Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 18: Egg Poultice

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

Lockdown Gary, England camp spying, a Beardsley update, and Lawro’s shapes. (Rec: 28/6/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, welcome to another episode of a fletico past tense with me, Hendrick Dawson. I hope you're all well and looking forward to our imminent freedom and return to normality. I want you to imagine if you can and which need a trip to the dentist to have a couple of sore wisdom teeth removed that have been causing you discomfort for months. Nervous, you opt for a general anesthetic knowing that you won't fail a thing or even see any part of the grizzly procedure. But sadly, as you let the wake up after the operation, through the hares, you see a stocky, sweaty man

strutting the back of his head, and the back of his back region, with a monkey wrench, his string vest soaked in blood. He tells you, I've got a bit confused and I don't pull it out the bulk ten or eleven of them in the end, because I'll look at the CM. Suppose it could use one side for chewing and the other for drinking. It is my wretched co-host, Mr Bob Mortimer. Odento Vando.

Yes, I'm Chef looking scandal. The whole monkey, red shman. Louis, you're back straight to Selly scam Hello, Bob Hi Andy, hi Very nice, very, very nice Vodka, if I thought Pee

But the back of his back area Yeah I didn't want to say scratching his ass But I mean that's what I was about to say Oh I see Yeah That's what it was was it Yeah to do. Oh I see. Yeah. That's what it was, was it?

Yeah. You were being, oh I see, you sent to yourself mid-choon. I thought so. I thought, I mean, among all of the horror of dental procedures, blood, anesthetic, which is obviously going to trigger a certain percentage of our listeners, I thought I'd be a bit coy when the kid would be referring to your ass. So I hope you appreciate that. My tater will get at the moment.

We be crown at the top, we're not, we bridge at the top half of its come off. So I'm eating on my right hand side at the moment. How's it come off just from where and tear? I don't know, I think it was through fishing, biting the lead shot on the line. Right. But what that does mean is because you have to just eat on one side, right? Occasionally, you slip a tasty food over the other side that hasn't experienced food for a while and you get like super taste. Just to let it keep it tumbled, so to speak. Yeah, and you get quite an intense

flavor. Keep it agile. John Cooper locked down. He sent me a little coupler. I think he's coupler. That's not much about what any small talk. Just get on with that toy. I was going to ask you about your fishing and what you've been up to and all that because you've been doing some other fishing last week. Got some zander. I don't know what that is. The weather was sorry, my darling.

I don't know what that is. It's a brightly coloured fish. It sounds like it might be. It's like a pike and a perch combined to great effect. Like a hybrid. A predator. A super fish. I'm predator centric at the moment. Are you? You know, a perch pike.

Yeah. It's under the sea. John Cooke-Balockdown. Yeah. All right. It sent me a couple. I think you mentioned that before. I'll have a look into it. Yeah. Right. It sent me a couplet. I think you better add that to it. Yeah, go on. Once again, I mean on me on, sat on the floor watching Game of Thrones. A blog with a limp is kissing a horse. Think I'll turn over to

Inspector Moss. Exit John Cooper Clarkstage left arm locked down galley the manual Murray So that was just a little um, a little couplet. Yeah, that's it I'm not gonna sing I'm not gonna say I wouldn't have bothered because it was good for It was very brief Okay, I'll give you do you want some more? Is the more? Yeah, when you can if you want I've got a sausage in a frazzle on me plate. The frazzle looks damp, but the sausage looks great. I take a bite in a sip of metango. We taste the dancing like Ashley Banjo.

Oh! This is more like you want Andy, but have you got any names for me? Oh God, I haven't. Or have I? I... No. I haven't want Andy, but have you got any names for me? Oh God, I haven't. Or have I? No, I haven't. I met a woman last week called Mrs. Shin. Right. Eight-year-old, it's called Mrs. Shin.

And what part of the body would you like to be named after? I'd like to be called Adam Apple, I think. Adam Apple? After the Adam's Apple, because that one. Oh right, that's quite. It's got to be a little bit of that sort of. Yeah, that's super, hey Adam Apple, I think. Adam Apple? Adam's Apple, because that one. Oh right, that's quite, it's got to be a little bit... Yeah, that's super, hey, rough, I think. Adam Apple. Yeah.

I guess out of all this tight spots, you know, it's an Apple. It's an Apple's, yeah. In all their various forms, crumble, tart, just using a raw Apple as a missile. God, it's fucking years since I've just dating an apple. Why? Because he teeth. I suppose he's partly me teeth, but I prefer sweets, you know, and cakes and that. Me granddad. Me granddad had false teeth and he would always carve up his apple first with a knife and he in seconds. Yeah. Because that's a good idea. That was that you granddad. that was me grandad

Yeah, he's not with us any longer, but I didn't die because of apples But the memory of his technique remains strong in the family it's been passed down from generation to generation like fort law Jeff neck. Yeah, Jessica neck Well one for either gender there Jeff Jeff or Jessica, you could be. Mrs. Schinds out the beat, isn't it? Now listen, awfully, I've got a wav. That's some fucking, such thing, you know, direct from the England training.

Yeah. Right? Just waiting on an email from most at Infinity Rocket Plus. Oh, yeah. I tell you what, I tell you what Andy I'll give him a ring all right yeah go for it because we need it now hello most most Bob Martin are you that will be two pounds ninety-pence please Mrs. Difficult what if too what you're not about most it's me Bob yes I am fully aware of that perhaps you should look at my most recent email regarding new security protocols.

Oh, God, hold on, let's have a look. Oh, what era is? Oh, I see, it's like Spy Cards. Start again, most. That will be £2 and 90 Peds, please. Mrs. Difficult. It's rare to encounter such customer service. Shall I post the goods to Kate Humble from CountryFile? No, they need to go to Chris Packham at Springwatch. Where does one need to be particularly careful? On the approach to an Orch village or an Elven turret. Security front call complete!

Now, how might I help you wise Robert of the Wells? That's a lot, you know, system moose. I'm just waiting for this wav, you know, from England, training camp. It pingeth into your mailbox, as way you speak of anything else? Oh, there it is, yeah, yeah, and... Hey, moose, any chance of some footage from Daniel Levy's office at Tottenham? Yes, I should be able to grab onto that with a technique called the Hornet Armchair. Consider it a deed already done!

Cheers, most. Nice one. Cheers. Right, let's open this file. Here it is. It's CTTV with audio, Andrew. You're God. So, Southgate's there, a few players are in a conference room. Southgate stood by a white board.

Now, I wanted you to do Southgate, Andrew, and I felt to send it to you. Do you have? Yes. You can try to do that now. Please do. I'll just play some music while you do that. Alright, that's just come through now, so we'll uh... So it starts with self-care. I don't know, self-care, self-care talk. Right, you're on my most trusted members of the squad when we need to talk about Germany.

That's how a free-think mind-drain incorporating a brainstorming attitude just shout out what comes into your mind when you think about Germany. Jordan Henderson... show it how it comes into your mind when you think about Germany. Good kit like strong thighs, shit like cuts, muller rice, apple one is best like very much natural resources and engine. You know, cars are four wheels or less it's wacky rear-ses. I'll take two please a'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch i'r waswch down, I'm very fearful that the fumes from the markup end might make me nauseous and cause me to fall or trip or worse still to move. Yeah, as you can sit down. Eh, and boss, would it be your art if Raheem brought a chair over for me and steadied me

as a sit down? Why don't you take a chair over to Jack? Home of a guyer. No, no, no, not McGuire please boss. A feathery size is very triggering for me. On account of reminded me of a tree. And the breeze, a tree might create causing me to fall. Rahim is a much more manageable size for me. Okay, Rahim, take a chair over to Jack and help him into it. Maguire, what about

Germany? Just say what you feel about identifying your feelings. Some are the wheat seeds I am put from my farm come from Germany, as does some of my soil conditioning pellets. Oh, yeah I know, I base my new swooped call-over hairstyle on a turnip leaf that had been trodden by one of my pigs and that pig was called Clouse and Clouse is a German name so I rest my agricultural case. Hmm, what's part of that? Would you like me to write on the board, Harry? Soil condition in pallets.

It feels pertinent to me. Okay, John Pickford. Germany. Take it to a thought round about and try to take the right exit. I know about Germany is you can drive read fast and there's great big roads and that you can buy beer and massive fucking glasses and that you can buy huge sausages and that all Germans like to walk around in the nuddy and they dress very weekly and that the lasses can be a bit bulky. Lots of chew on there Jordan, what shall I write on the board? Huge sausages, that's the thing that shout out to me boss okay

hurricane Germany well we go well boss can I first say that Germany will be very tricky opponent due to their team spirit and Germanic work ethics Rahim Sterling's talking now. What's the such crap that told me, darling? It's ethics, Rahim. The set of principles of governor of persons' behaviour. Carry on, Harry. My mum says that Germans can be very rude and humorous and that their terrible manners leave a lot to be desired.

She did measure door that they have very nice thighs. Oh, another shelter. For the thighs, though, could we not something here, yes rain? I would like to say that two Germans have played for my team and city, Leroy Sandy and Iki Cardigum. Leroy has very smooth thighs like fresh but... Sorry, Liam, please don't mention butter. It's such a terrible trip hazard, especially on a tiled or laminate floor. Sorry, Jack, but carnigons thighs were a bit stringy. You know, like a banana. Oh, God, I thought we agreed.

There'd been no talk of bananas around me just thinking about them can make me go ass over to you. Shit, sorry Jack. It does seem from your comments that the German thighs should be our main focus. We have another decent thigh in our squads and stupids. McGuire, your thighs are half decent. How do you achieve that? Oh, you've got a 16-arm crop scurry fire that I lift up with my ankle through the claw hoops. It's hard work, but the lactic acid kicks in after about three lifts.

Fucking terrific, but a kit by the way, especially if you're working a clay soil. Interesting, it's going to brought over and get to work on our thighs. Now, we do have one thing in our favor, Jack has massive calves, and as we all know, big calf is worth three pairs of thighs, except on pancake day when the situation is reversed. Do you set me in? I'll be starting, boss. No chance, I'll be too obvious. Right, let's get to work on these thighs, hurry over to you. Come on, I think, fuck them bunk up in the fall, yeah, we've got to got this.

It's all thanks, Moose. That was interesting little exer, a life in the training camp. I'd like to apologize for being our associate, because I was fucking warful. But, um, difficult. I'm just couldn't even imagine what he sounds like that's extraordinary in it really yeah for England manager if I'd had a bit of pre-warning I would have given it a minute or two to think about it I could have worked on something it's been and gone now it's time to have a look at the submissions from some of the passing papers Bob specifically

in the area of the Unidents that have been sent. All right, here. As we know, our threshold for a Unident is incredibly high. Nevertheless, some people have had a pop and sent some in for us to assess. OK. It is one from AST Animal 2020, 2120 and he says, oh, she says, possible unit ended just moving house and had a new telephone number installed. The numbers are exactly the same apart from the last two digits are reversed. What's your

reckon unit? Yeah. Well, if it had stopped at the numbers are exactly the same. Yeah. And give it that wasn't that wouldn't have been a new number. So that wouldn't have been a unit and I'm going to get really? Well, now it's the same number. That's just getting your number transferred to your new house, isn't it? That might be possible. I don't know. Maybe if it had been made up of exactly the same numbers. But you're going to get, if you're giving it, give it, man. I'm going to give it.

I don't see how it could be any, any closer to being a year in a tent. So, well done, East Animal. Joke Thorland, a certainy self, and three old friends were sat under a giant tree in the A.F. Breastone Circle tattooing horse heads on each other. And right nearby was a field full of young lambs frolic in. And there were three lambs who weren't running around like the rest who were staring at us through the fence. Each one had the number six on its side.

Now, a lamb bells are ringing for me there. That, to me, suggests it's either fictional or there's been some kind of use of psychedelic drugs. I'm gonna, no, I'm gonna disqualify that, I think. I don't think that it's a qualification. That is tough. I don't think it happened. You don't think it happened. I'm gonna be one of those internet twats.

Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Plenty of. Made it up. That's harsh. Sorry. Very nice. Colin Maloy, final one.

I had a new two-seater sofa delivered on Monday. When it was unpacked, the right hand seat was black, and the left hand seat was blue. Is this a unit dent? I think it is. Andrew. Do you? I just think it's a faculty era.

Oh, yeah, it's either that or it's an error in the delivery process. It's an unusual moment. We could call it an oon omen. It does it feel like a unit dead. To me, a unit dead feels like it's kind of almost been plucked from the cosmos. Some kind of higher power has navigated it and given it to us where it's just where it's like someone's just packed their own thing in the factory. Sorry, so it's an orphan mate.

Would you like a little trough or false quiz from me? Go on, then. To you, go on. Now as I normally do in this, if the answer is true, I'll say, Moline, like Bicy, from what we've heard. If the answer is false, I will say, Free Sweeties, which is supposed to be like Ringo Start. Oh, okay. Who, no, really.

Here we go. Troop of Fals. All Paula Bears are Irish. Troop of Fals. Fals. Moline. It's actually true. Dobby Daff.

Yeah, they're all descended from brown bears that lived in Ireland over 10,000 years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I read that in a book. So there you go New York City, right? New York City drifts about 10 feet away from Europe every year. Draw false show show Free sweeties It is false what you're going to hear this. It does drift but only buy an inch. No, only buy an inch.

Next one, the screwdriver. The screwdriver was invented 100 years before the screw. Throw off false. That is true, I happen to know that. Marlene! It was originally used to extract nails. There we go. and one more. John Chalice who played Boise in Holy Filsen Horses is the current start of a documentary on Amazon Prime called

Boise in Belgrade. Where he calls the Belgrade. True or false? Um, true? No? Marlaine? Yes, it's true. Is it true? Yes, it's true. Join John Chalice and his Jenny DeBell-Grede Serbio where he aims to uncover why Onlyfills and Horses is so popular in the country from a royal palace to a brandy distillery a must-watch for any fan of Onlyfills and Horses. So there you go.

And the elaphe there, like, there like you don't believe in this project. You know, it could be possible but it's one hour and 18 minutes long. It's on Amazon Prime and that takes us into the section of the show where we like to talk about what we're watching on Telly. Is there anything you want to recommend? I mean, I'm YouTube and it's me pleasure these days. And you're back on Conventional Telly. I've been watching the bearded explorer and loose the explorer

where the going to the world of band and nows is. Right. Quite good, maybe a good start at the point is the Lucy one where she goes around the abandoned mansion of Ortiz from jail, see? Really? It was a 3 million quid mansion somewhere and it all burnt down and it's abandoned and she takes you around that you know. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's so good.

That's so excellent. A abandoned but a mansion of a pop star. Yeah, I will not just any pop star. Or a Reeseis or tea. I think you'll see. God I'll see. I'm watching Butler's Empire which is a couple from Essex. You follow them building his back patio and repair and lawn mowers. Right. It's pretty good. And of course still watching Street Beaves. And... Come, so I... Why wouldn't you be? I'd stick it to the conventional telly, there's a thing that's not been on yet, but it's on this Thursday night on Channel 4, 10 o'clock.

It's called Big Dog Britain. And I think that'll be good. That's just about people with big dogs. Cheers. That's good. Yeah. I hope there's one where the dog is bigger than the owner. That'll be nice, wouldn't it? Yeah, there's good. Yeah, dog is bigger than the owner. That would be nice. That would be brilliant.

Yeah, there's also, there's a big dog lives around near me, or a soft and sea out for a walk. And it's kind of like a lurcher, but if it's magnified with a machine, it's almost like horse size. It's incredible. I want to get a photograph of it, but I don't really want to you know in convenience the owner or offend them I said can I get a photo of your dog? Well, I think people quite like that sort of thing Andrew It's interesting that you believe in machines that magnify Maybe I do too. Maybe I do too Peter Beads is sent me a wav interested always

Let's see what he's been up to. Alright. Alright Bob. You saw it, I get to try to chat you know, chat then that, Chien-Wai-Ku-Wai-G-E-R and a bit of a bubble you know. Chul-Fat, Chul-Fu-E-R, you know. Chilt is, I'm in the wife's bed box, so he's talking me out of the outside, and I'm sat in the cat room at the retail pack, and I think he got spite of the, be honest, so you're, I can see outfits, cos they're coffee,

greggs, that's wigs, wigs, wigs, wigs over there like you know. I only have gregs so I check and wrap the table up on the laptop here. What's this tandoori chicken baggett? Treat yourself to a tasty reindeer without delicious tandoori chicken and baguette. Fresh beer with tandoori style meal and the sausages of roast chicken breast. Now that's not good as you know but I like the chicken and rice and lumpy, lumpy lumpy not sliced like old and chicken big, chicken pieces, it's a really nice sauce, might be alright then, I wonder if a chicken piece is as lumpy as a chicken lump, it's probably not, don't get it, so yeah, why film me out this lunch stand for back chatting here, you know?

So you were watching police in the setters on the telly and I was still at the door asking about the reggae claim and saying, now ever since I've had the second jab under a'r unad i'n stig i peor i'r unad i'r sain i'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bai'r bio'r ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymw yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ym I couldn't otherwise, anything like reaction I wasn't even thinking. That's your problem isn't it, Paul Fist. You'll never fuck and think about anyone other than you for yourself. Well that's a fail. I cook your eggs every day. I change my leg bandit, you're sleeping in the spare room so I don't get them in there. I'm fucking hard, I don't think you're being fair. Fair, I'll show you fuck and fair.

Get out of my fucking house and don't come back to your life, fuck and fawn you and be one, it might be months rather than days. Come on, fuck out. Yeah, that's what happened. Because I haven't got a telly in the castle. I'm missing the yoyo, I think. I cook, but my wife finds out. And she will.

I'll get laptop, it pull back by the foot and moons. I tell you what, I'll put dogs, but I'm... Hello, welcome back to meijim White and co-present to Simon Jordan. Now breaking news is what it is and breaking news is what we have. This is going to blow your tiny minds. It's an incredible earth shattering development from the England training camp. Reports are emerging that a 16-armed crop scurry fire has just been delivered to the training camp, which fork our interpreting as a move to concentrate on thigh density

and toning rather than formations and tactics. I have to say Simon, I have to say that this news has caused my epididobus to rotate 360 degrees and raffle itself and take on the form of a small weka doll's chair. What's a use, Simon Jordan? All to what now we are exaggerating, they are supercising in our interpretations of incidents that uniquely and some might say manifesting are attributable only to chance or at best serenwifery. I need to be ingested with a pinch of salt and huge spatefuls of scepticism, scepticism,

scepticism and doubtfulness. Thies are important gym but thies are the major muscle groups. And in that respect draw your attention to the buttocks and particularly those of Jordan Pickford which are mightily high and without doubt intimidating in the context of going forwardness. I couldn't agree more Simon. More incredible breaking stories after these messages. I met your aunt Asalia Katz. Yeah, our do-bord is four to which fucking asshole. What with phone calls and emails, that sort of shit. Not if you sell with flippo.

It's just one phone call and that's it. Fuck me, that sounds amazing. But will I get a good price? Absolutely not. But we will give you a pre-bicycle. And after all, what price can you put on Hasselfree experiences? Oh, I don't know.

One million fucking pounds. What price can you put on hassle-free experiences? Oh, I don't know. 1 million fucking pounds. Exactly. So a car flip over now and it kicks that in your life. Yeah, I absolutely don't know for that. Oh, that's wiped on the floor. It's on your paper. Yes, hello, look.

Get yourself home now. My bad leg is seeping and I need an egg port, it's front door like fork and chuck or and pick us up a bottle of nog on your way home, my guts are churning like a fork and it's not spot me machine. Oh yeah we'll do love, I better get a see you Bob, I'll see you later. Oh looks like he might be back in the good books maybe. Yeah, it's because she needs a dead porter still. How long's that gonna last? Yeah, exactly.

How long's it gonna last? I hope he gets to watch his matches. Before we go, we've got some queries and questions from the past snippers. All right. To have a look at, he has won George Johnson says, at the Toby Carvery Yorkshire or New Yorkshire, it's got to be a Yorkshire every time, right? I always have a Yorkshire.

I always have a Yorkshire. Don't you have to have the bigger player to have a Yorkshire car car? No, a bigger player is to get if you want pigs and blankets. I think that's right. And get an extra meat if you've got a bigger plate. But Yorkshire's, yeah, Yorkshire's a bit, it's the bad apple and Andrew. I'd like to have some a bit taller. It always puts a bit height in your mail, you know what I mean?

You can deposit things into it as well, can't you? It was so much better. Exactly. We've got Daniel Hunt says we had a baby last year congratulations. She's currently 18 months old when does it start getting easier? Does it get easier? She's currently throwing mustard powder on the floor. Well my kids are what 17 and 13 now it kind of does get easier, but it moves on from you know them through a mustard powder on the floor to you worrying about them being out in the world. So yeah, it moves on from practical worries to emotional term, I don't know. Kind of worry constantly forever. So no, it doesn't get easier at all. Goes up with that Daniel. Yeah, you're going to need it.

Jack Burton says, have you ever tried salted peanuts mixed with crushed, ready salted water's crisps? Revealation. Not with my teeth, not with my teeth. I have tried salted peanuts mixed with uncrushed, ready salted crisps and also with hoolaheops. It is fantastic, yes I can confirm that, but I've never crushed the crisps before. I might try that a little. Well I do I'm true at the moment, snack wise might try that little. Well, I do wonder what the moment snack wise, this is me snacking at the moment when I'm watching Telly at night. I get a bag of holo hoops and a slab of blue cheese say, gore gonzola or something.

Then I press a holo hoop into it to fill the center of the holo with gore gonzola. And you know, I love to use the word terrific, which is not a word I use lightly. So you're using the Hula hoop almost in the style of a cookie cutter. You got it. Wow.

You got it. Wow, I like it. I'm gonna try that as well. What else have we got? Robert Strauss says, what actually is brown sauce? Excellent question. We know it's a liquid.

There's vinegar in there, I believe. Has it not got like fruits and herbs in it or something like that? I think there might be a bit of sultana and mango and that sort of thing. Yeah. But I think the key to it is, is I think they're for meant fish, don't they? Do they? Is that what it is? Is that right in the smirking? I might be thinking of Worcestershire sauce there, actually. Maybe you are, who knows? It's probably the sugar and brownness. Yeah, finally in this Macintosh says, can we have Mark Lawrence in top 10 shapes? So I'll pass that on the mark and here we go.

This is my Lauren Sennis and my Top 10 Shaps. Number 10, Rectangle, overrated in my eyes. Number 9, the Crescent sight of it soothes me. Number 8, Pentigan. Number 7, Triangle, of all of its forms, Up Shoes. It's my favourite. Number 6, Parallelogram. Number five, the octagon. Number four, the rhombus. Number three, hexadec again. Please look it up if you don't know what it is. Number two, circle. That's surprising, Lots of you thought that I've been number one didn't you but no number one shape for me is the oval

And Mark Laurence and they've been my top 10 shapes. I hope you enjoyed it There we are. Are you missing Mark on the commentaries? Oh yeah, I'm busy. I wonder if they just danger him out, moved him out. It's feeling that way, isn't it? I tell you who's been the best one. All in my collage. All in my collage, yeah. The revelations being Emma here's the Chelsea woman's team manager. She is just armed with tactical insight and nows.

And I can't remember who the commentator was that she was on with. Might have been some matter of this But he was just too desperately trying to keep up by chipping his own comment these tactical ups She was very good. It was a it was a different angle yeah, I'm live and things up done it because it's just becoming like Is it music you know like what I just background now? They just say the same shit, don't they? Tills leave my choice to the best though, they should be doing everything. I was your favourite player up to now. It's got to be that check lad with a square head, who scores all the goals.

Shick. Shick, something like that, yeah, he's good. And Dund Freys, the Dutch flag, obviously they've gone out now. I like him as well. Yeah. I think we'll probably see Shick sign for a Premier League club and score maybe four goals next season. And that club could be crystal palace. Yeah, we'll make it right for you.

That's a bit, yeah. Alright, Andrew, I'll see you. Thank you, past snippets. Thank you, past snippets. Bye-bye. See you next time. Thank you.