Athletico Mince - Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot
Episode Date: May 11, 2018A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athlet...icomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Right, this is part two from the one that we were doing last week.
Yeah.
I had a couple of names for you, but I didn't give you last time, so I'm going to try and give you them now and see if they're taking.
Go on, do it, man.
You can, of course, be honky-tonk. And honky-tonk.
You can be honky-tonk.
Oh, you can be John Toffy or B.E.
I'm drawn to it any more day or the other.
Before.
Divorced.
It runs a self-improvement group for other over 40 meals
in the middle of a clearing in his local woods.
And that mainly involves them cutting holes in their t-shirt
so that their nipples are exposed.
And they sit around in a circle and chand nurturing wind upon my tits, nurturing wind upon my tits.
John Toffey's OBE is a self-appointed, well I liked his Derben, I liked the setup but
no I don't want to do it.
It was the tits wasn't it?
Why do you have to make tits in?
Well that's the way it does.
Well it's the same last week, Andrew.
Be over yourself. Try to be tipped caution. Well you've done the same last week, Andrew. Be over yourself.
Trying to be tick-courtish.
Well, you've done it again.
Don't even talk about it.
Right, fine.
Well, that'll, you can be Lesbott 4,000.
Lesbian Robo, that's a lot like the Lesbott 3,000.
But it's also got steel whiskers
and you can top up a piece you go sim on it.
Andrew, this is all getting a bit
what they used to call ladish.
Tits, Lesbians.
Do you know what I mean?
I was going to introduce monster trucks in the zoo.
I couldn't be, monster trucks is fine.
Tell me about it.
Lesbian monster trucks.
Couldn't they just, couldn't, couldn't it just be
a monster truck, enthusiasm?
What's ladish about top and up appears you go sim?
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Shut the blinds, usually suffices.
Yeah, what have you got?
What are your blinds, Sunland and F.C. blinds?
I saw some of it.
No, they just go blinds and you just turn them.
What is it?
Is it a Roman blind, like one piece of material?
Or is it like a nation?
A nation, yeah.
Oh, get you.
How often do you claim the individual fins
of the Venetian plant?
Would you remember I claim that?
Do you have Andy, just interesting questions? Do you have a favourite pudding?
Like a Yorkshire pudding, I mean I like it dessert. I dessert, you knew I'm indeed good. Oh God, I haven't really.
I like many desserts. I like a cheesecake
Yeah, I like what is it about the cheesecake and is it because of the texture combination?
The combination of the softness of the the cheesecake and the crumbly biscuit base
Yeah, I bet Mrs. Bay is Lee likes I've got some opinions on that the
Bear should be fuck I can't see and the top should be fuck, I can't grunchy. And the top should be fuck, very fuck, I'm fluffy.
It's a nice pudding.
I like the hot ones, Andrew.
Right, such as...
Just a tracle pudding, we're custard, that would be how I've
custard.
I love a golden syrup pudding.
Yeah.
We've custard on.
You're probably not like to eat that anymore
because of your heart.
Exactly, but any of that.
You snigger one in number.
You know what I do.
You've got a live bob.
When we did the fishing programme with Paul Whitehouse,
on one of the shows we had a competition,
and the prize was whoever caught more could eat exactly what they wanted.
Nice one.
And can you guess what I had for me first course and what I had for me putting?
For your first course, I I add for me pudding?
For your first course, I would reckon you probably
had a big stick pie with gravy on it.
Correct.
And from a pudding,
toffee, it's a toffee pudding in Custer.
No, just a golden syrup, you know what you call it?
Serup, syrup pudding were custard.
Nice.
Oh, that was beautiful.
Isn't it fun a little question?
Just an interesting thing to ask you.
And they're from your wife incidentally.
No, they're just from me.
Do you have your wife's problem like?
No, I was trying to do it.
It's like, do you know when you people are doing a film
or a play they do improvisation?
Yeah.
Or they are a comedy club, Paul Merton
and so on, they do improvisation.
And there's like rules to that. And you're always
someone you'd be known as a blocker. Right. So that someone would say, have you what's your
faith? Have you do you have a favourite pudding? No. Well that's kind of because your questions are
usually pretty stupid. But yeah, but we're trying, there's a larger thing. Is it exercise? Is it?
So it's you learn, it's your favourite pudding. If you exercise, is it? So, she learned, said, you have a favorite put,
if you want to say no, right, you would still say,
but you would say no, but you would say no, I don't.
Do you have a favorite putting?
If you want to go down that.
I did that.
And you did so I didn't bring it up,
but you asked me then why I'm doing these questions.
I'm going to do you wife.
Do you ever feel tiny, tiny bit guilty
when you just throw junk mail and leaflets through your door
aware without even looking at them?
Nothing at all.
Unwanted intrusion.
You don't think our summons might be having a bashet.
I'll do your gardening.
And you just don't give them a chance.
I'm not, I would probably look.
I would look if it was something like that.
If it was a local tradesman, I would have to go, or if it was a new take away that was offering some kind of opening deal.
So do you see the distinguish between things like, clearly, it's leaflets you might have
a look at, but things in envelopes or in plastic packaging, you'll just put in your cannon
and fire them over the town hall.
Yeah, pretty much.
But, I mean, if it's something like, we will come running clean your Venetian blinds,
I'm not asked about that.
Hence...
Hence the stumps that I have on Venetian blinds.
Yeah, hence the sagging under the sheer fucking weight of a dust and...
But if it was...
...ship fat smog.
If it was, there's a Papa John's open around the corner, he's a free paid set.
I bet you don't miss that.
Still haven't got a pop of John's look.
I mean, no, no, no, no, miles away from the nearest door.
It's queer when I'm investigating Sonland,
I'll say like Sonland, you know,
there's so many things Sonland seems to be a black hole.
I'm trying to think what, I've looked for there's no waytros.
No, there's no, there's no, that's too,
I'll credit I think.
No, it's not a KFC as well or something. No, we've just had one opened in the town center. But it is a bit, it's no, that's too, credit I think. No, it's not a KFC as well or something.
No, we've just had one opened in the town center.
But it is a bit, it's weird there.
And it's a massive town.
Yeah.
So you're thinking of investing like in some of the franchise of the...
I tell you what, I'm not saying in about Sundan anymore.
That's quite right too.
No, I thought we're funny in a personal way between you and me.
Yeah.
Because you're a Sundan fan. Has legal action been taken in the city? No, it's just, I thought we're funny in a personal way between you and me. Yeah.
Because you're a sunlon fan.
Has a legal action been taken in the industry?
No, it's just, I don't like sunland.
I like me.
I adore the North East.
You like me?
Not that's an entirely different question.
Oh!
Entirely different question.
So I think if I might start, do you know what I should do, Andrew?
I should sing songs about London.
And I shall do that next week.
Right, okay, do that then.
Hey, listen, do you reckon the beat has still got that more in the bathroom than you
used to sing about, but I mean it was 1980 wasn't it?
So there's probably at least one whole new bathroom suite fitted since then.
And unless it's got like a strong sentimental value for the Makanse, why would a hung on
to that mirror for 30 years?
There's no suggestion in the beat law as as it were, that they only had the one mirror
that they lived in their house.
Well, the song didn't mention more than one mirror.
It's just sang, the mirror is called mirror in the bathroom.
I think they probably moved on,
I had kids, blah, blah, blah,
and forgotten that mirror in the bathroom.
Right, right.
The mug guess.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is that it?
That's it for now.
I bet it's just for now as well, yeah.
It is just for now, yes.
Yes. you. Is that it? That's it for now. Yeah I bet it's just for now as well. It is just for now yes.
Gangs of the APL it's one I've been wanting to do Andrew for a few weeks. Telling me that it was too long and not very funny. Oh well it doesn't work on it.
Now I'm going back a bit Andrew because I went to the, do you remember the City United
Games and United came back and on the pot, right?
I'm out of chicken or beef next time, Andrew, and make it a pot roast.
Do you get it?
So I'm on the pot and I'll call it a pot roast.
Yeah, so I'm sat there and I hear this morning from the cubicle next door.
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Yn yw, yw'n ffyspus na'r rhaid.
Sodd o'r i ddrafjwrnoddw, ffyr a cynddwbio,
yn slid y loris, o'r yna'n ddida,
sumpfyn rhaid, yn ni'n foot bed. So, Kyla, Kleinwalker,
yeah, what do you need at 12 foot bed for? You're only the size of a chip shop pickle,
you'd be better off with a cutter, a luxury shoe box, Gucci, or something like that. But
if I had a cutter, the tiger would just drag it around.
Gary Sane, yeah but the bars on the cot would protect you from the
tigers attack. I don't want a cot that's not going to impress the
lassas.
We have a what's Sheffield, Sheffield we we have a
say it murdered and a rabbit tied to our head so I'n gweithio. Ys gweithio. Mae'n gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gwe What, says Ryeid, saw you watching the other lass in your bedroom. How much did she steal from you?
Nothing. We just had it off to the sound of my gyroscropes beeps and the occasional deep grouse from my sound system.
Why don't you get Bunk Benz Ryeid, says Kyle. You could bagsy the top one and get a solid gold like pneumatic rising platform with a laser display to get up there every night
Well at that moment incomes Phil Jones from the Trafford's you know from Man United
What you don't know our clubhouse I earn four times more than you so think about that before you start crying equality rights
Phil Jones
What Phil Jones is Charlie? a'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r y I think she's really glaredly. What do you mean she don't like me best? Does she not realise how much I earn?
Don't accept that cake, Gari Sane.
I cannot accept it, Philip.
I eat only mong beans and aluminium flakes.
Your mother sounds nice.
Does she have your looks?
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Bwyd ddodd yn fwy'r snog yn ddodd yn brytis leidgen.
Dwi'n ddodd yn snogd, dyddi'n stil yn ythai'n mybwyr.
Yna, a'l oes y cypullu walwyr yn mybwyr special dumbwr hanku, my mum gyd me.
Mae'r walwyr yn mybwyr ddodd yn prƓtyn, mae'n mybwyr.
A'n gallu'r sgwyrd yn ym chip in it so it can be traced by coppers.
I just wish I knew I would get hold of a bear.
Well at that moment the noises start up
in the cubicle next to me again.
Oh, oh, oh.
Well I pop me head over the top and it gives me an idea.
So I get off the pop and I get out into the toilets.
Alright, Phil, you're looking nice and dosy.
Thank you!
Alright, Lads.
What was that you're making them noises?
No, no, no.
Right, it was me bare.
I've got him locked up in there.
I'm looking after him from in nephew who uses him as a bed tether to attract the lasses.
Oh, and does it work?
Said, yeah, not I, if that's what I am looking after it.
The lad needs the rest, you know?
Philip says, what's it, shall we with me?
What's it, what's its name?
I said, Phil, it's Phil just like you.
It's lovely name.
I hope he's as happy with his name as I have always been. I want to buy that bear.
How much do you want?
So I say 100,000.
Raheet says, I'll give you 200,000.
So I say it's a deal.
Raheet says, Philip, I can't reach in.
Well, you look over and check.
It's a good tethering bear. So Phil, you look over and check it's a good tether in bear.
So Phil, peeps over, confirms it's a bear, I take the cash and I'm off. Rahee calls out,
Phil, Phil, come and meet your new owner. The door opens and there is Phil. It's Phil Ernie.
Phil Ernie, covered in shit.
He runs out of the toilet screaming followed by Rahid.
Just as Rahid passes me, he says,
Oh thanks, man, he's beautiful.
Ah!
Ah!
A did you think that story was a bit like
the trend spotting movie, you know?
Um, the Carnage in the toilet, yeah.
Yeah, that bit was, yeah, but not a lot of the rest of it.
There wasn't much heroin in it.
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Hey, listen, like, last week I was work done
to work on the local council elections.
Do you know that Cassundalans always the first one
that likes the results.
The Mad Canaan? The Mad Canaan, that's what I've gotten for. I like the volunteer, because Sunderland's always the first one, the results. The Mad Cane, right?
The Mad Cane and that.
So I've got involved.
I like to volunteer, because they need loads of volunteers to make it happen.
Yeah.
So I was driving around the town, picking up ballot boxes from all the various
polling stations and taking them back to the spot hall where they do the main
counter for the results.
Yeah.
And I stuck off at the garage because I was law on petrol, right?
Right.
So I'm filling up me, me, me Nissan me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me Yeah, you know, like you do. So I hit the sound of the winder winding down slowly and then his voice says
Seen you oh Joe me
Joe carbon and there we call this
Seen you there in your datson
Still calling this sounds datson
The 1970s or something. He says how much petrol are putting in that thing laddy?
Probably only holds about 19 pounds worth doesn't it?
I was putting 15 quid in but that's beside the point really.
He says, uh, what's the most amount of petrol you've ever put in one car in one go?
So I don't know, Jeremy maybe is about 60 quid for a full tank.
Hmm.
In all the way I was running on empty.
He says, hmm, ask me my best one.
Go on, ask me my best petrol.
All right, Jeremy, what's your best petrol?
61 pounds!
Bosh!
Bang, you beat yeah.
And what's more, I always get the dial to land exactly on the amount I want first time
without having to stop short and then use small incremental squeezes to reach my target
amount.
Get you, Jeremy.
Fascinal. So he's out of the car by this point and
he's we're having the petrol pump around in the air. He says, give me a number and I'll
land the dial right on it. It says right, all right then 4399. It says, right watch this
then. So he starts filling his car up with petrol pump in it in there and he's gone. 4399,
4399. Here it comes, 99, 43, 99.
Here it comes, here it comes, 43, 99.
And then he releases his finger from the trigger
and he goes,
BUSH, 43, 99.
Oh, he did it.
That's 44 pound and a penny.
Ah.
So he's gone,
SIT, SIT, SIT.
And he starts pumping more and more petrol into it.
Yeah.
And he's saying,
when it gets to 100 it goes back around to zero.
Give me a minute, I can do this, I can do this.
So by this time the petrol's spilling out
all over the four-court, he's still pumping away.
And I just felt it was, it turned into something
I really didn't want to witness.
So I just drove off basically.
But I looked at his Twitter later on and he tweeted,
just had to call out the AA, put diesel in my petrol tank by mistake again.
Ah!
That's what I like to call a punchline.
Yeah, but you like to call it, that doesn't mean it is one.
Doesn't mean that it is one.
Doesn't mean it is one.
So that's what I got up to last week.
I'd like to, I'd like, I've never seen the magic run that I don't know about.
How have you not?
Never seen him.
You're very lucky lad is he tall
he's he's slightly taller than you
and he's gone say five two
fuck no you're five five and a half
and five seven and a half I'm driving
five and a half seven was bono
and five seven and a half
whatever it's them shows you where
Bob do you reckon kid Bush is still running around? No, I don't. I mean,
not, think about it. It was 1985 when she started doing it. And it is an excellent method
of Keirton Fit, but it's pretty grueling running up and down the hill, isn't it? You
know, we're talking about 1985. It's before home gymnasiums and you know, Keir probably
does a more well-rounded workout these days
I reckon I mix a cardio and strength training. What do you reckon? I'm sorry, listen
I
Don't think she's still running up the hill, but get bushy is someone that I have met and she is about five foot one
Yeah, she absolutely tiny you hold it in your hand. You could
do it in two hands, yeah. Two hands. And get this I once saw climbing through the
front window of a house. Sashwinder lifted it up carrying a carton of goat's milk.
So that's a nice little taboo isn't it Andy? Yeah. Um, have you been, telly wise Andrew?
Telly wise?
Mm-hmm.
Um, lost in space.
Have you given that a go?
Lost in space?
Lost in space.
As in the original one from the night, since the,
I've re-booted it.
They've re-booted it yet.
Didn't have a clue about that any good?
Um, um, episode five.
And I was going to give it one more.
How long's an episode?
I'd say it's trundling along,
how long's it trundling?
44 minutes.
So, but you know, I'll get back to you on that one.
I will get back to you on that one.
I want to mention as a good movie,
if you're throwing a lazy day, right?
There's an old Jack Nicholson film called
The Pledge directed by Sean Penn.
Right.
I just read a little recommendation,
very satisfactory film.
And Andrew, I tweeted about a film called Manchester
by the Sea over there.
You did, yeah.
And I got quite a violent response.
No, people despised that film.
I really, yeah, but really like, I really like aggressive towards it.
Did you like it?
I thought it was superb. Have you seen it?
I'm seeing it. I'm going to check it out now, though.
Well, I wonder which side of the divide you'll follow,
because I mean really violent.
Like how dare you recommend that.
I wouldn't follow in you and block in your own Twitter.
Yeah. I get that look.
I thought it was a superb film.
Well, I'll get back to you. I'll be the the judge and jury on it for next time, shall I? Okay
Here comes MacArthur. Oh, hi, I hello Mick. Thanks for joining us again in the studio. Well, can you me make that a bit convincing more convincing?
What do you mean? You know, like um, oh
Look, he is Mick coming Mick. Mick oh he's Mick hello Mick McCarthy
sit yourself down oh it's so bastards I've just been down the tube station
and the sir need a bastard oyster card or some bastard called a
trouble card before I can get on the bastard tube to London
bastard zoo to see the bastard burns all right London, bastard zoo, to say the bastard bans!
Alright, make calm down, you just queue up with the ticket office and you ask for one.
queue up, you take me for the bastard, you bastard, I haven't got time to queue up,
queueing up is for bastards, what a bastard of a day!
Mick, you can just scan your credit card at the turn style thing. I
Haven't got a credit card. I know trust the bastards. I can't he cash
You know where you are with a bastard coin. You can look at the bastard
Trunks the bastard read what the bastard says its value is plastic is for bastards big bastards at that look I'll make
you can have my travel card here sorted then no thanks to you two bastards
hey is that bastard thing there a microphone yeah it will get out of the baston way of that baston and I'll see you me soon!
What's it called?
Bastards!
Alright, take it away, Mick!
Bastards!
Bastards! Get out, piss off, I'm at McCarthy!
Fuck off, jog on, do what you told!
Get up, sit down, keep your mouth short!
You just turn another bastard!
Bastard!
Bastard!
Bastard!
Bastard!
Get off my fucking line! Get out, piss off, I'm Mick McCurdy.
Do one, do two. Get out of my sight. Back off, you're gone, don't speak to me. You're just...
Not a bastard! I meant you're not, have a look at yourself.
Listen, don't speak and do as you told.
I'm had your socks not shitting yourself.
And shut your fucking mouth!
Bastard!
Bastard!
Bastard! Sting your clinical opiƩrass! BUSTED! BUSTED!
Sting your Kevin car, Lord of your eyes!
Got that shit! That shit your busted!
Well, that thangs Mick.
That's it! I'm done!
Right, but what you got at the zoo for, Mick?
Call the Bears a pack of bastards see
you thanks Mick bye bye Mick is I didn't think I didn't know he could sing you
nice thing he's lovely isn't he a crooner I would say nice at the song that
was right I reckon that's it for us then see you all soon is my message
don't forget to watch charged and let's see how that bear damaged the man by bolting
him, boosting him, smacking him with 2,400 votes of electric.
And I'll decide whether Manchester By the Sea is any good or not.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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