Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - The Boyscast w/ Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedians and podcast hosts Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk! You know Ryan and Danny from The Boyscast, The Joe Rogan Experience, Matt and Shanes Secret Podcast, Rough Week, Kill Tony, Stand up Comedy and so much more! Thanks for watching Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast. Come to a live show! AYG Live Show Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Reverse hair loss with @iRestore and get $600 off with the code AYG at https://bit.ly/3znsoXK Mando: https://shopmando.com/ Promo Code: Garbage Sheath: https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hold on there, gang. New York City, New York, do yourself a favor. Come out to the Gramercy Theatre October 1st for the second edition of the AYG and Friends show. We had such a great time there in September. Come out and see the gang. Yeah, we've invited some of our favorite and your favorite guests and friends to come answer your garbage questions. The Gramercy Theatre, 10-1, all tickets available at rugarbage.com. Do it. Welcome to another exciting edition of RUgarbage. The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is are you garbage?

Oh, yeah, it's that little show We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that after grow to be classy. Yeah, just a big old piece of trash I'm your host a trolley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in the new edition She's she's up in the room taking a very important business call. Okay. Talking to to be okay. She's got to be on the life rights. Okay. All right. My co host is coming at you from right next. I got a little bit of a giggle out of him this weekend. He is the CEO of are you garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide

world. Give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up everybody. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you're a view subscribe on iTunes full video available on YouTube Then obviously the greatest website in the world WWW.patreon.com Are you garbage you go over there you get all your bonus content needs gang and gang we couldn't be more excited to have two of Our incredibly special guests here with us today back again. They are the hosts of the boys cast Mr.. Danny Polish and mr.. Ryan long

They are the hosts of the boys cast. Mr. Danny Polishuk and Mr. Ryan Long. Whoo! Big return. And just a little bonus, Mr. Ryan Long has a brand new special Guys and Gals out right now on his YouTube page that you got to check out. Congratulations, buddy. Thank you very much, fellas. Foley, you know what I was thinking when I was coming in? You guys are Hawaii wedding partners.

We are. We've commiserated. We've commiserated. We've commiserated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We talked about it. How was it? How do you was very nice. Went off without a hitch. Uh, for the most part, there was on the day of she said, no, but other than that, this big objection for me, I already bought the ring.

Yeah. Yeah. But for the most part, other than because it's really hot there. And it was like all Jews at the wedding. Point of contention for me, that was the objection. But then it was so hot outside. That was your objection. It was like insanely hot outside, and I was like, nobody's gonna be able to sit outside

under the hot Hawaiian summer sun for an hour, and then they're like, oh, should we last minute rent a little tent or whatever? And then they're like, yeah, we can rent you a tent for an hour, it's $6,000. Of course, and we're'm like okay. We're not doing that so everybody had like little umbrellas about a couple of cold Straighten this out. How'd you do on the on the back end of it if you don't mind me ask? I'm not bad. I'd also like to know What'd you drop what I came at at five yeah, okay. That's yeah, that's okay.

Okay. Very generous man. Really? No. I mean, I was in for 1800 for the Luau. Man, that's all I keep hearing. Yeah, the Luau was not that, but your girl's actually Hawaiian, so you probably don't get the, you don't get the Custy like scam Luau.

And we got scammed two times in one week at that point, cause we went- To a parking lot? Literally- Just kids break dancing. The weekend before we went to sumo and sushi. Oh yeah, back to back we got scammed. And then that was a total scam.

Like that was the worst, crappiest thing I've ever been to. Anything by locals for white people is to getcha. Sure. Yeah. And rightfully so. I respect the move. This was on tour.

Like they were on tour doing this. Sumo was incredible. And it was like fake. Like they were, like, first off, some of the guys were like our size. Wait, I don't even know what it is. Sumo, so it's in New York. It's Sumo wrestlers.

Sounds like a bad ska band. Dude, it was a Sumo wrestling like exhibition. They had one guy who used to be some high up sumo wrestler. Extra in one of the Vin Diesel movies? Yeah, extra in one of the Vin Diesel movies. That's a bad credit if that's the lead guy. Dude, he got on the mic too. And he's like, you might recognize me.

Nobody recognized him. He tried to be like, you might have recognized me. What about when I do this? It was a valet from Fast and Furious. He was like, I was the guy in the barrel or something. And then they serve sushi? They serve the worst grocery store sushi you could ever imagine.

It was terrible. And then they do these little sushi, or sumo matches. But a sumo match, I didn't know until we got there, is like, they're 30 seconds. Sure. And there was only six sumo wrestlers So then we got there and we're like this thing's three hours Six guys cut to you up there wrestling

They were killing time They were like literally they're like this is how we stretch This is and then they're like any question like a comic who runs out of material. I've done that What'd you say? What's going on over there? You think that's good? This guy was probably 240, like tall. Like my size. And he started giving speeches and answering questions about what it's like to be that big.

This guy was the 20th biggest guy at the event. It was like a basketball player talking about what it's like to be on a plane and stuff. Literally, that was one of the questions. He goes, what's it like flying? Guys, I'm an extra large. If you can believe that, it's tough walking around at my size. And was it in like a restaurant?

No, it was in the Navy Yards. Like in like a warehouse. Right? It was pretty like decently intended. And they kept saying it's sold out. And you look around and you're like there's like a hundred of seats. That was in Brooklyn. That was in Brooklyn. But so anyways, we did that. That was a total scam.

That was your bachelor part? Or that was like an appetizer? It wasn't even that. It was an appetizer for the scam. It was you guys are like, oh, I'm going to, let's dump a bunch of money on something we don't really care about. It was like $200 a ticket. I thought it was in Hawaii. You did this in Brooklyn?

No, we did this in Brooklyn. We're pre-gaming this motherfucker. We're pre-gaming this. Che Durena's the guy who got us fucking hooked on that. And then bailed and didn't come. And then he bailed on it. I liked that. And then anyways, and then the next week,

and then the main guy who ran the thing, the sumo and sushi, was a Hawaiian guy. And then we go to the after, or before the wedding, we go to a luau in Hawaii. And it's like a similar thing. They're just like, this is how you open a coconut. $85, the guy started being like, sometimes you eat the coconut. $85?

Sometimes you eat $50. It was like $300 for this thing or whatever. And then I was like man I've been scammed by Hawaiians twice Coconut water everybody Cutting the coconut for a good 30 minutes. Yeah, like so much stalling like they're just stalling That's that's you gotta respect the racket though. These guys are doing okay. We were do the Lua what we can't sit. We're trying to figure out what to do before Figure we gotta have like a million people right? Yeah, there's a think there's

6070 people coming from From flying over yeah, so and it's all family plus the locals Yeah, but the thing before we just got to figure out what to do with them. You know what I mean? I don't know so what we do we look at it I mean we did some nice hikes and stuff. Yeah, it's not gonna happen is his family You can't organize that many people maybe I'll run a fucking sumo and sushi It's hard the zip lining guys are running a real comedy racket over there show them how 90% comedy We're squeezing their bits in there yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I respect that.

I didn't do the ziplining, but Ryan got roped into it. Well, it's one of those things when you get asked, and they go, what do you do for a living? You go, I just, I'm an accountant. You went by yourself, didn't you? Just you and your lady. Yeah, like, no, there was, yeah, yeah, but there was a couple other people there,

a guy and his son, four of us. That's the world's worst date, dude. I'm telling you, the son's not paying attention, so it's basically just me and it's two guys just like running every bit on me that they've run a hundred times and I had to laugh because otherwise I was leaving these guys out to dry. You gotta be a good audience member, dude. They passed the bucket out at the end too for a big tip. Did you hit them with anything?

Name's Phillip, don't be afraid to fill them up. That's not bad. Ryan takes five out. I was just as... Fuck, I forgot the word. God damn it. They get you over there. Yeah. I love it. Boys, thank you so much for coming and sitting down with us.

We haven't seen you in a minute, I feel like. Yeah, it's been a hot minute. I wanted to do one thing we have been doing too that's been that people have liked. We find out if you're on your on your high school's Wikipedia as notable alum. I'm not actually. You're not? You did? Why? Slow night huh? Don't ask me why. I don't remember why. Oh you know what? Because I was looking. I was trying. No so my old gym

teacher. I had this old gym teacher who he was like this super jacked guy and then he was like this massive like just like roided out dude and then he ended up I don't know why but I was trying to think of his name and I couldn't and then I somehow wound up on the Wikipedia page and then he ended up being the coach of the Guelph-Griffins where we went to college. Let's go! Yeah. You guys went to college together? Yeah, but we didn't know each other. Same year? Yeah. Same major? Well, yeah, pretty much. Randomly the year me and Danny went to school was the year the two grades went to school.

Ryan to the cafeteria with a boom mic. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Is that the town that's the city yeah? Hey they hit me up every now and then trying to get me to join the alumni We're sure you're a couple of us have you ever given Never got my diploma because I had outstanding library fines griffins aren't gonna crumb for me I'm not giving you my nickel They wouldn't give you they're like I had so many library fines And they're like you can't get your diploma without it. I go. I'll make you how much money we talking here 87 cents. It goes up knowledge. No, it compounds, man.

I'm in the same situation, which is how I know. I also never got mine. Well, it starts out little, and then it's 8.50. And then also, you can't do it over the phone, so you have to drive over there. What? Yes. They get you.

So if you wanted to settle that up now, you'd have to drive to Guelph. I owe Guelph, Ontario at this point. This is almost 20 years. I must owe them a couple hundred K. No. With compounding? You think it's compounding?

Oh, the Jews runs. The Jews runs on that. You got to make good every week with the VIG. Principle stays the same. And let me ask you this. What are you doing? That's derp. Taking books out of the library at school?

Yeah. Who did that? The Koran. People who have degrees. Out of the library at school. Yeah, who did that the Quran people who had People who have degrees Sometimes you would have one like years where people are like, you know, you don't even need to buy the book Just like I've done that yeah You can just take it out like and just read it a couple times That's the scam with the university most of the classes. You don't need to go to the class You don't need to buy the book. You don't need to do much. That's what I said

Yeah, so but anyways, I owe them a lot of money damn You ever gonna square that up or no? I don't think so I would you ever listen what I would love to see is you call and see what what the settlement number is I mean I have a date date. Yeah, take a grand probably probably yeah Yeah, they'll take like some sort of lump sum. I mean I have like a Canva premium subscription. I could just make one What I am canvas's Photoshop for idiots. That's what I use. It's like 9.99 a month.

And you're gonna make the book? No, you're not gonna make the book! Make the book and return it! I can remake the book! Settle this whole thing! No. It's all on Lucely, it's all on printer paper. Fucking Gutenberg over here.

Funny you said I owe you a book that's how bad you are it's games you're like you're gonna print a whole book yeah more likely I'll break into the office and just get a Diane Collins book and put a different cover on you'll be in and out so what was your high school let's look up Ryan Pickering high school You know who went to my high school? Snow. Who's that? In Pharma. The Jamaican Canadian white rapper. Everybody knows him.

One hit wonder. You got it, Luki. The Trojans. The Trojans. Yeah. Well, that's I guess we were. Were we the Trojans? Ajax is the Trojans. Yeah. Pickering High. I think we were the Trojans. Pickering said Ajax was the other school. Hey, well, it's Pickering High in Ajax. Did true. Yeah Pickering High. I think we're the Trojans picker. We said Ajax was the other school Hey, well, it's Pickering High's in Ajax's did boy Wanda. Oh

Boy Wanda go to Pickering Interesting. Well, my body's is the most Canadian shit. I've ever One of them is Dan Shuckerfield on that list there one of my closest friends his younger brother In high school is T minus who wrote all the Drake songs. Is T-? T- is on there, yes. Grammy nominated hip hop producer. Ryan Long did not make the lids. Internet personality? Nothing? Stand-up comedian? That's tough. I'm not on mine either. I'll tell you what, someone's about to get a phone call. Someone's about to get a big donation to the alumni. I'm doing a residency there.

10 nights. Let's go. This is the strongest list I've ever seen, though. Yeah, that's pretty good. I mean, Grammy nominated artists or producers. You got two Grammy nominated producers. Any hockey players? Yeah, NBA players, Olympic, NHL, Miss World Canada.

NBA players, yeah. Dylan Brooks go there or something? A lot of guys in jail from that school. Corey Joseph. Oh, Corey Joseph, yeah. For, Dylan Brooks go there or something a lot of a lot of guys in jail from that Cory Joseph Oh, yeah Pretty accredited institution, I wouldn't call it that in credit of the list though Slobbly put together in fact did we do mine to see if I was on there. I wasn't right now. You're just rubbing it in Definitely not Comp I'm definitely not. You're competing with Corey Joseph.

I have the one girl. I have a lady that was an actress that was in a show called 30 something. Look up Foley. That was the big thing in high school. That girl booked a commercial. She's the big superstar around campus. We had a girl. We had a girl. We had one kid that was in Sixth Sense.

He was the guy that said, you want to see my dad's gun or something like that? Man, he was. Every time we drove by his house. And he made the Wikipedia page? I don't think so. Just a big star at the time. His hand was probably hurting from the high five.

Oh, dude, he was killing it. What's the Hickens Senior High School? E-Doubles on there, who actually... Who's E-Doubles? Philly Rapper, who is big in like 2012. RIP. He was the man. Hey, he's my buddy. Age fully not. You're not on there RIP. He was the man. He's my buddy But you play this game and you've never checked yourself

Maybe it changed over the last couple of weeks. I don't know. I'm not on mine. There's another comedian on mine She was like a YouTube star or something like that. The disrespected. I know, right? Oh my god. Whoever makes these lists doesn't seem to like comedians. Probably some nerds from high school that didn't like me. That's what it is. It's not a guy from the high school running. I think Corey Joseph's making the list of you.

It's also, Luke, what do we have to do to get you editor Wikipedia permission? Anybody can edit it, right? Oh, really? I think he's working for Boy Wonder at this point. I don't know. It's a fucking inside job. Wait, are you not on the official website? The official school website? Permission anybody can edit it right? Oh for boy wonder at this Not on the official website the official school website No, you're on Wikipedia. Oh, they don't know you got to go to the official. What's the Hick in high school website? I'll probably be all over that

You're the banner wallpaper on that Me getting stuffed into a locker okay And also to who was the most famous person you guys met before you started doing comedy? Like as a kid. Baseball, it could have been a baseball. Even local celebrity. Radio DJ or something. Don Koharski actually. That was in my town.

I'm from Burlington, Ontario. And Don Koharski, he's like a pretty famous NHL referee You've been a referee. Yeah, yeah, but he was in the show. All right Okay, NHL referee and he had in Burlington this place called Koharski's which was like batting cages and like all that stuff Oh shit. Yeah, he was down to cars keys big deal or ski swinging a miss and you go in he'd be there sometimes Sometimes yeah He was just working there. Ah, well he had a chill. No, he was an NHL referee. Like I think he just maybe only recently retired or something. Who was your local newscaster? Do you remember?

Some moose from Newfoundland. So Burlington didn't have one because there's a city next... It's not even that small of a city, but we're so like because we're like really close to Buffalo We're really close to the city Hamilton, which is bigger like in between Hamilton Toronto, so it was mostly Hamilton I don't know okay. I think the local newscasters a bigger thing here. Yeah That guy wasn't get the same shine man same law Four people were watching that. I remember the one guy. Government run media. He got up there. Yeah, I can't remember. There was this one guy, I think his name was Mark Daly.

He was on City. You know what you'd always see as a guy that was the big MTV guy? When you're a kid, you're like, this guy is just Ryan Seacrest. You're as famous as it gets. Then five years later, you're just flipping through and you see this guy doing The Weather. That is a real... No, student bodies like Ross from student? But you guys don't know what we're talking about But the show student bodies was in my mind you guys are like Ryan Gosling what was he and then he ended up being a

Weatherman what was he's a weatherman right now student student body was like a shitty breaker high student body Not a great theme comedy from wait from, wait, a student body. There was that Breaker Highs with Ryan Gosling. Yeah. That was the big one. Canadian TV is wild. That is rough. A Canadian American television sitcom that was produced in Montreal ran from 97 to 99 short lived.

Yeah. Made an impression though. There was animations. Yeah, there were animations. But anyways, the guy Ross from Student Bodies is now just a weatherman. You see this guy goes, you know, there's a cloud coming through. He's dead inside now, right? I don't know if he's saving Student Bodies money either.

It's going to rain, you hosers. This guy could be on 65K a year, potentially. Yeah, Ross Hall. Yeah, Ross Hall. Yeah, he's just a weatherman. There was this kid in my junior high or my junior high. I don't know if I went to elementary school with him, but junior high, high school who wanted to be a weatherman so bad That's all that's a sweet kid. That's all he ever wanted and then they finally it was like the kind of bit

I was gay is weird, but it's funny and he's nice guy and dude it so at some point They let him start making the weather announcements every morning, which they never did Yeah, but they were like he's so passionate about it and now he's a fucking full-blown weatherman. Those guys make a lot of cash man it's like the people that... There's two different types there's one that like this is an astronomer. Look up Kyle Dennis Weatherman. And then this guy's like a scientist that also says the weather and then there's another guy that's just the face of the operation. Yeah just like chasing skirts around the office I remember in Toronto there was a guy who like he showed up to do like an open mic and he was a

weatherman in Hong Kong but he was Canadian but he lived in there's such a weird Canadian Hong Kong yeah but he's like literally he goes it's the easiest job because the government just goes this is what the weather is outside it's 78 and sunny. I swear to god he goes it's so easy. Some people may tell you that it's raining, it ain't raining. Look at that, another beautiful day in Hong Kong, huh? How about that?

Smug, smug. Ignore your eyes. 7,000 day in a row. Sunny skies. Some traders might tell you it's snowing. How would you?'s snowing. I would be... Government rug leather. I remind you that is punishable by... Kevin's talking about Mando.

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I think they're in another Len was sitting in front of us everywhere his cousin was such a piece of shit He was like this like he's probably eight years old and he had a backwards hat on Mm-hmm, and then uh so his cousin walked up and grabbed his hat off his head And he sort of like and then Len was like start freaking out being like in my hat And then they go why now? That's I mean that's fucking not Kids stay yes And he got kicked out Len was probably just bragging to a date how important is

I'm Lynn by the way. I got a pair of horse shorts. Not really. What do you have on Kyle Dennis? He's very big. He's got 17k followers on Facebook. Who's Kyle Dennis? That's the kid I went to high school with. He's a main realtor also. Oh shit. Diversified. No, he's still a meteorologist too.

He's fucking making cash hands over a fifth major. He's got a park in somewhere. He's got a sheltered act by a meteorologist, Cash. He can't just be tack giving half of that to the government. He needs some tack shelters. How come you can't be like him, bozo? Not even on the goddamn list. I know.

Fuck, it's raining for Dennis Benes. What's the guy's name? Kyle Dennis. Raining greenbacks. Dennis Benes. Sunny every day for Kyle Dennis. Struggling to keep the lights on in his dump. This guy's got land in Maine. He's just on camera. Money's coming out everywhere. If you had to

be, I've been asking this and thinking about this, if you had to be one of the guys on the news, would you want to be the main anchor? Would you want to be the weather guy? Would you want to be the sports guy? Or would you want to be the guy that does the human entry? I think it's fun to be the main anchor? Would you want to be the weather guy? Would you want to be the sports guy? Or would you want to be the guy that does the human interest? I think it's fun to do the voice. Whatever one you get to do the voice. Sure.

I feel you'd be more human interest. Like you're the guy like, I'm here, down here. You let me do the voice, I'm in. Listen, guys, I just want to get the voice. No, because you got to do the sad voice. Because the human interests are always generally sometimes uplifting. And mostly like, this person's living in their car.

Right. And they can't afford rent. Right. Mother of cancer can't get the money together. Yeah, like this person's living in their car, right? Oh Mother of cancer can't get the money together Not with Canadian health care either All five children would Lens hat was flipped off by the eight-year-old more at nine Len crushing it again cuz And I think his name is not.

I think he doesn't like being called Len. Mark Costanza. Yeah, yeah, I think he's like the band's named Len. Sure. He's calling me Len. Big banger, though. That's a hit. That's a goddamn hit.

There was a there was a. I thought they were Cali kids. For a long time. You would think that. Yeah. For a long time, there was the sports guy in our hometown would be hanging out at like the college But like you know the younger like that one is all the 21 year Bart like he was younger

I'll have the dream day dude and when everybody he was just like all he was talking about a home run Look at her and he would we would call him the weatherman, and he would get so pissed We were like what's the weather like tomorrow? And it's like me like a buy-and's just like, meanwhile, goodbye and sell. It's probably got real fucking real estate in Maine, too. Yeah. Those guys take that gig seriously. Yeah.

That'd be like, well, what do you do? The astronomer getting called an astrologist. That's not an easy racket. Dude, you got to start it like, you got to start in like fucking whole Mississippi. You guys are giving him the your girl's ex boyfriend treatment. What's his name? You weatherman or whatever? Yeah, we were being absolute drunk dickheads for sure.

Philly's a big market. That's like the sixth market in the country. Whose side are you on here? I'm on the side of the weather. Also this guy's showing up to your parties and events trying to get the young pussy, you know what I mean? Not my parties, he wasn't like at my house.

Kevin's events. No, he'd be at the, yeah, he didn't, yeah. There was about a thousand kids that called him the weather. Bozo's like you roaming around. I go in there for the easy pickings too. I know. I'm over there sweating eating pizza. This guy comes in his clothes. Another chick to the weatherman.

Another drought for Kevin, gang. That's four years dry, everybody. Looking for a bounce back pretty soon. Talk about El Nino. More like El No-No. Kevin's girl is now leaving the bar with the weather man. It's going to be wet tonight gang. More tomorrow morning from my bedroom.

Alright, goddamn, let's get into some fucking questions gang. As you know when you join the Patreon we'll answer your garbage question on the air It's a little bit of the astronomer astronomer thing. We were talking about this is from suds Do you know anybody or have you ever had a personal psychic? Like you're like this is my my guy or girl I go to no No, but we had a funny article We were talking about where a woman went to a psychic and the psychic told her that her son's gay And she took it to heart came home and was like I know you're gay like oh my god

Just come clean already Debbie told me yeah mistress Debbie told me Sorry now, please that's big in you know Irish Catholic They're you know I don't we were we've talked about this before as people start dying off They talk to someone to get closure mediums or yeah mediums. It's a very same one Yeah, I mean I was again a good scam nothing wrong with that. Yeah, but sometimes they nail it on the head How could they know some of that shit? I don't know you if you ever like watch it They they miss they always take like my buddy went one time years ago

and he's the guy's like, you're currently fighting with a friend. I'm like, yeah, we're drunk. Twenty three year old. Of course. And the guy goes, and my buddy's a guy and he's like, it's either over a woman or money. I'm like, what else are you going to be fighting about? Our fucking 401K is at 23. I see a weatherman in your future for some reason.

Now, have you ever had a reading? No, I've never. Ryan, I'm not going about that, but yeah, these. It is a very predominantly female. I could see Ryan dating somebody like that back in the day. Sure. I could see myself in a crystal and stuff like that. I'll tell you what, I have a buddy that that was one of his big first date moves. And really, yes. Would you take, I have a buddy that that was one of his big first date moves. Really?

Was what? When you take the girl to a psychic, you're like, you know those moves, you're like, you know what would be insane? You go to a psychic, meanwhile she knows his name. But there's no dirt, right? You have no fights, you just met this person. So there's not like the psychic. It's only promise.

Right, there's only promise. The psychic can't be. The psychic looks like I see you together long term and he goes, I'm just trying to seal the deal tonight. Yeah. Dude, that didn't hurt. The psychic does help you, yeah. Yeah he goes I'm just trying to seal the deal It does help you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tell her to get a couple of trees See you walking see you walking funny tomorrow. We're gonna split the chip

I'm seeing split you're gonna get food poisoning from the lobster at the restaurant. Don't order that. Huge move though, having the psychic on retainer. That's crazy. I mean, was it always the same psychic? Yeah, you had an area that you'd go to. You know, there are a lot of dudes that have their system for their dates, you know, we go to this place and you act like it's all for the first time. But if I was a psychic and by the seventh woman that he brought in there, I'd be like, get the hell out of here, Layla.

I think you had to start mixing it up, yeah. Sure. You might want to keep the gravy train going. Yeah, of course. That guy bring it, you know. Bring it business. I read this post on, I think I saw it on Reddit, but there was someone who worked at an escape room, and then this guy kept bringing in new dates to the escape room,

the same escape room, and then he would beat the escape room and impress the woman, but it's like he keeps doing the same escape room. And the woman who worked there is just like, I wanna say something. That's great. That's fucking genius. Dude, that's me with the pop shot, the basketball game. The one game I'm good at, I always stumble by. Like, that takes skill.

I'm in a Dave and Chase. Yeah, because when you do an escape room, if you don't win, they tell you how to get out. Yeah, first time. So he just wins. And then now he knows how to do the escape room every time I love an escape room, but that is a that's a fucking sweet move right? Yeah, I'm looking for the keys right here How'd you find it in a minute you speak skip like ten steps safe is under the floorboards. Let's get out of here

That's that's the one thing I never understood about psychics is like especially in New York You'll walk by and they have like you they have in the village that they're like on Google Street are like right there and you're like, how are you covering this ring? I think a lot of them it's like they found a spot they got the key. It's almost a squatting situation for a lot of them That's why they're moving and shaking right someone came over who's in New York or Toronto But someone told me one of the psychic places was actually a tug. Oh sure. I Respect that Someone told me one of the psychic places was actually a tug. Oh, sure. I respect that. I swear.

It was one of them. He was like... Talk about getting sleepy. Full service medium. They're never more than four feet back. They're never... Yeah, they're like in the foyer. Yeah, it's not like a...

They don't have the whole building. It's temporary. They probably have like... They know some of the big landlords where they go, if you have an opening for a month, I'll take it off your hands. Sure. But that one by the seller, that's temporary they probably have like they know some of the big you know landlords where they go You know if you have an opening for a month I'll take it off your hands your that one by the seller that's been there forever long between the view and That things on the left that things been there probably like a money laundering operation for the gypsies Tourists I guess you're doing okay if the tourists yeah tourists and stuff like that Yeah, I have some creep like your buddy Just bringing chicks there every couple of days

I think they also get people where like they get you on the hook and they keep you coming back like yeah They have a personal only like I go ever I go once every two weeks and it's a hundred bucks or whatever They got 30 a lot of personal interest stories about some mom getting scammed. Oh, yeah Yeah, when I remember when a couple of our family members died, maybe like 10, 15 years ago, they got into it heavy and they like one would go and they would bring like, you know, a couple of the girls. And then they would tell the other families that and then they would bring them. And they just kept going and going. And for some reason, they know how to like create demand, like, oh,

you can barely get in the seer. You have to book it like four months. I'm busy in heaven right now. Shut a business trip to purgatory. Yeah. And it would get them like that. And they would say just the right enough things that would be like, oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. I had a girl. I think I've mentioned this before on the bus.

I was probably about six or seven on the school bus, six or seven years old. She she was a couple of years older older than me she said she could read poems and she read my poem and told the first thing she told me was that I had a short life line and my and then it was her bus stop and she got off the bus and I think about that every 48 hours I'll just wake up and it from deep sleep in a sweat of like what's short my hand? Pull your hand up. No, I don't want to know any more information. I'm missing the one Must be like right there. Yeah, he says this guy's walking in both worlds. You don't have a lifeline Think it's a love line. I'm missing one of them. That's the lifeline right there mine stops, but cold

I'm missing one of them. That's the lifeline right there mine stops, but cold Here's the stroke Picture of a pizza with a line through it Let's see here this one's from Zachary $10 homie never have one rib do you guys have a proven formula to prep for a drug test? That's real dirtbag shit. But everybody at some point had one. Depends on who's pee you're using, you know? Well, back in the day... What type of drug test do? Like a piss test? Oh man, we're talking to the pros over here.

Well, some of them are like, you know, some of the people would be like, my parents like, take my hair and stuff. No, I think pee tests for us was there's always a drink, you would buy a GNC that would, it wouldn't clear you out, but it would cover you for eight hours or something. Like if you took it within that eight hours,

your pee would come back clear. That was always the myth, I don't know if it ever worked. There was a place in Toronto, we used to go to get, you'd go just like for the random pee tests, and they lost three different people's pee. So every, you would always go do your pee test, and they would call you and be like, hey, sorry, you gotta come in, we lost,

I used to have a joke about it. We drank it again, I don't know what's going on. It happens all the time. And you're like all the time. I left it in the break room. So, but like the theory was that they're selling the pee on the black market for drug tests. They got, I don't know if it's still going on, but whatever was going on there, they got someone at that, you know, Queen and Spadina medical center. Clean pee that hard to come by. I, I don't know. I, where do you go to get it? I'm sure you know somebody like the bathroom and a bar

At a library maybe yeah Danny's not allowed there, but Yeah, well there was always all my I never really had to take them. Yes tons of water That's the only thing I would think yeah, literally like gallons of water Have you ever had to take one for like drugs? Yes. How many times have you been drug tested in your life? I don't think ever. Zero. Yeah. Once or twice for a job where I was a valet at a.

Valet is drug testing. It was a pretty big car dealership and I had to get tested. Hey, there's not enough meth in your system. We can't give you. You're not going to steal enough change out of the cup holders, which we're cool over here in college. We got tested for steroids at football. Why? Because I was jacked, dude.

There's no way that's natural foley. Walking in there being like, that's right. Test me. That's to me, too. They just do it throughout the season. They'll just like randomly pick and walk. You're probably going to want to test me today. Now we're good. Now you're probably gonna want to test me today now. We're good Now you're a 350 pound lineman will be alright a lot of butter in your

I mean they probably should test mark because I've actually played lacrosse for half a season on the griffins and half the team was On steroids, so look really players on Roy's body lacrosse players are bit like they're Gonna take a beat you take a beating as lacrosse hit with steroids for lacrosse these guys were you know 20 years old look like a 40 You know I guess 40 right edge, but they're good is Canadian lacrosse the same as American lacrosse no they fly around No we close in a quit we take the net and then you put it on your shoe and walk through the snow No, we took the net and then you put it on your shoe and walked through the snow. That's... I like it. All right, let's see.

This is from AJ. Have you or anyone you know ever said their hands are registered as deadly weapons? That's fucking... That's always... When you're like 12, that's a big flex. Yeah. Yeah. You're like six months into's a big flex. Yeah. Yeah. You're like six months into karate class.

Sure. You guys are officially dead blue weapons. Guys, be careful out here. I don't want to move too quick. That was always the kid that ran his mouth, but then wouldn't fight you because he's like, I can't, man. I take karate. And if I kill you, I'll go to jail.

That's all the shit that they would say. And then they would just fucking, nah, I can't do do it and they'd still be talking you fat on the it's also like too fat You know 11 year old saying that I kill you man in Pickering, Ontario Everyone was saying their verbal lyricism was the deadly weapon. Oh, yeah, it's a big rap. Can you throw me a word? You don't want to see what's gonna happen That's how they said other beefs. I dare you to throw me a word. Just please. You're gonna put me in jail.

I don't wanna go back. That was real bad. I mean, freestyle rap was, I, it was Eminem. Did you ever throw anyone a word? No, we, it would happen. What does that mean, battle? No, you, someone's goes, give me a word. Give me a word and just rap it on it.

We had battles at our cafeteria growing up. They had rap battle Fridays. There was a fight every single time. But it was the. Thank God I grew up in the 90s. Well, do that. It was like that. Well, you would especially when you started drinking, there was kids that would just start rapping.

And you were like the one kid. I mean, he's dead now for sure. But I mean, he was he could hold it together for like 12 seconds. And you were like, damn dude. And then you just like, yeah. And it always would land. Theorists, empiricists, theorists. It would land on me and he would look at me and be like, and it always went Kevin something, something heaven. And I'm like, dude, every time, you know, vocabulary looking at the door next thing, you know, I'm on the floor and I'm'm like why do I have to put on Billy Joel what are we doing?

Kevin heaven trep. The girl on the bus said he was gonna die. Hey don't bring that up. You said six I say seven so could we could get that on the Wikipedia? Another rapper from Pickery High? Man you might do it in the show you in the show. That's what it takes apparently. That is tough. Yeah, I mean that was a real big time for people trying to rat. It was really not great. For sure.

Eight Mile dropped, that was another thing. We can battle. Eight Mile changed the game, that messed up my school. Yeah. It ruined everything. Eight Mile wrecked my school, dude. Dude, I had the battles from 8 Mile burned on a CD. Like I would listen to the audio version of the battle.

You've tried to rap before. Nah, I mean I'm sure. I'll tell you what. Yes, I for sure have done it and we recorded a verse. I just remembered that. Get the verse. Let's find that CD. My one friend really took it serious.

It was like trying to rap. You're half kidding. You're kidding. And I was like, sure. The joke was, I was like, dude, I can bet you I'm better than you. We each took like 10 minutes and wrote a verse. And I just made fun of them.

And then we were. If you're a white guy rapping, you either go funny or dead, serious. Way too serious. Way too serious way too serious There's no in between you're either like it's kind of ironic or like you don't understand Words, I know you know what I've been through you could have walk in my shoes I had a lot of buddies there's catchers. What are you talking about?

Try to take a walk in my walk a day in my shoes in my when I was a kid or when I was in high school So like the grunge you're just hitting all that stuff and the smashing pumpkins and all that so it was just as bad probably worse than that It was the acoustic guitar Acoustic guitar and I'm guilty of this that would get broken out at a party And he would start playing a really bad version of disarm or something like that or someone trying to sing yellow lead better of disarm or something like that or someone trying to sing yellow lead better or something like that. And everyone just like. Forgetting the chords and shit.

That's funny because dudes do it to get pussy. You just walk out, it's nine guys in a row. I'm next. Pass that thing this way. Is this even tuned? Nobody could play, nobody could tune it and it would just go around. Let me see it, let me see it. Glissory.

Oh man, I'm guilty of that A lot of those were just all power cords. Yeah Kind of play them kind of crappy and then there was a dude that could really play but fuck this guy man You're singing with your eyes closed Look at it looking off to the side man we stink I did we were all yellow I Did that one time at a party at my house it was like the people were over at my house I just gotten a fender Stratocaster a Mexican Mexican made one Yeah

And I was in like a going through like an argument with my high school girlfriend and we were like breaking up and I just stayed in my room just playing a real loud. And one by one, everybody just left. Just really in your feelings. And you're making fun of me for trying to rap. Yeah. He's just in his room. I'm having trouble trying to sleep. I'm my. All right, guess we'll probably wrap it up.

I'm going to take this beer to go dude. Anybody still down there? Yeah. Having trouble trying to sleep. Between that and my poems man I was pretty fucking sleep. He could die in art form right there. Good reason. If it's not he killed it. I was You remember any of the poems Yeah, he does probably couldn't read the tears on the page. It's all wilted.

Dipping in coffee. I don't make it look old timey. He's burning the edges. I just found this, man. Must be Shakespeare or something. Must be Shakespeare or something. Oh, god. That's good, dude. Pain is all I feel. Oh God that's

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I wrote this for you. It's getting dark, shh. I'm getting to the chorus. Boop boop boop boop boop boop. I love a drum, I love the drum. I'm enamored by it, I wish I could play them, but anytime. I love a drum. I love the draw. I've enamored by I wish I could play them But anytime I hear like a draw, it's like I'm so unimpressed by the drums just by themselves. Yeah, well, they're like, let's hear that I'm impressed. It's like infuriating

It's always the tough. It's always the part of like if you go see like a cover band or something like that All right, that's always the worst sounding band or something like that. All right. That's always the worst sounding instrument. And not necessarily because of the drummer skills, but just the way it's set up in like a regular bar. Like you hear that the vibration and stuff like that. You're like, what the fuck?

Lay off the high hat, will you dude? Yeah. Stare drums rattling on the feedback and shit. Of course. And then they're trying to mic it. Ryan feels personally. Well, they're trying to put a mic on a drum and it doesn't work that good

Yeah, so much probably at those shows. They just don't even they go we're not not gonna make the drum sure yeah Playing with that or with the tassels or whatever nowadays every now and then I Kitchen utensil I was just making eggs I was just in DC There's a guy solo playing the trombone in the park cleared the park. No way. No good hour and a half. This guy. Like just practicing essentially. There's a radius around this guy friggin 100 yards in each direction. No one wants to go anywhere near it. You catch that in Washington Square Park. There'll be like a

good little trio just killing it or like somebody under the Washington Arch playing the piano that they set up like a baby grand piano. Yeah. And then like some dude playing the tuba across the park with his buddy practicing karate or juggling next to him. It's like get out of here. I saw a guy the last week and I went I was walking with my wife. We walked through the park. We heard music and I was like, oh, let's go see if it's like what it is. Big mistake.

We get closer and I'm like, that's not a band and then we try to find it It's a guy sitting in like some guy playing a rat Just squealing he sit in the area by himself lights he's on the floor He's got his he's just hooked up to a computer and he's DJ and by himself like go It's a Friday night or when I go home why are you ruining these people's days? Take the night off! Yeah if you were good you'd be somewhere it's a Friday night. Go hit an open mic or something. Yeah the odd time you do find a good band but... Sure and I love that. Yeah in New York specifically but then

sometimes it's just like a guy playing the accordion. Yeah I prefer to find a bad one because I like to sit there and then talk to whoever I'm with be like that was he screwed that up can't even keep keep count I would have nailed I would have landed that hey buddy you mind if I bet you start twirling the sticks I just stand next to him twirling sticks Ryan have you ever started playing the drums at a music store no not really drums is hard to play at the music store, but maybe here and there yeah, okay But that's more of a that's more of a guitar player domain smoke on the water

Right there's a guy reading tabs right there They did a they had a rat czar and everyone was making fun of it in New York. Sure. And then it worked. Well no, we weren't using trash cans. That was their big thing. They gave them birth control. They gave the rats birth control.

Really? Less rats? Yes, they, well according to the rat czar. That's what I'd say if I was the rat czar too. Everything's working to plan. I might be subscribing to the rat czar propaganda. Yeah propaganda you're buying into it there's no rats and I'm a good guitar player what anybody says the rats are says no rats and his dick's big and it's an easy six inches but no it's a girl well there's Brad the czar I don't like the whole czar thing. What are we doing here?

Yeah, that term should be to be put away. It's also like that's an alma roti on the rats are it's like guys I work in pest control. I mean I think the girl she might have got a little like You know she didn't like the names they were given her she's like I don't want to be the rat queen or whatever You know that's pretty good. She might have yeah Rat King you'd want to be the rat. Oh, I am I am I? I love the idea of the rat king rat king is when basically a bunch of Their tails get so they can find in a small in a small area And then all their tails get matted together, and then they basically start operating as a single right rat

Let them start making some decisions. A little little community. Let them let them govern the governor themselves. You know what I mean? I didn't know they were giving them birth control. That was the whole thing. What about rat poison? I don't think you want that.

I don't think we want them dead. Why don't we just kill them? Why don't we just do what all pest control companies do? I don't think they want that. You can't kill. There's it's estimated that there's like 25 million rats You can't have 25 dead million rats That's what the rats are doing, she just goes stepping on rats all day

It's just got a two by four with a spike on it It's a real American class job That's very old school fucking like British Empire We'll breed them out Yeah, well It's a eugenics rap program We'll make them dumb Going around here. It'll just slowly just kind of it just just they just don't read I mean their lifespan isn't like 35 years. You know I mean like it works quick. I mean that works

That's incredible. What are they giving they give them a pill or something or is it like a plan? Little rat condoms going around just education Little rat condoms going around just education Call the pullout method gang. I want to see each and every one of you a little bowl in front of the bars You know anything a little rat sex ed yeah I'm using them. Have you ever done have you ever taken the condom out of the the bucket at the bar? Yeah Yeah, of course Yeah, I had to go into a bar Why I didn't have any money and I had to go into a bar to get one one time and the guy looked at yeah

I was Otto shrunken head bar remember that they used to open mics there Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, you sleep right beside it was like a tropical. That's like a tiki bar tiki bar It's about to be Kevin shrunken penis You have anything other than regulars Who the hell are these for what are these magnetsum those are regular so the globe drotters in town Hell's going on anybody rat condoms later on sir wait. I didn't like the flavor on this One gave me a bad reaction in my mouth Wait, you know sir you had somebody waiting and you had to run out that quick and grab

something like for the weekend. I think there was a cover or something to to get in. I think I was just like, dude, I'm just because there was a band playing. I was like, I think I think I had to be like, I'm just trying to grab a rubber. You're in your underwear. Trying to jerk off later tonight, buddy. I got a chick upstairs. She's ready to go, man. Don't cock block me, dude. I'm hard at the time. My jeans are on. Come't cock block me dude. I'm hard at the time my jeans are on Look I'm hard as a rock You go in the bands good you end up hanging out drummers all right Just showing off for the guy

Really cool guy work there. I take one out, put it on the ledge, take the bucket. It's like you had a girl waiting upstairs, huh? I got them on my fingers. Now, but check this out, dude. Ah, god. Holy shit. We got a hot one, gang. Stayed in that same lane. This is from Zane have you ever gotten an argument with a stripper?

I have like Like I got like some some bad looks from a stripper why well we went to this one Only got Canadian They got Canadian foreign policy. Stop throwing these toonies at me, eh? Is that, is that, we might have talked about this, but the coin, are you allowed to tip, is that like okay? Dude, I went to a strip club, there was a comedy show in Fort McMurray, Alberta, which is like big, like a poil town. Sure. And they had a strip club, and like literally the show ended, and like all the servers, it was like in a casino, the show the show all the servers like the girls who work there were like

We're all going over for the like there's like a wet t-shirt concept contest and like some of them were like participating Yeah, yeah, whatever like it was crazy And then you go there and then yeah So people the girls go up on stage and then people literally throw loonies and toonies I think so rude listen then they get off stage and then a guy comes with what it's like a giant They get off stage and then a guy comes with what it's like a giant metal Powered magnet and uh-uh yeah, and then he just magnets up all the coins peels them off that seems Your invention oh, dude

Maybe the most garbage thing that's ever been said on any post shakes looney catcher So I I don't know if this is my autism or whatever. It's whatever it is, sure. Okay, so I don't like when change rattles around in my pocket. I'm right there with you. Okay, okay. So we have an investor. All right, I've got, I agree with you on that. I'll give you 75 cents. But listen, I hate it, you're walking around, you gotta change your pocket

and it's like just making all this noise. Plus they've driven you nuts to be a Canadian. Right, but listen. Sharks are thirsty over here. So Canadian coins are magnetic. American coins are not. So then I literally bought these rare earth magnets. And I would walk around with them in your pocket.

With a magnet in my pocket. And then all the coins would just go whoosh. And it would just be like a ball of coins. But the problem was it would deprogram all your credit cards and stuff. You have to keep it. It fried my brain, dude. If you ever kept them in like a pocket. Tell them what happened after you made a couple

for yourself. And then I sold some of them. Then you started. Oh. He's underplaying this. Hold on, hold on. You had a business selling these. All right, I'll look at it.

For about a month. Okay, what was the quantity you had made? Packages made in China. No, no, no, I bought them, uh... No, you just bought... they're just magnets, like they're general purpose magnets, like they're not like special magnets. Oh, we're in the weeds over here, boys. These are just like neodymium rare earth magnets.

Neodymium rare earth magnets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most Jewish invention ever, eh? Oh, I was well aware. But I'm telling you, because I would have these and all my buddies would be like... He's putting them over by your pocket He used to put them on his shoes and just do one last I'm gonna do a lap

Dude then what happened is I Danny get out of the fountain I got them for myself and then all my friends were like you know I want one of these magnets And then I was like oh maybe other people want these magnets Maybe they can pick up 20 twice from these How many did you buy? I probably bought Are we talking like a couple hundred or like? No, no, I probably bought like I must have bought a 500 or a thousand of them cheap

They're like 20 cents a piece okay, and how would you say members are all the office had a lot Yeah, we had a lot of I probably sold a couple hundred of them. That's pretty good Yeah, but this Canada such a small country and it just Like if America dude, I would be a fucking one of the richest people in this goddamn country if your change was magnetic god damn it U.s. Government screwing me again. Whatever reason your change is not magnetic here Wait, you so you wait. Do you have to get a special magnet for I thought you made rare earth neodymium magnet So no magnet no, he's still not on the Burlington page!

You believe that? M.M. Robinson, wake up, okay? Tell the Griffins they can stick it. I thought you meant you bought it, you had to get a specific magnet for the American coins. No, no, no. American coins are not magnetics. No matter what kind of magnet you have.

Rare Earth. Correct. He knows what's up. I know my non-dominiums or whatever. They're not magnetic. They're no magnets. He knows that because he's smart. I know that because I scrap metal for a summer. That's why I know that. Different ends of the spectrum, Danny.

I was pulling copper out of an old factory. With my family. Hey, I know a lot of Jews in that business. The formant's coming back, run! How did you find out that it blanked the credit cards and did people complain about it? No, it was just like I would be like my I go to use my credit card and it wouldn't work like a hotel key if a hotel key comes even near that. Did you put a disclaimer on the packaging? Yeah. Oh yeah yeah for sure. Dude that shit will wipe all your cards because they're magnetic strips Sure, right. So tell kid or your credit card will do that to a hotel key. Yeah

Yeah, but like not with the chips, but the ones like your strip it'll yeah gone They defrag me man My brains all but honestly like if I move back to Canada Canada tomorrow the first thing I do is go find my magnet That's insane and get back in business. No Just start the evaluation at a hundred K No, just that and anybody my problems with your valuation if you live in Canada Just go find a rare earth magnet like they're like this big like that Maybe I don't know half an inch or something and just if you hate change rattling around in your pocket,

it literally solves the issue. You're so, let's just run this through the Shark Tank factory. Or what you guys have, it was a Shark Tank. It's called Dragon's Den. Dragon's Den. That's what it is in the rest of the world, I believe. What was the name of the product? Change Magnet.

The Change Magnet. Yeah. Did you patent that? Did you get the? No. No. You had the website? One point, it was change mag dotnet

Change mag dot dork I Would have got you I was so hyped about this thing because I literally I was like it Yeah, had a dot it made my life change mag dotnet you want to spread some of the joy you're experiencing Oh magnet. Yeah change mag dot net I'm bet do you still have the domain? If you got the IP I'm listening wait, is there that much change in Canada Dude the pennies are not magnetic and then they got rid of the pennies because there's no pennies in Canada You think that's why no, I don't know why so you copper is more valuable than a penny and they're just kind of smart enough

That's one of the thing I hate about this country is the goddamn pennies our pennies. Why do they have pennies here? It's like inflation's out of control. What do you pennies for? Buddy you're talking to the two wrong guys. This is his wife sitting there, like, ready to have sex. And he's like, they inflate shit. I mean, you're not. What's that rattling noise? What are these? Honestly, Canada does very, very few things

that I'd say America should adopt. That could be a project for you in retirement, where you just take pennies out of circulation. Go Kramer style, just melt them down. One by one? It's a federal offense, but. Well, I think they're. I's a federal offense, but well. Yeah, I think The hell are you doing at night?

Turns out federal offense. Yeah, dude. You don't think people are smelting pennies Your hands are clean People are doing that it's really illegal. You don't think more than a penny. What kind of pure profit? Dude, what internet are you on that you're you're bumping into people who are smelting pennies. I'm not.

I'm I'm not bumping to them. I know but you're like, they're out there. I've talked to them. They're not in the disposal world. You haven't been on pennies smelter.org. That's smelt. That's not melt. If you're in Canada, go get just go find one of these I think the problem is

There's there's your target markets. Maybe I get in theory. It's 41 million people, but it's actually probably like 5,000 people Yeah, we need to get into like a Spencer's gifts like that's the District can you help with this? The main issue is that it's not a proprietary thing. I didn't invent anything I just found out that I could use this magnet So it's like anybody if it did well anybody could be like well We'll just undercut that and just it'll be the end of it if somebody was interested What would you make it gets involved? I would go on eBay and just go search for like I think it's like an

90 Neodymium magnet. No, don't tell them that cut that I'm saying Behind me fully I've tried In a non magnetic country, okay, what I'm saying is what if somebody what if some Canadian business? I'm gonna move the Krypton or something I'm a Canadian businessman. Yeah, I happen to hear this. I'm very user Berg One of the a YG guys steals this and makes a bag Well, I would love that. What would you be willing to sell everything for the name the website website and whatever?

Do you still have any inventory lane around dude? I have my parents basement I have probably like two boxes and they're gold Gold magnets are a premium Their lights are always flickering The TV don't work. They go downstairs all their cards get white The dogs just walking in circles All the files get frag The hell Danny he killed the goldfish again The hell Danny he killed the goldfish again

Alright so let's just say what would you sell the whole kitten caboodle for all the although you're back in your back inventory I walk away with what it was a magnet change mag dot change mag that's Brilliant pretty good. Yeah, so I have hundred bucks We have a petty cash in there I think there's four hundred and sixty bucks in there. That's my final offer. We drive them crazy. We pay them and change Oh Is this one of those garbage inventions that anyone has ever I kind of brilliant and I get it cuz I hate change as well Yeah, I mean I literally take it out of my pockets and I just throw it in a drawer cuz I'm like I'm not carrying You have that much here now. You have a lot of change here. I feel like everything's a lot of there's most people are You're not buying sour keys at the rate this guy goes. I mean you know we get paid in cash and then for

shows sometimes and then you're like I don't know I buy stuff and then you get changed. Give homeless guy a buck take your change. Honestly that is actually mostly what I do with my changes give it away but sometimes you have it and then I don't know. Every person who's watching the show in America has a ziplock bag. Oh 100% change. Well that's a big thing. That was one of the original ayg questions. What is your Karen change jar? Yeah, mine is a I was a water bottle cut with the top cut off zip lock bag. Yeah, what are you doing? I have a drawer, but it's only money from other countries Gotcha, you know I mean like whenever I come back from tour I put it all there, but I don't have a jar with American. I would I probably just throw it at like a guy

I put it all there, but I don't have a jar with American. I would change. I probably just throw it at like a guy. Some saxophone player Danny. Yeah. Oh, God, that's insane, dude. How much change do you think you have at the house right now? Che like dollar terms. Number two. Well, I you know what? We're moving. I'm moving tomorrow. So I've actually unearthed all the change must be, I don't know, 30 bucks.

That's not bad. I think so. I'll tell you a garbage thing I just thought of. You ever have a duct tape ball or an elastic ball? Wouldn't that fit in in the studio? Yeah, no, exactly. Have you ever had a friend who made duct tape wallets? Yeah, I had a buddy push that not too long ago. He was like, it's a duct.

He just bought the IP for that last episode. We should do like an idiot idea fucking shark tank. Oh, not bad Just all the offers are a couple hundred bucks we can swing that yeah, yeah, that's great Dude, I was not excited. I don't know 500 bucks Ryan you mean like a rubber band ball. Yeah, yeah trash. Yeah. Yeah, we I do I was a tin foil ball guy that was big. I had a big tin foil ball get a real smooth people used to write home about this puppy School newspaper I'll buy it from me right now

Thing had its own area code still not on the fucking Wikipedia either that's fucked up. Oh boy wonders tin foil balls really on there God That's all right. I mean that's that Kelly you guys don't know what you're missing out on You're not missing out on much, but sure I get it. I mean I understand it catch up chips and You should develop a ketchup chip magnet. Oh, I don't really get you going Let's see we have time for a couple more here When was the last time you were at a hookah lounge? This is from Reed.

I did one one time and I threw up hundreds. Yeah, I got I did one time and overdid it so much that I just like can't do it again. I got the one in the East Village. I'm the big hookah guy. I don't see that as a garbage thing to me. That's like a Middle Eastern thing. Sure. Yeah. But you're Canadian. But Toronto's Toronto's the hub. There's a hookah lounge. You can see one hookah lounge from two other hookah lounges.

Sure. The inhaler. The inhaler. Oh, yeah. You do. So is it tobacco or incense? Not really sure. It's tobacco.

Incense. I don't know. Incense. That's what happened to me is I greened out the first time I went. I went green, dude. I went green and then I was like, I'm not. Here up there smoking myrrh. I'm a big...

You know all the... What do you expect? I don't get it. All the comments here do cigars, right? Yeah. Where I'm from, hookah lounge is that. That was like, oh after a shell, let's pop by a hookah lounge. Huge.

Yeah, some still do. I've done it 10 times since I've been here. Really? Yeah. Isn't it... What's your go-to flavor you a mango man? Well, I don't know the the flavors. I know yeah, I guess that would be like red

cherry Yeah, that makes sense Little the heater part like the puck is like the little they light it so it's actually cool. It's actual tobacco Puck is like the little they light it so it's actually cool. It's actual tobacco Coal stays hot Yeah, I don't I've done it. I said I did it once in the East Village. You'd like it man. That's up your alley I thought it no it's too not darts to the max Arabian for your liking no no it's just not my words The big thing for the sig is to start out with a couple of grape leaves

All right, he's them into it a little bit the thing with the sig is to get away from whatever is happening That's why I smoke cigs, but I'm very true. I don't want to sit there I'm like I'm gonna go smoke a cig that gets me out of whatever fucking you're hooked up back from people Yeah, I don't want to sit on a couch and talk to people That's not one that he's talking about I see people just sitting solo all the time Yeah, and I'll tell you what oh you're like okay, so we're gonna go somewhere. It's not one that he's talking about. I see people just sitting solo all the time. Yeah, and I'll tell you what. Oh, you're like, OK, so we're going to go somewhere. It's, you know, everyone's already eaten.

We're not drinking tonight. Perfect answer. And I'm home. Couple sober people. That's the reason people go. OK. We are hanging out with different people. If you think I'm hanging out with four sober people.

Yeah, yeah, a little hookah. Some coffee. You said two things that didn't make sense to me. I didn't know I was hanging out with women. Well, you said two things. I crush a can. You said two things that didn't make sense to me. I didn't know I was hanging out with women. Well, you said two things. I crushed a can. You said two things that didn't make sense to me. We stopped eating and we're not drinking.

Buddy, you're on the wrong side. I'm in bed. Yeah. Ryan, do you sit with your legs crossed and sit back with it when you're doing it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I do that, definitely. You have a good lounging body.

He has the hose through the legs too. The hose is through the legs. Try to blow some hoes, yeah, I'd do that, definitely. You have a good lounging body. He has the hose through the legs, too. The hose is through the legs. Trying to blow some hoes, yeah. It's more anticlimactic than, yeah, it's one of those things where you think it's going to be maybe a little cool. It's a little evil. Good social activity.

It just seems a little like, you know, I don't know. Big time investment, too. Egyptian cat. Yeah, it seems very like, yeah, you should be plotting to take over the world or something. Oh, you can flex on people. Buy one for $70, take take a few puffs and walk out like a big man that you are Magnum idea To the laboratory

Let's see here This is for I just never never click doesn't I never try I'd be down to trying I'm telling you guys would both like it They have hookahs you you can get drinks there too. I think that was my problem. I overdid it on the beers and the red puck or whatever. And I got home and threw up all over my bathroom. Ever since 9-11, Kevin said, not on my... This is American, god damn it.

All right, this is from Gunner. Ever reuse coffee grounds to make a second pot of coffee? Alright, this is from gunner ever reuse coffee grounds to make a second pot of coffee That's I've done. I've I've done it in the same like immediacy it didn't like sit I Was that a coffee and I had a small French press and I wanted more so I was like I'll just double up Yeah, you just get a much weaker. Maybe put some milk and some sugar in that thing Yeah, balance it out, but I mean if it's like sit and that's tough

Yeah, my mom doesn't let me throw out coffee grinds because they use it for their garden Soil yeah, yeah, that's big like in my house if I go to like throw a coffee grind Literally like what are you doing? I'm like I just throwing the garbage out. She goes no that's for the garden then egg shells Egg shells are big as well. Yeah What do you live in our commune up there? I'll run my the Keurig twice through really Not sometimes. It didn't fill the cup up. Oh Into the same cup that balances everything. Yeah, I'll give you that Oh, but you've ever seen that character if you put a dud in there who comes out like bad ice date

Yeah, I mean most the time I forget to put the new cup in and then run a run a basically a pot of water Frequently I'd say one in three cups. I have to forgot to put the new cup in and then run a basically a pot of water. I've frequently, I'd say one in three cups, I have to forgot to put the cup in. In a pinch though, I don't see a problem with that. Yeah, no, that makes sense. That makes sense to me. All right, let's do, we got time for one more. Growing up, this is from Nick. Good garbage things from the fans though, by the way.

Oh, they're the best. Oh, you're gonna start implementing all this stuff? Yelling at strippers and fucking reusing coffee grounds. This is from Nick. At any point in your life did you ever have blue toilet water? All the time? Like with the thing on the side?

No. Is that fancy or scummy? I think in theory it's supposed to be, it's class because it's clean, but it's just, it's too much for me. It's trashy to me. Well in my house we only had urinals because we were going for the hockey dressing room look.

Your mom's standing there? Just dump a bucket of ice in there? She's got her hand on the stick that's on the wall. Have a good game out there, busies. No, it's well documented on the show. It's 100% garbage. Yeah, it's trash. It's like too... There was commercials that would run for nonstop.

Oh, of course. They were really pushing it for a while. It smells clean, but it's also like... It smells like the bathroom in a bar. It's too commercial. Yeah, it's like I'm in an office building. Is there a time where that was a fancy... I tell you what, I'm thinking of it as a fancy thing.

Yeah, in the 90s, I think even 2000s, whatever company made that was had a serious marketing He still improved on it a little bit. They said it cleans the bowl and all that stuff Then they came out with those. I don't know if you guys have your house into a urinal. Yeah Yeah, it smell it smells like a stadium. We had these disposable Toilet cleaners you had the stick stayed and then it was like a rack of Sponges or sponges that you stuck it in there and cleaned it out They were damn I have a real contentious issue with my wife where uh like the toilet brush

It's the most as I do I have to put it out of my mind. She's literally like you can't use that in the toilet What does she is it for like she's basically like if you ever like wash the soap up like yeah I don't I don't know she's like, basically, if you ever use it in a toilet to clean a toilet, then she's like, it's gotta go in the garbage. That's wild. What, is it there for show? Like, I don't even really understand.

I'm like, you know, sometimes you make a mess and you gotta clean it up. Like, you put your toilet bowl cleaner in there. What if she makes a mess, does she go, rules are rules? But then I'm like, if I use the toilet bowl brush. I think she's saying you only use it to actually like clean We actually clean like I'll never like you're not scrubbing poop off the toilet. Yeah, we're cleaning the bathroom

I put a particle of feces touches the toilet bowl brush. It is garbage. Well, then what is she? What do you what do they do? What do they do if they're not using the brush? I don't know let it ride Go in by hand or something? I have a move that if there's something in there and I got to get it out, I'll flush and then go in real quick with a paper towel. And then another flush with the brush in the water to kind of clean it. Of course. But you can't be going in with your hand. Your hand should not reach that bowl. No, it's not that crazy what he's saying. You're not touching anything. Real quick, yeah. No, because the water's all gone and then you have the tissue in your hand. You have those few seconds before the water comes back up. Seconds is a lot. You feel like Indiana Jones. You feel like Gambling?

Gambling, man. Alright, we gotta wrap it up, gang. Gang, the boys cast, make sure you check it out. Ryan's got a brand new special out right now. Guys and gals, on his YouTube page, check it out. Boys, what do you have coming up Danny Ryan? October 10th, I'm gonna be in Baltimore and Tampa October 20th awesome

Shout out to skank fest check out the boys gang rip out some dates. I'm actually gonna be going to Philly October 25th 26 Philly go check them out ASAP Nashville Chicago Edmonton Minneapolis Phoenix Portland Tacoma LA Irvine San Jose that brings kids work Kippy uh guys uh You know we got a lot of stuff. I don't know I forget I just blacked out for a second It's hot in here the man is hot in here that is a fact gang come see us at Parks Casino's December 17th Very very very very very limited tickets left, so scoop them up because that's it for the year, baby We love you. We'll see you next week. Peace