Athletico Mince - Ep. 61 - No Jukebox!

Episode Date: June 1, 2018

Some insight into the pumice stone, an update from Peter Beardsley, a report from England's training camp, more Fake Or Legit, what happens when you touch an electric bear, and loads more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music There it is exerling in this hot, sweaty little room. Isn't it though? Isn't it humid? It's like a London oven, sal. Peter oven box. Type scenario. Have you ever worked in a Peter restaurant? No, I haven't read the restaurant. All right, that. So we continue for a brief bit. No, it's just I was thinking if, if, when I look at you, if I walked into a takeaway,

I'd be sat in the queue praying. I didn't get served by the sweaty, the little sweaty fella. Yeah, but would you say that I was sweating because I'd be right near the back, near the ovens? Well, I would probably be near the ovens. Probably with a cup of, well, I would have not been near the ovens. You'd be like, if the model finishes it, you know, like it just puts the chips. Oh, just cuts it up in a bit. I see, not you'd be in washing the cack-off plates at the back or something.

So you wouldn't be visible then? No, you wouldn't be visible. So there you go. So you are employable in the take of industry. In sympathy round the back, near the cack. Do you prefer generally Andrew talking to like fancy people? Or just like running the mill people? Hey you know what think about me is I'm not bothered. Absolutely not bothered. I'm alright with anybody about me is I'm not bothered Absolutely, I'm alright with anybody so like well, I'm not necessarily alright I've got like a mild dislike of most people. Yeah Suspicion and mistrust. I know what you do now You're setting people up because you're a decent block, right? I think so you give out this you do this thing

And then because you want people to go away saying Eyes are right. Mm-hmm. Nice. Fuller. In spite of what I've heard or what I thought it suspected thing and then because you want people to go away saying, oh he's all right, nice, follow him. In spite of what I've heard or what I thought, it's suspected. Yeah. He's all right, really. So, but fancy people, I don't know, like, Bob Dispore. No, I mean, like just it's well, a wedding planner, that's fancy, isn't it? If you want to care, see franchise, you've got to fancy pants, isn't it? Well, for me, it is, yeah. Um, Bob Dispore's all did the say, that's fancy. So I'm just saying like,

someone with a bit of a twist about the person. Just what a fancy, like someone, what a fancy job. Yeah, someone has got something you could really get to take in the conversation, Lee. So from the, I ask you again, would you prefer to pass half an hour with a fancy person, Bomb disposal, KFC franchise owner, or a run-of-the-mill person. Fancy person.

Exactly, you snob. What? You snob. What's all the run-of-the-mill people that run around after you? You know, you have a fuck about it. Like the people at the back of the pager shop. Yeah, fuck them. So, Andrew, are you interested in pumice storms? It's a long shop, fuck them. So Andrew, are you interested in pumice stones?

It's a long shop. Yes, I am yes Bob. So what's your understanding of a pumice stone? A pumice stone to me is a piece of stone that you can use on It's slightly rough. You can use it on the underside of your foot. Yeah to get the rough skin off. The ideal I don't know where you'd acquire a pumice stone, but it was a hippie shop. Yeah. Are there some hippie shops? You know that have bongs and pipes and badges and shit.

I don't know if there's shops, there's probably stalls in markets and that. Camden towns probably got loads of them. New castle might have won the Granger Market, maybe. There was always one when I was young. There might be like, the shop's, they took over from the hippie shops now, haven't they? Maybe a little bit, yeah.

You think? Yeah, you could probably buy a skull ring in a very shop somewhere, can't you? Can you get, maybe you get pumice stones in seaside resorts to, to risk shops? Yeah, and they've scribbled, they were tipped extra scribbled black pool on it. Yeah.

Oh, something cool for you. I'm brainstorm Storm, I'm trying to think of more stuff about pumice storm. Well, well, how about I've done enough? The most striking thing about a pumice storm, which I'm very surprised you didn't mention, is that they're incredibly light for a storm. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah. So anyway, I'm just casting my mind back, my grand used to have one. Yeah, and I used to go around the earth for a bath. I'm looking at the script, skin off your cheek. Yeah, try to get rid of your tattoos. Yeah, so it's volcanic rock, and rock. Is it?

Yeah, spews out of volcano when they erupt. This one was like kind of in the ship of a mouse, a little bit. That's how you usually get it, isn't it? How did they make it in the ship of the mouse then? Does it come out of the volcano? How did they decide that it should be a mouse shirt to cut it? It's one of the cubes to sell, isn't it? Well, why is a computer mouse mouse ship?

Because it's easy to haul in your hand. And what's the posh word for that? It's... Erg... That put me hand on that. Ergonomic. Erg, it's Ergonomic. I almost put me hand up there like we're in a club.

It's Yoses Andrew. Some of these might surprise and excite you. Are you up, sir? Breeze blocks. Pummersdorn. You jorkin. No, I'm not jorkin. Storn wash jeans.

What's the storn the oes? Bob, is it Pummersdorn? It's the Pummersdorn. Toothpaste. Pecky was, as you mentioned. Toothpaste. Yeah. It's the tiny little bit of grit in some of the toathpists

that helps shift the shit. Cat litter. Importantly across the globe. Water filtration. Yeah. But get this. How exciting is this? Right. Yeah. I'll give you the scenario. There's been a big chemical spill in the center of town. That's exciting in it. Which town Gisbrough? Say Gisbrough, yeah. So the coordinate of and everything, right? Quite right. What do they use to contain that spill? Sand ground pumice storm.

I don't think that's a show noise. All the chemical spill contentment companies are basically just pumice storming. How many? Hang on, hand up again. How many chemical spill containment companies are there in the country? There's three in the UK.

Is that? Yeah. That doesn't seem like many. Yeah, it's enough. It seems to have been enough, don't it? No, but I'm seeing if there's a chemical spill you want those guys on the scene. ESC, a pay, don't you?

Yeah, of course you do. Yeah. So if there's only three of them, what is one in Scotland, one in London, and maybe one in Wolverhampton? Sadly, they might all be very local to each other. There might be one middle of Renewka, Sassondland, bad planning, I know, but anyway,

all four in is this. I just wanted to quickly talk, and also as a soilless growing medium, you know, is it called hypotonics or something? Where they just basically grow stuff in water They use hydroponics? Hydroponics, but they use pumice stone to give the root summit to grip on right certain that fruit and veg Also, andry, it's for you. So this means you could use the folds under your tits to grow salad crop

Yeah, smear a bit of pumice pumice paste under the tits. How do crop. Yeah, smear a bit of pomeric, pomeric paste under the tits. How do you know I'm not already? You're not, are you? Remember the need light Andy remember you do need light for photosynthesis. I'm not saying I am and I'm not saying I'm not. Andra would you ever wear a light wear sweater or wear your shoulders and with the o'r llwy'r swera, and they've said if yes, laugh with this, if not ask, do you put your hands in your back pocket so any stance still with your jeans on? Never done that. Never done that either.

That I'm aware of. Right, that's fine. Okay, what do you want the next thing? What's your favorite form of horseplay? You know that when you're with the lads. Take a look. Pull with the lads. Push each other, slapping, kicking the balls,

grab the balls. A bit of a wrestle. Maybe wrestle the ground, pin them down, pin them down, cover their mouth with your hand, suffocate them a little bit. A little bit, isn't it fun? Yeah, we're doing the're not doing that shit. You never took all for that either, are you?

Can you count to eight without using your fingers? I have a question. Um, I'm going to say yes, but don't ask me to do it here. Okay. When your kids were nippers, did you use a dummy on them or an overcooked sausage? Tee-hee-hee-hee. Please tell me it was a Parker. It It was a dummy but there is the concept

about might be exclusive to the North East, might not be. There's the concept of the Greg's dummy. What is the Greg's dummy? It's a sausage roll. Sossied roll. You push your kid round a shop and center in a buggy and give it a sausage roll. The Greg's dummy. Anything else? I've got Andrew, I've got to get a good edge of the APL. I've got it. Yeah, from because and this is quite interesting right I have got a spy in the England camp right and over the next few weeks right so in when the World Cup is over I'm going to reveal who my spy is. But during the course of my EPL World Cup editions, there will be

clothes as to who my spy is. And do you want people to like tweet us in guess? Yeah, I'll get I'm even willing to give a prize at the end of the six weeks. Right. If I get it right, do I get a prize? No, you're you're why would I give you a prize? I'm a legitimate. All right. I'll give you a prize? I'm a legitimate... Alright, yeah, I'd give you a prize. What do you want some horseplay? Do you want a wrestle? Yeah, a little bit. Well, tell you what, if you're going to do gangs of the EPL,

we can do it properly with the introduction and everything. Yeah, why not? Gangs of the EPL. Or it could be World Cup Gangs of the EPL! I don't remember. So shall I carry on with it now? Well the England squad apart actually from a few Liverpool lads are all best at certain judges so there's a clue in it, and the...

So the England squad, apart from the Liverpool lads, are all best at St George's England training facility, right? So I'm... George Grim. Well anyway, that's the sort of clues you're gonna be given, right? They're at the England training facility near Burton. What's Burton famous for Andrew? Biscuits. Nothing. Anyway, after Gareth has done his tactic talk, the lads are allowed to go into, I suppose, a reception area. It's a bit like a airport lounge. Nice. You know, it was fucking nice. First class. Massive, table tennis, table football, big gaming area, big screens, no joke box. Destructing. Well, I don't know what I can't, Turbo football, big gaming area, big screens, no joke box.

Destructing. Well, I don't know what I can't, you know, the FA have decided, they've had a maintenance set, no, no joke. You thought I'd set against the air. No joke box. Big screen and all that. An official England chef there, right, to serve very strict diet, bone broth, herbal teas, electric water, which, chia floaters, is that what they called? there right to serve very strict diet bone broth herbal teas electric

water with chia floaters is that what they called and if you have anything from machine but machine bovral machine bovral machine got but but they got a bovral machine I doubt it go bovral machine no bovral machine no way so the the voice of the F here there, it's a little bit, it's an African. What you think of this idea of playoffs for the fourth player in the Premier League? Oh, I can't give a shit about the fourth player in the Premier League. The race for fourth player. I didn't ask you what you think about the fourth player. I'm asking, oh well, I'm thinking fourth place. But it's not going to think about the fourth place.

I must keep, oh well, I'll say that. Is that what they're going to do? I've heard it, the, the, the, the race for fourth place, which is basically the race to be in a qualifying round for the Champions League in early August. That's not a race. That's not a thing. Anyway, get on with it.

All right, so, so, there's like, there is a little, like, can team doesn't do it justice, but there's a, there is a little like, canteen doesn't do it justice, but there's like a F.A.S. chef there in the room, you know? And anything you have, if you have a some bone rather some of it's marked on your personal diet planner and a copy center of the player's individual dietitian. That was just a thought some nice insight. So that's how strict it is down at St. George's,

even if you're in the recreation room Having a snack that will be that will be sent to you to put their personal dietician for you. No spaghetti No Wi-Fi though because garrist doesn't want them going on social media, right? Why is trying to discourage Jordan Pickford and Harry Maguire from spending all the time looking at farm equipment You know on the net and like like pouring over it. So Well the room I've found out is basically split between two camps with a few undecided Right, you got Ari Kernes Gang called the white lions their role when this score is there motto and Jeremy Vardy's gang called the Vardy annuals, right, which is like a play on words. Hardy annuals, yeah, Vardy annuals, right.

Man-Man in Harry's gang, so this is a clue, maybe, a Phil Jones, Debbie Alley, Jordan Henderson and Eric Dyer. Right. Man-Man in Vardy's gang, a Rahim Sterling, Harry Maguire, Carl Walker. Okay. Vardy's gang are all gathered round a big screen watching Vardy play Splatoon 2. So shoot them up, Kevin. I know what Splatoon is. What's it? What is it? If you fire paint around. What, you know, on a video screen, though? Yeah, it's an Nintendo game.

Is it good? I've got Splatoon 1, yeah. Well, it's for these favourite games, so there you are, you'd probably be in the Vardy annuals. Good, Keirns gang are all sat in the reading section, yeah? And Harry's holding for. Well, I must say that the facilities here at the FA Headquarters are beyond reproach and Mr Sall's Gate, we have a dynamic, inspirational and sassy leader. His pep talks are really quite gripping.

Harry, he is some muffled laughter coming from Vardy's area, yeah? Just ignore those income pups. They are very disrespectful and mutt-flippened. We are preparing for the world's greatest sporting event here, not a silly band dance for the burgers and boobs brigade. a'r ffll i'r ffll i'r pfein, a'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffll i'r ffordd o'r pryd i'r sgodd i'r ffordd o'r pryd i'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o I fancy one of them and wouldn't mind that, like, are you so-so's, my so-so's party rings much thinner, like, well, I'd bright a colour, you know, Charles Stelzen? Yeah, I like Jordan, we're not here to discuss biscuits, we're here to discuss the bus's excellent decision to make me capture of the England team. Eric Diachips and the cold walkers, pure but short red fingers. Debbie. Oh for fuck's sake Eric stop being a bootmixler and let the boss speak.

Eric, sorry. Boss. Thank you Debbie. Now as you know I was the top non-Muslim scorer in the premium league this season. I give out a ferocious heat when I'm on the pitch and I'm very well thought up across the football world. Jordan. Right and also you get them sharp reds in a circle, big circle bricks in the triangles up the shops. Oh no, oh, it's all about effort in it really. Thank you, Jordan. Jesus, so I think I'm the perfect choice and I expect 100% just as he says that a large dick of celery it's him.

Right, come on let's snip this in the bud. That could have injured my scoring spot on my shoulder. Or worse still damaged my magic chin. So the lions march over to the PS4 area where the hardies of still up forming where I would describe as a defensive, crescent arrangement. a'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd Look not witches chins as Debbie you know very well who was asking it's how he can your captain is you hurting something oh you mean Southgirds captain not my captain sure that is very rude and disrespectful are you deliberately trying to get me in a fluffy buffly if Mr. Southgird hears about this young man you will be four times

two with a corn netto on top. Debbie, and that is scoop of custard on top of that cheeky fucker. Phil, yeah, it costed me a lovely wish, your friend. My mum used to eat grumble one up on custardy for her out of school, poorly like, you know. John, ah, custard, ah, you fat yo! Dip me in, ah, reckon that, ah, yes, you're just stuck in there. Ah, maybe I hear a board, yeah, you know.

Rahe's sterling, chips up. I've got two boards. One called Rahe's board. One called Rahe's sterling's board. I bought them to impress a losses board, mainly, so I get to wear a captain's board. I've ddim yn presolossus bort mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn mewn me Sneaks McDevius, open your hand and show me, oh I'm calling the boss on my special secret captains hotline Maguire What's wrong I don't miss to bad is if he's back to the boss I'm on shit street

If I get booked it out I'll have to go on work and my dad's been a basically I'll have to go on work and my dad's a bit of a bit of a chance that he's actually quite eye-pitched. He's a big one. What shall I do, Mr Vady? If he sprags to the bottom on Shet Street, if I get booted out of here I'll have to go to work on me dad's farm this summer and he's growing fucking tubers. Vady, look, Harry, mate. You know, we both got magic chins and I've got a bit of eye bogging to boot, you know.

We both know what it's like to be ridiculed. Now take a look at soft lad McGuirey, you know, all he knows is pies, drainage and crop spraying. Don't send him back to the farm. It will be like of mice and fucking spraying. Don't send him back to the farm, it will be like of mice and folk in men. He'll end up strangling his brother or a sit-in on the family cat. Alright, alright, I hear you. If he gives me what is in his hand, I will dispose of it sensibly and nothing else will be said, but no more muck chances after that.

So Maguire hands over at Harry what was in his hand, and it is, and it's a crushed little pet mouse that Maguire bought, aware of him to keep in company. What a sad sight that is, it's very upsetting. Now listen, is there any other contraband, because this amnesty ends the moment I return to the reading and reflection area. Rahead. Well, right then. I've got Packer Shortbread hidden on top of me last shelf. And Rahead hands it over.

Harry and the White Lions return to the reading area. Right. I hope you've all seen what a fair and compassionate skipper I am. Jordan. Ah, boss, like, ah, you know, the shortbreads come and Ah boss, like ah you know, the chug bread is coming made me think ah you know, what about it like, I mean, I'm west sensely you know, I'm renting don't there, any come on,

let's crunch up now. Oh, okay, you can each have one finger each. All of them, thanks boss. He ends out a little finger, each. All of them. Thanks boss. He ends out a little finger shortbread to each of them. And then Ari says, now say after me, Harry is king, we roar when he scores. And you're joining. Harry is king, we roar when he scores.

Harry, don't pasta Vadi. Don't pasta Vadi. There it is, that's what we first report from the training camp. Yeah, that doesn't board well I don't think for England in this world Oh, two went to can I just say it? Yeah, I think I might have what's what's described as a man crush on Jamie Vadi Really so cool Cool, but edgy as well like an outsider Hey Bob do you reckon Elvis Costello still can't stand up for falling down? God, I mean it was not in here he went to sang it and I don't know that much about the underlying circumstances.

Maybe he was drinking too much at the time, or maybe he had some kind of infection, because that can affect your balance, can't it? That might cause the falling down if it's not treated properly. I've got too more. Do you want us to do them now? Shall I drop them in later? Well, why don't you drop them in? I think he's overcome all his balance difficulties and I'm pleased about that. Is that something you've heard down at the show of the centre?

Yeah. I haven't been the show of the centre for a couple of weeks. I mean, not catch up on everything. I did go out last week with Risha Smith and Matt Berry for our, we have a gossip club. Oh, do you? Where we gossip, but what have you got? Oh, I can't say because it'll ruin gossip club if they know that I'm publicized.

And I think I'm fanfishing for gossip. So TV, interested in being watching any interesting TV? You've heard? I told you that I was going to watch Evil Genius on Netflix. Do you enjoy it? I'm only one episode in and I'm hooked. You would be hooked. I'm hooked. So I think all we can say about evil genius then is I don't want to be a spoiler type character. No, we don't give too much away. It says that people should give it a look, shouldn't I? Well, based on the one episode, I've seen definitely. Yeah. I'm going to see it. My nickname at school used to be the collarbone. Right. Because I'm so good. Don't you give any spoilers away? I look so good in shirts. Andrew. Well in my

column saying, I have let it come in summary of it with no spoilers. You know why I look for things which get better and better and better and better. Yes. What I would say about evil genius is it starts at a very respectable 8.5 and it maintains it solidly. Right. Right. No dip. No dip. Doesn't reach a 10.

Doesn't go to a 10. We're not asking for that. I would just, we just don't want the dip. Please no dips. Like, forgive us the dip. What do you think about charge which I am going to accept spoilers on that we warned people we were watching the electric bear. The man who touched the bear and got a 2400 volts of electricity. I was slightly irritated by it. Why is that?

Because I just kept asking myself why did you touch the fucking bear? Like you wouldn't have poked the bear. No! You come across a dead bear. Yeah? We're gonna poked her for what's to begin from poked a dead bear. Do you think like Muggets are gonna come out of it or something? Well I would... To get a thing.

What have you touched it to come back alive and kill you? It's way to go though, isn't it? That's my dream death I think. Savage bad. My aroused bear. They go bear, yeah. I'd love to have a bear in me out somewhere. We'll have a Russell sub.

So evil genius charged. It's a bit worthy. Yeah. It's a bit worthy. But it's probably worth watching the first 20 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. It's not terrible is it, aren't we?

Without spoilers, if you that way inclined, if you wanna say someone who's just been electrocuted massively by a fucking dead bear, I tell you what's interesting. And what are the physical effects of that art that it's worth saying that's interesting thing, listeners, because if you get 2,400 votes of electricity through it, you think so what does that do?

Well, you can see what it does. It can say very much. It blasts two massive holes in your head. Yes. It crushes a number of your ribs. Hand flies off. Your hand literally flies off and you're going to a great big fucking hole in your leg. Yeah. So I was also also very interested by the hook that he used in the kitchen with only utensils on. Yeah. I think there's a product idea there. Yeah. He needs to exploit.

I mean, I was very impressed when he was able to tie a fishing line with his robotic hand. Yeah, that was good. I'm just going to give a little recommendation out to Wasteron and Tully Andrew, which is for a series called Rotten. What's that? It's his bit specialist. You watch a lot, Tully.

Yeah. What, do you tell me someone better to do than watch Tully? Just's a bit specialist. You watch a lot, telly. Yeah. What, do you tell me someone better to do than watch Telly? Just give me one thing. Someone's who got work to do. You prefer working to watch Telly. Don't prefer it, but I have to do it. All right, now I asked for something that's better,

more enjoyable than watching Telly. No, there's nothing. So tell us more about Rotten. Rotten is about the food industry and I've flicked on I think now I don't want to see something about how bad it is and all the blah blah blah but you know I run a crime club and it's interesting because what it is it's like a food industry

stroke crime club right thing you know and I don't want to give any spoilers like for example the first one is about honey and a company like the baddie who's actually selling honey that isn't honey and the investigations that go into trying to stop this. Sell in rural Mon what was it like? Billion pound company selling, I think it's rice syrup or something. Is it like dodgy drugs when it's like, cut wood?

Exactly, that's the analogy that they use and... Something like that. Exactly like that. This time for an other episode of Frank Oligie with me, got with it in the ear wood. Marguestod for you in legit, is Boomer. I know, there.

Boomer, TV, how you doing, yeah, Boomer? All right, thank you, dump. Look in the my eyes, Boob. Oh, yeah. As that might you feel, Boob? Bit nervous. Yeah, you should be, Boob. Why?

Just because. Right, here we go. Now then, today, you're playing for a charity called handshakes for steaks I don't know what that means and I don't want you to explain it But that's it and that's there it is and that's what it is in all of that N shakes for snakes right the game sorry you've said steaks first No snakes are such snakes you play the tape back. I said snakes I will play the fucking thing back fucking better right Here we go. It's fake all the shit

I'm gonna give you three facts for boomer. Yeah, I want you to tell me if that fake Oh Here we go first fact Marlin Brando from the films was born with teeth That's unusual isn't it cause babies don't usually get born with teeth. Now that's unusual, isn't it? Cause babies don't usually get born with teeth. Fake. Fake, what do I say now?

Is that a fake, fake, originally, fake? You think that's fake? Yeah. You were right, Bob Maulma. It wasn't Marlin' brand out, it was Napoleon. He was born with teeth. It can happen.

That's a little tactic, what I like to call the dumb little wood switcher. Oh, switcher, rudy. You might see that again later on. Fact number two, Bob Walmart. Cully flowers. Oh, you're familiar with Cully flowers, Bob Walmart. Yeah. You're familiar with Cully flowers, so you've got a head start on this one then. Cully flowers grow so fast you can actually hear them going it.it, I know wow is it fake? It's legit dumb do you know that personally? No, I've got personal experience of listening to cauliflower Well, I imagine a floretta and I would associate it with the sound the low homer somewhere. Yeah, but he would yeah

It's legit get it I know it's your final one. I mean, you've already won. So I'm fucking pointless really, but here we go. Queen bees have all got individual footprints and their movements can be tracked by reading those footprints, probably with a magnifying glass or something like that. Is that fake really legit?

Lidget. Yeah, it's rock. Ah! You got that one wrong. It's quite... I was actually quite proud of that one. It is fake. I'm made it up with my brain. Well, you've won any Raybub,

and you've won 20 pounds for handshakes, for snakes, and if you want to come outside later on, we can have a wrestle. Thank you very much, Tom. Thank you, Bob. It's been a pleasure. All done a minute.

There's Mick McArthur. He's out there just a second. All right. Why are you doing your bastards? Oh, I'm not gonna let him in. He's just shouting bastards out. Look at the door. Yeah, I have done.

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waking me up with your flashing lights, and running at least crumbs on the floor, and you fucking dosy puffer! I'r 90'r ffad yn ddial, wyr i'r mywch, i'r fflas yn lyd, a'r rhani'r a'r a'r i'r crums yn y flar, a'r ffad yn ddoos i pffad! I'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch, a'r mywch.

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What about me, don't, I don't want to listen to you. You're drawing on like a stream of thick and piss. Mae'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n gwaithio'r yw'n g Why watch there? Just fucking do it! So I don't know if I'm doing it too early. She says, Yeah good luck pink. Have a look at this. And she takes a travel brochure out of a big envelope. It's called Stunshan Cruises. I thought you might like to go somewhere sunny this year. The doctor told me

me allergies have been kicked in a fucking torch. Also this cruise company only uses British products in clothing eggs. I fucking checked. So much So what's your name? Well, yes please, I would love that, you know, you really are very kind to me. There's about six minutes of music left. So that's something for me, so Voto and Nibbob, so the wife's wreck in summer 2020 will be best to her. And you are both sad enough now. I've gone to jokes from me to work fire. So I tried them out, now just to look me big. I went, the doctors, you're there and he said, you've got eight racons here. I said, oh God, not that as well. This bloke said he was going to attack me like you know, with his guitar.

I said, is that a sweat? It turns out you know that if you bang two halves of a horse together, it doesn't make the sound of a coconut. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime band from the local zoo. Six, six, eight, the neighbour of the beast. I got into the fight one time with a big bloke, and he said, I'm going to mut the floor with your feet. I said, you'll be sorry.

He said, oh yeah, why? I said, well you won't be able to get into the corners very One Be at Lee Don't you want to be at Lee? One piece of be See them Bob So

So he's got an all other day 20 20 yeah, that's a very specific day to do you think she's gonna be still with them then or she planned to go without a mo But when I first heard it I thought instead of thinking well, that's a long wait, but that's nice Mm-hmm. I thought is she planning to get rid of it in the summer? I hope she's searing up to make a holiday of a lifetime. I've just booked them something three weeks in advance. So let's be optimistic. What's all we can be?

Peter's going on holiday in sunshine cruise. In a couple of years. Nice for him. Hey Bob, you're in U2, find what they're looking for. Oh, fuck, that had to come, didn't it? I mean, it was 1987 when they said they still hadn't found it which to me suggested been looking for it for quite a while whatever it was. I mean I don't know what it was they lost might be in some invaluable like some jewels. I think it was probably something. It was more sentimental value. Can I just say no?

Scarf the dead relic there. If you ever had any whispers about it down at the shore, be a centre. No sorry. Is there a lost property desk there? No, there isn't. No, it's, it's, it's a port. I'm just trying to get some kind of insight from you because it's not, it's not an area that I'm trying to think of as anything from the, um, Migoson club. That's, that's because only last week that I could have hot, the broadcast. Well, it's reasonably hot. You got it on Simon Cowell. I'll have a think about it.

I'll have a think about whether I can reveal what happened at the gossip. Oh, you've seen him this week with his shirt off and don't you raise bellybutton. It's drawn, I don't know. What's that about? Well, he's had a facelift, and he's all pinned behind his ear.

I couldn't say the face. I was just, so I wondered if that's a little bit of the shirt. He's got that matter of lifted his tits as well. Do you think it's just a sprout of them? Distruction technique, you think, stop putting it in his face. He's got the tits, I said.

I said, he thinks he looks cool. He's not doing it because he thinks he looks a twat, is he? Do you think he's given off a secret message to some kind of organization out there somewhere? Well, underground, with a, who's thinking like a hairy V. Inveid now. Something like that.

Right, so now I'm going to have a bear of trouble doing that in the next couple of weeks because I'm recording comedy show. Right. But I'll try my best, and I'll keep in touch with my spy. Well, I'll tell you what, just tell all the people on Twitter that give me grief and think, I'm the reason why we don't do as many episodes. It's you. I've got nothing else in my little life, other than this podcast.

You do top flight time machine. Yeah, but that's just that's easy. Why is it easy? I don't make life difficult for you. I feel really hurt by that. Well, you only tell me you can do these things at like five hours notice. So I've got to just jump in the car and come down from something. Like you've got a car.

I have got a car. What is it? It's a green car. What is your green car? It's a Nissan. A Nissan... Spritzer. Nissan?

Nissan Spritzer. What is it? What's the good deal with you? Oh, you're so cagey. Well, I've done a giveaway personal information on this podcast To 10,000 people what you think How personal you've got that I've got an Audi. How do you want? I would I would I would I would do met I've got Audi a8 or color is it black? What red is it? Not telling you the red is the red split

I'm not telling you what you said that do you know? I've done a fishing program? Hey, that starts in June the 20th. Right. I've done this program of Paul Whitehouse and I use my own car and the registration is perfectly visible. If they're not, they're absolutely at it out. No, it is. And but, I, yeah, you know, good show Monday. Trid that in. Is it something you would watch? Oh, I definitely watch it. Yeah. I mean it's all asking about, it's a bit like, it's a bit like the trip or the detectives, it's that kind of thing. I'll watch it, I can't watch it in the scene

where I used to watch your stuff as a fan. No you know I'm an astronaut. Now that I've got an oyer, it's a different perspective but I will, I'll look at it, yeah. Probably give you some notes on how I could have been. It's quite sad actually yeah yeah quite sadly. So that's top flight time machine. Let's see the podcast that I do and it's about the Premier League history and we're gonna do some World Cup episode as well

coming up soon. Yeah and don't forget to follow the EPL story see if you can guess who is my insider. Is it George Gilby Bob? No it's one of the squad. That's another clue I didn't make it give out. See you and eat. Bye. you