Athletico Mince - The Beardsley Collection Vol. 2

Episode Date: October 29, 2020

A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 64 to 73. Including guest appearances from the Alderman and Nick Knowles. Dog dirt. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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knot, a couple of fleets of places, purple as I remember, and the ski trousers she bought in little. I had not at this point purchased my puffer jacket. Dog did it. It would have come in very handy. So the wife set up in not an river bank like Inruh and there was a nice snorke with a dip in it. Aligned it with a couple of picnic blankets in her and put me caught over her and she was so loved to sleep. So an hour I saw I had a nice fish and I got lost in me surroundings. I stared at me float, then I had a good old stare at the piece of blue plastic trapped on a branch of a not-the-sick tree.

It had some lightning on it and I know I can't be sure. I think it knew well of being from a bag of chlorine pellets. Suddenly the wife woke up with a jolt. Where the fuck am I? Arch the fuck and river. Jesus of Crick Crick me fucking neck! Why didn't you start me out of pillar? You fucking useless dial! I'm sorry that you've quick-connected me, Rose

and I'm sorry that I didn't provide a pillar of and where aware that the two things are intimately connected and all that let me help you up love. Check your fuck and slippery little figures off me, fuck and slack bastard. And fetch me a couple of hard boilers. I am fucking starving.

No, I went in the beard box and I fetched a couple of scotch eggs that I'd brought along. What the fuck is this nonsense? Scottish fucking eggs! Has your tiny little fork and mine sold ugly? Well, I didn't untie the cook and leave this morning love and there was a boiler in the centre of the Scotch egg. You're fucking dosy, fucking clown. The boiler inside a Scotch is just a sweatly, fucking prisoner trapped in a cage of cheap Scotch is fucking meat.

It's lost all its fucking clout. I'd rather eat a fucking dog egg. And she threw a Scotch egg in the river and donned off back to the car, you know. She said, you've got five minutes to pack up and take me to the services where I'll make them with a four plate of porches. Sometimes think you don't give a fuck about me, she said. Well, I've said that I know very much actually but I don't think that she heard me. So I reeled me lying in and then I had a thought. I pinched a bit on the meat after I remained in Scotch egg and put it on my hook.

And I caught a five pound chub, very first catch. So, you know, as a sayer ball like really, every cloud you know, every cloud has a lining of some sort. So, that would be nice. I haven't got my job up with me, but I'm so, I'm going to do a couple of jokes, what I can remember in my mind like. I used to play the triangle in a regular band, But I can remember him in my own like. I used to play the triangle in a regular band but I left because it was just one thing after the other.

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She might have relatives there of theirs has been visiting. I do have trouble with her accent. I don't know. I don't know. I've got this long story Andrew. Do you want to do it now here at the way? Go on then. So I had to go up to Stockton on Tees.

Oh. Yeah, for the old man's annual summer face. And for that boys and girls, it's in man's annual summer face. That's one of that boys and girls. It's in this big manor house just outside, Stockton's got a little large. Does it cook you dinner for you? It's like open house. No, it's not, it's much pusher than that, Andrew.

So I'm glad, yeah. So imagine open house, this place you used to go. What, what? Yeah, where I'm sure the store you're properly went through your phones and everything. Just anti-coating, sir. I had the Gotter Stockton, he's got his summer fair, big manor house, big gardens,

posh restaurant, chef from Cape Town, got a spa, you know, they have a spa area, I'm talking potty beautiful place, yeah. And out in the grounds for the, for the fate, there's a bouncy castle, coconut shy, there's an owl handler, Shyahorses, balloon magic. So I'll just ask you, which one of them are you drawn to?

Cognit Shy, bouncy castle, Shyahors, our hand... How close together was the owl handler and the balloon magic? Because that sounds like a recipe for disaster. It weren't that close. That's all right. In fact, the owl handler was quite a peripheral figure. I would.

I would go for the owl. I always go for the danger. Okay. So listen, Jamie, imagine little, I'm going to set their stairs at the owl, asking questions. Where do you get the owl? I want you to get the owl cast. What does it eat? Where do you get the mice from?

Because they're going to sleep. Like, no. How often does it blink? So, a big, but there's many thing is a big marquee servant drinks sandwiches, cakes, that sort of thing. Right. So I met my way up the big tent and then by the bar is the Oldhamon with all this cronies town club, bigger with the Twitch town planner all that lot. Yeah. And he sees me straight away. Robert, Robert, Robert!

Come over here Robert, there's someone I want you to meet Robert. So over I go, you know what I was you would. Robert, this is Mr Peter Beardsley Robert, the footballer and his lovely wife Robert. So I say, hello Peter, wow, it's all nice to finally meet you. He says that, like, Bob, you've met him before, since James has parking an earlier episode. Did I? Yeah. Oh Peter, how nice to meet you again.

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Come on Robert, let's see what we can find. Peter says, I'll come along too, that's alright, you know, to and show the eggs, you know, just so for the wife, right? Is that alright love? I'll be fucking glad of the break from you. We are fucking creepy pricks So may Peter and the old man walk off to the man house, you know and search eggs for Mrs. B The old man says are you not a bit hot in that padded jacket Peter and I'm sorry to pull you up on that old man, but this is not the paddha jacket, it's puffer puffer jacket. It's like

with a breathable mesh beneath the puffer puffer chambers. But yeah, I am a bit folk and hot. Well, we enter the main building via like a back service door. And more or less we're straight into the kitchen and no one around. I suppose the staff are all out in the big tent looking after all that I know So we start looking around for some eggs and the old women and Peter go into one of them big walk in fridge things You know and have a pork around and I have a pork around in the cupboards suddenly and I hear the fridge door slams shut, yeah And I like the click of it locking, you know. And I turn around and there's the chef, you know, from Kirktown, the South African chef,

he's got a meat clavier in one hand. And then yeah, imagine I was really shocking and an electric mixer in the other. And he says, get it. What are you doing in my fucking kitchen? I says, I'm just looking for some eggs for Mrs Beads, Mr Beads is wife, you know she gets a bit where would if she doesn't have a fix. Beardley, the bloco has a problem with the young fordins. I says yeah well we you know we don't know that for sure. He says I'll tell you something for sure And I don't say anything He says I'll tell you something for sure

He says I'll tell you something for fucking sure I said all right. You want me to say ask what I'm right, so I said oh sorry what I'm Glad to feed some kitchen utensils into your anus. Meanwhile in the big fridge the old man and Peter are at speaking you know they can't hear what's going on outside. Peter says it seems like we've got locked in you know and bubble fetches in the minute you know he you're good lad. Well, Robert, better be quick about it.

I'm freezing to death in here. Robert? Robert, Robert! But I can't hear a thing. The old one says, you're lucky bastard, you Peter, I haven't that quilted jacket. And not me.

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Peter grabs himself a wrap right, but straight into it, you know. Oh, that is bang on the money, that is nice. What we dutch to mad this and lovely lumpy lumpy chicken like a lovely lumpy chicken pillow I could steer for hours and forget all my pain bloody hell Robert Robert Robert meanwhile I'm back in the kitchen thank you stards off and bend over the waste bin. Well, Andy, what am I meant to do? Right, he's got a meat cleaver in his hand. You understand, don't you?

He's just a simple thai support that way. I mean, what would you do? I just do his horse-toward. Exactly. Right, first of, stop feeding this tea towel into your anus. Then the scaring pad and follow it with this gravy bolt. Sorry, was a cheap T-towel. I mean, the middle, I've got this, and the other look, I didn't have a look, it was dirty.

And follow it with this gravy bolt, right up. Well, Andy, I get the T-towel and the scouring pad at all right, to be honest with you. But I'm struggling just with the size of the gravy bowl, you know, obviously. I said, look, I'm really struggling with you mate, you know, you think you could give it a shove with your foot and he says, well, you didn't like that, right? And suddenly he has the blade of his cleaver, right, resting on my forehead, right? Get up, or or not touch your forehead off. I said look Would it be okay if I sat on it?

You know because that would help wouldn't it Andy and Mark force it? Oh of course and Potentially break it's handle now you can fuck off with that I Said no AI. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I just can't do it, please, please don't remove me forward. I mean, like, I need it, you know, for resting against train winders. I don't understand why he's bothered about a brick, I don't know. Well, he's apt to ask him, and I would don't recommend it, Andrew. Yeah. Um, well, that's, with that, he raises up the cleaver, Andy, yeah.

I'll close my eyes thinking, this is it. And then I hear a dull thud like a, I don't know whether that's, and it was duller than that. And he drops to the floor. Shit. There's Mrs. B. What the fuck are you doing with a gravy board? Oh, you're not asking. Gerty, little fucking pervert. Well, I explained, and I was forced, you know, and I went up and then I thank her for serving me. Meanwhile, back in the fridge, Peter is trying to cheer up the older man

with some of his jokes, you know. So he said, and he said, Cognitive jokes, you know, make, take your mind off things like, he says, I am a mate, you know, quit his job link at the sewage works. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith said oh right ring sting I said why would he be here? what would he be? Robert Robert please Robert, release me. Back in the kitchen. So did you find any

four kind eggs? I am gasping and where's that four kind clown of a husband of mine? I tell him that tell her that the chef locks him in the fridge like you know what a fucking dial you Latin blog is Get them out will you nice cock by the way Peters is like a fucking chicken wig So we get paid the We get paid the old them without the fridge. I love it. Look what I found in the fridge like it's a full box of hard boilers.

Well get the fucking peel, get them fucking peeled sharpish. Because I would do either one this shit. Yes, love. You're a good lad. Ah, you're a good lad, T. You're a good lad, Peter. Sick as a fart and bottle. But you mean well. Thanks, Knows. So, all's well. Wow, it's well, isn't it? My God, for it to... Did you think that...

That story was a bit like Xero Dark 30, but you know instead of been learning it was eggs. A little bit. A little bit. Hey, Peter Beats is being touched, you want to hear? Yeah. I'm going to... No, mate.

I'm going to... It's about five in the morning here and I'm still on the toilet boarding, staring out of a little window towards the rear of my house. I've been here well, but we're going to hold ten minutes late and it's proving to be a little cracker of a staring session. I can see you right into the Albanian fellow next door's garden from here and now you can see he's got a couple of tomato-like grow bags that he hasn't even bothered planting up. More of that litter-bub.

He's got a little trampettino, positioned to jump, he jumped, he trampettino, a jumpy jumpy trampett jumping in here and he's positioned it like towards the rear of his lawn near the entrance to his shed. I will imagine you know he glances down that it every time he exits the shed. I certainly know that I would. Dog dead. Anywhere, Bob. Me and the wife went to Gantt Centre, and you know, it's just a bit out the town, so it's a nice drive for the both of us. Even though you know it's been freaking and not anybody know but the wife still likes to put a picnic blanket on a lap night You know so she can get a bit of an egg sweat on

Well, but we're there she asks if she can have her boilers Pay that I feel the need for a couple of fucking travel bikers. Can you pull over please? Oh, sorry, Lord. I can't just yet you know we're on the motorway and the hard shoulder is for emergency don't you know? Well, this is a fucking emergency, your fucking dial. Pull over me for a fucking lamb, yeah.

Okay, Lord, I'm sorry that that shows them what the railroad, and I'm sorry about the hardshoulder restrictions. Ah, shut up, you'll funny basket and pull over. So you know, I pull over and then my wife, the took the air box with three boilers in it. She peels them all one by one and starts getting tucked in. To manify up in the window love, the boiler films are getting quite heavy like you know. Yes, I fucking do man, you ignorant fuck with. I mean, fuck and heaven, in this cloud of pure fuck and

agas. It's so bad for loosening the mucus in me dodgy fuck and lung. Well, who are we up to the coppers. Ah, fuck them! We've done nothing now! Er, ooh. Mmm, yeah. Well, ooh. If you do remember, love, I did tell you that the Hedge Order, you know, is by emergency you're only like.

Well, cut the tabs on the window and indicate for me to open it. So, may I ask why you've stopped? Oh my, there's what's that stunch? Are you carrying a cargo of tons for the Sutherland Todd market? No officer. I'm sorry officer, that's me, I suffered terribly from the quicks**t. I had to pull over and evacuate, as I suspected it was very fucking rummy. I've had three boilers to bind me up so it will be an all-weir presently

like. Well the officer's gagging me the stenchers, he's up eat a buy the story like, and so we move on. That was a close one though. Shame that I was gonna ask if you fancy having quite this. So eventually you know we arrive at the Gantt Center and the wife buys a packet of poetry pockets and then codler in a tea towel that says, I had omelette, you know. I'm sorry this is so long and too Bob, tell you mate Andrew. I buy a cutler to my out of plants,

you know, for the Albanian family next door, and then I have a ganjit the outdoor clothing. There's a puffer puffer style way scored there, but unlike my puffer puffer it has a card you write colour rather than puffer puffer material. I reject it as a purchase but do take a thought and I'll be trying to buy a puffer puffer Pinter a spot. The catch up with your wife like in the cafe and she's took me into a five egg onion omelet.

Did you order chicken wrap for me love? You know I'll order chicken wrap when I'm out and about like you. No I fucking didn't. Sit down you spooky fucking clown. Am I in trouble love? No I am not. Now listen, you're a good lad, Peter. And I'm very grateful to you for these nice trips out, so check out this. So, it seems to me a pep package and inside it are a lovely chicken wrap, or a bob. It's a proper fat one, you know, and only lumpy, yummy chicken with the black stripes on you know. Or the juices of salt, right, and other I mean heaven like you know I do love you very much petting on it has been lovely

day out well I don't know about that now wrap it back up and get me for con home you can eat in the driveway when we get back. Ah, fine slows. So that was a nice time but like I said to the old, like I said, the Albanian fella hasn't planted up the plants about who and so that's a bit of kicking me face really, you know, we're in a mean bump. Anyway I'll do you a couple of doctor doctors, you know, from my adjoke book. So, man walks into the doctor's, doctor, I have five painstances, you know. Blimey says the doctor, I would do trousers fit like a glove. I said the doctor, people keep taking the mic out of me like you know because I think I'm a quickie ball and the doctor says I was that I said Doctor, I just can't stop my hands shaking, you know. Well, do you drink a lot, Sunjan?

Not really, I spill most of it. So I'll see you then, there's only one pita be a tree, one pita be a tree, K-bub. No pita there? Yeah! I'm a good old stair, and a nice cameo appearance from Derek Eiler as well. Oh, yes! It's a bit of a punishment.

That's me go to a person of authority to keep them light. I mean, security officer. Oh, Mr McLaren there. Put the music off shall it? Yeah, well, no. So that was a visit to the garden centre. That was nice. Oh, right, Bob.

I'm still at home, you know I keep in my life taking over, I hear the bosses decide what to do with me, you know I have to trouble with the following nights I know. So I was sat on the ball and at the period of shops, I was going to go to your stair, the garbage is opposite you know and I've got to think in about things in my life you know and from the past like that made me happy you know dog tags you're like my mom you know tickling me tummy when I was a nut-bath-like. And nice, new, clean sheets on me bed-like on the sun there, you know.

When my mum did the weekly wash-like. Anyways, I, about this point in the train of thought, one of the garrison does or when you're opposite you know and now comes Nick North, you know the singer's songwriting does a bit of labour on the side like you know I shout it all the best I could like you know Nick North

Nick North Nick North, give us a song Nicknose! I guess it's a song! Anyway, yeah, this one gave us a thumb up thumbs up like so I showed you 20 speeder beach like you look. Well, it's actually up in the car, the lightest football you know, it comes all the way to the chat chat to have a chat with me like alright Peter what the fuck you doing here sat on a baller like a messy can see no I was on the stair that the Gallagher's in where I passed the time

tell me waste needs a next egg hit so what you'll do anyway and is that where you live now, Nick? Nah, I've just done a DIY SOS on the geth, call it as in cause it's your shit out and we fucked about a bit and made it a much cleaner, brought a shit out. I like you. You like you. You like you. You like you. You like you. You like you.

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You like you. You like you. You like you. You like you. You like you. You like you. You like you. and I was like, no, he's not, he's a noisy little bastard, I'll tell you that. If noise generation is any indicator of well-being, then he's as fit as a trumpet as our soul. No, no, no, no, that is very good news. Hey Nick, I was just wondering, my wife really fancies you, my big fan of your heart singing. Oh could I play trouble if I'm not the craft mate? So that would do better in that son.

While that we put round and say I'm not due at the incredible recording studio for a couple of weeks. Oh that would be amazing. So we get in this bright white major of blasting out some rubber palm over the sound rig and we drive around to my place. the map plays, you know, just as a footnote, Bob, those three minutes spent next to Nick with him half singing along to every kind of people was the most energized, our felt since you know, our purchase menu, puff puff puff, jacket, about 12 months ago so I was a magic time like you know So we get them eye out and the wife is in the phone room watching police body come sure you know I ask Nick the word back in the hall there

That says, they love I've got a really nice surprise for you Well Nick pucks his head around the door and says, Oi o darling, you want to get blasted with Uncle Nick? Why is that foppin' cockney dial in my house? Have you asked him no buts you'd up to make me septic leg better? How f**k are you? This place is a f**k and palace. Well but love like him, I just start right here. Well don't f**k and think it, but love like you know, I just thought like,

well don't fucking think it, you're just one, if he is not out of the South in 10 for and seconds flat, I'll squeeze so much shine in the sofa that you'll be cleaning it for two for and once. So whoops, hey, I have a fancy that, so I also make out in a apologise, so he misunderstand him, and he drives off down the street blasting out when I need love he knows he's here, and he has things along like him, and he's not that, so I'm back in the house, sorry about

that love, I just brought him back so I can meet him, he won't go to knock the house I was sorry about that love I just brought him back to our yoke and made him you know He won't gonna knock the house about and out Fuck him and his spooky crow on bastards But I thought you fancy him you know Sit down, paint down God, right, I'm mind-trouble-lake Just always here, fuck and talk told you booka the shite. So I talk it down in the wife says.

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I don't really care when, and as we did check a balance, so I pushed it over. Oh, he's out. One Peter B. One Peter B. One Peter B. One Peter B. He's asleep. He's up. So Peter met Nick Nalls. Lucky Peter. Yeah, got his house done out as well.

No, he didn't. No, he didn't. He didn't get enough of that. The promise was there. Kind of nice, that his wife says she fancies him really. It was a very emotional moment that I felt. Yeah. I've had an update from Peter. I want to hear it. You want to hear it? All right, no. Well, when you're setting, you know, and I'm still stuck it on you, you know, following the trouble,

following that, I don't think I'll be caught like, you know. So, I thought I'd tell you a little bit about how I keep the elsewhere, you I know in a month's like well I've got a guest powered comedy by Laney Kitchen you provide hot water for the room where it is and the towel rail in the bathroom so there you have it Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r a puffer jacket but we'll just use the four press-duds to secure the front. That is the built-in, you know, of having a dual fastening system and you post a puffer jacket, so that's a nice tip, you know, if you that the wife must have left in the puffer.

She often bows at night in the air when she had to pop up the hospital, you know, to have a leg dream. So, I stood in your arm and I had a couple of you know, and lovely and crunchy, lovely, crunchy, crunchy, crunchy, crunchy, like you know when you ate them. Suddenly night I looked up and I loved to overdo the construction because there's the wife staring at me, you know, like I was the bloke of the Pruss Smith out there. I'n gweithio'r ddyn nhw'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gwe So what the fuck does he do in a math fog and monster monster? He's creepy little clown! Errr... Oh... Oh, errr... Look, love.

I'm sorry, I think you're viewing me heavy crunching and your munching. And I'm sorry, you know, if I make the peer a bit spooky here, in the hall, but you not show me as I purchased and the crunch monitors you can't call me a fateful idiot you know any degree of um you know any degree of um you know you're not in my love like don't fuck and talk back at me a you fucking dial. Or I'll give you another fucking foster home haircut. I'm sorry, Alfred. Now get your fucking sorry ass down the office.

And get me two more bags of fucking pickled munchies. Yes, no, I'm sorry, Alfred. You know, anything else that I could get you. Ah, yeah, yeah, fucking right. Get us a bottle of eggnog, and a bottle of advocate, and wash down me fucking night poachies. Oh, okay, love. And make sure the eggnog is very fucking viscous. I don't want any of that cheap running muck, you fucking sheep, first shit. I don't want any of that cheap running, muck you fucking cheap first shit! So, you know, there you go, really. Lessons for everyone there, you know, not the tech.

What doesn't actually belong to you, you know. Anyway, fast forward, barbun. It's the middle of the day and I'm sat on quite a little world obviously coming to see you in the chicken lap and I'm a good old stare about a love chicken laps me. I think it's like the non-belumpy chicken really what gets me loved up in a store. What can I say you'll love me? I can say you quite a few Cadbury's celebration ratters, Barney Feet, that's very nice, it hints at good times.

On the grass verge, I can see a thin, like browny yellow mushroom, so it's obviously seen better days. I am a'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch yw'r ymwch ymwch ywch ymwch ywch ywch ymwch yw'r ymwch ymwch ywch ywch ymwch ywch ywch ym I'm coming up set like you know Oh he isn't that stuck with all worry about stuff he knows Anyway, um Bob I've got me little job book out with me so I'll just do it yeah Cook little job, she know before I go so you go then Hope you like them you know I say eggs are going up again. That was the prize of your chickens. I had the snip you know, the second to me like, because I didn't want any kids. but when I got home they were still there. I was in the cemetery, I didn't know, so I blew it up from behind the grave stone. Morning I said, no, just having a shitmate. Just dammit the shit man

Well, Peter there about opposite the chemist nice to catch up with him. Hey, and that pantomime with dick out with dick and domin. Yeah, my son's in that. You casing me out. My son is one of the lost boys in Peter Pan. No, well, I've got the son of the Empire. Have you seen him rehearsing it or? He hasn't started rehearsing yet. He's got a very, very tough schedule.

Both rehearsals. As he gets bacon, Pat. I don't think he has, he just runs about a bit. To start though, isn't it? Lost boys, but too sure is a dear hard work. Oh well, be good for him and the old man. I've negotiated a good deal as well, so we're all doing very nicely out of it. What you're getting dipped is for you. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, there nob. No, no, whether you have ever not this but there is, like you know, a real beauty all around those. all around us and if you just take the time to look you know another good staring around like you know for example you know the grass birds you know between pavement and the road you can often spot like a little solid solid rebut the cup you know sort of trying to make a life for itself I've gone through, you know, a bright foil wrap from a chocolate bar, yummy yummy, I love it that bad, the child make them said

as he got a nice chocolate e-hit from his boost by something. A pigeon you know like sat on a telephone wire chirping away sort of like my huge health, my huge health. You know it probably I'm only imagining it like but he might be hoping you know that pigeon cobblers might pass by and eat his troubles. You just have to know how to look to save these things really. Don't do it. So, you know, the day I was hiding downstairs, Brumcobered because the wife had got the rake fat on about a new doctor and apparently he was very, very rough when he inserted the

pipe that drains a leg juices, you know. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith So I was looking at me facing the mirror and after a few moments, me facing like changing or to my face when I was just a young lad like him, I had my whole life ahead of me and I had a big warm grin on me face, you know, in my eyes were all sparkly and bright. Whom grin ond i fyrs i'n un ma'r aeswer o'r spakle yn pright. A'n o'r iau'r hyn yn iau'r ff***n snykyd pasted. O'r byd o'r gysdorol ff***n lwng iau. Ff***n iau'r ff***n pravans. A' vi'n iau'r ff***n best.

on it fucking best! So I thought the goaps I better open the door you know I love I was just pushing a toe carriage to rope it's something I can help you with my darling don't you fucking turn the charmer with me you fucking dial I'm waiting for me doctors day double deck a scrambled and porchie tower. Alright look I'll get on, scare away my precious diamonds from heaven. What's with the fucking fancy talk? You'll see an educated bird behind my back in a little fort and take my creep back. You'll me, Dufflove. Or whatever I've made with today's Dozy Aircoats, you may have.

Yeah. No, that's a fucking good point, like... ...you don't look like an Albanian fucking cobbler. No, where's my fucking shower of all the power? And make sure that the porches are very fucking lonely. So I did a doctor's day double deck and she ate it on a sofa watching UK barter fights. Peder! Peder!

Come and stand by the sofa. Peter! Peter! Come and stand by the sofa. Oh God, where are my children? No, you're not. Good luck, Peter. Those porties were shit hot. Totally and thoroughly shit hot. Now listen,

underwear back from the dock as a burp to slug up on your sleeve of your puffer jacket. You better go wash it off before it, poke and hide. Okay, thank you for telling me, you know. So, I went back into the bathroom and watched this sleep of me puffed, puffed jacket, you know, and I did so, I stared at the mirror again, but I couldn't see the young Peter anymore. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r

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go and step me never know down pipe for a bit so I'll say you, Bob. Nice! Peter's given me his Christmas message and I'm interested. Oh, yeah, I'm very interested. I've an early Peter, let's call it an early Peter. Right, okay,, I'm interested. I'm very old, I was interested in it. Have an early Peter, let's call it an early Peter.

Right, okay, we've got them. All right, well, Christmas certainly is a magic of time of the year, like you know, and it's a time of goodwill and all other than that is like you know and Tant... Reflect on your life you know Like you will inattitude of gratitude For I got my life you know I sleep on a single mattress in the spare room That used to be me son's bunk bed like you know

And it's taken on a perfect dip in the shape of my body and I am very grateful for that thank you. I'm very grateful that he's only small you know but he does have a window overlooking that garden for me to have a good old stair through and I am very grateful for that. So on the shelf, as a shelf on the wall, you know, I keep my football box in my unusual egg-cook connection. And you know, I'm out shopping and I come across an egg-coup that makes me think, oh, that's unusual, then I add it to my unusual egg cup collection. I have seven left in the room and the favorite, like it's a camel, where the exits, where you know where the camel's hump would use it be.

And I am very grateful for how unusual that echo is. So I'll just be bothered, I'll just be having a meeting or a choir Christmas, looking up to the wife's last Christmas with strange rumbub. Last Christmas was Strange One Bob. I walked up early and quite downstairs like a midnight creep-up. To film and the wife stockings like, you know, nuts, tweezers for her legs like funny cardboard ships, you know, like a monsticehept, spear ship, ship, track-a-bars, you know the usual shit like tatten that, you know. And I put there a present under the tree but I don't know what it's like that there wasn't a present from the wife to me so it's probably just like a bluff you know

your bluff maybe think I'm not the kitchen, like you know, prepared a wife, Christmas morning, the Tiffany eggs. It's something that I invented, like, off the tally. I do a nice firm, five egg on that, like you know, to represent the floor of the steering on top of her, that three-yard boilers to represent the three wise Father's books. Then I make a mounders, scrambled and put a little bit in the represent the manger. Then of course by Jesus' baby I place a nice, runny porch in the dip. Oh Bobman is talking fantastic, excited.

There he is, he's in there. So I put me Christmas paper hat on and I got there's a tip, tip, tap, tap on the bedroom door and I sing, oh in a negy manger, little legy Jesus lay. Little legged Jesus lay. Shut the fuck up, William, you little highway creeper. I'm trailing me, legging here and it's fucking tart. But I go in the room, I know, but I've bought Christmas nativity eggs like... I'm not fucking interested, you spooky bastard. As far as I'm concerned, Christmas can fuck off back to Israel. And I think it's fucking sticky days and turkey slices with it.

But, love you and your husband, don't fucking talk back at me, a little shit-stayner. And check that fucking dosy handoff. You look like a fork and an banyan cornstriver in a six-wattel. Oh, you know, that's a little bit, right? So what shall I do with the eggs? Love, you can fart under this fars, I'm concerned. Now get in your room and stand on your fork and window and come out of my fork and sights until I showed

at you. Oh, sure, that is all I need. Christmas is, you know, canceling that. That's the fork and long and short of it. There's back to back for you. There's back to back, part of us, new pocket ceiling dumb question, so I'm just fucking sweet like you. Oh, what do you do? So I go back in the room like she told you not, and I put the nautilus eggs on me bedding, started to have a nice Christmas stare out of the window.

You know, and I'm sad like about not having their proper Christmas. And then I say a little lobby, and I'll a branch twitching and I look and back at me. And I am very grateful in that lobby for giving me a nice cheer up, you know. Suddenly I, the wife, at the door like, you know... Open the fucking window, you slack bastard. It's fucking stinks of battery, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So I got the window and instantly I say a blue card has been nailed to the window ledge. Pull on it, you little shit bloke. I don't earn the other end, there's a big brown paper wrap parcel. Oh, you're just familiar. Well, oldie, I think it's fucking far.

The fella from the plus-net adverts, fuck an L. Man, Joey could be his nearly as fucking bland as you. So, I ought not be a parcel. And what do you know, Bob? It's a lovely new, bright blue, puffer puffer jacket. Oh, Joey, this is wonderful, Prattin. Thank you so much. Ah, I knew you'd fork and like it. It's got a concealed hold adjustable coves and a very fork and raw bust zip. You can wear it when you go out and about staring. So check in the pocket you jeez, really fuck! Well, Bob would you believe it like you know, inside one pocket is a festive chicken lap

with chestnut and cheese stuffing and the most lonely, numby look you're so lumpy chicken that you could ever imagine. And in your other pocket is an head cup. That one knows you, I think. And instantly I know that I will be adding it to my usual collection. This is turning out to be the best Christmas ever, love. You'll need to give that proper sleeve a wipe down. I coughed up a fucking chowd when I was driving it.

Oh, that's okay enough. I'll go on and do that now. I'm not finished yet come and sit on the fucking bed by me. God I'm a young job I love. Now, you're a good lad, Pete. Now go on have a quick go on me, well I took it in these eggs. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Lord. So, that was last year and I am very grateful for that lovely memory.

Well, after the chemistry, you know, Christmas display, Mae'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'nio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith open a shampoo or it leaves your cork and it's looking fabulous right so begin at long lengths of valley packs today so up E. Christmas there, Mubbie and I are here But be in the air, I leave you, leave you're gone, enjoy it with your family in the top. One pita, baby, you're on your own pita, be in the tree, One pita, be clean. So that's pita, eh? Nice Christmas Eve last year then. Yeah, all the forced new fucking zealots.

That's so good. Back to back as well. Yeah. Alright, well, I'm happy new year. You, you may, I am. So, I'm sat here on the ringwood like by the retail park We're being shopping for bargains in the area New yourselves like you know

Just passing time really cause I mean all sorts of shit like you with the wife and rent Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r I would one move the massive system is sure that the barrel of death it does like my scaris dying on anyways so the cells there pretty good like you know I know I got mainly electrical stuff from Pithgore, Pithgore brand. I got a Pith-co electric glove of blankage. Just, I'm looking me back like I got a pif-co heated portable clothes dryer. It only what pif-co dehumidifier, a pif-co 1600 watt fan in there. I think you know that Piffcore is a good compromise in your between cost and quality, don't the lads there Piffcrore? I was really got the air up ration just about right sore.

So well done Piffcrore. You know, each time I make a purchase I get a little russia that in a spot, it's on goes really. Don't get. Anyway I suppose I better tell you about me current predicament regarding the wife like you know. It all started on no near eve when out of the blue. The wife asked me if I was going to make actuallys no years eve at eight. Well this was very unexpected because I haven't gone for the last ten years even though I secretly always like what I love to like you know. No, I don't think I'll bother Lovar, rather just have a quiet night up in my room, then bring you your new year's egg board at midnight in her. I don't be such a foxy miserable and shit man-pater.

Get yourself there! I've got back to back, broader control! J.F. fucking care to watch! And I don't want you screwing about! I mean, Frun, he's whilst I'm watching! Oh, well, no, I mean, I'm not sure what I was like. Yes, I'm fucking sure what I was like. Yes, I'm a fucking shawy, really pretty. Uh, thanks a lot.

I'm, no, whoa, wow. I'll lay out a boiler trail on the arm of your set E for you like you know. I've even got plenty salt and pepper in your slippers. Are you still fucking here? I am. Don't worry though, I am so excited like Bob and I got me room and flattened me fringe nice and flush with me for it, using my pith-glare press bar, pith-glore. Then I quickly change it to me, take your little v-neck cashmere, and light blue airlines' laks, and my pointy midnight creeper danches.

I'm with my puffer, puffer jacket, and I am a weird in the night. So your lover, I won't be late. Like I give a fly and fuck in a heist, I'm fuck off. and a here storm. Fuck off. Well, the party is in full swing and I arrived. Mr Ashley, whom incidentally I respect more than any Malan Earth, has tied an alcation that was back in the offworld for fun and that. Alan Sheaewa is describing everything that has just happened exactly how it did up. And the rubs in green is under the sofa shaking hands with a little Russian rose.

Anywhere, as kind of Yorjero. I found myself a lord in the kitchen hovering around the snack thing, but when I said, it's a chicken wrap that is so plump and bulbous that it could be mistaken for a flat goose. I picked it up and it's as heavy as a chinch hand. One bite and I am totally besotted like the chicken is I love a lumpy, lovely lumpy lump as a child farm, the lettuce is as crispy crunch crispy as angels frozen wing and the wrap is as forgiving as Gandhi's corrupted. I love a chicken wrap me in the sun, like there's a cut one by a shoulder,

and I totally see a beautiful blunt last in what I can only describe as a sexy outfit. That wrap looks beautiful, it looks too thickly lumpy. E.I. love to match egg and lumpy, same as I like my testicles. Well, Bob, I am totally besotted, you know. Wow, would you like a bite, love? I'm afraid this was the last one, you know. E.I. what an hour. This was the last one, you know. Eh, I wouldn't know.

You hold it up for a while, and I'll take a good or a lumpy munch. Oh, that's a bumpy chunk, a lumpy trait, isn't it? I like your hairstyle, who could sit for a while? Now, it's just our billion-block in bike, I like it. It's a cobble-bar trade, but it's got steady billion block in bike like he's a cobbler by a trade boat. He's got steady handling after knowing the name. Please, please, put the look in you. It's nice, it makes you look like you've got handle a plow, you know, a sea trail like this.

So, it's our four-wattling. It turns out to be under a pit-goat. It might just go around. Well, at this point, I have to admit but I'm very taking the initiative. Suddenly though I am in it is very long in it and are you drifting off? Suddenly though I am in a panic and she declares that she has to leave and return to a I'm a plant, her taxi is on the way. I offer to go to the curbside like I only would you believe it Bob. She puts on a burnt orange puffer puffer with integrated puffer puffer money belt. To touch a puffer puffer, rain hood and a zip, sore or bust you'll call it Tedda La Puppy To It.

Well, we are outweighed in the Malay curb like you know for a taxi when she looks me in the eye and asks if I would like to come back to her apartment in her to see in the new year. My mouth is dry as I blood out. Yet I will lay there no more, you know. Then I hear... You fucking dirty cheating little spooky fucking dial! How fucking dare you! And my wife emerges from behind a... TIT!

Behind a deciduous bush. Oh shit, not what you're thinking, huh? Don't fucking tell me what I'm thinking, you fucking creepy bitch. I ought to fucking love you, no having you in back. Tish on it, fucking best! Then she ends the lads last 50 quid, you know, and then the last two squawks off lately. Heh.

What's going on? Hello, I don't really understand. I'll fuck and set you up. Hahahaha. That tart is a fuck and a hoodie pot for hire. And she trapped you hotline and fuck and limp it. Mae'n gweithio'r ffwrdd yn hwllun i'r ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd. Mae'r ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd. Mae'r ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd.

Mae'r ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd. Mae'r ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd. Mae'r ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd. Mae'r ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd. a bedroom door but she just kicks them back out with her like a cuffed up long slong under a broken york you know she opened her door when I passed once him just flick some leg juices in me face you know I like that silent other lambs frame like you know so if I am at the retail pack waiting for a bus, it's funny you know, but you don't really know what you've got till it's gone, you know, you've got your job, the wife like, you know, a nice wind that not going to mention entrapment

for a while yet, so I hope you had a better start over here Bob. I'll leave you with a future to the OOME Christmas crackers that mean the wife pulled before it all went touchy up like you know. What do you get later if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsolitis. a'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r I'll see you, Bob, and I'll be, you know, you and you're met late. Yeah. Oh, well, that's a bit of a shame. Well, that was, that was heartbreaking. What's his wife thinking?

Well, Set me up like that. Yeah, no, that, that sort of thing goes on. The honey truck business, I believe, is a multi-million dollar industry. You kidding me. I work as a honey truck now and again. Do you really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cos you're. Cos you're gorgeous. Exactly. you