Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 36: Mr Sting’s Unexploded Bomb

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's the evening, this evening, this afternoon, this morning. What you're looking for with Black is like an architect, northeast and a Jodiart architect. I'm not looking for any kind of look. It's just, it's a prime architecture that I've just chucked on this morning. Right, okay. Do you think there's something in a hidden agenda, don't you? No, I just wondered as you know,

I've never heard of. Oh, what color are your trousers? I can't say them, what color are your trousers? They're kind of like a greenish But they've got like a go fast to stripe down the side. Oh, it's a tracky bottom is it that sort of thing Yeah, you want to say them because they're really good. I'm just don't look Oh, I think fucking hell look at them. It's like a cream insert Like a sage trouser with a cream insert.

Right down either leg, it's like superhero kind of style. I got them in sandspray, so I'm really happy with them. I don't imagine they expected to sell any of them and these are... Well that's when I came along and I took a gross... Yeah. And I've got them stashed away for the next... It was going for the next 15, 20 years are wrecking.

They look like they might actually make you go faster and yeah, I've got to say. When you find a look that works for you, buy in bulk, stick with it for as long as you can. So that'd be where and they still I'm, pretty 65, I reckon. It's very true what you say, and the problem is, is like, especially with a trouser or a jumper,

you don't realise to have quite maybe a couple of months after you've got it, that, you know, this is the perfect garment for me. But, well, which time, you know, I'm not the type that's going to then go and search it out again. But really, if your instincts say this is a good, and you should matter or through, you shouldn't you? You think there's like a bedding in period of a couple of months to be realised that it's not worth it. Can you realise, yeah, I love this jumper. God, it's just one of the complications of life, isn't it?

I guess. I mean, we've been a bit dull. Did you got the Burramatch, Burrams on the match? I did, yeah. Yeah. You wouldn't have enjoyed it. I thought Sonan would be very good, Andy. Yeah.

You've got to be hopeful. We're all right in a minute. You know what I've said. I think we're going to finish 7th and 8th. The tour was yeah. Yeah, I mean, we've lost Rostu, again, with a big injury. So he's our best player. So we'll try and model along.

Um, I don't really think we'll get in the playoffs. Yeah, I think you could be right 7th and 8th. Yeah, it's all right in it. Yeah, it's not bad. It's better than being the premier league in it. Hey let's start the podcast with the song Andrew. Yeah okay which one? Let's do a bit of country music you know. Do you want to sing it? Fuck yeah why do you want to sing it? You want to vote them? No. There we go. I won. Two. One, two, three, welcome. No. There we go. I want two, one, two, three, four. I've been listening to that country fucking music, trying to find a way to lead a better life. I've been on the beans with tiny sausages And I've been crying on my toilet quite a lot

But I'm not hunky, I'm not hunky I'm not hunky, I'm not hunky, I'm not hunky I'm not hunky, I'm not hunky, I'm not hunky With time, such years, and I've been crying on my toilet quite a lot Well, I'm not hot, honky, I'm not brighter as a spark I'm Andy Dordlosson, I'm pissing on shadows Hello, shadows! In the fucking dark I've had hiccups and a nosebleed since last Monday.

I tried to synchronize the hiccups to the beat. But as the blood keep streaming down my track boss, I'm that poor donkey I'm that rider's spot I'm Andy Dorkdor So I'm pissing on shadows Shadows, shadows In the fucking door Boy

Yeah That continuance it and it's doing me a thing, love it. You're singing about me trotting situation then, I've just shown you me trotting bombs. Hey, don't get any blood on them, they could become very valuable in the future. You know, like a shell so to like, did you see what they used to fucking wear? I could sell them on Apear, I mean this is a bit bit sinister but there's a market for unwashed clothing. Yeah. I've seen I think it's probably you, it's a profanity swan or something on the eBay. I see you're trying to sell ideas and thoughts. Yeah. Who do you think is going to be, you should be selling things. Concepts. Yeah,

why are you doing that? No, you can, you can, you can sell anything on eBay, you can sell ideas, concepts, memories, you can sell fantasies, but you've got to be over it ain't a bio fantasy. But I do all right out of it. You've sold some of, yeah? Yeah, you've used memories. Yeah, sell them. So I like selling memory of like maybe it's a holiday in Cornwall when I was a kid. Right. So I'll sell it as some one. I get like 15 quid for a book that just means I can't remember it anymore. Alright, it's blanked out your mind, is it? Because they get the ownership of it. It's a bit like these NFTs, really, it's our bullshit.

It is similar to NFTs, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Do you like to be called this week? I wonder if you'd like to be called Mr. Huff and Puff, because I would be watching Mr Huff and Puff Not really no, Lam Shank wealth That's better Surian of Ian

Who? Surian of Ian Surian of Ian, I'll be Lam Shank wealth, all right Lam Shank options. All right Lam Shank wealth. How are you doing? Thank you very much. I've got two for you. Go on, then. You might like, you can be as usual, you could be, what are you, can't you tell me, can't you? I think, yeah. Or seasonal rearman. Nice.

All I know is that he enjoys adding season and to his food, but only in spring. Okay. He's seasonal. In every sense. Or you could be the Earl of Midley Didley. Do you know I'll bid you Earl of Midley Didley? That's got an aristocratic feel to it, I think. So yeah, do you have a season in talkness seasonings? Do you have a not-your-salt-new pepper?

Do you have another one that you sometimes will add on, Maggie or Aromat or Garlic Salt, isn't it? The Maggie Bags, yeah, I do the chicken drumsticks in a Maggie Barbecue bag. Would you like to be called Maggie Bag? Maggie Bag in the Auckland, and we already took Lam Shank's wealth. Very happy with it, thanks very much. For much for going further I've got a Rubik's cube here in front of me oh yeah I see oh fast you're reckon I can solve it well because you're asking it's gonna be really quick 30 40 seconds some it 40 seconds right here we go let's have a go they got fuck hell I reckon that was about two and a half seconds are you

quickest in the world? Third quickest. Third quickest. Bloody hell, I was going to. I was going to put it back in a random again. Hey, I saw someone else can have a golly at her eyes. Are you interested Andy? No. In any of the following topics.

No, I don't know, but I'll give it a go. One might just hit home. Are you interested in hose pipe to tap connectors? Yes. Oh, well, we'll come back. Oh, yeah, you are, you fucker. Are you interested in winter tires? Not really.

Not really. Are you interested in household draft management? Oh, God, yeah, really, I'm at the minute. Yeah, fuck, I'm it, no, me, yeah. Are you interested in the cosmos or you can eat buffet? Who cosmos yeah, no you don't know that one. Yeah, there's one in Newcastle, but I will strike that one off and finally my health No, no, so So we shall return to... I'm sorry, I released a pen over. I thought I'd put it down.

Well, we'll return to Hoespeite to Tap Connectors and Draft Management, I think. How so? Yeah, I'm on. Shall we, because it's exciting, isn't it? Yeah. You know, until I found a topic you like, anyway, I went to Sunder and for them to talk about the match,

I went to Sunder and I went up for the match, I went to Sunderland, I went up for the match. I don't know, you might know it, I parked in the keyer dealership near the stadium, do you know it? Oh yeah, quite near, yeah. Yeah, it was quite leery around when I arrived, so I parked up there in the fella, because he knew he said I could stop there. So I killed some time just looking at the moars, you know, and there was a sunland dad and his kid looking at the cows. I couldn't help but over here the conversation, they had with the salesman. So, start off with the kid. Oh, dad, why has this car got four wheels? I'm sure that they can go around and round sun. So while cars have far whales,

North, some are far before, and they have 16 whales sun. You know, so you can fart a boat in the fields and that, and Salesman says, what's out of the car? You're looking for a mate. Whoa, whoa, your kid's not much of a look, or is he? You wanna get him down, Greg's gets some moisture into his skin. Hi, hi, he's a very dry boy. a'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r Gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r Gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r

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Oh that was good. Thank you. That's a nice, that's a sign of the internet. It is a sign of the internet. Hey listen to this. Yeah. Play your card right. Play your card right.

Do I get to play? You get to play your cards right? Yes. Okay, here we go. Now, the first card I've turned over is... Nine of clubs. Nine of clubs. Higher or lower? Lower.

Humiliation. Oh, it's not in a heart. So it's a nine and a nine, but. Humiliation. Oh, it's not in our hearts. So it's a 9-0-0, but that's okay. I'll let you have another go. Don't say that you're getting nothing for a pair or something. In this case, you get nothing for a pair. Oh, I'll let you have another go. Go on then.

9-0-heart, Hyrule Lord. Lord. Humiliation. 9-0-Diamonds. Yeah, I'm done. Trust. One of the go have another go Hyrule or The same Don't you know let's hear see I'm gonna go lower again. I'll stick with that tactic

Humiliation I'm in a heart One more go Hyrule or It better not be another nine and a HIGHN A HOTS! One more go! Higher or lower? It better not be another nine and a... There's only four on the pack, I'll go lower again. Few million!

Nine of Spades! I thought the door would already have the nine of Spades! No, one nine of hearts twice, so I had nine of Spades yet. That was shit! Yeah, it was really, wasn't I'm sorry, but that's that's the way the cards fall, so you know Okay, thank you for letting me have a go. What would I have won? Me Rubik's cube Stop playing with it man, so holes pipe to tap connectors

Yeah, have you had any success with them? On an indoor tap, you know? On an indoor tap. Why would you have one on an indoor tap? Well, for example, like me, you might not have an outdoor tap. Oh, I say, right. So like kitchen tap, out through the kitchen window, into the garden. I have an outdoor tap, Bob, how come you've never had outdoor tap fitted with all your money in prestige? What do you mean, prestige doesn't get you taps? Of course it does, you've got a bit of a fun call and you get a tap fitted. I want to tell you, I want to tell you like, what I have some taps. No, the taps. Just one tap. The taps are the thing you just cannot get and the celebrators.

No, well, I've got an outdoor tap, it's not an issue. So what's your connection like? Is it one of those screw ones? It's a horse lock. Well, a yellow one. It just goes over the tap itself. And it never fails. It never lets you down.

No, never lets. There's a little bit of leakage at source, but that's all right. So why are you so interested in this post pipe to tap connection topic? Well, I wanted to know where you're going to go with it. Well, I think I've forked up because I don't think it's a problem without door taps, is it? No, have you got problems with yours? Yeah, door tap. Yeah. Right. No, you've got problems with yours. You do tap. Yeah. Right.

Yeah, I have. You've got one of them cooker tap things, haven't you with the hot water? Yeah. Are you attaching it to that? Oh, I fuck it's about that's about three millimeters. Exactly. It's what's going to see. It's going to work, is it? Well, I'm not getting it. I hit this topic and the opposite. I hit it. I wish I'd never got it. This episode. So it's next! Feeling caught in a neutral zone? When things start to go offside, you know it's time to play. It's easy to find your next favorite game at bowdog.net.

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Hot Jordy Nights, Jordy Streets, full of crime. HOT JODY NIGHTS! JODY STREETS! FULL A CRIME! JODY HEATS! Interior JODY HEAT Incident Rome, the phone rings and is promptly answered by PC, Denis Welch. Oh hello, you're through a jolly heat emergency thingy. Can I take your name and address please? It is Mr Sting from the Massive House with the Massive Drive and the most massive sit-on Supermoor that has ever been built. Oh, hello, Mr Sting. Can I just say I didn't really need to know about the moor? Oh, you'd want to know about it if you're sorry. oeddwn i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymwyr i'n gweithioedd yn ymw No, no, it sounds lovely, Mr Sting, and I'm very happy for your grass and your pasture. Now, how can we help you?

Well, yeah, thank you at last. As I was mooring my massive field, I had a big cunt on the mower blade, and when I got up to inspect the incident, it would appear that there is an unexploded bum buried in the field. It's not massive, but it looks well-foken risky. And what makes you think it's a bum, Mr Sting? Well it's metal, it's pointy, and it's got jammin' right on it so it doesn't take a genius to work it out like. It does sound quite bummy. I'll send a squad car around right away and now you keep a good distance from it whilst you wait for our officers won't you pet?

Yeah, and I please make sure they put their sirens on full blast and make a right song and dance on the way You know they should probably bring some pliers as well. Although if they haven't gotten on I have a pocket multi tool with over a hundred with over 100 functions, including a spiky curved thing that can remove individual eggs from stergions. I just had to have it! Now where are you for? Cut to Sting's massive field. He is sat in his massive moor strobing on his lute. Chief Inspector Eddie Hau and Chief Constable Amanda Stervily arrive next to the moor. Mr Sting is singing. Oh Mr Sting, yes Mr Sting, he sings with such a plum. Oh Mr Sting, now he is the thing. He survived the track by a bum. Good fatty left, you know Mr

St. We've come back and back and bomb. Must be a tell of what we're fighting on inconvenience for you. How dare you interrupt my looting and dooting. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r Gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r Gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r Gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r Gweithio'r gweithio'r Gweithio'r gweithio'r Gweithio'r Gweithio'r

Gweithio'r Gweithio'r Gweithio'r Gweithio'r Gweithio'r Gweithio'r Gweithio'r Gweithio'r Gweithio'r life and my tunes feed the world. I would have lived the blot in a smittering sitting singing my work and I don't mean that tough stuff I used to do when I was a nip-a. Amanda gets out of the car. Hello, Mr. Sting. What a beautiful machine.

That is that you're straddling. Lucky, lucky Moa. Am I right? Oh, hello, Miss Teavley. Please, just call me a man-to-baby. Yes, I will. Now, I must say, your colleague here, D.I. Howe, is a right-igneed-boy, so having you is, very reassuring. He's just doing his job, and he does it on a very limited budget,

and he does it very well. Am I right, Eddie? Very fat, you can't have it, you say I'm meant to buy me so it's just thing, might you show me the fucking bomb that you've apparently fucking discovered? Yes it's right there, I have to back up the more, you can see the point sticking up both five inches off the ground. All three of them gingerly approach the location of the bomb and stare at it intently. Here it does look very fucking bombing. I know, a bit like the missiles you get on Thunderbirds

or stingray, I'm a right. You are right among the baby and please note the German writing right near the tip. Eddie takes a closer look. Well, come rakent and blusson lamp. God knows what a fuck that means. You any idea is this distinct? I was thinking it might be the name of a town near Berlin where they make buns. Well, that was an effortlessly shit suggestion. Any idea is a mountain pavilion. Well, well, I've put it into my Google Translate and the literal meaning is Space Rocket, Bubble Lamp. Bubble Lamps are fun. They were big in the 60s and they're right. It's hard on now. Just hard on. A bar of Trody, a bubble lamp in a metal casing file, wedding anniversary. Sting pulls the thing out of the ground. I recognise it now. She must have bullied it. I thought she had a carbon about it because

she wanted a natural rocket so she could send the capsule of her thoughts to the moon. But they didn't have one on Amazon like so I bought this. You thought it was a real rocket, am I right? Kind of, but come on, let's not dwell on that, or get into, like, what about it in your own life, that. Well, it's a relief, it wasn't an actual bomb, especially as I haven't actually got any fucking pliers to disable it. Do you mind if I take the lamp for her indoors, she's fucking love it. Only if you listen to my latest song all the way through. I can't leave it, thanks. But I wish you all the fact you'd best be with your endeavors

and the best of fact you'd look with what remains of your mowing. So, that's that. That's where the script ends. There, yeah. Well, we should probably off the outro music, that would finish it off. Jordy heats. Um, shall we ask some questions from the past? Oh yeah, why I'm not. Bobby Needs says, if you could only eat one type of bread

for the rest of your life, what would it be? I always like, and you know that, have you been to France? That French morning bread. I think that's beautiful. Beautiful bread. Not a long one. Yeah, it's gorgeous, stuff, but I don't live in France.

So I've got a bit tired of the, my lifetime bread has been the cheap, plasticky white sliced Andy, but I've tired of it just recently. At the moment I have this one called War Buttons Old English White. Okay. Good size for the toaster and lasts about a week without turning too much. That's good, anything any white loth but ideally freshly baked. Nice. From a bakery just you know cutting a big fucking fat slice of that with some butter on it.

Yeah. Can't be beaten. How fat a slice do you go for when it's beans untouched? Bones untouched as fat as I could get away with. You taught them in too much of something. You taught me an inch or something. Cut inch and half probably, yeah. Wow. Yeah.

I love beans on toast. I've got right back in the beans on toast, hopefully. Andy, I've switched to Brunston yet. Oh, I've been Brunston for a while, yes. They're only beans that's worth getting. They're amazing, aren't they? Of course they are.

I ran out of Brunston and I had an old pot of Heinz left. And you can't eat Heinz after you've had Brunston. Inedible. Too though, innit? Completely inedible. So that's me. And you tried some of the, the law sugar beans. No, I won't go on AIM.

Don't, don't, don't, just don't ever do it. No, anywhere. Graham Hackney says, what's the best floor for a living room, assume the family have a child and a cat That sounds like a personal request doesn't that sounds like he's wanting to bespoke recommendation thick orange shag pile Because I found that most of the filth just I've got a shag pile rug in front of me fire And the filth just seems to disappear into the bears, you know

Right And then if you spill anything on it, if you kind of scuffle it up with a rubber sold slipper, it also merges into one, you know, half-mochi car-fling. Yeah, I think when it's a deep pile like that, you can probably get away with maybe a dozen years' worth of just muck that'll just build up before it becomes visible. I reckon. Yeah. Because of very heavy carpet when you shift it though.

Just I don't push your face in the way either. Keep your face away from it. That's my recommendation. It's very good. Jack Nail says, Tinned, powdered, cartoned or homemade custard. It's a good question. It's a good question. I enjoy all the custards Andy Tindon carton the pretty much the same animal. I think so. Yeah, I don't think it's worth the bother to do all made I don't think so no have you seen Ambrosia? I think it's Ambrosia Because they're like the the things of custard rally in this country. They've just brought out a deluxe custard Add it yesterday Andrew. You did you have it? I had it with a syrup sponge pudding because they're like the things of Custard Rayleigh in this country. They've just brought out a Deluxe Custard. I did yesterday, Andrew.

Did you have it? I did with the SIR sponge pudding. Oh, I know. I know, am I right? What's it nice to hear? Tell us. That's beautiful, man. I mean, it's like I'm a bit, it's conflicted

because it was only one of those little pre, you know, be your buy at the shop sponge puddings So I only really needed three-terble spoons of custard So it's there in the fridge and I know it's gonna score a shit You could have gone and got one of them big You know rectangular cube Shipped I could have puddles, you know, I'm really talking about ambrosia. Did I ever tell you? puddings, you know, I'm really talking to Ambrosia. Did I ever tell you what me and Jim were once at Jim's house and there was a paparazzi climbing over his

wall taking photos and they get on your wake after a while, you know what I mean just having this bloke looking at you. It was about I must have fun at first but then after what I look at him. So I said to Jim said to him I said to Jim, I said to Jim, I said, why don't you go and put Ambrose your rice in his car? Because I reckon that will be really difficult to shift and I'll probably start stinking, but I can't see that they would ever arrest you for assault by Ambrose your rice. So he went around and he poured it through the fella's window and he did go to the police. That's not very fair is it? So there you go, that doesn't work. If you're getting papped any of you out there.

Papparati is a quite hubeless really. Frazer McClod, McLeod, McLeod. What are your thoughts on sharing power tools? Would either of you allow a near bit of bore your drill, for example? Well, I have a drill in a hard case, and I would deny its existence to a neighbour. Yeah. Our man is his tools,

and to be parted with them is like losing a limb, not chance. I mean, I would think it's, you know, I'd be completely just honest enough front and just say, no, I really wouldn't like to lend you that. Yeah. Um, I don't say ending well. I haven't got the bottle to do that. So I would just say, I don't, I've got a really sorry, I don't have one. I'm allergic to them, some of that, do you know what I mean?

Matthew Phillips is the most famous person you've ever encountered in a public convenience. Deem an Albion from Blair, for me. In the toilets? In the toilets. I remember I was once with the entire Middlesblitz Cup Final Squad in the toilets down the basement of Hotel. Then I was very famous though, are they? Well the word to me and one of the junior labs from the Youth team The senior players told him we get his his balls out because he had the biggest balls in the world

And this young lad did get one of his bollocks out and it was about the size of an A-damp cheese. They're quite extraordinary I've been in it. You never progressed to the the first tamedy and awe at what became of him? Well that's going to cause balance but I mean I don't know, low-centre gravity, I don't know what became of him. Probably joined the circus. I think we'd know if he'd made it because you couldn't have concealed it under a shot, you know what I mean. I've been in toilets with a lot of famous people, Andy. Okay, what was the most famous John Collins maybe? I've been in toilets with a lot of famous people, Andy. Mmm, okay. Who's the most famous John Collins, maybe? I tell you what, he says in a public,

encountered in a public convenience. I once shared a lift with Sean Penn and I suppose the lifts from the convenience of the public, innit? Yeah, he can have that, I guess, yeah. He's pretty fair, I'm pretty nice. I'm a little tiny, small and mate. Yeah, I was one of him Stephen Buckingham. Can you ask Mark

Lawrence and what his top 10 emotional states would be? Nice, nice. So I've passed that on the mark and he sent back where is it? Yeah, it's a wav. So I'll just play that now, see what he says. Hi, I'm Mark Lauren Sen. He's in my top 10 emotional states. Number 10, bottom. Number nine, anger. Very low rated, I rarely find that it's worth it. And number eight, lust. Don't get a lot of that.

My age. Number seven, disgust. Number six relief. Number five confusion. Crucely getting more of that at my age. Number four bewilderments. I got this when the BBC let my contract lapse a few months ago. And number three, amusement, number two, boredom again, more of that actually since my BBC contract lapse a few months ago. And my number one emotional status, you for it, thank you very much. Oh, that's nice to, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, oh accept it the match like yeah, I like jumping about the match

And did you fancy for singing the song? Um Yeah together. Well, yeah, you know the song we did about go at the bottom beautiful day is when you got the retail park Yeah, um, we'll sing that yeah, go on then Yeah. Um... We'll sing that. Yeah, go on then. Well alright boss, it's beautiful there so I'm off down B&M where you're heading. I'm going up home bargains so they've got a 10 pack of kick-cats on for £2.50. Not missing out on that.

No, that's an incredible deal. Would you get me a pack while I see that? I'll have a kick-cat you know and I'm watching Louis the Roo. Ah, I'll get you on here. What's going on down there being in? Oh, they've got a truly a tower brand air fryer on offer for 29 quid Well stocks last though, so I'm not gonna fuck about Wow, it certainly is a beautiful deer. Yeah, color it any way you want, but you've got that right It's tears like these these make the ground worthwhile. Yeah any day down the bag now lets us a beautiful day. Oh yeah!

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