Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Trevor Wallace Returns!

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Trevor Wallace! You know Trevor Wallace from stand up comedy, the Stiff Socks Podcast, Impaulsive Podcast, Whiskey Ginger Podcast, viral videos like White Claws, Whiskey, AirPods, Kyle & so much more! Make sure to check out his new special "Pterodactyl"! Thanks for watching the Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast! NEW LIVE SHOWS: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Adam & Eve: https://www.adamandeve.com/ Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Gang that state trashy tour is coming into the home stretch, baby. Mm-hmm. Grab some tickets and come out and see the boys. Little stand up comedy plus who play a little lay wide. You with the crowd. It's a good, good time. Yeah. Uh, in November, we're coming to Pontiac, Michigan. Then four shows in Chicago will annoy limited tickets remaining for them. Get those, baby.

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Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcasts. This is R U Garbage. So I'll show you sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that at the girl to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash. Garbage. I'm your host H Foley coming at you on a beautiful day.

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Thin title Tyred Acto give it up for Trevor Wallace everybody for having me. There he is What's up, baby? I'm back. This is the nicest studio ever see. This is the opposite of garbage. Yeah Thank you all five of us live in here. Yes There's a strange man in the lobby who made eye contact with me. They went back to his Rubik's cube. Oh, yeah, dude He's really. He's not like. But like I was thinking about him. I was like, does he like tell his family like, oh, I'm going to work. Then he just sits there. Yeah, well sometimes it's not even him. Sometimes there's an actual mailman who takes his job.

And just the mailman just is the also the door man who eats soup every day. And it smells like she eats soup. It smells like low tide. Every day smells so bad in the lobby. Dude, eating soup in New York City is a saddest. That's what I heard in my life. It could be August and he's just in there crushing a bisque. It's Kyle.

Damn, bisque is actually, I'll give it to him. Bisque, bisque should be in its own category. Yes. I miss you. You like the bisque? I love the bisque. It puts, I mean, it's like the crumbly of cream. It is.

It's like, it's putting the soups to shame. Yeah, it's all right. You know what, love you, you have an opinion on everything. It is. It's like it's putting the soups to shame. Yeah, it's all right. No, I love you. You have an opinion on everything. Thank you. You have this right away. He's like, it's the crumb relay of cream. You know, I don't want to come in here and just be a yes-man.

You know, lobster fists were caught. I don't want to push over. Yeah, I got a pin. No, you got to have a pin. Oh, yeah. Never really thought about that. Oh, yeah. Or except no soup.

We're talking lobster fists, right? Lobster fists, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Love a good lobster. She crab soup is pretty good You're a she crab down a Charleston never heard it's like a lobster best She crabs they grab okay. Hey there we go 20 20 30 buddy. What do you do? Let me ask you this please What's your skin routine you put anything on there? Oh, man. You got a good sheen. Thank you, right? Good looking kids does really

I was scared see I'm on the like defensive like oily and good skin You got a good sheen. Thank you. Right? Good looking kids. Really? Good skin. See, I'm on the, like, the fence of, like, oily and good skin. That's the, what's where you want to think? Like, once the camera's on all the lights are on, it starts to get, like, a nice glazed, like, rotisserie on it. That's, like, al dente pasta. Perfect.

Yeah, I, uh, I'm just a dumb guy and I, uh, I was dating a girl and she had, like, this long-ass skincare routine. It took her, like, 25 minutes to wind down and go to sleep. Yeah. And then I started feeling bad about myself. I'm, like 25 minutes to wind down and go to sleep. And then I started feeling bad about myself. I'm like, I just a little bit of water, a little bit of dial soap all the night.

And then she's like, oh, try this, try that. And then we don't talk anymore. And I was like, this is the closest thing I have to hurt her, she's still the connection. Yeah, so I just went to a mall one day and there's a place called Keele's just skin sore. And I was like, it was just like, we need to eat this.

Keele's, what are we in? Dirt bags over here. Come on, let's do shoe store right guys so Hollywood I don't know if you guys have heard this luxury called a credit card But I went in there just the easiest client in the world just easiest customer I go I what do I do give me everything and then this lady just was like this this this this this is yeah I was like cool do it all and she goes cool 400 Oh, it's so expensive. Yeah God, but easy check for her. She probably closed the shop down after

Fucking dumbass hit the any ends and call it a day I'll tell you a youtuber in Miami just be like give me the Bugatti and they're like sir. Where's your papers give it to me? All right, yeah, yours. I love I do the same thing. I do the under eye cream. I do a little Little serum a little this so that yeah, feels good man. Yeah, it's hilarious Sometimes want to use it too much, I get more acne. And I'm like, what the fuck is happening here? That happens to me too, it's a fine line. It's a fine line, you got a whole-

Relapse on hygiene? I know. I caught myself the other day, guys, I'm so stressed. My wife was doing the same thing. I'm like, you know what? I'll join in on the skincare routine. He got to, man. I know.

But she put some cream in my, I don't know, you know, some whatever. And I do, I'm like scrubbing my face. And she's like, I think you're a little too tense I'm like what do you mean? I'm like oh man, I need to fucking take Same way with all my hygiene my toothbrush is like Is it flat dude? Yeah, it's like it's doing the YMCA and that bitch. It's just out there. That's crazy

But I like do I multitask when I brush my teeth all like pause and then I'll kind of like rest into my teeth Well, I'm like texting like down on it. Yeah, and then I'll kind of like rest into my teeth while I'm like texting. I'm like down on it. Yeah. And it's just getting butt, but like it looks insane. Yeah, it looks like you were doing your tires. Yeah, exactly. Women are like, what are you fishing for? Copper, what are you doing?

I know. But it's normal to me, I don't know. No kidding, I figured you'd be an electric toothbrush man. No, no. No, I, classically guy like you. Dude, I don't, like, you would think. So much of what people think my life is put together, it's not like, I just, dude, I don't, like, I, you would think so much of people think my life has put together. It's not like I just, dude, I'll use the dentist toothbrush.

You know the one that gives you, I'll use that. Yeah, but it's not a good toothbrush. No, it sticks. The pyramid scheme. You think they get your back? Oh, I didn't think of that. Yeah, the face shit. It's free though.

Right. Yeah, but it's shit. I love that bag, he get it. It's amazing. Yeah. I feel like I didn't just get scared, you know? I didn get scared You keep the hold on that bag for a while. Yeah, but something about it. You're like, oh, this is a toothbrush from the dentist Why would they rip me off? It's a shitty tooth. Oh, so you're fucking up your teeth to come back Yeah, do you have how many toothbrushes do you have just one? Do you have a travel one?

Yeah, I got a travel one, but it's just one that's in like the bottom of like a shower Yeah, that's it and you're like this has been to demotion in back of like a shower. Yeah, that's a tree. And you're like, this has been to Des Moines in back. I don't play at 50. This seems to have more miles on the spirit airlines than anybody. Yeah, I don't put my travel toothbrush doesn't go in a holster. It's just in the bottom of my bag. Yeah, that's good for you. A little bacteria in you. You know what I mean? I hope the immune system. This dirt bag stopped bringing a toothbrush and just whatever hotel we go to, he goes downstairs and say, I need a toothbrush and toothpaste. That seems like so much more work.

I know. Like, he's in the army. No, it's awesome. It's freeing, man. Yeah, but like, sometimes like, he'd be like powdered toothpaste or it's like in like a condiment bag. Where the fuck are you staying?

Not good. Red roof man. I thought you were doing all right, man. No, no, no. But, but hotel. He's still rich, right? Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I use my promo code. But yeah, it's not like powder, but it's rich, right? Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Use my promo code. But yeah, something, well, not like powder, but it's like in like a condiment like white bag. I know it's well-be. I know it. But we need to brush it like, but it gets dry. That's part of the juice man.

I could see, I could see if you're like, I'm not bringing shoes, I'll just buy new, because that's like a hindrance in packing. But a toothbrush. What the hotel? No, but I'm just saying to toothbrush, you have to actively go like, I'm not bringing this. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like a big free thing. It goes in a bag that goes in a bag. Yeah, there's no you're not saving anything

But so you have double of everything you ever you're you're ready to rock and roll Do you ever how long do you leave like say you go on you're on tour you're out for a couple of weeks you come back How long is that carry on sitting there in the roller back? I told you to have again. It's sitting there. It's just there laying there, butter-flied out. It's just spright out. There's something nice about that though. It's just, it's like you're accepting the defeat.

You're like, oh, well, I'm gonna be gone in four days. I'm leaving it three days. Yeah, my cat lays on it. I'm like, this is fine. We just got back and at the Airbnb, we had a washer and dryer. So I just did all my clothes. Oh, nice.

Did it wash all my clothes. Now that bag is just open in the in the office. It's like a dresser. Dude, I'm literally just fucking living out of that thing. I don't know if I've ever washed clothes on the road. Oh, yeah, we really do. Really? Dude, this fucking animal will show up

and it's a will leave to go to Oklahoma on a Tuesday. We get to Oklahoma. He's like, I got to throw my laundry and I'm like, what? I know, go to Airbnb. We were at your house five hours ago if an Airbnb has one Yeah, and they want you to use it because they give you that they give you a couple of Couple of pods. Yeah, no you guys are doing it right. I'm always playing the game where I'm like did I wear these boxers yet? I did that today and I think I'm on the losing end

It's like a fun in my head. I go like I'll remember there's no Never remember. I'm also a big proponent. I've said this before. This is dirtbag science If you leave a pair of underwear long enough, they somehow refer how they like A couple of weeks They're fresh again. Exactly. They don't you know, they're not day old cycle of life every 48 hours They just return to normal. There was a study just done on that I heard Andrew Hooper been talking about that they come back to life Well, it's that thing of like you know, they say like all of your cells in your body replenish after seven years And you're like a different person like I think that there's a number a t-bone look that up

There's a number of like every cell in your body dies and reads so what's like you're not to say you're not physically the same person I feel like the same thing with underwear That's like the same logic when people are like if you swallow your gum, you'll shit it out seven years later. Yeah. Oh, I used to eat, I used to. So, when you see Trident with the paper on, that's cool. Cause they were like, yeah, you can just,

the paper will dissolve. I was like, all right. I don't wanna touch shit, but I would do that with like starburst in class. Starburst? Cause I don't wanna make the noise crinkling, so I would just like eat it with the paper on. And then it's insane.

Wait, would you would swallow the paper? No. Rodod, cool thing. What? Cause he was in class. I don't wanna like make noise and paper on it's insane. Wait, would you would swallow the paper? No, Roddoch whole thing What cuz it was in class. I don't want to like make noise and like there's already somebody's like just eat and drag Imagine looking over and seeing the kids you see a kid just throw them at yellow wrap starbursts Like I'm gonna hide cuz this guy has a gun on him for sure. We're not calling on Wallace Just give you a seed keep keep it moving. Damn. Favorite flavor, Starburst? Pink.

Pink or red. Good man. Yeah. Yellow is insane. You don't like yellow. It doesn't do anything for me. That's like, I'm bored and it's the bottom of the... Stop peeing the wrapper.

I'm not playing a flavor. Yeah, it's a piece of trees. Yeah, I would say, yeah, yellow or... Or not yellow. Sorry, pink or red. It's got to be. They're the the most bold. I'll give you that And you know that because they do a pack where it's just red. It's do that. Yeah, they do it's just pink and red smart Yeah, you've got something what do you got? Yes, so every seven years for sure

But it's this is so gross to me for some reason you lose 500 million skin cells every day. Yeah Really are coming and going to revolving door. I feel I feel healthy. Yeah, I feel Rejuvenated. I just shed a millions of cells this morning. I'm gonna go to Equinox for I'm already shedding over here. A couple of pounds at least. Yeah, it's gotta be nice. Do you exfoliate? What are you using the shower? Bear hand washcloth. Bear hand. Yeah. Bear hand wash cloth bear hand. Yeah, bear hand gel or bar soap gel gel, but I'm not opposed to a bar. I'm a bar. You mean body wash not gel. Yeah shower gel. Yeah, I'm not in there with I know I look like I might be Yeah, what brand it's skills the same thing I literally just went in there's like give me everything damn Do the whole thing and is that recurring is that you get that I just went once and this was like six months ago

I don't use a lot. Oh shit. It's like a quick little dab is a little little dab He is in the shower. He's in the shower. What's great is also a later We'll see it to like oh my god. He knows yeah, who are you fucking do you have a girlfriend? Oh, yeah Where's your what where's your wife? Yeah, if you got two nice of products in here. She's like oh no I'm a home record. I'm like no I just you know, I'm a bitch. Share about my skin. Yeah, your roommates were Ray Jay. Oh, I'm rich. Shower. We gotta ask him.

What? Getting a shower. Okay. Yeah. But let's say, what kind of shower do you have? Is it a glass door or is it a regular tub? It's some bullshit. It's a glass door, but it's on some modern shit.

It doesn't have a back cap. We're going drop top in the shower. That's why nice hotels have that. Yeah, and it's like, you know, I mean, what do you mean doesn't have a back cap. We're going drop top in the shower. That's why nice hotels have that you and it's like Yeah, what do you mean doesn't have a back half like it's you just walk right half glass. Oh, it's like you're fucking showing in a urinal There's just like a stall door that's like a car wash dude those sounds good everywhere Yeah, it's in listen. I didn't I went to a new place. I moved and it was already in there So I didn't like I wouldn't pick that I like the warmth. I've never been showing big. It's too hard It doesn't yeah, it doesn't it doesn't retain like the warmth. I've never been shiring but good. It's too hard. It doesn't, yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't retain the heat.

Which is kind of good because you get out quicker, but it's like, like when it steams up a little bit, do some thinking. Exactly. Yeah. It's not a good thinking shower. Okay. Let's just say you're at a hotel. You're at the Red Roof Inn. Yes. Stay in there. I just brush your teeth. It's a standard shower, right? It's like toilet shower Top like you know, you're like a top shower. Yeah with like the curtain. That was a great. You turn the water on right? Let it steam up a little bit. Yeah What side of the shower do you get it you get in the back? I left the back you get in the back and work your way towards it

What do you guys do this little to ticket is just fucking jumping in the front. The front's crazy. I'm like, dude, it's nuts. Get it over with. Dude, you're like the front of the line in the army. You're like, just give me everything all at once. Got the flag fucking leading the charge. I've never heard anyone do that in my,

it's psychopath behavior. Yeah, that's so, well, I guess you get the worst part of the way first and then you can work away to the back, or? I don't like that, it seems to pay off. I don't like that feeling of tiptoe and into it. Really? I like fucking getting in there and getting under it.

I have the water where I want it. The water's hot at the perfect temperature and I get right in. That's like going out to appear jumping in and then like going to the beach. I do that too. I gotta get ahead of it. I'm pretty gaming this motherfucker. Yeah, exactly. I respect it.

The shower's like, all right. This guy's nuts. What about your deodorant? When do you put knee deodorant on it after the shirt or before the shirt? After the shirt because you learn the hard way where a black t-shirt you put it on before body right there. You got all the stains and shit. I was using old spice for years and it was tearing up my armpits. That alcohol Well, you'll get you'll get you'll get a batch heavy in the alcohol Well, you go. I would go. Burn it. I would go in like chlorine or the the sea and be my pits me burn it Wait, we're talking about the gel. Yeah, the blue one. Yeah, like the regular old-fights day Oh, really? I think the gel used to burn me the one you twist. Yeah, and it squirts out

You can like Google it. They like put like fentanyl on those things like it's not great Yeah, keep it coming back busy. I know right there's lawsuits Like, it's not cool. Keep it coming bad. There's lawsuits. I know, right? There's lawsuits over like, it's gonna be in like 2043. Like, did you or a loved one use old spice growing up and using the blue? It legit burns, and I gotta use some natural shit. Yeah. Are you with me on Tom's?

I don't even know. Yikes. Heels. Heels me company man. I don't know. Brand loyalty. All right. Not bad.

Sorry. I was gonna say, try to go three for three, because I've lost on both of these. I'm sorry. I was gonna say try to go three for three because I've lost on both of these. But no interference. I said I wasn't gonna talk about it anymore, but I'm gonna ask them straight out. You're no interference. I don't know.

Let's say you went out on a date with somebody. Yes. Okay, you went to a restaurant. They do specialize in coal oven pizzas, okay? I like the way you're finally explaining this. You go out on a date, you have an appetizerizer you order the salmon as an entree she gets a pizza How do you feel about that? I feel great because I know she's not gonna finish the pizza now I get leftovers I'm a team it yeah, you is that is that good or bad? I say it's crazy to order a pizza as an entree if you're not sharing

It is a little crazy. Thank you. There you go. We were sharing she Clip that. Thank you so much coming in Check out the Amazon special number 14 best guest of all time So you got a pizza or she went out to like a it was like that the coal oven was like first They're like it's weird to order pizza at dinner. I mean, I don't think so they didn't bring over like a fucking 24 inch stuff. It is a big flex when they bring out the tray that they're gonna put on the table. What the fuck the wound on stilts

and they're like, you just put your pizza in a good sir. This salt and pepper is underneath it. Like a fucking gondola. Exactly, exactly. It's got a little loth. I kinda like that. That means my lunch, my meal comes a little like, you know, a couple of accessories. Well dude, it's got a loft, it's cucking the other food.

It's like, I'm up here, baby. We've got that penthouse for it. I also don't like sometimes, I've seen them, they take it all, you've never said they'll have the basket of whatever, they take it off another table and give it to you. Oh, dude, at least walk it in the back and come. I don't want you slid in the middle.

I'm a little bit over here, yeah. I was at a bar, whenever I was at a bar, I was like, yeah, can I get, like, you know, I don't know, vodka tonic or a rummukoke or whatever. And guys, again, no problem. Can you hear me, that glitz over there? I was like, time, I'm like, yeah, can I get like, you know, I don't know. Vodka tonic or a rumbly coke or whatever and guys again, no problem. Can you hear me that glitz over there? Oh, no. What? I'm like just a random kid. Like, I know you wash them, but like, I'm not just like a napkin in it. I'm like, I got a question for you guys. If you guys get a glass and it's got like a little bit of a lipstick I'll smear on it. You send it back? Yeah. We send it back?

Lipstick maybe like like, like, yeah, but if I get, they kissed and passed it. If I can see the lines of the lines, I can see your chapter. I'm kissing that cut. If we, I was actually not gonna go all week. If we get there, I'm fucking that thing, dawg.

I'm rubbing it on your dick. I'm fucking rubbing it on your dick. This counts as a score. Yeah. If we get there and the glasses are on the table, like say the two wine glasses, the two water glasses are on the table, I'll take a peek at it.

If I have a cloth napkin, I'll give, that's some soprano shit. I'll give a mixture. I'll give a mixture, a little buff. Watermark, lipstick is like, you got, that I think a waiter would be like, these people at table three don't like lipstick on their glass. Water spots or whatever, something.

We were just in LA and we went out to like a nice, you know, it was a nice dinner and uh, Frankie and Jimmy's. Water spots or whatever, something, we were just in LA and we went out to like a nice, you know, it was a nice dinner and, uh, Frankie and Jimmy's. No, John and John and Vinnie's John and Vinnie's. Yeah, you were close. Sounds like an off like a change. We went to there. Tony and Tony's. We went to Melvin's too, which was nice.

Marvin. Marvin. This guy's staying. You give me like the Kroger brand names, all these places. Pigeonare gas first. We were at Duke's. Yeah, that was the bag cereal for breakfast Nice good places and dude there was something the guy poured my water and I guess it was in the bottom that cup

It was there was like a full crouton float in there I was like I'm like buddy. I'm not a guy that causes thing But I ain't eating someone else's crew if you have a little fruit fly will you just pick it out with your straw or when you send it back? What do you do with a hair a hair? I will eat around it if the hair is in the water I just won't drink that hair in the water. That's crazy. That's never happened hair in the water Yeah, you see that like an eyelash or something an eyelash Where are you eating in a valley baby? Welcome to the hood No, I think if there's like let's take it on the mutant's everybody ifants, everybody. If there's a hair in the corner, I just eat around it.

I just try not to, because it's, for me, I never want to be an inconvenience to the group. And if me ordering another omelette. Just it up. Yeah, that puts everybody back 30 minutes. And everybody's just sitting there where you're eating. That's a solid move, I'll get you this. Sometimes it does, I gotta be in a mood.

Sometimes it won't disgust me. And I'll just, I don't give a fuck. I figured you would freak out. Throw the plate. Who hit me? No, look, if the cams are recording, this is for TikTok. I'll just I don't give a fuck I figured you would freak out. No throw the plate. Who? If the cams are recording this is for TikTok. I'll fucking hit them. I'll hit them right there.

No, I'm not I just hate I'm not a confrontational guy like if I get in Uber and his windows are down I'm like well that's how the rides go. What you're doing. Yeah, we're getting blow dryer today. So I don't like if that's my meal that's my meal. I say no cilantro. It's got cilantro. We're eating cilantro. Sure, you know.

Okay. I respect that. I've gotten a little bit more used to hair as well. I really have. Dude, that is a crazy state. I kinda roll with it. I'll just, I'll just, He rings his own.

I'm just, I'm just, I'm mad to my own. We gotta stop by the barber. I gotta pick up a bag. How are the eyebrows tonight? Try those. Yeah, I'll let that slide. And the fruit fly just pop it out.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. There's no Rubin. Yeah, exactly. The only thing that bums me out about Domino's in Queens

is they don't fucking come upstairs. You gotta go down and get it. They hit you with some bullshit. I can't not allow to go upstairs. What the fuck outta here? I might as well walk to the store, I made up my fucking stuff. Is that only Queens?

I think it's everywhere in the city. Did you see a couple of YouTuber getting shot recently? Yeah. Did you see his interview after I did? He was, he like went up to the counter and go, what's up, maybe I'll be back. I mean, just the worst. Yeah, I can't say.

I ain't great. Also, it was in a food court, which I think nobody's talking about. Yeah, he was getting food delivered to a food court. Yeah, fucked up for one. Also, who is working for DoorDash, Glocked up? I would be. Oh, dude.

Came in handy. I don't hate it. I know, would be. Oh, dude, came in handy. I don't hate it. I know. Yeah, I don't hate it. You're like getting ready for work. You're like, all right, phone while it keys. Nine, we're going. I made our let's go.

He popped out real quick, too. He was like, get away from me. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, I can get moving. We're getting make eye contact. Yeah, given the legal warning. You shut up. Fucking, what's those pretzels?

What are you looking for? Don't, sorry. You almost hit the keels. Uh, okay. Have you ever watched your shoes in a washing machine or a dishwasher? Pfft. This washer?

People do it, yeah. Or a hat, yeah. The hat, I've watched a hat and a, and what are they called? Dish washer. There we go, yeah, I'm looking at my resident. I'm looking at my appliance guy. I froze up real quick air conditioner Never I think I've been shoes back in the day, but they never come out They never come. They look a little wrinkle in them. They need some bow talk

Yeah, they lose in the washing machine not in the dishwasher. That's crazy people do it. It's not yeah I've never washed anything besides plates and dishwasher Did you ever go through a phase where you wore a baseball had slightly To the left or the right. No, I'm not a big hat guy It just really it makes my nose look too big and then everything on my face is just projecting brim no Yeah, okay, I got that I get that I want it to be New place got a new place rent by bot Got a new place rent by bot

God damn home owner apartment house house no shit. Yeah, I love it. It's awesome, but then again like I spend money on stuff like that But then like the the toothbrush you know It looks like we've been up downs for four five seven seasons over here. David God gets got a hold of it Yeah, so it's like I spend money on things like that, but like my day to day, I don't care. You didn't do any work in the house, right? Bought it as is. I just as is.

New furniture. No, from the old place. Pool. Oh, it's got a tub in the back. It's some volleyball shit, but it's like a chest deep. So you could, Is it a hot tub or like a dipping pool? Yeah, that's what they call it. That's the new thing. I don't know what the fuck it is. It's like a spin in a chest deep so you could is it a hot tub or like a dipping pool? Yeah, that's what they're called

That's the new thing. I don't know what the fuck it is It's like a small pools is dipping pool. Yeah, really I'm thinking about put so it's cold water you jump in cold water Jump in but you can heat it up. You can't do like strokes in it, but You can have a can have a can have a water polo match or anything. Yeah, if there was a sign at the hotel Probably be like maximum occupancy six. Really? How deep is it? It's about, it goes up just high, maybe like... What's a chillin' pool? Yeah, that's all you need.

Diving board? No, no, no. It's... I mean, it would be pretty good on the pool. I mean, it is probably like, I don't know, two of these tables. What's the, the grass situation? You got it on?

Front yard. Who's cutting that? I have a gardener nice I'll expose them gardeners. Yeah, they're landscape where it's called guys are land guys is crazy Yeah, it's just yeah, it's just the guy I got it from the house is like here's I like I hate here's everybody I used and you just I Know anything that's why I want to place I was like ready to just go I don't want to fix it like fix your upper grades fun get a personality, but like for me No, I just want to continue how life how it's going kids got a fucking house man look at you

That's fuck it's on the outskirts of it's like far from all this like I'm not like my neighbors are old It's residential my neighbor rakes to street every morning Just the men's shut and hates his wife neighbor rakes to street every morning. Just, he has dementia and he hates his wife. And he's out there every morning. It's like, it's like not like a fun area, but like, I love the house. And I work there. I got a few employees that come over every day.

We all edit and work and do shit together. So it's like, it's a business for me. Nice. Close to the podcast. Garage, no garage. No garage. Drive away. Drive away, but no garage.

Weird. Gate. No. Security guards. No. I got cameras though. He's got the crazy Irish dream. I just got the cameras too. You feel real cozy. Yeah, but all the camera is is really like oh there's my cat. Yeah, here's the mail man He's dropping a cart of eggs like all content. Big big all my ring camera season me flipping it off and then just like farting while opening a door, you know Oh, that's all right, okay, that is all right Nothing new you didn't get a new bed anything like that. No new bed. Still got the king size though. Still got the king size Okay, have you upgraded the car? No, what car do I have when I did say these I think or be MW?

I've a Tesla now, but it's just an outlight piece of shit guy over here, but it's a cheap one Model 3 is not the one with the No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, gonna do this to me. Yeah, see my level, I like to get like something, I'll get the cheapest, but the nicest. So I got the cheapest version of it, but like the package on it. Gotcha. You know, so I feel like that's where my level in life is. Charger at the house? Charger at the house, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bad. Charger at the house. If we came to the new house right now, let's go. And you offered us water. What would we get? Would we get a bottle, would we get?

My favorite brand, it's called the sink. Okay. Right out of the tap. Yeah, the tap. I mean, I don't know. Like, I drank it when I first moved in, I didn't have water because I usually was just like looking for a fridge like a spout thing.

And drinking for a month and I was like, I feel fine. There's no. Yeah, there's, yeah, I mean, it's fine. Yeah, I just sink it up. What's in the fridge right now? It's like the typical like MTV crib's in blue. There's like a yeah, there's, yeah, I mean, it's fine. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, it's, yeah, it place. Yeah, there's no food in there. It's just a bunch of drinks and like a random half dip of buffalo ranch or something. I gotta tell you, those prime energy drinks are all right. Not bad.

I, the orange ones. So like, has thick. Oh really? Oh, delicious. But I watched cribs growing up and like, when they, when guys had a separate fridge for drinks, I was like, that's, you know, you made it. I've pitted me a class.

Yeah, pitted me a class. And so I got this little tiny fridge, Probably about the same sizes that one back there, just with drinks and like. Oh, you got that in the crib? Yeah, because it's like a two store, it's like a townhouse type field. Gotcha. So there's a downstairs where I just work

and edit with the two other guys. So I put it like a mini fridge down there, just drinks and I feel so cool. Shoes off in the house? No, okay. All dog in it. When you move, did you move your microwave? Does the house come with a microwave? The house, both, yeah, I came with a microwave in the place before that had a microwave

So I bought a place and these motherfuckers ripped it out of the wall Like that's like dude. I walked in the first day with the keys. I'm like here we go babe But I'm just doing I'm like there's something off about it. Yeah, there's just wired hanging out Clearly they needed it more than you know Like I'll get a mic. I can get a mic right now. But just picture them on their day of like, we're gonna take the microwave. They did leave an air hockey table though.

Really? Yeah. That's just out of convenience. That was for that. Yeah, but they were a little bow on it and they're like, you're welcome. Yeah, I'm like, this is, no, I just gotta move this. They want to carry an air hockey table down

four flights to stairs. I know, yeah. All the silverware match, you got a whole cell. No, fuck no. There's one that's like, I went to a nice restaurant restaurant they had like a nice like Matt black like knife and I was like need this Yeah, so you went out dude. That's like that's swingers shit. You got black silverware This one that's my upside down pineapple. It's just the one black knife. You stole that one. Yes Take knife for a butter knife butter knife, huh?

But it me look like if you walk past the fast and if you like to stick knife You stole that one. Yes. Whoa. It's really cool. It's a steak knife or a butter knife? Butter knife. Huh. But it looked like if you walk past a fast enough, you're like, is that a steak knife? It can play a steak knife. Yeah. But it's like it's random shit. Or my mom, my parents look like 30 minutes from me.

So my mom will like send me home with a meal, and then there's a fork in there. Or something. Really? Yeah. That's so sweet. Yeah. And so half my tupperware is just shit that my mom gives me, or shit that like postmates gives me.

None of my tupperware matches. Get in tupperware from top of where from your parents is the best that's never going back. Oh never Never look at me a glass bowl one day. Hey, you got a fruit bowl now It's a center piece. Hey, what is that? You make your bed every morning? No nothing No, I'll do it. I'll kind of like him. You know, I'll throw it. Okay. So the corners Just so it's present and show pillows in there. No, just'll do it. I'll kind of like, I'll throw it. Throw the corners. Just so it's presentable. Any show pillows in there? No.

Just straight, just sleeping pillows. Yeah, sleeping pillows. You living out of the, oh, sorry. That's how you know I don't live with a woman. There's like, you look at my bad ends. Like, who fought this thing? Who went and bare knuckle with this sit and sleep? It's like, it just looks like there's lumps in like,

two pillows don't match? Sure. Different color't match. Sure. Yeah, different color pillow cases. Yeah. Is there plans to do anything in the house to upgrade anything? Of course, yeah. I'm leaving a more blank and bare waiting to not fuck it up. And then hopefully I find love with the lady and she's like, oh, this wall that wall.

Because the worst is I put something up and she goes, why would you put that there? I'm I don't want to be drilling holes in the wall for nonsense Sure, I've a lot of like filler. Are you a handy guy like that? Would you hang the picture? Do you have any tools at the house? No nothing not a the wall drill or anything like that hammer I got a hammer get this. It's a for loco hammer. What the fuck what's to man? This guy really lives his brand? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? This guy really lives his brand. No, they like say the fuck down. I leave that right by the door. So if anybody's breaking in, they're like, what the fuck?

This is crazier than a clock. They did some brand deal where they sent me a brick and a hammer for like their new gold for loco. And I just have a for loco, brick and a for loco hammer. So I do have a hammer at the house. And a brick. And a brick. Thanks for going great. Yeah, like I ain't get seven billion views on Instagram. And a bunch of four loco. These kids are loose, can't it? The brick and a damn hammer.

Let's go. I like it. Okay, okay. Couple of questions just about growing up. Yep. Two things. One was the first time you had Nutella. Oh, wow, probably when I was eight or nine.

Really? That goes into house. Yeah, but it's on a higher up shelf. Like I had to get permission. You know how Nickelodeon was like asking for your parents before you go online is one of those. No kidding. Yeah, I think I did.

I had classy parents, had an Italian in the house. My mom was super healthy. And I don't know if I said this last time I was on it, my mom was like very healthy. She wouldn't let me have cereal with anything more than seven grams of sugar. Really?

So six and below, which is the worst. That's not. What were you rocking? Oh, I mean, it was like maybe like maybe maybe like frost in mini-weeds If I was good there are right there great, but as a good treat. Yeah, Saturday morning watching sponge webbing mini-weeds Like it's gonna shoot up a family. That's not good It was a lot of like stuff that like you would think my mom would like try to spend a bit kick cereal maybe I don't know kicks man. That's all votes honeybunches. O don't know. Kicks man, that's all votes.

Honeybunch's oats is all right. Those are sneaky ones. You can feel mature as an eight-year-old eating that. Dude, I thought you had to have gray hair to eat those. That was raisin brand. True. We had a lot of raisin brand. The, the, the, I can't remember.

I think it's Kellogg's raisin brand. Those raisins are fucking coated with sugar. How are they, bro? Yeah, that was all right, man. You let that soak in the milk for a little bit? Not too shabby. You're right. Great.

That's a reason. Breaking the reason brand milk is crazy. Oh, sorry. Sorry, with the fattest podcast around gang. Raising milk. That's crazy. And did you have a power wheels growing up? No, what is that?

The car that drives by itself. Uh-uh. The little tiny, like, like like a little escalator, something. Oh, no, I didn't. No, I want a one. Big wheel, you have a big wheel? No, I had one where you would like, there's like a three wheel and you would like,

spin backwards and like burn out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like fucking cocaine for Nate. Yeah, I think he was all right. That adrenaline, when you hit a 360 in front of the neighborhood hot chick. There. Wip and workout. Yeah, straights.

Yeah. Gone in 90 seconds. Look out. I'm sorry, my Vin Diesel. Yeah. This is for my family. You're seven. I live a quarter mile at a time.

Uh, okay. Hmm. Hmm. Do you wear underwear under your bathing suit? No. Do you cut? You just roll? Are you doing like a bathing suit or board shorts? No, you cut. You were just wrong. Are you doing like a bathing suit or board shorts? I go board shorts, but if a brand sends me some shit

and they got like the liner and all where it. How many of those do you have? How many bathing suits? I like five. I'm a big like if somebody sends me something, I'm keeping it. So a lot of times like some random like shelter brand is like where are new board shorts?

I'm like, sure. What about suits? What's your suit situation? Um, I have one suit and I name brand. I don't know what it is. It's like a name brand, but it's That's for local It's a gold for local suit Well, time you guys try to party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm riferous manager over here Yeah, sir. This is a funeral

It's a I forget what it was it's a it's a name brand But it's like the lowest on like the could be big name brand you know Jacobs it might be okay It's like respectable to like somebody going to prom, but like if you went to like a met gala to be like get out of you We park in cars Yeah, yeah, yeah, It's one of those. It's cool. OK. Does almost last time you wore it.

Probably a wedding like a year ago. OK. Yeah. A lot of class coming out of this kid these days. I'll be honest with you. Maybe. Thank you. Thank you.

He did just say his only tool is a gold full of local art. All right. You just got the house. Yeah, I'm like a wonder ball. You never know what side of Trevor you're getting Okay, all right well, let's get into some fucking Questions from the homies gang please as you know when you sign up for patreon. We will answer your garbage question on a air Trevor Wallace here. Yeah, by a fucking goddamn internet sensation. No

Speaking of houses pools. This is from David $10 homie. Haven't had one red. Is it carbs have a blow of hot tub in your basement? Those are getting popular. Blow of hot tub in the basement? No, it's just a blow of hot tub in general. Oh. Are getting, because they're super cheap. You gotta be like Walmart or Costco. Listen, two, three hundred bucks. It's better than anybody doing ice baths.

So if you're gonna have any tub of water in a random place in your house, make it be a hot tub. You know, like a cold plunge? I do, but the personality that comes with it, it's tough. It's like you do it and you have to tell somebody. You're like, it's like hiking. You're like, I fucking need to post the top of the hike.

It's intermittent fasting. It's all that. The second you do something, the second you improve your life and all you're like, everybody has to find this out. People need to know about this. I'm gonna say what? I annoyed the shit out of him. We were down to Jersey Shore because the water was freezing

and we were in there and I love a cold Plunge. Yeah, just my fucking body is they are the feeling after you're like, oh, this is It's a natural high, but we were in the water and he's like it's freezing. I'm like, I love it. I love it He's big on he thinks Ocean is a cold plunge. No, well that. He thinks certain things. I got a bag, I'll use it out there. Make him interesting. Oh, I see.

So you know what I mean? He's the kind of guy who's like, love cold water. It's just my thing. Not even a cold blood. I'm like, we jumped to the water. It was like 52 degrees. Oh man, that's cold.

He feels good though. He feels good. I'm like, I understand that it feels good. I'm just commenting on the temperature that it is cold. I love it. I love it. If I was out there, you should get a cold plunge

and you should get an infrared sauna back there. Oh, I might. Well, the one thing, one of the brands was like, I made a video about ice baths, like charging shit and they're like, we'll send you ours. Yeah, dude. But then my first thought was, if I move, what the, it's gonna be like the air hockey table.

Sure. Yeah, the real estate agent's like, here's a house, you get a free cold plunge. There's no locals in it. Hammer not included. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. OK.

But you did say hot, flailable hot tub in the basement. The basement's no good, I see. That's too much heat. That's too much humidity in there. If you're fucking down there. Oh, yeah. That's dirty. You want to see my basement hot tub?

Yeah. She's like, I don't want to see your basement. Yeah, it's got to be a finished basement, but then that might make it worse. An unfit, dude, a hot tub and an unfinished basement is wild. It sounds like a man about to have a divorce, you know? Honey, let me have this. This is my man.

Yeah, it's in because down there, it sounds like a COVID idea that stuck. Sure, you know, can't leave. Sure, I don't know. The gloves are really off during COVID, weren't they? It's just every part of you. Yeah, well like nothing was like questioned, you know, Yeah, that checks out. Yeah, we're doing this This is what we're doing. We'd be doing squats in your kitchen couches outside

Yeah, exactly the hard part is how is he gonna get the water out of that? You know, yeah, how do you get the water out of that? I guess like a water bed you put those in there and suck it out a little bit Siphon it. Yeah, but no, but you're starting low I don't know you fucked Yeah, that's come that I agree that's what I'm saying you put a couple of bait efficient there now You do you do you know aquarium you throw a some pump in there We have a pump that takes the water off the top of the cover on the pool. I think it's a some pump Sure, no, that's not a some bus. It's just a pump, I think. Yeah, pump. You're

rocking a house. Now, my parents have an above ground pool and the rainwater gets on. Clop a rag. Oh, yeah. Sometimes in it. Wow. Not bad.

It's, we've talked about a lot of the show. It's, it would blow your mind this side. It's the biggest. Olympic side. It's the biggest above ground pool I've ever seen. Does that water ever circulate or change? Yeah, yeah, she got a good rain. I get a good rain going. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's full right now. A lot of rain less. Nice. Dude, they've then decked. So it's like you walk up into the whole backyard as a deck. Remember Mr. Miyagi's backyard? That was all deck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not that cool. It's not. Oh, Daniel Rus yeah. It's not that cool. It's not. Oh, Daniel Russo's not back there doing karate. But it's like say this is the pool. You walk up into the backyard upstairs, and then you're elevated four feet or five feet whatever the pool is, and then the pool is the whole entire backyard,

and there's not a blade of grass in the whole back. It's all one thing. I love that. It's like the opposite of an infinity pool. It's a finite pool. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta pull I walked over my this is the fucking most white trash Shit I've ever seen how do you get into an above down pool? Is there like a ladder? Is there like a yeah, we have That's the it's like an

Yeah, they got a guy doing daqueries by the side 602 please yeah, dude, that's nice. Yeah, it's also a good place to relapse We're get clean Try it for a couple of days. All right speaking of basements as well. This one's from Rick Is it garbage? I have a shooting range in your basement of your home. Big basement thing. Oh man, we are in it tonight. Shooting your engineer home. I know, I know, it doesn't make any sense to me. That's like the bag of guns and ammo. Yeah, your neighbor's got to be pissed. Yeah, I was gonna say it's not

insane to have it in there, but what do the neighbors know? I don't think this, I don't think you made it like a perfect, I think he's just shooting, he's gunning his basement. Like there's not like a, Just shooting haystacks. Yeah, I don't think he's like lined it with like sound proofing. There's not like the chain that you roll up. That's when you're getting ready to assassinate somebody. Yeah.

Yeah. That seems like an article would come out and they're like, we saw his basement, he was shooting DUI crashed as dummies. Yeah. Yeah. I was picturing like, Blown apart mannequin. Yeah, it was picturing like, blown apart mannequin. Yeah, it's a slippery slope, you know.

There are those things though. I don't know what they are, but they're like pipes where that's like a shooting range. Where you shoot the gun down a pipe and it just like ricochets down there. I saw it on Instagram. I don't know what it was.

I don't, I think it was in somebody's house. That was a shooting range. Maybe it's something like that. Yeah, it's That was a shooting range. Maybe it's something like that. Yeah, it's not necessarily a garbage thing. Maybe it was that thing. Hey, maybe it's that thing I just made up. It definitely sounds like he's 3D printing his own guns. Yeah.

It's a basement. Yeah. That's a car. How do a shooting range get out? Talk to some people. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know, maybe get some of those ideas out of your head.

Yeah, it's crazy. It's a little bizarre. I mean, I would- Honey, I'm going you know, maybe get some of those ideas out of your head. Yeah, it's crazy. It's a little bizarre. I mean, I- Honey, I'm going down to stairs to shoot guns. Yeah. And write letters with magazine code things. Where's my sketch tape? I gotta let the president know what's going on.

It's a slippery slope. Do it like it's you're doing it as if you're doing it and you don't have, that's gotta be loud. It's like a rain you're shooting a lot. You're not just shooting one, you're shooting a lot. Yeah, it's a basement, the sound is just gonna be, I mean his ears gotta be blown to shit. Not to mention, you're probably gonna pop the hotdog.

Yeah. Yeah, what's this the same guy? Also, shooting a gun from a hot tub, I'm back in. Yeah, hold on, that's all right there. Yeah, he put it like that. Yeah, El Pacino shit right there. He's got a lined up on the stairs, that's kind of a nice. Yeah, that put it like that. Yeah, El Pacino shit right there. He's got to lined up on the stairs.

That's coming nice. Yeah, that's not bad. Oh, damn, that's good. Uh, all right, let's see. Here, this one's from Paul. Is it garbage if you use the Bluetooth earpiece as an 11 year old? Jesus.

Wait. So like I guess when he was 11, he's probably in his 20s now. Bluetooth earpiece is just dropped. And he had like, uh, he was using it. I love that. Did you guys miss that or was that that never got cool? Yeah, you had to be an uncle to have one of those yeah, I love the guys at the airport The Rock my favorite is the people at the airport that have like an Xbox live headset for their music I've never seen that anybody is they or looks like they have the drive-through

For music. Yeah, it's like they did it's like they have the drive-through for music? Yeah, it's like they did, it's like they went in their kids room, grab. Somebody was like, I need headphones, I'm going to Cleveland. I'm honestly seeing it in probably five times, but it's like a gamer headset and then they have the mic and it's just like some 60 year old dad. It's in the bars. I remember those Bluetooth earpieces,

guys would take like family pictures. Oh yeah. And then they would have that in. And whenever they had one of those in, they were always holding one of those yards. I think a Bluetooth headset comes with a toothpick to use it the same way. Yeah.

It's like a very one-two combo. I don't think that that like- That technology never fully got there. You know what I mean? Like the AirPods, it was now the, it's like, it wanted to be what the AirPods was and at the time it was- The one AirPods pretty annoying too. Can I say that the one, the one,

yeah, it looked like a psychopath. Are you talking to yourself or you're making a call? Yeah, I do think seeing a guy with a Bluetooth headset in 2023, I respect that man. That guy's, that guy's made that a part of his personality in it. Yeah, that guy's been a warm back. That guy's making a lot of sales for minimum commission. Yeah, exactly. If beepers came back, would you's making a lot of sales for minimum commission. Yeah, exactly. If beepers came back, would you rock a beeper?

And did you ever have one? I could probably close the coming back. If you like phones are beepers essentially. It's really causing you to, why the fuck, then use text them? What's going on? Gary Goldman has the great line. My phone is just an app on my phone.

Yeah, exactly. Like an unused app on my phone. Never use a. Hmm. I would use a pager. Yeah. I had a pager as a kid. No one ever paged me once.

Quite sad. And then the batteries ran out. I never did not charge it or something. They took like those little watch batteries. Stop selling that weak shit. No clientele, baby. Yeah, I don't think the Bluetooth is trash. I think it's an 11-minute old band like,

I'm gonna stand out. He's trying to be cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah time it probably was a cool technology. It's better than having a fucking yo-yo at 11 So, you know, probably closing more ass with the blue Mom, yeah, fuck I'll be then fine. What is he? That's what I want to know what kind of calls you? Yeah, you don't need to be you're not receiving He didn't have a phone that man. It's on his ear. That's something he saw to step that doing yeah exactly and man a kid that would just randomly break out of yo-yo Oh, I was not a my sleep But you know, I was kind of a kid if we're being on it. We're yo-yo I just felt that guys to gun turn on me. Yeah, I'm in the basement right now

Maybe just like that's a I don't know man. man. That's like, it was a different time. It was the nine. That's just the gateway drug to be in a magician right there. He definitely, definitely led to the devil sticks. He did devil sticks, dude. What are the devil sticks? Does it all, you hit the thing back here? You did those?

I'm kidding, it was a bad. He did him in a talent show. I didn't. Out of talent show. How old, how old? College. How old do you want to have an old girl school? It was for my sorority. No, it's all I was doing the devil sticks.

I was pretty good at all. You have no competition. Nobody can tell. Nobody's done live a bachie. I was the best in the county. Wow. And I think it was for camp or something. It was a town show.

I was like, you know, I was a showman at a, I was like, that's got a fat camp written all over it. Yeah, but if you have a thing at that age, you're coming out forward with that. You're leading with that. Oh, did I have them on me for sure? Really? And they don't fit in any pockets.

In your backpack, right? No, your T-shirt. Like the lame is drummer and history. Yeah, so, Jesus. So, I was really good at it. I'm not really, I was proficient. Okay, I was proficient at them. And then, so we did the dress rehearsal for, you know,

the rest of the dress rehearsal. You ran tech? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the problem is we didn't- The Toyota ACL, yeah, the whole of the show. You ran tech. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the problem is we did. The tour your ACL, yeah, the whole thing. We didn't run tech and I didn't know there was going to be a light package going off during the real show.

So they didn't know, you know, they hit me with strobe lights and I could, dude, I would send it up in the air. Oh, that's, I couldn't. That's, that's like when you do a guitar hero on X-Purnace something. What the fuck is the dragon floor? And I lost I couldn't I couldn't land a trick dude. How did you recover? I I didn't I got in a comedy Just disappeared one of the strobe lights and also you were gone your sticks are just on the ground

He disappeared. Oh, yeah, it was a bad scene. Did you do anything like that as a kid was there a hacky sack? Hula hoop? No, I've always been so unathletic. I played the drums in high school only because my parents made me play an instrument. Were you any good? A decent, very, very minimum level. I could play four songs.

Any band attempts? No. No band attempt. I played it like a chore. My parents would be like, you can go play with your friends and do 50 minutes of drums. And I played drums. I respect that though.

Yeah. It was my dad played drums growing up. So, and my mom played like the drums. And I pay drums. I respect that though. Yeah. My dad played drums growing up, so my mom played like the Flutter violence and white shit. And they were like, you gotta play an instrument to follow suit of the family. So I was like, I did drums because it was the most like,

angsy teen like, oh, I'm playing a lot as possible. Shout out to Mr. and Mrs. Wallace. Yeah. Great structure over there. Would the old man jump down there and show you how to do it? Yeah.

Yeah, you'd hop on. He's got a drum set. My old room is now just a drum set. So when I go home, I get to sleep on the couch or my sister's room. Yeah. Just a drum set in the room, middle of the room. Small room, just a drum set.

Like from a step brother. Yes, it's a joke, you know. I'm like, Dad, where am I supposed to sleep the high hat? What am I doing here? Dude, that's a tough look, man. Yeah, I mean, I just walked down. A peloton, that's a tough look man. Yeah, I mean like it's, I just walked a peloton, a treadmill, something like that. Yeah, I felt like I was me like, I think it's cool.

Yeah, it felt like when you meet like one of your friends like college buddies, you're like, who the fuck is this guy? Oh, that's the one. You know? Or if you're college friends, friends from home, don't just be like, don't just be like,

and they don't gel. Yeah, it's just weird where you feel like you're responsible for making them friends. Yeah, that was always But yeah, and I get point nuts on his drum sack That out there and then we fought in the front yard. I Let's see here. This is some Brody. Are you garbage if you spent multiple Thanksgiving's on vacation and eight Thanksgiving dinners at hooters? Man Any any holidays eaten out? I'm Jewish, so we do Christmas always use Chinese food.

That's dude, you have no idea how jealous I was. All my Jewish, oh man. Dude, go to Chinese movies. Yeah, that was a movie. And so funny, we just like do anything to take away from the fact that it's Christmas. Yeah, that's a Christmas. It's the best.

There is nothing better than to sit down nice Chinese restaurants. I love Chinese food. Dude, yeah. Fucking the best. But the hooters on here is up until hooters, I was like, I feel like that's pretty normal so tradition. Sure, if you're away, yeah. I would love to see the people at hooters, not only the people eating there, but the staff

working on a Thursday. Oh, thanksgiving Thursday. Oh, thanksgiving Thursday. Yeah, that ain't a religious holiday Everybody's everybody celebrate the amount of times no guy makes a stuffing joke towards one of the waitresses Oh, so stuff and something else Veronica what time y'all are those wings boon in yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I Mean with the drumstick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think with the drumstick. Yeah.

Yeah. That didn't get that one. What do you mean? Drumstick, you know, drumstick as a turkey. Yeah. Toby cut that. Leave it in.

Were you a Hooters guy or kid? I don't like, why was your first Hooters? You guys, you guys are going to love this. My dad took me to Hooters for my 13th birthday. Jesus Christ.

And he didn't tell my mom. He didn't tell my mom. He said we were going somewhere else. Went to the Hooters in Burbank and I had a pregnant waitress. And so they did make they maybe do this thing where he's having an affair. I a good new bad. But that's making out the waitress. Yeah. It's a tip honey. But they make you do a thing when you're it's your birthday there where you put a cup in your mouth like the little like snow cone looking ones. Okay. And you flap your wings and they sing,

then, then, then, then, the chicken song. And they make you do that. But dude, I was 13 and my head, I'm like, yo, these chicks want to fuck. Damn. Oh, they're making me sing a song. I'll walk the walk. Yeah.

But in my head, I was like, they're hitting on me. But I'm 13 and burbank, pregnant waiters on it. Then, then, then, then, then, then, and that same day, I went to Chinatown and got a ninja star for my birthday with my dad. Ooh. Whoa. Yeah, dad was great. He's all right.

That's a fucking wild bird. That's great. That's splurge for the 13th birthday. Chinatown and Hooters. That's a one-two combo. Just you and him. He took you to Hooters. Me and my other one friend.

That's awesome. Yeah. Any explaining going on about Hooters? See you guys. He's your jugs. That's, now son, you're a man. This is what we call a Sunday game. That's a press here today, you guys, you guys, you guys. That's, now son, you're a man, this is what we call a selling game. That's a press here today, you know?

I don't think so. I think he was like, my dad's like a not like a fucking like alpha guy. Like I think he was just as impressed by the tit's I was like, both of us are probably just wide eyed and each other, you know. Stop looking at him. Yeah, we're just two drunk guys in a DUI line

he's ahead of us. Oh, did you know he was taking it in Chinatown? We got to get an ninja start. I think I requested that. And I think Hooters, like I think my mom was OK with that part, but the Hooters was extra. I think the Hooters, my dad's like, I think you don't fucking Hooters.

Man, that's fucking cool. Oh shit, that's an all right 13th. I went to Hooters with a ninja star in my pocket. I mean, that's crazy. That's all right. That's crazy. Fucking lethal weapon. I think of the teeth ready to do some griebbing.

Dude, yeah, exactly. I think I still have the ninja star, but that was a great birthday. Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, I'd say the first experience was... I want to have that birthday now. Dude, I really do. Take me to get some weapons and some tips.

Let's do it. Dude, weapons at Kazunga's who doesn't love that? Lock and loaded. Man. It's a double feature. That's all right. Dude, I mean, you could do that now. When does that sound Kazuma to Hooters? Not that long ago. Yeah, two years ago, baby. No, I mean, you could do it now. When does that something goes into hooters?

Not that long ago. Yeah, two years ago, baby. Yeah, within two years, in now, Fort Worth. That's a good place to see some things. I believe it was Fort Worth. Yeah, you ever done a mom? But they were just about to close and they were not happy.

Oh, damn. We also did a Twin Peaks. Yeah, I would just like to know this. San Antonio. Yeah, it's the Texas hooters, which we had no idea. It was just like, it was in San Antonio. Yeah, it's like the Texas hooters. Yeah. Which we had no idea. It was just like, it was in San Antonio one. It's like right by the LL. Right by LL.

I went there. Yeah, we walked in, I'm like Twin Peaks. I just thought it was like, I don't know, like a mountaineering bar or something. Yeah, big David Lynch face. Yeah, you put Twin Peaks together, oh, mountains. And it wasn't until the beers got dropped. It's like putting shock on your hands.

What do we grab? But yeah, I, have you ever been you ever known How's the comedy in the mall in America? No Minnesota, but it's uh to walk to that club You stay in the hotel in the mall and then to walk that you pass the hooters and I went to one of the hooters there by myself Hooters as an adult is kind of sad. It's not great. You look at the bar and like half these dudes have dementia Oh, and they're just drooling out the mountain. They're 93 and you're like, this is not, we got to get some frat guys in here. Stap. Yeah, it's not. You think the commercial would be like, it's frat dudes. We're here for the game, but it's like an old watering hole for old. Yeah,

we're running the Korean War vet. It's wife we have done it. Suddenly five years ago. He was like, you were talking to a coupons. Yeah. Plus sometimes they do the leggings, the skin tone leggings. They do that, they're thing, I think. No, they do the orange, orange is the booty shorts. Yeah, booty, with the leggings. Yeah, that's their thing, with like the real tan leggings. You're right.

That's a real deal. You doing here. Show some flesh, some flesh lady probably Violation yeah, you can't have your fucking coup changin I'll speed my hair and food to the country any no eyelash. I'll pay that All right, let's see this one's in Christian $14 Canadian chairholder shout out to you. I got them Exchangerate haven't had one. Ever fallen asleep at a funeral?

That's a bad look, David. I do get it. It is very ASMR there. It's very one tone. It's also like, you have to be a certain level detached from the family. Yeah. It can't be like your cousin or something

and you're falling asleep. It's gotta be a, you gotta be associated with people. I'll say this as a Catholic. I don't know what it's like at synagogue, but there's just something sleepy about church. Oh, I mean, there's only so many times you can hear see you again By Charlie Puth and Wiz Khalif before you start goes now I would just pretend that I was role-playing Visiting them and having yeah, yeah,, seeing God. Uh, yeah, that's tough. That's a tough one.

Can't be, can't be if I want to sleep at a. I think you're right. It sounds like a big disconnect, maybe there. I don't know if we asked you last time. You should be great. Like, you should be in an emotional state where you're like, I just lost whoever this. Yeah, also, you just get tired in there.

I don't know why. It also feels weird to like get ready. I remember I went to a funeral when I was like, a eighth grade, I'm like spiking my hair. Yeah, what the fuck am I doing? Who's this for? Yeah. Okay, your grand-wreeper. We're in get ready. I remember I went to a funeral when I was like eight three, I'm like spiking my hair. I'm like, fuck am I doing? Who's this for? Yeah. Can you just start on me?

Nice. Yeah, right. We hit Hooters after that, right? He's my as a comb. Did you ever do the the snow plow? There's like the straight out gel. I'm sure I have. I think my hair's been like a compass.

It's just been in every direction at some point. I think yeah, I did the bleach frosted tips. I don't know if I did like fully out. We would do straight out. We would do straight out. As a kid. I don't know if I did like fully out we would do straight up Oh, yeah, as a kid tips it maybe like middle school, but just the top part Really, I mean this was big like Lance bass. I was I was a big you know, you were a big Lance bass guy I didn't like the music, but I just saw him was like that's that's the guy those guys are cool if anybody's fucking it's Lance bass. Yeah, I've met him. Super cool. Yeah. Wow.

What do you smell like? I forget. What do you smell? But yeah, I only would do like this circle like the top like right here, but that was it. Like you wouldn't do the whole head. We would do the whole head. We would shake.

We would die or like whatever. It was M&M. I mean, that was it. Yeah. And then you would shave the sun. Like you would trim the sun. The hair at the top would stay longer than the sides. Yeah.

You get a couple of weeks out of the sun. Hmm. I remember I used to have my mom go by like fucking women's hair dye and would dye my hair and I was sitting there watching like WWF or whatever. She was just like, what the fuck is wrong with this? Yeah, put them up to neighborhood gossip. I got a magazine. All right, let's see. Let's do a couple more. This one's just wild. This is from Kyle. Just did this last week. Are you garbage if you wash and dry a fresh packet of Sigs, but still smoke them afterwards dot that thought they tasted a little funny. Oh, yeah That's his bath salts at that point. That's not just smoking tide pod. Once once the heaters get wet. It's over

But then dried probably with fabrics off nerd I didn't think about drying what the those are some good cigarettes that aren't breaking well made I guess if they're in the box they're not getting jostled around I don't know Hey man 15 bucks is 15 bucks fire them up dude I got hit for 19 the other night in New York 18 bucks for a pack of eaters the hell's going on and it's got this. He's won't even wash.

What the fuck? Yeah. Favorite dirty stuff. I will say when you go to like a Vegas nightclub, you know, the attendant in the bathroom. Yeah. They have upgraded. Dude, they had like vapes. It was like a bodega.

They got vapes in there and this is my audience. Is it just a hit off of a vape? No. Or do you take the vape out of the house? How tricky. I don't know. It's just how champs up, are you? He's like, all right, that's enough.

Three seconds, you're done. No blinkers, no blinkers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is my fan base. God, this guy's amazing. I'm washing my hands. I don't even vape. People just look at me and go, that guy vapes.

Oh, yeah. So this guy goes, it would be an honor to buy you a vape. And I'm like, what am I going to say? No to a free vape. Uh-huh. And yeah, he's bought a vape by taking it back to the table with I'm coughing. I was like so bloody bomb me this But that they were $40 Geez, but that's supply and demand. It's a bunch of drunk kids You're drunk, you're on you and you're but yeah, they're not checking ideas. It's it's beautiful

It's like a bodega in there now. Yeah, $40. Damn. That's all right. Have you ever used the colonin? In a bad time I think I use that to get my money. So I'll use. Have you ever used the Cologne in a bad time? No, all the time. I think I use that to get my money through it. I'll use the life saver man's, I'll use a gum, mouthwash. I use everything. If they got a wearer green in there, I'm taking it. And a little spritz, a little spritz, a jupe.

What about my debt? You put it on? No. Really? That's, yeah. No, because I want to come back to my date. She's like, what the fuck did he do in there? Fight it, evercrawm your model. You just making out with a Russian dude and the bad thing? Let's go on in here. Yeah, in my cuz I want to come back to my date. She's like what the fuck did he doing there? Fight it ever- You're just making out with a Russian dude and the badger?

Let's go on it. Yeah, in my head I come back and I'm like this is new like Refreshed man. You feel fresh? Yeah, especially in the town of New York you're walking around your sweat and you got different like layers on you I'm gonna spread some a little bit dude. You got to do it like today like I literally packed for New York like I'm going to a sleepover like my backpack It's like two waters a coffee three shirts

Deodorant and gel. Yeah, you're going to yeah, you're I don't even have a toothbrush Got out of two things to use in as a bathroom key somewhere Yeah, what do you guys think on what you're taking on the bathroom keys? I used to have a joke was like the bigger the key the sketcher the area The bigger the oh you mean like 100% yeah, God those are so funny. It's like a hubcap. If it's on a weapon, I've gotten them where they're on like a building club. A weapon?

It's on like a club. Yeah. We were just somewhere. We're the fuck. It's only the club of a squeegee. Yeah. Yeah. We just saw that in California.

That was the first time I saw that. I was like, this is just a fucking broken squeegee. It's a, yeah, it's a night stick. Yeah. It was on our way to San Diego. And there was a woman showering in the bathroom before. California, baby. Yeah, man.

That was rough bathroom. Did you guys have big bathroom passes in like middle school, high school? Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the other Mars was like a whole pass. Yeah, a whole pass. One of ours was a legit chain. Like something that like Terry Cruz would use like workout with like a yard, like a chain.

And you would hear it walk through the holes. Yeah, well, you just had, they'd be, I think it'd take you more, we'd just make up whatever, like how here, take this to show you have some sort of, yeah, that is like the funny teacher would do like a toilet handle. You get the numbers,

laying it on the ground. I don't like, I don't, because you get in there, the person who had it before you was putting it on the trash can in the sink now. I'm touching it I'm a germafob. I don't I don't even like touching the You're thinking about that shit as a kid. Oh Yeah, this is crazy. I'm gonna get on my demon sticks You gotta wrap it up though gang. Mr Trevor Wallace. Thank you for having having me it's so fun on tour right now buddy we love you new Amazon special dropping November 14th

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I think it's D-Y-L. There's no A. Fucking scientists. Yeah, I always gotta be fucking filling off. I like, I decide on the A-Man. Phenatic. Are people gonna be trying to type it on their Amazon? Yeah, you also made it the hardest word.

No, I told them, I had to call it them yesterday. I was like, make it like the search data. Be like, if you're spelling with the T, you can still find it. Yeah, or even make it like the terror that act. Yeah, we got fully over that. I want him to be able to find like T W R A. I was going to be calling you. Freak it out.

I can't find it. Yeah, it's November 14th. Yeah, shut it out, gang. Congratulations. One of the funniest, one of the sweetest, one of the most successful kicking ass guys Are you so much? Trevor Wallace. Kippy what he got for him guys. We're also all over the road That second Philly show is sold now. There's the added a four-show in Chicago and a third-show in Toronto get those fucking tickets gang We love you. Yeah, we'll see you next week. Peace

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