Athletico Mince - Ep.8 - Mickey Drink Retrieves The Keys

Episode Date: April 26, 2016

Heart tips, drinking Dolmio in the cinema, Steve McClaren’s nasal hair, Andy’s fungalow, Bob’s millionaire lifestyle and a lovely song about a bird. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Okay. We're going from strengths to strengths, I think. All right. It's meaningless. It's, it's, there's not, don't read anything in the word. What does it call that tip, taphery? Yes. Proffery? Yes. Ruffery? Yes. Okay.

Thank you. Well, Tim Snippery. It's, it's the day, the night after Leicester probably won the premiership, uh, with the Draught Spurs. Are we going in hard with the football straightaway? Come on, how we, let's speed things up. Right. What do we think about that in a nutshell?

It's, it's something. Oh, come on, Andy. You're like, you should have a thought on that. Well, I kind of, I kind of of want to suppose to win it after the play so well at Stork last week. Yeah. And I thought that's the kind of performance I want to see from a league champion.

Yeah. But then Leicester 1-4 and he'll against the half dead Swansea on Sunday. So you know, they've done well. It's a bit conflicting in it and because Tottenham becoming a very nice team to watch. Yeah. Lester, are a good team to watch for a four or five minutes within each other of the 90 minutes? Yeah, they're effective.

They're effective. Yeah. We all want them to win, but we'd have liked it to have lasted a bit longer. We don't want to see Garolin, it could present much of the deer in his underpants either. Yeah, I don't know. You do. I do, yeah. I prefer to have that just in the imagination rather than the reality of it.

Yeah. Well, it can be the basis of a whole new dreamscape once you've seen it can't, Andy. As they say, that's football. That's what we should have called this, isn't it? Shall we be football? You know, we should have called it Athletical, personally. No, we shouldn't. So Andy, shall we say, well done Leicester, we're football, podcastive football podcastive. We're calling it, we're calling it as Lester as the Premier League

Champions. Lester Premier League Chat well done. Congratulations Lester, Houth Morgan, Mets Air, Cantor, Sush, all that lot they've done very well. And it's been a great season for Error. It's been a great season for Tottenham with the Youngins, Deve Alley. Yeah, it lashed out last night against West Brom, did you see that? A bit petulant. A bit petulant. I thought that perhaps... Oh, should have been said to get a cow walk, should have been sent off last night, maybe.

Anyway, whatever. Well done, Alesta. Great season Tottenham. You've made real progress. Fantastic. Well done football. Well done, everyone. Okay, so...

Even the teams that were shit. Mad Magic Miles Beard. Two bushy. Yes. Four two bushy. Two bushy to be bread. Unsettling. Unsettling. And I think it was because it was framed between goalposts. Because you know there's a lot of those Beards not going about in there. So do you do a king and a portrait? Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah, there's no room for that footballers there. No, footballs entertainment, not politics, family stuff in it. But a good performance by my own. I know a lot of Spurs fans fear my hell, beardless even. Right. Apparently he performs, he always performs very well against them. So you're the man with the plan, Andy. Can I just before we start? Can I just announce that I've given up

the boost? Have you? I have. Why are you drinking it now then? Well I'm only able to cut all right and that's giving up in sunlight. Well it's not wrong we're a couple is that? Yeah a couple of stellers I suppose when you're in polite company that's very disrespectful to me though, isn't it? If you think about it. Well, I'm trying to think about the health, so that's why I've packed in. It's good for your bladder, be it? Is it? Hmm. Oh, I might start again then. Do you want any advice about health heart or health? Half rugs. Would you want any advice about... Steve McClaren's your mum?

For advice about heart throes, isn't he? Surely. Can't put salesman. Can't put salesman. Can't put salesman Steve McClarley, but where is he? Have you got some advice? You'd like to offer up? Well, you've made me think of Steve McClarley and is at this moment now, and I've got it.

Where is he? He's on his way to the ballplex in the minibus. He's driving. Yeah, short sleeve shirt, tie. Yeah. About eight fat glasses in the back. Oh, I. He's taking them to ballplex, then they're going to Frankie and Benny's. He won't go in with them, he'll read the mirror in the...

What's your reckon, it is, is it a birth deer, off a birth deer, or is it a hen-night gone wrong? I think it's just like the fatties from quite a large company. Do you know what I mean? Right. They don't say it's fatties from quite a large company. Do you know what I mean? Right. And it's like they don't say it's fatties night out. No. But it's implied. Well, they all know they just don't say it. They say that with good friends, we seem to have a lot in common.

Yeah, they do though, fat. But they don't say that's what they say. That's quite fat man, myself. Yeah. I find that a little bit offensive. I've never noticed you were for fat. Bloody hell though, you are, aren't you? Someone on Twitter the other way

so that I've got a fat voice. Yeah. You were you. I think you've got a common voice. It's like, it's not your accent, Andy. It's the sort of, say that you, since you were a small child, we've probably did up to you. Since you're a small child,

you've probably brought up on crisps, yeah. Crips and bread without butter. Ambrosia rice, all those things. They do actually give a, is it hue to your voice? Right. That reveals that you're diet. You can hear tin custard in my voice, can you? Yeah, I don't think you, tin custard ain't shape. I don't even have had that. To be honest with you, I've have operated milk on your pork pie,

I know you have apple pie. We tend fruit. Jelly and jelly and carnation. You couldn't be more right. Heart health, did you want to know about it or not? I absolutely don't mind. Give it a little bit, go on then. All right, you don't have to change your diet.

At all, whatsoever, just please everyone out there who's 40 plus or has got a family history of heart disease. Just try and have a handful of prunes, right? Yeah. Every single day. Right. From the hand. Do you eat them at your hand? You can eat them at your hand, you can eat them at your hand, you can suck them out of a bag. Well, I don't know what the procedure is. I'm trying to come off the booze here. I'm a mess. I'm date, toxin, Bob. Yeah, hair's longer than I've, then I've noticed it for a while. Do you, am I right? Do you wash your hair? Well, washing up liquid. Well, yeah. Okay.

Have you tried that new coconut shampoo? No, no. That's great. You're cool, and that's come up really nice. Yeah, really soft, husk on it. That's just that you joke. Yeah, where's it done? Glad that's out the way. Over to you Andy, anywhere. Can I just return to our theme music? Yeah. A lovely, lovely far east and lilt. Yeah. We've got at the beginning of the show. As you know, we're looking at a forged strong bonds with the far east.

Yes please. You know, in the realms of trade, culture, some of their lovely food. A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned that the panda oriental olicanate buffet fiasco in Sunderland, had a sign in the window and it said ring found, ask inside. I went past this morning and the sign is still in the window so no one has cleaned that ring yet So if you've lost a ring in the panda buffet, it's still there. Okay If you haven't lost a ring and you fancy going in and having a cracker describing it You know you might get lucky. Do you know the ring but you're not?

I don't know what I don't know anything about the ring I guess the idea is whoever belongs to will go in and they'll say about the ring. I guess the idea is whoever belongs to will go in and they'll say, can you describe the ring? Could you, could you, for me, be the person working at this place? I'm not doing the voice. Why won't you do it? Because I'm not doing it. Because it's rest. Yeah. Okay, final. I'm not Jimmy Vardy. I know. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to, that's my highlight of the season when Vardy got into Costa's face. Right. Just saying. Right. That won't be beaten. So that's a nice announcement. You're trying to help the community up and there.

And if you can get in there and plug yourself, the ring, there's a cash convertor, it's just straight as well. So you can make yourself your Bob. Nice. Nicely. Nice. How many people would have a ring in Sunderland, about one in a hundred? Man, I'm not going to respond to that. People have Sunderland. He's real Bob Mortimer on Twitter, if you'd like to take issue with him on that.

As for Steve McLaren, yeah, would you let him know where I think he's doing right now? I would love to know what you think. I reckon Steve McLaren is currently cultivating a nasal hair that he's been growing. All right. Since he lost the England job, and he keeps his stuff right up his nose. Right.

But when he's on his own, he gets it out, pulls it out, maybe he's with a hook, cultivated, straightens, and combs it. What does he do? Rubber to butter into? Might do. Yeah, but I'll go all the way down to his knee. That's how long it is. And then shoves it back up there again. Well, when the four on rings are on on the... When someone knocks at the door,

or he's Mrs. Comes on. Oh, that fat last comes round. That fat last? Yeah. That's what I think. Oh, well, that's fair enough. I think he's on a, you know, for a transit with the ballplex. We're gonna have to agree, aren't we?

Actually, thinking of the ballplex. I don't know if it's the same where you are, Andy, but the ballplex is always this ballplex and then there's Frankie and Bannies and there's the cinema. Yeah, we've got that. And you were the Paulie Triumvirator. Yeah, and it's a good, it's everything's catered for that and probably a gem as well. Would you accept that? There isn't one near us. Yeah, well, it wouldn't get much to take us. Would it? Once again, people of Sunderland. with it. On there.

Once again, people of Sunderland. You know, candy, I implode Middlesbrough with Sunder. What is the dip? What is? Don't, why wouldn't you want to be a social share with Middlesbrough? I've never been a Middlesbrough. It's a Norfolk feast, isn't it?

It kind of is. It's got a similar history. You've been shot on it. You've all been shot on, but by various governments, by historically. All right. What's the difference? What's the difference? What's the difference? chat on by various governments, by historically. All right. What's the difference?

What's the difference? What's the difference? What's the big difference, you see? Those fucking taste-iders, I hate the guts, because... Because they haven't got a beach. And we have. We've got a beautiful beach. We've got sail sands.

It's a national, international heritage centre. Never out of it. Of beauty. Never out of it, mate. I'll take your your word for it though. Do you know the glamorous model Nevada Sunset? Nevada Sunset, she comes over every year to get the particular tan you can get on sea on the sand beach because of the reflection of the UV light from the sand. Right. So I'm just saying if it's good enough for Nevada sunset. And is that something you do with what I was based? No, it's not something to do without a spurs. He's a very beautiful Italian model whose favourite beach in the world is

sail sand at Middlesburg. Oh, good for her. Anyway, I was just going to say you've got the triumphant Frankie Beniz, cinema and the ballplex. Right. You were telling me, oh, you don't mind me saying, you were telling me that when you go at the cinema, you don't buy any popcorn or whatever and that. You take in a jar of dolmyo sauce. Yeah. Then drink it. Yeah.

Well, yeah. If it's the winter, I'll drink it. I hate it up before I go in. Right. And I'll take it in a thermos. Oh, and it's the winter, I'll drink it, I hate it before I go in. Right. And I'll take it in a thermos. Oh, and drink it out of a thermos. Right. I don't pour it into the little plastic cup

that goes on the top. I just go a little straight from the thermos flask. If it's the summer, I'll just have a call out the jar. Right, you promise me? Yeah. Why don't you drink it down? It's like a soup. It's a bit like a

scratcher from the jar. Yeah. Bloody hell sorry. I'm like, what do you get you dip? You dip nachos in it or something like this? Nah, just go down it at the jaw. Well, that is good. Have you tried it? Don't knock it till you've tried it. Well, I don't know that I've even tried it. Do you, is there a particular one you get? Like from our school? No, I like the one that's got extra vegetable lumps in. What's that called? What's that called?

Extra vegetable lumps? Dalmiya lumpo. Yeah. And you get added vitamins, obviously, from the fresh vegetables put in it. Yeah, I know that's a great part. It's a green pepper. And some onion.

And, well, that's quite extraordinary. It keeps me trimmy. I don't know if I believe you, Andy, but that is quite extraordinary. I'm telling you. Doldmy, you're, has been talked about. Right? And for some reason, that's reminded me

that we were hoping to get funding for the world's biggest pop-a-dom. No take, that's whatever. That hasn't gone as well as we all do. Do you think that they weren't taking us seriously other it was about our idea? I think to be honest, a bit of both. A bit of both.

On the face of it, it's a ridiculous idea. Because a pop-a-dum saw, you know, it's so crisp and easily breakable. Actually, how many you think about it, isn't it? It goes really soft, isn't it? If you leave it overnight, doesn't it? Doesn't it go soggy? Yeah.

So I suppose it's not gonna be crisp and fresh, is it? Cause it's gonna be on display all the time. It'll be quite robust after a while, wouldn't it? And that out, shit man. So you're gonna walk, perky car, walk, I'll pay your money, go in to see the popper, wouldn't it? And that's shit, man. So you're gonna walk, park your car, walk, I'll pay your money, go in to see the popper, Dom.

Are we gonna have an aircraft hangar or something? I think we're gonna have to get to just some sort of temporary, ornally covered. It's true, you need to. Could do that. You can't have an outdoors, you can't have an expo to the elements.

If it's soft though, you know, if it's soft, what you wanna be is near such a huge area of crispiness. Yeah. Is there going to be any way to keep it crisp though? No, I don't think there is. There is no up-getting humidifiers in the room. Some hangar, some. Well, if that's a no-no, Andy, I'm really quickly running around. How much did we get? How much did we risk? Nothing, no, what you're not. But we, what about the world's biggest saxophone? Ooh, you've been interested, aren't you?

That sounds good. And you get the climb up a ladder and have a blast on it. Whoa. Oh! I ain't thought of that. Your charge extra for that though, surely, wouldn't you? If you want a pop. You want a pop on it.

I think that would be good. Look at a pop. You know, you're a park and ride. Look at a pop. You know, you park and ride. Look at the park. Park and park. Well, if we got enough interest in that, I'm willing to go down to a foundry and give them some initial drawings of a saxophone. We could revitalise the UK steel industry overnight with this.

Yeah. Is a saxophone made of steel? It could be. This one doesn't have to be. It's got to be, hasn't it? It's going to be a big one. But within the holiday season, they're probably made a brass. It's a brass instrument, so I'll probably say brass, yeah. I can't afford that much brass, Andy, can you? We do it with steel. We do it with steel. It's pinnacle. Well, there's enough interest,

we might pursue that one. And he can do me wife's questions. You've got some more questions. She's very interested in me, isn't she? Yeah. Does she talk about me a lot? No, look, she just wants to know what sort of person I'm spending this time with. All right, okay. I mean, she's heard your voice, it's enough to raise her suspicions in anyone, isn't it?

So, Andy, the old bungalow. This one's called the bungalow that you live in. Has it got any old? Yeah, can I just stop you there? You keep referring to me bungalow? Yes, I do. Well, me and my kids actually refer to it as the fungal law Okay, because we have a lot of fun there. Yeah, but myself my wife and the listeners refer to it as Andy's bungalow

So officially, I'd like it now to be called the fungal. Okay, and I'm not gonna entertain any questions You always get what you want do you? I'm not gonna see I don't all right. I'll say it. There's a... In your... has your fungalo got any outbuilding such as conserved tea, shed, lean to, stables, maybe a folly or a boat house? That's a question. But... I've got a garage, but it's only got half a roof on it because the wind blew half the roof off. You're particularly gruel and winter.

Well, it's not a garage, then. It's's just like a trough like a urinal summit. It's a garage, it's the garage height. It just had a corrugated roof on it and it, it come off. Things that... I'm thinking of getting it replaced. Things that are a certain height aren't necessarily garages you know, Andy. If you see someone walking towards you, there's a sudden foot. He's not necessarily a garage.

Human garage. I've never seen anyone seven foot before in real life, Richard Osmond seven foot is he? Yeah, six foot seven, but he wears big platforms right so that he can be the magic seven. And could you mistake Richard Osmond for a garage in the right way? Well, it sounds like you could. I wonder what the standard height of her indoor room is now on building, right? Do you know if it's wimpy, being really tight. Yeah. Make it.

And we know what a ceiling height is. It's like the legal six to our reckon. Nah. Yeah. Now we're done on National Hobbit so I'm thinking, I have to be in 162. No, that's what our reckon it is. I say 7 foot six.

I bet 7 foot six. That's too high. Oh, Andy, if you've got a ceiling height of, what are you saying it is. I say 7 foot 6, I bet 7 foot 6. That's too high. Oh Andy, if you've got a sailing night of what are you saying it is? 6-2. Tell me about the door. So the doorways going to be 5-10. 5-10? Yeah.

So at least 30% of the population will be, I'll have to dip to get in it. Yeah, fuck them. Second question from the wife. When you were at tech college, did you study tourism, beauty or childcare, which one did you do? Or just sit on light, man, you didn't say you did plastering or whatever, but they were the three she thought you might do. I did beauty. You did beauty. Did you get equal for Gershine? I got a D. That's how it's marked as a D. D. D. D. grid. Well, I'd go us down

on F but I got a D and it doesn't really help. So what did it involve nails? Hair. Meals, hair, and wax and tools. All right. A tour work. What do you do to a tour? I excel in tours. Yeah. Just give them a good scrub. A good scrubbing tour. Put some paint on. A lot of footballers waxed their legs now, don't they?

And there are tools. Are they? It's a weird one, isn't it? I mean, it's the tours. I assume the dough. I assume that hair starts to, if you're not constantly putting its presence, what's the word? Exposed to it.

It probably does look unsightly when a bit sprouts in the toe. Is it because they want people to see the tattoos? I think they probably do it for, to make them faster. Oh, you're probably run faster if you haven't got hair on your toes. I tell you what, do you remember A in heart? You split up a lead. He used to play in boots that were two sizes too small.

Right, so they could fit, he's fit right in there. Right, and so there was no room for any manoeuvre. Yeah. And it probably felt like he was just running around on a couple of hoofs. Yeah. And horses are fast, aren't they? But horses are fast, that's probably what he was thinking. It's fall.

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Product availability may vary by region. See you at for details. Another thing about A&HART. Bringing back to the thing about have you ever met a footballer yeah I once saw Ian Hart emerging triumphantly from the disabled toilets at Disneyland Paris. You said triumphantly you mean like yeah the smile on his face. You think that's good job done you know what I mean. Well referring more to what had happened to the other guy. What he just achieved in there, yeah.

Not referring to how naughty he'd been. No, it wasn't kind of sticking it to the disabled. Have you ever used a disabled pilot? Yes. Have did you pull the string when you were in there? No. Are we or not on? Excuse me. Life's third question.

Hang on, is wearing shoes that are too small, is that class as a disability? Well, do you know what? I'm sure it may have made them disabled. It may have resulted in a disability. It was probably a legitimate use then. Do you, in your fungalore, have a formal dining room, a separate room for dining? I'm not prepared to answer that because depending on what answer I give, that would give an indication as to whether it's a dorm or not.

Why would it? I don't understand the logic. If it's a dorm, chances are I've got a separate dining room. If it's not, it's not going to have a separate dining room because that room we're taking up was a bedroom. I see what you've tried to do. No, I wasn't. You're trying to get back to this question, is it a dorm or not?

Honestly, I wasn't. I'm not prepared to engage with you on that. That's not my wife's question. That's my fascination, not wasn't. I'm not prepared to engage with you on that. That's not my wife's fuss, and that's my fascination, not the wives. So that's your question? No, wife's question. Whether your bungalow is a dorm or bungalow. Fungalow?

Whether your bungalow is a dorm or a bungalow, yeah, it's not my wife's. And you'll never know. Okay, there was one question that was, I just noticed the other day. Is it four questions now? No, I'd just come, I'm moving on to another thing, but just via this, I saw an Iceland shop advert,

an Iceland now do home deliveries in a van, you know? Yeah. Would you be seen to have an Iceland van delivering your food? Yes. A oneombovia or... Or people across the road from me get their food delivered from Iceland. Really? Yeah. Billy and his wife who's near my cannot remember.

He was quite regularly. I wouldn't... I just don't know. No, I wouldn't. Why? Because from Iceland? Because you're a massive snob millionaire. I'm not a millionaire, I just wouldn't have an Iceland van.

Deliver food. Is it worth the carbon footprint to be delivering? I don't know, sticky chase care. They do it free, you know. You buy the stuff in the shop and then they deliver it free for you later on if you can't carry it. Well, so you don't pour an up and say, can I have this, this, this, this. No, you can buy it in the shop and then the deliver it free if you later on if you can't carry it. So you don't pour an up and say can I have buy all sorts from Iceland. They had a really good day on um...

Karlsburg export last year. Right. It can for it, quid. Very good. What I'm worried about though, I mean. It's... But I'm given the booze now, so that's not a... That's the one issue. If it's a phrase of anno, what about your non-fros and goods

separate compartment, I suppose you're going to say, don't know, last. What about your non-fros and good separate compartment? If you, if you were pasta really posh your tail, right? It's in London. You know London. I know London, I'm in London now, yeah. Right.

Really posh your tail, it was on fire, right? Like the Cavendish, or the Rouge. Are there posh ones? I've never heard of them. Let's call one that the night-spritz grand. Yeah. Some of my brood posh people. Some of my nail Chelsea.

Yeah, right. There's a fire there, a new rush in to help you. Would you, would you save A, Chris Evans? Yeah. Or B, the receptionist's hat. Which one would you, you know, you've got seconds this small because they're, I'll go for the receptionist's hat, yeah, because obviously it's easy at the curry. Yeah, let's trouble someone. Let's go it out. Yeah, it's not going to get on your tits like a couple minutes later, is it? That's me, Dunn.

What do you want to know, Andy? I've got questions for you as well from blood relators of mine. Oh, okay. So it's not just like someone who's probably going to be doing anything about dog dirt. Ah, I'm not talking about dog dirt. All right, okay, here we go. Bob, as a millionaire with a big mansion in the country, a private orchard and a double garage,

do you let your staff join a union? I do not have any staff. Do you let your staff join a union? Once again, Andy, I do not have any staff. I don't want to turn it like Jeremy Paxman, but do you let your staff join a union, Bob? Andy, I don't have any staff. Right. Okay. Fair enough. Bob, as a millionaire was the big mansion in the country, a private orchard, double garage,

probably a joke box. Do you allow your staff, any perks, such as a free go on the jukebox after 7pm? I don't have any stuff, Andy. Do you allow them, any perks? I don't want to say to you, I don't have any stuff. Right? Okay. Bob, as a millionaire, with a big mansion in the country, private orchards, double garage,

jukebox, and nice little pile of money in the corner, just for special times. Do you insist on your stuff signing a gagging order so that they can't speak about your regular 3am sacrificial ceremonies in your summer house? Is that all this was leading to? Yeah or near? No. You don't insist on them signing a gagging order. No, because I don't have any staff. Right. So you've just confessed to the ceremonies. No. And you've also said that your stuff, a free, a free to speak about it to the press. Yeah. Or to let's say a rival podcast. Yeah. If one would be set up. see a rival podcast. Yeah, I've won, but there'd be set up.

Okay. Good. I tell you what, can I do me football again? Oh, Jesus. You've got a guess, all right, I'll just start now. Who is the premieres footballer, premierish? The premierish footballer I'm thinking of. It's premierish.

Premiership footballer. Premiership, right. I'll answer yes or no. Right. Can he jump really high? Yes. Is he faster than a gazelle? No, that's proper he an international footballer? Oh yeah there is he on the cusp. Yes. I'm not the wiser. Is he... Is he... Is he a Caucasian? No. Do I get that for guests now?

If you want to, I guess, yeah. I... Oh, come on Andy, people are listening to this congessor. I... There's a Maras. It's not Maras, so I'll maybe... We can come back to the Bet. There's a Mara's. It's not Mara's. So I'll maybe, maybe we can come back to the better later if I get a chance.

Right, that'll be really good, yeah. Yeah, are you? Oh, I've got anything there. Memory man, do you want to do your memory man thing? Because that's why you're here, basically. I'm here for the football stats, yeah. You football stats, Andy. I remember them all, throw any at me.

I'll throw the past for the future. Yeah, no, no Not for the future a memory man. Oh, I got a lot of predictor I'm like a pretty good doing next week, but he doesn't do sacrifice and ceremonies in his summer house Mr memory man. Hello Do you remember Mickey Thomas who played for Manchester United and wheels? Mickey Thomas, who played for Manchester United and Wales? Mickey Thomas.

Yes. Number. Man. Yes, you do. Thank you. Two partner. Do you remember the time when Mickey Thomas got stabbed in the arse with a screwdriver? Yes. Brilliant. So there we are. There we are. The memory man there in full effect. Thank you very much indeed.

Good stuff. Come up next week. There were tough. I'll call the predictor later on and tell him the slingy's up. Hey, I tell you what like, um, did I ever tell you about when I went to the world cop? Do you want to talk about? Which one? This was the one I'm specifically wanting to talk about is the World Cup in Spain in 1982. Oh, yeah. Did you ever tell him you story about shit? Do you know the name of the mascot of the World Cup in 1982?

The official mascot Spanish one. Er, L-tubs. Nope. Not what was it, Andy, I can see. Oh, right, so you just won, guess, is that what's going to be? With me, it's like endless questions near the footballer. Oh, I imagine that. Have another guess.

L. No. L'Hsoul. No. L'Hsoul de Ban, I don't know. Narengi Tour. Narengi Tour. Little orange, he was.

Oh, right, I was just going to show it. It sounds like a really sweet little orange, yeah. Little orange, he was. Oh, right, I was just going to say. I was just going to say, it sounds like a really sweet little orange. That's what he was. Sweet boy. Anyway, it's up. So, I did have, I told you about this. You told us some stuff about that time, yeah? About all we're losing the case and the ship pit.

No. Well, I've given it away, now. Was that it? No, it was just, you know, some, I've never forgotten because it was really visceral thing because we're at the England, England supporters camped, just camping, yeah. And all they had was like a pit, about four foot deep. God, about five foot by five foot. This is why I've been caught first of all. Covered in planks with a hole in the middle, yeah.

You just bent, took your pants down, bent over, dropped your tods into the pit, yeah. Well, as you probably... And deep was it? Is my four foot deep? Was there a noticeable sort of pause between it, leaving your body and hitting the, hitting the heap? I don't remember that, I don't remember that. It probably must be like 20 feet for there being noticed.

I know it was about four foot deep. Yeah. And any three deep was it? Well, would you like to be like 20 feet for there being not was about four foot deep yeah and uh any very deep is it well would you like to be a blow I mean this is four five foot by five foot by four foot so I don't know how many cubic feats of Todd that is but that's quite enough for for them to have to share that I just look quite quick though wouldn't it really was it was clear every day all right that. No, that was nice of him. I Spanish infrastructure there. So anywhere we met, Mickey Drink, yeah? He did what it happens to, you know, if you think it through, it's obviously going to

happen. He bent down with his pants round his ankles and the car keys, the van keys that had brought us all the way through France to spend felling to the top toad pit. Yeah, clink right in. Can you imagine? I can imagine. We took the planks off couldn't see it. We got a tent pole. It submerged. We got a tent pole stirred it about a bit. Couldn't find it. But this hour anyway, oh that was the way we were getting home. But this all were only way home. That was the way we were getting home. So this reminds me of, do you remember Cracker Jack

with Stu Francis? Yeah. When they used to have the triiffle of blamons and yet they get an apple over it with your mouth. Yeah. It reminds me a bit of that. Yeah, well I wouldn't have instantly tried with your mouth, Andy.

That's not straight away, would you? You'd try the poor first. So anyway, Mickey drink, I get in. I promised you, he went, went Dan was underpants, got in there, and he found him. Did he? I promised you found him. And he's not found anything else in that fuck.

And his only saving grace was on the wall nearby. They had for the campsite, they had about five of those. Like, you know, like you get near continent swimming pools, showers, just outdoor cold showers. They had about five of them. I'll never forget when he had all these things wrapped on his nose for the smell and that. When he ran out through the keys onto the grass

and ran into one of these showers, why hero he wasn't? How many hours did he spend in the showers afterwards? I can still know. Oh man. Because I'd been in there for like 12 hours until I was absolutely certain. And the call show was right. It was just cold. That's almost not worth bothering. He's a brave man. Make you drink. Is he still around? Yes, still around. Yeah. It's fun enough.

The bottom half of his body. Beautiful skin. Yeah. Well, well, really cool skin. That's how the discoveries are made, isn't it? Yeah, through accidents. That's science for you. Anything, I haven't have another quick guess because some people might be able to ask. Can I ask some more questions? Yeah, so we've got a couple. Non-core occasion. Yeah. It doesn't wear red, he's a good jumper. Yeah. And he's on the cusp of the international scene. Correct. He's a good jumper and he's on the cusp of the international scene correct Would you like to be trapped in the lift with him?

No, I wouldn't sure he'd be in the bottom 50% of Premiership for footballers I'd want to be trapped in the lift with some about his face not sir. I'm not sure slightly sulky face slightly sulky face. All right. Do you reckon he'd be a bit useful to do it yourself? I don't know Andy, wouldn't you be better of asking the color of his kit? I'll tell you me, please. Well, I've asked he's not red, so that narrows a down.

Well, man, I tell you what, I'll give you one clue and I want to guess, his kit is yellow. Oh, and his's premiership. Yes. Right. On the cusp of the international scene, I'm thinking, knowledge.

Am I right? Is he a knowledge footballer? No, he's not. Christ. Well, he's a, is he a whatford footballer? Yes. You have one guess. Troy Dene. Troy Dini Troy Dini yes Finally

Well don't Andy say get a prize. No, you don't but you get some pleasure over that Very fleeting but it's nice, isn't it? Yeah, it's nice to have some kind of small victory Have you got your Penaini sticker book by the way? I have yep. Oh, you're doing on it The shops are all out of stock. The stickers. Oh, it's been a big week for the money. Yeah, but got the book made me boy. And we, we got about 10 packets. Yeah.

Um, but after that, it's gone a bit dry. Yeah, I've got, so we all in a packet. I've got a packet. I've got it. I didn't plan to do this, Andy, but this is, you know, as a thousand parents are up and down the country, bribing their children to good behaviour with Panini stickers. A couple of years ago, I was invited to a thing, an advertising agency in London, a friend of a friend or something like that.

And it was a stick-a-night that's walked in off the street. And it was a stick-a-night, and there there was two teams and they had a massive box of stickers each with packets and the game was to fill the album as quickly as possible while drinking complimentary alcohol. And did you fill one? We lost. But did somebody fill a book? All the team filled a book, yeah. My team lost but it was one of the most deeply satisfying evenings I've ever enjoyed. Can I imagine? Do you remember, I it was one of the most deeply satisfying evenings I've ever enjoyed. Can I imagine? Do you remember, I remember last year for the World Cup, there was a lot of information not going about on how much it actually costs you

to fill up a sticker book? How much is it? There was something like 354,000 quid. Oh, what's race and a book? Jesus, it's amazing the thing, though, isn't it? What you're taking on? How much, you know, that's life these days. You can't go into things off-assed. The last pack me son on, I give him three packs because he beat me at Dads

and he got eight, eight repeats in three packs. And how long have you been collecting them for? and you got eight, eight repeats in three packs. And how long have you been collecting them for? We started the day they came out, you can only get my game, whether play a computer gamesblers, another dubbler and Cornel Salata. Good, a good haul, a tidy haul. Well I've heard rumors that the premium, the ones with the premium on them are Albania. Right, very difficult. Are they hard to get? Yeah that's what I'm hearing. Albania's in it. Yeah, seriously. If it's not Albania it doesn't have sound that I'll do Austria no Austria. Hey the Austrians are quite recently aren't there just as a nation.

That's a nation. I wouldn't know what they're up to. I know what you may not. Yeah. What are they building in there? Yeah. Can I ask you some yes and no's? But I'll be quick because I'd like to stop this now we're at 37 minutes. I know we are but you know I just calm down. Yes or no Bob. All right Simon Minulier. Simon Minulier. Yes or no. No. Right. Paul Simon. Yes or no. Yes. Simon Beats. Yes or no. No. Right you've got one out of three this time. Two out of three last week. One out of three this week. Are you going to tell me which one? Nope. Okay. Well I'm going to go now Andy But I'm going to sign off with me a little song, if I might. Before you do that, can we just mention that we're on Twitter,

athletic or mince? Yeah. If you want to suggest songs that you can sing next week. Okay, well, I'm going to sing a self-pen song this week. Oh, all right. Okay. Here we go. It's called Little Bird. All right. I'm just a little bird whose leg got bust by a bottle that was thrown into my favourite bush. I've got a lovely smile and a winning face. All the other birds think I'm a fucking disgrace. Oh, just laugh at it. Right, when I'm off on date, turp Terp with stickers. Thank you for having us. Well done on Troy Dene as well. I had a song as well. You're bastard bros. Who goes that one? See Andy, thank you. Say Bob. Tell that.

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