Athletico Mince - Ep. 22 - Chadwick Contest

Episode Date: August 4, 2016

Bob and Andy compare the weight of their chadwicks, there's a report from a charity football match, some mild caravan chat and we learn about the 'half rush'. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Yeah, extra-peater, breezy calling or hot sauce Harry. You know, they're a bit, they are like and breezy this week. It's up to you. I quite like hot sauce Harry, can I, can I be out of it? All right, hello hot sauce Harry, it's lovely to see you again. And you, yes, you're in your faster than me. How'd you mean?

Just running. Yeah, I do, I definitely do, yeah than me. How'd you mean? Just running. Yeah, I do, I definitely do, yeah. Do you? I don't think you are. Why'd you say that? Back it up. Well, maybe we'll one day. I tell you what, I still, the Cleveland, the Clevel Stadium in Middlesbrough, I still hold the record for 400 meters under 13. I think that's Bollocks.

What do you mean what, records are Bollocks? No, I think what you've just said there's Bollocks, I'll leave me alone. I probably haven't made it. I'm not a Swift as I used to be. I'm not a Swift as I used to be. Well, using burden allergy, but could you outrun a house martin? You know those that probably. Yeah, I could you fuck. What was after it? If it was coming after us for a bit of fuss. I tell you, I tell you, are you aware of the the black mammoth snake? I think I am, yeah, we've mentioned it in a previous podcast. Oh, wait, Ebron, they're on it 20 miles an hour after you. They do, don't they? Because they can sort of like slither at tremendous speeds because they've got massive mussels.

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What a breast brush. I just get just to get underneath it with a false. Right here. But nice soft brush, soft bristles. Not like a toothbrush. All right, like a pastry brush, something like that. Yeah, yeah. I think a pastry brush and a lotion are one of your breasts

is one of the most disgusting images I've ever, ever, ever, ever started. No, you started it by growing them, Andy. Have you had a good week? That's all right yeah not bad you. Fine I've been acting doing mis Series Drifters. I heard about that yeah and I heard it a little whisper from the from the set from from one of the one of the runners right. They've got in touch with me on Twitter and it's partly when you're in between ticks. Aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, aeai, ae for everyone. Yesterday's slops are over there everyone. Leave Mr Mortimer alone. To his kabab.

So there's a van where the caterer from, he gets a choice of three men's, a choice of three puddings, plus a separate salad bar and a cold roast. That isn't bad is it? That's all right. If anyone's thinking about trying to get into sure business, or acting, as you call it. I can't think of any greater incentive than not. No it's true though and it's free. Oh I'm not doubting you. The best thing I had I've been full with four days this week the best thing I had was fresh sardines barbecued with some it rubbed into them is it called hei sir. Herissa it might be. Oh yes can be for. Look at the stear of us. So if you're

gonna mar it if you were gonna cook s sardines, what would you put any flavour on? Sardines. Sardine, yeah. What, not tinned? No, not tinned, they're all there. I've never gone beyond tinned, I've never had fresh fish in your life. On a bit of... What, like, from the chippy? No, from the seyandi, have you ever had fresh fish? I can't recall that. I've doubted, of course course you have. Is there a fish shop or in Tundland? No I'm not going to get anywhere with that anyway. So, the Winnie Beargones, have you

had a Winnie Beargones? Because I'm quite moved, I'm quite full me at the moment, you know I'm acting and all that stuff. Do you know what I mean by a Winnie Beargones? Yeah then aluminium things, aren't they? No that's called it. Like caravans. Yeah caravans first acting stars like me. Acta Vans. Yeah, acta. Acta mobiles. You know the £500,000 some of them. I think. Well they full of like full of jewels. No I don't think enough that the contents and I'm not talking about the contents, I'm saying the cost 500 quid on the road. I quite like how you're trying to make yourself seem

like a man of the people here. Yeah. And talk about Winnebago's and talking in like absolute horror that one of them I cost half a million went to you with that state, it's DSP, what half a million pounds for a van with some seats yeah well I don't know do you watch caravan channel much handy?

no not really no there were this week this week the concentrated on second and ones between six and half grand and 13 grand and that's that's a lot of money is that for a static? no that's for a touring caravan yeah

you're joking god we paid 500 quid for our wood. Yeah. Yeah. What, do you just use it for firewood? It's back in 1984. Is that your family caravan? It was, yeah. Is that where they used to say it's a puddle show? Yeah. Used to lock us in it in the garden. So what's on the agenda down the anyway? Well, we had a little challenge, didn't we? What was that? We had a, we had our Chadwicks. Oh, yes, I did it. Did you do it? Sorry, Monday night, lot, must have. I did it after Big Brother.

Yeah. Well, I held mine in all day. From, from, you know, for even from first thing of the morning, I didn't even do a morning, Chadwick. So held it in. Yeah. And tried to get out as much as I could after Big brother, 10 o'clock at night wasn't it? Yeah. And I strained and I strained and I strained to get the last drop out and a little bit of bone came out as well.

God help us. I think it might have been a bit of me pulvered. But tell the only, can just before you give me the figures for your evening wee wee, Monday night evening wee wee. How did you weigh it? Same as you, weird myself beforehand, emitted the Chadwick, weird myself afterwards. Alright, because I actually put mine into a a jug. I hope you weren't going to do that. I thought we'd agreed that that wasn't the way I forward. Oh, I forgot, I'm sorry Andy, so I would put mine in a jug and I weighed it on my kitchen scale so mine, but it should be still compatible because we weight came up in ounces. Yeah, so it's ice, yeah mine too, it's all the same isn't it, it doesn't matter.

Okay, so you did subtract the weight of the jug as well, didn't I? Zeroed the scales before and yeah, right, what's your number, what's your figure? Well hot sauce, I can go first if you want. I, I'll go first hot sauce, Harry, if you don't mind. All right. My evening wee wee, me Chadwick. On Monday evening after a big brother, was 8.1 ounces. Ha ha ha.

Where are you laughing? 30 ounces per half. Suck it up. How'd you been drinking? No, I just kept it in, hold it. All right. 30 ounces. And it was 11 ounces without the bone. I took the bit of bone out, weird, that's separate.

So even without the bone, I'm still beating you're on 11. Yeah, well, well done. Thanks. Did you try, I know, because as you brought the top experiments, you were going to try and freeze dry a soup stand sock and then hammer it. It was soup steaming. I haven't had room to be frizzy yet to put it in. So I'm working with my way through eating all the stuff in me freezer.

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That's alright. In out to tight 10 minutes, that's a lovely little set. Once you factor in, factor in a little introduction at the beginning, stand the innovation at the end and some hysterics in the middle. Do you think you're getting on core? I wouldn't do an on core. I'm not in. That sort of thing, you get what you get.

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I might chuck that in as the encore. Oh, fucking vex the morning. So anyway, Andy, you know there's been, we haven't been doing much football recently so I've done a little observation comedy set but it's about football so that's nice you know. Get a bacterial route. Give it a go. Hey, hey, hey, have you ever noticed that when you got in You've got to know where much, the people in the town, often have a different accent. You've got to know where much, you've got to know where much. that. You're not this that. You haven't noticed that when you got an aware match, you know, I was miles from home when it finishes, miles from home.

You noticed that. It's funny, it's funny, you know. Do you remember when you can stand the aware matches? Now you have to sit and your brass hand keeps banging on the structure of the seat, I mean, artist there I've done one for a long card, you want it? I know you want to, but I do with them, yeah Yeah, prick, so you go on then, shout more, more, more More, more, more Thank you, thank you very much

Hey, do you remember old fashioned turnstiles that are where matches? Where you had to push the turnstile around manually, almost ripping your brassando, as you did it, the plastic now aren't they? What a brassand, no the turnstiles. Yay! Thank you, good night! Very good that, you go down a storm with that arachn, are you taking that to Edinburgh? No, I don't do Edinburgh anymore. o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, o'r gyd, So Andy, my mind turns to Steve McLaren. Would you like to hear about it? Or at this moment, it's quite a long one because he was in A&E this week, you know? It's inevitable. So yeah. Well, yeah, Steve was in A&E this week. It's quite a long

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it anyway. Steve gets, why would you not get to see it? Where else would it go? I don't think everyone's like you, Andy. I don't think you pick a part, pick up the tards after they've done on the just, let's forget I said that then, and you just carry on with the story. Anyway, Steve gets back next day. Fat lass has made him a baked bean on toast in a Andy with,

tin-dop dogs chopped up on top of it, yeah? Basically, she knew he wouldn't get the job and she wanted Jay to muck him a bit of a treat and everything. Gwyllwch, mae'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio.

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And Casper, immediately at that moment, let out a little spiel, just a little spiel. Well, one at the table. About when they call it a little reflex spiel. a'r cyflwy. A'r cyflwy. A'r cyflwy. A'r cyflwy. A'r cyflwy. A'r cyflwy. A'r cyflwy.

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Oh, God. Honestly, so he reaches in to the Todd pot, but as soon as he grabs it, it like, oh, collapses, the Todd in his hand, yeah? Oh, man, right. What does he do he screams ah caspa spews up half his body work probably right into the fat lassas leggings which are down by her ankles right so Steve does a little spew

himself because I stink this stuff from the you know the from the bowl from the a'r bwys I'm laughing but I don't know why it's a terrible story. It's not funny, it's a comedy of ours isn't it? Awful, isn't it? Trudged and so there you go. So Steve ended up at a couple of stitches. Yeah. The took Casper to the, well I won't go on anymore but I mean the story goes on but Paul and Steve, they didn't get a job and then did a job.

What I'll say about that is that a couple of years ago I went to see Finding Dory, the about that is that a couple of years ago I went to say Find and Dory, at the cinema. Is that a movie, yeah? It's the Find and Name or sequel. Right, yeah. And what I would say is that that story you've just told me, Trump's Find and Dory. Oh, is it a bad one?

And would make a superior film? Is it no good, was it? Was that alright? What you've just told me was a lot better. Oh, well that's kind of. You just think it could be animated and that it is. and I think it could be I think we should open talks With some of the top animation studios just in the UK not Disney Disney one touch or Pixar No, no, I don't know too many Todd's in it

Arden and they'd probably do it. Madman might do it. Yeah. Because it's plaster-sane, you can easily make a todduck or plaster-sane, right, yeah. They could easily replicate that half brush, couldn't they? Definitely, just two different colours, well, together. Yeah, I suppose it's a lighter brown and a darker brown, yeah. And that's your basics, you're clear modeling, isn't it? Well, I'll give them a balsafew, if we can get that going, ah? ["The Little One"]

OK, wife's question, Andy. Do you think she wants to find out? Hi, Andy, she says. Hi, Mrs Mortimer. Have you ever kicked your children, mistakenly believing there were cats on mice? No. Thank you.

Fair enough, just wanted to be clear though. Have you ever planished yourself by drinking smoothies made from kale, spinach, buckwheat and the lime? No, okay. Where do you buy your bras? Astor or Hutton's frutas on the high streets. Up the azzda. Thank you very much Andy that I'll pass us on to the wife. Thank you so much for answering them sources simply. That's great. You know what? Yeah. I've finally got a trainer sock that I can believe in.

How would you mean? Can you wear a trainer socks? Oh, like if you've got your shorts on in the summer but you want to wear a sock. I know what you mean. I don't wear Mandy but I do know what you mean. Primark. Primark, pal. I don't know anything about Primark. Seven pairs for two quid. Shit, my name must be a high quality and for you. It's not about the quality of the fabric. I mean the meppy feet are quite a lot of it. So it's quite a chave fabric, but the actual height of the ankle.

How high? Just at the same height as the top of the trainer. Oh, so you don't? You can't see them. You can't tell them where in them. And they've got the don'ts set tenter fall into the trainer. They stay on because some of them do. Some of them slip down over the back of the heel, don't they? That's a bitch, isn't it? They're the trinit. But honestly, it was just a purchase to want to win.

Wow, I can see by your first that you're a cock at hope, right? Toe quid, seven pairs. I've got 14 pairs. Yeah. That's me sort of for the rest of the summer. I don't even know who to wash them. Well, they disintegrate if you wash them well now. Well, I would imagine so, yeah.

I could try phrasing them if you want with me, Nickas. Well, I tell you what them one now. What I would imagine so yeah. I could try freezing them if you want with me nickers. Well I tell you what might be interesting but my genuinely be interested is that get them nice and well I don't mean sway but you know like used yeah yeah. Put them in your freezer right and see if that gets rid of the aromas. Alright okay I think it frees them and then try and smell them when they're frozen. No freezer. a yr arom. A o'r oes, oes. A'r oes. A'r oes. A'r oes. A'r oes.

A'r oes. A'r oes. A'r oes. A'r oes. A'r oes. A'r oes. A'r oes. A' doing your acting. I heard about that. Yeah. And I was asking most of the people on the set, what was their favourite of the classic take away? Is your McDonald's care, say Burger King,

Subway, Domino's, and all that. And I'd like to ask you, and they do have a favourite. I don't like any of them, Bob. Honestly. I used to be quite partial little McDonald's breakfast. Yeah. But they stopped doing them. They stopped doing the big breakfast. Right. And they only do. Do you know why they stopped doing that?

This is my theory anyway, because they have to give you a plastic knife or fork to eat them with. Right. And they've stopped doing them. And they've stopped doing pancakes as well. And now they just do finger food. Or so they do it. I know you can get like sausage in an egg in a roll can't you? You can get a muffin or a beagle and all that sort of thing, but you can't get anything you've got to use an knife and fork with.

And you don't like them Andy, you don't like the... I don't like it one bit. So well, you know of all the people I've asked, and this is incredible when I look at the state of you You're the first person who said that giving me that answer that you don't like any of them All right, it's KFC. It's KFC. All right. How's it is as what I said, but you know what's winning at 28 votes I've got at the moment and gone then Mac Donalds Seriously, yeah, I haven't had one vote for Burger King I've never been vote for Burger King. I've never been in a Burger King for about five years. I did see a seagull stand outside one in Sunderland last week.

It was just standing there in the doorway, just looking into the restaurant. But you know what I mean. It was just looking as if it was waiting for someone to open the door for it. And I almost went up the door and went there. Yeah, and I almost went up the door where they are. I went up to Stockton this week and they did you really? Yes, I did for the old. Tell us all about that then Bob. The Oldermans annual charity football match. And it was town hall officials, the Oldermans and all these colonies and that versus minor celebrities like myself. So there's me me do you know Stephen Tomkinson oh yeah

Tomkinson sollar isn't it? Steph from BBC Breakfast News yeah big business Steph yeah me Mark Pidge used to be on Radio 1 yep Biffy Clive all the two side stars yep Biffy Clire Raw and it was all pop stuff all to raise money for the dreamy dreary dreamy. You know gloomy kids what have you called them? Yeah. They're like slow kids, the way you want

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I mean, you're basically playing with ten men, but of course. You know, it's for charity, but you know, make an effort. If you're going to turn up, put a shift in. To be honest, Andy, it's the biggest star we had sort of to get the crowds in. Oh, no, but even so.

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And I assume that money was raised as well for the daffciss. Yeah, we raised over nearly £200. That's what, well worth it. £189. £199. Nice round figure. That's, that's beautiful. Thank you.

So, yeah, I great week for you then. I kissed the old one and we equalized Did it look like a penalties? No, no, it's not it wasn't a cup much. It's just a one-off. You know what you're right. It should have got a penalty Should have I thought if I'd gotten to that I would have felt a bit Underwhelmed at the end walk and we're ah, I'm fucked up. No, it's got a it was cuz we were so up We celebrated you know, I mean it felt like an end it felt like a win. Yeah. I'm gonna have to apologize like it's a bit like the sort of thing Peter Glare's would sing at the end of crackerjack Right, while Jan what is it while Jan Yang of it? I saw it

No, I saw like big what while Jan Yang of it while Bill comedy song, you know They these people do comedy song what it is is I've done a song to the tune of Ghostbusters because a ghost But it's coming out all right all right. Yeah, so I'll give it a go. If you do it and it's a lot of shite, I'll just cut it out. We'll pretend it didn't that one. Yeah, well I'll leave it to your judgement and the gap thing about the music. Right, so it's Ghostbusters, yeah? Yeah. When you're down in the dumps, because you snakes spewed up, who you're gonna call? The dirty older man, you could have done that bit with me. Well, I didn't know what you were gonna say.

Okay, so start again. When you're down in the dumps, because you snake spewed up. Who you gonna call? The dirty old man. Don't you know what I mean? When you're facing defeat, and it's a kiss you need. Who you gonna call?

The dirty old man. Don't you know what I mean? Don't you know what I mean? Don't you know what I mean? Don't you know what I mean? You need who you're gonna call the dirty old man. The dirty old man. Fucking hell son, you're joking. And you get a group this super shit. And the jordies are in the championship when you're feeling shite. Cause your Chadwick's light.

Who you gonna kiss? The dirty old man. There you go. Yay. I don't know if I'll keep that in, to be honest, it wasn't gross. Yeah, I'd rather you didn't. Thank you. Alright, well, I'll do a little alternative ending instead. Okay, well, so that was the take us out, and I'll just cut the song out.

Well, no song this week, Bob, sorry to hear that. I'll just leave you by asking, do you prefer hot or cold food? I prefer cold food. Thank you Andy, see you next time. Thanks all of Bob. Bye. Bye. you