Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 2: Leeds Wall Nightmare

Episode Date: May 7, 2020

Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3 & 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown from Lawro… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Yeah, okay. I've got a new intro song for, um, past nips. Oh, go freshen up. Oh, go freshen up. Bring it back to the side. Yeah, okay. I've got a new intro song for, um, past nips. Oh, go freshen up. Bring it back to the side. Bring it back to the side. Bring it back to the side. Yeah, okay. I've got a new intro song for,nips Oh, go for it Freshy for Passnips

Athletical Passnips You light up my knickers You fill up my gutters With the sweet smell of death You're hand in my sock Draw your breath on my fingers, Your feet on my pillow, without you I die. Welcome to Atherical Passney.

Yeah, thanks. Welcome along today. I'm Mission Steatment. All right, are you a ghost? This episode, three choices for you. On it, up it, around it. Okay. Being the yes and suffocating the no. Yeah. This, but even more than this. I like the second one. Being the yes and suffocating the no. Yeah, let's do that. That's the one and that's what this is then. I've got a quiz for you. Oh, I'm out of the subject. No. Okay, you know, I mean, now the contestant. No, the contestant, yeah.

Yeah. It's called Wizz Bang Quack Motown Twang Peanut Reed. Getting me just the little more time. Swan Wizz Bang Senders. Ah, yeah. That's what it's called. We travel forwards through time and upwards in the country to the Sunland Empire. What a theater is it the country to the Sunland Empire.

What a theater is it? The theater, the Sunland Empire. I'm going to give you four productions that would be gracing the stage of the Sunland Empire in the coming months. Yep. And you've got to tell me which one has got the most expensive tickets and which one has the cheapest tickets. I like it.

I think we're in between. Now, the ticket prices you're looking for are the cheapest ones available. Okay. Open and accessible to all. All right. Okay, here are your four choices. Motown the musical. Mm-hmm.

Peter Reed and Nile Quinn in conversation. Okay. The Birmingham Royal Ballet, Swan Lake. And Cinderella, the pantomime. I'll go Cinderella, most expensive. Mm-hmm. Then, are the one you said before Cinderella? Uh, the Birmingham Royal Ballet Swan Lake.

Swan Lake. Then, um, the two-foot ballers, and then Motown. Motown as the cheapest. Um, these quizzes are not easy, but, yeah, we've got this one horribly wrong. Okay. Uh, the most expensive, you said, would be the Cinderella pantomime.

I thought so, yeah. That's the cheapest. 10 pound, 25, the cheapest ticket. Then we've got second and third place, Swan Lake and more 10, the musical 13 pounds, the most expensive one. Peter Raider now, 20 pounds a ticket across the board. No concessions.

Of course, this is a local interest in it. Ah, there it is. You have played and failed. Whizbang quack quack, Motown twang, P-N-E-R-T-S! Read, gimme just a little more time! Swan, Whizbang, S-I-N-D-S! Oh, yeah! Well, there you go. Maybe next time you'll be the quiz master.

Oh Peter got in touch. Peter Bade's there. Is he? Alright. For Pat to pass nips. Lovely. Alright Bob. I listen to uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh retail park, you know, watching the lads from HALFETS pretending that they were mechanics, you know. It got me thinking about passing it all over again. You see, I was obsessed with

them, they're like pointy, conical, shape, wonderful, beige colour, for years when I will take the charger, I will always carry a passenger in my pocket, you know, to have a good old stare at if I was feeling a little bit low. So the tender and true variety is the most used in the UK, but may I give a special mention to the Albion Mae'r gweithio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ymwchio'r amser yn ym Snit recipes in my mind, you know, because the wife won't have past nips, such a in the house, you know. She says this to me, she says. The other bring one of them pointy creased focars into this house. I will lump you sore, fucking had. Your tits will harden, then shatter with my first fucking body shot. Oh, you know, message we saved loud and clear love like you know what I mean? I want me looking passionate, you know what I mean?

So it's your day today but I devised a week, a week, a week, a week with past nip, you know, it's your day dream. Monday, passionate ash browns, date by Ash Browns, Deep or Shallow Fide, Nice and Crispy, Crunch-Munch and Lovely, With a Thigh-Deg and a Perhaps a Topic for Aspen. Just there, Spicy Paznip Soup, Very nice with the the Chubend of a Six-Light Warbanz. When there, Some Urboiled Paznips, with birds I bowled in the back calling passie thoughts, like a classy dish that like, you would feel like Mike Hammer on a hot air balloon adventure. So they're roast pastnips and chestnut salad and

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Keep some of the parsnips theme as well. I quite like looking at the people at Alphard's pretending to be mechanics. I know what he means. Oh earlier, when I came here earlier, Andy, I saw that you know slaughters. You know that barrack street there. Sloters has got a pop-up meat, you know, fiasco thing in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in He was sat on his throne when a toga and a little crown just for fun that made and sausages. I've got, he looks great at the toga. Lois, anyway, we should walk past. Right. You know, believe this, Joe. But Mr. Lawrence and Mr. Mark Lawrence.

Nice. So, I had round the back, peaked through a gap and listened in as Adrian lowered Mark in, right? Oh, all right. Oh yeah. Oh, alright, oh fuck fuck fuck fuck. Alright back. Oh how does he speak? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck for the greatest test, Gazzam, you'll ever endure. It's a dirty meat circus and I'm the fucking ringmaster."

Me, too. My wife Barbara's got me eating more white meat and meat substitutes these days, but it smells intriguing, so I'll come in and see what you've got. So Mark sits down at the table beside Adrian's throne and the where joins them. First of all, sir, can I humbly welcome you in the thus collapsible hut of Carrivy, Grizzle and Fook? Take a seat and expose every one of your senses to our atrocity exhibition. I hope you'll enjoy your time in our urgent, happening Fook bag. Well, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, as they say. Fook the pudding, sir.

Can I introduce you to your personal meat advisor, Adrian Lewis? Oh, yes, I'll all there now. This is, we've already met. This is, this is a Ron Crags event, Mark. He'll take you on a voyage right into the bowels of the Bermuda Fookangle. Who has Ron Crags when he's at home? Ron Crags is the country's leading meat-only chef. He devised a day's offering during a tantrum which led to a small stroke.

I think you'll find that it is some of his finest work. Well, I'm not sure, it all sounds rather intense. What would you recommend as a starter? Something subtle, perhaps. About a cabab of kangaroo triceps that have been nailed to a rack before being lately tickled with an industrial blowtorch. Oh, forky fork, forky as you may hear, I can feel the lad in my gut rising like sapping readiness for this.

I'm not sure. Oh, there's a rack of cababira ribsredged in a source of chili blended with bile. Perhaps I'd go straight to the man's. Give me all the stuff he doesn't want. Pile it up in a bowl, allow my face into it. So someone must have told Ron crags like that his starters had been rejected because he comes stomping out, you know. Here he comes.

Oh, that little... Oh, see, I keep out here, little fuck ball. There's no back-night kangaroo kebabs. Look, no offense, maestro. I'm just looking for a light bite to tide me over until dinner. A light fucking bite. Do I look like some kind of fuck-fingered little past-knip-fuck-marchage? All right, Ron, calm down.

The idea of this pop-up is all about trying to be inclusive, remember? You'll get the fuckin' kick of my foot, I'll win the picker included in his hole in it, and if he doesn't play ball, I've got a van full of diabolical meat around the back and the flies are staring at me, get your fuckin' manmade up before my stroke flared up the big devils back in. And Ron stomps off back the was kitchen.

I don't care much for his tone. Maybe so would like to consider the medley of Swanneck stuffed with marinaded shrews. It's been pre-cooked with decommissioned army leases, and then rested in Ron's armpits for 62 hours. We've been roasted in a quay. Oh, quay, quay, quay, quay, quay, quake, Cooked for cadence one. Oh, yes, for come on now, yes,

I'm lathering myself up and me on spittily. You've got a choice of either eating it, or putting some one's windows in with it. No, I'll pass on that, anything else. Well, there's peacock kidneys, served on a bed of doodles that's made out of boiled ape hair. Oh, that sounds vile.

They've been hand-rolled in pig sherbet. Pig sherbet? Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, that's got me popping. I'll alert Mr. Crack's right away. Make sure you do your fresh pimping sorcerer. If you got any blinder wipes, I'm going to need a full box here. Certainly, your fucker. Mr. Lewis, would you like me to dig for you toger? So you send Burnett, Consul, Consul, and some of it to areas when you get home.

Oh, it's like you can read my fork and mind. And where there weren't, you know, and I hope Mark enjoyed it, I left because of the stench, you know, but Did you think that store were a bit like Ghostbusters you know because that had that four four blocks in it in an outdoor incident you know what I mean yeah see what you mean yeah yeah I'll see you yeah go on then Rob Marlin says I'm watching Vera with my grandma how old am I? I'd say 26 I was gonna say 42 but we're not like does he not know how old he is? I think it's a guessing game.

So you think? It's just a guess. Maybe older brother used to make me per a guessing game. It was a kind of bullying in a way. It's like a logical bullying. Yeah, because we had a 180 degree protractor thing. And he would say, what angle am I thinking of? And I had to play. Did you ever get it right?

I think he maybe give us it once or twice. Yeah. First album you ever bought. Me. Yeah. Might have been complete madness by madness. Really? It sits there, yeah. Not great. Not great, Andy.

I really had it. I bought my first album was Camp by Thrill, steely done. Oh, really? Wow. I will be. Actually, do you know that I've just slightly lied because I didn't buy it It was like lie to completely no, I didn't buy it was it was a gift for me at Christmas present I must have had one before then but I can't remember what was First single I bought was atomic roaster devil woman first single

First single you bought with your own money or had bought for you I bought that atomic roaster about me on money. First one I bought with me on money was Chasen D. F. Gutscher. Really? Yeah, in the remnant section in Sea of Ascender in Washington it was down about 79 pounds. So Chasen Dave and Moodcher and Madness, did you have some sort of like Cockney thing though? I don't know. Did you have a pop pie? Yeah, I suggested a pearly king when I was about seven. Yeah. Under the bedsheets. No, in public. In public, you saw around Sunderland, like a pearly form king. Yeah, with me thums in the loops, with the jacket and all that, yeah.

Clicking your ails, see. All right, China! Anything. Ed Kizby says recently a number of crocodiles escaped from our eerie, attracting a large number of sparrow hawks to our area, causing strong local concern. How do you recommend we approach this situation, evacuate, stroke, camouflage the cockatails or distract the sparrow hawks? He adds to date, two of the six birds have been consumed. Consumed by the sparrow hawks. But the sparrow hawks. Yeah. They've had the cockatails. I mean the sparrow

hawks are lovely, beautiful bird of prey or raptor. Yeah. I'd like to say that battle to the day. It's near, at play really isn't it? I mean a seagull caught a chew. I'm all race to name, that's just near, you fuck off, you couldn't make it. Yeah, true story. You said caught it, do you mean killed it? Took it off, picked it up and went off with it.

So moved it a few feet. Took it away? Took it away to its house. Took it to Den? Yeah. I don't believe that. I didn't read the full story, but I think that's what happened. I had the drive up to Leeds, you know, the day I had.

Oh, did you? Yeah. Yeah. To pick me son's stuff up from his digs like, because he's my... Well, he's just abandoning it, I'd he? Legged it. No, I was leaving, he's moving back down south. So, could he not bring her back himself then? And like a taxi or something or anything? Well, I suppose he could have bought perfectly happy to drive him up and drive him back.

I was with you, did you send you up? No, I went up with him. Oh, okay, that's all right, that's all right. So, it was a long drive, so we stopped off where MNS on the services, you know. Do you like MNS being on the services? I don't often use it. It's all right that it's there, but I don't often use it.

Not as a Greg's anywhere. Oh man, the cure at Greg's. With the Elysona's? Shit. So I mean, services was it with the big. We're about half way down. Sorry, I can't money here once. So I were looking for a good car snack

yeah yeah which for me would have been a Greg's chasing onion but I won't kill 50 50 people in the kill car be bothered with that so I went in the Webinesse looking for a good car snack and it was a really hard choice you know your MNS well I'm not really not regular consumer of MNS goods because I said to me boy when I got back in the car I said I couldn't decide between two things can you guess what they are and he knelt it instant But he knows you better than I do. Yeah, he knows your ears and your house. Well, it was a chance to choose between the chicken quarter Or a Scotch egg

Okay, I would have said mini Scotch eggs would have been one of the things now I was probably you have to buy buy two proper scotch eggs. I tell you what, only quit. It's not bad. It's not right here, from... I'm on the road. Yeah. I decided to get off. And he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, Because it's a shared house with other lads and it's gonna be a state in it. Yeah, it's just something I didn't really want

I just didn't have you crime file Protective gear. I just didn't want to see it so I sat on the nub as wall waiting inside Well, all wall nice beautiful low brick wall with a cement header. Yeah, beautiful sat on the nub as wall while he packed his stuff up in the block, pulls up in his car, like being Yorkshire. Oh, I thought it were you. Fukin' Elia is your task in real life, aren't you? In it weird.

I said, oh yeah, you know what, you're right. I mean, I laughed mainly, mainly of course, because it's true. That's what I had to tell him I was picking me son of. He says, can I up selfie? I don't find it very funny but I suppose I should have a photo just because this is true this is what people say yeah you know whatever so I went down to his window and he took his photo then he drove off shouting oh reek kak kak kak kak kak or something like that yeah I go back sit on the wall and I I go back sit on my wall and I he's fluffy black cat came up said hello and I remember that I had an admi chicken quarter so I got it out the car started eating it on the wall

and the bloat comes out the house asking what I was doing on the wall I said I'm just waiting for my son I'm picking him up from next door and the son that he grabbed me like by my collar yeah pulled me backwards on the way from Lone, right? Hey, how dare you fucking... How dare you fucking chicken on my wall? He's South African. Oh yeah, yeah. I said, oh, he made me, it's not, it's not just any chicken,

it's amanness chicken. You know which was a perfect thing to say, I don't care about it, it's fucking origin. Take your straws off and put your ass up towards more satelite dish. Well Andy, he's about six foot, six foot, he's got a tattoo on his arm that says no future or something.

So I guess he's like pretty lost. I don't care if well of anything, so I do what I'm told. He said, take that chicken quarter and feed it into your irons, wing point first. So I spread my cheeks like with the one hand, you know, and I'm just about to start feeding the chicken quarter in. When I hear a screecher breaks and the man, the South Abberman, I can see his legs run off back into the house. It's a bloat of one of the South Fee. Oh, right, yeah.

It'd come back because the photo was shit. So lucky was that. I said, oh, thanks, mate. Did I said, did you see what he was making me do? He said, ah, fucking gang bangers. You got to fucking love them, no, eh? I said, hey, would you like this, M and S chicken quarter as a thank you? He says, no, it's all right. I got a photo of a de jure Saint Géry and a staff of Lou Mison. Didiu lian a staffalumi son did you think that story is a bit like treading places you know with me on

the straight-hate food and a beggar and that? quite a lot like it yeah thank you and can I also point out that I knew immediately at the start of that story where it was going did you really? I did so you said you'd gone somewhere I thought yeah I know where this was going so that's how I forgot I've got some questions and people have asked about to some of our Our clients on the channel our regular clients

First one for Jordan Anderson Someone's asked do you prefer your new role playing further up the pitch? Right. Well no we're lads like you know swim the challenge drum roll, forward roll, that bread roll behind me fridge no ketchup for me like I'm bilateral. Someone's asked him what his favourite male is. Onions we hear Kalamari like a big chod of sausage. Oh no, half a chicken. You're development in it.

Free gin, clean and for gays that's me me and third like. Someone's asked him what carry, what car do you drive Jordan? Stay in way one with blowout sand, crash, crash, run, pepper spray. Got very cold. Me mate, Ian can run faster than the bear. So that's nice, nicely answered, John. It's like the John, John Edison's life there. There's a question coming from Mark Lawrenceson.

You've got a rabbit cult in Gini. That's an unusual name for a rabbit, Mark, what's the story? And Mark says, is an Algerian rescue rabbit, Barbara and I like to holiday in a boogey reach somewhere where we also helped to run a hip hop festival. We found a bit shelter back in 2008. He was being bullied horribly

and I'd half his ear bitten off by a monster. So there we go, that's the story behind in Gainey. Oh, I'll answer some questions. Have you got Mark? There's another one from Mark. Mark, does anything make you truly happy? Mark says, I get a fleeting glimpse of contentment every morning when I knock my eyes and realize

I'm still alive, but that same passes when I think about the old deal at Liza Head, that and what I'm custard. There we are. Questions for Steve McLaren. Today is Steve, what do you like so much about Casper? He's my best of ever friends, and the most yummy, bubbly length of laughter and fun you could ever meet, when he does one of his little dances. My heart could explode into a thousand soapy suds of pure joy.

Someone asked, Steve, how do you maintain your hair island? I butter it with a pastry brush and cover it every night with a damp tea bag. Another one what happened to the big lass you used to go out with? It's all fine now she's stalking Steve Evans down in Jillingham. She has visitation rights for Casper, but she never turns up. I still have a pair of her leggings at home that me and Casper used to keep crawls off the lettuce crop. So that's a thank you Steve for answering those questions. I'd like the fatluster to come back on there.

You want the back next? I'd like it to come back. Hey Andy, I was in, you know, talk sport. Yeah. You know, they read your stuff. Of course, yeah. And I was waiting, doing publicity for me, fishing book thing and I was waiting in a room with an engineer. Right. Next to a studio where the presenters were having a meeting. Yeah.

So we press record for a bit. Right. And I've got, I've got the tape here. There was Alan Brazil there Ray Parler Jason Kundy Dean Sonders Mick McCarthy and a producer, okay, so the producer here it got ease the tape I'm pressed it's click So anyone got any ideas on how to bring some younger listeners in youngsters are bastards!

That's mech of course. Ock, we don't need any youngsters on board most of them at tubes. It's all climate change and ban the bomb and women's lib. I can't be bothered with that. They're never even stayed in Trustos forthay and enjoyed a wee bottle of shadow Julian with a beef born bignon. It was that anything like Alan?

Sorry, but bignon, fancy bastard, I either do say that. But don't forget Alan, the children of the future. If we don't look after them then who will look after us? Says Ray. I always just find thank you, Ray. When my head explodes, hopefully in the hospitality at Cheltenham Races, I don't want no kids running about screaming. Hospitality busts! Dean Saunders, but let me ask you, well, yeah, full tricky. Could there be st- I would have heard of it. But let me ask you this, Alan, if your head only partially exploded, right? And your life could be saved with, say, the quick application of a bandage, right?

Would you refuse treatment just because the nurse was young? You wouldn't, would you? That's what I'm saying. Welsh bastard! It's not going to happen, it will not be partial. When my head blows, it's going to be carnage. I've checked with Paddy Power, the odds of my head only partially explored and 200 to 1 it's not going to happen. Jason Kunde. Now you're one, Helen.

We need the kids to listen or destitution as no future. Our core audience is old men and they don't spend nothing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Other than on gambling, so when they bend the gambling adverts, we are in big trouble. Jesse Condes are bastard. Oh, that's here as a way to nopty. My head will have exploded all before that happens. So why should I give a single toss?

Producer says, so have you got any ideas at all? Yeah, kill all bastards. Let me ask you this, Mr. Oh, fucking Welsh. Oh, you boy. Boy, boy, let me ask you this for you. Say you ran a radio station right I've gone corner shabna and say you wanted a tractor younger audience right well would you ask a panel of old men or would you ask a panel of youngins answer

me that youngins I suppose I think we should have banned it. I'm sorry, but you give some of it a go though. Yeah, it was worth a try. Worth a try. Would you like to hear Mark Lawrenceon reading out this week's Top 10 UK singles? No, no, why not. Here we go. Genuinely, the Top 10 singles. Of course it is. Well, I didn't even know there was such a thing. Off you go, Mark. Here we go with this week's top 10 singles.

Number 10 little Nas X with Old Town Road. Now I've never heard that one. Number 9 wish you well by Sir Gower and Becky Hill. Never heard that either. Number 8's Mystic featuring Fredo with so high. So high. No comment. Number 7, 8, 8 Tracy with Ladbrook Grove,

a bit of Ladbrook Grove's got a few no-go areas. I think with London you only go there if you have to, don't you. Number 6, Lewis Capaldi, hold me while you wait. I think I'll pass on that offer. Thank you, Lewis. Number 5, Billy Lich with Bad Guy. I mean I was going to hear some songs about some good guys for a change. Like my son, he's a cracking young chap. Number 4, Ed Sheeran Chance and PNB Rock with Cross Me. Finally, someone I've heard of. Number 3, Ed Sheeran again with Justin Bieber and I don't care. I tell you what, I've had some struggling to care myself at the moment.

Number 2, Ed Sheeran again with Callige and a song called Beautiful People. And I suppose I talk people want. Number one, Sean Nendez and Kimmilla Kebela with Senorita. Never heard it, not really bothered if I do. There you go, that's the top ten. I'm Mark Lawrenceon. There you go. Enjoy it. Thank you very much for having me, Andrew, and thank you all you past nips. Subscribers. Cheers. Thank you. Bye-bye.

Thank you.