Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Raised by Wolves w/ Kippy & Foley!

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are you garbage? Oh, yeah, it's that little show We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy Yeah, just a big old piece of trash trash trash

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twenty-twenty-five, Kevin James Ryan. Wow, they're already giving that award out to you. Got it out quick. Good for you. You're killing it buddy. I had a good day. Shout out to you. First quarter's looking alright. What's up everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. And obviously, the greatest website of all time. Starting off the year with a bang, go over to www.patreon.com

slash rugarbage. You get all that bonus content, gang. Plus, you get to ask your garbage question on the air. I wanted to ask you this, kicking off the year. Oh, God. Um, I might be switching over. Okay. What? This could be anything.

It could be, like, underwear. It could be, like, some sort of guy. I'm going all Mortadella this year. Yeah, some sort of cheese product. Which is really just fancy bologna. Sure. Can I tell you that? Have you ever had Mortadella?

No. You haven't? I mean, I have. I don't like it. How do you not like that? I don't know what to tell you that have you ever had more to Della? No you have I mean I have I don't like How do you not like that? I don't know what to tell you Lucas scares me. Yeah Looks like looks like something from an Italian chicken high school. Never look back. Can't go near an eggplant farm Is it trash I think I know what your stance is on this There's really two kinds of guys out there in the world, and I think I'll be coming dude your fingernails are so dirty It's crazy. I just clocked that that's bad. What were you doing cleaning up the chimney for Santa Claus? That's crazy

What were you doing? You're just rolling like that. I get a little dirt under my nails. That's right Goddamn working man. Oh man. I don't know how they got like that That's a lot of soot or poop one or the other scratching coal man All right, God bless your wife. I know I know how you Are you climbing a volcano in Hawaii? That's crazy.

I know how you probably feel about this. How do you Vesuvius? Who's the Vesuvius? I was thinking Vesuvio. I know you are, because you're addicted to Sopranos. Next. I'm old school, Kippy. I'm old school. I'm a dirtbag, Kippy. Listen, I assume you were a brush family growing up. I'm old school kippy. I'm old school. I'm a dirtbag kippy listen

I Assume you were a brush family growing up. What's that mean a hairbrush? hairbrush you didn't like all sit down like Like Marcia Brady and do a hundred strokes, but I mean yeah, there was hair brushes in the house Are you hair hair brush or comb? Our kids comb the trashier of the two utensils? I think a comb is classier. Really? Yeah, because a comb is like typically carried with you.

It's like, you know, you gotta... That's not classy. No, yeah. That's, yes. No, that's a grooming tool. The bird has a really nice comb and I've been using it. But not to clean your fingernails. My pubes are straight as an arrow. We were brush. I would use my I bet like I just had my older sister.

So it was like I used her bra. We had it. We the me her and Danny had a bathroom. So her right. I just use she's the only and Danny had a bathroom so her right I just use She's the only one that had a brush. Yeah, I like wasn't buying a brush. Like there was brushes in the house I like a comb these days But I think it's trashy Sure you get what I'm saying the only other person I know that uses a comb is cousin Ian for his mustache

Sure, who knows what else? Oh god that kid The only other person I know that uses a comb is cousin Ian for his mustache. Sure. Who knows what else? Oh god, that kid. Comb out his butthole. My dad had that one that was like fake wood. It was like a comb? No, a brush. Oh, those are great.

Yeah. Fake? Oh, I know what you're talking about. And he would blow dry his hair every morning. Get it going. Get it going back. Get the wings going. Your dad was blow drying his hair every morning get it going get it going back get the wings going Every day what is he from the birdcage? What yeah, I've never heard of that mm-hmm a dad blow-drying their hair. Yeah, holy

Shit he had his dungarees on he had a blue Russell sweatshirt crewneck never a hoodie couldn't catch the old man in a hoodie. That was for hippies and skaters. Draft Dodgers. Yeah, he is a Russell crew neck, which I loved copping. No, I was about an eight year old that I fit into his, and I was crushing them thing. He gets so pissed at me.

Man, I used to love my dad's sweatshirts and sweatpants. They were so perfectly worn in But yeah, no he would uh He would blow dry his any product. Nah, just natural hair straight back He must have been giving off sparks fucking shocking people. That was probably so staticky the winner Uh-huh, and I never liked it. He took me to a different car with that He took me to a different barber than than he went to I didn't like that he went to Charlie's and I went to it the

What is deflected what is a brother that don't talk the family broke up Deflected estranged defected defected. Yeah, he defected the one brother went off on his own Started his own shop and I would go there see Jim or mark mark owns it now I mean I got to go to spread the cash around a little bit because they did a beef They didn't would you would you go? He still want the Charlie's down here on bustle Would you go there with your dad to when he would get a haircut? I go to Charlie's and sit in the chair sit there he get trimmed up

But then wouldn't let you get a haircut there. I go to Jim. Hey, we weren't on the same schedule man. This guy didn't like you Then he does not now I know that for a fact that haven't talked to him in a decade anyway I'm a co-man now. I think okay. I like it feels good all right. Yeah, do it when I get out of the shower brush my mane uh Yeah, okay, but the question is what is trash here? I don't think Lucas I think it depends on the guy yeah depends on the guy depends on how old the utensil the instrument is I mean It's are you a private eye or what yeah? I don't know okay. I remember I had a brush for a long time

I remember I had a brush for a long time It was rare it had a lot of product on it and like it like fucking they had ever wet it and smash it down And clean it no and I remember so sad first time Nadine came over was like what? Fuck I didn't know you had a horse. Yeah, dude. It looked bad. I had like globs of whites It was bad. It was bad. It's just one of the things I don't look at. Looks like you've been brushing a boar. What? Who brushes a boar? I don't know. If you have one. You gotta keep it clean. Keep that coat jiving. Get some egg yolk on there. Anyway, that's neither here nor there, gang. This is what we call a family episode.

Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, and when you sign up for the old Patreon, you get your question right on the air by Kevin Ryan himself. I don't like when you do that. And you know I don't. New Year's say me, dog. You know I don't like it and you still do it, and you give me that little twinkle in the eye before you do it, because you're a real sandbagger. I'm passing you the ball. Thanks. But you take ball. Thanks. But you take over. Thanks. Alright, let's see. This one's

from Trashin's 81. Great name by the way. Great name. Not sure if that's the year of their birth or the year they realized they were trash. Garbage. But either way, I would say I'm trash. 85. You were born 76. 76. I had like How old were you when you were trash. Just to trash when I drank. But the family was significantly trashier then than they are now. They got

less trashy. Not that they're by no means the Kennedys. Now, I would say we started out here. 80s went here and then slowly kinda came out and they hit their peak right after 9-11. My my parents. They were making a little thing. They were able to get on the job. They get a little kick back. They were uh they're making a little cash. We were I think out of college or whatever. So, they on the job. They get a little kickback. They were making a little cash. We were, I think, out of college or whatever. So they were doing all right.

They got the bathroom redone. Once they got the bathroom redone, it all started falling apart. Yeah. To be honest with you. We were pretty good for like three years, maybe, till I was like three. Then I had the divorce and went bad.

Just separating the mess. It's getting real hairy. Yeah. Then it was pretty not fantastic. It was like single mom driving a bravado, working the graveyard. She know at that point she had the Taurus. I mean, at that point, that was the young days where the Taurus and she traded in for a used Sebring convertible. Had that for about a decade.

Then the bravado. Yeah. And it was a lot of smell Smelly fat kid in the house. Lachki kid. Then I think they pulled out of it probably high school, like late high school into college-y. Okay. But, yeah. Usually after when the kids are in college or out of college, if the parents had the kids young, they kind of hit like a little bit of a glow up for a minute. Well, yeah.

I mean, I also think too, like, yeah, my sister's out. She's no longer financially responsible. My brother's out. I'm still in both. But at that, I'm prime dirt bag at that. I'm prime scumbag. I mean, I got the Chevy Loom going. I'm bumping 50 cents.

Sure. Heavy, smoking Marlboro Myles, going after it. Going for gold. Smoking Camel Wives. Cargo sweatpants all day long. Rocking them. Bad hoodies. Smelly butthole.

Oh, man. But no, I turned when I think I was around nine when I drank a whole bottle of cough medicine. Robo Trippin? Yeah. Uh-huh. That was that. That was the turn for me. when I think I was around nine when I drank a whole bottle of cough medicine. Robo tripping. Yeah. Uh huh. That was that that was the turn for me. And Patty had I told you Patty had to hold me down on the on the floor. She like pinned me down like a wrestler, put her knees on my arms and dumped it back down my throat.

And when they asked me why I did it, I said the devil made me do it. Jesus. They'll go down to Georgia. I told you. I said it in front of her like three of my aunts and they all blessed themselves at the same time. She like brought them over. Your head starts spinning around. I'll fuck you.

I mean, I don't remember this story, but if you have told me that story, I for sure made that same joke. Yeah. Yeah. She brought all my aunts over because my cousins were still living next door and they were different parts of the family. They were aunts on my mom's side and aunts on my dad's side. That's bad. Yeah, they brought them all over. Because they don't like each other. Because she was worried. She was like, why did you do that? I think the devil made me do it. She was like, yikes. And they yanked me over to Holy Savior for a couple hours. I don't remember what happened after that My underwear was on backwards when I came to and I had more cough medicine some Are you guys have a good day?

Priest was like jackpot. Yeah, I remember one summer of his dreams one summer We stayed at like this flop house in Wildwood and man me and my boy Pat hung out under the under the boardwalk for most of the summer just like finding sig butts Looking for change and it ain't like in the Sam Cooke songs under there It ain't fucking eat down there with your lady on a blanket. No, I remember one time We found we found this room that had been flooded that hold that held old prizes like that big watch. You remember like the big watch you would hang on the walls, like a six foot watch.

A real like a clock. But it had the overall flood damage. But we were like, this is it. It was like mildewy mold, dirty mud sand. And we took it back to the plane and flood damage. See the water line here. This is good stuff, dude. And we got what we could and took it back to my fucking the house.

My mom and my aunt had rented. And there's like, you know, 10 kids in a two bedroom. And we were like, look at this stuff. And they were like, get that. Oh, fuck. They're going to lose the goddamn security deposit on all black. Well, it's all got fleas and stuff. I'm just crawling everywhere Yes

That was one of the times that it hit me where I'm like, oh, that's not like Luke wasn't doing that. You know what I mean? We were just hanging out dude looking for seat butts and Fucking trying to get money to buy like a CD or something Yeah, Luke was like a young investors meeting. Future business leaders of America? I know one kid that was in that and I was like, wow, I remember as a junior high, I'm like, you're a fucking future,

you're calling yourself a future business leader of America, that's crazy. That guy, heroin overdose in a motel. A few years later, so you know, business is all relative. It was a Rich Carlton hotel though. Who knew I was gonna be a future business leader of America? I'm looking for moldy moldy toys I trash ins 81 $10 board member use ever buy a pack of heaters barefoot That's a good summer right there dog That's you got about two there, dog. That's

you got about two or three beers in you. I love that. Can't find your shoes. A little bit of sunburn. Probably this bathing suit's probably a little damp. That's all right. Unless you're doing this in like February, which is a tough one. Can't find

my shoes. Yeah, that's man. Those summers were great. Just not wearing shoes at all. I'm pro barefoot. Even when I was just on vacation, you'd go into that pool bathroom. I'd go in barefoot. I don't give a fuck. Standing in pee, I'd just like, I'm dipping in a pool or whatever.

Yeah, no, 100%. I'm not finding my shoes. Love walking around barefoot. I love being, I remember for a while, there was like two or three summers where I hit my peak of strength and how much heat I could take on my feet to the point that like other people whose feet weren't as uh.

Hold on, hold on, this is from Delonious Funk. Is it garbage to brag to people about your high pain tolerance? I do that all the time. Oh my god dude. That means you got nothing else going on. That means you got jack shit you're proud of and you're going man my feet. Woo I tell you unlike anybody else's feet. I had a summer where I was the king. People were like I mean god I can't believe you can stand that. I don't even feel it. Uh-huh. I'm paying for it now weird shit Little warts and shit, it's weird, but no I say that all the time about I could take a needle and not even not even stress It yeah, I mean needles, but I would never not like a million people get needles an hour A lot of people pass out. They don't like it. Yeah, but that's more. That's not

A lot of people pass out. They don't like it. Yeah, but that's more mental. That's not pain. You're still doing it. You're shut up. No one cares. This is so... Dude, you're still going, I don't even blink. I don't even know that they did it. Yeah, man. It's like... Go get a safety pin. Don't. Were you Steve-o?

Stick it in my eye. Ah! You just start screaming. See? Barely moved. Stick it in my eye Is it in I didn't even know that's funny Home runs man talk about getting you just got sniped and yes, that is I was a first time that's ever happened I'm like it's happening. It's happening. It's happening um buying SIGS barefoot buying SIGs barefoot. Buying SIGs barefoot is that's. You don't gotta care in the world but that's falling down around you. Yeah. You're pop that car

is still running. Oh yeah. Driving barefoot too. That's a thing I had to learn because I don't use my foot. I usually use my big toe. Cuz you can't cuz the toes aren't united. You know what I mean? Sure. So in a shoe they are. But. Which I was always told that's illegal.

But I used to love doing it. I don't think it's illegal. Especially if you're... Goddamn America, let me do whatever the hell I want. My car. If you get out of, like, if you were somewhere where you feel like a wedding or a funeral and you had to wear dress shoes and your feet are... dogs are really barking. That ride home in the fucking car with your shoes off.

Ahhhh... Letting them breathe. I never want... With the thin dress socks. Yeah off. Ah, letting them breathe. I never want- With the thin dress socks. Yeah. Feel the breeze on them. Kep, what's the time about DraftKings, baby?

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Use code garbage at shopmando.com. Do it. Now back to the show. Back to the show. I remember when I was valeting cars in college. Barefoot? No. Hippie.

But a little person came. And I didn't know how that was going to work. And they got hand paddles for the gas and the brake, which, I mean, that's the only thing I needed to see to go cruising in that thing Whoa, you just like It's all in your hands. How do you use the wheel? I mean, I forget exactly see if you can pull up a picture. Maybe it had to be on they're like I don't know. I don't know. That's pretty sweet. I think sometimes they have like longer

Pedal extensions, maybe okay. This guy had paddles. That's tight. It was alright. Like a video game. I felt like I was flying the Millennium Falcon. Meanwhile, I was like a 92 Corolla. Stole a change out of that thing for sure. Go get myself a hot dog at the cafeteria. That's what we would do.

Oh, yeah. We got caught a couple times. There's more change in here. I don't know, man. Taxing that ass. Counting their change. People,. I mean sometimes a little heavy It seems like a radio mostly pedal extenders not the hand. Yeah, not the paddles I was ahead of the curve. Yeah, really behind sure you don't know

Also to the bragging about pain tolerance is such a Man that is such like that Man, that is such like a... That's in the realm of like... How much you can lift. How much you can lift or like, you know, that's like your dog's part wolf. That's all in that kind of like thing that you can't really prove. You know what I mean? It's funny you mention that.

Or like, my uncle had to put his arms, you know, register his arms as lethal weapons or whatever. It's all that kind of shit, you know? It's all like this braggadocious thing about nothing. I kind of want a wolf. I would love to get a baby wolf and raise it. Where? In your apartment in Queens? They seem pretty cool. If you raise them from, as a baby, I don't think they bite you. You ever see how big those fuckers get? Yeah, compared to like a regular dog. Crazy!

Uh-huh. Some guy in Russia has one. They drank those things up. Yeah, they're all doped up. That's the same with them bears. Some bears are on fucking fentanyl. I would love to have a bear cub for like a couple of weeks just to give it snuggles. Okay.

But I heard they smell. Yeah, what are you talking about? There's like bacteria in their mouth and shit Komodo dragons wolves wolves are difficult to house train. Yeah Dogs are difficult to house train Keep eating the baby You're nuts I'd love to have a wolf to be that guy as a wolf get a fucking samurai sword

They don't go hand-in-hand ninjas don't have wolves sure they do the winner up north Jab, Japan yeah wolves okay. Yeah, and monkeys throw me. Yeah, I Mean you're an idiot you are a proper idiot back me up on this snake eyes had a wolf He was a ninja a key does kind of look like wolves. Who's a key that that's the Japanese dog Oh, that's the same dog that OJ had or Kato Kaelin had you're the key to yeah Cuz my neighbor had one and drove a white Bronco at the time we were like suspect you gotta get you gotta do some go Get that thing dipped or something shave that dog banging some hot blonde. Yeah

Didn't who had an Akita Kato? Yeah, yeah, no kidding Kato Kaelin Kato Kaelin, okay All right, let's see this one's from Ja fool is it garbage if your apartment complex has a soda machine that's That's like Eve. That's like dorm or like a jail That's crats like that's like either that's like dorm or like jail. That's like a halfway house. I don't like it when hotels have them. I don't mind it. Although it's refreshing

because they keep them freezing too. I don't mind it. But that's, I mean, your apartment building? That's insane. That's like a Holiday Inn Express. I can see that. That's in the stairwell outside to get to the different parts of the apartment complex. That's got a flickering light above it.

Yeah. Yeah. And that thing, not everything's in stock. There's a couple of huge spider webs and a couple of big, big roaches just sitting on the wall. Dude, that's tough. Man. I mean, I don't like those apartment buildings like that and then you're on the rug. I don't like those apartment buildings

like that where they open up to the outside. I think it's like the two stairs. I always see them on ring cams when they're doing like it's always ring. It's it's like a lot. We stayed in one in Lake St. Louis or something. We did or

Indianapolis and it's got the indoor outdoor stairwell. They're like duplexes. Yeah. You go. There's like two on the first floor. Then you go. Oh, I remember that. That's where I came up. No, it wasn't a hotel was a apartment complex. It was an Airbnb. Yeah, it was. That's

where I came up with the Bureau of crazy for your parents. That's right. Yeah. Wasn't there like a chief's banner or something or a cult or wherever we were staying? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But those that's where like dude all those kind of

apartments are on first 48. They're on forensic files. It's like all that kind of shit. Those are bad news or they're always on videos of bad Uber eats guys or bad door desk I will like they're like still like drinking your milkshake or they throw it down because they think you didn't get a tip And the door opens now here's cat. Oh, I'm sorry sorry I thought you're that's always the home invasion ones, too Yeah, they're like to like kick layers like three guys and hoodies kicking the door in and every once in a while There's a guy inside

Yeah, fucking open up on you Let that thing breathe a little bit dog Yeah, that's I would I would highly benefit from it being there but I think it's an indication that it's not a great apartment complex. Sure. There's

definitely Mountain Dew and Minute Maid Orange in there. Mm hmm. In a can. Yeah. Oh, all cans. No bottles. I don't get that technology. Or sometimes you get a bottle. What? Where the bottle goes then it comes out. The first

time those dropped, that was like I did it just. Then it comes out. The first time those dropped, that was like, I did it just to watch it happen. Just a whoa. Get a load of this, guys. I'm going to spend 150. We're going to be okay, fellas. We're going to be okay. Uh huh. That and

what else seems classy to me in the in the world of vending machines. Claw machine. Is uh the one that's like you see it like an airport or something if it's all like the same kind of water like if it's all like Aquafina, I think does it to

me. That's like that's like a Cribs thing where you open it. It's like it's all glowing and you're like, I don't even it doesn't matter what button I hit. Give me E4. Give me B9. Don't matter. I'm getting the same thing which I'm on record.

I love Aquafina. I love it. Screaming cold. Aquafina. Great. We'll do that on the road and we're on the road and we go in and someone's like, oh, I'm going to grab waters for the team. Somebody comes out with a thing of like five aquafinas. It tastes industrial and I kind of respect that. I know it's like filtered, clean, chlorinated, fluoride water, which I appreciate for me and my family. Give me a couple of chemis in there. Yeah, what are we doing? Hit me up. I've got a little perk still left in there. Give me a couple of chemis. Yeah, we do. Hit me up. I feel a little perc still left. They keep me strong.

I'm sorry, but did you so Cato was also the name of the dog and it was Nicole Brown Simpson's dog was named after and also and there's also Cato Kaelin. But Nicole Brown Simpson's Akita was also named Cato. She was fucking him,. Double-dipping. He's lucky he didn't get caught. He kept his mouth shut about that on his stand, didn't he?

I don't know, dude. I'd have been bragging to everybody. Jesus Christ. Alright, this is from Keith. Very long time listener, very first time submitting a question. Is it garbage that my buddy's shoulder surgery has been postponed twice because his nicotine levels are too high for anesthesia? Hashtag get well soon, George. Thank you, Keith. Ah, dude, that's. You ever have a surgery pushback? No, all my surgeries were younger. I wasn't. I mean, I was smoking at the time, but not to the point where like

my nicotine levels would be too high. Do I ever eat before a blood test and they get the results back and it's fucking haywire my last one Yeah, my cholesterol was high I was like, yeah, I had a fucking BC Jersey Mike's right in the lobby Two o'clock and fucking Jimmy John's I've had a surgery push to Once I was fucking I told I was I was on the table And they were like now we can't do it because of the Ozempic Oh right taking it and then once because I was sure you can't smoke in here

It's could be it they should let you rip a heater before you go under what if that's it And you're standing at the gates of lighter before you go under. What if that's it? And you're standing at the gates of hell with nothing. Having a Nick fit. I remember that's what my brother used to say to me. I think when we were like, I was, this is before I was smoking.

He's like, I'm having a Nick. Oh yeah. He'd be like, he was like thirteen. Nick fit was great. And I remember on the on the Wildwood Boardwalk too one time, he was smoking and we saw another kid smoking like same age and this kid was a real tough guy at that fame at the at the fame at the Infamous Sam's pizza. No, we had obviously hit Sam's but this is at the famed dunk tank guy

if you've ever been there's a great documentary on them on a On YouTube, but where you go watch that guy just call you The worst stuff in the world didn't matter what what creed, color, country of origin you were getting got. It was bad. And we'd sit there and watch that guy. This is the fucking, this is the late 90s. It was wide open. Baby, it was like the Wild West out there.

Sure. And this dirt bag was in a wife beater throwing, like throwing, but he had a sickening in his mouth. He was like smoking. My brother's like, look at that. he's not even inhaling and I was like whoa you're a tough guy you are a cool dude gotta blow it through your nose you exhale through your nose at all no I did for a while that's gross my dad My dad used to do it. Looked like the Minotaur coming at you. It's like, ugh. That's a smoker.

My dad will do it. Or used to. That's so bad for your sinuses. I mean, I don't think any of it's good. I need that squirt bottle after that. A quick neti pot. Shout out to the neti. It's time of year. You kidding me?

Holidays are over. It's also got to be on a fucking neti pot. It's also like this stuff you'll do as you know, if we have shows, we got to record. And it's like a lot of time, you know, we're not living like the healthiest. You're smoking, you're drinking, you're out. It's cold, the heat, the whatever.

So our voices or sign it and you're like, I got to go talk for an hour or whatever. Man, the things you'll start doing. I'm like fucking eating garlic. I'm I'm doing netty pots on my asshole. I've gotten into gargling with saltwater. And the first thing in the morning, a ginger, like a real ginger tea with lemon, cayenne pepper turmeric black pepper and honey and crushing that down.

Mm hmm. That's all green lights after that. One of the good things I'll eat raw garlic. Jesus. If you're if you have something coming on or like you're uh you think that works. 100% Yeah. Take your garlic pill. You got to they sell garlic pills but that's oh man my wife won't look at me for two days I hate garlic breath on somebody kills me this isn't even garlic it's like not because it's not like rough it's not like you know stepped on at all this is like it's not cooked

it's just yeah yeah it makes you feel like a man that's my pain pain tolerance. I'll take it. Let's go. I like it roasted Salted Even garlic nuts parmesan it's good for you get some mucus Okay, let's see here this is from Philae How many days you guys wearing a pair of socks? Great question. I've been pushing it more than I would. I bought a, I bought a,

we were on the road somewhere or something. I bought a bet. I bought a 12 pack of gold toes. Okay. Those are good. Those gold toes. You know what I mean? Is that a brand? Yeah. That's like the brand. That's like, that was like one of that's like the like the yeah gold toes, right? Are the toes gold? Yeah. Like the front of it's gold? Or black with like the yellow gold toe.

Oh, that's alright. Man, and those things, you can wear them for like a couple hours, take them off and you get home. That's like that's better than a brand. That's better than an already clean pair of socks. That's my only thing. A brand new pair that's been worn for like, few hours? Sure. I can't, I have a thing now where I cannot sleep with socks on. Yeah, what is that?

I used to be able to muscle through it and do it, but now I can't. So once I take them off, I'm probably not putting them back on. Unless I'm jammed up. If I'm jammed up, yeahmed up. Yeah two three days I Remember when we were I remember putting a pair of socks on in college going they were so like hard and sticky like Past sticky there was like you could smell them from down the block

Mm-hmm, and I remember being I just so do it then once you wear them for a couple hours No, these were like I put them on I'm like like. They soften up. I go, this isn't even, I'm better off just going barefoot than going to buy my heater. I'm better off wearing no socks than socks at this point. That's how bad they were. They went right in the tracks. Stinky.

No saving them things. My feet haven't really smelled in years. When you get older, they kind of stop smelling. My feet don't smell. I also would argue that You know you have a couple more bucks. You're buying better shoes You have a washer and dryer at the house true. You're staying up when we were back when we were banging I mean you're running and gunning you're wearing this you're stealing your roommate socks You're fucking killer be killed Vietnam out. I remember for like my senior year of high school

fucking kill or be killed. It's like Vietnam out there. I remember for like my senior year of high school through college, my feet like proper, like my shoes would stink. Yeah. Like cheese. Be bad. I know. Now not so much. Look at you. Huh? 50 years old. Finally get it together.

All right. Let's see here. This is from Josh. Is it garbage if your middle name is a state? My name is Joshua Nevada. Oh. That's pretty good name. Joshua Nevada. The alliterate. Not it's not alliteration but the Joshua Nevada. That's that's pretty good. And also depends how good you are Texas hold them. He also said he goes, I just moved to Reno. Wow. That's pretty good. Joshua Nevada's not bad. That's like oh that's like an LA weatherman. Joey Michigan. Johnny Utah. Yeah, Johnny. That was his last name though.

Yeah, but I would go by Joshua Nevada. How's your name? We're Reno. Oh, Reno? Josh Reno Josh. Reno Josh. I always love that. That was like a thing that was from like Forrest Gump and all that thing like I'm Tex. He's from, she can leave Lindy's from you know, Massachusetts or whatever and your middle name. What's what would be a good one? Nevada's good. Nevada's low-key pretty good. Can't be like Jimmy, Kentucky You're gonna make fun of me, but I always wanted to name a band the Pennsylvania Turnpike Isn't that a band I always thought it'd be a great name. Pennsylvania Turnpike.

Pennsylvania is a great state name. I don't care who you are. Georgia. Georgia is a beautiful name. This is a name name. Yeah. Georgia. I don't know. Danny, Florida.

These are these are just poor names. Tommy, Texas. Texas Tommy named after my favorite sandwich. Let me start it You know what a Texas Tommy is? Yeah, I mean in theory go ahead. I don't It's a hot dog wrapped in bacon to cheese dog wrapped in bacon Which I believe beans on it Luke. Can I get a search on that? in bacon which I believe beans on it Luke can I get a search on that He's having lunch on the bacon and cheese no beans bacon and cheese bacon and cheese dog Texas Tommy used to have all the time over there with a heckin I mean that was just that was the big cheddar That was the big bacon cheddar cheese dog at Wawa. Yes me. We were a fucking I got damn a man

Yeah, Texas get out of here. That was a big cheddar cheese. I told you that one time I bought one at lunch when I was working and I dropped the receipt in my pocket out of my pocket and someone picked it, my boss picked it up and he goes, who had the big cheddar, the quarter pound cheddar cheese dog? Dude, I was so embarrassed.

I remember getting it and went and sat in my car and ate it. That's a freeze frame. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not a regular role You never saw them no well the Wawa hot dog Wawa hot dogs are great, but they just don't Scratch the itch you need three of them things and then the big let me pull up a piece a hot dog on a hoagie roll You hit me this morning when you walked in without having my turkey wrap. It was like 915 you're eating a hoagie He goes what are you having your breakfast hoagie? This is it God damn son 12 of the only okay hold on 12 of the unhealthiest food items you can order a while on that was that's the picture

12 of the unhealthiest food items you can order a while on that was that's the picture all right hold on let's pop into this Oh, dude you fat little bastard. I wasn't I mean I was twice 22 at the time And he was like a he was a younger kid and like in shape I Mean I was the fat guy at the office for sure but uh I was the fat guy at the office for sure. But, man, this is all the stuff I order on this list. That's crazy. Okay, here it is.

Sizzly on there? If you wanna treat yourself to a cheat day, there are worse ways of doing it by enjoying one of Wawa's hot dogs. However, the all, this is what it was, the all beef, big bacon cheese dog, reigns supreme in terms of caloric value, and it's not just calories

all of why I was Well all of why was all day grab-and-go items. I'm a big grab-and-go. I like waiting around That's how to heat get you. That's how you get got waiting a lot. You're on the move. What do you mean closing deals? We're at the full change the steel. We're at the Philadelphia home show and it fell out of my pocket in the booth. Wow. This bacon, I usually destroy all the evidence but I must have been in for you know. Big bacon cheddar dog. At the Wawa that was next to the convention center which I think is now closed.

I'll start calling you big bacon cheddar. Out of BBC. Of all Wawa's all dayand-go items this bacon cheese dog is one of the least healthy due to its high fat saturated fat content that's both kinds of fat saturated fats in particular should be consumed in moderation I was doing a high fat low carb diet at the time so the bun I fat high carb so for the loaf of bread and the bun. And this has 21 grams of saturated fat. See what you should have saturated fat grams a day. With 810 calories, 47 grams of fat, and 57 grams of carbohydrates, this is, this item isn't messing

around, especially given its size compared to the other items on the list. Um, and that wasn't solo. This is a single hot dog, albeit topped with rich fatty cheese and sodium rich bacon. Get me hungry. Uh huh. There was a bag of chips involved in that bag of chips and probably two Wawa ice teas. Sure.

No, I wasn't doing diet ice teas at that time. He's you gotta think that's that's probably about a $2400 2400 calorie ripper. Sure. I was working all day. 130 grams of sugar. Sure. Yeah. Plus I was doing a home show. So I was

getting candies. How'd you feel after that? Oh, I had the fucking the I had the the seeds from the bottom of the hoagie roll all over my v-neck sweater that I was wearing Trying to close on some Venetian blinds couple two tree heaters after that to shore Coming in man fumble in leads left and right for as bad as the shit that we eat is you would think like it when you would feel worse. I think you just probably feel really, if you felt,

I would argue, I am by no means a, I think if you felt like me, you'd be like, I feel amazing. If I felt like Luke, I'd go, I feel amazing. Although you do have a high pain tolerance, so I'm not sure. That's true. You know what I mean?

You're just used to feeling this way. I'm used to feeling this way. Sure. What do you got, Lucas? All right. Well, the American Heart Association recommends about 13 grams a day. And what was I doing in that meal? Google's giving you 20 grams a day.

So 50. So 21 grams of this weight of saturated fat. Yeah. Yeah, I was doing 21 grams. I get my daily intake. I was having broccoli That's it though. I was having broccoli for dinner. The Heart Association says what? 13 grams. 13 grams of saturated fat? Yeah, 6% of your daily diet. That's all bought by fucking big hearts. Google's giving you... That's big Brussels sprouts paying for that Yeah, of course. What else did they say?

I mean... People at the American Heart Association Probably a Canadian company they say to add up all the saturated fats throughout the day I don't think anyone wants to know that number try to ruin it also which I don't mind from while was the meat bar the meatball parm hoagie That on the saltiest items on the list. Is this fucking Wawa's most wanted? It's a picture of me. That ass. Stomped, stamped. Damn, 1300 calories in Wawa's classic mid-sized meatball parmesan hoagie. Jesus Christ. 77 grams of fat. Yo, we gotta, I gotta stop going to Wawa.

Don't you dare say that. It's fucked up. Where's the sizzly on there? It's not on the, there you go. See if you can pull up uh sizzly. No, don't do that. Come on. You just asked. Now, let's let some things. No, bring it up. No. Bring it up. Bring it up. Man, you can get it. You're killing the imagination. You can get sausage with scrambled eggs on a hoogie roll there. Sausage and eggs. That's pretty good. Eggs and

peppers is pretty good. You ever have an eggs and peppers? Italian breakfast? No, but I don't love peppers. It's all right. It's fine. Okay. I just I like eggs better than I like eggs and paper and peepers. Just saying. Luke, the sizzly is 550 on I like eggs and paper and peepers Just saying This is Lee is

551 calories not crazy now, but it's just a bacon cheese croissant one This is a sausage egg and cheese okay, and then but the total fat 32 grams 32 grams and you're supposed to have 13. Yeah, it's 41% of your daily value This week what is no I mean I I know what you mean, and I'm just moving the timeline for you god damn it Go get you All right, let's see here. This one's from Zach. Ten dollar homey.

Never had one red. Are press pennies the most garbage souvenir of all time? Absolutely. I loved it. Oh, you're kidding me? Make a necklace out of it. I remember my first one. Farley's rest stop.

It was a nickel. Farley's rest stop on the AC Expressway On the way down to Wildwood, New Jersey. It stopped there. They had the penny machine I go my mom and she go why are you gonna pay two dollars to ruin a penny or whatever? And I said listen here you dumb broad give me the give me the cash. I'm he's sleeping on a couch in a flatbass Let me have something He's really trying to do a revisionist history of Give me the cash. I mean, sleeping on a couch in a flat house. Let me have something. She's really trying to do a revisionist history of said childhood, too. Oh, yeah. He's really good.

I don't get it. And me, my brother, I never said that. That's what I never said that. Like, baby, I got the old I got the Old Testament scripture, OK? You know what Patty said not that long ago, can I tell you this is more of a Patreon? Tell me she likes me. I'll air the business out. you know what? I'm going to put them in scripture. Okay? You know what Patty said not that long ago? Can I tell you this is more of a Patreon. Tell me she likes me. I'll air the business out. This was uh

going back. It was the Thanksgiving. Somewhere around somewhere in November. I was home. Okay. And she around like a group of like my cousins, their husbands, like an audience of people. Mm-hmm. Show came up, show's doing good, whatever, and somehow she started talking about when I was in community college. And I tell you this, I think I told you this.

I don't even remember you being in community college. I feel like I told you this on a hard feelings. She said that my brother paid for the semester. Oh. In front of everybody. She's only my brother paid for the semester. Oh in front of everybody. She's only two years older than you. She's like, yeah, Andrew paid for that because we were done paying for him after Widener. What and I dude I was like, that's not true.

She's like, yes, it is. He paid for he paid for your semester at Community College because we wouldn't. Of course, I fucking called my brother immediately. Is that the first you were here to that first? I was hearing of that He was lose made up this broads. Oh made up. Yeah, my brother was like can you out of your fucking mind? I was like a clerk. Yeah, I was gonna say he was fucking two years older than yeah So she's not think she's a sweet old lady. Yeah fucking Libby Lydia soprano. Uh-huh babies are like doug's

Lady yeah fucking livid Lydia soprano babies are like two uggs Fucking in front of everybody. I had a fucking plate of brie in front of me, too You got soft cheese running out of your mouth Yeah, fucking stung me in front of everybody I was the year your brother had a paper community college because we wouldn't Screwing around my I don't know what's in this pretzel dip I love you Patty I remember I was I was in debt to a lot of institutions at one point a lot of institutions

Ain't talking about vanguard either Talking about Fucking coinbase Sally Mae Lucy Mae Sally Mae I owed Sam fucking Sally Mae What a sweet name to fucking bamboo to give you the honey. Yeah, yeah, Sally Mae, I owed Sally, fucking Sally Mae. What a sweet name. To fucking bamboozle, give you the honey pot. To bamboozle you. Yeah. Sally Mae, she don't care. She just knows I'm good for it. Fanny Mae, Freddie Mac.

It was, right? Fanny Mae, Freddie Mac, it was all federal stuff, I think. I don't, I mean, I don't know. That's crazy that they would name them like that. Sneaky bastards. Ah. Freddie Mac. Sally Mae sounds like- Freddie Mac Mac that's the guy that'll

spot you a 20 bag I got you Jack Oh keep it on a flipside I'll let you hold 20 I gotta run my mom to the doctors yeah I'll catch you Friday thanks Freddie thank thanks Freddie Mac Freddie Mac could have been an all-star basketball player. Yeah. Started dealing. Freddie Mitchell. Who we hung out with. Crazy. We did?

Remember, it was me, you, Gillis, Tommy, fucking O'Connor and Freddie Mitchell in the VIP section at Xfinity Live. He started ordering beers on my tap. He was hanging out with those chicks from the Coast Guard. Yeah, not the Coast Guard, the National Guard National Guard he's like whose beers are these I'm like who's paying this bill and I think I think I was I think if they just like they had my credit card since you gave the green light these are my turn around he's got like nine bud lights oh yeah fucking yeah you played pretty good fucking 15 years ago first and 24 fourth and 24 believe I get it

Shout out to Freddy Mitchell. Yeah, I thought the show time or what was this thing? So you can find me Oh first down Freddy find out Freddy Mitchell's Please a wide receiver writer. They wasn't a tight end as a wide receiver Yeah, I couldn't tell you there's a wide receiver for the Eagles wide receiver first down Freddy or first and 24 believe I think I think was the t-shirt I owned then who knew I was gonna own a t-shirt or Freddie Mitchell and Then be fucking be backstabbed by him in the VIP wasn't bad It was a picture I relax a little stop you think Freddie Mitchell is gonna hear this and come after I show

I'm not coming after us. I'm telling the stories as it is. He started drinking all my focus up at those French for in Legion broads First down Freddie first down Freddie Watch me go back to Philly get my ass kicked I thought we were splitting the because I've been mojo Got receipts now shout out to first down Freddie Philadelphia hero Anyway, you own a lot of money in institutions Whoa, are you bringing a bullshit for? Yeah, and my mom was at her wits end with it we We were fighting calling me. I remember being what I'm only 90 days behind

Like that was pretty good if I was under 90 days behind on bills. Thank God we got rid of the house phones Everybody go fuck themselves Can't get you Can't get you it was one of the earlier they can't I'm not answering. I don't know the number leave a message. I mean the house phones. They didn't get you. It was one You had a treat like my dad the phone would ring and he'd go I ain't here I go I there was it was it was so bad to a point where the phone would ring and I had to go Are you here? And he goes? Nope. I go. Hey Dan Ryan. I go now to go. All right Hang up Freddy he's got a heater go and watch him first down Freddy Go birds

See if they cover. Yeah, well that was that was for probably about seven years you here. Nope Unless it was someone from the office Sure someone I knew sure I back. Hey, hey, it's fucking bill or like, you know, whoever my uncle is your dad there. Mm-hmm All right, go hold on mister Ryan. Let me check. He might have just left. It's uncle Bill. You're like you're living in a state. Hey, it might be in the north forty.

Let me see. Um but I was I was jammed up bad with cash. Real bad. Uh and all the mail was get because I still registered at my mom's house. So, all that mail was getting because I still registered at my mom's house. All that mail was getting sent there. You know what I mean? All those bills. I kind of just split from Philly and went up to New York and got off the grid. No, I had never received any piece of mail to the house.

I was living that was yeah, me too. That was one good thing for those first couple of years up here. I had no mailing address. Couldn't get me. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. That was it. I mean, I just recently switched my driver's license.

No mailing address and no bank account. Except for my Navy Federal account, but that only had $5 in it since I was a kid. You not having a bank account used to jam us up so bad. Having to stop by check cashing places, sign in checks over to me, sign in checks over to other people. I stopped banking with you. I had a do not accept checks from this guy policy.

How foreign is that to you? Have you ever been to a check cashing place? No, obviously not. Oh, you're nuts. I used to get my check from that telemarketer scam I worked at in South Philly walk right over to that fucking check cashing place It was right next to the wall. I know while on Delaware have There's a check cash in joint right next to that me and the boys we get our we get our checks from the Scam artists and go over there and cash them real quick. Take you take your 12% take your I got cash now

You mean direct deposit now. Yeah this guy Fucking direct the positive lights fantastical my dad. I didn't trust my set the fucking direct deposit up I didn't trust that shit to look a year ago I don't know how long it was gonna take or when it was gonna hit or what the deal was to me when they would Go we'll set you up on direct deposit. I gotta get you a bank of routing how do I even find that I don't have a checkbook where I gotta trust that I gotta call a bank and make sure it's the right account I don't know my password it's brutal yeah that way I was so far I mean just give me checks so let me get a check like now we don't do we do it this way give

me a fucking check bitch I'll be back Friday at noon but all that mail was getting sent to my ma's that my brother would stop by and there would be I mean and she would save all the envelopes that was her like fuck you I even like I'd show up to my sisters and my mom would come with a plastic bag full of mail and go here I'm like I isn't from fucking six months ago They wanted to get me. You know what I mean? And my brother came over one time and paid all the bills for me No kidding cuz my mom he was just like what she's complaining to him. She had stopped complaining to me

I stopped taking her calls, too. I wasn't there. I wasn't there And he cleaned everything up for me not everything but like sure you know The macy's brother paid for me for college Said my baby boy school Uh-huh, okay, and That that was a fat still a bit of a face throw Because now I say I'm paying people bago I've like I've said I'm paying the people back

that I owe money to and he's like fucking, yeah, okay. That's what I was shocked about, that I hadn't heard. Like that would have been something that the second me and my brother got into an argument. Of course. I fucking paid for you to go to fucking college and you fucking flunked out. That's exactly how the script would have been written.

I've had that happen by my, Yeah. You don't even fucking know! Yeah, you don't fucking know! Sorry! As he's swinging on me. Hahaha! My bad, dude! Yeah. I'm pulling the turtle.

So something smelled rotten when she said it. But that didn't help me in the fucking present company. Yeah, that's fucked up. I think I bumped the heater off of her. Didn't help my credibility. You get out there, what's that all about? You fucking sandbagged me in there? Alright, let's see here.

Speaking of cash, this is from Jim. This is $10 investor here. Does the garbage have more money in your sports betting app than your actual bank account? I've not with sports betting apps because I never really dabble. I was more of a fucking Had a guy had a guy we had a guy Which is a treasure nowadays to have a guy or to use the apps I Would say it's probably it's not even trash is just are they a dying breed, the bookie? Yeah, oh I think so. I would imagine.

I would imagine fucking. You ever have a guy? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, in the frat, you gotta Sure. Fucking throw a stone. Somebody taking the action.

Yeah. I know some bigger guys that still use guys. Lay off to the guy. Those guys are usually pretty all right. They're a good hang most of the time. Those older bookies. I've seen the drop off and it was like, so what's new with you?

It's like that fake, you know, he was dropping off an envelope, not it was the other way around. I got you better had lost and he, you know, white envelope and the guy didn't look pro right in the right in the right in the Right in the old inside pocket. I got you. Hey good. I'm good I mean, I'll see you later. Hi, buddy. Yep. See you next week. Yeah Jets are looking good. Whatever fucking out the door Can't believe I thought you were laying. I didn't know is

I thought you were laying I didn't know is All right, let's see here this one's from just the kip $10 his oh me never have one red is it garbage if you pick Up a Facebook marketplace item and ask the seller if you could use their bad Spelled they're wrong had some guy by my airfryer and asked if he could take a leak said he had a long trek back Which we did that I did that when we bought the table for the old studio out there on the island Uh-huh went out the Long Island. You took a dump in that guy. No, I took a she I took a pee cuz we stopped Yes, though. He's just like you're not gonna shit in my bathroom. Are you and I was like, nah I gotta pee I swear you gonna listen if you want pop in here. Take a look if you want, pop in here, take a look. You're not gonna shit in my...

Yeah, that was, cause I remember we stopped, that was, man, also talk about dirtbagginess. So the Verizon at the old Tooties was hooked up, was under my name, but was your phone number, cause I had too many phone numbers registered with them from my old job. Okay. Remember they would call you and say, we haven't paid the bill. Oh yeah, that's right.

So it was me and you. He's not here. It was me and you driving out. And like we couldn't, whatever call I was setting up, you couldn't use that. You had to get a call to activate it But I couldn't get call waiting not on Wi-Fi or whatever the fuck it was so we had to use your phone it was It's about being jammed up

We were jammed up was on phone with Verizon for like an hour and a half all the way out to the fucking island What's your pay? I mean you man that was that was when? Tony's hadn't open yet It was me and you with nothing, but you know a chip in a chair, baby pushing it all in I'm taking a leak at this guy's 500 on the Jets Yeah, that was uh Remember we stopped at a piss so bad stopped at a gas station, and they didn't have a bathroom It was like nah no bathroom

I'm like I'm gonna have to fucking Pee in this guy's house Nice house house to nice little family. I asked you remember We paid for that now, but you guess do you know? Hundred bucks yeah bucks thing 120 bucks cool think they listed it to Like 125 something like that plus the plus the shitter I remember going to the Russians house to get the doze tables Oh, yeah, I think I was coming out of there said Bay or something, right? Yeah out there The grandmama just died and they hadn't touched the place in like 50 years. I thought for sure they were gonna murder me It's just some Russian guy sitting at an empty kitchen

Plastic everywhere. Hi, I'm Henry Here to give you my kidneys Bigger plastic everywhere Hi, I'm Henry Here to give you my kidneys All right, this one's I'll do this then we got to wrap it up This is from Chalupa cabra great name very nice Is it garbage to reuse old commercial appliances from work at your home when they are tossing them due to age for example an ice machine? Dude an old ice machine is grody For example an ice machine. Dude an old ice machine is grody Those things are filthy as it is. There's mold and mildew and fucking you're showing that off to the boys I got it from work. Look at this an old ice machine though

Come on, man You wouldn't kill to have an ice machine member We saw when we were down the shore my cousin was hooking up and I see what's hooking up And that was he got a good deal on like a dented ice machine. Yeah. From, oh it landed on a job, it did whatever, it was in a something. He got his hands on it, my cousin went over there and installed the water line for him. That's alright.

Yeah. That dude, an ice machine is a game changer. But if they're throwing it out due to age, that means black mold. That thing's bad. Bad. That thing ain't keep, those are like the fucking nastiest things They say go to a bar, and it's like they you know That's the thing that the health inspector always goes to first in a restaurant is that that probably indicates. Oh, yeah, okay We're in okay waters here, or yeah kids are down bad. Yeah

Soon as we see them come in the manager guy get the ice machine! Oh plug it, say it's out of order. Throw it out the back. Alright gang, we love you to death. Happy 2025! Happy frickin' new year, gang! Hope you had a good new year, hope you had a great holiday, we're looking forward to a fantastic 2025, and we'll see you next week.

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