Athletico Mince - Ep. 118 - Fancy Bubble Helmets

Episode Date: January 1, 2022

Geordie Heat, Lawro, Eddie visits Steve, Mick and Santa, Dom, and more.An extended version of this episode is available to our Club Parsnips members. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, oh, oh, whole meal, whole meal, pasta and welcome to Christmas past nips. I hope a percentage of the gifts were well received and that tempers remained even in your home. Imagine if you can, that you are fourth in the queue for the Boxing Day Sale at your local Curry's PC world. You have arrived four hours earlier to secure your place. Your heart is set on a 65-inch Samsung TV reduced to a hundred quid, an absolute fucking bargain. As the doors open, a 2007 Citroën's are amounts to pavement when the queue runs for cover. The driver of the Citroën rolls out to the curb and wanders into the store heading for the TV section. He's shared by the light bulb and leaves a greasy residue on the floor with every step. He grabs the Samsung and hoogs it to his chest shouting,

I am the Samsung King and I shit on your dreams. It is of course my co-host Mr Andrew Dorson. Oh Mr, but it's not there I think I'll sing it. Oh, yeah, just sing it. Here we go. Oh Mr. Cuba's there. Face like a local doster. Oh Mr. Samson. Chalzer style like Oxford. Oh Mr. Andrew. Kill the man in the shop, kill. Oh Mr Wadler.

It's like the thumb of a cobbler. There you go, and they all did enjoy that. You Christmas in the clothes. The glorious mess, completely out of time, but it was lovely. It wasn't mess, very inaccurate I'd say, because I don't know where I'm going at any shops. Fighting, putting on the right ones at this time of year. Well, with all the only virus and everything now. You'd chance it for 100 quid, some 65 inch. Maybe I was, maybe I was, yeah, yeah.

What are you currently rocking, Andrew? What sort of inch TV? You've just watched the Darts, I imagine? 55. 55. 55. It's a nice size it's a good size yeah it's not too intensive but once you're used to it's fine and it's ought to go back lower so well now you can never go down you can not you're on your own your own ways up and the only way is up that's why I refused to go and hold the inner caravan Bob

nothing enough the um I've watched the Beatles for the fourth time now. I wonder what you were. I'm full. Yeah, did, did me fourth yesterday. I'm just done to me second now because it's me second. Yeah, me second because me daughter had insane it so we're watching it together. I like you. One episode in the movie, second viewing. And it's this lovely, lovely new things that emerge on the second view. I'm sure there's a fourth viewing. Yeah. In on the fourth viewing, I've really enjoyed, I'm sure we did in the first one, but Paul's little whoop when he first sees the coppers is very good in it.

Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm both. When he turns on, he sees the coppers. It gets exciting to me. And also, do you remember, at the first few coppers have come and then that really serious copper comes with three stripes. Yeah. And it's all gets you think, oh, oh,

he looks fricking ominous. But it turns out he's incredibly benign. Yeah, those first two that come in, I think the very first one who speaks, I've forgotten his name now. Are they both called Robert or Richard or something? Like they both got the name. Maybe, can't remember.

Maybe, not a common one. But I googled them just out of interest to see if they've done anything else in their copper and career. Or if they've done interviews about all of it and one of them, the first one I think he was the first copper to use the artist's impression sketch thing you know when they put a sketch of a body that they want to catch. It's not quite an artist's impression is it? I think so yeah it's a photo sketch. Identity kit, maybe?

Some of that, we used to do them as kids, didn't we, the identity, with the eye and violence? Do you remember that? Do you remember I'm violence? Do you remember? Do you remember Christmas? Do you remember Christmas in the 1970s? It was so hard, wasn't it?

What? You couldn't afford milk and cookies for Santa. So you just leave out a sandwich full of faggards and a cup of chip pan on your phone. You couldn't afford a Christmas tree back there, couldn't you? You just opened an umbrella and tie it at the top of a probe, put it in the car. Whenever I chuck a card back in the 1970s, you just get some two pens pieces of dip min mod and bake them with the oven Do you remember? Do you remember it? On the left-handed members of your family at a stand-out site that stopped the devil getting in through the letterbox? Ah, different times, what are it? Different times?

Yeah, that was a 70s. I was a 70's. Some duck by the gift of comedy. Yeah. It's the end of the year, Andrew. Do you want to hear about me health? Have you any interest in a health update? I asked that. You brought into the arena now, so I guess we could have an update on your health.

How's your health, Bob? Sorry, right, thanks. But very after. I can't get up the stairs anymore. You have to get the bedroom put downstairs in the parlor. That's what happens in the bed. Get bed pad. Speaking of end of your updates, your memory man's status needs to be updated apparently.

I've just done a word through for the authorities. Are you prepared to do that now? Yeah, I'm prepared to do that. All right. Memory man, do you remember the book price of an S-Redge 1977 Ford Cortina in January 1985? Is it the just straight Ford Cortscene or this? It's a mark four and it's four door four door not two door. Okay. Yes. There it is. Wonderful. Another year. Another year, you are still the memory man. Marvelous. Andy, I've got some slightly festive questions from the wife.

I hope you enjoyed. I know you always enjoy them. First off, she says, hi Andy, Merry Christmas. Happy Christmas to you. You're still here with all the wife, yeah. Did you hang your tinned hot dogs on the tree this year or just the usual freeze dried fox tuds? It was the hot dogs, obviously not in the tin.

I took them out of the tin and out of the brine. Yeah, the hot dogs. And the, did you use lighter fuel to ignite your Christmas pudding or just place a slice of bog roll on top and light it with a match? I actually held the dog over it and got it at the fart and then lit that. Nice, that's a very, very sun-dland. And they did you hang stockings up for the kids or just use the paper bags from your

Greg's Christmas places. I had some left over sausage skin so so I just fashioned a couple of stockings out of that and they'll end up in beds so yeah, close but yeah. Andy, as you know, as you probably know, our marvellous emergency services have to keep working throughout Christmas and it's no exception for the wonderful offices of the law at Jordi Hate in Newcastle. Yes, and I've managed to get hold of a copy of part of the script for the upcoming Christmas episode of Jordi Hate, which of course will be broadcast on Nutflex. Yes, sir. So, I'll read it out for you.

Jordy hates crime on the time. Hot Jordy nights. Jordy streets full of crime. Jody heats. Interior. Jody heat incident room. There are Christmas streamers and balloons on the ceiling in the walls. P.C. Denise Walsh is just finishing hanging the last hot dogs on the Christmas tree when the phone rings. She rushes back to a desk, puts on her headphones and answers. Mae'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith we're our biggest Christmas tree in all in town. Oh, hello, Mr. Sting, what is it this time? Don't get that age old with me.

Are you still being a police? You know, I have so enough contact to smoggy heat if you can't be bothered. Look, I'm sorry about that, Mr. Sting. It's just we've been very busy over Christmas and we're all very tired. Oh, don't, that very much. And what about me? I've had to look through these yoga mats and a tribal gongs all over this massive house as well as cook and the biggest turkey in Newcastle for air and air for the nearst. And let's not forget that my gut health isn't what it should be.

Nobody ever thinks about me. Mae'n gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod i' gwybod i'r gwybod i'r gwybod He's in the bin and it's beginning to smell like a fallen abandoned abattoir. I'm afraid it will attract rats to the massive house and that these rats will stand knowing on my lutes and my bumble thinking sticks. You need a certain expert disposal crew problem and I want them to be wearing that special hazelot suits and a fancy bubble helmet. Steve? Ah, Mr. Sting, could you not fish it out of the bin and take it to the tip pet? I'm not touching that sweaty lumbar shite, I need operatives, and I need them now. It truly gets away from the stench, we'll have to go on a cleansing trip to fuckin' bali, and I always get the fuckin fucking hiccups when I go there. Oh okay, well I happen to know the PC Shelby is in your neck of the woods so I'll ask him to pop in and take a look, Pat.

Oh I see he got one of them special suits. No but he's got a very powerful cap on so I'm sure everything will be safe, sweet hat. Better, Edby, and meassir, I'm very unhappy with your response to date, and we'll be notting that fact on my new super compute. Goodbye! Xt. Xt. Xt.

Xt. Xt. Xt. Xt. Xt. Xt. Exterior stings massive house. Sting is stood 20 feet from his dustbin strumming on his loathe. There was an old turkey with a powerful stench. Oh, a ticket-eat-on-turnips. It smelled like the fat on a dead butcher's bench. Oh, ah, ticketate on tour lips. Turnips are priest in a tent. A priest in a tent, but by the smell was repelled. Ooh, ah, ticketate on tour lips. What the most noctis of fused that he'd ever smelled.

Ooh, ah, ticketity don't turn it. Xt area tom stings massive house. PC shall be pulled up in a Jordy heat squad car wearing a red satin black velvet cap. About fucking time, I think this turkey is about a blow. Don't panic, Mr String, my powerful cape and fleeting and sustrel memories will protect me! May I borrow your loot to have a poke around in the bin and that! Nobody touches my lid, apart from true thee, your own own mate! I'm truity, y'all you're admit! Pacey Shelby approaches the dustbin and removes the lid. He has initially repulsed by the smell, but bravely removes the turkey carcass and puts

it in a black bin bag. Oh, it's on the turn, but nothing to get a barber on over! Hold on! What is that intoxicating aroma? He then sniffs the air and dives headfirst into the bin. He emerges with a pile of bloody turkey giblets in his fist. I think I found the culprits. These giblets are hunking like a seafarers bait box. What do we have done? About your fucking fruit, Luke. Get them in the bag and out of here. No need for that, Mr. Loot fruit, these are all mine, all mine!

Shelby devours the giblets. Good work, son Shan, oh, titty Tom-Ternip, who feasted on giblets and bagged a turkey. Ooh, ah, titty Tom-Ternip, with his lust for blood and his head bald as ice. Ooh, ah, titty Tom-Ternip, it's not a great look but he'll never get lies. Oh, ah, tickity Tom, titty Tom, Tom Turkey. That's the end of that. And so, Jordy heats. I just wanted to ask if you would, could you say I just want to hear it again, it's

on the turn but nothing to get a Barbara on over. Okay, maybe it should be about. It's on the turn but nothing will become a staple on the St James's Park terraces over the next few months. Oh God. Can we have a look at some unidense that have been submitted by the good past nippers? Oh I support, I do find it difficult and I don't like being judge and jury, you know what I mean. Well, they submit them. All we can do is assess them and, you know, assess them.

Uh, George James. Hi Andy, hi Bob. We kick bottle of brown sauce in the top bit in the door in my fridge. When I opened the fridge door the other day, it fell out, bounced off the line or landed on its side on the bottom shelf of the fridge I've tried to replicate this since but never been able to do it. Is this a unit dent? Oh man, I mean it will have been very interesting for him and There's something about it wants me to give it Andrew, but I Mean I'm tempted to say yes, it is an unusual incident, but

it's not that interesting. It's got to be a unique incident, isn't it, a unique incident? Was that unusual? I thought it was unique. No, unusual incident. Maybe I've been though this rug all this time. I'm not giving it. I think that's I'm not giving it. I think whatever brand of line always got so obviously quite springy and it must have happened to all the people so it sounds quite common on garden. It landed upright on the bottom shelf. You'd have to give it, wouldn't you? That nibbies would have, yeah, but it landed on its side.

So sorry, George Eames, but no, great name though, George Eames. Cameron Page says, a few years ago I bought a Dib dab when I got home I realised there was no lolly in the packet just to share but I literally got the dab and not the Dib. I never wrote them down as I thought I could sell it one day, I still have it to prove it if that's needed, unit dent or not unit dent. Just a bad look for me. Just a manufacturing era. I would say, stop really using death at all. Listen up, the Lads of Infinity Rocket plastics. I've used a procedure called a hot George.

Oh George? To tap into the TV camera at Mick McCarthy's family home. And they sent me a little clip of an incident that occurred very very early on Christmas Day morning. So just to set the scene on the clip, Mick sat on his easy boy chair, watching homes under the hammer on the eye play. And you can hear the presenter, the first thing you hear is the presenter Martin in the background. As you can see, presenters first thing you hear is the presenter Martin in the background. As you can see the windows are glazed so that you can see through them. And the ceilings are above head height which is a really useful feature.

The staircase gradually rises up to the first floor. Providing a useful link from the ground floor and the guillotine, the need for a Champlain, it's a bit unusual but I like it! Just at that moment, Father Christmas emerged from the chimney carrying a sack of presents. Oh, oh, oh, very Christmas to you! Oh, hey, yo! About from an obvious bastard! Well, the Christmas you're... Oh, hey, you! About from an obvious bastard! Well, the Christmas, you miserable bastard! Oh, I'm the bastard, I'm a... Not the blocals, just broken to me, I was just like a bastard

And looking 100% the perfect bastard If I don't come with me, your house, I can't leave you, Where do you present under the Christmas tree, you slack bastard It's nice that you've held me I don't want any presents presents if a bastard Exactly the other biggest bastard on the block. You've got a good hole Oh, yeah, what have you bought me a bastard Some busted shitty socks or some busted nutty shite? I've got you that farming book by Jeremy Buster Clarkson! I don't want it!

You can stick it up your bastard ass! Then you're all tainted till it stings like your bastard! Jeremy Clarkson is a bastard and a family is for a bastard, now get out your bastard, your bastard, you are the bastard, you are, don't do a reverse your reverse, you are me your bastard, do you want me to leave your wife's present? What, what is it your bastard,? A busting rice maker! I heard rice on the couch of it being for bastards. Have you got to busting chipfriar in your daff baston sack?

No, I don't give them out anymore, joke. The health concerns. Health concerns you for bastards. Now get out before I lump you a bastard to bust and shop chilling back. Okay, so you make very Christmas bastard. Now this is the bedroom. It has its own suite. It has its own on suites, which if you wouldn't know means it comes with a supply of sweets candy is nutty-shite that's not a thing a piton knows you will put a like it bastard and that's the end of the clip

we had correspondence from pasta to ped done strong a little while ago for Mark Lawrence said And he wanted Mark to provide his top 10 now defunct world currencies So I said a moment of the market took a few weeks from it again back He's obviously done some research on it. So here we go. I'll just play the tip Mark Lauren Shanley's a my top 10 bloody funked well care and say Number 10 the the Bolidian peso. Number nine, the Polish marker. The Braids, the French equatorial African, Frank. Number seven, trade beads.

One for the ancient historians there. Number six, the Vatican Leira number five's Jamaican pound number four and Luxembourg Frank number three there's an bad way in dollar crazy currency I think you're all a great number two is the North yet the days dumb and number one of my chuck turned out in front. Well Karen says is the touch There you go. Thanks for doing that, Mark. Mark ending with the doge mark there On his part. I think the dog in the dutch map the dog in the dutch mark Casper and the snake and Steve McClaren. They had their Christmas together at

Stevie's house. Oh nice. As always, I spent the morning watching all the episodes of Maghiva. That's what they always do. So I can tell you what happened. Please tell me Bob. So they're watching Maghiva. Maghiva is is so innovative isn't he Casper? Who would have known you could fashion a super absorbent sponge from a baguette and a slipper? Hey go easy on that advocate Casper. We don't want you getting the quickly's. Casper hiccooked and then made his way under the Christmas tree and wrapped himself around the biggest present. Oh, I get it, you want your present.

Hey, but you have to guess what it is first. Casper nodded his head. Do you think it's a cuddling blanket for us to share? Casper shakes his head. Do you think it's a hundred thousand kisses in a jar of pure love? Casper shakes his head and lets out a little dribble of spew. Do you think it's a poster of Maghiva in camouflage shorts staring at a caravan?

Casper nods his head and does a little excited dance. Just as he does saw, there's a knock on the door and then comes Eddie how the new castle manager. Hello, let's see, I just thought I'd put around and wish you a very, very thank you. I bought you a present and if you don't fucking mind, scler. I bought you a present, if you don't fucking mind, Squire. Oh, that's so candid, you eddy. Do have a seat. We're just watching Maghiva.

Would you like an advocate in the slasers of Eggy Preds? Yeah, fine take, Steve. I'm a big fan of Maghiva. He's just so fucking innocent. And it's remarkable. It's thinking outside the box. Ha ha ha. Have you met Casper, the snakeheadie?

I love him as much as I love bubbles and creak cakes, shots leave light blue, regular cut spot shirts. Oh Casper, how do you fucking do squats? This is Steve, you know the layer from the land that you're guessing you know. letter from London, you guys are you guys? Yes, I keep in touch. Have you kept that beautiful double-wrestled bed in Rose Carp it in the manager's office? No, I haven't removed it, I've put in a fucking skip. It was infested with bits of fucking chocolate and lactic acid. That's from all the fun and laughter bars that me and Casper used to eat.

They're full of nutty-shite wrapped in a chocolate cuddle. You don't fucking stay. Now tell me, Steve, what are the new cussed players? Why are they so fucking miserable? I mean that's like Gail, that's right Gail and Shelby Lines behave like they've just had a fucking gas cut off. Have you still got the fun and last the power vending machines at the turning ground? No, I've flown them on account from concerns of the players, dead viewers. Well, that's where you've gone wrong. You should re-install him and bring the cuddles and fun back to the squad. Thank you, Steve. That's extremely

fucking helpful. Now, have you got a present for me, Squire? Steve Panics, because he hasn't, and without thinking he hands over Casper's present to Eddie. Oh that's beautiful! A poster of Maghiva's staring at a cameraman. That man is so fucking resourceful! I love it! Fective Steve! Well as he stares at the poster, Casper crawls across the setty, raises his head up high and fires a bolt of fresh spew all over the poster, Casper crawls across the city, raises his head up high and fires a bolt of fresh spew all over the poster. Oh Casper, what if you're John my sweet prince of perfect? You've ruined the nice man's present. I'm so sorry Eddie, he's been on the advocate. No, no, no, no worries. It's only a fucking poster. and to be honest I would have preferred it if he was

staring at a fucking monkey like anyway wish you all the best of your fucking Christmas say your mouth a good fucking look. Eddie leaves just as Kasper is rushing back from the kitchen with a baguette and a slipper. He has adapted them to make a super sponge and within seconds has removed all the spew off the Maghiva poster. Oh Kasper, you're a bucket full of squirty cream and raspberry sauce with memories of happiness floating on top. You did that spew deliberately. You're my own little slippery

maghiver. At which point Casper climbed up onto the window ledge and started staring at the campervan in next door's drive. That's that! Hello! Hello, too! They're dogp, aaaaaaah, quickmas! With me don't really know what, my special guest of my podcast today is TV Fisherman and that's no treasure, we're still, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Thanks for having me, Dom. Thanks a Johnny mate this time. Everyone a nice Christmas. Yeah, not too bad, thanks. Did you get any nice gifts you thought you mentioned? My best gift was some new shows. When you look at me, dude, shows were out of work.

Me saw that was nice. He didn't know. Got some thermal, leggings sort of things. And I'll kind of just say, Dom, I got a turkey crown instead of a turkey this year. Now I'm pretty pleased with it. You just enough was there. That was there.

Not for sandwiches the next day. That's all you need, Raleigh. Did you get a pickling kit? No, no pickling kit. No, I'll set your pickling kit. Oh, we're doing come, Dom. So I was. Oh, right.

Oh, I was going to hopefully talk to you about the pickling kit and what you've been pickling. If you're in a pickling kit, what would you pickle in it? Well, I've probably started on the ends. Just, onions. It's a whole world. The pickling road is a wide environment galaxy. The sourdly things, you can pickle,

you can pick a rhubarb, washrooms, bell peppers, you can probably even pickle criss, I don't know. Well, I don't know even, I'd never come on it. Well, maybe you can buy one and then next time we can talk about what you've been pickling. I'll wait until the odds comes dumb, alright. No, it's move on. What else can we talk about?

Do you think there's any show in it that I don't mind buying shoes in a child size. In a what size child? Oh man, no, I'm not gonna ridicule people from a little feet. Good, cause there's cross-over sizes where it's more economically viable than by the child size. Not a three or four, you know what I mean?

Yeah. There's no shameaman now, is there? What size are you offbeat them? They might have bought my fit, they're must go for a friend. Anyway, I've got to do a little advert break at this point, so I'll be back in a moment. This podcast is brought to you in a association with a UK Pickle in Federation. Oh, I see. Oh, I'll back there for a second offer of podcast. Bob Bulma, reverse parking, yes or no? If you can do it, yes, if you can't, you know,

if you're a bit dodgy, don't bother. Will you do it? No, I don't, I'm shit at it. No, well, I'll think it's hard for some drivers, but once you've mastered it, it's like to go, I'll think it's hard for some drivers, but once you've mastered it, it's hard to go back, I think it's just skill. You can take you forever. Do you believe it? I don't boost the seating cars for little drivers.

I, um, do you have one? I do. I do, I did have one for a while, yeah? Yeah, okay. I didn't want more thing I'd like to talk about. The black move didn't next dog. I'm going to wait a second. We've been two days, he's got himself one of the video dog balls.

Yeah. We think that's all about it. Well, they're on the ridge aren't they? Yeah, about two days after he's moved in. Do you think it's some kind of power play? Well, there is that, yeah. It's like my stuff's worth nicking, yours obviously isn't. Yeah, he put down a marker in it, early dose.

But you're gonna do put glue on it, isn't it? I'm not fussed, I'm not fussing, wives. The wife's having an officer, I'm not bothered, I want the feds on that one to be caught on this with you. Well, it's been very nice chatting with you, Bob, Bob, Bob, and hopefully next time we can have a pickling update or to your pickling kit arrives you're picking the rives. If it does it, we just fucking go buy one for me.

And they just use that, yeah? All right, we'll do Tom. Thank you very much, Bob. We'll, good bye. I got some questions here. I caught one really interested me. It was, well, there's two that interested me. One was Tom Edgilia, a cwpw'n ei wneud i'n eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw'r eiw I think I'm quite the reverse. I love mash and roast, yourself Andrew. I served up mash and roast this year. I think I did the Christmas dinner for me,

my kids and me parents. And there was mash and roast. And it was a roaring success. I have to say, I probably deserve some kind of award for it, I reckon. I like this question from Andrew Mukle. What nationality do you think the person was who ate the most tomatoes globally yesterday?

That's very good. I have to say I do think that this was questions were quite low quality. I don't know whether that's because everyone's been busy doing all the Christmassy stuff but they weren't good. That's the best one. I reckon Portuguese. Portuguese I think. I went for Dutch or Mexican but. All right, okay.

It's spreading your bets quite wide there. What we've got, we've got, oh Liam Swinn says quite simply Bob could you call Andy your shit please. Yeah, of course I can. Andy you're such a shit. Thank you very much. Shit, please. Yeah, of course I can. Andy, you're such a shit. Thank you very much. Well, it's been a lovely show, Andrew.

Who'd you wanna win the darts? I don't know. Come on, rides. What, ride? Rids, it's a Jordy latte. Yeah, come on. Yeah, well, it's near Castle Phan, isn't it? So I'm not meant to support you.

Oh, he's looking really good, isn't he? He's looking really good. A Smith looks good but he'll cradle the ill butlet. Smith on his deer is unbeatable and unplayable but it does the consistencies rarely there but I'd like to say Smith when it's like a big bear isn't it? Yeah got lovely skin though. Andrew, it's all about who could maybe beat price isn't it?

And I know you don't like Peter right dear. Andrew, it's all about who could maybe beat prices, isn't it? I know you don't like Peter right, do you? I don't like Peter right much, I don't like price at all. But you'd prefer Peter right to price, wouldn't you? I'd prefer Peter right to win over price. I don't like Peter messing about with his data changing them all the time. What's that about? Well, it changes, man, you've got one.

You know what I mean? Okay, very enough. It's been brilliant so far, isn't it? It's been brilliant. It is Christmas. The Christmas start is Christmas now. Christmas takes second place to the dark, quite right. So I'm gonna wish a happy Christmas.

Yeah. Merry New Year. A brilliant Christmas because there was five days ago but still Christmas. The trays are still up and a happy New Year. And just before we go, do you think that Kunlun the trays are still up and I happen to hear and just before we go do you think that them cooling the gang are still celebrating? No, I've got a lot of times.

I nearly got away out of it. I mean do I think what cooling gang are still celebrating? Good times. Come on. Yeah, I reckon they're probably around. I mean that's at what it's 42 years ago and I wasn't it. It's in the key of here flat and it's got a temple of 123 beats per minute. I'm going to go for 10,000 kind of indicator as to whether they're still celebrating

good times or not, but I don't know what you're talking. I tell you what, I'm going to get a Barbara on over this if you're not cool. They'll get a Barbara on. God's sick. All right, bye bye. And thanks, past it was for your continued support. It's much appreciated. Thank you bye bye!

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