Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Big Buffalo Chicken Guys w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Through the Roof Tour Tickets: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Butcher Box: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Promo Code: AYG Aura Frames: https://auraframes.com Promo Code: garbage Rocket Money: https://www.rocketmoney.com/garbage Tushy: https://hellotushy.com/ Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Oh my god, get a look at this place, who let us in the front door? Achi-machi, the army of garbage invades Town Hall in New York City! Yeah, we're gonna be there this week, Thursday, May 9th at 7 o'clock for a little stand-up comedy and then we're gonna play a little AYG with the crowd in one of the most iconic, most beautiful theaters in the city! Woo-wee, don't steal nothing, no smoking, no public urination, all tickets available at RUgarbage.com! See you there! Welcome to another exciting edition of R U Garbage. The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute

trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is are you garbage? Uh-huh. It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that to good to be classy Yeah, they're just a big old piece of trash I'm your host H Foley coming at you on a beautiful spring day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition She's in the backyard getting the grass cut, planting her tomatoes, plus a couple other crops if you know what I mean.

It's going to be a sticky fall, boys. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. Here's what we call a family episode here at RU Garbage. Just the boys, the bozos and the homies. He's the CEO of RU Garbage. He's an international businessman and he's my best pal in a whole wide world Let me tell you something next time you reach it for a best pal do yourself a favor Making a kippy Kevin James Ryan everybody hey, what up gang? Hey, don't pal hey, buddy Thanks for tuning in as always please make sure you review subscribe on iTunes

Oh video available on YouTube as you know those numbers are And obviously the greatest website of all time are Trill-a-Rab, Cookin', and obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com slash RU Garbage. You go over there, you get up to three bajillion hours worth of content up to and including the first video from the Ireland trip. Go check it out. How you doin' up there? You got us landin', you got the Dublin, you got the Guinness, the Guinness factory to hold on yards. Check it to freak out. this week Coming up if you're listening to this the week it comes out Thursday May 9th The boys are gonna be at town freaking all New York City, New York. I'm talking Staten Island I'm talking North Jersey up dog, Connecticut, Pennsylvania to Poconos wherever the fuck you are

Let's get there a party little taste of the high life big theater Yeah, Charlie Chaplin Couple other guys. Hank Aaron. He saw the show there. It's a matinee. How about a nice shout out to our producer extraordinaire, the Magic Man. Makes us all look good. Works the ones, the twos, the threes, and the fours. He crosses the T's. He dots the I's. It's T-Bone, McScroftons, W. McBongan, everybody. What up, boys? What up, T-Barnes? Dude, loving the fit Stubby McBong everybody. What up boys? What up T-Borns? Dude, loving the fit. Steamboat Hank, man.

Thanks pal. You look like you could pilot a pontoon boat down a narrow alley, boy. Yeah. Running for the Narcos. Yeah, you're the guy. Gotta keep my mouth shut, got a nice condo in Miami. You look like the white guy who gets in with the Narcos,

for sure. 100%. Oh, then there was El Gordo when it cuts to you. Best Cessna pilot in the world. I don't know why they cast me as hot dog vendors and stuff. I could play computer guy, I could play CIA, detective, cop, nothing. It's just guys in various different classes. It's just you in glasses for a nerd, you in aviators for a CIA guy. Sure, I put the tape on him.'s cookin boys? Not much buddy. How you feeling? I'm genuinely elated with this fucking town hall show coming up. Excited.

It's truly nuts, you know over the past week or two we've been recounting our time here in New York, which led us to this magnificent theater, this magnificent show, and shout out to the motherfucking Army of Gorgon. We've bombed at every bar and shithole this fucking city has to offer. And now I'm going to bomb in this gosh darn theater. How you doing? At Broadway, right?

Is that on Broadway? Technically it's on Broadway. That's what they say. Just don't ask them to Google map it. No. When you get to Broadway make a right. It's right there. Keep No. It's. When you get to Broadway, make a right. It's right there. Keep going.

It's right on Broadway. Right off of Broadway. Right off of Broadway. Yeah. Very excited, man. Can't wait. Shout out to all the Bozos and the Homies that got us here. We appreciate you, and we love you to death.

Yeah. Not too shabby. Not too shabby. I got a little bit of an update. I've been getting a lot of rash lot of a rash in a shart for Your hair no eyebrows, okay? I don't like where this is going I was I think it was in a patreon episode you guys were giving me a rash and a shit for Not breaking down my boxes. Yes. I've switched good, and I'm upset about it living in a society

No one's doing it I'm the only guy doing it now. I feel like a bozo But I'm you know, I you know, I was getting messages and I don't understand how big of a plate how big of an area There could be where I mean you live in a big building big building I mean, I know how many Amazon boxes I get delivered every day broad spend, I'd spend the money like water. That's a lot of hot dogs. It's every day. I gotta go upstairs, I gotta break it down. I take them right out immediately.

I don't want them in the house. I leave the bigger ones in for a couple minutes because the kitty cat likes to play in them a little bit. Yeah. She don't care about whatever's in them. She just likes to get inside and stoop around. Then we do a fun thing where we close it up. We're like, oh, we didn't order this. I had a little kitty cat there. Busy day over there, huh? I just

let him learn about the stock market or something. I just let them pile up and turn my apartment into it. It's like a, oh, what's the thing? No obstacle course, obstacle course. Ah. Jesus. For you or the cat? Little both. All right, my time was 33 seconds. Let's see what you got, go. Beat that pussy. You get stuck in one.

So you switched over. I switched over. You know, I was always a very, listen, I come from a very blue collar background. Apparently not. And that's, that was I come from a very blue collar background. Apparently not. That was, no one in the building does it. And like I've said before, they take it from it. But I'm changing my ways.

There's been a handful of times on this program where I have been anti something. I was anti-cruise for a long time. I'm pro-cruise. I was anti-brushing your teeth in the shower. Now I'm pro-brushing your teeth in the shower. I was pro-breaking your boxes down until we moved to this building. They don't really do it, but The external pressures have made me change and I'm a better man for it. Does the piece know Amazon? Does she get deliveries and stuff? Can she make my mom? Yeah, can she order stuff on her own? Uh

Sometimes it'll end up in like my place or something Which happens to me too you get get the, you try to send something to someone else. Next thing you know, that's the new programmed address. Because shout out to Patti Foley. She's really getting with modern technology. She's sending me things. I got you this thing on Amazon. It's for your knee. Had it set up right to the house. It's crazy. I remember when she got her first Amazon delivery. She was freaking out what someone's gonna steal it. I gotta get home. It's time to fight for that and freak it out. Don't you have a sign for it and all that kind of stuff?

Yeah. Packages back in the getting a package back in the day was a very what someone knocking on the door? No, not even that. Just like outers freak out. I bet you guys had bear traps in your front yard I remember eating one time we were happy. It was like it was it was like this time of year It was like the spring it was nice out We had the screen door the door, you know the front door opening the screen door and somebody you know That sound that it makes when you knock on a screen door it rattles a rattle. Oh, we all grabbed a steak knife It rattles. It'll the rattle. Oh, we all grabbed a steak knife and.

Yeah, yeah, sorry, wrong house, wrong house. It was like the mailman dropping off like a certified letter. Screen door rattle is bad, but the screen bungee sound that springs. Yeah, that'll grind your teeth. You ever pinch your fingers in the thing that holds the screen door open? Man, imagine figuring that out as an eight-year-old. You felt like Einstein. I got it.

I know how to turn it Yeah, he always got a pinky in there that and every sliding door I There was ever been attached to one of the many homes my father Transient to and from the sliding doors always were off of the big sliding glass doors Oh, yeah always were off of the big sliding glass doors or like in the To the patio to the back you have to lift up the back and fucking shit I learned that I learned that's how I thought all those doors open for the first ten years of my life Yeah, you had to you know

You're a ten-year-old throwing a shoulder into it because you weren't tall enough to get the leverage sure I remember my dog just scratching that that's a scratch in the screen I think back yet We had a cut with a couple of bad dogs and man patches. Rusty, right? Rusty. Rusty was my mom's dog. Shouted to Beagle, saved him from an SPCA. No big deal. Heroes dropped them off a week later.

I tried to take him back because he started howling when he got in the car. My mom was like, I didn't sign up for this. I thought one of us was a werewolf. We were. My dad was running a house after the divorce In our town so we could stay at the same school like, you know, which I have respect He did everything, you know, they did everything to not to shake up the our our day-to-day life I wish they would have a little more. Oh, no, they did

a little bit. Trust me. They did What school would you have gone to was there anything on the table? You're a you're a council rock kid council rock council rock south It's straight to Harvard from there, right? Sure there or that or Kensington for perka doodles and Abington high school you would have went to? No there was a time there was a few moments where my mom wanted to move even further north into like Doyle's into like the Boonies. Pennsbury? I think I would have went to see one of the central bucks. CBEs to see I think.

I got a cousin, young cousin just graduated from there last year. I remember being like it ain't happening. He's a Penn Stater. Yeah. Pride of the CB South football. Yeah, he's in the state penitentiary. Three to nine. He's a good kid. How dare you? Big fan of yours.

I know. I put money in his commissary every month. Thanks for the noodles, long hair. You wouldn't have made it out there. Where? Out there. Well, I always, I always CB West. I always had the card of those kids would ate you alive. I did. Why pretty boy? What? Is there hard knocking hillbillies out there? They were. They were a country folk where I come from. I remember when I was in high school, I was also the seventies. It was a little different. CB West was petrified. It was half in black and white too.

They were still using real leather on footballs. They were country back in the day. Those kids would... I remember the first time I saw a kid wearing a flannel, like not Nirvana flannel, like this was a functional flannel. And I remember he had work boots and he was like 15. I was like 10. I was like god damn. This is a boys a man His boys got hair on his balls not me There I was my fucking slipknot and mxpx t-shirt

Bitching cuz your pizza's cold Go off my chain wallet But we spy one of the places my dad was renting, man, I would love to go back to this house. It was something special. Nice neighborhood, you know. I don't know who was renting that, but that was the first time I realized, that was the first time I ever heard of anybody renting a single-family home. Which I don't think happens that much. No, people are living in those contract killers usually. Then this house was, dude, there was you walked in, you walked in and there was a

living room to the right, like the not the family. There was like a like the nice living room. Sure. Would have been a nice living room parlor connected to a dining room. No furniture in either one of them for the whole time. We live there. No, no furniture. That's cold-blooded killer shit. That's that's dead bouncing back type shit that and then the family room was done. That was at a kitchen table.

It was real. Yeah, it was real like stash house vibes. Sure. That's got cardboard box full of loose porn all over it a lot of canned goods Chunky soup a lot of diet root beer in that fridge. Yeah, no diet hard pretzels Yeah, hard pretzel a lot of breakfast for dinner or fast food sure but we really my dad yeah fast food Yeah, I mean he wasn't cooking he'd pick us up at you know He was supposed to pick us up at about four.

He showed up about six thirty. Where at the house or at school at the house? So like we would take the bus back to my mom's and that real lefty at school for a while face. That happened. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. They like to pull up a couple of Mikulov bottles floating around the floor. A car boy like this Mikulov. Yeah, when that son was going down and like you were getting, they were late picking you up from practice or something like that,

you felt like that was it. They're leaving you. Janitor coming out like, are they coming to get you? I remember one time they were trying to lock up to school and I was the last guy with the lead. It was like 7 p.m. Couldn't get you out of the cafeteria. Elementary school.

I was in an after school program because I was fighting with my fight with my brother and sister a lot because they were in charge of me. It was that they was the fucking blind leading the blind. He's goddamn it. You were an after school kid for a year because it got so bad. What like cleaning erasers and stuff like that? No, it was it was just like for kids whose parents worked late. It was like me and a couple of kids on medicine catch my drip

Five kids trying to get a soccer game going And there was a in a classroom now the gym slash auditorium slash the cafe gym aetherium Trying to sleep on those bleachers was a tough luck and smelling like hot dogs But there was a kid I was a tough look. Fucking smelling like hot dogs. Ugh. But there was a kid, I was a bigger kid, obviously. Large gentleman. And I was older. I believe I was in fifth grade, probably, at this point. Big Kev runs shit.

Nah, there was this, dude, there was this. Go see Big Kev. Nah. He's got all the Pop Tarts. What do you need, Raspberry? There was a big second grader, Mark. This kid was big. He had that no haircut haircut where the hair just grew

straight out. I hated those kids. Man, and he didn't know his own strength. I wanted to. And we got into two, three tussles playing flag football. Let me tell you, he put me on my A's a couple of times. Dude, those kids with the no haircut haircut It was like a big googly eyes in the gap to you get hey

Yeah, and he was in anyway he fucking he started picking up momentum ain't no stopping You know stop a big mark even like a kid that had a buzz cut if it just kept growing I like buzz your girl for like the bus like kind of like he was like I always wonder what happened to those kids that their hair ever even out And why did that stop happen? That's not happening anymore. I know you know what I mean like antibiotics the electrocution look You know what I mean? Oh, dude that kid had any loved wrestling loved loved loved wrestling and man he would fucking we would go toe-to-toe me and him the kids nowadays they are Afforded and they're allowed to groom

a little bit better than we did, I think. Oh yeah, we were in dirty fucking sweatpants and you know. Yeah. And I didn't know anything. I washed my hair every day when I was a kid and it would be like staticky and just so bad. I didn't know about product or anything like that back then. Now they kind of know about that stuff and the parents are a little bit more in tune with that stuff. Yeah I think everybody has a holes a little more. Yeah you know. Back in the day it was all survival. Get in the shower, hurry up, you gotta get outside, you gotta be the best. All handed down clothes. Sure. I was at there was points where I was wearing me and my brother were the same size Which wasn't great for us

about six years older than me I Was a big kid Yeah, they hung a little differently didn't they what right a little stretch it on the belly. Oh, yeah Yeah, every now and then I get a couple of sweaters that fit. You know, it's funny I just realized you're the only heavy set guy in your family Letters that fit. You know, it's funny. I just realized you're the only heavy set guy in your family Uh, it's no real bigger people in your immediate family But what I remember when I seen your dad your brother's tight kids a male model

Sisters in good shape sisters in good shape pieces Like Jesus Christ old woman. Um Beautiful. Yeah, I have there's why I have the Ryan jeans which are a bigger bunch they're all Sullivan's okay um I'm porky McPorkson I'm nosedackle bread you know what I mean daddy up for point stay blue 42 extra gravy on three all right yeah I'm more of that, the most, all the, as it's well documented, all the Sullivan's are like star athletes. Sure. Like they're good, like they're professional soccer players

and they're in very, very good shape. I never, my brother had more of that. I was always, more of my dad. My dad was a fatter kid. And then like at times would fluctuate now that you look back Do you remember I remember looking at uncles who are now my age? Like when I was like 10 they were like 36 or whatever sure and they would get thin and bulk like them puff up after Like you know, yeah, oh man, I'm going I've gone through those same struggles

Yeah, I felt like I had it tight for two years and then you get let off and get on a booze I had uncles that were like they did like deal a meal or something like that. They would do like the Richard Simmons like work out or something not work out like the Deal a meal cards Do you remember those? Can you get eyes on dealing meal? It sounds familiar, but I don't know Is that like a nutra system type? It was something like a Weight Watchers thing where you had different cards the different things You could eat and came in a book I look like a checkbook like that you would get to check in at a restaurant

And you would move the cards around during the day of like what you had all I had a serving of broccoli I had my carbs here. I remember my dad was on it for a minute. This looks like the world's worst board game Yeah, it said. Do not pick. Who did it? Was it Weight Watchers? No, it was Richard Simmons. Ah, there you go. Shout out to Simmons. Loved him, man. I couldn't wrap my head around him when I was watching.

So did I. Every day was a talk show, right? A talk show. I'll do. The set was great. It was so cozy and comforting, and he was just so positive and awesome all the time. I loved me a nice gals talk talk show. Oh, the Rosie O'Donnell show when I was a kid. Man, she would make me giggle. As an eight-year-old boy, I'd sit down. I might as well have been sitting with my mom having a

tea. I used to watch Rosie when she was on VH1. I don't know if she introduced comedians or videos, but she had her own show on VH1, I thought. It was just her and like a screen. I can't remember what the format was, but she was a killer. Yeah. Yeah. Talented lady. Of course. Yeah, I remember. I remember loving that. Loving, loving, loving that. That was a good piece of business. Kat, let's talk about Butcher Box. Butcher Box. Now, sure, we all love the corner store gang.

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This one's from Mr. Jones. $10 investor. Is it garbage that my dentist has his Zin in while he works on me? That's... you don't have insurance for sure. That's the case. That's you. You don't have insurance for sure. That's not that's not that's because I can like he's lean, I can fall in your mouth. He's leaning over, getting a look in there. That could, you know, they pop out from time to time. You ever have any trouble with the dentist back in the day? Uh, not right. I remember one time I developed some sort of rash or cut on my face

or something from from the doctor, from the dentist. And I'm sour patch kids. And my dad was like, hey, what's this all about? or cut on my face or something from from the doctor from the dentist and Sour Patch Kids and my dad was like hey what's this all about? He's like that was it what we got like he was like really thought we were gonna sue or something Oh shit but we knew him he was like we I knew his kids his kid my brother's age and then there was another one like my age and like he was in the kid that I my brother and sister grew up playing sports at the Catholic school.

So they, the CYO, they were part of the community. I was like the outlier, you know what I mean? Like the divorce had happened at that point and I was, it was like, oh, we're, Danny has a game, but we're all gonna go to the field, go to the game. By that point, Danny is all, Danny and Sarah are older. I was just getting dropped off. We're like, hey, that's, parents are gonna pick you to the field go to the game by that point Danny is all Danny and Sarah older I was just getting dropped off for like hey that's parents are gonna pick you up and take you to the game I was a latchkey kid they didn't like me sure played in a lot of dirt mounds behind home plate I bet

man nothing was better than a good dirt mound great that or that in the big box the big metal box that was behind home plate at Little League fields. Where they put the equipment. Yeah, Knack Gang Box. You get one of them open. Or which was real big as a kid. And it's like the little joys in life. There was like the big community center. They had the football fields, baseball fields,

basketball courts, like, you know, whatever. The whole, like 10 of everything. That's where you went. I think we called it the Civic Center, I forget. But, there would be, there was a tennis court there. Like 10 of everything that's where you went. I think we call it the Civic Center. I forget but um There would be a there was a tennis court there and sometimes there would be an extra ball like left around left Oh, and you could get your hands if it was like oh man you if you were the kid that got the tennis ball Looking back. I'm like it was a fucking a nickel We could've you want to test but you get a tennis ball delivered to your door right now sure but having it as a fact back

Then playing suey or whatever. Yeah. Whoo. It was a good time. I used to love playing on that dirt mound. That and snow piles. I bring my Gia when it would snow and the truck would come by and push all the snow and make a mountain.

Of course. Get all my G.I.J.O.'s, get some Arctic operations going on. You know what I mean? We got to secure this base. Yeah, dude. Digging little holes, freezing guys in there. Lost a lot of men to Fort frostbite that year. Yeah, we did and 20 went out five came back Yeah, but other than that I don't think I ever had a

I got to get a new dent. You have a dentist. I got nothing. I need one I got to get a cleaning. I got to get a cleaning I know I have cavities too. I got a bad hole in my back tooth. My wisdom teeth. I just don't wanna deal with it because it doesn't hurt. You got your wisdom teeth taken out? No, I have one that's grown in

that's pushing my tooth forward. It came in over like the last six years and it hurt when it came in. I got mine out, but they dug the crater out too deep on the right side. Oh yeah, you were telling me this. So my back tooth has like. It's got a pit.

Fell back. It's like tilted back. It's catching a lean. Buddy, I got a short rib trap back there now. It just catches it, dude. I got horrible. I'm getting there after the meal. No. Mine's... Is yours completely in? Yeah, my top left wisdom tooth is Halfway out Yeah, I got one. This one's broke. This one's kind of in. And then this one's like he's halfway in. And this one was hurting all week. Yeah. You got to get them pulled. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Tylenol. That'll be all right. You don't want to get them pulled?

Put me under play with my wiener and stuff. No, thank you. Do that anyway. Uh, yeah, I don't know. I don't I don't trust a dentist to put me under I had a real bad dead right I remember do my remember my Dennis to put you under no they just give you laughing gas I think my dad went under that's an oral surgeon a dentist dude I drop my like the broad that's taking the appointments is putting you under either way I want him to have this in and that way I know he's locked in There's something about a guy who catches a heater where I trust him. Yeah sure you know he's whoo This guy's operating in his embassy, dude. I remember when I had to get braces Had a great Dennis on your legs. Yeah, I had a great dentist. I'll always cool

Love my hygienist dime piece of a lady hop roid oh man the dental hygienist in the 80s and 90s hot. Yeah, ma. Hot. Yeah, we never had that whoa Man when I was in high school. I went in tucking tails looking fresh really. Oh my god. She was Smoking I don't think we ever had I don't had anybody that want hair it knows roll. I know my body I don't know shot with her my mom was always sitting there talking about some rash I had on my on your from not wiping good enough or something Thank you this one to stop eating his boogers I'd be okay. Hey Patty, what are you gonna take a look at the car? I'm got up trying to close out my huge wiener disease making stuff up

But um when they were shopping around for Orthodontist For my braces which was an issue They were so mad that they had to get me braces because I sucked my thumb and it was my fault That was that was buck teeth gave you that too, right? Yeah, I mean this kid I had a kid had a band Kids get that anymore what buck teeth gave you that too right yeah, I mean this kid I had a kid had a band you kids get that anymore What buck teeth? I don't really know too many none of the kids I don't think in the generation behind me in my family

Ever sucked their thumb anything like that. We went to elementary school with had a beaver bite, dude This these things were fucking these things were sucking his thumb. I guess I suck my thumb until like sixth seventh grade Really? Yeah Freak you fucked up kid Yeah, I never did any of that. I don't think I didn't really stop doing it eaters Got on the heaters at a young age cigars and age two Yeah, I didn't really stop until my teeth started to

move Does that make sense? It couldn't have been when I got my braces cuz I don't really stop until my teeth started to move Does that make sense? It couldn't have been when I got my braces because I don't think I maybe it was I had my braces for about five years, so I probably got that braces for five years I was so bad with them. I had them up until my junior You have to get them that you're like actively have to stop them from working to have them for five years Yeah, I was so bad. I would break them all the time. I would have the, I wouldn't use the rubber bands.

So they put in these things called Jasper jumpers, which were reversed. I've told you this before. Yeah, I don't remember five years ago. They were like little thin cables and they were on like a little track. And if you opened your mouth real quick, they would catch. They were so medieval.

It was brutal. I hated them. So I had them for a long time. And I don't think I stopped sucking my thumb until my teeth started to move. Then the thumb didn't fit right. So I stopped. But I used to love it. I would suck my thumb and pick my nose and rub the booger on my lip and rub it until I fell asleep. Ladies. Man, you are a lot. Yeah, my orthodontist had some hot ladies in there too, buddy. Yeah I'm gonna trip down. This was all after that

School and the hygienist showed up but Patty took me to this fucking low rent dude who was like 90 years old He had a club foot and nothing against that, but he drug it. I swear to to God it was like dr. Frankenstein's monster He drugged the foot around the office and he was like a hundred years old and I got out of there I started bawling crying. I'm like, I'm not getting my shit from that guy No, we found dr. Ginsburg. I believe I remember top flight facility. We Our guy knew it all new facilities, but whatever his needle was like a little it was old So it was kind of like that. Yeah, it was like brass it with the handle of it You know what I mean? Oh the Nova King that nobody had an old

No, it was the one that had the two circles of metal and like the brand like the old-timey tube joint Yeah, dude it was thing was old and I remember like as a kid I felt like I was in that movie the burbs. Did you ever see that? Of course, I just watched that and that's all that movie but he's like, oh I have my tools or whether it was like Bruce Dern is great in that who what one's Bruce Dern? He's the like the military guy the older. Oh, he's great Yeah, that was the first movie I saw where I was like this. I was too young, but only is an adult movie But I'm in it's kooky. I love tanks. Yeah, man That Bruce Dern's wife was tight that yeah that neighbor got the kid the grandfather was scary

Cory Feldman, no the son of the German Murderer I know exactly that kid was a little undercooked that guy played everything He was he would play gang bangers. I saw he was in tons of movies in the 80s. Yeah, that guy skit out to the skin. He was he had red hair, the redhead. Yeah, yeah. Freak is always a good movie. Very quirky. Yeah. Is that what's his name?

Who did Batman Tim Burton? Is it that feels like a Tim Burton movie could be? It's got real Tim Burton Burton vibes, but not all the way by halfway Tim Burton little zany Kooky choice for Hanks. I would say Carrie Fisher played his wife. I Loved that movie. That was like that was the first movie They played a lot on my Comedy Central or something where I would be fucking I'd be in it the whole classic I believe how you categorize that I'd be fucking I'd be in it the whole classic. I believe how you categorize that

All right, this one's from Jared new $10 hoagie here Never had one read is it garbage if your mom's signature gravy is made from Pepsi Think about it if you reduce it it's probably pretty good Right cuz you just need you just add like whatever and then cook it down So you got to think it's just, that's probably a dark sweet gravy. Yeah, I don't hate it. You get your dad ever do beer can chicken at the house? My dad never cooked like my dad never cooked. Your mom ever do beer can chicken?

No, she's a refined lady, not some fucking $2 bar fly. Box of wine turkey. We were a big box of wine family. Yeah, beer can chicken. The one time Sutter Home, we were big S of wine turkey. We were a big box of wine family. Yeah, beer can chicken. The one time Sutter Home, we were a big Sutter Home family. And we were the Bottles, and then when they linked up with the breast cancer like Susan G. Komen, they started making pink, square, like, you know,

not the big box, they were like kind of individual. Little back, little midweek bangers for mommy. Mommy's happy juice. Man, her and my stepdad would crush those He would drink wine. He got heavy on while a little too much real. Oh, yeah, he switched to wine and then Yeah, he got heavy on the wine Zinfandel a white zin white. Yeah white zin and then That was nice. He wine for a long time and then she switched over to Cavett, a Pinot Grigio from Cavett.

That's still knee see wine. There you go. I we were we were at a B.Y.O.B. place and we did. I didn't realize it was B.Y.O.B., which like they seem fancy to me. B.Y.O.B. Yeah, I don't I don't know why I feel on. They're trashy. Yeah. Cooler in one one time. Oh, yeah, I've done that. I just I took I have taken beers to BYOB, which I don't feel right. Yeah, but you know, it is what they were.

They were IPAs. They I wasn't, you know, crack, crack and schlitz. We went to a hot pot joint not that long ago that still didn't have their liquor license. So you're going across the street, grab some beers if you want. So I went and got some of that super dry ass I never say I or whatever Japanese beer who man they put them in a champagne bucket with ice oh I've pulled up to a BYOB that was close to my apartment is grabbed random beers from the fridge so it had like a mix yeah one was open that's a bad look out of a coffee mug that's a

tiff look but I do I spent I forget what it was I don't know anything about wine I ran in she was like get a bottle of red or something I think we're doing Italian so I was right next door I ran in I just grabbed like the first bottle that I saw and she was like I Whatever it was it ended up being like $18 a bottle or something. That's expensive. I don't know in my head It's like we were in Pennsylvania pricey bottle of wine And so I didn't know and so the next day she was like a single mom on a fixed income sure so She was she told my brother like oh bought, I'm making up a name. It was in Foley's wine.

Why don't you grab a bottle of that? So he was like, this shit's like $21 or whatever. And she, she called me and yelled at me for spending that much on the 20 bottle of Cabot's 9.99 in the fridge, which I don't know anything about wine but I feel if you're buying cold wine already, it's trash now. That means you're drinking it right there I don't know. They're good. They keep chilly in there, too Learn that at an early age nieces wine is always in the cooler

Don't even look at the shelves she wants that ready to go. Oh, yeah, we were in France My dad's got into the box wine and I was like, box wine? What are you doing? And he goes, buddy, all of the wine is better here. And I was like, this guy's a genius. Yeah, that's probably... You go to France and you're drinking box wine? No, but think about it Foley, the box wine there, that's still French amazing wine. Sure, sure, sure. And now you got a gallon of it.

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The chair it was I was it was more like recliner chairs like I hate that shit I was thinking dude, and then this is how stupid and uncomfortable I am in these situations. I'm trying to scooch the chair in and it's not going. And I look back and I have the area rug wrapped up in my fucking. Dude, I was like, I don't belong in this place. You got the tablecloth tucked into your shirt.

Dude, it was brutal. All fancy guy. And I just Just give me a fucking corner bar with a breath that shit so lost We were somewhere where we ended up going to a high top I want to say it was when we were in Atlanta Remember the the seating at that place in Atlanta where we where we got we made your own beers There was the high top your own beer, and then there was then there was the couch You walk in and they send you you a fistful of barley.

Yeah. You got an apron on all this. You're ready in three weeks. But there was, somebody had recommended, let's just sit in the couches. But we were gonna eat. There's nothing worse than that. Oh, it's awful. Dude, I agree. Awful. I agree.

Try to hold your little plate and be whatever? No. Fuck that. I don't like a high top. I'm on a record. I don trying to hold your little plate and be whatever Fuck that I don't like a high top. I'm on a record. I don't love a high top Yeah, there's very few seating arrangements. You do like I like a big I like I like I like seats at like a corporate place You like Texas style seat. I like Texas style seats I do if it's a booth, it's got to be a big booth with a movable table Yeah tables got to be able to move. Yeah, I've sat it's a booth, it's got to be a big booth with a movable table. Yeah tables gotta be able to move Yeah, I've sat down many a time. Just you shit to the floor. What was zero gravity here? little flexibility

Man, remember we said that place. That's not hold on. Don't start to cut you up, but that PF Chang's that was crazy You're serving the mounds of Chinese food and you got skinny boots? That's nuts. I gotta say that P.F. Chang's was, man, they know as a corporate establishment, they know what they're doing. That is right up my alley. I saw you eat a piece of sushi. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. I saw you go into that California roll a little bit. No, that was a crab ring goon. Ah, you go into that California roll a little bit. Now. That was a crab Rangoon. Ah

Fucking goon squad was out Doubled up on that I like a light Rangoon with a like a light crispy Outside I don't like when they're thick. I like getting with flavor anything fried with some sort of sweet chili on it. Sign me up. The kid is in. That sweet chili's making. Anything that I put in my mouth, I go, ooh, what is that? And someone goes, that's strawberry or something.

I'm in. Can I say something here? Hit me. Why is the Rangoon exclusively crab? Why can't we get a chicken Rangoon? Why can't we get a steak Rangoon? It's cream cheese. It's delicious with everything.

I don't know. Get eyes on the other types of Rangoon. It's cream cheese. It's delicious with everything. I don't know. Get eyes on the other types of Rangoon. You're not wrong. But it is primarily, you see, the crab. It's the only crab. Huh. A steak Rangoon. I feel like they've really picked up over the past two or three years, too.

Yeah, they're big. PR people on Emmercook. They're big. They're big. You know. I've had a couple where they have real crab meat in them. Doesn't hit the same as the fake stuff. I always just assumed it was real. No. Damn. It's not. It's not fake. That ain't good. I saw them how they make those

crab sticks. The imitation crab meat, it's tough. The imitation crab meat is fish. Yeah, I know. But it's like a paste Oh, yeah, it's just all child. It's a ground beef Just faces man. Yeah, much whatever. Yeah, it's no good. I'm eating crustaceans. I'm fine with it. I eat them no good All right, let's see here. This one's from Right you got something or no? Buffalo chicken rangoon recipe. Whoa! Come on! Where's that? Where's that? It's a recipe. Wow.

You drop a pin on it? That's uh, but that's just like an egg roll type thing at that point. What makes it a rangoon? The cream cheese filling. Otherwise just wonton. But most of the buffalo chicken dip has that all, that's all cream cheese all cream cheese

Yeah, but it's not but it's not in the wonton wrapper, but I would argue are then what's in like Not a taquito like an egg roll sure I have some sort of cheese in there buddy Yeah, there's no cheese the buffalo chick you want to go toe-to-toe with China. That's all you chicken egg rolls Yeah, it's got cream cheese in it. That's what I'm saying so anything you're getting buffalo chick problem I would I would go out on a limb a lot of it has cream cheese in it So then it's got cream cheese in it. That's what I'm saying. So I think you're getting Buffalo Chick. Probably, I would go out on a limb. A lot of it has cream cheese in it. So then it's just the container. Hmm.

I love Buffalo Chicken, man. I love it. I love it. It's so good. I think one of the most underrated things on the planet is a Buffalo Chicken wrap. You get a good one of those, you're all right. And nine times out of 10, they do them okay.

Cold? No. Hot? Yeah. Okay. I'm asking. Yeah. Great. Love a buffalo chicken wrap. It's, man, it truly is. If it's the right consistency, the right amount of everything.

God damn. That came out of nowhere too. I wasn't around in the 90s what Buffalo chicken dip now that was that early 2000 Yeah, that that my sister started making that in about I was in high school I remember the first time I had it she was living in a townhouse She had a her like friends over and I was young Mm-hmm, and I was like probably 19. I're like, oh, come over. Like there was like an adult party and she threw out that. I shared a good night. My fat ass was posted up in the kitchen, in the kitchen. How do you operate in those situations?

Because we have two events in the Foley household a year. That's heavy apps. Like heavy. It's Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. You pull up a chair to the table? Well, I have a track record. Sure. Excuse me. Are you subtle or when you go in, are you going in? I don't know where the line of embarrassing is. It depends who's there, but I've crossed it

So this just happened. This was at last Christmas I don't know if I mentioned this instead of they had the buffalo chicken dip which I love well documented Just said my cousin Kelly makes it so they had a sausage and cheese kind of like a sausage queso I remember you telling me but Not queso like more Buffalo chicken dip consent that was heavy on the sausage does that make sense? Yeah, so wasn't like cheesy chunky you buddy you've never made more sense in your life, dude I go

I'm sitting there eating the buff right cuz I go to what I like and I don't know what that is and I asked My uncle John I go. What's that? He's behind the bar. I'm on the either in the serving side of the bar. I'm over here. There's about five six guys holding court I go, what's that? He goes buddy. Try it and I never looked back at the Buffalo chicken dip I mean I was it I ate the whole bowl and at that point the whole bowl a lot and a lot of it Yeah, what was left? We should all bowl and at that point the whole bowl a lot and a lot of it Yeah, what was left we should all say that at that point I'm in front of my uncles and my cousin guy cut there's no I go guys. I'm fucking this is I'm drunk That's easy. This is happening this and everybody I gotta stay away from that

But if it's the ladies, I'll try to not be a not that I'm trying to sexually impress them But I'm sure I just you know, I don't want to be uncouth. I've had I turned my back while I stuff my whole yes. I've had other moms that have made the dip or whatever it was that I was crushing at a party be like, hey, slow down. Really? Oh, dumb bitches. Roodle. That's crazy. You're getting you're getting cut off on dips. I mean, that's rude. I've been cut off on shrimp cocktail. Hey, put that plate down and give me your keys. Well, that's fair.

You're driving, are you? I'll give you a shrimp cocktail. That's a limited number and like everybody should have three of the or like have the option to have three of them. You can't be sitting there like a seagull. I do. I get around shrimp cocktail and everything goes white. I swear to God, dude, I goull. I do I get a wrench from cocktail and everything goes white I

Swear to God dude. I go nuts. I can't stop the coldness of it the bite of it that cocktail sauce. Yeah, I've been Multiple times that's not good. My mom my aunt like Stop, okay. No people aren't even here yet and like like a half of its gone Yeah, I've done whatever I've done that re redesigning of a plate that I got into too much sure you have to Spread out the the cocktail weenies or whatever to make you know thin them out a little bit Been there a lot of lettuce Crock-pot full of cocktail weenies. I don't have an ice time. Yeah

Hold on back to the original question that has something like that in it that does have like soda It's like a barbecue sauce almost yeah, that's got like a sweet. Heavy brown sugar I think you could make those with like orange juice or something like that You could mix that in there. But gravy back to back to the guy. Sure. Nuts. I don't I mean, I make sense. Let's see if we can get gravy with soda. I'm sure it's probably I got nothing on Pepsi gravy.

Really? Which is shocking. This is I thought this was America. Coca Cola gravy. OK. Yeah. Are the drippings three cup. Let's do this. Rant and Rave's recipes. Let's get into the nitty gritty. Uh, Coca-Cola and orange gravy. Coca-Cola and orange gravy? Orange juice, probably for the...

Sure. Three cups orange juice, half a cup of brown sugar, quarter cup maple syrup, one can of Coca-Cola, pinch of salt and pepper, three pounds of, Jesus Christ, melted butter, three pounds of, or three tablespoons of flour. That's... Hold on, there's no drippings in it?

There's no like, the juice from whatever meat you're cooking? Apparently not. Or maybe do you add that? That's just icing. Oh no, you pour that over a ham. Now we're talking. Oh, okay. Alright. Alright. Nah, that makes sense. I saw some soda pot roast and such, but nothing that was just gravy. Nah, that makes sense. You don't like a ham. I don't love a ham. A spiral butter, butter, what are they called called butterfingers. No, it's they're a little

Yeah, it's just not my cup. It's a little stringy at times a little tough I I'm not saying I'm not anti ham, but I like typically It's not the only thing that's being served and I like the other stuff better you put out a spiral ham around the folies It's like piranhas got into it sure stuff better. You put out a spiral ham around the folies it's like piranhas got into it. Sure. Nothing but bone. Just a big dust ball and then bone left. And then someone's taking that bone home to make navy bean soup. Now you got stew going. You got stew going baby. Take that home, cook it up with a little bit of water. You got stew going baby. All right this one's from Ryan, $10 Bozo, first time long time, is it garbage to buy a USB cable long enough to charge your cell phone outside of your

Motel room so you can smoke a heater and be on your phone. How you doing? That's the I Respect that and it's tough to come across those cables that are long enough what I would do in my real dirtbag times Which I was obligated to do you go Extension cord into the charger that way you have 20 feet. Sure, I don't- And you can walk around, it's a cord, you're back to a rotary phone, but still.

I've not been jammed up with charging my phone in a couple of years. Ever since they got that big one, what do you call it, Lightning? That thing charges in like 10 minutes. Gets there quick. And I feel like the phones hold charge longer. If you're on your phone that much,

first of all, in a motel, ripping heaters. What else you got going on? That's got drugs written all over it. Waiting for a hooker. Or some elite road dogging. Sure. That's a... What's road dogging?

Road dogging. Get out on the road, travel. Ah, okay. I don't think... I respect the move. Okay. I don't think I respect the move. You want to have a heater. You want to distract yourself a little

bit. Check on your apps. Check your. Sure. And whatever. I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm totally with it, dog. Yeah. Alright, let's see here. This one's from Vinny. Is it garbage to take your family of four out to lunch but get one fountain cup and split between the four of us PS? We had the little ones go for refills

Jesus if you got to do it you got to do it there ain't no shame in the game bite and sip though if you're I guess You're not biting and sipping a lot of floaters in there Man that's I would have hemmed up your hand if you're hemmed up and you got to do it you got to do it I I'm not throwing shade here drinking Mountain Dew like it's communion. Yeah, but at that point just ask for the water cups You know what I mean? the name of the father the son and mr. Tony Hawk I Would just say hey give me one drink and then the kids are gonna have the guy Let me get two water cups for the kids and let them get Sprite or whatever. Yeah. Something that looks like water.

Oh, I was gonna yell at that. I was down at the AMC, I got a soda and a cup for water and it was a non-transparent water cup and I was like, man, talk about a security breach. Yeah. Oh, you guys. Wait, why'd you get a water cup? Because I wanted some water.

Did you get a soda too? I did, yes. It hydrates. Why don't you use the cup to put water in it, slug it down and then fill it up with soda? Because I'm not in any mall. I don't know how I feel about that.

You got a soda and a water cup. Why don't you just get a bottle of water? Because I just wanted a cup of water. I didn't want to pay nine bucks for a bottle of water at the old movie theater down here. Also, Desani, usually. Gamma. Coca-Cola. I don't mind it.

I don't mind it either. I like Aquafina. I don't mind it either, but it's very rarely, it's usually. Gamma. Coca Cola. I don't mind it. I don't mind it either. I like Aquafina. I don't mind it either, but it's very rarely, it's usually not cold enough. Those Dasani bottles don't get cold enough really. I have a proposal which I think would end all this stuff. I don't really think that we should be charging for soda anymore. It doesn't, or it should be unlimited. And as much as you want, you can have like

if you go into Chipotle with three people, if you want to get one soda and share it, they put the we're halfway there, you put it out there where everybody can fill it. They're obviously not making any money off of it. The soda is a gimme. That's like getting people into the casino. I don't think that's the analogy. That's getting no one's going into Chipotle for soda. That's what I'm saying. Everybody does the water cup and just steals the soda anyway. Everybody's stealing the soda.

Not at first of all, not everybody's doing that. That's not the case. Not we've got free refills at the movies. So like, what's the point? Because you're paying $ dollars for the fucking thing So don't bust everybody's balls is what I'm saying if I don't think anybody's do they know what's happening No one's busting their balls for it. Who's but who was the last time someone's ever been called out for putting soda in a water cup No, what that doesn't happen Chipotle they do it all the time like not when was the last time you were in a Chipotle and saw that happen Never you would have told me that would have been a story last week. Okay, here we go

This is just you've made something up in your head. We were there together Remember you had your water and your soda. I'm just saying it's too much. What's too much. We shouldn't be charging for soda For refills. Yes. No one's charging for refills. But they limit you. When? Where? Pizza places have signed up one refiller, no refills. That's because people abuse it. And they come, hey, I bought a- That's what I'm saying. Well, people like, I bought a soda three days ago, let me get a refill. That's different. If you're gonna let me get a refill, they'll top me off. They'll top y'all.

You also gotta remember who you're talking to. He's been cut off on shrimp. Yeah. Oh yeah, Jesus Christ. I feel like I'm talking I'm not talking to a normal mergue in here Goddamn communist you want free soda. I want free health care, too Yeah, no I don't think anybody's I that's never been a problem I free soda should be kibbe I got some literature in my car that Really turn your worldview. Shout out to Ed, Ed, or Ned Isaacoff. Isaacoff. He named names.

All right, let's see. This one's from Brandon. Are you gargoyle if you were riding in your friend's car with his mom and she looks at him and says, get me a cig ready, which means he means he lights it takes a drag then hands it to his mom That's that that is nowhere around That kids riding shotgun with no seatbelt at seven years old That's a bench seat in a car till for sure man. That's tough man. He said PS. They're both still cranking heaters You can't listen

I've been talking about this you can't bounce back from that if you're if you're light in your parents SIGS You don't stand a fucking chance. Yeah, you don't stand a chance when she asked for a beer He stabs it so she can shock on it Key me up a beer And put them lines out on the dashboard. We that's drive. That's yeah, that's crazy I mean like I think about why it cuz I've got trying to get off the heaters. It's like I just never do between the parents, my dad and stepdad, the two guys you look up to, they're smoking in the house. They're smoking in the car. It's like it just you're done.

It's not even that. With that, you're getting the actual nicotine in your bloodstream. So your body's becoming addicted to it at such a young age. You know, you're getting a little bit of that when you light a heater. Yeah, but I think it's like it's also like, of course, when you light a heater. Yeah. But I mean, like, it's also just so normalized. Like. I think there's like some crazy. It's like 95 percent. You have a 95 percent chance of smoking heaters if your parents did in the house and

Everyone smoked heaters then Danny did I'm in on a cool guy smoking cigs eaters Peter's a buffalo chicken dip Never had a shot. Did you tell me Kevin Ryan story dude? Smoking cigs with your friend's parent is weird the first couple of times Yeah, but they were okay with it a lot of the rule for us was 16 Yeah, I did ketamine to my friend's dad and that was all right Left that out of your resume. Hey, where you a truck driver? I was in Ohio on st. Patrick's Day. What do you want from me?

Snorted oh, yeah, the dad was snorting ketamine? Yeah, in the back of my friend's friend's car. Let's not say dad. That was a dude you were hanging out with who happened to have a kid that you knew. He was no sort of father figure. That's crazy. Yeah, off a CD case.

Wow. In the back of a Mitsubishi. What was the CD? Do you remember? I don't. It was quite dark. OK. I'd say we'll do it, though.

Yeah, I would assume either 311 or Bob Marley's those things were tricky to navigate in a car especially moving at high speed What the CD case yeah? What are those things like bowling without bumpers? What I remember the first time I saw I probably said this my brother used a upside-down frisbee for rolling while driving. That's good Yeah, so it didn't you know he had a little pothole My brother used upside down frisbee for rolling while driving. That's good. Yeah. So it didn't. You know, we had a little pothole. Yeah, it's good. Doesn't flop out.

Tap it out the window. Cops comes. Cops comes. Hey, buddy, we just like a little bee. Huh? Just throw it. Flicking the bee. That ain't bad. We need a third for the back nine. Uh, yeah. Very. I remember seeing that. I was like, why do you have a com? It was a commerce bank that he got like it was like a promotional giveaway.

Commerce Bank Frisbee. The fuck is wrong with you, dude? You're eating cereal out of it. My buddy had like an encyclopedia of all of the different popular strains of weed at the time. And I was like, this is the stupidest book you could ever have in a car. That's just reading. I like getting high.

My auto-buyer. There's no weed in the car, I swear. Alright, let's see here. Shout out to this. This is from Gage. First time, long time. Is it garbage if while on vacation to Fort Lauderdale you go out of your way to visit a Wala for the first

time. Was not disappointed. P.S. Have you ever made any special trips for dumb or silly places on vacate on family vacations? We went out of our way to hit a Buckees, I think, for the first time, did we not? I wouldn't say out of our way, but we made sure we made sure we make that. If you're in the South, we make sure we stop. If we're stopping, we're stopping at a Buckees. Yeah, for sure. That's I love them.

I love the idea of them, they're great. In a couple of months, we're gonna be back down here. Yeah. Woo-wee! What's the run is? June, I think? Yeah, June, like 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, something like that. It's New Orleans, Houston, and Dallas.

There you go. And before that, we got Portland. Seattle. Seattle, which are about to be gone, guys. And Toronto. There's a handful of tickets. Then Vancouver. We had a second show in Vancouver.

Nice. Get them tays. It'd be good to get back into a Buc-ee's. I remember in college, every Friday and Saturday night, we would talk about how on Sunday, we were gonna go to the White Castle from Harold and Kumar, cause it was in like upstate Jersey, it was in North Jersey somewhere,

so we'd be drunk like tomorrow, we're all getting up, what, 10 a.m., we're gonna borrow Murph's car or whatever, you know what I mean? Never materialized that, and my boys wanted to go to, what did they always go to in the office? Was it a Chili's or a Ruby Tuesdays? Never done never really watched the program the office not really Wow I don't remember where there was one of them there

It was whatever it was one from that as you pick your fingernails and throw it on the ground my hand The which I you were just about to release onto the ground no I was not I'm putting with it Realize I I realized I did it and I wanted to hide it Thanks for blowing me up. Well, how much I'm sitting there talking to you. I see you. Oh man, you're gross Wait, you can't take a fingernail off what the hell's wrong with you We're in the middle of a board broadcasting here and it was bigger priority. It was bothering me If it felt weird on my finger, so I just got rid of it I wasn't gonna throw it on the ground, but no one believes that in the I just put it that because I realized I was playing There's no listener in the world that thinks you weren't about to throw that on the ground put it near McCroy in a minute

But yeah, no, I don't think that I've ever gone out. We really want to hit that White Castle. We will hit a Buc-Ease. I don't know what to do with this figure now. We got to wrap it up anyway. Let's go. Got to get you out of here. Gang, we love you to death. New York City, come see us in town hall. We love you guys and we'll see you next week. Peace.