Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Julian Edelman!
Episode Date: July 18, 2024Are You Garbage presents NFL Veteran and podcast host Julian Edelman! You know Julian from Games with Names, New Heights, Pardon My Take w/ Big Cat & PFT, The Herd with Colin Cowherd, Bertcast, All th...e Smoke podcast, the NFL and more! Thanks for watching the Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast! AYG Live Show Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Ladder Life: https://www.LadderLife.com/GARBAGE This Show is sponsored by BetterHelp Better Help: https://www.BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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For the first time, he is a 12 year veteran of the National Football League.
He is the three time Super Bowl champ and a Super Bowl MVP.
And you can hear him every week on his amazing podcast, Games with Names.
Give it up for the one one the only Julian Edelman
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Hey, we're not bad off the line either. Yeah.
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So tell me that in my garbage.
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You're going to lose a security deposit around here.
They got pledge. You'll be all right.
Buddy, thank you for coming in, sitting down with us.
Congrats on the podcast.
Games with names. Give us the backstory. Give us the origin story of
Julian Edelman. You're a Cali kid. Are you a California kid? Yes, I'm a California kid.
I'm a Northern California kid. What part? Redwood City. Okay. So I'm about 30 miles
south of San Francisco. I'm like the middle hub between San Francisco and San
Jose, like the start of Silicon Valley. Okay. All right. I grew
up in Redwood City, California. Mom's dad's brother, sisters
laid on us. Yeah, I have a I have a mom and dad. I have a
brother older brother. Okay, from and then I have a younger
sister. Okay, I was the middle child. What did your mom and
dad do? My dad was a mechanic owned an automotive repair shop
Very nice. Yeah
My mom was a homemaker. She she was the one who kind of took care of us cook clean
So middle-class lifestyle very very very middle-class lifestyle very middle-class. Look at you. Yeah
What's the age difference between the siblings so my brother's seven years older than me.
OK. And he's.
You know, he yeah, he's seven years older than me.
And then my sister is three years younger than me. OK.
So a 10 year gap, 10 year spread.
And what do they do now? What's your brother do?
My brother, he works in construction up in like Sacramento area.
OK, I think it's eaten air. Nice. All right.
Guy ACS sister.
She was a teacher for third grade for like seven, eight years.
She just got married, moved up to Tiburon, North Bay.
Yeah, you were rich kid. I don't know why.
Nah, old school. I like this.
Very blue collar, very blue collar. Blue collar.
Love that. Do your folks still live in the same house you grew up in?
So we moved in 1997 from the flats of Oliver Street in Redwood City,
which was kind of like real, real middle class.
And my parents, there was a huge upstream on real estate.
OK, so they bought their house for like 120 grand,
sold it for like 450.
Or 390 or 400, something like that.
And then we went and bought a different house
where it was like 575 up in the hills of Redwood City.
And we were so broke after that.
We had a budget.
My mom, my dad set a budget. My mom's like, no, we can't have that. We
go look at a house where we can't afford. He had the same thing growing up.
My mom said we were house poor. She was like, we have a nice house, but it was like, that's
it. Very, very poor. House poor. 97. And then my parents still live there.
Very nice. What was the street of the first house that
they don't live anymore? Oliver Street. Oliver Street. Sounds
pretty crazy. It's pretty good. Pretty nice. I like that.
1154 I think. He's dropping the full ad. I I it could be
something else but I mean I haven't been there since I was
like 11 years old. Sure. And I've been hit a few times.
Kids have been knocking around a little bit.
You made the catches though, baby.
What was the grocery store growing up?
Key Market.
Key Market.
I don't think I know a Key Market.
It was a cool little market.
And then we had a little B&W Market.
So B&W, is that the name?
Yeah, it was like B&W Market.
We also had Safeway.
Oh, OK. Respectable. Which was a nicer one also had Safeway. Oh, okay. Okay, respectable.
We were selectable.
Which was a nicer one.
Key Market was, so my mom and dad,
like that was more of a convenience store.
It was actually a cool little store,
but it was a little expensive.
My mom would save like $300 on coupons at Safeway.
We had select everything.
I'd get so pissed.
Oh yeah, not the name brand.
We'd have the select ho-ho things.
And I liked Hostess. If she ever, she ever you know like or the select fucking American cheese
I would get so mad. I love I could taste it came off the rapper. Yeah, it came off different
Yeah, wasn't crap, and he is a dirt bag. We're already we're three minutes in he's talking about crap singles
God come off the plate so but we would have we would have the
Talking about craft singles, how they come off the plastic. But we would have the fucking off-brand stuff, which it was good.
I liked the Berkeley Farms ice cream.
Man, you're built for this show, dude.
The flavor is just regular.
But there's one thing I put my foot down.
What?
On ketchup.
It had to be Heinz.
It had to be Heinz.
And if it wasn't Heinz...
Say it again?
Heinz. Heinz. Heinz. He it wasn't Heinz... Say it again?
Heinz.
Heinz.
He's very German.
Yeah, what the hell?
Heinz.
Heinz.
Heinz with the T in it.
Heinz.
Yeah.
My mom is German.
Really?
My wife is.
She was born in Canada so that's kind of the classier side you'll see.
Gotcha.
And my dad was, you know, a product of an affair.
I lived in a trailer park.
There we go.
And where is he from? Is he from that area as well?
He's from that area.
OK.
Like East Railroad City.
OK. And how did they link? Where did they meet?
High school.
So your mom came down here for...
So my mom was born in Canada and then, you know, her parents after the war in Germany went to
Canada and then they went, my Opa, he was a bricklayer went to carry German
yeah OPA OMA and OPA OMA and OPA yeah he went to California for two years and
then sent my mom my OMA and my uncle and my my mom back to California or out to
California and then they became citizens and did that so and then my dad was just
like floating around
So you had a you wouldn't had an extended family out there growing up you had uncles and cousins stuff like that
No, we had we had just Oman Opa, and I had I had an aunt
Connie and an uncle Peter so like we had that and then
My dad's side of the family. Yeah, let's get into that because you said that so there's a little dirt under those fingers
Yeah, you know my dad so my dad's side of the family. Yeah, let's get into that, because you said that, so there's a little dirt under those fingernails. Yeah, you know, my dad's family, my grandma Mary,
she was from Oklahoma.
OK.
And she was like Native American Portuguese,
and she had three kids with a different guy than my dad's dad.
And they were all deaf in like the 40s and 50s.
Whoa.
And so in 1955, there was two schools in the United States than my dad's dad, and they were all deaf in like the 40s and 50s. Whoa.
And so in 1955, there was two schools in the United States
that had schools for deaf people,
because they were calling the kids retarded, deaf and dumb.
Uh-huh.
You know, they didn't know how to teach the kids.
They would, I think they would like make them
go by a balloon and talk or something like that,
and they'd see the vibrations, or they had to make,
but they couldn't speak, you know what I mean?
Wow, yes.
And they didn't know how to sign.
They didn't know how to do it, yeah.
And so she drove them out to California,
and they went to Berkeley, and then she became a nurse.
And then, you know, my grandfather served on the Arizona Navy.
No kidding.
John Harry.
Did he make it?
He made it, he wasn't on it when it got taken down
on Pearl Harbor, but he came back on the Enterprise
from World War II.
Holy shit.
So he came back, they were all messed up, you know,
from the war.
Sure.
In the hospital, ended up having my dad,
my grandpa leaves his family, you know,
and then ends up dying like three years later,
my dad in and out of trailer parks.
So like, that was my dad.
And he was like a he was like a mechanic, like became a mechanic at shell at like 15.
And that was when like back in the day, like the gas stations were like the mechanic.
Sure. Yeah, there was a garage and service center.
And they were they were like kind of clicked up.
You know, like he was from the Witter Shell, which is in Sunnyvale.
There is the other shell, you know, clicked up. No shit. He was from the Witter Shell, which is in Sunnyvale. Damn.
There was the other shell.
That's old school shit, dude.
Shell station's going at it.
You got sick, Kobe?
Yeah.
Damn.
And so.
Still won't drive by a Chevron.
Nah, you can't go to the Shell.
The Shell was it.
The Shell was it.
The greasers.
Are you a Shell man now?
If the check, right I
If I see a show I'm on a road trip cuz I drive up to the Bay Area to see my folks a lot sure
Which is like a five-hour drive. I'll hit a show. Yeah
that's a for good old time just for pops, but I
love that dad ends up joining a band and eight
18 a Bay Area band opened up for Journey,
opened up for Huey Lewis, opened up for Carlos Santana. No kidding.
Went to Japan, came back.
This is a wild story.
Yeah, left the band.
Was getting kind of crazy in that lifestyle.
And then started his company, his shop,
out of his house at the time.
And my mom would like serve lemonade and pick up the customers.
My dad was, because the shell shut down.
And so they opened up.
My dad took the clientele list and he was working on the cars out of his house.
Damn.
And you know, the city came in and knocked him down.
My mom was like, that city shut you down on that?
You can't do that.
You can't.
Changes on the front yard.
Yeah, and so that he learned business
and opened up a shop.
And that's amazing.
That was him.
What was the name of the band?
The Kids.
The Kids.
That's a pretty good name.
The Kids.
That's a pretty good name.
Open it up for Journey.
He was in it in the 80s.
So they were a big Bay Area band.
There was this thing in the LAs so they were a big Bay Area band like there was like this thing in the like LA
Bands and Bay Area band sure like in the 80s. You know like they were kind of like you guys got people
Well they were over these Edelman's got a chip on their shoulder no wonder he's the fucking MVP
Yeah, so I don't know.
And yeah.
OK.
The kids.
What were the vacations like growing up?
For you growing up.
So we camped.
We were a big camping family.
We used to go to this place called Lake Comanche, which
was real crazy.
And then we'd go to Berryessa.
Just, you know, you see some Hells Angels,
you see some Hells Angels
Mexican Mafia it was one of those kind of like uh-huh you know it was a pretty hood leg
You just named five horrible gangs
Lake hey everybody
He's California you get a little bit of that
And so then we went up to Lake Berryessa, and then we bought that house in 97.
In 2004, we started going to Lake Tullock.
We camped there a couple times.
We had a couple friends that had a lake house there,
and my dad started making enough money
where he caught up on the house.
Gotcha.
And then he felt we were spending too much money frivolously so he went and bought a
lake house so my mom couldn't spend money.
Gotcha.
It was a reason like we have to know.
We have another mortgage.
We can't be spending the cash.
So from there on out we went to the lake every year.
Fishing, hunting, all that kind of stuff?
I was like a wake boarder. Okay. Okay. No kidding. Do you still ski? Yeah I just went up to Lake
Tullock that was our lake last week and got up on the slalom. Huh really? Do you
own a set of skis or you rent? You can't be renting. No we have a boat we got you know
you know. What do you mean? I'm asking I don't know. Wakeboarding have you ever
jumped wake to wake? I used to do like tantrums and flips and stuff
Do you ever get exhausted being the man?
No, I was just crazy like I wasn't like great or anything, but I could you would just do it
You were like I'll try that
Yeah, I was I mean I did that a lot growing up. We got started on the kneeboards at five
You know when you like lake life is lake life now
it's like wake surfing and stuff which I'm out of the game of that and I can't wakeboard anymore because
When I was doing that I was like 160 pounds little kid like a gymnast and stuff now. I'm like
198 200 pounds you know it's it's hard to ever they get off the ground
Yeah, you know you jump the wake your knees feel like they're gonna fucking explode.
We haven't left the ground in years, us two.
Hit the gym, fatty.
I don't know what to tell you.
I tried to water ski once, man.
No shot.
That was like a bowling ball.
I couldn't get out of the water.
You gotta lean back, pups.
Just lean back, stay in a ball.
Lean back, stay in a ball.
I had to rip the motor off the boat.
Gotta get the cheeseburger out of his hand first.
You could do it.
No way.
You could do it.
No way.
I get you up in a heartbeat with that 351 wins
and I got in that boat.
You got a cigarette boat dragging me across the boat.
I got a match.
We got an 88 Mastercraft, and I hated it
because it was like when I was a kid, it was old.
Mm-hmm.
Sure.
But it's a ski comp boat, and everyone
had the cool wakeboard boats.
But it's we still have the same boat.
And it's so old now that it's become a fucking it's cool now.
It's cool. So I roll up on the lake and I feel cool.
Yeah. That thing.
Do you have a house out there, too?
Or you just you know, I stay in.
We have a little three bedroom, two bathroom place that's not on the lake.
We take a golf cart to like we're like as far as in the community you could be.
Who has this? The family's house? It's my dad's house.
This is the lake house. So you bought a lake house not on a lake?
Yeah. Alright. So I know what we're dealing with here.
Couldn't afford a lake.
We took the golf cart. We got the golf cart. Sure, there you go. Everyone onsake, the Edelmans are in the backyard again trying to get on that
lakefront property.
I'll buy you skis!
It's true.
It's true.
I love it.
Okay.
Huh.
As my dad would say, we count pennies.
Sure.
Now what were the family cars growing up?
Dad, so...
He could fix fix anything right?
My 4gm Chrysler and Toyota there was American made. Okay,
automotive repair. Got you like German stuff. He could do it
just takes longer for diagnostics. He'd be
complaining about it. Yeah, because it's all computer and
sure. So it's different. So my pops in 1991 bought a bourbon
brand. It was the first brand new car I ever had.
I love that kind of car.
The old bourbon.
The old, the big one, yeah.
It was a white with a blue stripe.
My stepdad had the same exact one.
And I remember going to, I think it was Sequoia Chevrolet.
It's not even there anymore.
We went as a family and we bought that thing
and I sat in the way back.
I thought it was the coolest fucking thing.
It's like a limo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we had that thing and I sat in the way back. I thought it was a cool as fucking like a limo Yeah, and we had that in forever
And that was like my dad everyone knew that car is my dad my brother had one for I don't know 10 15 years
He just had to get rid of it. It was like he was like the dog died. Yeah, he loved it
Yeah, those things are those things are I wish he totaled it like eight years ago damn. He had it up until then
No, he didn't total it we parked on our street and the car came up and lit it.
Jesus.
Lit it up and totaled it, which that was like 10 years.
I wish he would have still had that.
I would have tricked it out.
Yeah, that'd be sick.
It would be badass.
Because those things were as old again.
It would have been a great lake car.
Yeah.
Keep it at the lake, dad.
This guy loves the lake.
100%.
My mom had a 79 gold Cadillac. Ooh
But it was like
98 yeah, you know
Cadillac yeah, it was an El Dorado and El Dorado and my and she sounds like using the Mexican mafia
She had that and then and then she finally bitched and complained to my dad so much
She would yell tomorrow him every day.
How did she end up with that car?
That wasn't her first choice.
She had that for like a long time.
It was a Cadillac.
It wasn't like when your dad was fixing it and was like, here take this.
Your mom actively wanted a 79 Cadillac.
I think he bought it for her.
Okay.
This was a long time ago. And then in like 96, my dad got, or 98 or 2000, maybe 2000,
or 99, he got a 91 El Dorado,
because my mom liked El Dorado.
Your mom's awesome.
Yeah, your mom sounds all right.
She liked the Cadillac, and that's what she had,
and then she went to a Chrysler 300
when they put the Hemi in.
Yeah, that is a trash call. I love it, but damn, the Chrysler 300 when they put the Hemi in. That is a that's a trash call.
I love it. But they have the Chrysler 300.
My dad would only buy her American made.
I respect that only American made baby gang.
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How was your mom in the kitchen mom was good? She did primarily did the cooking so my mom cooked yeah
Unless it was like a weekend my dad would barbecue gotcha and would change now growing up my mom cooked every meal we didn't go out to
dinner every Tuesday was tacos like white boy tacos ground beef sure our
show you know and she'd do all the cutting up for the El Paso kit or
whatever yeah yeah yeah she she cooked very much like a 1950s American mom
dinner every night together dinner not not together my mom and my dad would get Ortega. Ortega. Yeah. She cooked very much like a 1950s American mom.
Dinner every night together?
Dinner night.
Not together.
My mom and dad, my dad would get up on a TV tray and watch news because he went to work
so early.
He'd come home, we'd go to football practice and after that, you know, he'd like to watch
the news so he'd be in front of the TV like straight old American.
No kidding.
And you guys would be in the dining room eating.
Nah, sometimes we'd trickle on there.
And sometimes I we had to do homework.
So everyone was eating in different areas.
You know what I mean? OK.
So we would do like family family dinners on the weekend, like barbecue.
Everyone had to sit at the table.
Were you allowed to eat in your room as a kid?
No, not like dinner.
But you could have snacks in there, whatever.
It was like frowned upon. Gotcha.
Got shoes off in the house.
Shoes on.
Ah, kind of.
It was loosely.
OK.
Wasn't like Asian family where I remember
I had my first Japanese friend.
I went over to Foster City, this kid Koji.
I remember putting on my shoes and I walked in.
I almost got like slapped.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
They put on the house slippers.
Yeah. But it's fucking it's
genius it's nice I've adopted that it's a my houses now we were just talking
about classy I like that but it wasn't like that of mine well you were you a
crystal light family growing up we had crystal light Sunny D here and there go
to grandma's house you had Sunny D for sure yeah yeah crystal light but my mom
wouldn't get the she'd get the packets where she'd make the pitcher. Yeah.
Okay. Laid to my mom would do Kool-Aid and the pitcher in the
fridge. Yeah. Crystal light. What was it? A strawberry
lemonade? Yeah. Yeah, that was a flavor. Damn. I was old school.
You ever have five alive? Are you too young for that? Too young?
Yeah. My age. We're the same age. That's not great.
Yeah, he's my age. We're the same age.
That's not great.
It's good.
You look like his dad.
No.
Go get your mom's Cadillac.
What was your first concert growing up?
First concert was Mariah Carey.
Whoa.
Really?
Pretty good one, though.
Back in the, what year are we talking?
Junior high, probably?
Junior high.
OK.
I mean, that was, she was, that was,
she was hating.
Yeah, that's go big comp?
How'd you get there? Did your parents drop you off? No
This ain't good. We're gonna limo. You're a limo. Yeah. Yeah you and the other girls
No, I
Dated Jerry Rice's daughter. No middle school and she took me to he took us to meet
Mariah Carey met Mariah Carey that night yeah I was like in junior high I was
like I have a picture I was like so is that just a random coincidence random
coincidence as a middle school is he living by you nah he lived in he lived
in the real night he lived in a real night but you went to the same school no
different schools we met through Pop Warner.
No shit. She was a cheerleader.
Were you big in Pop Warner?
I played a lot of Pop Warner.
Played a lot of Pop Warner.
We won two Super Bowls.
In middle school, when you're in middle school.
You're in Pop Warner.
I know. But do you see is the NFL on your horizon?
I mean, you're in theory.
My balls didn't even drop yet. You're like a little kid like, I'm going you're in theory my balls didn't even drop
You're like a little kid like I'm gonna play in the NFL
Autograph and shit. So she just happened to be everybody. Yeah, she was just a random cheerleader well
there's a lot of Niners that lived in the Bay Area in this area because it was
sure Red Morton was in Redwood City and that used to be the
The training facility for the 49ers.
I actually have a piece of the turf,
that's where I learned how to ride a bike on the turf.
And so a lot of the Niners lived in,
I mean there's a lot of money in that area.
There's a lot of beautiful areas to live in the Bay Area.
We lived in like a regular spot
and then we went to like a nicer regular spot,
but we by no means were we in like the megal's after you with a kid from the wrong side of the track
No, we weren't that far. That was my dad. That was my dad. Yeah
My dad was there was the tracks and then there was the freeway
The tracks if you're on the other side of the tracks that was like that was kind of like different, you know
It was a little more hood. Sure if you went across the freeway. That's the trailer parks
That's what my dad used to say so you got across the tracks. I live across a freeway
That's old-school shit
And how was Jerry was he nice to you was he cool?
Is he cold he in that now
I got a daughter. I got a seven-year-old daughter sure how is she how am I gonna ask how long did you date her?
We dated like off we were little kids
School and stuff so very cool
That's why I just picture like that scene in bad boys when you show up together
Yeah, it was when they're both waiting at the door for him. Yeah the first time I'm
Tiffany out so you think you're nice with your hands
time I'm here to think Tiffany out yeah so you think you're nice with your hand can you fight yeah I remember rolling up the first time he was in like yeah like
a chain to a mansion yeah yeah yeah fucking Jerry right yeah yeah were you
in the Eldorado my mom did drop me off
that's awesome yeah and he comes, he's got a chain on?
Yeah, he was just a put together athlete.
What do you mean?
Jerry Redd!
Yeah, we've seen the rest of it.
He wasn't mean by any means.
He was probably just Cole.
I was his oldest daughter.
Sure.
You know?
That's crazy.
You are now him in that world. That's crazy. You are now that guy. You are now him in that world.
That's crazy.
Or you will be him.
You know, that's wild.
That's weird.
So just you and her, you went there, she got special.
We had all friends.
We had a group of friends.
You got to meet Mariah Carey.
That was the first concert.
That's pretty cool.
That's really cool.
What was your first job?
First job, I worked as a parts boy at my dad's shop.
Okay.
So I would, after every car was worked on, I'd have to vacuum the car.
I'd have to clean all the areas where the mechanics would be on.
Detail it up a little bit.
You just want to make it look good and then I'd have to do all the windows.
So you do the windows of all the cars.
If it was a real big job, you go get it taken and washed.
I had to pick up parts, time myself,
see if I can get there fast, just learn how to drive stick.
And then I had to pick up customers.
Oh, if their car was done or whatever.
If the car was done, I go pick up a customer.
Sweet gig, I like that.
Were you cool in high school?
Eh, I was an athlete.
Athlete? Yeah.
Team was good?
Yeah, we went 13th in my senior year.
We were good.
I think it's because of you.
Nah, we had a really good football team.
I was like a late bloomer.
I was a part of it, of the success.
But we had a really good running back.
We had some really good receivers.
We had a lot of really good football players on that team.
And how were the grades?
In high school, I was like a 3.4, 3.5.
Take the SATs?
Yeah.
What'd you get?
Like a thousand.
That's good.
That was 16.
16, really?
Alright.
I think you get like 800 for putting your name on.
I got an 870.
Spelled his name wrong.
But I think you're the first thousand we've ever gotten.
Yeah, no.
That's the second lowest score on the show.
I took it twice.
The first time wasn't a thousand.
What was it the first time? I don't even remember what it was, but it wasn't a thousand.
Yeah, that was the benchmark.
It's like just get four digits, break a thousand.
Yes. And that's it. Me, baby.
Eight seventy. How you doing?
When it was out of twenty four hundred.
Did you guys have a garage or a fridge in the garage?
We did. At your house. What was in there?
We had a lot of like extra drinks. Sure.
You go in the. What else does she have in there she got waters my mom would have like the you know like the the the net bag of
like popsicles yeah of course the twin pops yeah it's a twin pops yeah you were
an off-brand twin pops kid anything on sale bro or with a coupon I can love that
all right I'll be a lot of flavor ice floating around the push-ups yes You were an off-brand Twin Pops kid? Anything on sale, bro. Or with a coupon. I can love you. All right.
That's what I'm talking about.
Probably a lot of flavor ice floating around
today in the push-ups.
Yes.
All right.
OK.
I mean, humble beginnings, very blue collar, which I didn't
know, very interesting.
Let's talk about now.
Let's talk about now.
Let's talk about, so obviously you go to the NFL.
First big check. Well, is there any stupid purchase
or not? Have you always been?
How does that I never understood.
How does it come in? How does the money come in?
So get paid weekly during the season? Yeah.
So your salary is divided up into 17 weeks
and you get paid every two weeks.
Depending on what your contract is, depending on whether you get a million bucks or 20 million bucks, 20, you're getting it in 17 weeks and you get paid every two weeks so depending on what your contract is depending on whether you get a million bucks or
20 million bucks 20 you're getting it in 17 weeks now. There's a signing bonus
Okay, so you get the signing bonus, but that signing bonus can be delivered in three different dates
They'll give it they'll give you you know or two different dates
I'll give you half right now when you sign uh-huh, and they'll give you half in December
It's a way for the owners to kind of protect themselves with something liability wise.
Sure. Happens. They can get out.
They can get out. You know, but it's guaranteed money.
And you only get a signing bonus the first contract.
You don't get those every time you get a signing bonus every every you go.
You try it like my first signing bonus
as the seventh round draft pick was like 48 grand.
OK, which, you know, I thought I was rich.
Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
Fucking managers, agents, yeah, and so you know after my my first like bigger contract
I
Really didn't I was it I knew the levels and I had my dad was always my dad always talked about money true
You know and we I knew the value of a dollar now. You know I I
Bought like a laptop or something. It was nothing crazy. I had a car deal
So you had a car deal? Yeah, so I had a car that work like the local dealership goes
Yeah, you scored touchdowns and you get third downs people can start calling you that's sick
What was the car you were whipping around in? At that time.
Oh, they gave you a car.
Yeah.
All right.
He's stark and burdened.
If you get your bald head in the weight room,
you might make a little money.
You got to get third downs and get touchdowns.
You're my favorite guy ever.
No, I think it's a real war of attrition way to put it.
Yeah.
So they went with my career. Early in my career, I housed a punt in the preseason and I fell into like this car deal. Against the Eagles. Against the Eagles. Lincoln Financial,
my first punt. That was it. August 9th. It was like a Lincoln MKS or something. Yeah.
It's a very big Uber driver car.
I was driving an S10 in college.
Yeah.
This is fucking tight.
That's sick, dude.
You know what I mean?
This guy's got some leathers.
What color are we talking?
White.
Yeah.
White.
White with brown leather.
Did you request that or is that what they gave you?
I don't know if I requested it.
I don't know if I requested it.
And then after that, I had that for two years, and then I got a Cadillac deal,
and Escalade for like three years.
Very nice. Is that with Cadillac corporate,
or is that with a local Cadillac?
Local. Local.
Get the Escalade.
Caddy deal.
That's at the height of Escalade.
That was at the height. We're the same age.
That and the real cool car at that time,
a lot of the guys in the parking lot had
was the LS460 Lexus.
Yes. Remember that? Like that was like the new money, smart money, new car.
Yeah. Everyone had it. It's a little sleek. It's not like the big gaudy one. But it was like bitching inside.
I didn't have that. In those early days, did you appear in any local commercials?
I did. Yeah. That's what we're talking. This is Julian element for day
I did a remax to get a house at least no don't fumble your homework
And it's really bad
That's awesome. I had like a beaver haircut
I have my jersey tucked into like some oversized khakis. Talking like this with your hands.
Come over here and try this house.
I'm Gary Edelman.
It's Julian.
Ah, god damn it.
It's all great.
No, yeah, it was a couple of those.
It's nice.
Remax.
You got your picture up in any pizza shops up there.
You got to. You got to, right, I think so there you go new spots
That's a sign of celebrity right there. You gotta be spot now. I think I'm gonna Joe's here. No kid. I could be I won
What's the one over in the West Village?
That's the main one am I in there?
I'll find out that one of my goons. I'll find out. I'll find out tonight
Our turros, maybe no on Houston
One of my favorite coal fires there you go. We're next to Jay out Lisa damn
Yeah, good stuff. Uh now what they say there's there's always the thing, you know as you're you know, when someone
Obviously a star in a city. It's like you never pay that guy
I'll never pay for a beer again in this town. Is that the case when you go back? Like what's the what is the courtesy when you go to a restaurant or like what is it overwhelming or does that not happen at all?
People will buy you drinks all day. Your establishment, though, they always take care of you, but I don't like like not paying, of course, you know, or if they do that, I'll leave a fat tip because people are working there and you understand.
On that subject, what do you like to tip at a normal spot?
You go out to dinner.
So it depends on where I go.
Okay. Do you like nice places?
I love nice. I just went to Four Charles last night.
Okay. I loved it.
That's one of my favorite spots.
All right
Who'd you go with? I went with the crew odd. I'm assuming you're picking up that check
Yeah, I mean, who do you have to be with to not pick up the check?
I have a lot I have a lot of friends that are a lot richer than me really way richer than me. Okay
Yeah, they do other things. They don't they didn't play football
So gotcha really when I'm with them, I very rarely pick up a check.
But when I'm with my high school or I'll pick up a check
all the time, there's levels to it.
So anyone who doesn't make your money,
you're picking up checks.
Sure.
And I don't make their money, so they pick up my check
and they have Jets and shit.
No kidding.
Yeah.
All right.
So famously, the rookie dinner is the thing.
You take your position, you group out, you get banged out.
What's the worst you ever seen someone
get banged out, one of us?
Well, so my year, so what we did is,
we went to Capital Grill.
Nice joint?
Sure.
And it was the old Capital Grill in Boston,
which was on Newberry Street.
It was like a little hidden tucked up joint,
and it was awesome.
And so we went there, and we,
so we had like a scale of how the rookies would pay for the dinner.
We'd take the whole team out.
This is how we did it.
Now it's different everywhere.
And so like the first draft pick would pay
for automatically half of the bill.
And then they would scale it.
I was a seventh round pick.
So I think I paid like three grand.
The bill was probably like a couple hundred grand.
Brady came in for two
seconds ordered a we had we tried to have a set menu. They said fuck like a prefix.
You want the fish or the chicken? Yeah. What are you? It's like it's a wedding. Yeah. Brady
comes up with soup orders like a $6000 bottle of wine takes a sip and leaves. You know,
like you got all these guys getting Louie the 14th
I mean it was it was a big bill for Chung but for me at that time that was a lot of fucking my like sure
You only got 48 the signing bonus exactly him so you get paid every week every every other week during the season
That's like a regular job regular job. They take out the taxes from the city to yeah or from the state right depending on where ever you play your away
Games damn in Florida you get zero. That's why Florida, Texas a lot of Tennessee. Yeah
It's pretty good place to play
He is going money. He just dropped
138 on you. Well, it's very
it's no parking like 134 in New
York. Yeah, but it's 138 in
California. That sunshine is
not free. You're coming and
going. Any braces as a kid? I
have braces all high school.
Really? Yeah. Okay. Did you go
to your prom? I think I have
braces in my prom. I got them off for like my last shots. Who'd you take to the prom?
A date or did you go with people as friends?
I had a couple dates.
Okay, a couple dates?
Well, I went to a different prom with someone,
then I went to my prom.
How'd you get to the prom?
Limo?
A lot of times, everybody throws up 40 bucks
and you get in a limo.
Or did you prom?
I think so.
I think we had a limo.
Okay.
Well, it was a group thing. Yeah, you get in a limo or did you? I think so. Yeah, I think we had a limo. Okay. Hmm. Well, we did it was like a group thing
Yeah, you get like, you know six couples or whatever. Everybody throws up 40 bucks
Okay, what about the house now?
You got it. You got a house not an apartment, right?
Yeah, I have both you got both. Yeah how in LA I have a Boston condo Boston condo and then I have a house in LA
I just bought last year got a pool at the house. I assume we have a pool salt water freshwater water walk in like it like the
Beats it's it's more of like a mid-century cool pool. It's not like that hot tub hot tub king-size bed
King-size bed, how are you sleeping? Do you sleep on your side on your back?
I sleep like I'm in a fucking coffin you really on my back with my hands like this that's we're here he's ready he's on the line
dude he's ready he's waking up hand fighting no if I sleep on my fucking
side which is more comfortable with like something tucked my shoulders like I've
had shoulder surgery so bad shoulders so that. I sleep on my stomach.
My back hurts.
And sometimes I sleep on my stomach
and your legs not fully extended.
Like my knee will go numb.
So like I.
You need to.
I sleep on my back and that's how I've gotten used to.
Do you fall asleep with the TV on?
You watch TV in the bedroom?
Sometimes, if my daughters were watching a movie,
I'll fall asleep.
Okay, but you by yourself, is everything off
and you're just laying there like this?
Sleep mask, eye mask or anything?
I'll watch content of some sort before bed, in bed,
and then when I'm getting tired, I turn it off.
Okay.
Phone goes off.
I turn everything off.
AC pumping, you like your cold?
Pumping. Yeah, I like it like 65. What are you. I turn everything off. AC pumping? You like your cold?
Pumping.
Yeah.
I like it like 65.
What are you sleeping in?
Undies, sweatsuit?
Bare, knuckle, berry.
Nothing!
You're sleeping commando?
Straight.
Unless my daughter's in there.
I got boxers.
You know what I mean?
But if I'm by myself, I need to be feeling everything.
Okay.
Alright.
How many pillows are you using? I have six. On the bed? On the
bed. I use, I have like two that I, I go back and forth from on stiffness and
stuff. So like, I'll use one and sometimes, I'm telling you sometimes I'll put a
pillow if it's too hot or if I want a little cool or a little warmth, I'll just
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What, uh, how many beds is the house?
Uh, it's...
It's like four.
It could be five, six, maybe.
I have two, I have an office and then I have this weird other room.
It's a cool house.
How many fridges you got on the total property?
I only have one, but I've been looking for a deep freeze.
For what purpose? What's the main purpose?
Meat. Just, you get it in large quantities, freeze it up?
Yeah, I have a meat guy.
I got a meat guy. Signed a deal.
No, I didn't sign a deal.
He's like one of my best friends, but he owns an unbelievable meat company.
OK. And so he like I'll ask for a couple of steaks.
He'll send me fucking 20 Porter Porter houses, filet.
Like so I need I need some meat space.
And you cook them at the house on a grill on the grill grill what kind of girl I'm cooking I'm cooking you're
cooking I cook three days a week for my daughter okay but I cook a lot of the
same shit my mom made so so like my daughter is taco Tuesday we're doing
tacos you know I'll go ground beef I try to mix in the turk ground turkey
mm-hmm she also loves some kind of Italian nights,
some kind of pasta, so I'll do like a lasagna
or I'll do like a meat sauce.
I'll use the jarred sauce, but I always doll it up
with like a, I'll sweat down an onion with my meat.
You're not buying the off-brand stuff still.
Nah, I like Rayos.
Shout out to Rayos.
Rayos is fire.
That's the best charge sauce.
Where are you?
Are you shopping?
Are you doing the grocery shopping?
I have a guy that shops for me.
Nice.
And then I also, my kid likes to go to the, kids
love going to the grocery store.
So like after soccer practice or something, I'll go
and we'll go pick up some stuff.
So I leave them.
What store is that?
San Vicente.
San Vicente?
I never heard of that.
It's in Brentwood. Nice. It's Brentwood. Nice.
It's a nice. It's not a Ralph's. No, it's it's like a mom-and-pop cool grocery. It's it's pretty expensive. Yeah, honestly
Yeah, but uh, it's that or Bristol Farms. I'll go to Bristol Farms. I like some of their cuts sometimes
I like their like I'll get like sausages and shit. You keep it pretty tight as far as the diet goes.
I I have like a 80-20 rule. Okay. 80% of the time I'm great. 20% of the time like
I'll eat like I don't eat really during the day. I'll have a smoothie after a
workout, take my daughter to school, work out. By then I'm at home at like 1130.
I'll slam like a nutrient-packed packed smoothie Then at like night i'll cook or we'll order or you know usually once a day
Yeah, you should try it fatty. Yeah
I'll snack on fruit. I'll snack on nuts
Yeah, and you're still working out still working out. No kid. Look at him. He's jacking shit
He did yeah, I went to some private, and I don't know what it's called
I forgot it was called, but it's over in plan to finish village
No, it was fucking for not it was a really crazy now to somebody there's one of your good people figure that out
Or they yeah, then just go here. You're gonna. Go. Yeah, will you do any fast food? I love fast food you do
I love fast food. I don't like now. We're connected. No, I I'm a I'm gonna whopper
I look why actually what do you like?
My favorite in the world is in and out course in and out as a Californian. Sure. That's not really fast food
That's like fine. The thing is it's you go every time and the experiences never off
What it's supposed to be. Sure. It's fast.
There'll be a fucking line of cars, 40 cars deep.
You're out of there in 28 minutes, 30 minutes.
It's quick for the drive-through.
They get the people in and out.
You never have bad experience.
Produce always nice.
They pay their fucking people.
In and out is fucking good, man.
Yeah.
Now, I do love McDonald's.
OK.
That was very political
Now don't get me wrong
And I do love Burger King, I love the whopper. I love the whopper as a kid
I like the whopper more than I liked McDonald's burgers when I went to McDonald's as a kid
I go like just double cheer Cheeberg sure
With all of it, you know, I like mustard ketchup the regular
With all of it, you know, I like mustard ketchup, the regular onions and pickle.
But I love the Whopper.
I like that. My dad used to use a lot of mayo on everything. So that the Whopper was mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickle, no cheese, which was crazy.
They didn't start adding cheese until like late 90s.
As a kid, that was the gentleman's burger.
Yeah. Yeah. As far as I was an adult burger.
Are you a mayo guy now?
I like mayo.
I don't like the look of it, but I love mayo.
Hellmann's?
Hellmann's.
No Miracle Whip.
No Miracle Whip.
You like a deviled egg?
I love a deviled egg.
You don't like a breakfast, you only get nice breakfast,
Julian?
I do like a nice breakfast.
When do you have that?
I'll do like-
20%?
No, but I mean, if you think about it,
you eat three over medium eggs,
you have some hash browns and some sort of protein
Sausage bacon or whatever that's not that bad for you depending on when you eat it. I agree
Like I like good omelet I love diner food all right favorite omelet, what's your go-to omelet?
Go to omelet is a Western
General cheese right with cheese. Yeah, that's a Denver. Yeah, that's technically a Denver
Oh good before we get too far away from the house. This is a question that is usually just denotes trash
But for you, it's a little wrinkle. It's a little different. What's the trophy display situation in your crib? So
Cuz just for the record anybody that's not you that has trophies is trash.
Yeah, so we have a set.
So I have like this cool...
Oh, that set's in your house.
That's my house.
Gotcha.
Our set.
So that's like an entertainment like cool room where we have the pool table, we watch
movies there, and then I have all those shelving in the back.
And so like my, you know, like our people from games and names they took I don't like any of my shit really like the trophies and stuff
They put it all up and they for the the podcast so there's like a bunch of cool stuff
They're like memorabilia like cleats that I wore in short games, so I have that but if you go anywhere other in my house
I don't have I don't have any football stuff really. Any fireworks in the house right now?
Uh, at my lake house we have some fireworks.
You ever been bitten by a dog?
I have.
A boxer.
A boxer? What age?
How old are you?
11 or something.
Got ya?
Got me, my neighbor Maggie.
This dog named Maggie.
Fucking wild. It kinda traumatized me. Shit does. Got me my neighbor Maggie dog named Maggie
It kind of traumatized me shit does you know what I mean shit out of you man I don't laugh, but like everyone like are you not a dog? I have a dog which I have an Australian Labradoodle
They don't shed
That's good. What's the dog's name Rocky?
Right any what was the pets growing up any any any frogs, any lizards, anything like that?
Now we had a golden retriever.
Nice. Andy. Nice.
We had my sister had a rabbit for a while.
Like we we left it outside in the cage.
Yeah, we went in there.
Rose or something.
So it was done. Yeah.
You know, I felt bad. R.I.P.
Those those backyard rabbits, they would get like to the size of dogs.
That was that was a very big 90s.
I mean, we had it for a good year.
Mm hmm. You know what I mean?
And they were scared out there. It was stiff.
So yeah, I think we would. Yeah.
Well, you take leftovers from a restaurant.
Not from not from depends.
Depends where not like not like for Charles or whatever you said you would.
But I don't have anywhere to recook it. Gotcha.
You know, I mean, I'm a very practical. How am I gonna eat this up in a hotel room?
I'm not gonna eat a cold prime rib. Yeah, well you eat cold left over say so you get like a cheesesteak
Okay, or something like that. You're at the house
You get a cheesesteak the next morning if you don't finish the whole thing
Will you heat that up and have it or eat it cold? So from my equivalent would be a burrito. Okay. So in California,
I get a burrito, maybe two burritos just because I want to have a chicken and a beef and I don't
eat both of them. Gotcha. I'll put them in the fridge. I'll take three bites and depending on
how the the mixture of those juices went in the fridge after like 18 hours. Uh-huh. If I just want
it and I'm so hungry, I'll take that thing down.
Good.
But if I really want the experience,
I'll pull out the air fryer.
Yeah.
I'll hold you.
I'm a crazy reheat person when it comes to ordering food.
Because I don't have my daughter.
I order food.
OK.
You know what I mean?
Because I want it to be like how I was when I was a kid.
I always had my same shit.
That's very sweet.
Yeah.
And so when she's gone
I'm I'll order food and like if I get pizza you see that one dad that did the olive oil trick and the fucking water
And yeah, and like that's a big thing
I'll do all that shit and he tricks that you really found out that you like that you live by you know the air fryer
Fuck it pretty much. It's tough to beat. It's tough to be easy
But I like that pan trick that pan trick for pizza slice of pizza get a pizza you have it
You don't finish the whole thing are you leaving the box out on the counter? You're putting in the fridge and zip lock and I'm putting it
I don't like clutter. Okay, like the pizza box. I'll put it out and I'll keep the house pretty tight
You have somebody that comes and does it? I have somebody that does it, but if you want it kept tight, you got a lead and show the way you
want it done and then everyone falls in line. You got a Swiffer at the house? I do. What kind of
vacuum? You got a Dyson? What is it? A vacuum? A vacuum? A Dyson? It could be a Dyson or a Heav-
I don't use that. Okay. I'm big in the I, I'm, I'm, I'm big in the backyard, bro.
So like, I'm using the electric blower.
I'm, I'm doing the, like, when I open up the pool, I'll, I'll give it a little brush.
I don't do it, but like, I like it.
You're keeping the, I'm keeping shit clean.
I gotcha.
You know what I mean?
Respect that.
But I do have people that help me.
I gotcha.
Okay.
What'd you call the remote growing up? A remote. Remote.
Not a clicker kid.
Not a clicker kid.
Not a clicker kid.
How's the credit score?
Perfect.
Gotta ask.
What kind of car are you whipping around in now?
How many cars, I guess I should say.
I still have a car deal with Audi.
No, sure.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Yeah, so I have a RSQ8, which is a dope SUV,
but I'm getting rid of it.
Somebody we had, Audi drives them around,
like when they go somewhere
No, I don't have me this is still with the dealership prime dealerships out in in Boston
Okay, so they just ship it out to LA. Oh shit. Yeah, it's pretty sweet. So you got the Audi and I have I have a Tesla
Which is a great honestly, it's it's a great daily driver sure especially out there I can wham-bam
Thank you, ma'am. it adapts to my phone super easy
because I'm watching content, I'm listening to podcasts all the time where I want something
easy.
You get these exotic cars like the Audi, like the electric shit's always going out all the
fucking time.
I mean it's a bitching car to drive, but I'm trying to get rid of it because it's my dad
wagon, it's a SUV, but I took it to the snow and we got like stuck I'm sitting here like embarrassed in front of my kid the old
bourbon wouldn't have done this you know what I mean? The Colorado could have got through this!
So I'm sitting like so I'm getting out of the business of the Audi right now okay and then I
have a cool old 68 GT 500 very cool what uh what kind of air freshener has you
gotten any of them? I'm a candle guy. I like candles. Or in the cars? Yeah. No, no.
I'm an air freshener. Just raw dogs. But in a house you like the candles?
I like candles. In the shower, using a bar or using a...
Both. Okay. I like bar for my face.
Use a loofer? I like that. You know those like exfoliation towels?
Yes, we have one. Yeah, I like like those I like that I feel clean especially I have that layer off
Yeah, yeah, we I do a lot of like the cold plunger sauna shit
I built like a cool cold plunge outdoor sauna area mm-hmm so after that
I like to like get like a cool you scrubbed off. It's real fucking great any cologne
Yeah
What I'm using I use Tom Ford.
Use Tom Ford. Tom Ford.
Deodorant? Yeah.
What do you use him? Rite Guard spray.
Gentlemen. Yeah. A spray.
Holy shit.
Is that a deal? I just fucking love it.
OK. That's crazy.
I buy it. Surprised you didn't say Axe body spray or something.
I like it, dude.
What I like is, are you putting that on before you put your shirt on
or are you spraying after the shirt? Uh?
Like I literally just put I put on deodorant today. I didn't have my spray
I put it on when my shirt was on because I didn't have it okay
But usually I like to I'll give a spray right out of the shower gotcha
What's usually the the dressing routine you go undies socks pants? work? What goes first, pants or socks or socks then pants?
Say that again?
Do you put your socks on first or your pants on first?
Yeah, I like to go socks on so they're done right first.
So socks, underwear first.
Socks, underwear, and then...
What kind of undies?
Are you doing like boxer briefs I assume?
I do both.
So depending on on the climate.
Out here, I'm in a boxer right now,
because I'll blow through some kweef.
Or some kweef.
Blow through a kweef.
I'll blow through some briefs.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
OK.
Can you whistle with your fingers?
No, but I could do a whish.
That's pretty good.
Pretty loud. Are you double-jointed your fingers? No, but I could do... Whistle That's pretty good.
Pretty loud.
I double join it at all.
No.
Hmm.
What's your favorite TV show right now?
It could be old, but what are you watching on TV?
Right now I'm watching that Pursue Miniscence on Apple.
I like the Apple content.
I watched that Tires a couple times.
Yeah, shout out to Gillie.
Uh...
I watch a lot of comedy. I watch like it's great background for me. I want to fall asleep
Just run because I don't want to always like when I'm when you watch it these Apple shows or like these Netflix shows
I'm so fucking spent that day
You got to like really be invested because I'm not smart enough to just hear something and click it like I got to like take
notes read the Literally thought that was the same guy
I thought they were on the same team. Yeah, I just watched Ben Franklin
And I went I went on a whole like old people thing which the shangri-la's fucking action
Yeah, history, I guess sure sure and then I watched the John Adams, but yeah, it's tough
Okay, have you ever saved a Crown Royal bag?
Uh, I think I have one somewhere in the house. Okay, and what are you? Are you drinking? I drink. You have a cocktail?
What's the go-to cocktail? I like tequila. Okay. You got a bar set up at the house?
You got a nice little bar set up. Have a cocktail at the house? Yeah, I will on certain occasions. Okay
You flying up front I assume? Yeah. Got to. Take your shoes off on the house? Yeah, I will on certain occasions. Okay. You flying up front, I assume?
Yeah.
Got to.
Take your shoes off on the plane?
Depends on how long the flight is.
Just your nose, you keep the socks on?
Yeah, socks always.
You flying in shorts ever?
I don't like putting my skin on shit.
Okay.
Like my leg skin, even though your arms are on there.
Yeah.
When you bring food on.
I saw you looking.
I had to check.
You see the linen.
But like, you guys keep this clean. Got a nice set of games on them.
Those are award winning legs right there.
We got a hot piece in here.
I'm going to do a little peeking.
Ain't done.
Will you keep, or will you bring food on the plane?
Depends.
So I fly a lot of the cross country jet blues flight.
So I know that menu so much.
So what I'll do sometimes is if I know I'm getting the,
what is it, the frittata and the fucking chicken sausage.
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they have like a pancake or something like that.
Before I go onto the flight,
I'll go to one of the kiosks that have like the shitty syrup
and ketchup, because they don't ever have those things
on the plane because they think their menus too fucking fancy.
Mm-hmm.
So I'll go to the kiosks and I'll buy like a water and I'll grab a handful of hot sauce.
I'll grab some of the syrup.
Never heard that.
Really?
And then I'll grab some a couple ketchup so when I get up on my flight, I have what I need.
I don't know if that's classy or trashy but that's a dirt bag move and I like it.
Yeah, it's fucking great.
But I do bring food on sometimes like if I'm in a certain airport like Austin and Houston
They have some good ass fucking places. So like I'll grab a burrito
Okay, if I know the burrito burritos on the fence. Yeah, tuna would be like no
They can't take it something. Yeah, no like I love tuna fish, but on the plane
I'm not thinking up the fuck and you don't like the the natural maple syrup. You don't like the real stuff No, like I love tuna fish, but on the plane. I'm not thinking up the fuck and you don't like the the natural maple syrup
You don't like the real stuff. No, I like like
Logging what a log cabin
I don't know if it's it's not Angie Mima. No, I forgot. I don't know what it is
What was it like flying with the team?
Are they serving food on those flights because you always see in movies people were playing poker and shit like that
Yeah, any reality there there is reality to that after a
Game guys playing cards or doing something like that
We used to have this game so everyone had their per diem and which is like 60 bucks 40 bucks. That's crazy
They're still giving you guys 40 bucks well
Technically they were supposed to give us like a hundred a meal
But because our team always had all the meals at the hotel they didn't have to pay that so that extra meal or whatever yeah you got me
cash yeah so what like in an envelope so you know it's insane someone's
handed Tom Brady 40 bucks yeah like that high school volleyball team that's crazy
so but what we would do it got up to like 60 bucks whoa
hey take it easy moneybags a lot of ketchup packets.
So when you're entering the plane, we'd go to the tar mat,
and there'd be tables laid out.
And they'd have grilled chicken sandwiches, burgers, PB&Js,
everything.
And everyone would just take all the snacks, whatever
you want to make you comfortable to meet you
in the best mindset so you can go perform the next day. So like they had comfort and everything. Got it.
Everything. So you take that and there'd be a guy, this guy, Bearish, who he'd be
sitting there seeing who's in line. Break you off. And then as soon as we
would get on, which I didn't do it, but a lot of the guys, they would put,
everyone would take all their money and you
put your initial on it. You initial it and you give it to one of the flight attendants
and she'd pull out the initial or the marking and the person got to keep the whole bag.
Oh yeah. That's fine. Like a little raffle. So someone get like 800 or a thousand bucks.
That's fun. That is good. What did you like to drink during the game? What was your flavor
of whatever you were drinking or was it just water a lot of it was water
They had this cramp juice stuff. They called it
So it was basically like an enhanced Gatorade where they put in a lot more salt
Uh-huh, so your your muscles retain the the water so I would in like an alka seltzer or something
So like I would chug that if I was feeling like drained
But a lot of it water or I like red Gatorade your red Gatorade. I like the originals
I like the lemon lime or orange
Okay, those are the orange. Those are the first three
I remember as a little kid going to pop Warner if you had a fucking Gatorade you were fucking cool
Yeah, all right
My dad said we had the lake house
Huh you know how to use chopsticks yeah, okay Japanese
We had a lot of dumplings in Bay Area yes, will you dance at a wedding?
Yeah, I'll dance at a wedding you'll tear it up a little bit
Yeah, I mean depends on who's wedding sure'll tear it up a little bit? Yeah, I mean, depends on who's wedding.
Sure.
You know what I mean?
If it's a close friend's wedding and you're with your homies.
Let loose out there.
You let loose.
And, you know.
If it is a close friend or maybe a family member, younger generation or whatever, and
you go, what's typically ballpark going to be in the envelope?
What do you drop?
I don't do...
So I'm actually really new to the wedding game. Okay.
I always had the best excuse to not go to weddings.
Of course.
We got training camp, bro.
Uh-huh.
I'm Julian fucking Edelman.
I'm not coming to your wedding.
No.
That's what I've tried to say.
I've got 60 bucks on me.
I sprained my wrist carrying all these rings around
So I I'm actually new to the wedding game and then you know, so I
Like I went to my sister's I've been to like family members, which don't they have like one of those I have my one of my people they'll go to the list of what they want. Take care of it. That's what you do
Okay, yeah, I'll let them do sister. You did that too. Yeah, sister
I I paid for I think I paid for some of the wedding. Yeah, that make that yeah, I mean that makes sense
That's what I'm looking for. Okay. All right, very nice
Huh, how many what the wardrobe how many suits do you own and you have a lot of suits?
I have a lot of suits. I have I have like probably three or four tucks. I have Wow
I a lot of suits 12. I probably like 20.
Wow.
Were you big on the I worked with Zenia though for a long time.
So I would and I was I was big in that world for sure.
You know, a while.
So anytime you go to an event or something, they're giving you a suit that they want you
to look in.
And then I had, you know, when we're going to the Super Bowl, they would dress your looks.
So like I have a lot of like carryover suits.
What about regular Sunday games?
Are you big on, you know, everybody likes to dress up for that
and they get started coming in.
I started that. Really? Yeah. No.
I don't even know who Zenia is.
So you lost me there.
You had me.
Ah, I used to like theme up my stuff. OK.
So like if we were you know on an away game
You had to wear a suit off the plane getting off the plane. You had to wear a suit
Yeah, we Bella chick would always say we look like a fucking YMCA team
You guys got to start wearing suits around here
Don't get your envelope again
But if it was over like a four hour flight we
could go team-issued sweat suit. Gotcha. Like it? Sometimes but you got to a point where you
always wear your suit because good luck you want to look good. Sure. Feel good. And so I would
always like theme up my game day attire with where we were going. So if I was like, if we were playing New York,
I'd wear like an old like 19, 29 gangster three piece suit,
you know, or you go to Chicago,
you wear like a Al Capone something,
or you go to Miami, you're wearing some Miami-ish kind of.
And you just tell your people,
hey, this is what I wanna do this summer.
So what I used to do is I would do all my dressing
for the season before the season. So I would.
Yeah. So I would look at the schedule and you meet with someone.
You laid out everything that you want to wear.
And then this week you have that. So it's easy.
So I don't have to think about that. It's just there. You just.
Yeah, I already put my mind into it.
So the week of the game, I don't have to worry about what I'm fucking wearing sure already have the look prepared
He shows cutting the hair these days for you. I got a I got a few guys
I got a couple guys out here that are really good barbers or hair haircut guys at Tufts over in
Soho, that's pretty dope. They come to you you go to them. I so in New York, I'll go to them
Okay, I like to get that the vibe I love
the neighborhood. Yeah like they're click. And at the house? In LA I got a guy that
comes to me. What do you grease in him? What's he cost? Couple
hunch? Yeah you know I'll take care of him depending on what time I call him how
late it was. 2.50 3 or something. What's the shortest notice you would give them?
Hey, can you be here in a couple hours? Yeah, like morning of no kidding. Yeah fresh cut for today
Well not it's never for I literally will grow my hair out. It's like a shoe
It's for like I gotta go do the Colin Coward show or I gotta go gotcha this or any kind of TV thing
Do you shave normally? I don't
What's the longest you let it go not like in the season and all that kind of stuff?
I I'll let it go for a while like I just trimmed down. I had a I had a shoot with Reebok yesterday
So I had a little beard so this is probably I go like a 2 to a 1 okay
When you were saying the the sweatsuits on the flight. What was the access to that stuff?
Could you get whatever you want wanted when you needed it?
Yeah.
Like how many?
Depending on who you were on the team.
Giving them cash.
Yeah, you can get sweatpants.
No, but you'd be surprised.
Really?
There's a lot of payroll deducted, like jersey swaps.
If you were to give a jersey to another guy on a team, you get paid, you get payroll deducted
five hundred bucks.
Oh, I would walk into the front office and start screaming.
You only get one jersey.
Theoretically. Theoretically, throughout the year. I would walk into the front office and start screaming you only get one Jersey
Theoretically theoretically that throughout the year so if you were to swap it and it's a lot of it's because of the
Catering that they do for or like the cutting and the shore short tailoring. What about cleats?
Can you get a fresh pair of cleats every game? I wore a new pair of cleat every game you did. Yeah, you say hey
That's your personal that's through your deal
You're with but I went through them because I was a Puma guy
when I was playing, but I still,
they didn't have a Nike contract to be on the field.
So I was an athleisure Puma guy that wore Nikes.
So I started painting my cleats.
You know, everyone paints them now,
but I would paint and do designs on them
because I couldn't show any Nike emblems.
So like, I started doing that.
And then, you know,
Sweatsuits and hats and stuff like that though
Whatever depending on your rank because it always if you're a rookie like just got drafted probably not gonna be on the team
There's not any answer 40 hoodies
You can't ask like there's levels to that but it seems like every game
Throughout the year like all like you guys will be wearing on the sidelines the new stuff
They're about to sell on exactly store
So well, there's different there's different themes throughout the season
So like the what is it like the October which one's breast month?
October October October and then November's military. So there'd be military shit
You know and then I was very superstitious
I wore the same stuff and I'd give like a
They the cool thing is you'd have like a towel with like a pink towel or something like I would or like a camo fucking that would be
The that would be my flair. I like I wanted all my shit. I like the superstition
That's all right. Did you have any?
As far as away games go did you have any favorite cities to play in that maybe had like sick amenities in their stadium or anything?
Like the best locker rooms were Denver. I mean you could do like a pregame warm-up in
Their locker room. You didn't even have to go to the field. It was so spacious so big
Buffalo is a shitty locker room, but awesome environment
Like it was like some high school shit everyone's on top of each other you got dick in your eye
Like it was like some high school shit everyone's on top of each other you got dick in your eye
I mean, it's crazy. Yeah, we're grown-ass men here. Yeah
Did you like professional? Did you like playing at the link? I I did the Lincoln hat so I loved it because it had a very special me
That's how I made that's how I made the team. That's how I made the team. That's how I made the team was, you know, that specific game.
It was Brady's first.
In 2009, Brady didn't play in 2008, so there was a lot of tension going into that season,
you know, or not tension, but there's a lot of nerves because he hasn't played in a real
game.
And that was like our first test, that specific first preseason game, which, you know, I know
preseason doesn't mean anything, but for a rookie that's about to catch.
Trying to make the team, yeah.
Trying to make the team.
And Wes didn't play, so I had my opportunity.
I stepped in with the ones,
and so I caught his first ball out of his knee,
and this was huge things, like,
how's Brady gonna be?
Everyone's in the locker room, he's coming off ACL.
And then I housed out.
So I love Lincoln Financial,
but one of my favorite spots that I loved,
I loved playing in New York, or Jersey.
I loved playing in New York.
You know, you get the Jets fans.
I always loved driving.
We'd stay at like the airport, like Marriott or something.
You drive over, you look to the right,
you see downtown, or you see, you know, New York City,
then you roll up into the Meadowlands lands You see a fucking toothless Jets fan
I think that's all of them. Yeah, you know, but and then could have said just just said a Jets fan
Yeah, there's always one or two toothless that you saw
But a gentleman you see down there and fill it up. Yeah
Yeah, but it was a Mecca, you know in the, New York thing was always huge. Yeah sure you know damn
I mean yeah, I
Say he's all class. He's trashy you shit. What are you talking about?
He's a goddamn dirtbag
Told you I teetered out line. It can walk. I mean yeah
A little bit of cash, but he's a fucking creates the pool
He's ziplocking the pizza
Yeah, uses right guard
Use an aerosol spray
You always know your dad yeah
Know your dad said what did they use that blue? Oh?
aquavelva Yeah, dad. You know your dad said what did they use that blue? Oh? Aqua Velva Velva or broo broo broo. I love to smell a brute
Yeah, let's go
Put that on hair on your chest. Yeah hundred percent trash, but we love you, baby Edelman. Yeah, man
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I appreciate you guys. We love you. Thank you brother kippy. What do you got for guys live show dates are all at?
Are you garbage calm we have red bank count Basie theater?
I'm gonna send me tickets are going for that in the route 66 store start in Chicago and in LA get those fucking tickets
We'll see you out there buddy. Thank you again problem gang. We love you. We'll see you next week peace