anything goes with emma chamberlain - crazy LA stories

Episode Date: May 21, 2020

Living in Los Angeles can be... interesting. Most people outside the city think of beautiful beaches and lavish celebrity mansions in the hills. And they do exist. But for those that live in the city,... your view of it can be a bit different. Emma's lived in LA for a few years now, and has had her fare share of experiences. Everything from crazy people at fast food restaurants to what it's really like at those big parties. And she's STILL not over what someone did in her bathroom... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi everybody, it's me, Emma Chamberlain. I'm back on anything goes, my podcast. Why am I so awkward in the beginning of these? I don't know how the fuck to start a podcast episode. It's okay. So what's going on? What's going on? Let's think before I get into the episode.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Well, my lips are really chapped right now They're like really chapped to the point where like I'm getting like a Like I'm have like a dead skin ring around my mouth That's super really it's super unflattering really actually quite ugly. So that's happening But on the brighter side of that the reason why my lips are chapped is because I'm on Acutane, my acne medicine, but good news is I'm on my last month. It's been a journey. If you guys want me to make an episode about Acutane, I don't know if I really could talk
Starting point is 00:01:00 about it for that long, so maybe I won't, maybe I'll just throw it into an episode and just talk about it one time, just because I mean if you guys are interested in it and you want my experience and whatever I would love to talk about it. Even just about acne in general, I could, I would love to speak on that so if you guys want me to at some point, maybe I will. But acutane has been tough because the side effects are shitty, but like my skin looks better than it's ever looked. And I'm really excited about it. So hopefully the medication works long term and I don't ever have to go on it again.
Starting point is 00:01:40 And then I just never have acne again and all of my pain from being on the medication will be worth it. And then I will have clear skin forever and all of my pain from being on the medication will be worth it. And then I will have clear skin forever and it will be amazing. Time will tell. Anyway, let's get into this episode. So this episode was actually inspired by something that happened to me yesterday.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Speaking of acutane, I had to go pick up my prescription from CVS. So I drove my ass over to the CVS and I went in and I got my prescription and then I was walking out of the CVS onto the street. And I see this man running through the crosswalk, like sprinting through the crosswalk. And I was like, okay, that's different. He wasn't wearing workout clothes. This man was not exercising. He was just sprinting.
Starting point is 00:02:33 He was kind of charging towards me, which kind of freaked me out. So I kind of backed up a little bit and I let him sprint or whatever. And then once he got to the sidewalk he started walking normally and there was a man another man standing at a bus stop and he had one of his feet on a skateboard and he was just chilling there waiting for the bus and this man the sprinting man as we'll call him the guy who was sprinting across
Starting point is 00:03:02 the street kicks this man's skateboard out from under his foot. And they're both like grown men. Like one was probably 30 and the other one was probably 50, maybe. And like dude, with the skateboard, it was like dude, what the fuck, what was that? And then the sprinting dude just starts screaming in his face and nothing of what he was saying made any sense and
Starting point is 00:03:27 So skateboard dude picks up his skateboard and I kid you not starts hitting the other dude over the head with his skateboard Waking him in the head with this skateboard Then the running the sprinting dude starts throwing punches at this dude and is trying to get the dude onto the floor. Mind you, skateboard dude is not giving up for a second. He's just whacking this sprinting man with the skateboard
Starting point is 00:03:58 just as if it was the most insane thing I've ever seen. Mind you, I'm standing five feet away from this. I quickly turn around and I go back up the steps to go back into the CVS because obviously I don't feel safe Being near that although I also kind of weirdly was enjoying it. It was weirdly It was obviously really kind of upsetting, but there was something super entertaining about it It was like watching you know the Logan Paul KSI fight, but like in real life, and I like couldn't get enough. So I, you know, I didn't, I stood kind of in the doorway of the CVS, and I watched this all go down, and this old man was walking into the CVS, and I was like,
Starting point is 00:04:37 check this out, like what's going on. He was like, I don't know, and I was like, this is crazy, and he was like, I don't know what to say. And I was like, okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought it up. And then I'll let the man go into the CVS. And that was kind of the end of it. But shit like this happens in LA way too much. Shit that just like cracks the matrix. Like the Norman LA is like matrix breaking shit.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Like, I was almost so unfazed by it that that's why it was like disturbing. I was like, it was so normal for me. Like shit like that just happens all the time here. It's always like that. Like just shit that like should not be happening happens in LA on a daily basis and I'm used to it So today's episode is gonna be me telling you my stories
Starting point is 00:05:30 About LA that kind of break the matrix some of it some of these things are things that I've done some of these things are things that I've seen but All together it's gonna be just a big Cluster of weird stories. I actually hate the word cluster and the fact that I just used it was character development because I really hate that word. So I can't believe that I just used it.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Anyway, let's get into it. This is actually the best story I have. I told this to somebody last night and I literally, and I like relived it in my head and I like could not believe that the story actually happened. My friends and I like to drive around late at night on Sunset Boulevard. We just like do loops around Sunset Boulevard and talk.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Just because it's so nice to just drive around with no cars around and it's just, it's really great. So we'll do that for hours. And one night Olivia and I were doing that and our throats got really dry. So we decided to stop at Wendy's to get some water bottles because we needed water, but we didn't want to go home yet. So we were like, okay, we'll just do that.
Starting point is 00:06:35 So I pull up to the little drive through inner calm box and you know, ordering my waters. And in my rear view window, I kind of see an old woman, not that old, like maybe like 55, 60. Just kind of lingering behind my car. And I was like, okay, it's kind of weird, but I'm just gonna act like I don't see it and just move on. I take my focus off of her and I just continue speaking to the Wendy's employee.
Starting point is 00:07:03 And all of a sudden, this woman, this is not a fucking joke, this is not a joke, I can't believe that this happened and none of you are gonna believe me, because it's that fucking insane. This woman runs up to my open window and spits in my face and starts screaming at me. I kid you not.
Starting point is 00:07:26 And this was right when the whole kind of coronavirus thing started. I'm freaking out. I'm so scared for one. Like super startled, super freaked out. She was being kind of belligerent a little bit. I roll up my window. I take the hand sanitizer out of my little cup holder and I literally rub hand sanitizer all over my face.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Which is not good, don't do that, but I literally was so grossed out and so terrified. That was the only thing I knew how to do. I'm freaking out. We're literally like, what the fuck do we do? We still have to get our water bottles because we're thirsty. So we're like, this woman has to leave so we pull up to the to the pickup window and we wait there With our window rolled up. She kind of minds around business. She kind of walks away. Oh My god, I forgot about this part of the story. She kind of walks away
Starting point is 00:08:19 So we're like, okay, we're good. So I rolled out my window to get the water bottles and pay and then this woman Walks around my car to the passenger window where Olivia's sitting. Olivia's window is rolled up. And she's talking to Olivia through the window, like screaming at Olivia through the window. Olivia's like looking at me like, what do I do? I'm like, I don't know, just act like you don't see it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:43 I get the waters and then I'm like, I don't know. Just act like you don't see it. I don't know. I get the waters and then I'm going to hand over my card and this woman runs around to my window again. While my window is rolled down, I have to roll it up. The Wendy's employee acts like nothing is going on. I cracked the window and I'm like, I can't give you my card. This woman could take my card. And he was like, no, just hand it around. I'm like, no, no, I can't. I can't. I don't want to do that. Like, I don't, I'm scared. I was so scared. Finally, I give this man my card around her. I reach around her. As she's screaming at me, I can't believe that this happened. And I give him my card. And then I roll
Starting point is 00:09:26 back up my window. The transaction gets completed. She walks away because my window is rolled up. So she kind of gave up. I get my card back and I drive away and Olivia and I drive away and we just, we almost wanted to start crying because it was such a traumatizing experience that like I couldn't even fathom that it happened. Like the whole thing, it was just, there's no words for it. There's no words for that. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is more than a website builder. It's in all in one place to make an online space that's entirely your own. Their all-in-one platform allows you to customize everything from the fonts and color
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Starting point is 00:11:45 Okay, pulling all nighters is like a great way to like lose your mind a little bit and just be really, really irrational and emotional. It just makes your mind go, it's not healthy, right? So I pulled it all nighter and in the morning, I was really upset about something. I won't get into what I was upset about, but I was having some issues with some friends. And I was really upset about it. And so I called my parents and I got so upset that I was like, I need to talk to you while I'm going on a walk. I'm going to go on a walk. I lived in Hollywood, I lived
Starting point is 00:12:24 on Hollywood Boulevard still. So I went on a walk, I'm gonna go on a walk. I lived in Hollywood, I lived on Hollywood Boulevard still. So I went on a walk on Hollywood Boulevard, which is not fun, but I did it. And I'm just walking up and down the street. And I start walking up a side street and I sit down on like kind of a staircase. And I'm on the phone and I'm venting and I start getting so heated and angry
Starting point is 00:12:51 about what I was talking about that I start bawling my eyes out. Like bawling my eyes out, like I just freaked out. It was because of the lack of sleep for me. I think I just fucking lost it. I was scream crying on the phone with my parents, so angry. And my throat got really dry from crying and kind of hyperventilating.
Starting point is 00:13:11 So I start coughing in public, in fully in public, on a side street. People were walking, they were passing me. I didn't even care. I was so upset. And I'm just fucking crying, I'm coughing. The whole thing. And I start coughing and I cough so upset and I'm just fucking crying. I'm coughing the whole thing and I Start coughing and I cough so hard That I throw up on the street
Starting point is 00:13:33 People are around okay people are walking up and down. This is a popular side street To be exact. It's actually our gile which is off Hollywood Boulevardvard, a very populated street, and I fucking throw up. People see it happen. I'm not even embarrassed. I was so upset about the thing that I was like angry about. I didn't even care, but I threw up in front of everybody. And it was so great. I've never thrown up from crying. It was the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. I don't think it's ever gonna happen again, because I haven't pulled an all-nighter in like literally six months. And like, I don't plan on doing it anytime soon.
Starting point is 00:14:12 So, so that's that. I do kind of miss pulling on nighters. Not to be off topic, but I do miss pulling on nighters a little bit. That was kind of a fun and fond memory, but as you can see, it's effects on me mentally were not the best. Sorry, I burped. So that was that story. That was fucking weird. I have a bunch of stories written down, but some of them I feel like aren't that good.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Some of them I feel like aren't that good. Some of these also don't necessarily relate to, like it's not like in LA story, it's more just like a crazy story that happened to me in LA, but it could happen to anywhere. But like maybe I'll get into it. Anyway, we'll see. I'm picking through. Okay, next one.
Starting point is 00:15:02 This one's kind of crazy. This happened like over a year ago. So my best friends and I went to San Francisco, we did a road trip to San Francisco. And on the way back, when we were driving back, it was kind of late at night, and we were all starving, like so hungry. We hadn't eaten in six hours because we were in the car and forgot to bring snacks.
Starting point is 00:15:28 So we were super hungry. So we were like, let's get food right now. Let's go to Mel's diner, which is a diner. Obviously, he fucking says it in the name for God's sake. Anyway, it's a diner. It's pretty self-explanatory. So we decide we're going to go to this diner. And so we start driving there.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Olivia's driving, my friend Olivia's driving. And we start to see this guy drive a little bit reckless, kind of just switching lanes, not being responsible, whatever. And all of a sudden, he's like maybe one car in front of us. He swirves hard to the right, cuts in front of three cars and hits the cement barrier in the center of the freeway. After doing that, he over-corrects and he cuts across like four cars and he hits the barrier on the right side. If that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:16:31 So he like did like a, not an S, but like maybe kind of a seven. He hits the cement thing on the left and then he goes and he hits the cement thing on the right. And because of that, two other cars crash into each other. So everybody pulls over, Olivia, Amanda and I pull over because we want to make sure everybody's okay. Everybody was totally fine, which was an absolute blessing. There was some pretty bad damage on the cars, but we got everybody out of the car safely, and then everything was okay, and it was more
Starting point is 00:17:14 a matter of like figuring out how to handle this like legally, like, you know, who's responsible for this, who's insurance, do we need whatever. Olivia's card didn't get damaged at all so we were just kind of there to help if anybody needed it and the guy who was swirving in the car starts acting really weird. He starts acting really weird. He's like being like no we don't need to call the police like we don't need to call the police. Everything's fine. Don't worry about this. I'm gonna go check out my car. I'm gonna go check out my car. And everybody was like, no dude, don't go to your car. Like your car is severely damaged and it could blow up
Starting point is 00:17:52 or like explode if you touch it or do anything to it. Like don't touch your car, let a professional handle that. It's not safe. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I need to go get something from my car. Everybody was like, no, don't get into your car. Like, that's not safe. This man was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, pieces are falling off, crushed car, okay? He gets into the car and he starts driving away from the scene. Because I mean, he had just caused a massive accident, right?
Starting point is 00:18:35 For not only himself, but also all of them. So like, this man's freaking out. He starts driving away. Olivia and I had gotten out of the car, a man dead stayed in the car, and Olivia and I were like, we need to call the police. Like this is really bad. Like this man did something fucked up. Not even like it was his, I don't know if it was his fault, but regardless, like he caused an accident that has damaged two people's cars and he needs to be held responsible.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Olivia and I call the police. We get back into the car, we brought back to our car, and we're on the phone with the police, and we're following this man, trying to take a photo of his license plate. He takes an exit, we follow him, not condoning that. Probably not the best thing to do. We asked the police, we're like, is it okay if we follow him so that we can give you information? They were like, yes, this was the moment that I felt like I was a part of the police force. I felt so bad ass that a cop was like, yes, you can follow them if you want. Just be safe about it. So that, you know, you can tell us where they are. We follow this car for like 10 minutes. they're driving so recklessly so we
Starting point is 00:19:45 had to stay back and then they'd start driving normally. Mind you, as they're driving pieces of their car are like dragging their sparks flying off of their car like it was a fucking mess. Anyway, finally the cops find him. We're on the phone giving them sides. We're like literally we're driving so him. We're on the phone giving them sides, literally we're driving so fast, we're like, okay, they're on Ventura and fucking this street. No, they're on this street now. They're on this street now.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Like trying to keep the cops updated, finally they pull him over. We see them put him in cuffs, and we give the police our phone number, whatever whatever and then that was the end of it come to find out This man had stolen that car And he was a thief Andy crashed the car and it was really scary But it was kind of like really exhilarating
Starting point is 00:20:43 Moral of that story glad everybody's okay, but I'm not going to lie, that car chase made me feel bad ass. I can't lie to you. I don't know if that's fucked up. I don't know if that's like wrong to say or wrong to feel, but it did kind of make me feel bad ass. Moving on, that one's kind of crazy. This episode is brought to you by LiquidIV. You might think that hydration is only necessary after intense crazy activities, like working out. But if you think about it, running errands is still running. That's why LiquidIV powder hydrates you two times faster than water alone, with three
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Starting point is 00:24:25 kind of amusing, so fuck it. So I was flying to Europe and I believe I was by myself. It doesn't really matter. Anyway, flying to Europe and I get onto the plane and I'm putting my carry-ons into the overhead compartment and I'm trying to shove this bag in a certain way. I was struggling to get one of my carry-ons into the bin above.
Starting point is 00:25:01 And a flated end, it comes up to me, and it's like, honey, honey, honey, honey, it won't fit like that. It will not fit like that. It doesn't work like that. It will not fit like that. Terrible attitude. Complete bitch. Totally rude. I was like, sorry, ma'am. She was like, let me just do it. Let me just do it. I was like, okay, okay. Thank you. So rude. Super bad attitude. Everybody around her literally looked over and was like what like why is this? Why is this grown woman yelling at this 12-year-old girl obviously little do they know that I am in fact in 18 year old woman But you know to the to the onlookers it looked like somebody was yelling at a child. So that probably looked worse on her part
Starting point is 00:25:42 So that was really rude and I was just like, it kind of put me in a bad mood for a second because I was like, why do people have to talk to people like that? Like, that's just so fucked up. I got over it, whatever. So it was time for to start giving out drinks. She was giving people champagne or orange juice. So I was like, I'll take the orange juice, thank you. the orange juice, thank you. And she was holding a tray with a bunch of drinks on it. And she was like, okay, still had an attitude with me. I have no idea what I did wrong. She hasn't even known me like that.
Starting point is 00:26:16 And so she's holding the tray with one hand and she's getting a napkin out of her other, or out of her little pocket, her little apron pocket to put down onto my tray. And as she's kind of reaching down to get out the napkin for me, she spills all of the drinks on me. Right before a 10-hour flight Orange juice champagne all over me all over my seat all over my bag
Starting point is 00:26:56 Everything and when I tell you That this woman's attitude changed towards me. Oh All of a sudden she's like oh my god. I'm so sorry. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. You are so sweet for putting up with this. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. Oh, this has never happened. My God, do you need anything? Oh, let me wipe up your seat. Let me wipe off your bag. But when I tell you that I was liven. Live it. This woman had been literally targeting me and bullying me for the past 20 minutes and then spills all of the drinks on me and then all of a sudden is an angel because whatever. Where was that energy before? You had to fully ruin my entire flight in order to not be a fucking bitch to me. Unbelievable. I was so fucking mad. And the whole flight, I was sticky. Every time I would move, my ass was sticking to the seat,
Starting point is 00:27:56 my fucking... I mean, obviously, completely... It doesn't matter. Like, it was not that big of a deal. But it sucked. You know what I mean? It sucked. And she was such a bitch Anyway, I just wanted to get that off my chest. I couldn't believe that like Anyway, I reported her to Delta I literally called my mom and I was like Please report this woman like I fucking hate her. I hate her and I don't use hate a lot
Starting point is 00:28:21 Actually, I do but like I don't use hate in a serious way a lot, but I genuinely hate that woman. But you know what, I forgive her because I feel bad for her, that she sucks that bad. Moving on. Last story I'm gonna tell, this is not really a story that like,
Starting point is 00:28:39 this happened to me when I was living in LA, but it's not something that's like specific to LA. Similar to like the LAX story, like that could have happened at any airport, but like it happened here, so we're gonna tell it. It's actually really short. Basically, I don't have a lot of people come over to my house. Very limited quantities. I don't really let a lot of people come over, because I don't like hanging out with a lot of people. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Which is what makes this story weird. So I had a guest bathroom in my old apartment that I kept a litter box in and the only time I'd ever go in there would be to clean the litter box. No. That bathroom had started to smell and I didn't really know why. I couldn't pinpoint why, because nobody uses this toilet in this bathroom. It's like, what could it be? I thought it was maybe just the cat shit, but it kind of smelled like human shit, which
Starting point is 00:29:39 was why there was a problem here. So I wish the story ended up being that like somebody chat in my litter box. I think that would have been more funny. But no, it's different. I decided to investigate a little bit the fucking water in the toilet, like massive toilet paper mound. And I'm like, what? And I was like, maybe my cats did that because my cats love to play with toilet paper.
Starting point is 00:30:19 So I just assumed that's maybe what it was. Well, I flushed the toilet and how do I put this? And shit starts rising up in the bowl. Somebody had clogged my toilet. God knows when. I have no idea when. I don't use that bathroom. Somebody clogged my toilet. God knows when tried to cover it up with toilet paper like
Starting point is 00:30:51 they're a fucking cat and then left it there for me. Oh my God I couldn't believe it. And to this day I don't know exactly who did it. I have a few ideas, but I will never know for sure. This is some advice for you, if you're listening to this, if you ever clog somebody's toilet, they're gonna find that shit anyway, and they're probably gonna figure out it was you. So my recommendation is ask them for a fucking plunger. Hey, dude, I clogged your fucking toilet.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Give me a plunger. That easy. It's actually less awkward that way. How clown emoji does it look if you leave a fucking shit in somebody's toilet? That you know it's not like, okay, I get it. If you're at a restaurant and there's no plunger and like you clogged the toilet, do what you have to do. I get it. But at someone's house, what the fuck? And it was, and they knew that they clogged it, they knew that they clogged it because they put fucking toilet paper over top of it, which then caused a larger problem for me because then I had to spend three days trying to unclog this toilet. I almost had to call a fucking plumber because there was so
Starting point is 00:31:58 much toilet paper trying to cover this fucking monster shit that I then had to fucking every day work on it a little bit more and get more down the fucking drain because literally there was three rolls of fucking toilet paper in the toilet bowl and it was... sorry, that was a lot, that was a lot. Anyway, so that story was fucking insane. I really, if you did this, text me. Actually don't fucking text me because I'm pissed. Unless like, maybe it was a prank. Like I hope it was. My God. I'm going to start answering some questions. I asked for questions about L. like crazy shit about LA. So these are going
Starting point is 00:32:49 to be a little bit different. These aren't as much stories, but I thought I'd answer some anyway. Somebody said, have you ever been around problematic people? Absolutely, absolutely. All the time, and it's very unsettling, because it's like, you can kind of tell when somebody's figuring shit out, and they're maybe being a little bit of a problem. And it's scary because you can't trust them, so you have no idea what they're capable of, because they're not trustworthy,
Starting point is 00:33:24 and that shit's terrifying terrifying and I hate it. Next, have you met your idol? I don't really have an idol but I've met a few people that I've kind of fan-girled over. At Coachella last year, I was at the bathroom area and all of a sudden, Outcomes Mac to Marco. And I almost shit myself. Another one, the first idol I ever met was actually, I really idolized and still to this day, Do, Cody Coe, always loved that man
Starting point is 00:33:55 and just appreciated him so much. And so, and his girlfriend Kelsey as well, actually. And one of the first times I met another YouTuber, somebody that I admired, that was like the first time I met somebody I admired like that. And it was Cody and his girlfriend. And I was so nervous, like sweating bullets, like so scared.
Starting point is 00:34:19 And they were just so fucking cool. And I've been friends with them ever since. And so that was really amazing. That was like a really amazing moment. Like that was like probably the first time I met somebody that like I totally fangirled over and it will always hold a special place in my heart. Somebody asked, have you ever been to a party
Starting point is 00:34:37 and you didn't know the person who hosted it? I do not party a lot, but that has happened before. It's on the type of person that shows up to a party, like every few months, just because I'm like, fuck it, you know what I mean? Let me, maybe I'll live a little bit and go see what it's all about. And then I leave after an hour
Starting point is 00:35:01 and I go to a dinner with my friends and then I'm eat and then I go to bed I wish I enjoyed it more though. I because I don't see a problem with enjoying it. I don't I think that being social and You know at this age, it's like so normal to Go and be social and go to parties and I mean as long as you're being safe and responsible and Not doing anything stupid, I don't see a problem with it. But it's just like, it's just not really as fun as it's just never as fun as it should
Starting point is 00:35:34 be. Like I remember like two years on Halloween, two years ago in Halloween, I got invited to a few Halloween parties and I was like, you know what, fuck it, I'll go to a few. And like it was just so miserable. Like it's awkward because I, I know, it's like with these types of LA parties, you know everybody in the room, but like nobody wants to talk to each other. And then everybody acts like they don't know each other. And like every once in a while you'll meet somebody cool who's like, you know, down to
Starting point is 00:36:02 earth and like wants to just meet new people and whatever, but like that's just not normally how it is And I feel like the whole point of being social and like going to a party is to like meet new people and like Enjoy strangers company But in LA nobody wants to talk to one another so then it's kind of like You're at a party, but everybody's just sitting in their own corner And like I don't see the point of that, because that just defeats the entire purpose of a party. That's my two sons.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Somebody said, I wanna move to LA in two years, but people keep telling me it's a bad decision. I still wanna do it. Do you think they're right? Or is LA still a nice place to live? I think if you wanna fucking live in LA, live in LA, I don't see a reason. I mean, like, worst case scenario you move here and you don't like it.
Starting point is 00:36:52 But the thing is, I think that there's a lot of beauty in it and there's a lot of opportunities here. And, you know, there's a lot of great nature. I mean, like, we have fucking amazing beaches, shit like that, like a bunch of fun shit to do. I mean, there are the cons, but I also think that like it's what you make of it, and if you want to live here, follow your damn dreams and do it. Fuck it. Somebody said, do paparazzi make you uncomfortable? Or have you ever had a weird experience with one of them? Oh my god. Well, I don't get paparazzi for one. I just don't, that's not, that just doesn't happen. Have you ever had a weird experience with one of them? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Oh, I don't get paparazzi for one. I just don't, that's not, that just doesn't happen. But like there are the certain type of YouTube channels that are kind of like a paparazzi, in a sense where they like come up to you and film you randomly and like ask you questions and you just didn't even, and you don't know how to act, although I have a conspiracy that most of those are staged,
Starting point is 00:37:53 although the few times that it's happened to me, I had no idea that it was gonna happen and it was very upsetting. So maybe they're not staged, or maybe it's like both, maybe some of them are staged and some of them aren't. I'm not completely sure. I've just seen some that seemed so obviously staged to me.
Starting point is 00:38:12 So I just have no idea how that works and it's not, I don't know, I'm never going to know. I really don't appreciate those things. I think that like if somebody came up to me with a camera without my consent and was like, hey, like what are you working on? Like, hey, how are you doing? You know, hey, like what do you think about this? what are your plans for the future? Like something like constructive and positive? I would appreciate, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would still be uncomfortable by it, but like it wouldn't piss me off.
Starting point is 00:38:57 But the few experiences I've had with, I guess we'll call a paparazzi, even though I don't think that that's what it is. It's always asking me about things that I don't want to talk about and that I won't ever talk about. And like, things that are just so disrespectful to bring up. And I know that it's like whatever, like they can do what they want.
Starting point is 00:39:18 And like, I just don't have to answer it if I don't want to. But I just still think it's just, it's kind of lame, you know, that like, they're asking me about like my relationships and shit like that. And like that just sucks. Because it's like, I don't fucking wanna talk about that anyway. I don't wanna talk about that anyway in my day to day,
Starting point is 00:39:39 and definitely not on the fucking internet. So shut up. Anyways, he, actually, I mean, those are things I do talk about on my day to day as long as they're going well. So, somebody said, do you see a lot of famous people on the street? No, not like on the street,
Starting point is 00:40:01 but actually, like, I feel like, it's not like you are just walking down the street and you like see somebody. I mean, actually, it happens, but I don't even have an exact example. Like I feel like it's more about when you're in LA, it's really easy to find the events that these people are at. Like, you know, Coachella, certain events, like, or parties, that, you know, you can go to when you live here
Starting point is 00:40:30 because they're available, whatever. Those are kind of the places that I feel like you would see those people. But it just kind of becomes like normal and not weird anymore, because you just kind of realize that, oh, that's just what it is in this party sucks and I'm going home and that's end of it.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Somebody said, do you think LA is overrated? I don't think it's overrated just because I think it's kind of necessary. Like, it's necessary that it exists in a sense. Like, it's really useful for certain jobs and passions, and I think that that's really important. And I think that the parts of LA, like there are parts of LA that are overrated
Starting point is 00:41:14 and parts that are underrated. It's overrated, like the things that everybody thinks are cool about LA, I think are overrated. Like fucking Hollywood Boulevard, or like Melrose, or like all of those types of things, like the Grove, like I don't even, these are like things that people talk about. Like those things are overrated, but like,
Starting point is 00:41:32 you know, how close you are to the beach. You know, how many opportunities there are here. All of those things, those are underrated. I don't think that that's talked about enough. I think everybody's talking about like the stupid shit. I don't know. Everybody's asking me about parties. Somebody said you get invited to crazy parties.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Listen. No, like not really. Like, every time I've ever been invited to a party, I've like barely ever got, like I've shown up to so many parties and been like, you know what, tonight's the night. I'm gonna be social. I'm's the night. I'm gonna be social I'm gonna let go. I'm gonna have fun. I'm gonna just do TikTok dances on the dance floor. Fuck it. Let's go Let's have fun. Let's bring out the girls. Let's do this shit
Starting point is 00:42:16 The girls not meaning my boobs. I mean like my friends Because I don't have any of those so yeah anyway, but It's either I get in there and I'm bored or I get in there and like I don't really know anybody and nobody wants to talk. So then it's just awkward in like whatever. Or I don't even get in the first place with like bigger parties and shit. Like half the time like they don't even get in the first place with like bigger parties and shit Like half the time like they don't even let anyone in
Starting point is 00:42:49 Like it ends up bloodline ends up being too long and then it's like nobody gets in and then it's not fun because I can't Yeah, I don't know it sucks. It's not fun Somebody said what smell reminds you of LA? What smell reminds you of LA? I don't know why by every time I smell smell weed, I'm like, oh, I'm G.L.A. That's so funny. Probably the smell of garbage, like just like rotting trash, maybe urine, like warm hot burning urine on asphalt.
Starting point is 00:43:18 That's L.A. smell for me. Somebody said, are there earthquakes as bad as everybody makes them out to be? I actually experienced an earthquake a few weeks ago. It was pretty crazy. Yeah, it was my mom and I were, my mom was visiting to help me move and then we were sitting in her room late at night talking and all of a sudden, like I started hearing like the glass in my house, like vibrating and I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:43:46 And I thought somebody was breaking into my house, but then we realized it was an earthquake, and it wasn't that scary. I mean, I've grown up in California. I've always experienced the occasional earthquake. I've actually never experienced a really crazy and terrifying one, so I feel like I'm kind of off the hook. They happen kind of rarely, and when they do,
Starting point is 00:44:03 they're usually not that big. And I might jinx it right now, knock on wood. But yeah, they haven't been too bad. Like, I have an experience to really bad one. So praying that that doesn't happen, but it might, and if it does, I will stand in the doorway and I will count my damn blessings. So that was the end of this episode. Those were all such random and stupid stories, but it was kind of fun going down memory lane because as we know, you know, stuck at home, mind broke, brain broke, I don't have any more thoughts anymore. So I'm going to have to start pulling from my past to make episodes.
Starting point is 00:44:41 But yeah, I hope you enjoyed it. And I care about you all and I love you all. And I will see you and speak to you next Thursday. Don't forget if you want, rate review and subscribe to anything goes on Spotify, Apple Podcast, wherever you listen to your podcasts and keep it real. I love you all. Spotify, Apple Podcast, wherever you listen to your podcasts. And keep it real. I love you all. Mwah.

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