Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Should We Buy a Van? w/ Kippy & Foley!

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley and the boys are thinking of buying a conversion van for the road! It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Tour Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Acorns: Head to https://acorns.com/GARBAGE or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! iRestore: https://www.irestorelaser.com/AYG Liquid IV: Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to http://liquidiv.com and use code GARBAGE at checkout. Shopify: Go to https://shopify.com/garbage to start selling with Shopify today. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New tour announcement gang, the boys are heading back out on the road for the Back on the Block Tour, baby. We're coming to a city near you. We're talking about live RU Garbage stand up comedy and a whole mess of beers. Yeah, we're starting off this March. We're in Pontiac, Michigan, Indianapolis, Indiana, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Then we're going out there to the Berg, baby, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Cleveland, Ohio and Atlantic City at the Borgata get your tickets now are you garbage comm use the promo code garbage for early access do it Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage? the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or

absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R U garbage. It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that to go to be classy. Yeah. they're just a big old piece of trash garbage. I'm your host, I totally coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in the new edition. She's upstairs doing a little crypto pump and dump.

Okay, trying to make a bucks for the summer. Summer. You gotta get ready now. That's a long pump and dump. Hey, don't get caught up in it. Sure. Real boiler room stuff she's got going on up there. She's got four guys working up there. Giovanni Robisi's up there last time I checked. My Coast is coming at you from across the table. So we call it a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies.

He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman, but enjoys domestic beer. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan everybody You ain't lying shout out to a nice American ale. Do you like it import? Yeah, I mean, what are you talking about? Yeah, if you imported from fucking new work, maybe I had the Heineken one time And you looked at me like I was trying to poison you. Yeah, that's not I mean that's that's commie talk right? You know like an am still light

Yeah, that's not I mean that's that's commie talk right? You're like an am still light What we're doing here no goddamn I wouldn't brow American beers Maybe in a pitcher maybe in a bottle. I love it in a can. I just like your mom. Are you like a Guinness? That's an import Theoretically sure I mean I like a Guinness a few times a year and when I'm dropping Jamison in there a little car, Beasles. That's an import, Jameson. Yeah. Well, you said beer.

You don't go for the international beer. No, I'm a goddamn red-blooded American. I drink American beers brewed in Mexico. All the IPAs are usually Americans. Yeah. That you go for. I like a Bex, like a gentleman. because all the IPAs are usually Americans. Yeah. That you go for. I like a Bex, like a gentleman.

Who, well. I know you like an Amstel Light. Nah, that's a. Come on. Bex is a non-alcoholic. At the country club. Dude. You don't get an Amstel Light with your salmon pants.

Bud Light, man. You drink all the beers that like were cool in like 2001 for a weekend. Like, that all had a good marketing campaign in the late 90s. Oh, I'm sorry. Landshark's coming back. Hey, shout out to Landcheetles. I did love a good Landshark.

Get a couple of six-pack of Don Cheetles. Get crisscrossed on those things. Man, shout out to Jimmy Buffett. That was his brew. Got another goddamn red-blooded American. He did alright. Uh, but listen, all that's either here or there, uh, guys, if you haven't, uh, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube, and now full video available on Spotify, too!

Crazy! Talk to the bigwigs over there, they got us lined up in a new creator program! No money! Work release. Hahaha! Three years of good behavior, they finally gave us a fucking video. We're on what they call a trial... Hahaha! the Yeah, I'm gonna. Have you given me the dates yet? I'm gonna need you. I got a lot going on. I'm gonna need you in the spring big dog. You gotta move a couple two three take a couple of months to get back in airport walking shape. Oh God. Let's talk about this big new tour back on the block. Yeah, the boys. The boys. Here we go. Back in a minivan.

The tour bus is done. They took it back. What? We can't afford it. We're back in a van, moving, shaking. I like it. I'm doing 95. Couple of clubs? I'm seeing moves three, four steps ahead of time. That's what I'm doing. You got to get a new playlist. You're killing me.

Driving blindfolded. That's the new tour. If I hear that Creedence Clearwater Revival playlist some more time, I'm going to jump out the window. I put that on for you. We've gone over this. That's you You know, I mean what do you listen? I can only hear fucking R. E. M. So many times That's so far. I want to take my life. I was just thinking about that that I would like to hear some R. E. M. Oh my god

I'm getting back into them. Good. It's good. I just you can get back into them on your time. I saw Michael Shannon covering driver eight You guys hear that? I'm trying to plug a goddamn tour over here. You're talking about washed up rock. Well talk to me about it. Um, I Forget all the details. No, uh guys the new tour starts in March. Oh, let's fucking go March 8th We're gonna be at the we're gonna be in Pontiac, Michigan And then Monday March 10th, we're gonna be at Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis, Indiana.

Back in Indy, very nice. Then we're going to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And then we're going to Madison, Wisconsin. Then we're going to Minneapolis, Minnesota. And then in April, we're doing a Pittsburgh improv out there, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Then we're going to Cleveland to do Hilarities. Okay.

And then in July, we're taking it down the shore to Atlantic City, New Jersey, the music box at the Borgata. How about that? Shake them up, shake them up, shake them up. Back it up, back it up. Let's go. I'm still on a heater from fucking Parks. I know. Continue that down ashore.

But first, man, talk about a salt to the earth run. That is. That's middle America, baby. That's fucking whoop whoop That's fucking we're hitting all The B level cities you got back to the roots back back on the block tour The boys are going to be coming if you don't if you've never been to a live show It's me and the big man do stand up. We got an opener or two and then we play ayg with the crowd It's a good freaking time. I suggest you come if you've been come back, baby. We want to see you again. I genuinely

Not for nothing these shows are gonna sell pretty quick so act act now promo code garbage to get access Pre-sale starts today. If you listen to this when it comes out, what is a pre-sale? Exactly, I'm not really sure they make you do it. They give you dates I don't know just buy the ticket go on sale go on sale for they're on sale till when? 10 o'clock Thursday night? Listen, I'm not sure. They're on maybe. I don't know. Get them tickets. Just buy the tickets. Promo Code Garbage.

Come see the boys. I'm juiced up. Let's fucking get the fuck out of here. I know. Fucking putty breaking my balls all the time. The whole town in my rearview. It's gonna be a good time. I'm fucking stoked. I love these. So this is we've done all these cities already in the past. I'm fucking stoked. I love these. So, this is uh we've done all these cities already in the past. I saw my god damn

special there. Madison. Madison. Uh so, it's like these are some of the cities that we were like, we love these shows are always some of the funnest of of the runs. They're fantastic. They're great comedy towns. It's gonna be a rough and

tumble ride. Pontiac. Pontiac, Michigan, baby. Talk about the down and outs. The first of March might as well be in love it. Let's fucking go. Yeah. So it'll be a good time. Still on the ground. Get those tickies. We can't wait to see you out there. Absolutely. All the clubs we do meet and greets.

We get we meet all the homies and all the bozi. Yeah, it's been a minute. Well, we've been a minute since we've been in. Really getting back to our roots. Back to the roots. It's been a minute where we've been a minute since we've been in uh really getting back to our roots. Back to the roots. You know what it's all about. Yeah. Who needs tour buses and

all that crap? Give me a minivan with a donut on it and you crushing some uh corn nuts or something like that yelling at me. I'm a gummy bear man. Everybody knows that about me. Uh but yeah, I can grab those tickets, all tickets available at rugarbage.com or in the link in the bio on the socials.

Let's go, I love it. I got a little something before we get started here. What can we do for you? I sent Lucas a picture. My door's always open to you. I sent Lucas a picture. Now listen, you know, we both come from very garbage stock, you know what I mean?

Cars haven't always been the best cars. I've only ever had one new car that was a Kia. That got stolen. Sure. So I don't judge people on their cars at all, right? I get it, I've been down and out, I've spray painted my car to cover up damage, I've duct taped my car, I've done it all.

That being said, I think there is a limit to the amount of damage a car should have and still be on the road. I think that's a fair assessment. Yeah, you can't it can't look like a fucking old matchbox car. You can't have the hood off or anything like that. This car, this car that I'm gonna show you, Uh-huh. I swear to god is still in use It may moves it whoever move it's in different parking spots all the time He moves it for alternate side parking. So this is an active. This is in the city. There's a citizen, New York City Okay active car in the city the modern-day Rome the what? I don't know

You hanging out with Becks Rome. What do you fucking talk? Who you hanging out with? Becks? Rome? What are you fucking talking about? We're gonna get a Peroni? A Peroni? I'd like a Peroni What the hell is wrong with you? And you know what my favorite beer probably is? Is that Japanese, was it Acai? Acai? Super dry? That's delicious

Not gonna work here, I'll tell you that much We are an American Bilsner company All right, a lot of American lager watered down just like a little bit of metal taste when you pop the bottle So much something a little ever pop that you pop open like an old Budweiser those rust around the top I hate that man. That stinks and you like drinking blood It's like you're eating pennies dude. Going down on them. You got two tree in you. It don't matter. Sure. Alright let's see it. Hit em. Look at that thing dude. The gas tanks, the gas tank. It looks like a piano fell on it. It's got, it's got that silver like thermal duct tape on it dude. That is insane What is that around it? What is that a sheet? No, it's like those so it's stretchy thing you cover a bad couch with sure sure those things

Did you got one of them if you're those are like book covers remember those are usually a weed dealers house sure Covering the covering a thing. You're sitting on that. You take a nap. I'm taking a nap at your weed dealer's house pass out. Man, you are not the customer of the month. Wake up with seeds in your wake up at the local news is just ended. I gotta get out of here, man. I did. What's he putting in there? You're taking a hit. I can end it. Talk about into the couch. This guy's snoozing.

That's not... That's cake. That's not a real car. That's cake, right? Look at the side of that thing. Dude, that thing... What is that? I think it's like a...

I don't know what it is. No, like the side where the tape is touching the white. So this is... That's not fiberglass or regular metal car. No, so the problem... Let's put a pin in. The problem is it's a convertible. The back window is blown out with along some of the top

of the convertible, so they've replaced that with like a blue tarpish. That can't be waterproof. That cannot be waterproof, dude. The gas, it's like, what are you? That's a real nice neighborhood you live in there. That's what you're talking about, that's the god damn Hudson River right there That's the god damn Palisades

You took that picture in the middle of the summer The leaves won't grow That was at two in the morning, those are the cop lights Is that Sherwood Forest? Ummm, that's uh, I mean I don't know At what point do you just go like, I'm gonna get rid of this take the tax Road to donate the cars for kids or something needs to get her care cars for kids this guy

They would take that this guy's jam probably a kid in that truck. That's a couple hundred bucks junk What can you get? I mean, what do we we looked it up you can get a junk car is like 200 bucks get you 150 200 What is that by the way? What kind of car that's a 1980 POS? by the way what kind of car that's a 1980 POS I'm still making that I didn't know they came in white Judy's got tape on that I know you can't see he's got tape on the dashboard too. Yeah Let's talk about the fucking nice thing imagine picking up a broad in that for a day

I'm out front. You can't miss me lady. I Hope you brought your driving goggles Call out a smoke That's insane dude. What dude that is that is now for the Northeast It's like you could have the broken roof if you lived in like Santa Fe Desert or something You know what I mean somewhere. You're not getting a lot of precipitation This is a fucking northeast in the goddamn winter. You gotta be freezing your balls off. Can I

say this? Please. Can I say this? I'm listening. It seems more often than not. The road of the convertible is paved in disappointment. Sure. More often than not, this is how you're just paved in It's the last act of a desperate man. Don't get the convertible I mean the dental practice has to be going real well There's about 5% of people who have them that can pull them off. Yeah, cuz you just know Convertible, you know behind that smile is just sadness and pain past two bills pain. Pass two bills. Pass two bills. That guy's jammed up. You're still paying for a Ninja Blender six easy payments and you pull up with the convertible that's how things end for guys that get convertibles. You know what? No matter what. You're not wrong. Nobody takes them back. Do they still make convertibles? Are we still

doing this? I don't really can find out what I'm not I I mean, I'm sure like Mercedes, they got the drop tops. I'm sure that's different. That thing's in there. Oh, yeah. We I read it one what I lived like that for a little while. That's there you go. Your theory checks out man. Yeah, that that that's your drive in that the Mazda MX5

Miata Miata's got to have a drop top. You got to let the hair fly when you're driving a Miata. Yeah, Miata's gotta have a drop top. You gotta let the air fly when you're driving a Miata. Otherwise, you're not gonna pick up the chicks. Otherwise, you'll waste all that money on Bosley. Oh, for nothing, you're jumping out of a pool into your convertible. I figured you would know Bosley. The hell does that mean?

I got a TV, sure, what happened? I can't sleep some nights. Yeah, I mean, they get you early. They get you in the middle of the night. No, the BMWs. So Mercedes-Benz, a Porsche, an Audi, a Chevy Corvette. I'll give you those. Those are those are you're allowed to have a convertible. Those will kind of hang in there. The guy in the vet, he's maybe has some child support payments that he hasn't

paid. Sure. Possibly has a Dewey. Now if you're zipping around, that's a Miata. That's not bad. That ain't good. I don't know about that. You see Uncle Hank zipping around in that thing? You see his stuck in it. Sure. What are you talking about? I'm sticking him above the windshield. You gotta have a drop top. You got to get a lower. You get lowered into that thing. It's a poor man's Alfa Romeo. I tell you what, they look a lot better than the ones in the in the 2000s and 90s. Oh, yeah.

That tan one's pretty sweet. That one. That's not bad. That is they are that they are try. They are the poor man's Porsche. I mean, yeah, you're trying to look like a Porsche. Yeah, that's just that's like that's a that's a that's a that's a Porsche But okay go back to fucking the white wonder there That's not it. What?

That's not that's not first of all that's not really a convertible That's no I would argue that's borderline no longer a car. That is not a complete. No forget about the damage I'm saying when you saying when that guy bought that, things were looking up. You know what, for sure. You know what I like? Right, things were, I mean, this is really, he's got his convertible, man.

He had his whole life ahead of him. Sure. But like, the thing I don't get, right, listen, that car's down bad. That car, that guy's probably down pretty bad. I mean, I don't get right listen that cars down bad that guy car that guys probably Don't know about that a little bit. Yeah, it's fucking I was gonna be like we have to cancel the show I don't know what this guy thought there's no way those No, but he's moving it so he's got it. He's gotta go get gas and something like that things I don't know if he's taking it to work. I do see it parked a lot

I've never seen it moving, but it's all over the neighborhood. He's moving it back and forth. I What what can you track this guy down and do a little impromptu interview with him on the street? Hey, man, I just want to talk to you for a little bit Right is this gonna have me at knife point going through my wallet. What are you talking about? I need to get a Man god love him. Yeah, but he's doing what he's got to do. I have some reason He's got to hang on to that fucking agree. But he's doing what he's gotta do. For some reason, he's gotta hang on to that fucking thing. But what's the reason? I don't know.

That's what I want you to find out. It looks like there's a Maltav cocktail hanging out of that thing. He was trying to get somebody to try to burn him out of that thing. And it's got progressively worse, because it used to be still like taught in the back. I think the snow really, really took the structural integrity of that back with that back cloth out.

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is frustrating. Take it from me. I know. You got to get out in front of it. You don't have to fight it alone thanks to i store. We thank Iris store. Mm-hmm. There was that time. Anybody that was friends with my parents, like their age, that bought the not convertible convertible. What do you mean the not convertible? That's a not convertible.

Your mom's Sebring. That's not really. It's a convertible. You brought your mouth about the goddamn Sebring. It's a convertible, but you just it's that's that's how they all end up Or in a river somewhere a lake. What's a rag top? That's a rag top I don't think so it is a rag top is fucking a soft top Yeah, but I think it's just the title think the whole thing goes back. I

Could be wrong. Rag top, a car with a roof that can be folded down. Yeah, just different terms. What the kids called them back in the 50s. But I think that's when you have to do it yourself. Like you have to unlatch it and then like bring it down yourself. Well, there's also the ones that just do the middle. It's like the sun roof, but it's like the rag top.

And then there's the cars, like the old school, like the Cadillacs from like the 80s and 90s had the cloth top but weren't Convertibles, you know what I mean? That's a little bit of class right? I know what you're talking about those things are all right I saw a loom with one one time when I was I was in driving my other loom is me and Vinnie That's a skinny coming up the AC Express way from Wildwood and we passed like a like a light blue loom with the cloth top but not the convertible that's hard underneath that's like a signature series or something that's real nice

Eddie Bauer edition yeah that thing who you drink with your pinky up when you're driving that that thing's all right the Mossy most series. In that a company. Yeah, but I mean, they sold like surfer t shirts. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking. Usually have like an emblem on it. Yeah, some kind of special light. Yeah, it had like a you know, the mark for whatever like remember those things were big. My buddy had a mark for my neighbor had a mark for mark. See the Marks were? They were trucks. It'd be like Mark 4, Mark 5, Mark 3.

Vans did them a lot too. No, I don't know. Mark 4... Yeah, it was like an Eddie Bauer. Whatever. Do some fucking in there. I want to buy us a... I'd look at him probably bi-weekly buying us a conversion van. How would we get it out to where we're going? What do you mean? So like so let's take the new tour for

example. We're going to get a minivan. We're going to be zipping around. Yeah. What if we are you going to listen if you're trying to convince me to buy a conversion van this week, you don't got to do any convincing. Oh, we could have it meet us in Indianapolis. Yeah, then how do we get it back? Have someone drive it back? That's pretty good. That's not bad, right? Wait, hold on. I didn't think I thought it was gonna be a harder sell to you. What? We might have to do this. I fucking grew up on the my whole dream is to drive around the country with my boys in a van. Really shoot really aim high. How big though? The A-Team. That was my favorite with my boys in a van. Really shoot, really aim high. How big though?

The A team. That was my favorite show when I was a kid. All right, get it. All right, Luke, get on conversion vans. Used. Ragged up. I don't think they sell them new. Yeah, they're like Sprinter-esque.

They're like new. They're like big, nice Jones. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure. They're like more paper book Facebook. What are you doing? Marketplace they're gonna take our information nuts. What do you fucking who are you Patty? I tell you to buy a car you go to fucking Facebook market. I just need my social How much is a reliable thing so we can have we can have Ryan D drive it out

That's not that far. What's here to Detroit probably 12 hours hours. Or buy. How about we buy? I'm sure they're probably floating around Pontiac left and right. I'm not flying out there. I'm buying a car sight unseen. Wait, didn't you do that with the Lumina? You didn't see that. What? You never saw. I'm not living in the Lumina either. I'm also not driving the Lumina across country. Fair enough. Look at that. That's too worky. No, the one on the, yeah, they get like Sprinterish. No, the one on the yeah, they get like Sprinter. No, the one on the no, no, no, no, I got you. Go down right there. Right

that over one. Yeah, right there. Chevrolet conversion van Explorer Limited four wheel drive seat seven. Nice. Pop in there. Let me see the interior. Look at that thing. That thing sweet. Give me let me see interior. I don't fucking see the back of it. Click on one of the interiors. You blow. This guy's state. Okay. Look at that. Me and you in the front seat. I gotta start smoking again. I'm smoking heaters if we get this. That's got a hitch. Keep going. Show me the inside. Yeah. What is this? They. Keep going. She showed me the inside.

Yeah, what? Just start hiding something. Oh, we can do we can lay it down and fucking. No, I want to I want to where it's like a captain's chair, like a party back there where you can turn the seats and talk. That's a with a table. What do you do? So you get an executive for General Electric who has wants to be the 80. We'll get some Kalashnikov's real shiny one put them in a footlocker in the back. That's what they used

I'm telling you this might be pretty sick. You know yeah the interior right there Nobody ever called the 18 out for using a case I Mean they used a k-47s. They were goddamn Vietnam vets. They should have been using them 16 say it says's a no. It's a superior product. Everybody knows it that banana clip Call me Chiquita, baby, cuz I got the name. All right, we need a couple of those That thing stinks, what are you not? No seats turn the whole turn. There's no table. What do you know? Little blow table. Oh, that's all right. Luke stinks. Look what's that going for? I need a little Coke. I need a little blow table. A little BT. That's alright. Luke

stinks. Luke, what's that going for? Uh 46. Grand? Yeah, man, we're out. What's that come do? See, see, give me a loan on 46 grand. A car loan on 46 grand. We'll check back. Can we lease one? Yeah, lease one. Yeah. Buy it. I think there's a tax thing where you can write off a bunch of it then. If we lease it or if we buy it. I think if you buy it. Okay. Yeah, I don't like something new like that.

Ah, that's nice though. Take a peek into that if that's okay. Imagine the boys pulling up the fuck. That would be a good dude. The Pittsburgh improv and that. That's a fuck. We might have to do this. Dude, it's got it's got shades on it. It's got window treatments What's more fucking are you garbage than rolling around show to show on a fucking conversion van? It's pretty sick see if they can get a convertible I'm all right. I'm seriously I didn't I thought you were gonna be a tougher sell ten years when the bottom drops out We're still driving that thing around. It's all fucked up. Of course. That's a nice car All right, we might be all right. Okay, this way bitches be fun 57 for that one

57 grand Find out that I will come back to you 19 find out the find out the loan payment on a 50 $50,000 car. What I can get. And just for shits and giggles, can you do this? Can you look up and see what the 2025 conversion van scene looks

like? You got car payment calculator. Oh, it's a scene, man. This is never good. I'm not trading anything in. Who's this, Luke? What's his bank? It's just a, it's just a, dude, you're in the ads now man you're a fuck just go to Google there should be a Google one there he got our stuff great great job Luke I thought we were coming back to me yeah we are so well

fucking Foley gets his autistic brain it's I don't look over there look over here you just put in the industry is agriculture. You fucking dude. Okay. Alright. Let him be. Stop it. He's not good under pressure. Um that might be that might be the bad talk about back on the block tour. The boys rolling up in a in a conversion van. I like it. Cooler full of beers in the back. East Coast. We can just drive. Of course. Head up to Boston, Rochester. You talking about shows that aren't book yet relax. It's been a week Pulling a Rochester and at the Broads will be jumping out the windows

Sure sure sure I like uh but all that's either here another we'll check back with Luke wait Oh, you got a monthly payment of 2400 bucks. It's 24,000. What do you got us tied up in here? It's two year for the to pay it back or Two years? What am I, made of money? I'll fucking I give a six year lease. Sixty-one months. Like a gentleman. Yeah. One thousand. There we go. I can swing a thousand for sixty months. I'll chip in forty. I got five on it. That's not a bad idea. I mean just for fun. How much would it cost to drive out? drive on it. That's not a bad Luke NYC to Detroit dry. It's I think it's probably 12 hours. It's not that far on a map 10 hours and hours.

I pay we pay we pay Ryan D one day 10 hour day drives out there. We meet them. The boys are whipping all through the fucking midway. We got what have we going doing him? What do you mean? He's hanging. Yeah.

All right. Need a wheel man. You all saw stuff. Plus he'll get used to driving the car. That's pretty good. I mean we might have to do this actually. you're going to need a wheel, Welcome to the neighborhood dog Kids welcome a free candy sign on it The back door is just always you're always just moving a couch out of the back of it with a Cast on your arm Buffalo belt so we got the governor's got there whatever uh

alright We might fucking have to do this. Cool. Man, that just got, I love, I love a good. Can we get a paint it? I love a, yeah. AYG colors? Nah, what are we, what do we, Power 99? Going up to do a street event or something?

Painting like one of those cheap weed trucks. Yeah. It's just mine, your face, our eyes are all bloodshot. Got a garage, or a garbage pail on our head. Yeah, it's just mine. Your face or eyes are all bloodshot. Got a garage or a garbage pail on our head. Free lollipops at every purchase. Now, is there any way? Listen, is there? Hold on one second.

But if I apologize to any homies and or bozos out there that work in the automotive sales industry. It's more narcotics in the tri-state area. They have a line on a good side. I also like what the problem is, these things break down. I mean, if our minivan breaks down that I rented from Enterprise, that's fucking enterprise problem. This thing breaks down in fucking Toledo.

It's got to be a good car. That'd be a good car. Someone can run. I don't I don't need someone 200000 miles on it. Can we paint it the 18 colors? See what a new one goes for. Would you do that? What? You wouldn't let me paint it the 18 colors, would you? Ah, the 18 colors are black with the red. Yeah, red stripe. Yeah, I would do it really why not you're paying for it

sweet 81 grand What's that? I mean an escalade cost 81 what the fuck let's see the pictures Let's take a look. You can see the inside the inside is more important that thing is pretty fucking sweet, dude Why do you show this? Cuz they're 80 the air Got good whoa That's pretty nice. It's executive. Alright, I think, I mean, come on.

It's got a globe on the headrest. We gotta do it. I'm an international businessman, god damn it. Whoa! That's it. Alright. Luke, earmarked that one. We just bought a fucking conversion van. That's a 2024. That's brand new. earmarked out one we just bought of we just bought a fucking conversion van That's a 2024. That's brand new. How many miles on it probably nothing?

Couldn't move that thing That just 86 miles or is that yeah miles away. I think it's 86 miles. Yeah, that's fucking they It's in Doylestown, Pennsylvania. It's 86 miles away. Yeah shit Whatever. All right Everybody relax. Whoa. 1400 a month. Alright. Twenty-seven years. Okay. Fair enough. I like your money work for you. Alright, all that's either here or there. We may or may not be buying a conversion van for the back on the block. I'm putting a cassette player in there. Yeah, right.

All right, let's get it. We got a gosh darn family episode on our hands, guys. As you know, when you join the old Patreon over there, we will answer. You get to ask your garbage questions. We answer it on the air. It is a good friggin time. All right, let's see. This one's just funny.

This is from Kippy's flatbread catering. Longtime listener, first time caller. You ever take a girl on a date in a drive-through car wash man Hopefully you don't do it in that one in that convertible as you be jammed up That's the date that's a good time. I mean I figure the 16 made I'm assuming your young kid You got a car. You don't really know where to go you want to making a move in there No, but that's all I need no one got like a minute and a half. No, that's all I need. No one can,

that's all I need to be shot down. Okay, start backing out. I'm in the back seat naked. No, nothing. Drives itself. I move quick. All you gotta say, no one can see in there. You got the wish you, you know, you got all the, all the water. The guy's

spraying but it's part of the excitement. You know what I mean? That's how I get my rocks short boys taking a peek at you Yeah, that's I mean That's it's kitchen. I who doesn't love going in it though my favorites Yeah There's not many of these something so cozy about being in there when the soap gets all over it and it gets like that The dampens the sound you're in your own little world, just you and her.

Ah la la. Make a move. Make a move. I'm with it. You ever make out in a car? Yeah. Have you? Made out in a car?

Yeah. What am I, Amish? Yeah, who hasn't made out in a car? I don't know. He was a nice guy, he was my teacher, he was my gym teacher, Mr. Duncan. Shout out to Mr. Duncan, dude. Was it Mr. Duncan shout out to mr. Duncan dude was it mr. Duncan Duncan that is Duncan is dick in my head Duncan is balls in my mouth how you doing mr. Duncan I don't know if it was was Duncan. I think there was a Dunn.

There was a Mr. Whitmer, he was our classic gym teacher. There was always a Mr. Dunn. There was a Mrs. Dunn. There was a Mr. and Mrs. Dunn not related. Mr. Dunn was a soccer coach who like, grew up with my uncles or something. I was always, you're Larry, you're Larry's nephew. So you get hit with something, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Heads as big as he told me. It's bigger than I thought kid you smoking I Ain't seen nothing like that since now. All right. Sorry sir on my way Have they named that deformity yet Let's see here That's a good time though. I do respect the I do respect the car wash. That's There's not that many to let you do it anymore

Right. Well, you got to get out because you got to do the fucking in they got duty inside Yeah, which is a real gray area with car washes. Can I tell you that? When I go to my when I go to my guys, okay when I when go to the car wash, I say, give me like the works. The in and out one. The works. It's always the works. I'll do the seal and whatever. The tires, I like the tires being done. But I say really do the inside. There's a lot of french fries in between the sheets.

A lot of french fries. There's a lot of fucking crumpled up. You know There's a lot of croissant Shavings in there like a lot of flakes. Yes, two tree fingernails From a specific time when I just had it done a week ago Because when we got back from fucking vacation, it looked like somebody taking a shit all over the car But he was just it was way dirtier than when we left like somebody wasn't mud driving in it But I assume it was just something in the garage me left like somebody wasn't mud driving in it, but I assume it was just something in the garage And you know over there like a pipe or something like that. It looked like somebody had splatted my car Okay, what's something it's really it did. I did mr. Duncan came over there blasted you one churning up my ass

Anyway You say do the inside they kind of give you a little pushback. Like, like, oh, if you want the inside really done, you got to get the detail. Yeah, sometimes like you'll see it. I don't listen. I my car is always a fucking mess. But I just did it not too long ago. And then you get in and like you just see like they did like one wipe over the dashboard. I'm like, you just made it look worse because I can see where you missed now.

Before it was all just kind of dirty Sure, my eyes adjusted to it and I didn't realize it But now there's one clean streak where you where your rag was I stand there and I Make sure that I tip them. I give them bucks. I don't I don't understand why they do the bucket My place does the bucket and like they don't even like address you for the cash Like they're just you put it in the bucket, but I wanted to let you know I'm greasing you good, because I grease good.

Yeah. But they don't. You want the points. They like, scurry off, and I'm like, hey, come back. I always hand it right to them, hey, thank you so much. Their net dues, mine, they, five guys, girls, it's a very eclectic crew my place has.

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Yeah, you can also just like my whole fight You can also just that they're like 99 cents for a packet 10. We have them in here These are worn out and ready to go though. Yeah with like other people's dirt and chemicals on They're in there blowing your nose with it and oh Little dabble do you? I know they know when they look in the trunk that that's theirs. I also don't like that they go in the trunk. I got shit back there. You're fucking rooting around. A trunk is a secret but you ain't the cops. You need a warrant for that shit.

You can't just go popping at it. They're cleaning it. Nah. A trunk is a person's private closet. That's not for, that's not for public people to see. You're crazy. No. What do you got going on? You got weed in here, Cap. I mean, I, ew!

I'm just saying the rest of the car is presented to go, this is ready to be cleaned. I take all the shit that's in the car, the front of the car, and I put it in the trunk. That's my storage domicile. Sure. You know? And then they go popping that

to do like the window I'm like whoa that's fucking now all my businesses out on Front Street you know any panties and dildos are in there vibrators like a little teeth it's a loner the cars but the cars not I have a conversion van coming actually every time my dad rented a car for like months from Enterprise? Our car had gotten removed from our possession. Sure. Repo man came and took it. I believe. Not looking back, I'm putting all the pieces together.

I think that's what happened. A friend wasn't borrowing it. Sure. I remember being like, what's he, whatever. He rented a car from Enterprise. Because I guess, I don't want to get into it. I guess he was just like, this is 20 bucks a day. Like I can... Aren't those payments just about as much as the car though at the end of the day?

What do you mean? Like to rent a car for a month? I'm sure. I don't know. I don't know what I don't know why he was listen. I don't know. But we were in a rental car for a long time to the point where I remember Enterprise was like calling the house be like but you still have that you gotta this was great. You remember what the plates were you've told me just before

but do you not the plates but do you remember what the plates were? Were you driving around Pennsylvania with like Arizona plates? Oregon or something? Yeah, probably. U-Haul? Those things are all over. How do I keep track of them fucking things? I don't know. Yeah. Nah, yeah, I just remember being like, jeez, this is, that's when it hit me, like, this ain't, who the, you know.

I think it was a blue neon, too, if I remember correctly. It was a couple of times, as it happened. I used to have to drive it to like pull up when I was working we were all working together as I pull up to like fucking supply houses or job sites and then neon blue neon with like it had like blue on the wheels too it was like it was when it was like trying to be like a Scion you remember that like those like there was like a light in it and like it was like a tricked out neon.

I mean, yeah, I think kind of fucking whipped work, though, if I'm being honest. I think like a little go car, dude, me and Vinnie with the skin. He's the fucking we go fucking scooting around in that thing. That's an all right. The racing stripes are all right. Sure. We have to get some if for some reason we ever would be able to pull off the fucking conversion van, we gotta get some type of paint job. Sure. I mean, we can get a loan, I mean we can, I mean we can't buy it cash, but we can fucking,

we can take on a car payment where I mean we are a pretty successful company. We can take on all car payment. I call shotgun and back right at my discretion. I'm gonna be able to open the door. Get out. This might this might be sick, right? The only thing is you got to get it out. If we get the AKs.

Can't take them across the lines, dude. Eight team did it. They don't know. These guys are a couple of renegades. There's a different time. Soldiers of fortune. Very true. Sure. I don't think I think it could work. We just gotta find the right guy to get it out there and get it back. I don't know who that is and it ain't me. I'll do it. I wouldn't just out there. I give me a couple days to get my

head clear. Clear my thoughts. Alright, man. You'd be jerking off in that thing like crazy and you know it. You'd be wailing on yourself. You'd be taking yourself to the car wash if you catch my drive. I've got a thing sold for drug money before I hit the GW. I I see in my neighborhood. Two days later. You're supposed to be in Pontiac, Michigan for the back of the block. You're in that car. In the convertible. Hey, I traded this straight up some kid

in town. Good deal bad news Okay, ah damn that's a good friggin time um All right, let's see here this one's from fat court public defender is what is it garbage for my dad to refuse that He needs reading glasses and instead he carried around a magnifying glass for 10 years. I've seen that in practice. That's worse man. It's like well what are you a detective all of a sudden like a detective from the 1400s all of a sudden. That's insane. How do you think like what embarrassed I'd be way more embarrassed pulling out a magnifying glass than a set of readers. I mean readers are

so commonly used at this point. Yeah I have I have multifocal lenses in my contacts. Let's have Focus on multiple foods at a time. I can see your thoughts yikes Their reading glasses inside the contacts, but they get real big. Do you the Terminator? You got the little green red thing. You're like a you're like a fighter jet tracking system. I'm engaged. Take the shot. Take the shot.

Take it. Yeah, if I look, someone's on me, they're locked in. You're panicking. If I look down. Really? Yeah. It's bifocal. We got them bifocal contacts. Bifocal contacts. Whoa. Yeah. Point around plus 500 pounds. Bifocal. We got them? Bifocal contacts? Bifocal contacts. Whoa. Yeah, I'm point... I'm plus... 500 pounds.

1.75 reading. I don't know what that means, but that's what I need to read. However, they get mixed up a little bit, because they move around in your eyes. Yeah, no shit. And you can't see shit. Well, especially on the phone I'm doing like you're not driving a van. This is crazy Sometimes like I gotta hold it like that or like I can't read He blinked and then blinked again. You're like an alien like this is pretty good But like I would have to like is it like the bottom half of the contact kind of yeah Like the closer I get it to it. I can't read that stuff. But if I move it away, I can see it. Point is, I'm thinking about ditching

them and just going with the readers. Not the half readers, but you get full glasses and you just keep them here and you put them on. Yeah. It's kind of distinguished for an older gentleman. I don't disagree. I think you play very young. You play very young. You look younger than you are. Which is weird with the guy who got the readers. I'm just saying I think it's gonna age you quick. It's gonna visualize. I think you look great. What'd you say? You're gonna be like your character from Uncle Daycare. Uh-huh. Yeah, because they hang on your nose and you look,

I think it's gonna be a tough look for you. When a good looking older guy has them, they look good. But you are not. I'm aware. Like when you see like Ruffalo or like Timothy Olin fan. Oh, movie stars? You mean hot guy movie stars? Yeah, they look pretty cool, don't they? Yeah.

But. You're gonna have the fucking, you might as well get a set of Rex bags You're gonna have the string in the back croquis Man I got it I got two tree uncles that wear them things and then they're like looking at a spark plug or something It's always like a make that's what you know they mean business that guy that guy's working That guy that guy ain't an accountant He's he's got grease on his fingers, and there's a lot of stuff in his front pocket, but a magnifying Magnifying that's crazy. I've seen it once

I've seen it once on the metro north when I was coming home from New Rochelle a woman had it out looking at the newspaper I was like putz Yeah, by a set of readers. What are we doing here? This is crazy You look like a bird You need a two-piece in a fucking Brazilian. What's going on right? Okay What let's ever tighten it up a little bit Young it down

No, I still not like I don't follow you don't know what a two-piece in a Brazilian is Yeah, and you tell me you're making out in a car. You're saying this girl once this lady should she should she was like 80 still Okay, I'm just sorry as long as I got lost in the effort all right. I got lost put that away Yeah, let's start with a pair of readers and maybe a tube top. We jumped right to the two piece. She's told it a Brazilian We jumped right to the two piece still to the Brazilian It is the 2000 on the asshole I just got lost in the rift There's a good name this is from bacon egg and cheeks That guy be fucking salt pepper raw dog

are you the bacon bacon cheeks good that's all right man alright let's see ten dollar homie never have one red are you garbage if to get out of a bet you claim you said doll hairs instead of dollars my buddy Dustin taught me about doll Out of a bet you claim you said doll hairs instead of dollars My buddy Dustin taught me about doll hairs and it blew my seven-year-old mine I ran around school been betting the house on everything

What happens when you gotta make good with the doll hair Go to my sister's room start fucking get that you get these shears out Your sister play with dolls did she have dolls? Uh, I mean she was young. I was you go rooting around and looking at him By the time I had come of you know came came online her doll. She was older So now now you're looking at the dresses of Polly Pocket or whoever it was No, I think she was a Cabbage Patch gal at the time. They didn't do it for you.

It was more of an American dream doll, American girl doll, whatever it is. Slide your ass in that Corvette and take a first spin. No, we never, she never, there was no, looking back, there was no real feminine toy game in the house when I was growing up. Hmm. She's five years older than me. Sure.

By the time I'm four, she's nine. She was into sports. That was all shipped out. Yeah. It was very much my brother's whatever, you know. I didn't mind a nice dollhouse when I was a kid. I thought you were cool. Mm-hmm.

I remember one I could fit in at my my dad's mom Yeah, it was a my my dad's mom. That was just the apartment. My eyes were living in my grandma Babs we'd go down to her house and It smell this they had this steepest set of stairs to get to the basement and they were Carpeted with that shag caught that dude. I fell down them fucking stairs 38 times Really gives like a drum roll dude my fat ass slide and like you never fell you didn't tumble you just landed on your button Coming out like the cop from this

It's good the shit out of you though. Oh my dude heart He catch that in your socks fresh bear white man cuz I was always over there on my Christmas and stuff size so I can hide a fresh eon I'd go down ruin my good cackeys My uncle lived down there too for a period of time and I remember rooting around But there was a dollhouse I guess one of my cousins one of the one of my older girl cousins had this that was a big dollhouse And I could go in and bang like I could go in and get I could climb in it really There's like a big you know one of those big older. I think it was for like more cabbage patch Size doll not way him yeah, I remember rooting around in there looking for some broads

Go to the pocket for some undies in there or something. Some cabbage patch undies. Oh, hello. I got him in. Got him on my head. I don't cook on the. I was also I remember that side of the family. My I'm not even really sure if they were ever married.

The gentleman who hung around. I called it. What? Wait, the guy the guy was he wasn't. Yeah, I think he had. I don't know if he was hanging around one of your aunts. Yeah, I don't know if they were ever married at the time if they were. It was before my my my remembering but he was my cousin's dad. Okay, does that make sense? Yeah. Did he later disappear? I don't know what. Yeah, he never came around,

but I remember one time he was in a wife beater and those light blue. It's all heads up. Light blue. Jean shorts like the early like they're from the 80s is probably 91. And these are like 88s he's got on, you know what I mean? The light, light wash ones. Sure. Him nice him at like these were these were jean shorts when jean shorts were frickin jean shorts. I gotcha. Big pair of white high tops and white high socks.

As Joe dirt as you can get. So we did drugs I Mean, I don't think he was doing green juices. I Don't know. I don't know. I don't know the man. I couldn't pick that. This is the my only memory still see the end No, you don't really talk to that side. I talked to some of them. I got what this is the time what you did That's the time we had we'd go over there and it was your direct cousin's father Yeah, so for all intents and purposes was your aunt and uncle Oh was my aunt sure sure. It was my aunt but then he was they had I don't know if they were ever together They separate. I'm not I don't I don't remember. It's not funny as a kid when you get that vibe

You know that like this guy's not really Some this guy's a fringe uncle Jimmy Sure and my brother got a Relatively, I'm sure I go to the beach. It wasn't like a toy. It was not like a good ones. It was a good guess No, but my stroke. No, but one of those big batteries Not like double A's like it. I look at you had to charge talking about some radio shack thing It didn't work. No Christmas. No this thing this thing moved Okay, and had like the base the top the kid the body that came off and you could just ride around as the car I hope they give it to all this is and he I remember he goes. Yeah this thing

Is he were we were cooking we were cooking in the back It was like the bad there's a row homes like a bunch of row homes back up to an alley and we were You know and he goes I can't wait to get this thing ever Did a baseball field and jump off the pitchers mound and I was like what I remember off the pitchers man and I was like what I remember like you're a grown man you have children and you want to just like he was like let's get ready to baseball field and launch this thing off the pitchers man life-beater and all he didn't give a fuck of that thing broke he had a heater go he might as well so let's go throw this thing off the roof Fuck He had the longest things I've ever seen in my life. These things were like two fifties, dude.

I remember because everybody smoked and he would busses, he was smoking newbies if I recall. That was one thing I always knew as a kid. I always deciphered who smoked what and I really judged him for it. My dad was a big part of my life and he was a Reds guy so I gave you in and around there my stepdad was Winston so I gave you that but if you've rolled up smoking some I ain't ever seen before we had a family friend you were smoking camels yikes we had a family friend who was a leave smoke merit I didn't know what they were. They looked weird and they were always in a soft pack.

I didn't trust her as far as I could throw her. Sure. Send her off the pitchers, man. Well, that's why she walked the pitchers, man. Yeah, it was. I think it might. I'm not even joking. I think it might have broke. Doing that, because I remember vibes being down when we went back to the house and I remember him being Yeah, I might genuinely might have happened

Just tumbled I had a the body crack. That's what it was they had like the thin body and that crack you whatever I had a a friend in this one neighborhood that we lived in she was the only person that I was friends with really it was like a time where like me my brother weren't really like hanging that much it was only like a year or two that's an age thing it's probably like ten or whatever yeah he's 12 or something it's like it's a little bit of

like I don't want to hang out with my little brother Yeah, and I got a star screamer star scream the transformer. Okay, okay And this was big for me. This was big to have this star scream I was playing with it over there hurt like the guy that was fucking her mom. What? That's the only way I can describe it. It was a dude. She was dating He was some sleazeball that had a fucking Used car dealership in town. You always smell like so much cologne like so much He was like fucking with it or something like that. Like I brought it over there and like he dropped like this He dropped like a like a piece of plywood on it. It shattered the cockpit And I remember him just like not giving a fucking being like ah hey it still works though. You're alright

Like pussy. I just fucking my mom just bought this thing even paid off yet I used to get yelled at dad if we I get new clothes or a new toy or something on a credit card And then I broke it in the first third before that billing cycle. It's ain't even frickin paid for yet I'm still frickin paying this off Do you think what do you think I walked into when I walked in a paddy saw the damage on a fucking a goddamn? Transforming jet yeah freaking out Call the Department of Defense Somebody get me Rumsfeld

Fucking dirt bag uh-huh. I hated that guy. Yeah, that's that's yeah, I get it I totally get it that sucks His last name was the name of an insect bug Roach yeah Fucking scumbag okay, Jesus Christ. So see all the grudge Starscream we're talking about here sure saying bumblebee one of the little ones I was that was like a tie-in one that was expensive I've only ever broke one thing. How many jeans Patty had a soda get me that sure I broke my buddy's dad's hammer He got real mad at like too mad at me

I was like I'll get you a new hammer. How'd you break his hammer hitting rocks? It was me and Vinnie with the skinny. He got two hammers. Was it Vinnie's dad's hammer? Yeah. Shout out to him. I love Vinnie's dad. Vinnie's dad's fantastic. We were young and I just get it.

He was like, he probably just bought it. And then it's just like you weren't even. Is it wooden? How do you break a hammer? You're smashing rocks. You're just hitting like hard rock, like in the earth rocks, not like... I still don't see how you would be able

to generate enough torque to break it, I guess. No, I think it might have, I forget, I don't think I broke the front. I think I broke the claw maybe. Like I was trying to pick something out, took the tooth off the claw man He did I give it to him. He didn't yell at me, but Vinnie caught a rash in the shit I always respect that dad wouldn't yell at you, but screamed at the kid. Uh-huh. Just staying in a corner. I ain't fucked up

I'm just like thank you for taking the brunt of this and not making it weird Cuz the dad who yelled at you, fuck that guy. Yeah, I don't think I've ever really had it. Also, like my buddy's dad's, anytime they lost it, it was always directed at. They always played it right not to scream at you. I mean, I think if you were to scream at me. That's I mean, I don't know.

You're not coming back You'll take your turkey sandwich You've wrapped this up, please More bread to be directed to the kitchen telephone, please. Can somebody call my father? What he called my father Get the blue neon over here a savage Yeah that now I don't think I've ever I've never been in like a really weird Tough situation like that with someone else's parents that I can recall I have I'm sure you're a fucking pest

You're a bit of a roach yourself Where my one buddy's mom screaming at me. I there's nothing I understand more. I was looking for him. I came taking my talents down to fucking Justin's house Will there be having meatloaf tonight? All right, let's see here This one's from Josh Ramsey new $10 tully not never have one read Is it garbage to have a few shower beers on your lunch break If they're finishing the lunch rush in a steakhouse, I got an hour break from the restaurant

I come home snap a few cold ones in the shower go back for the night rush. I don't hate that I don't hate that either normally I would be against that but I don't hate that especially in that environment the indige I mean I think in that industry that's and I respect them for going home and taking a shower Like a fucking gentleman. I would just go home smoke weed sit in my fucking server uniform and then drag Yeah, did you have jobs like that where you would leave midday or would you stay for the whole shift? I mean I would have like a break But I was such a dirtball like I would never think to go home and like do something productive Or like run to the grocery store and do errands

I would probably just sit there and eat something and then be real tired for the next shift Scroll Facebook, I remember that people would do I remember where I would sit there in the corner I know I wouldn't I would never eat somewhere else. I wouldn't go out. I never ate I always went out somewhere Oh, you're crazy. Why I had been eating. I wasn't really working in restaurants. I never ate I always went out somewhere. Oh, you're crazy Why I had been eating I wasn't really working in restaurants. I'm saying like my office jobs or whatever sure Yeah, people would do stuff on their lunch break like I gotta go pay I gotta run I'm running to do this I'd be like I'm gonna catch me out front with the heater has blew my mind scrolling blew my mind. Yeah with the heater. That blew my mind. Scrolling. Blew my mind. Yeah. So I give it to him. He goes, homey, freshens up,

probably throws on a new shirt. Well, he's a cook, so he's got a little bit of a higher end job. Oh, he's a cook. So he says I'm a cook at a steakhouse. Oh, dude, throw on the fresh whites. Yeah, as soon as he come back, little half cocked. It's probably even, let's call it three beers. The first beer and a half takes away the lunch rush sure the second beer and a half Get you in the headspace for whatever maybe grab a sandwich you come back. You're loose. You're ready You're not wearing the the first half of the day. You hit a coffee

Towards the end towards the end of the shift you probably pop a beer as you're cleaning up And you're ready to go out her cadoodle or two talk to Henry the waiter. He's holding a little bit He owes you some money Yeah, Pasion of white. Yeah, you know like it or something. I can see it I'm a little tight on cash right now, but I got some school buses with your name on it Do a Chinese fire drill Little bit of a happiness. All right, we got to wrap it up gang. What a fun one Yeah, we love you guys the back on the block tour all tickets are available

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