Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 15: Alien Confrontation

Episode Date: January 25, 2022

A Homeowner brag, wingspan, a possible butterfly unident, more Geordie Heat, and Scholes confusion. (Rec: 29/3/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to our vertical pass nips, I hope today finds you with a settled stomach and a fine selection of confectionery in your sweet job. Imagine if you can, did you enjoy the stroll along a leafy hedge line, single lane road in North Devon, in your jacket you have a lovely, foiled rack lump of pocket meat, ripening nicely in the warm afternoon sun. You stop briefly to observe a green thing, set happily atop the head row. How long was the fridge when a lovely day it is? Thank you for stopping by so I could say hello. At that moment you hear a bang from behind you and the fridge falls dead into the hedge.

You turn around to see a trouserless puff ball of a man holding an air rifle and laughing as he says, quote, when fridge is always taking a piss out of a whop and shitting on me, what he booked, stash. It is of course my co-host Mr Andrew Dors. Oh Mr. Erife, oh, round sweaty and frightful. Oh Mr. Finch Killer, skin like polyphella. Oh Mr. Black Hat, Socks is peels in duck fat, Oh Mr. Bulbas,

Duck fat covers the fungus. Alright, I'm very, very enjoying that. No, I didn't really enjoy that for anyone. I'm not actually allowed in there, Raiful. I've been banned. Alright, an injunction or something like that. There's been an injunction there. The most powerful weapon I'm permitted to have is a gai.

You allowed a gai? I'm allowed a gai in that all. It can be a very useful weapon, you know. You might remember I've spoken. I watch Greg Ovens on the YouTube, yeah, right. And he takes out birds, little critters with his guy, no problems, he has little bowl bearings, you know, what? Sky critters.

Sky critters, land critters, anything, he's not bothered. He's got, okay. He's got a wheat, you see, Andy, he's a survivalist. He takes out a critter with a ball bearing from a guy. That does seem very fair. Gets it right and it's forehead, then puts it in his pot. In his dinner. It's a survivalist, you see.

Andy, I've got to say, you're playing t-shirt today. It's a little bit somber, isn't it, Rayley? It's just a black t-shirt. There's nothing hidden agenda. It's too off black, I'd say. It's very a black t-shirt, there's nothing hidden agenda. It's too off black, I'd say. It's very dark grey. It's black, it's new, it's not even feaded from the wash, it's new, it's from Azte. It was in the 2 for 5 pound range, standard pleantatier, I got this one and I got what

when I described it as a salmon pink, the other one that I got. Oh God, you win a salmon salmon pick that's like walking bacon Well, you know some was coming. I thought the dress appropriately for summer. I've got a gone forward, you know a man like you In a with salmon. Oh, buddy. I don't understand the You're wearing what you've got on. I've got on it. Yeah, I've got an adab Black t-shirt on it's it's no it's a dark gray shirt Yeah needle cord you're right. I've had it on for two and a half weeks actually minimum What day in and day out? Yeah, I can't be bothered changing it. God you must stink

Well, I don't wish lockdown in it. I mean look at me. I look like Tom Anx Don't like a silhouette. You look like you look like someone who's been locked down for a very long time actually. I know what you're doing with that black look. You're trying to look like a Japanese architect. Yeah. Well, maybe, yeah. What's wrong with that? Well, you're not pulling it off.

Would you like a new name, Andrew? You can have one of your deaf bastards. I'll consider them. I'll consider them. All right, all right. Barry Handrail, right? A young drunken stairwell spitting up flies, yeah? That's a life, isn't it?

Yeah. Sticky Mick, he catches flies in his honey-covered hands and he says, interesting, that he does it to combat knife crime. So, you're interested in them? Or you can be Ronnie O'Loughs. A little bit. A little bit. I'll just be Ronnie O'Loughs, although I would like to say that I am opposed to knife crime

Well in all of its forms. Yeah, obviously not committed enough to change you know the sticky make-up But there you go. No not quite enough. Would you like some choice of names? Oh, yes, please go on You can be Chester Michael, which is self-explanatory, I think Or you can be John Tember. He's part man part month. Oh, you're cosy. I'm gonna Don't you tongue that's it. I mean mr. Chester. I always like those people like Oh, I've got chest weasels. You don't speak a bit like that You know only false analysis. I've always imagined that as caught that conditions called chest weasels Chester ways you can be Chesty Michael. He can suffer from chest weasels if you like.

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Audi Dully D dealership Can't sleep today All the learning and the laughter as well That sounds great, thanks very much for that Barry Hormona Hello there, why I wish to in a little world welcome a look to another episode of the Dumpods Now in a little world's podcast, them off here, we special guest this week is former comedian Bobova. Bobova. Thank you for joining me again on the dump pod. I just like to give a talk about things you know,

to the fat you know, shoot the breeze. Yeah. That kind of thing. So first of all, I want to ask you this Boboma, if alien came in the other room right now, would you try to be friend it? Or would you try and knock it out? I think I'll be honest with you, I think I'd knock it out. Or try and knock it out. You'd have a go. Would your friends see your charges and knock you in it out? Well, I mean... Where could you have been with Todd when it comes up against an island, do you? Well, all done done. If it were massive, like some sort of...

You could be massive, yeah, I was gonna say. If it's massive, I'll probably would try and talk it down, you know, like, with be friends. What if it was mostly by the vector plasm? You can't knock that out. No, you can't. No, so. I don't really like this. It makes me a bit worried, Tom.

I'll go to another level. What about if I peeled my face off right now, the view that I was an alien? Then what? I'm not good enough. Well, you try to knock me out, would you? I will. Good luck with that.

I'm very, very sinewy. Yeah, you're right. So very good luck with that. I'm very very sinewy. Yeah yeah. Very good luck with that. Okay good. Uh, remember one, do you think it's weird that you can actually buy a hard board egg in the shops these days? I do think it's weird. Oh Lord, can I say this Tom? I always thought it was weird that you couldn't buy one. Do you know what I mean? Right. Well that's kind of the second part of my question was going to be, oh is it progress? So for you, Bob, it's actually progress. It is, Bob.

You can buy our board egg. Yeah, can I tell you a little story, Dom? Please do, yeah. I... You think you're full of time in. I love, I love, I love boiled eggs, yeah. Yeah. When I was on tour, you've got the services station.

And all I wanted was our bowel deck, but the walled salad individually, yeah. But the, the salads set out, the plate, with the egg salad. Right. And I would say to him, can I have the egg salad, but I only want the eggs. And they would never give it to me.

They were not allowed to sell it individually so progress indeed dumb so you would get a buy the full salad and then bin the rest is that right yeah yeah because they can't sell it with an egg or barcode on it you can't put a barcode on a not a ball egg believe me I've tried I'm glad you've got an opinion there personally I'd have never had an opinion on that one okay very much on the fence on that one. Go just quickly interrupt this for a little message This podcast the dumb pod is brought to you in a sociational wave sausages Also a dorsal power good friend is joining me today. Josh. You like to say a little word, right? Does Joe? No, no, no, no, no, we agreed what you you like to say a little word, Jack? Jack Swash! Does, Joe?

No, no, no, no, no, no, we agreed what you were supposed to say at this point. Jack Swash, it's better for you, Jack. Ah, Joe, Squash is, is. So, it's good for you. Very quickly before we go, Bob. Have you got any friends who you wish you could probably just maybe remove from your inner circle of friendship. You don't have to name them, I just want to know if you've got anyone connected to you,

you wish we'll just fuck off. No, I think I've done all the rooting out over the last 60 years. You've rooted them all out, have you? You've filtered them out. I think so, it's really good. Sounds to me like you might have someone done. Well, there's one or two, but I'm working on it. Yeah.

Don't worry about it. I'm working on it. What are you going to do? Knock them out, dumb. Will you just try and knock them out? No, I will do. I feel like that. I'll just change my phone number. Okay. You know what?

Well, that's the best way. Getting a pleasure. Oh, I could actually find a brain injury. And then when they get it touched, I'll just pretend I don't know who they are. Yeah. That's a good one, don't you I just pretend I don't know who they are. Yeah. I think that's a good one, don't you? No, I don't. Er, don't.

No. No. Well thanks for joining me on the Don't Put Today Mrs. Bobo and we'll be back with another one another time. Bye-bye. Say it's um. Do you want a little quiz Sunday? Oh, I'd love a little quiz, Bob.

Yeah? Hit me with it. It's called the Wing, the Wing Span Quiz. Right. Right. I'll introduce it. Dying, Aing, Pa, Swak, Thrush, Poo, Guts, Crash, Zap, Starring. Oh, yeah. Bang Bang honk blackbird

Give me just a little more time I'm looking for the largest to the smallest wingspan You can go either way Blackbird starling Thrush Jesus Christ I mean what is the actual point of this quiz? It's to this it's for you How am I better have any kind of specialist knowledge the can have you ever seen a black have you seen a blackbird a

Starling and a thrush you can make an educate. Yeah, there's done a lot between them. No size wise I'll tell you what the best the biggest difference is 12 centimeters So that's not bad So I'm just guessing I'm just gonna just say birds and then just hope I'm right. Well, that's your right, I showed Right black birds rush styling from biggest to smallest Starling biggest at 42 centimeters blackbird second at 38th

rush at 36th. Unlucky Andy, I hope you've enjoyed. Perhaps whack-push-pay-nuts-crash-staling oh yeah bang, honk-blackbird give me just a little more time. I have not enjoyed it at all. Alright I wonder what again then. Alright, I want to do it again then. We've got some questions from the past nippers that we'd like to answer at this point. Do you have any in front of you? I haven't got them in front of me, but I'm more than that with answer, Andy. Tim Hulladeh, who's been in touch before, he says, I need April 9th off.

PS, you wouldn't give me time off in December so please I think we just didn't give him time off because he never said I'm sorry ninth of April he wants off yet Ninth of April yeah, he can't I'm sorry. I'm going fishing with Paul So I'm afraid he'll have to cover for us that day he left the cover I was just gonna say no because he hasn't said what it's for. I'm not just going to give people time off willy nilly without knowing what it's about. No, it's going to have to cover for me and Paul. Unlucky.

Okay, fair enough. Simon Gattfield says, my dog attacked and captured a butterfly. Then I saw it leave its mouth. Is that a unit dent? I'd like to think so. 100% for me. What's a yield? 100% asked. Yeah, I've never seen that happen before. I'd like to think so. 100% for me, what's that? 100%? I've never seen that happen before.

I'd like to know what went on in the mouth. I'd like to know whether the butterfly kind of released some kind of noxious gas or toxin or liquid even. Go ahead, residue. Go ahead, residue. Anything like that. Are you doing curious that? I wonder if the dog simply coughed up a dead butterfly.

I mean, we're all hoping that it flew out, aren't we? Yeah, yeah. You're just killed by what you call it? Dumpness. I don't think butterflies like that. There's a word I'm looking for. Suffocation. Suffocations, the word I was looking for, yeah.

It was in the ever-couple of seconds, suffocated and just gobbled it out. Yeah, could be. Maybe we'll never know. Colin Booth says, Suffercated and just gobbled it out. Yeah, could be. Maybe we'll never know. Colin both says when will Bob reveal all about the annuitly that the FAAP hint to not say about the move that will end football for good? This goes back to almost the very beginning of this podcast. Right. Five years ago and you still haven't revealed all. I never will, you know, I know a move that guarantees you score a goal from within the penalty area, so the FA pay me an

annuity every year, not to reveal it, because that would be the end of football. I'm happy with the arrangement and it gives me quite a lot of influence under the game. And so, here's one, I'll prove you the influence I've got, right? Do you know when a player, let's say it's a writeback, kicks it up the line and it swerves out of play in the air, then comes back in play. Or alternatively on a corner, it goes out of play, then comes back into play, yeah?

Yeah. You watch, that's gonna be legal within two seasons' time, because I mean me that will not be considered out of play and that's because of my influence. You are activating that. Yes, you're activating that real change. And when it's up to them Andy, it's that or the games over. Oh, I tell you that or you just pull the beans. Yeah, it's power in it. That's power in it that's power in it so what will you now 29th of March 2021 so by 29th of March 2023 that will be that will be the lawyer

well incredible stress isn't it Infinity Rocket Plastics I've got hold of a bit of script from the last episode of Jordy Heat, which is the box set that Steve Bruce is making for Nuclec's, yeah. So I'd like you to help me here and do a little bit of script form, I've sent it to you. So I'll read out the instructions, you know what I mean, whatever they're called. Is this a dock file? How would you mean? Do you okay? Is it on a dock file is it? I think it's PDA. I think it's PDA. I think so but I think it's P what is it where the shrink them? Yeah is it a PDA if there can be editors or is it the card bank? Can't make it touch it. Oh right fine. Okay, I'll do that. Okay, well, um, ladies and gentlemen,

Jody Heat, hot, Jody Streets, climb on the tine, hot, Jody Nights, how we're the squad. Interior, not thumbling police incident room, midnight, DC Denise Walsh answers the phone. Mae'n tyriau, yn oth yn pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwyllwyr i'n pwylldyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei'r ymdyn ni'n ei We have very stretched resources here. She said she wouldn't leave like unless I give her a lift in me boogie on account of me drive Beats or massive Well, we could send a squad cams distinct But it might not be for a couple hours and then of course it has to get up your massive drive

Come on, I'm with you! Fuck that! I've just got a gy gianty cams and put it on me account. Thanks for voting nothing! Chief Inspector, Mike Ashley enters the room. Right, listen up you bunch of northern monkeys. I'm getting real heat from the regional about the vandalism on the graves, heat and symmetry. I want an update now! Come on, do I, Bruce, fill my fitted lungs with info fucking my shriek? I, of course, at this moment we have DC Shelby and DC Carol Beadsley, a fucking bird, G-O-D-L-P-A-T! And no, sir, it's courtless than that. Anywhere, there are, as we speak, carrying out severe lens activities at the cemetery.

We are hoping we might bag our offender tonight. Kutu, exterior, heat and cemetery, DC, Shelby and Beedley are seated behind a large memorial. This is a fabulous gig for me, Carol. I love cemeteries, and the dead, and the darkness, and that! What's with the cape, Jan-Jan? Has it got loads of fog on pockets or something? No! Pockets at all! But when I raise it to my nose, I can peep over it like it's a woolen fence. It makes me like a walking shadow. Even the dead can't see me and they are great at looking at stuff. Are I fair enough? Hey John! Dear John, do your fancy hair bov'r'l and some boiled eggs paid a pack half a dozen in my beard box. I would love to sink my teeth into the soft flesh of a boiler.

Thank you so much, my precious darling! I'll fuck off with the darling shade. Now, let's get these boilers out. Cut to camera, zooms in on beard box. It contains six small new potatoes, fork and spuds, look at the dirty jersey fuckers, I swear down I will fuck and love him so I had his bollocks were landed but they stand and his cock will fork and I'll cover it. Carol picks up her phone and dials Peter.

Oh love I was it gunning down there, I was it fucking Oh no, I was, I was, I was a gun in down there. And I said, fuck and gun in. I was a fuck and gun in. I'm sat there with the egg trembles and you, you do this fucking clown horn. You go go. Fuck off, jeer John, jeer. And you have to put six, the hood spills in the bed box and no fucking boilers.

If you're toward get down 18-Semite in five minutes with my boilers I'll rip you off or I'll head off with a fish slice. Mmm, tasty. Ok, love, I mean, five minutes! Kutto, interior, Jordy, heat, incident room. As you can see, Boss, DC Henderson has a live feed from DC Shelby's bodycam. Can you explain its workings to Chi-Fashley, DC Henderson? Eh, images like electrics,

are visuals high-speed, blind, downpipes, stare at them and interpret them like it's real life, or an out, you've got Kenny Jacket's eyes, hold on, so much happening! Cam resumes in to Henderson's monitor, external, cemetery. Did you hear that, Carol? Soared like a hammer or a crowbar?

Fuck! I want it to be at a wooden stake! I have a gange over my wooden fence! What could you say, John? J-J-J-J-J-J! Oh! It's some less! Waking a grave store with a metal pipe!

What a cheeky bastard! Come on, let's go and fuck her up! Carol and Shelby run towards the last with the pipe. Shelby arrives first, but the last high kicks him on the chin, and he falls to the ground defeated. The last turns to first Carol. It's Cheryl Cole. Cuts to, incident room. Mike Ashley. Oh, gold, we are right up, shit's creak now.

That hourly leaves the bird. Give the little petler chance. She's pretty feisty as DC Beardsley. Cutsu, exterior cemetery, Cheryl Cole. Back off, hedy! I'll kick your tits over Sunderland! Now you're doing fucking scare me, shallow! You skinny, foot unnot! Carol reaches into a bit, boxes through her six-year-old's, it's Sheryl's head in quick succession.

She then runs at Sheryl and falls out with one big lamp of a ripe forer, just as she is handcuffed in Sher Cheryl, Peter arrives. Oh, I- I bought your- boilers. I think you've knocked Cheryl call out call. I'm out of here. Good. Once you've been in Fortland Newtons. I am right for gun-miss-night creeper. You called? Interior, Jordy Heat Incident Room.

There you go, bus. Another crime on the time, successfully closed by Jordy Heat. Well done, D.I. Bruce. It's all retired energy for your delivery. Exterior Cemetery. Peter, do you know I brought the bitch down? Did you bite a West line? No, I used them spuds you putting me bed bucks.

If he wasn't for them, I might have chalked a fucking kick in. You're a good lad, Peter. Thank you, Ewa, your boilers. What should we do with Jair John? Jair John Jair? I just leave him here, he loves it. And you will make an hour of a cuddle in the squad car. Do I get funnies?

Ah, you can have a clamber on the last time I ate these eggs. And thanks, love. Jody, eat. Crime on the time. Hot Jody eat! Crime on the time! Hot Jody nights! How we're the squad? Hot Jody's greets! Was an exciting episode, won it? And a very, very exciting idea. I enjoyed that very much. Oh Andy

all done a minute we've got Paul Skulls on the line again hello Paul. Oh thanks for joining us and I'm sure you enjoyed England's World Cup qualifier wins over past few days. Oh did you see them? All right what was that then? Oh I like't they? You know what I TV really stands for, don't you? No, what what? It's a brain transmission vehicle. I'm not sure, I don't think that's right, Paul. Oh yeah, you would say that with your typical sheep behavior. Lapping it up like a cat or a sheep.

Ask yourself this, right? Why is Ken Barlow being on a coordination street for 61 years? It's clearly being held hostage. Watch his eyes and the way he brings it in the camera. He's screaming to be rescued. Yeah, right. But there you go. Anyway, the Premier League is backing a few days

and there's still lots to play for there. Premier League. Right, put together the initials of every manager that's finished 15th in the Premier League since the year 2000. What does it spell out? I don't know. Weird secret business, that's what. Don't take my word for it, looking up on the dark web it's all there. Right, so you think there's dark forces at work in the Premier League, yeah? Well I always show this, right, right, follow the money. Now riddle me this, so you think there's dark forces at work in the Premier League, yeah? Well, I always say this, right, right? Follow the money.

Now, riddle me of this. I'll come, you can book a bunch of advance without paying a penny and then cancel the day before I get full refund. I was keeping the thing afloat if there's no money. Change your hands. I'm sorry, Paul, you have, you totally lost me there, Suz. Oh god, no, no, that's not the premier legos, premier in. I'm, I'm looking at the wrong dosi, just dig know what I just said.

So you think there's somebody's actually going on at the premier in then? No, comment, no comment. Hey, is this conversation be recorded by infinitely rocket plastics? Because my malware detector's gone fucking a wire. No, not that I'm aware of Paul. Yeah, right, I'm jamming it! I'm jamming it! Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I bet he hasn't changed his shirt for a while. Are you happy with that then Andrew?

Shall we, I want to go and watch some horror films? Oh, there's one thing I wanted to do, because I'm genuinely interested in it Andy. I just want to add really like to know what you think. I was talking last night with me sons, yeah. We were trying to decide who is the definitive championship player, yeah? Fuck you. Who is the definitive one.

Now, I'll just run some names past you. Ross Wallace, John Hugel, Darrell Murphy, Lee Kamp, Chris Martin, Ryan Shotton, Martin Keo. I know it's something to throw at you just like that. Martin Keo. Martin Keo, you know the Derby center half. Oh, Keon, not Keon. Not Keon, part of the most pretentious

center back pair in football's ever seen. Adams and Keon, they're glasses and they're long words. No, I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you. I've a think about that. And let's come back to it and let's ask if any of the passers- On the next one. I want to define it if championship player, you know.

Okay. And we're now ending this episode because you want to watch some horror films, is that correct? Yes. I've chosen them already, all lined up. Um, see you, Andy. See you, passers. Thanks again.

Bye, guys. Thank you.