Anything Better? - NFL Preview & Picks | Divisional Playoffs

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

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What's up everybody? Welcome back to the Anything Better Podcast Show with your host Paul Burzee, Bill Burr. We got the Greek freak out there in Beverly Hills. And of course we have Jake the Snake, our injury report guy. Of course I'm getting a phone call, which I got a decline. I don't know why everybody's calling me so early for. Anyway. They want your picks Paul, they want your picks.

They want my picks. Wild card weekend started off bad for me, 0 and 2, then we picked it up. But before we- Whoa, whoa, whoa, no one even, we picked it up. I fucking called that fucking charges game. You go run the tape back Paul. You're getting into your little breakfast nook day.

You run the fucking tape. That's the one game I picked wire to wire this year. Yeah. Okay. But I'm not too proud of myself because I also thought the Packers were going to cover against the Eagles. So, but I'm just saying my ego was, I thought I was Nostradamus after that first fucking game.

Then the wheels fell off. I was, dude, the Texans surprised me. I'll tell you what though, I will tell you what, Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills look like world beaters. And you know where I'm going this week. I called the Bills game too. Paul, I not only called, I said what would happen. I didn't just say they won.

I literally said San Diego every fucking year somebody's on an exercise bike and takes a rough, unnecessary roughness call, they're gonna get, they're gonna fuck themselves. That happened. I gotta get credit Paul, cause I sucked this year. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta toot my freckled horn here. And then the Bills, I said that they were were gonna That's just gonna be Josh Allen running around taking his helmet off smiling like fucking Brett Farvin that first Super Bowl You did you called it you did all right as long as you ignore all my other picks Paul I mean I had a hell of a Sunday All right well before we get into these games we got a shout out bet MGM It's the best sportsbook best lines out there and $10 minimum of $10 in the account and for your first bet if your first bet loses you'll get

$1,500 in bonus bets if the bet loses and also the first touchdown deal that they got going still you pick any It's a prop bet any player in any NFL game to get the first touchdown if you don't get the first touchdown But in fact get the second touchdown you will get your cash back. It is that easy. We are going into division weekend here and dude, we got to start with the doozy. This is going. Can we just for half a second, can you fucking explain to me what happened to the Vikings? Oh dude, that was, hey, that's a rough one, you know, dude, I don't know. Is it Sam Donald? Some people are saying the coach can't win a big one. I don't know. the the cowboys are with what's his face. Yeah. And that they have all of this as bad as that was. And as much as that was like the usual protocol of the Vikings

going to the playoffs, they were going, they were all excited, going, they've got like 70 million bucks to go fix all of these problems. But, um, the fuck is my car doing? All of a sudden it was like there's some ghost was stepping on the accelerator. But, um, what the fuck is my car doing? All of a sudden it was like there's some ghost was stepping on the accelerator. Paul, I'm sitting in my car because fucking everybody's sleeping in the house. Um, I know that was like interesting to me, but like, uh, just fucking every year, dude. I mean, they get all the fans all fucking excited, it seems. They make the playoffs almost every year, and then they just shit the bed.

Am I nuts, or maybe they don't? No, no, they do. And they were saying that their coach, even two years ago, his first playoff game, when they won 13 games with Kirk Cousins, he fucking, they had a horrible game against the Giants, and we beat them in Minnesota. And then Stam Donald goes 14 and two or whatever.

And then he had a big game against the Lions last week and the game wasn't good. And then they said this game wasn't good. So somebody, I heard somebody say, an old quarterback, NFL quarterback goes, dude, that's not us. He goes, Sam Darnold was the fourth problem in that game. He goes-

Yeah, that's, I mean, and he didn't win 14 games. The team won 14. Right right so um I don't know but I did think whoever was doing that take on it that they had 70 million dollars to play with because it's going to get better the wins are coming and I know that's hard to hear and da da da da but it's also like just because you got 70 million bucks Paul doesn't mean you know what to do with it. No. 100%. Yeah, you can get 100 million with the talent with that 70 million you can make 70 million dollars with a fucking mistakes. Yeah.

Yeah. I think it's the Herschel Walker trade Paul. I think I think there's still some leftover from that from. Sorry. All right. I'm not gonna derail this anymore. Dude, Lamar Jackson is insane. The Ravens are insane and so are the Bills and they are facing off with a with the line is one as I always say, Bill, what do I say? It's a

pick them. It's one. It's one. I believe, I believe, I don't even know who's minus one. Andrew, is it the Bills minus one? I think it's the Bills minus one either way. Yeah, it's the Bills minus one. Bills, Ravens, Ravens minus one, Bills plus one. All right, Jake, the snake.

What do we got injury report, buddy? Hey, um, injury report wise, it's not too bad. You know, everyone likes to play for the playoffs. So, um, it w the one to look out for is a flower. As he missed last week, the Ravens number one receiver, um, hopefully comes back this week and then, um, AJ Brown, uh, didn't practice. It was kind of the same thing. Like And then AJ Brown didn't practice. It was kind of the same thing, like last week he didn't practice all weekend and he played.

So, and then on the commanders, their best defensive player Bobby Wagner didn't practice yesterday. So those are kind of the ones to look out for, but it's playoffs, a lot of people are playing, you know. All right, hey Paul, am I crazy? The Bills and the Ravens are kind of the same team to me Where they've they've kind of underachieved

Like neither one of them seems to be able to get past one one another or the chiefs or whatever. So I Think that that's why this game Is to pick them because sometimes the bills look like world beaters and then other times they look like they can't get out of their own way. And I know the Ravens have had, you know, issues with that during the Lamar Jackson era. If I can just use some fucking sports speak there. But historically speaking, I mean, I got to go with the Ravens. Historically because they still have the same head coach. And I feel like it, you know, the end of the day gun to your head I

Gotta go Ravens Because I just feel that that you know With Harbaugh he's been there. He's won a Super Bowl He knows how to get what he needs to get and And I feel like the Bills have yet to figure that out. It's funny you say that because I actually like Josh Allen in this game to get over the hump by one. But it really is. Let's go up against each other.

I like the Ravens. All right. I like the I like the Bills and I think anything can happen in this game. I think this is why this game is so intriguing to me. These are the only two teams that when one team scores a touchdown, the other ones coming right back with a touchdown. This is going to be I love the over in this game, but this is going to be a great game. I think it's going to be the best game of the week. Bill's got the Ravens, uh, getting one. I'll tell you something, Paul, somebody's going to touchdown and then somebody else

going down, scoring a touchdown and another guy going down. That's not fucking football. That's marketing that fucking bills cheats playoff game from a few years ago was one of the worst football games I've ever watched. That looks like I was watching like Tom Cruise, all the right moves. It wasn't football. It wasn't any tackling. There was no fucking defense.

Paul, when was the last time a defense had a nickname? Legion of Boom. And that was all steroids. Legion of Boom, it should have said fucking, that logo should have been Dwayne Reed. Just have four of the defensive players standing in line with old ladies at a fucking CVS pharmacy. All right. So Bill has the Ravens. I have the Bills minus one Here's here's something that I don't know if you guys are seeing but As much as Philadelphia is doing great

The fact that they don't like and this is a fact Oh, I found out from some good sources, but also he kind of says it according to my sources Paul Verzee AJ Brown. Well, AJ Brown said it at his locker every week. AJ Brown can't stand Jalen hurts. They don't talk. They don't like each other. They asked AJ Brown, what's the problem this week and AJ Brown looked and said the passing game. Then when they bring up Jalen hurts, he says no comment. And your boy Paulie has a little

source that knows that there's a little that there's a little broken relationship there I don't like that going into Detroit right I mean they got to play Detroit is that they play the Rams Oh playing the Rams I don't know how much money they have to fucking pay you that you can get along with your fucking teammate exactly Great one exactly Jesus fucking crazy. He's not giving me the ball enough. Exactly.

Fucking wide receivers. Let me ask you a question. When is the last time you've heard of a riff or a broken relationship in a team and that team went on to win it all? 78 Yankees. Exactly. Exactly. The first thing I thought of, Billy Martin and Reggie Jackson. 78 Yankees. Exactly. Exactly.

The first thing I thought of. Billy Martin and Reggie Jackson. Okay, that's the year I was born. Exactly. I don't know, Kobe and Shaq didn't like each other. Yeah, Kobe and Shaq. Kobe and Shaq didn't like each other. There's a few. There's always an example, Paul.

There's an exception. Hey Paul, it's better than exceptional. You know, look, the Eagles at home against the Rams, that's a tough one. You know what? Who the fuck are the Rams, by the way? They looked like dog shit earlier in the year and now all of a sudden they're looking like when they made their Super Bowl run. Dude, the last four weeks and dude, Matt Stafford looked amazing. Looked amazing. Yeah, they've been a victim to the injuries every week, kind of up and down, middle of the year. I know they had a lot of nobody. Sorry, yeah, wide receiver.

I guess that's what it was. All right, so we're going backwards. We're going from the bottom game to the top game. Bill's got the Ravens. I got the Bills. I'm going to take the Rams. I'm going to take the Rams getting six points in Philadelphia. I'm not saying Philly doesn't win this game by a field goal,

but I think Matt Stafford keeps it close, and I like the six points with the Rams in a divisional playoff game. All right I hate this game and I hate this spread. It is a bitchy spread. The Eagles are at home. Dude you got me thinking about Stafford now. The old grizzled vet coming in there. Yeah. Want a Super Bowl. I

don't whose coach believe or bill whose coach do you believe in more? Oh, Bill gave him the nickname crazy Nick. I like Nick. I relate to that guy. I think I'm good at what I do and then also fucking think it's all gonna go away. I stopped short of nodding at the camera when a joke lands though I will tell you that. You know what I'm gonna go with the fucking Eagles. I'm gonna go with the Eagles even I'm happy it's on the road with all this fucking shit that's going on out here for the Rams but I read that this game I feel like that game out of everything that I'm looking at this week I feel

like that one's gonna be I think it looking at this week, I feel like that one's going to be, I think it's going to be, that's going to be a close game. So why the fuck am I giving away six points then? That doesn't make any sense. But you know what? I don't make any sense. I'm going to go with the Eagles. Fuck it.

All right. That's way too many points to give fucking Stafford. That's a stupid pick. Fuck this, Bill. You've been dumb all year. I'm changing it to the Rams. Yes. I'm on board.

Come on down. All right. Smash cut to me on Sunday. Why did I change it? I fucking. All right. Me and Bill believe in Matthew Stafford to keep that game close.

All right, Bill. Moving to an unbelievably intriguing line. This is a very interesting line. Nine and a half points. Everybody in the world thinks the Lions are going to shit on them. The commanders are obviously rookie quarterback. I don't know. Who do you like? the He's also one of those fucking assholes that even if you cover the receiver, he'll done run 12 yards for first down. You stand up and do this. It fucking drives you up the wall. And also who's that number 17 on the commanders? That guy's a nightmare.

Scary Terry, Terry McLaren. Jesus Christ. What a game he had last week. He did, he did. My God, dude, I was just thinking commanders, but then I'm going to take the Oh no. Oh no. I'm going to take the commanders with nine and a half with Bill. I was going to say, dude, you've been riding the commanders all year, man. Somewhere in November, you got on the commander's train. Even though they're in your

I think we have a quarterback as good as Patrick Mahomes and the prom queen. Oh my god. The prom queen. Look at her. Get eight and a half points. I think we have a quarterback as good as Patrick Mahomes and you're allowed to hold on every fucking play. I gotta take the chiefs laying eight and a half to cover that. No fucking problem. Um

Yeah. Oh man. Eight and a half is such a perfect number but I'm not a I would **** I would put a lot of II just the chiefs in the **** playoffs. It's the only storyline they they got the Lions and they're going to be they **** do it. No one

cares if the Bills are going to finally do it at this point. You know, that that's like Sam and Diane on **** Cheers. We all know how the series continues on. So I think the only storyline they have is can they three-peat? If he three-peats does dad need he's better than Montana? That's that's all they have and they need to ride that for the rest of the year which means they're going to be getting calls as they always fucking do. Now you take all of that and you have a great quarterback

in my homes, Travis Kelsey, you know, you got one of the best tight ends in the league and he's also in love, Paul. I don't know if you know that. That's what I love about a chief game. I get to watch football and keep up with their personal relationships because that's what I'm looking for.

That's another thing thing Taylor Swift, she sells out those stadiums. They got to keep them there. I know. I know. Look, there's no doubt in my mind, the Chiefs win the game. There's no doubt in my mind, the Chiefs win the game. I'm just saying is that eight and a half points because the only two times once. What's that? I said Paulie two times. Um, there's no doubt in my mind the chiefs win that game. There is

no doubt. Um, dude, I'm gonna take the Texans with the points. Goddamn it. I like that. I like the Texas with the points because the chiefs have been the chiefs got bailed out by a bad snap with the Raiders. They win these these these fucking by a hair the buck in your head explain it Paul. It's almost like something's going on. Like a dude. Good. Like I said, the officials have been incredible all year except for the darling.

That's where they saved it for. That's what they saved it for. I love that you just said, look at her. Look at her. Look at her dress. The money's pretty split. Oh, the money's pretty split on this game? 57% on the tax.

I kind of feel like somebody's going 4-0 this game. 57 percent on the text. I kind of feel like somebody's going for now this week. Somebody's going for now this week. Paul, I feel it. Oh, that'd be great. That'd be great. Hey, it ain't going to be me. All right. I don't know.

Four. Now, it's going to and to. That's my prediction. The the Texans line is so perfect. These guys are amazing. We got to get one of these guys on. Just be like, dude, what do you guys do? I actually I was on already Lang's podcast and he had the guy from the win on.

And I go, when do you guys know the line? And he goes, dude, as soon as the one game is over and we know who's playing we know within 15 minutes what the line is I'm just like that's so nice it is nuts Paul yeah what do they have a quick 15 minute meeting about what's gonna happen next week and then they fucking know everything? Yeah, I don't know. They know better than we do. Listen, Paul, what are you gonna do the day the day the NFL comes out like wrestling did? It just tells you it isn't real. Are you gonna be alright with it? No. No. That it's sports entertainment or are you gonna start crying like that fat guy in his sweatpants?

Stop saying that! that sports entertainment? Are you going to start crying like that fat guy in his sweatpants? Don't... Stop saying that! No. These guys wouldn't risk their lives. I don't think it's fake. What the fuck are you talking about? They wouldn't risk their lives. Dude, these guys get paralyzed, man.

Paul, people in the mafia got whacked. They still did it so they could have a nice car and a Cadillac. That's a good point. Yeah. Well, the second there's money involved. That's actually a funny point. Yeah. What can money involve?

They're going to do it. I don't know. I just think it's massaged. I think it's all massaged. You want to hear something that... Yes, I do. You want to hear something that... Yes, I do. You want to hear something that doesn't make much sense here?

So I'm looking at the money line bets versus the spread bets for all the games. And obviously if the teams get in points, then the spread seems to increase their percentage. Except with the Ravens and the Bills. The money line has 52% of the people betting on the bills thinking they're just going to win outright. Forgetting the plus one.

But 42% are taking the one point. So less people who are voting, who are betting on the bills are taking the money line, the spread than the money line. Does that make any sense? Less people are taking the spread, more people are betting the money line? Is that what you're saying? More people are taking the spread,

more people are going. I thought you said only 42% Yeah, more people are taking the money line than the spread, which doesn't make sense for. Yeah, for a one line. Sorry, I said it wrong. Let me share this screen. Let me let me share this screen. Let me share this

screen here. Very interesting. What do you think this means? What do you think this means? Jake, I love how you dress down for the podcast. I've seen you weekend outfits when you're taking your ladies out. You know, Paulie, could you be more humble than Jake? No, no. So humble kid. This kid's taking tens out to steak houses and then he comes on here

and so humble, just throws a t shirt on. I know everybody's into Trump. I'm building a wall and Mexico's going to pay for it. That's nothing. Jake the snake. I'm taking a 10 out the I'm not sure. Um. Matt, sweetheart. Bring your credit card. Oh, alright. Here we go. What do we got here? See what I'm saying? Alright. Spread 42% the of people are betting on the Ravens. My none of this shit means anything to me. No, I'm looking at this right now

thinking I'm not passing this class. God, I wish this was a class to Oh, God, if these were classes in high school, or college, it'd be the only math class I passed for sure.

Well, that's like low key one of the funniest things you said. Dude, I mean, I didn't do well in high school, but I mean, it's like sports gambling was a class. Dude, imagine. Paul, you would have given the speech. You would have been the valedictorian. I was just going gonna say that. I was just gonna say imagine I'm the valedictorian given the speech and I'm like, I used to take the favorites, just like you. But then I realized that's not how

life works. Coming back after he graduated. No impulse final line is and in and in the game of life. It's a pick them. Thank you, everybody. But if you have the right game plan, he says it again, if you have the right game plan, you can set the odds in your favor. Hey guys, I'll leave you with this.

If a good team loses on the road and they're coming home next week, 80%. Ladies and gentlemen, gun to your head. Which one of your kids do you love the best? Gun to your head. Oh God. All right. Oh God. All right. So Bill's got the Chiefs.

I got the Texans. Me and Bill both have the Commanders. Bill has the Ravens. I have the Bills. And we both have the Rams. And we both have the Rams, Matthew Stafford. There you go, so those are our picks for the division weekend.

It's gonna be great. I think the game of the week, hands down, I think the classic comes down. I'm gonna say this, can I make a prediction? I'm gonna say Bills-Ravens comes down. I'm gonna say Bills-Ravens comes down to literally the last play of the game. The last play the last second will decide that game. That's my prediction of that game. I think it's going to be a doozy. I think it's be a classic. I think the bills are going to be in control of that game.

And then there's going to be a streaker full frontal it's going to run across the field that's going to take them out of that game. Dude, if that happened, dude, that's one of the things that's, that's another thing that 911 took away from this country. Aside from a lot of freedoms was streaking. No, it was already over. Dude, did you ever go to, I went to a fucking Boston University game. This guy fucking ran across the field I remember he's this tan dude and then like his fucking ass was like fucking as white as my head Running across the thing dude, and I was there was me all my siblings

And my godfather took me to the game and we were fucking dying laughing. Oh my god. That's so great All he had on was a headband and he just ran Oh Oh my god, that's so great. All he had on was a headband and he just ran. Oh, that might've been the legendary guy. I did it. No, no, no, it wasn't that guy. I didn't like that weirdo guy. The guy was at Wimbledon. Yeah.

There was something like, what I liked about the streaker I saw was he didn't wanna get caught. Oh, okay. I thought that English guy was a creep. He kinda liked being manhandled by the cops with no clothes on. I thought that English guy was a creep. He kind of liked being manhandled by the cops with no clothes on. I got creep vibes from him. Yeah, he liked it and he like would smile as they were dragging him out with his like flopping around. Yeah.

Naked men can't be smart. You can't smile as a naked man. You really got to be running full speed or have a look on your face like, yes, sweetheart, I'm about to put it on you. But you cannot be sitting there smiling like you're welcoming them to Thanksgiving dinner. Paul, we're so happy you came. All right, man, look, it's getting sad. We only got two more weeks of this shit, and I can't believe how fast this went.

But I hope people reached out, said, dude, they made some money. So as always, guys, we don't have a special this week, right? There's no special, right? Is there a late game? No matter how it goes. It's just the. Well, let's talk college, Paul. Who do you like, Ohio State or Notre Dame? the the

the the the the the the the And if the quarterback plays the way he did the last three games, I think that from what I saw, Ohio State looks unbeatable. Yeah, they're going through people like fucking hot butter.

I think Ohio State's gonna win because of the streak they're on, and it seems like after they lost to Michigan, they changed. More insufferable fan base, Ohio State or Notre Dame. Oh, wow. I think...? Oh wow. I think. Oh wow. Impossible choice. I know, I think it's Notre Dame. The fact that they bring religion into it and they think Jesus gives a fuck more that they win the dumb game than Ohio State. I mean Ohio State is just a product of their public school system. You know what I mean, Ohio State is just a product

of their public school system. You know what I mean? It's a state school. There's not a lot of bright people in Ohio, but like, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Andrew, what's the line on that game?

What's the, Ohio State's getting what? A given what? I'll just pull it up. Sorry, not prepped for college here. Let's see what second. I see your house. They might say now. Yeah, I heard it was eight. Okay. Yeah. Ohio State's given eight. It doesn't look like they've been beating people like it's still September. Dude, how the fuck did they lose to Michigan? Yeah, yeah that was because the quarterback was doing nothing which was so weird.

I was like Ohio State doesn't have a quarterback. Michigan, Michigan had no quarterback the whole fucking year and they still lost. I don't know Paul. I don't want to be captain paranoid. Who do you like Bill? Who do you like? You like Notre Dame? Getting the points? Um, no I don't. I think, I believe the spread and I think they're right. I mean I think Ohio State looks fucking amazing. They do. Fucking amazing. They are as amazing as their fan base is horrific.

I, yeah, I say, I say, I'm going to say this. Notre Dame, I'm going to take Notre Dame with the points. Ohio State wins the game by a touchdown. Oh, Paulie, you just covered all your bases there, didn't you? state wins the game by a touchdown. Oh, Paulie, you just covered all your bases there, didn't you? I wonder here I'm taking Notre Dame and they're gonna win the fucking game.

Nah, ever since I started doing this show, I like points. I changed. I don't know. We'll see. I just hope it's a good fucking game, dude. Remember that time we went to that that did you came with us when it rained? We went I don't know. I don't know. I remember TCU got smoked. Who the fuck were they playing? I don't even remember. They played Georgia.

Jesus Christ. And I remember TCU got one special teams touchdown and we go, dude, one more touchdown and this is a game again. And then Georgia, it was like 35 to 7 and me and Bartnik just went to go get a tequila

and said it's over. And it was pouring 35 to 7 and me and Bartnik just went to go get a tequila. It's over and it was pouring on my Jordan threes. Oh yeah. Yeah. Cause they have that. They have the half ass roof. It was like, you know, I Paul, cause it never rains in California, but when it does, it pours man, it pours.

Remember that song? Yeah, dude. I come to California two years ago in January, and they said, we haven't had rain like this forever. My fucking Jordan threes was sopping wet. Um, all right. Well, there you have it, guys. And I'm out. No, I just did a podcast. I just did a podcast that's a nice shoe. Yes, some of them are ridiculous. They are but no, come on, dude.

Don't Paul. You don't have to back down your love. You love sneakers. Yeah, but I like classics. Like, look, I'll take look. Look, this is what I got on right now. That's a classic sneaker. It's a nurse shoe, Paul. No, it's a dunk. Paul, nobody's dunking in a fucking half.

Not only Neil, the last guy who dunked in a sneaker like that. That's a nice shoe, Paul. It's not gonna make. But no, I don't like it. Can I say something? Nike has like one shoe and they painted it five million different fucking colors. You guys are like, oh my God,

the mac and cheese Jordan 4s. The tiramisu ones with a fucking Poco beware sweatshirt. The same fucking speaker. Dude, did you get the lasagna? The lasagna sixes. It's like dripping. The Nike sushi is dripping. Dude, if you look at the fucking Kanye West sneakers, that guy, he literally lives in

a different reality. Those are horrible. I don't know, but I feel like some of the great artists of all time would be like, and I see this guy, this guy's doing something different. Those fucking like see-through dinosaur, dinosaur like slippers. Yeah. I'm feeling like people buy these. He's like, oh yeah, oh yeah.

A lot of money. Yeah. It's stupid. It's really stupid. They collect them. Nobody's wearing that shit. I saw somebody wearing those fucking moon boots down the street. I would say that the thing that foreshadowed that the guy and all the history of basketball

who had the weirdest looking shoe. Oh man. That's a good question. I know James Harden had a weird pair. And oh, you know, I didn't like those Kobe Adidas ones. Rest is so- Man, that's what I was going to say. His first one, they were square. They were like a rectangle. That's that. Yup. The Kobe Adidas that were like square on the on the toe and they were rubbery. Those were terrible.

I don't know. But I look at those now and I go like that. That was sort of foreshadowing all that Yeezy shit. Yeah. The slippers. Not the other ones that he basically took an Afghan and put a soul on it. Then there's some sort of barcode. Those things are creepy.

My wife had a pair of those. Yeah. Remember the Magic Johnson, Larry Bird Converse? Those were awesome. Converse weapons. I didn't like how small the Converse logo was on it. The Dr. J's were the cleanest ones. The Bob Lanier's.

The Dr. J's were sick. Paul, let's not forget about the Bob Koozie. P.F. Flyer fucking Chuck Taylor masher? He had his own sneaker. A lot of people don't know that. Paul, the sun has come up. Look at that. Wow. Yeah, it's come up. Oh yeah, I was looking at the fucking skyline. It looks like a Michael Mann movie. I do. I love Michael Mann. Looks nice out there. the out there who turns this into a political, turns everything into a political issue and tries to divide us.

Well, during crisis, what does the leader do? Brings people together, you don't divide people. No, everybody just needs to help. I do have to say that is the funny thing about Trump. That is his go-to. Fire in California, that's Gavin Newsom's problem. And then he's like, Gulf of Mexico, we're gonna call it Gulf of America. And then he's like, Gulf of Mexico. We're going to call it Gulf of America. And then he's like, yeah, I'm fucking it. And then

he walks away. That's his move. His move is he gets everybody in the room yelling at each other. And then he walks out the side door. Now I'm the only one who thinks that. It's like some mean girl shit. Hey, Paul, did you hear what Andrew said about you, man? He said that you don't like your red sweatshirt.

And then you're like, what the fuck is in my sweatshirt? And I just walk out. That's so funny. Nobody brought up, Paul, that this city shouldn't even be here. In managing this thing, Paul, you have to manage this city that shouldn't be here. You have to manage, this city has been in a drought for 50 fucking years. And even when it does rain a lot one year, you still use up all the fucking water.

They fucked at public transportation because the politicians sold out back then. Woodrow Wilson, I mean, wait, where do you find the race relations out here? Where the fuck do you start? You start right now. That's kind of the same. Is that the same with Vegas too or no?

Dude, there's a lot of cities that like through air quote technology, they were able to build stuff there. But like it's finite nature wins nature gravity, gravity wins. You're never going to the gym every day, but gravity every morning is pulling you down to earth. Pulling that face down, Paul. You look like a fucking basset out. Oh my God, dude. Look at my shoulders. It's really weird how, how aging affects your face, but your body can look fine for a long time. I think that's nature's way of preventing you from procreating. You can do your bow flex as much as you fucking want, but your face...

There's no machine for your face at the fucking gym. Remember those idiots who were fucking biting down on things trying to get their jobs. Dude, we are at the, we are still in the very early stages of the face nautilus equipment. I have to think that bring you a bit down on, remember when people were fat and they put that that cummerbund, that electric cummerbund around their belly, they would just turn it on and it would just jiggle your fucking titties. And people would sit there, they'd stand there, they're not even moving. That was gonna make their belly go away. The thing it just rubbed, right?

Yeah. It was like. Like, I'm sorry, Paul., like Einstein would have already lived. It came up with the theory relatively about the speed of light and all that. Dude, that was the original Billy Mays. Not Billy Mays is a hunk of shit to put on your fat stomach. Did you see that guy that documentary? There's a documentary out right now about the guy that doesn't want to,

he wants to live forever. So he like, everything is down to a science what he takes and he's like older and he's like in this ripped shape like his regiment is so exhausting that what he does by noon it's like his cabinets just are all of these supplements and he's shredded and he's ripped and he does these exercises and cardio and eats like dude and he was just he's just trying to like like not die and it's how old is he i i want to say he's in his 50 early 50s and like his rage the thing to distress yeah so he has himself in fight or flight the whole fucking day he's just waking up i must do must do this. I must do that. I must do that. Or I'm going to fucking die. It's like he's fighting a fatal disease. Like you hear people when they get like some really bad cancer diagnosis. Yeah, this is the guy.

I don't like so much your attitude. Like so much your attitude. Like when you hear these people who are fighting cancer and everything, like so much of it is your mental, um, your attitude towards it. Who am I looking at? I'm seeing 5,000 people here. That's a guy? That's the same guy. That's a guy. This guy. That was a robot. Yeah, that's the, yeah, this, This guy and he just like, yeah,

it's exhausting what he does. Who's the guy behind him? I don't know. Oh, his son? I feel like the stress of all this would just weigh on you and that's how you go. Yeah, what he eats, the supplements he takes, the exercises he does.

And by the way, he has to have so much money because his whole day is is that. Paul, how about this? The fun he's not having. Oh, no cigars. Guys, they're not going to smoke. It's my impression of his friends. Hey, Mike, you want to forget it? Hey Hey Mike, me and some of the guys, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was gonna have a party. Yeah, we're gonna have a party. What do you think about Mike and, no, not Mike, he ain't gonna.

His son's a nice kid, yeah, but dude, he's not coming. Listen, if the he's not coming. Listen, if the party's after 2.30 in the afternoon. I mean, he'll swim for an hour. I would actually watch that because I would think, I find it fascinating in that as much as people are laughing at him, dude, like the level of like plastic surgery and the shit that people are doing. Like, you know, it's fucking people putting,

I don't even know what this shit is, but they put filler in their face. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you just putting that, I mean, I guess we'll put in trans fats in, so who gives a shit, but like, to put like Bondo in under your skin. It's not they say that Botox shit goes right to your brain.

Yeah, it says it goes to your brain and fucks your memory up and shit. I don't know if that's true but. Paul, I'm going to say it probably is. I would say if you're injecting chemicals into your face, your brain is in your head. How about you just enjoy your life in moderation and love your family? How about that? Yeah. And dude, the level of banging that's happened at old folks homes. I mean, they have like STDs are going all right.

You can still get laid your whole life. Dude, that's incredible, man. That's incredible. And I'll be honest with you. I'm embracing like I'm embracing being in a home, not because of that. But like I was talking to somebody about this dude playing poker at four o'clock eating jello watching your show lights out at eight. Until you said jello. It was all sounding good until the jello. Oh, dude, a nurse, a nice nurse comes in, gives you a little jello, puts a little... Oh, no, no, no.

Dude, there's no nice nurses at those fucking places. Those fucking people that take care of old people are evil. I got a friend of mine, I was talking to her the other day and she was telling me some of the shit that they were saying to her. We're in the third fucking nurse. She has arthritis going, don't put me in this position. It hurts me. And the woman said, I don't have I don't have time for this and walked out.

Oh, Jesus. Guys, I just realized I got to get to the airport. Uh, I got to end on that sad story. Watch out for your grandparents. All guys, enjoy the games. Those are our picks for the week division series. Follow us me and Bill are on on a few together and download our app. Go to bet MGM download the app use our code burr B U R R. It's that easy to put $10 in your first bet. If you lose your first bet, you'll get 1,500 in bonus bets. And the first touchdown deal is you put any player

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Have a good one. We will see. Here's my prediction on that guy who wants to live forever. Yeah. A Jesus freak comes to his door and he converts him. He goes, you don't need to be afraid to die. Just surrender to Jesus. Yeah.

Paul, you can have that cheeseburger. You can have that cheeseburger. God, I hope you live in his way and make your way to paradise. I hope he gets that freedom. It is sad. All right. All right, guys. Take care.