Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Rayna Greenberg: Girls Gotta Eat Garbage

Episode Date: May 25, 2020

Rayna Greenberg from Girls Gotta Eat and One Hungry jew joins Kippy and Foley for a hot pod! Rayna talks growing up in Pittsburgh, trashy vacations, and the best food.  Support the show: www.Patreon.com/AreYouGarbage 

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Absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast This is are you garbage the show where we sit down with your favorite comedian and performers and find it if they grew up Classy or if they are absolute trash. I'm your host H. Foley coming at you on a beautiful day here Southeastern Pennsylvania my co-host hiding out there in there to Jersey Shore our good pal Kevin James Ryan everybody. Hey, what's up guys? Yeah, happy to be here still king of the boardwalk You know what I mean riding the Ferris wheel doing it out a little bit of Sam's pizza Happy to be here. Thanks for tuning in everybody. Please make sure you rate review subscribe on iTunes

Make sure you rate review and subscribe for the full video on YouTube It's good stuff gang. We are so excited to have our very special guest today She is an extremely successful writer photographer Podcaster and performer. She is the founder of one hungry Jew and the co-host of the girls got to eat podcast And I got to be honest. I was snooping around on the internet checking out the Forbes numbers not too shabby Ladies and gentlemen, Raina Greenberg everybody out. What an intro. Thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah, I Like that spread back there. Look at that apartment hippie. I would get thrown out of that building in two seconds It's my first adult apartment. I

It's my first like I'm gonna buy adult furniture apartment. Yeah, so thank you for noticing Yeah, it's good So we know you're from from Pittsburgh is actually the first time that we're all that we're all meet together So we just want to find that a little bit, you know, how you grew up. Where are you from? What was it like growing up and then we'll get into some questions. So Mario garbage That's great. Now. I know I told you before we start the show Kevin and I were both scumbags from the suburbs of Philly Alright, and when I was doing the research on you and looking everything up. I noticed Pittsburgh I love Pittsburgh. I born and raised

Define where exactly you grew up in Pittsburgh and how you grew up. I there's a there's a lot of Pittsburgh There's nice Pittsburgh and then you're a teamster First of all, I love Pittsburgh. I think it's a it's a great place like everybody I meet from there is awesome Can't hype it enough. Um, but I grew up in an area called Squirrel Hill I Think it's nice Pittsburgh. I it's known for having a lot of Jews a lot a lot of Jewish people in the area Like a pretty decent mix of like affluent middle-class people. I grew up middle-class Grew up with my mom my brother and I pair through divorce grew up down the street from my dad

I have it elementary school middle school public high school That's a big one. I loved Kevin's parents are divorced too And we always talk about how the fact that his dad moved literally down the street. Did he okay? Yeah, guys, my dad was always at the house My mom would come downstairs and my dad would be in the refrigerator with a fork eating straight out of containers You'd be like, I fucking divorced you. Why are you here? I think you definitely get the idea of all your garbage. I fucking love that. That's awesome. And I'm picking up that you are Yeah, you know, I'm classy garbage. I like I you know, I just walked the line

I want to get you with the gold standard real quick. Did you have a garage? Yeah, and every house. I yeah a garage fridge. Did you grow up with a garage fridge? 100% have never not had a garage fridge in my whole Is that like a thing that other people don't do I don't know about this Because it's never a new refrigerator But it was always stocked with sodas juice boxes ice pops for the kids Maybe some some, you know hamburgers and some meat and stuff like that Always feel it was the shittiest oldest. It was tan

Yeah, it's always tan and light and it only had beverages. That's it's just beverages and and meat beverages and meat All right, beautiful. So that's kind of like in the middle right there. So that that's what we're looking at What did your mom do for living when you were growing up? My mom is a psychologist who specialized in childhood development and family relationship What are you talking about kippy pitchfork schmitchberg? That's fucking nice. Yeah, so she's nuts You know cuz like all psychologists are like totally fucking nuts. She's great. She's nuts and My dad was always like an entrepreneur you always had like one business or the other that he owned there you go I like that sounds a little shady

You know I always like it's always girls too can never really pinpoint what their dad does any of my girlfriends growing up They're like, what's he doing like he sells light bulbs. They never know what they do. I love it I don't know what my dad did or like my holy or any of my friends boyfriends. It's like I we just don't ask man What they do so funny? I don't know why that is It's like you're you've talked to your dad a million times and not once have you been like, what do you where do you go every day? You know what I mean unless it can be summed up in one word like comedian I feel like no one even asks, you know Mm-hmm when I was a kid my dad was a naval recruiter and I remember at like three years old trying to figure out what the fuck that was

What did you think it was like what was your understanding of that? I had no idea he was in the Navy so I assumed that when I was a little kid that he went to some boat every day and Just happened to show up at five o'clock every night. That's kind of badass. Just thinking your dad's like on a boat every day though Yeah, meanwhile, he was like in an office Way less badass I'm a Steelers fan like Pittsburgh is a big sports just like Philly. It's a big sports town So I went to tons of hockey games grown up. We had season tickets to the Pirates We still my dad loves baseball drag me there all the time. I couldn't care less big Steelers fan

So grew up big sports fan. Nice That's awesome a Pirates fan. I gotta say that's garbage right there. I fucking love it Rooting for the Pirates when you guys I hate me. I hate going to baseball games Hmm when you would go would you guys tailgate in the bar not? My dad always wanted to go straight into the seats so that he could start like keeping score on the On the scorecard that they give you and he wants to tell me every fact about every single person including the umpires Like my dad knew every single person in that stadium. I could not care less. I literally hated it I was always begging to leave after every single inning and also like they're not going to win anyways

Like we don't need to like see this through I hated it this poor guy working his ass off. He just wants to sit and relax and I hear busted his balls I used to I used to always shake my parents down at baseball games for the little sunday in the baseball cup Looks like a little baseball hat Which is so crazy because like it only fits like half a scoop And you just covered an ice cream at all time unless you're just like shoving it down your throat Which I'll do. Yeah, if you were a garbage little kid, that was the end all be all getting your hands on one of those

Absolutely a little baseball helmet cups. Uh, I say right there. That's not garbage at all A gentleman who goes right into the stadium wants to start keeping score the game Sit down find out what's going on there for the national anthem That's fucking class right there. I got a greenberg so cute. He's just like a little jewish man I gotta follow up. What do you sit there and eat peanuts like crack the peanuts and eat them and eat them We're not a peanut family, you know, I gotta tell you and I don't really like peanuts and I'll tell you I'll tell you why You said that very judgmental of peanut eaters that I like it We're not peanut family. I would explain to you why I specifically am not a peanut person

I don't like to do any work for my food. I feel very strongly about this I don't want you to serve me shrimp with the tails on it. Well, you take the lobster out of the tail I don't like to eat wings really because it's too much work. I don't want the meat with the bone on it I don't want any of this stuff. Don't take me to like the grill your own food kind of thing I don't want to do any work. I just want to shove it in my face So peanuts specifically are like a lot of work for me. I don't want to do that I respect that but does that hold the same for the pistachio? I want shelled pistachios. It holds the same for everything. I just I don't want fish with the bones in it

I don't want nuts with the shell. I don't want any. I don't do any work. Shelled pistachios you animals That is fucking holy shit Take the extra money they shell them for you Pay for the service. Why yeah if you're paying for it Shell out the you know the couple of bucks to get the the de-shelled ones Yeah, I bring my sheller with me to the ballgame So we have a little picture of the greenbergs growing up So now we're going to do is we're going to move into the game called are you garbage?

We're going to ask you a series of questions to determine whether you're garbage or not and to them honestly Oh, absolutely. I'm excited. So here we go. My first question is have you ever eaten at a home depot? I didn't even know you could eat at a home depot. I would I would Okay, they have like the hot dog at the front like walmart does. No, I haven't but I would I'm not against it Um, I don't think I've been to home depot a lot either. Okay There's a classy in itself right there. Well, it's not classy. It's because I'm I'm helpless. I can't really do anything like Handy is like one of my favorite apps

I like redid my bathroom and I was just like on that app at all times She's like hiring people to come do stuff. This kid. She's classy I know I'm just I'm helpless. I'm not classy. Kimby. What do you got? Um, all right. I got one growing up. What kind of ice cream did you have in your freezer? Uh, I forget the name of it, but there's like the strawberry vanilla chocolate briars And the public briars Briars. All right. Okay. Briars is classy. I thought you were going to say hagan das I don't think I even knew what that was until I moved to new york

Like I didn't I realized when I moved to new york, they have like hagan house stores you can go to I had no idea briars always because I remember being a kid and going to somebody's house and instead of having like the Half a gallon ice cream their parents had the pints like a few pints Something nice. That was real classy. They had a they had a hagan das vanilla in there I'm staying for dinner. I'll tell you that right now. That's the lobster family. Yeah, you know, it's real trashy on a wednesday family right there It's real trashy is if you go somewhere if you go to someone's house and they have like the half gallon or the gallon Bucket of ice cream and you're like, what the fuck are you feeding an army? What the fuck's going on here? I fuck with that. That's what that's what's in the that's what's in the garage refrigerator

I fuck with that because I have no portion control. So like I can't I can't just have like a tiny pint because I will like crush four of them I need like the big stuff so that I can like at least late make it last a couple days Yeah, can we get that now because because uh Because uh, you know, you're a big foodie. What's the rule on that? I always felt bad But I always thought that if you got a pint of ice cream you get a pint of bed and jerry's You eat the whole thing, right?

I the whole thing I have bed and jerry. I'm I will eat like the whole the I can try to get fro-yo So it's like a little bit better for you the chocolate fudge brownie and a whole pint Yeah, if you're going to somebody's freezer and they have a half a bed and jerry's and what happened? What are you a fucking serial killer? Did somebody call you and say they're at the hospital and you have to get there where why did how did you put that down? Like at what point were you like? I have the opposite. I'm like, I've already done half of this. So we might as well just complete the job Of course, of course that makes me feel so much better of myself coming for me. I like that. Thank you

Absolutely now anytime when he gives me shit about my pint of bed and jerry's. I'm gonna say greenberg said it's cool. So there you go Yep Growing up. Did you uh for lunch? Did you ever do lunchables gogurt? No, I was that kid that like her mom always packed stuff that was so embarrassing Like I was No, I was the kid with like scalloped potatoes at the lunch Oh That's either really classy or really trashy. It can go away. It's so embarrassing. I my mom finally gave up

So with my brother, I remember one night my mom made something like I don't know a hundred PB and j sandwiches and froze them all and each day she'd like take one out put at my brother's For me, I'm like rolling up to lunch with like dinner leftovers There was like salmon and chicken piccata at my lunch and I'd be like why why don't we just have lunchables It was so embarrassing. You got a half a dinner roll and like a single serving of butter People were like, why does her lunch smell so weird? No one sit with her. It's in a swan aluminum foil Yeah, your brother got the hook up because let me tell you something for some reason

You put a peanut butter and jelly in the freezer and the way that it thaws by lunch time. It's like a fucking cookie It's unbelievable. Oh, well, I mean listen all jewish families like you they always love the sun's better. So Oh, yeah, the better food. Yeah Did your brother get peanut butter and jelly in the same jar growing up? Did your family do that? No, we never did that. You know what I'm talking about. I do. It's too messy to me I like the chunky peanut butter separated from strawberry jelly Yeah, it's called it. No, no, that was like, well, first of all, it was like six bucks a fucking tube It's more money

Yeah, the peanut butter and jelly in the same jar it's called goober's smuckers makes it And they don't fuck around. No, that's You do that as they get I feel like Yeah, nobody I mean nobody's respectable by jelly and peanut butter in the same fucking jar It's just not practical like what you're so busy. You need them in the same container like what are you doing? You can't take out two different containers to make one sandwich. Yeah. Oh my god. That's funny. Kippy go ahead. What do you got? All right, um

Have you ever put potato chips on a sandwich? Oh, yeah, it's fucking great. Yeah, the way even the way you said that was trashy. Oh, yeah It goes on anything Hey, like I would put on like a on like a turkey sandwich or like a chicken salad egg salad. It's great on It's great. Who's out here not doing that? Well, I asked because my wife is from my wife's european So she just moved here a little bit ago and I she saw me for the first time put chips on my sandwich She's like are you putting chips on your sandwich? I had to like explain it to her And then my mom was here last weekend and she put chips on her sandwich

My wife came up to me like in the bed and said I think your mom put potato chips on your son's sandwich Yeah, maybe we're trashy and it's good. It's an american delicacy. It is. I'll tell you what I don't think I've ever seen a mom do it That makes me like You're so right in my mind. I can't imagine a mom doing it. No, I haven't looked at her construction workers I haven't looked at her the same since It's ruining my mom She's packing a lip from now on. She's dipping. I know holy shit Oh, I love that uh rena growing up

Lawn decorations. Were they out on the lawn or no? I grew up in a townhouse. So it's I we didn't have the ability to have that so so um, we had like a parking lot in front Like a like the driveway in front of our house of like the whole townhouse courtyard So no, but my mom has a lawn now and they just garden. So no, there's nothing on it I am uh, kevin's gonna say it's garbage But I am a huge townhouse community guy Because when we moved from upstate pennsylvania down to philly in the burbs We lived in a townhouse community for like five years and it was at an age

I was like from when I was 11 to like when I was about 15 and they were like the best years ever Growing up was there tons of kids that lived in yours too tons of kids So we like had kids like ride bikes with and play ball with and like yeah, like we I mean, I'm not friends with those people anymore, but They're townhouse people those relationships don't work. That's fly by night Three of them walk out on the screen behind you and we all live together Now I see them walking down the street. I'm like let's cross the townhouse kids There you go, I do because my dad That's where that that's where I can see the garbage coming through. Yeah, my parents got the no, it's all right

My parents got divorced and I would go I was saying that's where I can We'll have to clean this up, but my parents um I'll go to my dad's townhouse because my dad got the they got divorced My dad went and lived in a townhouse So I would go there and it was just it was all just divorced dads who had their kids on the weekends So like it would just be this ragtag team of fucking divorced parents kids Yeah, that was the thing because in the in the townhouse community it was all different kids from all different nationalities for the most part and

It was like a fucking lawless arena at night because everything was right there Yeah, roam around them like packs and shit like that hanging out at the creek and jumping this and jumping that Real trashy, but real fucking awesome Especially when you're at your dad's house because there's no rules the only thing that we ever ate at my dad's house was mac and cheese with hot dogs You want to talk about trash? I still fuck with that. It's delicious. It's so good. It is so good. It's but hold on Here's the garbage question. Now. That's okay. What was the brand of macaroni and cheese craft? There you go, baby

That's what i'm talking about. What did other people eat? What a velveta, which is classy The velveta is great because it comes in a liquid sauce already. You don't have to mix up that powder bullshit I like it but like the mac and cheese with hot dogs craft mac and cheese like the ultimate divorced dad food He's like, oh, don't die Eat that and breakfast for dinner is breakfast for dinner is a big divorced dad as well Absolutely breakfast for dinner is fucking all right But the real trash move on macaroni and cheese is reigning believe it or not. Some people buy the store brand That even I didn't know that existed. Yeah yikes. You can get likes. Yeah, you can get key food brand fucking

Oh, I didn't know mac and cheese. Yeah, but you know what I thought with I thought I mean stover's mac and cheese is the best And you microwave it like an extra four minutes until like the edges of it are just like Like so crusty and black. It's delicious. Yeah, we talk about that all the time stover's does not fuck around You were talking to two big fans of stover's french bread pizza. Good night. Oh, I've never had it before Run down to your local bodega and get yourself a two-pack. I got nothing but time Beautiful all right. All right. Let's move on to a couple of things. Did you have a tire swing? No, but didn't have space for one Excellent. Okay. Have you ever been a part of a focus group?

I don't think so Excellent. Kevin. I think I would I think I would know. Yeah Um, if you appointed some secret operation that'd be even trashier Were you growing up? Are you guys a pepperage farm goldfish cracker household? I fuck with goldfish crackers. I drink it straight out of the kids. I drink them I just shove them into my I love them I like to have equal amounts of goldfish crackers on both sides of my mouth Like I like to make sure I have like two or four on each side only even number

Best that's weird weird weird No, that's a classy that's a classy snack to have. No, it's a classy snack We didn't have a ton of junk food in my house growing up junk food is in my dad's house But my mom we had like some cookies, but like we never had soda. We never had chips really Yeah, fuck with that stuff. I feel I feel Jewish moms ran a tight ship when it came to snacks All my Jewish friends growing up. They didn't have there wasn't that many snacks in the house And maybe that's why like I never I always wanted the house that like kids came to I always wanted to be like the one that like Had everybody over and like I wasn't it's probably because my snack game wasn't strong could be

Yeah, but sometimes those kids that had that those parents played it fast and loose Yeah, what you ever at their house sometimes to be like, what the fuck are your parents? You know, I mean we get the back of your head We smoke we would like smoke weed in my house after school because my mom works full time. So like yeah kids came over after school to like Do bad shit, but you know I always thought this was a classy move. We didn't do it, but I'll ask you Were you guys a shoes off family when you came in the house or shoes on?

Now we're a shoes off family. I don't remember my mom caring that much. I'm sure she did She has a problem with everything. So I'm sure shoes was one of them Um Now you can't go into the house with shoes That's classy. Yeah, actually she upgraded her house after all of the kids left between her and my step dad There's five kids and they left the town house and got like a nice house once everybody left No shoes. I like that. Yeah, I feel like the new shoe the no shoes things You could just in the 80s and 90s nobody cared if you walked into your into their house with shoes on that's a new thing

I think yeah That's taking off the shoes is a new thing because people would make you do it in the 90s I'm like, what what is this fucking Taj Mahal get the fuck out of here. It's annoying. But once you get in there You feel all cozy. It's all you feel your your feet on the carpet and stuff like that. It's nice I just great. Listen, my shoes are a part of my outfit. I'm five feet tall. I need a little I need a little lift Yes, I hate it when people make me take them off. I hate it Yes, for sure All right, have you ever said yinz

Only like sarcastically. Yeah, I know it's not it's not part of my vernacular. Is that a word? What the hell is that you see yinz? Yes. It's like Pittsburgh. It's like y'all. I actually say y'all sometimes Uh, no, my parents didn't say it so I didn't say it But I went to college in Indiana and everybody says y'all so I started saying y'all and I like it I've leaned into the y'all and I think that people are surprised like when I'll text the word y'all because they're like You're from Pittsburgh. You live in New York. There's like literally no reason to say that word But I like it. I feel the word y'all listen. I got no problem with y'all, but what are you two talking about? What's this word yinz?

Yinz fully yinz is Pittsburgh's john So it would be a or they're used, you know how philly people say use like what are you doing? They would go. Yo, woody yinz get woody yinz getting into tonight or yinz going there. It's really fucking trash Get the fuck out of here with that. I'll give you y'all john and yinz Pittsburgh is like a very specific dialect. It's different than I've never heard it anywhere else like John is pretty funny, but like there's a whole Pittsburgh ease that like doesn't make sure. Yeah, like I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. I dated I dated a girl from Johnstown for in college and quit bragging Oh, yeah, she would say she's like, what are yinz doing later? I'm like, well, we are breaking up lady. That is not

We are not operating under you saying yinz Holy shit yinz. That's the that's the bad. That's the that's number one. That's the head of john That's the trashiest thing that is great yinz. I'm gonna fucking start saying I'm glad you brought up john though because I think it's the funniest thing and I'll just I'll use it as much as possible John's great. I love going to Philly and using the word. I just I like to adopt it. Yeah, it's great That means anything. It's a person place or a thing. John, right? Yeah All right, what do you got foley? What do I got? I know this is a no, but I have to ask anyway Um, you currently own satellite television. No, but I feel like in new york. Nobody does right? That's true

Yeah, what about roku tv? I have a roku tv. Roku tv is good. That's that's clean living into this That's like the that's the entry level into a smart tv It's what my tv showed up with so that's what I use. Yeah, it's good. It's good. Um Okay, have you guys ever gone on a family vacation to a wax museum? Because if you have your fucking trash No, but I feel like should I have like I are a lot of people taking actual vacant just to go to a wax museum I think the yeah, I mean some people who are very uncultured do that. Yeah Well, there okay, there was five kids in my house growing up not in my house

But between my mom I stepped out and so like we had there was only like a couple of vacations You could take with five kids We like rented a minivan and drove to like the outer banks where we couldn't bother other people Yeah, you know anytime you rent you have to rent the vehicle to go on vacation. It's typically pretty trashy. Yeah, that's great That's where you guys would go to the outer banks was a spot Yeah, a lot of the outer banks growing up in florida like when I was really little but yeah outer banks It's great because like you could take a bunch of kids They're not going to bother anybody because it's like really nothing going on there

Like you can't you can't bring like five kids to like Miami beach and be bothering all these people. Sure. Yeah But would your dad drive to florida? My mom and my stepdad. Yeah Shit, yeah, our parents man. I would have been like i'm fucking out of here. Absolutely I've been to florida. I like to spend my harder and free time with a bunch of assholes I I was I needed to pee. I needed snacks. We were always singing and fighting and throwing stuff in the car I don't want to do anything with five kids. That sounds so bad to me. It sounds terrible Dude, my stepdad growing up would

Thank you. They whatever he joined the family when I was like five and we would be going Down the shore and we would get in the car and he would just pull up to a wawa and not ask anybody if they wanted anything We weren't allowed to go and he would just go in and get a large coffee and come out And we would drive down the shore. We'd be looking at my mom like, yo, what the fuck? What are we assholes back here? I can't get a slurry Yeah, didn't want to be near you. It's just like that's how you stay sane. That's what I would need to do I know. Yeah, but no breakthrough breaks. No snacks. No nothing We're just sat in the back of his big fucking trashy suburban like fucking losers

Dude as an eight-year-old fat kid if we drove up to any type of convenience store And I wasn't getting a little treat treat. There was a there was a bad pretension about that We expect it. We could set this off right now. I'll tell you that I want to kick that I'm not screwing around I respect listen my favorite thing about any road trip is just like stocking up on snacks I don't know. That's the best. It's the best growing up. Did you like we would go on this isn't Like would you go on a school field trips? The best thing was the night before was going to get a bunch of snacks to take so That was huge growing up

Do you guys know what you're at a Kennywood? It's like the Pittsburgh It sounds fucking trash mags Kennywood Kennywood That sounds like it's some guy's mouse Jesus You know, you never think about like the like the name of things because it's so part of like you and you're like You hear it that way. Yeah, you never pause to think like how like it's like names are like bobby wood

Like of course it sounds crazy But in your head when you heard it as a kid, you're like, that's just what it's called the best place in the world That's one of the that's one of the questions that we usually do is what was the name of the grocery store growing up growing You had growing up the giant eagle the giant eagle That's big though. There was a lot of them in the like out in the Midwest and stuff It's only it's all it's the only grocery store there. We didn't have like Kroger We didn't have Aldi like I'd never heard of another grocery So I thought it was the only grocery store chain in the whole world giant eagle

Yeah, I still think if you shop at Aldi now, I I'm so trash. I think you're fancy Because it's european so I'm like the european. No, it's not but in my head I'm like, well, those europeans are better than us. So would you say Aldi's is that what you're talking about? Yeah, see that's the trashy one That's what I thought but my parents love it. Yeah, dude. The first time I went there not that long ago I'm leaving they charge me a quarter for the cart I swear to god, they charge a quarter for the cart No, if you charge me if you charge me for the cart, I'm putting it in my trunk and fucking leaving with it

That is trash profiting off would be carts. That is that is trash. Yeah, that is quarter to who the fuck's got change on them What's going on? I respect it. Listen, I respect that somebody has the whole establishment and like the basis of it Is that you need this piece of equipment and they're like you have to pay for it Yes, I mean, it's uh, yeah, I would five would definitely never go back there for sure. That's crazy I wasn't planning on going to begin with but now I'm definitely not going it's got those good discounts In your uh, in your vacation travels growing up. Did you ever make it as far as colonial Williamsburg?

Absolutely Every every canyon Pennsylvania goes there. I swear like a school field trip We went it's fucking trash. Did you wear a costume? Did you that's the question You know, that's garbage, right? I've never gotten into costumes except for adoring sex and halloween But I was I was too. Yeah, you know colonial Williamsburg is garbage. You'll wear that No, I thought that it was like classy because it's colonial the wicked wolf. That's what they want you to think

Well, in Pennsylvania, we would also go to Amish country So we would just drive two hours from Philly and just go stare at Amish people who were like looking at Looking at a bunch of fucking fat kids on a bus Would you guys do that in Pittsburgh? Absolutely, they had the best pies and cookies on the side of the road. I fuck with those cookies on the side of the road Absolutely, I know where the Amish lived was called middle sex and I always thought that was like the craziest There's intercourse, Pennsylvania and middle sex, Pennsylvania and Both those places and I always thought that was so ironic

You know what they're doing It's all set up. They're great marketing. Yeah, dude. Amish country is fucking. Yeah, what what? You look back on you're like, that's what we're doing We're going out here to look at other people and take their pies and their apple cider and shit like that I'm like, what are they going to teach me? I'm going to sit there on the back of the bus and make fun of them for the next Three hours. That's what I'm going to do. It's an exercise in class. Just not being an asshole. Yeah, true Oh my god, that is too funny. All right. I got one more. Do you have a go-to order at Sheets? It wasn't like a Pennsylvania. It wasn't like a Pittsburgh thing where I grew up. So I didn't really have it

Is there like an equivalent? What did you have out there? You didn't have a wall out there. Did you we didn't have any of that cool shit? No, it was on like the outskirts of Pittsburgh. I know I was deprived. We had some 7-elevens I went to 7-eleven a lot. I was as a kid. I was a big fan of clear Pepsi at the 7-eleven Man, that is so clear Pepsi Is so trashy. Yeah, for sure. It was the only time I was allowed to leave the house by myself I'd ride my bike down to the 7-eleven and buy clear Pepsi. All right, since you gave yourself away with the clear Pepsi House has there ever been a three liter of soda?

What is that? What is that? Really a clear Pepsi girl doesn't know what a three liter is You don't remember in the 90s when they were like fuck it to two liters not enough and they started selling three liters No, does that still exist or have they have we have we made this illegal? I'm sure you can find one maybe but yeah, they they were big at like pizza parties Roller skating parties that the mom would break out of uh, it's like a two and a half. It's like two and a half gallons of soda No, okay, so I didn't drink that girl. I was the first thing I ever drank. Um, like alcohol wise was mickey's ice 40s So like lots of 40s in Pittsburgh. Are you a truck driver?

I didn't even know beer came in regular bottles until I was like at least 19 Like I thought that everything you needed it was yeah, everything was a huge huge green bottle So we just jumped from clear Pepsi to mickey's and two two beats. That's I loved that and then growing up Um, I discovered a hamburger helper when I was like 15 at my boyfriend's house My mom wouldn't my mom wouldn't let me have it So I used to like spend a lot of time at my boyfriend's house because his parents would let me have that like tuna noodle casserole Like we never had any good shit at the house

So I had to go to other people's places if you want to talk about as much as I respect it You want to talk about blowing away macaroni and cheese? You get yourself a box of hamburger helper and call it a fucking day Good night. It's so it's so good. It's so trashy, but so Fucking good. I do I do they still make it? I got it. We got I got to get some. Yeah Absolutely, I haven't even thought that thought to buy it I just want to stay on the food topic. Uh, answer me this An open bottle of ketchup belongs in the refrigerator or the cabinet

I keep it in the fridge It would be I don't know. It's just food to me. It's like it's it was like a fresh product at one point So I keep it in the fridge, but I don't know if you have to and what about the syrup Syrup in the cabinet This kid's all right. Yeah, she passes passes passes the test. All right, man I got one for you every caring one. Uh, hold on. She has a curious look on her face Did you know I didn't know what the right answer was that's just what happened. That was perfect People keep ketchup in the cabinet some lunatics are running around

Eating warm fucking ketchup like they're out of diner or something warm ketchup, but it's like it came from a fruit like It should be in the refrigerator. It doesn't it's not even natural to me how long it lasts to begin with But like we should be putting this in there. We put barbecue sauce in the refrigerator. Everything goes in after opening Refrigerate after opening. It's a fucking sane But let me ask you just must is mustard supposed to go in the fridge or not I think mustard could go either way Either way Barbecue sauce barbecue sauce cold once you open it once you oh once the seal is cracked. It's gotta go cold

I think so too. Okay. There's air in there soy sauce Soy sauce goes cabinet Yeah, okay. I think I might be a fridge household Well, you put so you put in soy in the fridge. I think we did I don't know. I was only eating macaroni and cheese and chicken nuggets when I was eight I wasn't really dipping into the fucking soy sauce. I keep the mayo by the couch. That's how I roll Love mayonnaise. Okay. Oh, here we go. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. All right. You like mayonnaise Let me ask you a question answer honestly growing up. Was it helmans or miracle whip?

Who's out here fucking with miracle whip? Right answer, right answer. I I still remember when my stepdad bought it and my mom roasted him so hard. Oh, I love that All I was trying to do was like be a little bit healthy and this was like world war three like why is this in my refrigerator? Only helmans, which it should be Only helmans also pittsburgh is uh hinds hinds. Oh, yeah, of course hinds catch up only no hunts. No hunts at your house, huh? Dude, if my mom tries to bring home hunts, I'm like get the fuck hit the bricks. Oh, it's this is a I run a tight ship around here in the tines. Okay

Oh my god, is there a drawer in your kitchen that contains packets of ketchup soy sauce duck sauce? No, I feel like that's an office only kind of thing like I would do that at like when I used to have a job But I feel like I don't have that here. I don't think I had it growing up my mom's definitely my dad's It was in the drawer with all of the takeout menus. Sure, of course Everybody has that same exact drawer. There's like one packet of plastic utensils in there too from like three years ago There's chopsticks. Yep. Yeah, absolutely salt chopsticks ketchup. How do you feel about Hawaiian pizza? I'll fuck with it. I don't mind. I don't order it. But if you stick it in front of me, I would eat it

Sure, okay, you order it like a fucking animal. You can't be order. Yeah, he orders it. I'm garbage. What do you want from me? I feel like pineapple is underrated in the savory world and I threw pineapple I cooked some pine. I had this like salmon the other day. I was like, this is gonna go bad What else do I have? I had some pineapple in the fridge and some soy sauce. I just threw that shit in a pan I cooked the pineapple down with the soy sauce a little bit of garlic and the salmon was delicious That's a great combo. I'll tell you what's not too shabby either. You slap a piece of grilled pineapple on a burger Yeah, I would eat that. Yeah. Yeah It's clean living

Clean living Um, all right. I got two more with food and then we can you know chip ears or so Um, I feel like food is a perfect determine determinator Determine Determinator I don't know but I'm let's roll with it. It's a perfect determinator Determinator Yeah, if you are trash vernacular. Yeah, also I ate. Um, I was eating corn

straight out of the can with a spoon And I put it like a couple days ago. It's delicious. Okay. Oh My blood just went cold. That's fucking gross. Do you do you drain it? Do you drain it first? I drain it and I run water in it. Um, and then drain the water but um, all right, you're not a monster Yeah, I'm not a crazy person. I put it on my instagram story It was one of the most responses I've ever gotten to an instagram story ever people went wild Lots of lots of it's a very divisive acting Is there a debate because I always if like we get uh, you know black beans or garbanzo beans or something like that

Like goya get a can you're supposed to clean them out, right? Nobody just dumps the can into the dish, right with all that You're joking. No. No. No. No drain them. I don't clean them. I drain them Well, you said clean beans and chickpeas specifically They collect that like sediment that like thick sediment at the bottom of the can so I rinse them off Yeah, okay. All right. Maybe you're right on that thing. I need to start cleaning my beans I don't want garbanzo beans here up. Yeah, we're not eating at your house. Okay Well, you guys weren't invited to begin with okay Um

When you were a kid you guys would sit down, you know your mom stepped up whatever there'd be a dinner, right? You'd have all the kids around to call you Would you guys ever drink milk with dinner? I think so it grosses me out if you think about it. Um, I think we get trash. It's disgusting I know get her out of here. She stinks. There's nothing wrong with milk for dinner No, it's trashy, dude You've never gone to like Del Frisco's or something and they have you order a steak and they give you a glass of 2% It's nuts

I don't know. Maybe I should have drank more milk as a kid. Maybe I wouldn't be five feet tall Yeah, we have bones would have grown a little more All right switching gears out of food. Um, have you ever owned the anti car theft device known as the club? Fuck yeah, everyone in Pittsburgh had it. You didn't even have a car without it. There was no you I just I I didn't even understand it You couldn't have a car without it. It just didn't exist. Like I think I thought it just came with the car The fuck. Yeah, it was so garbage. That was so funny Yeah on a bashful fuck. Yeah, I still got one. Have you ever hit anybody with the club?

You could do that. Um, that that that was the big thing in Philly It was like, well, they won't steal it and then if somebody tries to rob me while I'm in it I got the club. It was there people in Philly are out here just beating people to death with the club I always thought Pittsburgh was like pretty savage But like you go to like a sports game in Philly and they'll murder you Yeah, it's gross. It can be dicey, but I would I was in Pittsburgh a couple times There's some fucking rough characters running around Pittsburgh as well Yeah, I wouldn't go to a bar in Pittsburgh and start talking about, you know, Ben Rothesberger is

You know is a loser or anything like that. You get the shit kicked out of you. Yeah, crazy crazy people All right, you said you redid your apartment. Is there anything in there that says live laugh love? No, I don't actually and I talk about that on the podcast neither of us fuck with that stuff. It's not for me I don't get it. Yeah Like we like had a whole episode where we're talking about people that have like it's wine o'clock somewhere shit in their kitchen Everything happens for a reason No, it's like zero personality. It's like, hey, this is what target told me was cool. And that's what I'm going with It's so crazy. My stepmom has filled the house. My dad's house that I'm like, I don't know how you live with this

Bitch, I it's so crazy to me But to be fair looking at what I'm seeing behind you I would expect to see one just maybe a little one somewhere Nah, come on. No No, it's it's not my style my style is more like, you know Little boho meets Hamptons meets West Elm. How do you feel about the home cactus? The home cat like a cactus. Uh-huh. I gotta turn this around for you guys. Hold on Just wait, that'll be worth it

Oh What do you looks like you're in the fucking Mojave desert? I'm more plants than anybody Jesus Christ This kid's growing peyote. I like it. Yeah, it looks like central fucking park in there Never really had plants growing up in the house, but I have so many plants here. Um Yeah, fuck with plants a lot. Yes. I don't know what it is the thing Like I put live laugh love and cactus kind of in the same group for some reason

How beautiful that is this is so much more beautiful than a live laugh love sign. Yeah It's a living thing. But yeah, I'm like real bait like my apartment looks like an instagram. It does. Yeah, it's very it's it's very well Put together. Yeah, thank you. Cactuses have to come with that. I'll look at this one. I'm buying this one a vase later Oh, nice. Okay. I like them. I got a couple of my lady got them. They're nice. They're popular That's the only thing so people think they're shitty like, you know People think it's basic because a lot of people have cactuses in their apartments Well, they're also really easy to take care of they don't have to be well lit. You water them once a month. It's they're great Yeah, um

I want to circle back out one more for food and I think I think that's it for me. Um Um What is your favorite kind of french fries waffle beer battered steak curly shoes question good question This says a lot about a person I think it depends on what meal you're eating and if you're ordering it like with a sandwich or if it's just come into the table I mean, I feel like everyone's should be waffle or curly Yeah But like after my own heart right there

Curly I don't like when you order curly fries and you get like two of them and everything else is just broken apart That really is disappointing to me. I fully agree. Um, and I like I like mayo with my fries Is that weird? No, what that's fucking awesome. I like a good mayo with the fries. Uh, we were kids We would all be saying it's gross now. I'm fucking drunk, dude Load that fat in there. Yeah What's the correct answer to the french frat question? There isn't one. I just think it tells certain things about your personality I mean curly and waffle top upper echelon of the fry family. So, you know, you land it in good company Thank you. I'll I'll fuck with any fry really. Of course. Yeah

From what our boys at the lab have told us, I believe the most garbage Would be the crinkle cut Yes Yeah, that would be the most garbage and less that's the only place. Yeah, the only place you can get Uh, you can order crinkle cut french fries would have to be at the snack bar at a little league Yes, you're totally right. I'm trying to imagine like where you would even get them coming that little tray That little paper tray. Why don't we have those little trays all the time? I would love to eat those little trays that in the Yeah

Shake shack has the crinkle cut fries Yeah, uh, yeah I didn't think about that. I guess I guess the hierarchy of fries is based on availability and waffle fries are the most you can't find them Only certain places carry them and that's how you know, it's better. They're like the Ferrari of the fry I feel like Seinfeld right now. Yeah, and that shake shack that's that's that that At shake shack that's Danny Meyer doing that ironically, you know, I mean like going back to yes It is like they actually went to the regular like fresh cut fries and people revolted and they had to go back to the crinkle cut Wow, I'll tell you what you want to talk about class ain't nothing wrong with a little shake shack

I had it last night. That's why I said about it. I love it I'm a little upset that it's like it used to be the kind of like an exclusivity thing There wasn't that many but now they're in like every airport and shit. I like that's frustrating They're all over, you know, I used to work for Danny Meyer um And at like a restaurant not at shake shack, uh, but a place called union square cafe in new york But uh, I love shake shack it actually started as like a little shack in Madison square park. They served hot dogs And that's all they served

Uh, and now there's like hundreds of locations like 150 maybe. Yeah Yeah, they know what they're doing, man. That guy can make a pretty mean fucking milkshake too. I'll tell you that Oh, yeah, all of it. Yeah All right kippy you used up. I have one last question for you And then we'll let you get out of here. Uh, have you ever had your blood pressure taken? at a cvs absolutely Yeah, that's

Go go to a primary care physician or someone to administer that medical test If you're doing tests with that next to where you buy the condoms or something wrong I used to like that machine when I was a kid like it was Of course, of course When you do it, it's not garbage But have you ever been standing at line waiting to get a prescription when you look over and some guy's got his fucking arm in there And his wife standing next to him as fucking trash, right? I only did it actually like to wait my parents out at the store like as a toy because it was a game

Yeah, it was a game. You would see like how tight it would get or whatever. Yes. Yeah. Oh my god. Well, rena We got to say kippy. What do you think garbage not garbage? I think she either see I think she grew up kind of garbagey But now she seems all class Yeah, I'm going with that. You are a hundred percent all class my friend. I love it Former garbage reform which happens to a lot of people when they get older That's true. All right, but give me time. I might revert to my roots Yeah, who knows rena. This was so much fun. Thank you very much Is there anything you want the folks out there to know that they that they might not know or anything?

you want to promote um, my podcast called girls gotta eat it's on itunes and spotify and anywhere that you find uh Anywhere that you find podcasts the comedy show about sex and dating and relationships instagram is the same girls gotta eat podcast And my instagram is rena dot greenberg Absolutely fantastic. Thank you so much kippy. What do we got for him? At kevin ryan comedy on all social media And please make sure you rate review subscribe on itunes also spotify and you the full video is up and available on youtube So please subscribe there as well

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