anything goes with emma chamberlain - pet peeves #1

Episode Date: June 11, 2020

It’s a rant session. Emma is fired up about all of her pet peeves in this episode. From food chewing and getting it caught in the corner of your mouth (gross), to lying, judging and humble brags. Plus, maybe it’s time to get rid of that v-neck shirt, and she’s definitely judging that coffee order. And it’s finally been settled: which side of the roll should the toilet paper fall?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi guys, it's Emma. Welcome to anything goes. I hope you're all having a great day. I kind of slow start to my day today to be honest. I woke up later than normal, like probably two hours an hour later than normal, and I just couldn't get out of bed. Like I did not get out of bed until like an hour ago, and like it's two now. And I know that that's not even a bad thing, and I'm not really beating of bed until like, in an hour ago, and like, it's two now. And I know that that's not even a bad thing, and I'm not really beating myself up over it, but it is kind of stressful when you have things to do, and then you get out of bed late, and you're like, fuck.

And then you have to do it, and then it takes longer, and then you're done later in the day, and the whole thing's a mess. But you know what, all we got is time, and so I'm just gonna, I'm gonna roll with it. I cooked today, I cooked. Not really, I made myself avocado toast. I've been ordering so much food instead of making food

for myself and I'm starting to feel like it's not a good thing, like it's not financially responsible. It's just, there's nothing about it is good. It tastes good, but it's just like not necessary. So I cooked today. I ordered a bunch of grocery store food, got them delivered and got some avocados, have some bread leftover from like two months ago

that I haven't touched. It's not moldy yet somehow. So I made myself avocado toast, it was kind of fire. My avocado toast recipe changes like once a week, but it's so good. So that's what I did this morning, okay? That's what I've been doing. And to be honest,

when I was trying to come up with a topic for today's episode, I was stumped because I am running out of things to talk about. I'm running out of things to talk about on my podcast. I'm running out of ideas to film from a YouTube channel. I'm not going to lie. I'm running out, which is cool. You know, it happens.

I'm just going to push through it or whatever and see what I come up with for Cardless. But it kind of sucks, you know, because it's kind of stressful. Just because, you know, as we know, and as we've all known, and as we've all, like this is obvious, we're all going through this together, but there just really is like nothing going on.

Like my day to day is so the same, as far to probably didn't hear that. My day to day is just so like routine that there's just like nothing jarring that happens. You know what I mean? So it's hard for me to stay creative when I don't have anything happening to me because my brain's just kind of an autopilot.

And when my brain goes into autopilot, it's kind of hard for me to be creative. I've noticed when I'm just kind of going through the motions of every single day, it's crazy because I used to get so freaked out when I get into a funk. Like I would freak the fuck out. Like think that my whole life was over. Thought I was going to die. Thought that I was, you know, all that.

And the truth is, after you burn out enough time, so you get kind of a little bit confused creatively enough times, you just kind of sit back and let it happen. And I think it helps it pass so much quicker when you just kind of sit back and let it happen, you know. And don't worry about it too much. So that's what I'm trying to do. If you guys have anything specific that you want me to talk about on here, always feel free to tweet me, DM me, whatever.

It helps me a lot right now, especially because I am, I'm fresh out of thoughts, but I thought that it'd be kind of funny to talk about all of my pet peeves. I literally wrote down 16, which is a lot and they're very specific. Some of them are kind of obvious, but I just, I don't know what it is about me,

but I think I just get annoyed about everything. Like, everything pisses me off. Which actually is fun. You'd think that that would be a negative thing, but actually I think it's kind of funny. I think it's funny that everything annoys me and it kind of is entertaining. Things that annoy me are entertaining.

Does that make sense? I love things that annoy me. I like to be annoyed or cringed out by something or have something bother me because it's kind of like entertainment in a way. So, you know, maybe that's a bad thing but it's one of my hobbies. One of my hobbies is having pet peeves. So, I wrote down as many as I could and we're just going to talk about it today. Maybe you guys agree, maybe you guys don't, whatever, I just think it's funny and fun. I don't really think it's funny, but I think it's fun.

So let's just get right into it. Something that's been pissing me off recently is when I call my parents on the phone and we talk for like 20 minutes and then all of a sudden they start eating like loud, crunchy meals. I don't know why they think that this is okay. I don't know why they decide to eat every time we're on the phone together, but my dad will literally eat an apple on the phone with me and it pisses me off, but I love my parents so much,

but they love to eat when they're on the phone with me. And it's so funny, we've talked about this, I've talked about this with them, I'm like, why are you doing that? Like, just call me back after, because that sound, like I can't even, I can't even talk when I hear the sound of a fucking crunching apple over the phone.

And the thing about talking on the phone is that it amplifies sounds. So like, if somebody's eating an apple next to you, that's one thing and that's annoying on its own. But like when somebody's eating an apple into the microphone of their fucking phone, it is a crazy sound, it's different, it's not the same.

And it's so frustrating and it makes my blood boil. But I love my parents and I will let them eat their food on the phone with me as much as they want. I will just turn down the volume and work through it because I love them. And it's okay. That's part of family is that you just, you deal with it and you move on with your family. Next, next pet peeve is when people get coffee and it's super light colored like milky because there's literally one drop of espresso in the coffee.

This bothers me a lot. It's like they're drinking milk. I know what that coffee tastes like. I know what it tastes like when there's a bad espresso to milk ratio going on in the coffee. I know exactly what that tastes like. I'm familiar with it. If I go to a fucking cafe and there's two drops of espresso and just like three cups of milk,

I throw up and I hand it back and I say, fix it. I literally have to order extra shots of espresso in my coffee to avoid this problem when I go to cafes because I cannot stand when I get a latte and it's all milk. It's so gross and it's so avoidable. What's the point? Just drink a fucking cup of milk.

Gross. It makes me so mad. It makes me so mad and it looks bad too. Like, there's this perfect shade of brown when a latte is perfect. I could see one right now because I have one next to me that I just made. Like, it still looks like a nice shade of brown

that a tan horse would have on their skin. Nice tan horse color, right? Or like, Tortocial Glass is light, Tortocial Glass is colored. Like, or like a niceisell glass is light, tortoisell glass is colored, like, or like a nice deep sand color, but not like a light sand, like not sand from Hawaii, but like sand from Northern California sand.

That's, or like sand on the east coast, but not the Jersey Shore, because that's like white, I don't even know, okay, some certain type of sand. The type of sand that's like white. I don't even know. Okay, some certain type of sand. The type of sand that's like the bit most obvious type of sand, but like a little bit darker. That is what our lattes should be looking like. If you're getting a latte and it looks like fucking chocolate milk, no, chocolate milk

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today. Next pet peeve. People that think that PE class matters. Okay, this more pertains to people that are in like middle school and like younger high school. There are certain people that think that PE class is like their time to shine. Okay, timed mile, they are sprinting around the fucking track, like sweating, like on the verge of throwing up the whole time, just like making it their bitch. Hey, like just, okay, then, you know, for standardized testing, push up test, pacer test, all that shit, they're like giving everybody dirty looks in the room

and they're fucking, like, beating everybody in the class and then afterwards the teacher congratulates them and then they're fucking have this stupid smirk on their face. I cannot fucking stand it. I can't stand it. It pisses me off so much. And these kids, these kids are the type of kids that their parents just made them think

that they're like a god growing up. Like, these kids could do no wrong in their parents' eyes. These are the kids that would like bite their sibling until their sibling was bleeding. And then the parents would like blame the sibling that got bit. Like these kids need therapy, these kids need to be homeschooled, I just cannot deal with these kids. I was the type of kid that like I would try and be only to impress boys. Understood. Like, I actually just realized by saying that, like, I spent so many years of my life trying to make go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, I think only within like the last maybe six months I have stopped doing that.

But like it really did take 18 and a half years for me to figure that out. So maybe that's my next pet peeve. My next pet peeve is when people do things just to impress other people. Listen, I used to do this. I hate it., listen, I used to do this. I hate it. I hate that I used to do that. Let me try to think of a good example. I mean, I already have a feel that I've talked about on this podcast of me doing that, but

I want to think of one that I've never talked about publicly. That's a good example. I've done that with music for sure. Like, I acted like I liked music that I didn't to impress a guy. Like, for example, I'm not really that into rap music, and I'll admit that. I mean, I like it. I enjoy it. It's fun, you know, and it's fun sometimes, but I normally, and there are genuinely some rap songs that I really like.

But like, when it comes to the genre as a whole I don't know much about it and Like I don't really like it's not my favorite and I don't know much of like I it's not knowledgeable on it I You know well like some here and there if it's if it's good, but I don't you know, I don't really really know. So, but like, in high school, oh my God. I like made a rap playlist, just so that I could play rap when I had like, when I was hanging out with guys and if I was on the aux cord. And I didn't even like the songs on it.

Some of them, yes, for sure, but like half of them, no, I just made that playlist so that I was on aux, I could impress the boys. And like that's embarrassing. Okay, this next pet peeve is not a personal attack on anybody for once because the rest of those were personal attacks. Not only on myself, but also on others. So let's move to something a little bit more mundane.

POV, you have a chapstick, right? more mundane. POV, you have a chapstick, right? And it's the type where you twist the bottom and it comes up. It's solid. It's a solid chapstick. It's a twisty one. Picture like a bird's bee or like a chapstick, brand chapstick. Okay, you're at the end of it, right? And you can't push it up anymore. And it goes completely flat on the top. But there's still a little bit of chapstick left that you can't push up all the way because it's like stuck inside. That pisses me off. And at that point, that's when I'm starting to get my hands dirty.

And I'm reaching my fingernail in there and I'm digging it out to get every last bit out, which is disgusting. And I know that. But I do that and I hate it. I wish the chapstick could be pushed up all the way because I just want to use it to its last, to its very last day. I want to be there for it from day one to day 365. Although for me, I go through chapstick in like a month because I use so much especially right now because I'm on Accutane but even before that I've always been

Avid chapstick user. That's why I've been using the liquid type. It's like more of a lip gloss But like chapstick version. That's like liquid so that like you get every last bit out I mean there's obviously some left inside, but it's like I don't have to see it. When I'm using the twisty type, I can see that there's still chapstick left, which bothers me. So that's super annoying. The next thing I'm gonna talk about,

my next peppy is strings in food. I've talked about this before, but like I really, really wanted dig into this, and I wanna know if anybody else is the same way, because I've talked about this before, but like, I really, really want to dig into this and I want to know if anybody else is the same way because I've talked about this with so many people and nobody has resonated with me at all and I'm getting better about it as I'm growing up but like, I still get grossed out by it.

Little fibers in food, little strings in food, things like that. For example, pulled pork. It has all those little, it's kind of shredded so that it's like in all these little fine stringy pieces, disgusting. Another example would be, fuck, I have to fart. I can't cut this out. My editor has to listen to that.

I'm sorry, it was quiet, that's what. Another example would be, like in Pesto, I love Pesto, it's one of my favorite foods. But like when you blend up basil, there are like ends up being little parts of the stem that end up being little strings within the Pesto, which is why I buy this Pesto that's literally so blended that there's like nothing left.

Like, there's no potential for like any type of string in it at all. Tomato sauce has those little, like, I don't even know where it comes from, but the little fibers in it. You probably don't even know what I'm talking about. You've probably never even seen it or thought about it. But I think about these things. Avocado. When you scrape an avocado all the way down to the skin of it.

Sometimes there'll be these little strings, like the little fibers from it. Ah, it's so gross to me. It's so gross. Okay, like if you're eating something, and then you accidentally get a fiber on your tongue and you have to pull it off. Oh my God, I'm a fucking vomit.

So nasty. Okay, my next pet peeve. This one's a little bit deeper. But it's when people are judgemental about something that's mundane and stupid. Okay, a good example would be music or your daily habits or about like basically when somebody is judgmental in mean about things that like have nothing to do with them and don't affect them, right? And are like

actually judging. There's like one thing to like fuck around with your friend. If like, let's say your friend always wears the same sweatpants every day. And you're like, dude, you never take those off. It's crazy. Like make a little joke like that. That's like to me, innocent. I don't think that that's judgmental. Innocent and harmless banter with your friends is important. But when somebody genuinely is like, dude, you wearing the sweats every day is like a real problem. And like, you need to get new sweats. And also, you just need to buy new clothes. Like, I feel like you're not buying clothes

at the right places. I feel like you need to, I hate that. That bothers me so much. And it's so unnecessary. And people like that are so bothers me so much. And it's so unnecessary and people like that are so toxic to be around. And I just it bothers me. It's like, what is it to you though? Why does it matter? Why if it does not affect the person judging? Why are they judging? I get it. If you want to judge somebody behind their back and like have your own little opinions What are I what am I gonna do about that? I get it that happens, but it's like when you're

Obviously judging somebody to their face in a fucking abrasive way, I don't even know if that's the right word like that Really bothers me and I just don't get it and there's so many people like that and I just will never understand it next is a little bit less deep. When people are eating like a sandwich or something that has mayonnaise in it, for example. And then they get mayonnaise in the corners of their mouth and it just stays there for like an hour.

Do you know what I'm talking about? Let's say people are eating salad with ranch. And like just like the white... Bleh, ah, oh my God. Hold on, I need a break. Literally I have to take a coffee break for this one. Oh my God, there's nothing more disgusting to me than this. Or even like yogurt, and it just gets in the corner of the mouth,

like white creamy foods in the corner of people's mouths. So nasty to me. I remember like, I used to have this teacher. It was, I'm actually not gonna say which one, because he was actually really, really fucking nice and he was one of the best teachers I ever had Because his class was so hard. He was my eighth grade. He was a teacher for me and eighth grade. He His class was so insanely hard

But it taught me so much and like he was actually really sweet and cool but He used to eat a sandwich every day for lunch and I had his class right after lunch and he would fucking have mayonnaise in the corners of his mouth. And his sandwich also smelled like shit every day. Like his whole class would smell like a fucking Ronan and every single day I'd leave his class smelling like a fucking Ronan because it was just like he would stick. It would stick to fucking everything. But God bless him.

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And I know exactly how they looked when they were making the boomerang. Like nothing gets past me with that. I can see in my mind exactly how they looked when they were posing for that boomerang when I watch it, which just drives me insane. Like, I've made boomerangs before and they are so cringy to make. Like, it cringes me out to make them.

I can't explain exactly why they bother me, but they do and it's mainly like when, it's mainly like the posing ones. But at the same time, I don't wanna be hating, I don't wanna be judging. If you make Instagram boomerangs, you fucking go. Don't let me stop you. It just bothers me and I'm just being honest,

but I'm not judging people who do it. I just, I just, I think it bothers me when I'm just being honest but I'm not judging people who do it. I just, I just, I think it bothers me when I make them and then when I see other people do it, I just feel the pain automatically and so it's just, you know what I mean? BoomRace can be cool though if it's like a scenery, like I've seen that where it looks really pretty and you know that's cool and all but now I feel bad, I feel like I just attacked people. I've been just attacking people this entire episode But you know what? I'm not judging. I'm just attacking. There's the difference Next this one's really fucking obvious, but like I want to get right into it lying

I'm literally putting on chapstick for this one so that my lips can be Loved up so that I can talk to my full potential because lying is my biggest pet peeve. It didn't used to be either. I didn't really use to even think about it. It never was something that bothered me, but I've gotten lied to within the past few years in ways that have literally caused me so many fucking trust issues that I now am so mad when people lie. Like obviously I'm talking about things that are like not mundane.

Like, if somebody lies to you about, why do I keep farting? Oh, I really hope you didn't hear that. No, I think I have gas. Okay, I don't want to talk about it. I just want to move on. Okay, I'm like, every bodily about it. I just want to move on. Um. Okay, I'm like every bodily function is happening to me, and I'm so sorry that you guys have to hear it. Anyway, when people lie about shit like birthday party,

or they're giving you a gift, or they're surprising you as something, or even to get relationships like, no, I actually don't agree with that. I was gonna say something, but I actually take it back, so that's really interesting. I was gonna say that like lying about things like how many people you've kissed or something. Like I was gonna be like, I don't think that's a big deal. But I actually do. I feel like if you're in a relationship, you should be being straight up about that. You know?

Like I don't, I actually don't think you should ever lie about something like that. Because I think if you have to lie for that person's approval or for that person to like fuck with you, then you shouldn't be with them anyway. So, but it's crazy that I just caught myself in that because I was about to be like, you know, well maybe that's not something that they need to know. But actually I think, I don't think you should have to lie about that. If you want, if you could always be like, I don't want to fucking tell you. So shut up. And that's valid, but don't lie. I think I'm mainly speaking on, like, in relationships in general, not just romantic, but also platonic, like, lying about things that don't need to be lied about.

Like, you know what, I'll give an example with myself. I One time was talking to a guy and No, I can't tell that story. Oh God Jesus Christ Okay, we just can't there's no examples for this Lying annoying don't do that Creates trust issues and it's a problem. I mean, I have a lot of trust issues from people lying to me. The thing is, I've lied to people.

Not ever like in a crazy way, like not ever about anything that was at all like detrimental. I've actually, the times that I've lied have been when I felt like I wasn't accepted by the person that I was spending time with, and I felt like I needed to cater my answers to them for them to talk to me or be in my life because they were judgmental. That's the only time I've ever lied, is when I felt judged. So if you ever catch yourself, like, kind of lying to somebody about dumb stupid shit that doesn't matter, it's like lying about something that like doesn't affect, it doesn't, it's okay, like an example would be like, how do you feel about this song? Like do you like this song?

Because I fucking hate it, deep down you like this song? Because I fucking hate it. Deep down you like the song, right? But you're like, no, I fucking hate this song. That's the type of lie I'm talking about. Not like, oh, hey, what were you doing last night? Oh, I was home, but really you were like out with your friends. Like, that's not the type of lie. Like, that's actually a lie that's serious.

I've never lied like that. I am talking about actual, like, mundane stupid shit, like if you like a song or not, or like if you've ever tried to skateboard, like chill like that, like just like doesn't matter. You're like, oh yeah, for sure, for sure, I love that. If somebody, if you feel like you need to lie like that around somebody, they're actually probably not good for you.

And you need to work on that and make sure that you're not around people that make you feel like you need to change your story for them to accept you and love you and care about you. Next pet peeve is V-neck t-shirts. I hate them. I think that they're so ugly. I don't know how to explain it. I just always hated them.

There are like scenarios where V-necks work, but I'm talking about like a gap, old Navy VNX, Heather Gray T-shirt, that shit pisses me off. Don't ever, I hate it, I hate that. I used to wear VNX all the time though, I was like my go-to middle school look it'd be Lululemon leggings, the same pair every day for the whole week. White vans and a v-neck

from pack sun and then calling it a day and then Yeah, that was the fit Next is one the toilet paper is on backwards Every time I'm at somebody's house and their toilet paper is on backwards. I will literally Flip it around for them and not ask. I don't care. I'm just gonna assume it was a one-time mistake and that they want my help I don't know on what sick planet it makes sense that the toilet paper on backwards I'm talking about one the like one the dangly part of the toilet paper is facing the wall

Oh my god, it's just so annoying so I make it my responsibility to change it for them Moving on certain tick-tock sounds There are certain tick-tock sounds that make me want to rip my hair out like I'm gonna try to think of an example I'm gonna play one right now for you. I don't know if that's copyrighted. I don't want to rip my hair out. Like, I'm not sure to think of an example. I'm going to play one right now for you. I don't know if that's copyrighted. I don't think it is.

I heard one today that really bothered me. Oh, this one pisses me off. Open up the safe, bitches. Got a lot to say. I can see any face that'll put you in your place. Seven letters on the play, fuck you in a break. I got caught. Ugh. It's so annoying. I got caught. Ugh!

It's so annoying. I actually have another one. That I'd like to show as well. Ugh,, fuck. So annoying. There's worse ones, but those were just the only ones I could find off the top of my head. So many TikTok sounds piss me off. So anyway, I literally just spent five minutes finding those. Next, when somebody starts to tell me a secret and then they stop

Like What pisses me off about it is that I know that they want me to ask right like when they're like Yes, so like I don't know. I have a crush on this person They're like who and then they're like never mind. It's like then why'd you fucking bring it up? I'm nosy. So give it up. It pisses me off. That pisses me off so bad. And like it happens all the time. Although I actually did that literally earlier in the spot. I guess I was about to tell a story and then I was like, uh never mind. But like see the thing is this can be edited. I'm still gonna leave it in though because it's funny,

because it's part of the conversation, but whatever. Next is when I walk past a door knob, right? Like in my house. And like something gets caught on it. For example, your headphones, they aren't wireless. Your headphones that have the wire, your pocket can get caught on a door knob, or like your sleeve, oh fuck,

that makes me want to punch a wall. It makes me want to punch a wall. I hate that. That just makes my blood, that makes me want to literally, it makes me violent. It makes me so violent. Like I've actually cried about that before.

Like that's happened to me before when I've kind of been on edge as is and I've actually started crying about it. Next is fetuccine Alfredo. I just think it's gross and I don't understand why people like it. There's not really much to say about that. I just, whatever.

Last but not least, I don't know how I talked about this for 37 minutes, it'll be cut down to less because that's how podcasts work, but I'm pretty impressed. I must be annoyed with a lot of shit. Last but not least is humble bragging. Okay. This is like my biggest pet peeve ever. When people are like oh

My god, I Want to post this Instagram photo so bad But I just look way too pretty in it and I feel like it's gonna hurt people's feelings Because I'm so pretty Why don't you just say Wow, I really like this photo myself. I'm excited to post it. That's a really stupid example, but we all know what I'm talking about. What people are like, or if they're like, oh my God, I got a 94% on this test.

I'm so mad because I was so close to getting a 95. They just wanted to say that they got a 94 on the test. That's it. It's so annoying and it's so obvious, exactly what they're doing. Biggest pet peeve of all time. It makes me so mad. Or, people are like, this is more like in the YouTube space.

People like brag about how much work they have. They're like, oh my god Um, so stressed out, I've, I've, I've, I've got to have so many meetings Like so many meetings, like so many big things that I'm doing so many so much meetings Um, so stressed and like while they're saying this shit They're like looking out of the corner of your eye to see if you're like wowed by the fact that they're fucking going to all these meetings like to see if you're like wowed by the fact that they're fucking going to all these meetings. Like, shh. Sorry, I'm like throwing some fucking punches at people that I should not be throwing at.

And on that note, I'm gonna stop talking about it. And we're gonna start answering questions and talking about shit instead. But those are all my pet peeves. I definitely have more. But you know, that's enough for now. Somebody asked me, what are my opinions on wet socks? I mean, it's definitely not my favorite thing ever, but I don't feel like it bothers me as much

as it bothers most people. Same thing with the word moist. Like I'm just really unaffected by that. Like the word moist doesn't bother me. A lot of people that's their pet peeve or whatever personally I feel like that about the word cluster cluster is my moist I can't even believe I'm saying it but I feel like it's worse when like somebody says it out of nowhere like that's when it takes me rise rise and make really makes me upset

He really makes me upset. Somebody said, I hate when my hair time I risk it's wet. Same. That pisses me off. That is a pet peeve. That is a really good one. I fucking hate that. Somebody said how do you feel about neck cracking?

Doesn't bother me, I actually love it. Somebody said, didn't nails on a chalkboard, bother you. Yes. Somebody said it bothers on a chalkboard bother you. Yes Somebody said it bothers them when people put ketchup on things like rice or pizza like things that ketchup is not supposed to be on I agree although I sometimes put ketchup on eggs. I don't really do that anymore because now he's hot sauce, but I You see ketchup on scrambled eggs and like a lot of people think that that's weird, but like It's pretty fucking good to be honest I haven't eaten that in a long time. I've been eating hard boiled eggs for like the past year

or scrambled eggs from this one fucking place in LA I hate getting eggs from restaurants but like these one scrambled eggs and they put parmesan on it it's fucking amazing Somebody said that the smell of mint upsets them that's weird because I Somebody said that the smell of mint upsets them. That's weird, because I love that. So if you ever date somebody, tell them not to chew gum, because that's not gonna go over well. Somebody said that they hate short pencils, same. It's so fucking annoying.

Somebody said I hate when people try to make you look bad in front of others. Ugh. I feel like that hasn't happened to me in a really long time, like at least in a decent while. Like probably for the last few months, I feel like I've been doing pretty good with that. Like nobody's tried to pull that on me,

but that pisses me off so much, especially when you start to get older. Like, I feel like in middle school and high school for me, I was like, shit like that happened all the time. Just fucked up, shit happened like that. And everybody did shit like that because they didn't know any better, you know what I mean? Like they would do it and they didn't know why they were doing it and it wasn't cool,

but it was also like, nobody knew what was going on back then. But now, like, that I'm like almost 20, and I'm almost an adult, or I am an adult, technically. Now when people do shit like that, I can't believe that people still do shit like that. It just blows my mind. All right, well, nice little discussion about pet peeves. That was really fun.

I enjoyed that even though, you know, what was the point of it? Could not tell you, but I still enjoyed it. I love when my mom slides up on my Instagram story. It makes me feel good. She does it all the time. She just did it. I got a notification.

Care about that woman. I'm trying to think about things that like I've got a notification. Care about that woman. I'm trying to think about things that I've been thinking about or things that have been going on for me. You know what I mean? That I can discuss, you know? I'm literally looking through my camera roll to try and see like, Emma, what have you been doing? You know?

Like, I just don't have anything to talk about. My God, I haven't done anything. Actually, I'll share something with you that's been happening to me, that's been kind of bothering me. So, like probably a week ago, I ordered detergent to my house from Target. And when it came, it was the bottle was cracked. So there's detergent all over the box, all over the ground, complete mess.

I was like, that's weird. Whatever. Didn't throw it out, ordered a new one. I ordered a new one. The same thing happened again. I was like, what? And then I like threw it out again and I was like, cheese. And you know, I was like, so confused. I was like, why is this happening? And then I ordered candles the other day. And one of my candles was broken, completely smashed. I was like, why are all my packages getting broken?

And I realized that the mailman has been throwing my packages over my gate instead of like using the call box to get through my gate and then putting them by my door or just leaving them outside the gate, which would be completely fine as well, but they're literally throwing my packages over my gate and breaking all of my things. It's insane. So my mom made me a little poster that I can laminate today and hang up so that I will not be getting broken packages

anymore. Because that was a huge, I mean, that's so upsetting. Like, fucking everything relatively fragile that I was ordering was just broken every time I'd open them. It was incredibly upsetting. So super upset about that. Hopefully the sign works so that we don't have to deal with that anymore.

Another thing, I got a hard boiled egg cooker off Amazon. You can cook up to 14 eggs in there, and it's pretty easy to use and really fun and really cheap. So I used that for the first time, and I've been having hard boiled eggs again, because I get really lazy. Like, boiling them is just too much work for me. This hard boiled egg cooker fucking sent from God like the most awesome thing I own

So I've been enjoying that what else That literally might be everything that's going on to be honest I Have nothing else to say All right everybody Well, I hope you enjoyed hanging out with me for the past 45 minutes or 40 minutes or however long ends of being. I love you all. Let me know what you want me to talk about. For the next few months or so until quarantine's over I'm gonna be Really plunge it out of my ass, so wish me luck on that. I

Love you all I care about you all You're the best keep it real And I'll talk to you guys Next week Peace and love next week. Peace and love.