Athletico Mince - Ep. 119 - The Lip Of The Skip At The Tip

Episode Date: February 18, 2022

The A19, John Cooper Sunderland, Geordie Heat, Lawro in Venezuela, and Debbie leaves the White Harts. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to this fresh episode of Athletical Mins with me, Andrew Dawson. I hope that you take aren't etching, and that your significant joints aren't giving you any jippin' that. Picture yourself with your cannon on a vineyard tour somewhere in France, or maybe California. You spent the day wandering around in the bright sunshine, picking some grips, and enjoying the breathtaking scenery. It's real! The time has come now to relax and taste some of the wine that's produced there,

but as you hold the glass to your nose and sniff, a stocky pervert stag is under the veranda, brandishing a hitflask with a disgusting layer, hit that across his walk face. Here, gorgeous, have a swivel this instant, a burrowod in a bucket line will be better dickers It's got lots of berries Mr. Shay and a Yose Buddich It's my co-host Mr. Bob Mortimer Oh look at Nick, a man With your breath like a chip pan

Oh Mr. Wine Guy What is your mind all it with I'd? There we go, that's the beginning of this episode of Athletic Home. It's good morning, Robert. Good morning, Andrew. Good, thanks for transporting me to that vineyard in California, stroke friends. I'll just say now that was oh second attempt at it because you requested our Change one of the words and it A couple of about it. I'll never see what that word was. I'll take that to the grieve

Nice t-shirt and they It's a t-shirt representing the group squeeze Such a it's it's always a little it always whenever I say any you know, I'll squeeze and there's me life I always feel a little bit of sadness that their music isn't... Well, there isn't acknowledged as much, and then I think maybe they don't give a shit. I don't know. Well, I've talked about that bothered at this stage of their lives. They're still going around, you know, touring and recording and everything.

So it seems like a nice life, I think. Yeah, no, I should, but it just makes me, you know, like those three albums that ridiculous, some fantastic place and play. Clear. Yeah. I'm a period from their first era. Wow.

You know what I mean? You know that wallop even? It wallop. Yeah. Boom. Yeah, we'll see that. We'll recommend them albums to the listeners. I'll see as well.

Glenn Tillbrook is doing a solo show near by to me soon. So I might go to that. Well, you're doing it down the tip. Whoa, Whitley Bear. Whitley Bear. Yeah. So let's face it, Andrew. You're looking so proper and gorgeous on the count of fact

that you made your first visit to the Sundance new tip. Yeah. should just give us a quick press that you know I went I went it was Immaculate it was the first day so I imagine there'd be Tathon troubles, but there weren't any got stricken You've got a pre-book Present your your your booking form got me QR code scan which they weren't doing at the old place, so it's gone all high tech. You're only allowed to do five visits within a 20 year dear rolling period which is it should be but then again maybe it's not you've got a lot of dog dirt to take down there I'm not going to name. I find that an issue because previously you could make as many trips as you want and

the turn of blind eye. Now it's all computerized. Five and twenty-eighthers. And the Ashford one. The Ashford one. I once did. I'm just guessing but I think maybe eight trips in one day. What do you think of that?

If you do in like a house move or some kind of overhaul in your home, that's what you need. You're right, five and twenty at this doesn't feel like enough. Oh well, but you've had a nice experience. The skips are so deep. And the the entry angle is much better than it used to be. You have a kind of lift and chuck in over the top, which isn't go for shoulders. Now, the kind of the lip, if you like, of the skip, is at a lower level, so it's easy. Oh, a bit like a ranger over, Andrew,

which has that useful lower lip at the back. Does it? Yeah, as I understand it. I've never been within operational distance of a r of over sort Oh, yes, you have John Cooper Clark. Yeah, um living in Sunderland now. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so He sent us a John Cooper Sunderland poem I'll give I'll give it a go Andrew. Yeah, okay

There's a rat in me house and it's wielding a cush, it's wearing jobbers so it must be posh, it lives in the toilet, behind the bog brush, I tell it to leave every time I flush, I've chased it to the kitchen, I've hit it with a pipe, but it's faster than a mackerel leaving the stadium of light. It doesn't eat chicken diers or my oldie are in squash only stuff from waitress so it must be posh. I'm John Cooper Clark in Sunderland. I've got a rat in me kazie and up dog in me hand. Now hand and Sunderland don't quite work. God bless John Brugriere from the hot potato dance company. There you go. There you go.

I just like it's a footnote. What does any poet do at the end of a poem? It's a difficult moment, isn't it? It can be to end it, yeah. There can be quite a deep, emotive hole at the end of a. Yeah. You know the waiter from slotters? Yeah.

I mean if you're at the past nips listening you'll know he's been started doing some ASMR to help soothe people. Oh that's the only way you can help me get a sleep in that. Yeah, so he's done another one of them which hopefully will relax the listeners a little bit so I'll just have a little listen of that then shall we? 12 inch lamb and pelican meatball pan finished mouthhands and a griddled s cyst from a miniature pig. Crispy chimping aside, dish.

Ribbons from a fox that was found in an area. Life lonely bobbin. Fettlebin' Fettle with distilled Capabar apes Oh fuck Tiltin' Fulcano roasted lumps of army wolf

In an anonymous sauce Oh my goodness Ah, there we go. I mean, you'll have dropped off, but you'll have dropped off then anyway. Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well questions. So here we go. Hi Andrew. Hi Mrs. Both. When you're scouring ebay for second-hand underpants, which is most important to you, colour or size? Well it's, I don't know, levels

of intactness I get because sometimes you can get them when they're slightly like with the elastic score or they're slightly shredded in certain intimate areas. I think just all round, all round rigidity. I think for our sense from what you're saying that you're saying you look for condition. Good day. Yes, yes I think. Andy, when you're out on a date with a lass, do you go to A, the A19 flyover, B, KFC, or C, the local ship farm? In a flyover I mean, there's no... It's a good...

Actually, I walked over a footbridge over the night, and the day I took a photograph, I didn't post it on social media, and I meant to, so you've reminded me to do that, because the A night night is a marvelous road. Britain's great, it's a ride, isn't it? It's a beautiful, beautiful. What a surface, Yeah. What a surface

Sunday. What a surface. Hugely underrated. Hugely underrated. Do you remember? Do you remember? This will be going back to the late 70s, early 80s, where just near Thursk the the tarmac used to be a kind of pink color on the year 19. I remember yeah. Do you remember that? I do remember that because it's a child, it fascinated me. Yeah, because it was near where I mean, it was near where I mean none on Granddad's caravan was so whenever I saw the road change colour it was like oh, we're nearly there. And then they went and changed it and made it the same as all the other road colours which I thought was a shame, but there you go.

Well, there's a link then, Andy, because that's, my dad was killed on the A19 at first So that's you know like that I am right yeah, yeah, that's something of naught Andrew final question from the wife. I know you love them Andrew if you were to get a tattoo would it be a The A19 flyover BKFC or, the local shit farm. Oh God, I mean, again, it would have to be the A19 flyover, but I'd want that section with the pink rod partly because of those childhood memories were partly also to commemorate your dad.

Thank you. You can put an X at the spot, you can put an X for where the can of one is, and an X where the accident occurs. I'll do that, yeah. I always salvage something from the sadness there, I think. The Jordy Heath, I've managed to get all the bit of script in offer, the Nutflix series. Right. I'll read out Chandy as you can ask a bit of script. Jordy hates. Crime on the time. Hot Jordy nights.

Jordy streets Full of crime. Jordy Heats. Jordy Heats. Jordy Heats. Jordy Heats. Interior Jordy Heats Incident Room. The Jordy Heats hotline rings and PC Denise Welsh picks up the receiver. Hello.

This is Jordy He Heath fighting crime on the time. How can I help you, Pets? It's Declan from Antendeck. Listen up, this is Antendeck speaking. I'm sorry, sweetheart. You'll have to speak up a bit. I can barely hear you. It's Antendeck, we've been kidnapped.

I'll send a location, Pinty, a phone. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r We think it's a woman, but that's all we know The love does in a van and then bootless isn't the some sort of ban Shit, someone's coming you better fuck an Oreo like I we will do have you any idea? Ah eyes gone

The detective inspector Steve Bruce What was that about in this did you you mention a kidnap like Yuna and all that like? I, it's Aunt and Dick, some lassas kidnap them and throw them in a barn. They're shitting bricks by the sound of it. Ah, has there been any ransom demand? Yena, like an all that like. The hotline rings. Denise picks it up.

Hello, this is Jordy Heath fighting crime on the time. How can I help you, pet? D'acit, Mr Sting, from the massive house with the massive drive-way and a massive conchetry. Oh, hello, Mr Sting. Denise looks over to DI Bruce with an expression on her face that suggests she has just been asked to empty the nervous litter tray. Can I just ask if you call this really, really urgent, Mr Sting,

because we've got a very big case just come in? Oh, dear, you're a show That my emergency is not a priority. I am quite frankly, don't found it by that implication. Goodbye, and no hold on. I'm sorry, Mr Sting, what does seem to be the problem? A apology accepted with 1000 KX miles. Now listen up and listen up, good. I have just blocked and I'm dead in the massive pan and unless you'll not get rounded or prun or toron or and rod my kitchen drain I'm gonna loot the shit out of them. Okay calm down Mr. Sting. What you want about a mercy calm is fuck. You need to calm down and you Mae'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r gael yn ymwyr i'r g and Deck and his threatening to loot them up, God if he bends their minds I'll go effing it.

Good to interiors, Sting's massive barn, and Deck are tied to two wooden poles in the centre of the room. It's a bit like reservoir dogs, but more agricultural. How it sting says Aunt. Just let us go! We're already forn, Jordy Heat. You're going to get a ripe bolligan. He's right Mrs. Ting, just let us go and we won't sell to anyone.

Jordy heat is going to knackle you for this. Yeah, think about it, what if this son Carol beardsly, she will literally move your skin looking for eggs? Just shut up and stop call using satire tree on me. You were not going anywhere until I get my dreams flooded. There's a knock on the barn door, an instride special constable Eddie Howe. Oh, hey, you look... So what is going on here then?

I'd be mostly just a fucking no. Oh thank god you're here. This nutcase has kidnapped us. You're not a kicker. Is that it? Get us out of here. Is this too square? Have you fucking kidnapped these two young lads?

Yes I have. I knew. And I have you brought a full set of dreadnodes with you. I always carry a full fucking set with me because to be honest with you, in my present fucking job, I'm always struggling to shift shit. Now, would you be so good until fucking onside of me? No chance, not until my drains are running free and fresh, and I can rinse off my boiled eggs. Sting Pilts picks up his loot. No sir, please, I fight him, beg you.

Don't play that fucking thing. Nor Sting, not the loot. Now, who's using psychiatry, you medieval bastard? Sting begins to play. Oh, Mr Sting, yes Mr Sting, he had a cunning plan to get his trains afloin so he could wash his pots and pans. Close-up, Anton Dexnails digging into the posts onto which they are tied.

Close-up Eddie Howe's teeth, his fillings are popping out. Oh, Mr. Sting, yes, Mr yes Mr Sting he kicked not two young men and tied them to a thrashing post 768910. What a fucking shit rhyme I can't take anymore I'll get me one, and I will go at you. Fuck you, you guys. Eddie leaves to rod the kitchen drains. Sting continues with his song. Oh, Mr Sting, now he is the thing. His plan was watertight and since that day,

I don't read it as a kid nabbing every night. At that moment, the back door of the barn is kicked straight off its hinges and a lady addresses the room. It's PC carol beardsley. Put that fork and load down now, Mr Sting, or our fork and grab it and ram it deep in the air fork and load. Oh shit, not you.

Listen, listen, I'm just trying to live a life free from blockages! Put their fucking loot down now! Sting places the loot on the floor. Thanks Carol, says Anne, we told him you'd come and knock him. Oh, my word, it's Anne and Deck, how very nice to fucking meet your lads. I must say that in real life you're much cuter than you say on the fork on television. Let me untie you, and then we can take a very fork and sexy selfie together. Special Constable Howe, reenters the barn.

Right Square, I've sorted your drinks. It might be an idea, it's just up putting so many fucking pulses down the sink. That is smashing. Now I can rinse off those eggs and hide them from Trudy in the hole in my loot. Oh, God, I'm a minute. Did you say eggs? Says Carol. Are they boilers yeah a dozen organic hard boilers or I love the organics what's here you give them to me and we forget

about this little fork and fratter you'll fancy a little pig lick behind the shop's antidek I'll take that as a big fried fork on the less. Come on, let's fetch these bylons. Well, I'll be off then, Mr. Seek. I know, we see all of her at your best with your trades and good fucking luck with your future plans. Jordy heats. So, it sounds like it could be a good episode that don't it? That's really good. I look for it saying that I mean

Obviously you've just read the script up there. So it's not as good as actually sitting watching it for a long Yeah, look for it. That was really good a bit of a conflict there between the beard's the voice and the sting voice You know, but slightly you know, but slightly, you know, you can't anticipate that. You're an enthusiastic amateur, so that we're welcome to ask for, really. All done. I think we've got Roy Hodgson on the line now. Yeah. All right. Right. Hello, Roy. Are you there? Yes. Hello. yes, I'm receiving you down. Yes, right, it's great to see you back in the game as of this week. It's a massive challenge ahead of you over the next few months at Watford. Yes, thank you very much, little

bad. It's not going to be easy, but I'm going to develop every waking moment to turn it around. Watford, I'd in the best possible outcome for everyone at the club and its fans? All right, well, I suppose the best way to get goldmob to get three points. Right, what do you want about? You know, get three points, help climb out of the relegation zone with the win.

No, no, no, no, no. First of all, I need to change the culture within the dressing room. Yeah, I'd like to add two bad eggs in there. That's right. There's a cake. What? The cake. Cleared. The cake. Cleared. A discruptive group.

Ah, right. Got you. Yeah. Yeah. Turns out a bunch of them's got themselves in those NFTs. Don't what? NF. What? I don't understand.... Jesus Christ, in F-T's, non-fangible tokens, they've flogged carton pictures on the fucking internet when they should be devout in their spirit, I'm the whore-er-mer! Sorry, but, mama. Whore-er-mer!

Whore-er-mer! Listen, Tom Cleveley, right, he's been tweeting pictures of himself as a carton lizard and he's knocking him out for 1200 quid whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore And that will help you on the pitch, Roy. Oh, fuck the pitch. The mentality at the place is all wrong. Looks like this is so good, right? It's all big. He's been a king, warrior, and a player. Ever since he was up at Newcastle. But he's always been embarrassed about it.

Well, that's not good. It's not good, always. It's the modern game for you, mate. So, I've got the shit. Well, I think. Well, I wish you all the best, right? With your relegation, Fade? No, no, no, thanks wish you all the best, right, with your relegation fight. No, thanks very much.

No, no football. That's what I've told them. They're gonna play war, man. They're not gonna get out of the pitching plate football. War, mama. War, mama. War, mama. No, thank you, Roy. Yeah, well, ma. What? Behind the door. Yes, I do.

Yes, I do. Come on. What? Behind the door. I don't know. I don't know. Imagine a gospel choir singing that. Yeah, I'd love that to happen.

Maybe that's what's behind the door. It's a door. It's an imaginary door. I'm going to tell you three things in it behind it. And I want you to tell me whether you'd go through that door. And have a closer look at them. I'm going to tell you three things in it behind it and I want you to tell me whether you'd go through that door and have a closer look at them. Or maybe it's in the rack

with them. We don't know what they are yet. Oh well thanks for the opportunity. Number one, a Jack door disco. Not bothered. Go me on. A Jack door disco soundtrack by a gospel choir? No, I'm interested, I don't like that. That's 1B, that was number two, that was 1B. Number two, a nice political scampy and chips inside a small glass pyramid. Can you get access?

There's only one bit to find out, close inspection. I am tempted Andy, I'm tempted, but there's that jeopardy, can I get access? That's the jeopardy. So you're not going to go? You saw some scamp your chips elsewhere, will you? Easy, yeah. Number three, it's Aca-Bilk. His filing is thumbnail into a point, it's very long. It's actually eight inches long, it here and he's growling I'm gonna pick me some real secure locks with this beauty he is of course shit-faced as he got a hat on yes I'd like to go in then please thank you

very much yeah you'll be a go in one out of three I'll try harder next time but thanks for joining in. Hey, other quiz, Adley, right? Other quiz. Hey, you got a quiz. I got a quiz for you. I'm going right back to basics. I'm going to, it was Azda. I went to Azda, Andrew.

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Fuck you fucked up. Highest is the corn b for £1.69. What? Next, next, next is the three, three veins at £1.50 and the cheapest was the Freben or Stenke Pie at £1.49. Unlocky Andy, but you know you joined in, you give it to go and you went with your go. That was fucking shambles. You reckon? An absolute shambles. You reckon? Absolutely shambles. Yeah. Infinitely rocket plastics have been in touch. Yeah, it's some Mark Lerenson related content. He's not on much anymore, is he doing the core commentary? Well, what's happened is he wants to be soul-commentate there. Right. So he's sourced some work elsewhere, he's been doing Venezuela, third division matches, but for English speaking audiences. So I've got one of the tapes that they've intercepted, Infinity Rocker, so we'll have a little listen to that I think

yeah it's not much of an out happening at the moment it's a passing around in midfield throwing back out foot of the throw in back out of front of the throw in I'll say this though, sage brez acquisition of our goss has been a complete master stroke as far as I'm concerned I'm an apprentice of our goss took away in the corner of my local supermarket market, it's a god-sent. Free kick there. I just found out the other day, the only made 13 episodes of the flumps blew my mind, thatbling there could be could be his groan. Phil and Xtolz being getting a new security light in his backyard and it lights up my bedroom but night I'm not sure whether to have a word I just put

up with it. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go.

So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I'm going to have to go. So, I just thought that was just the highlights I got set over so I don't know. But, um, that's nice form. I would have enjoyed that as just throwing. I'll try and get a throw in compilation or set piece compilation for next time. So throw it. Another throw in it. The Lads are Infinity Rocket Plastics. Yeah, we come up Trump for May this week.

Right. He used a hack called a heavy potato, I think they called, heavy spruders on it, to get me a bit of footage from the first meeting between Debbie Alley and Eddie Howe in Eddie's office at the Newcastle Trail in Graham. Excellent. So that's a nice place for a first meeting in it, Andy, in the office. Definitely. Yeah, they're sat either side of Eddie's desk which I think you'll agree Andy is a nice thing to say to him, isn't it? I reckon. I'll play it for you, shall I?

So Eddie, come in young man and take a fucking seat. So please do have your fucking club square. To Debbie Ali. Yet, to be honest with you boss, I didn't really want to come here, but I was hurting. Now, at this point Andy, I realised that Debbie actually signed for Everton. Was just about to mention that. Yeah, so I got in touch with Infinity Rocket plastics. They apologized and sent me a copy of some CCTV from Debbie's leaving party at Spurs.

Oh, okay. And I'm told this was obtained by a hacking process known as a Widow's Loft. Oh. Nice name for a hacking process, Sande. Yeah, up there with the best. So just to set the scene, the party's taking place in Arikain's mom's garage. There's a bit of bunting across the garage doors doors a trussle turbul in the centre of the garage with party food on it and if I look closely I can see Sherbert

Fountains, Jaffa Cakes, Mr Kippling French Fancy's, Cakes, that sort of thing and there's a present on the table so So Debbie, Harry, Winksy and Eric Dyer and Hugo Flores to there. They're all wearing tracksuit bottoms, Fielder for Oshasate T-shirt, apart from Debbie, who's wearing a Kanye West vest and holding a big bang theory backpack. Debbie has just placed some items from the bag onto the trustable table. Right boss says Debbie. Here's my white heart's carrying ID card and t-shirt.

I don't mind saying that handing them in has got me hurting. Harry, I'll get my mum to print you out to receipt Debbie. I must say this is all very upsetting. Why ever since Debbie doing a right fluffy buffery at the moment and Frank Lampard is not really a proven winner as of today's dead Debbie. But it was some on you castle and anyhow is equally unproven and if you don't mind me pointing that out, also I just don't suit stripes. Eric Busson, why didn't you just stay at Spurs?

Winksy interrupts. Eric has landed a pertinent there Debbie. Why didn't you stay? Mr Comty is a pertinent there Debbie. Why didn't you stay? Mr. Conti is a proven winner Debbie Because Mr. Sokol Conti told me that if I didn't fuck off he would shout at me Oh, that's fair nothing Harry

I'm not a bit worried about the fact that Calvert Luin is a lot better looking than you. You won't be the squad gorgeous anymore. Yes, that has got me hurting, but I'll look like a prince next to Rishaldeenor and Tom Davies. Hold on, boss. Who will be the new squad gorgeous? Am I in with the shout, says Winxie? Mayby, I haven't decided yet, says Harry, and I don't think it's fair to be discussing it in front of Debbie. It must be very upsetting and difficult for him. Eric, will it be me? No, it won't, Eric. I've seen better looking ironing boards.

You'll go florist. Surely it will be me. You're not even the running you go, you're just too old to be club gorgeous. Sakle blue, it's because I'm French isn't it? No comment. Anyway, we have a farewell gift for you Debbie. Would you like to open it? Debbie opens the present, it's a football sound by the White Hearts.

Oh thanks guys. This is a terrific memory, Jogger, that I will treasure and hold on to tightly whenever I'm hurting and need to remember the happy times when I was a good player. Why don't you, says Wixie, why don't you do some KP upies? You need all the practice you can get Debbie starts doing some KP upies but soon loads is control and the ball lands on the table crushing all the French fancies you go Zutalo not the fancies from see but the out Debbie mum's gonna gonna be fluffed to the buffer when she says this mess sorry boss I just don't seem to have any football in skills no more I wish I could stay with my friends and just ask about Eric us don't worry Debbie you will be okay listen I've written a little song for you to say goodbye and it is

very acceptable here goes, we love you. We will miss the way that you used to play. There be, you're the one for me. You're a superstar. Or at least you used to be. We've had good times. We've had bad times. You were strong and tall.

But we won for call. One day when we meet again, we'll remember all the giant pain. Yes, there be, we love you, yours taste thee as we must do. Your there be and read our you, you're a warm cup of our favourite boo. Come on, gin in everybody, wave a good times, wave a bad times, you were strong and tall, but we weren't for calls. One day when we meet again, we'll remember all the joy you've paid. Our next boss can have one last rub on your magic chin. You could have a good look before I go Yeah sure you can Debbie rubs Harry's chin and then walks off up the drive. They all shout after him

We are the white hearts Debbie turns around Feel our foe or she's heat Then he steps onto his drake approved electric scooter and heads off into the distance That's it. Oh man, that's really sad, that's the end of an era. That's the end of an era. As soon as I heard the news he was so it over and I thought, I don't want this to happen, it's not right. Yeah, the all go. None of them goes. Oh dear. We've got Tottenham, my team middle's bris got Tottenham in a fair cup. Oh you got them next, have you? Oh well, is that a war or a war?

It's at home. I mean I know it's not going to happen Andy, but if we've get rid of Man United and Tottenham, Forest got rid of Arsenal and Leicester. I think this should just make the final for his burrow. Yeah, that'll be good. That'll be nice. I'd watched that. I couldn't even tell you it was in last year's FA Cup finals. I couldn't even tell you. Apparently Leicester won it. Did they? Who knew? Who knew? That's super.

Err, I reckon that's about it. Well, there's one more thing I need to do, Andy. Right. Have you watched Tinder Swindler and the puppet master? I haven't watched Tinder Swindler, I'm gonna though. Everyone's just dead good. The puppet master, what's that one again? I'm familiar with it, I've heard of it. Well, we all like a con man, don't we, Andy?

A fraudster. Oh, do we ever? They're both fraudsters. Yeah. And I'll be interested to, you should watch them both, they're great. Right. But I'd be very interested. I prefer the puppet master.

Okay, I'll check them both out. I'm in the middle of watching a series called Cry Wolf, which is on Channel 4's Walter Presented to Scandinavian drama thing about a couple of parents who get their kids took off them by social services. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. Yeah. I like that. I like it. Yeah, so that's my recommendation, but I will check out those two that you suggested. A couple of quick names before we go. Go on then. Respect of obviously because the episode is nearly finished. You can be the crumbler.

You reckon it can crumble anything like it's an oxal cube. Right. Or Michael Chase Fire, in spite of his name he is violently opposed to burning chase and he visits chase factories to carry out fire safety risk assessments. Well had you asked me earlier Andrew, I would have been the crumbler. Right. You can be the crumbler in retrospect or for the next episode if you like, you can be the crumbler. Yeah. Um, quick true or false on the same subject of Chase Fires. True or false, 27 tons of caramelized brown goat cheese caught fire in Norway in 2013. True. It is true. And what Scandinavian drama that would make. Thank you very much everybody. Goodbye! See ya!

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