Athletico Mince - The Beardsley Collection Vol. 3
Episode Date: March 25, 2022From episodes 75-88. A visit from Mark, how the Beardsley’s met, a visit to Carol’s sister, a trip to hospital, the gas man cometh, and more. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticom...ince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Talking of glitches like you know I've never actually seen one.
Have you Bob?
Peace! Actually, same one. Have you, Bob? Pee!
Well, the wife still not talking to me like, you know, that's what again I invited me
to make that long time round, now I'll say, you know, for a Sunday eggs.
I thought in my chair, I thought, you know, like, because she's had a soft spot for my Mae'r eu ceir o'r eu ffop, mae'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu'r eu So, he said he would come around and show me some pictures of his rabbits from unusual angles.
You know, he would get me interested like him.
He would check the insulation in me last night.
I thought that sounded excellent.
Jeez. I'm on Sunday, I'm on the walk midday and I'm asking how was your journey, Mark?
Not too shabby, I used the M6 and the A69 to compute the showed average speed of 57mph,
fuel consumption of 43mpg, pretty good for a simulator petrol.
Oh, how interesting. Did you have a little mess break on the journey?
I did you just plow straight so.
And a brief stop outside Carlisle Peter.
Barbara prepared me a flasky Campbell celery soup, a couple of bread buns and a brown
paper bag.
Mmm, I like the sound of that bag back. flasky Campbell celery soup and a couple of bread buns in a brown paper bag.
I like the sound of that bag bag. Nice bag indeed. A lot of it was in and out of it, very sharpish. I don't like the feeling of brown paper, it gives me the shivers.
All right, yeah, that is because I know a brown paper bag meat. Was it, you know, a soft paper
like me, was it that you know a soft pear, nice and like crinkly, winkly, rustly, little rustily sort of pear bear?
It's on me, passage of Saint, if you'd like to come and take a look, Peter, you've got
me interested down, who's definitely crinkly in appearance. I don't remember any rust
so when I remove the bread buns.
Oh well, well, come on in, let's go and take a look. I must say, already a memorable day.
So I'm putting up a puffer jacket on a window of the curbside next to Maxka.
And we stare to the window at the brown paper bag on the passenger seat in Europe.
Well, it's definitely wrinkly and crinkly, Mark.
Would you agree?
Oh, without a doubt, yes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the ambient temperature in the vehicle if I open the door to be honest. I don't know what you mean, I tell you what, you walk in the door like you know, and
now grab it, they quicken you shut the door really quick you know, you know, I get busted.
So my door opens the door and I quickly grab the paper bag and start to push it in my hands.
Yeah, can you hear it, Mark? I think it is making a rustle.
That's hard to tell, to be honest, Peter. That puffer-puffer jacket's making a rustle-y sound,
just as you minute-pillic the bag.
Maybe that's the rustle we're hearing.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Give it a go, Peter Mark.
I can't, Peter. I hit the touch of them like I previously said.
So I take off my puffer puffer jacket, you know, and it to mark,
it puts it on, which I thought was a bit cheap, you know, you know, I didn't say no.
I give it back a good old crush between our fingers, and show enough,
we can hear a lovely crisp, wittily rustle. I'm sure it's a good way to do it. I'm sure it's a good way to do it. I'm sure it's a good way to do it.
I'm sure it's a good way to do it.
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I'm sure it's a good way to do it. I'm sure it's a good way to do it. Shut the fuck up with that poxy fucking pair of baggill, let this shit never man!
Hey, you see, she shobs the bag out with me hands on her redsake.
Oh, hello Mark, how did you feel it is seeing you?
Why don't you go inside?
Peter is just about to go some special Sunday eggs. Wow, I love
your tight chairs, Mac. What's it made of zinc?
So, they disappear with me, how's together, how you learn? I pick up the bag and give it
a cheeky, little, wrinkly, crinkly, little, little, little. Well, I'm not sure like Mae'n gweithio'r ysgwch chi'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r ysgwch chi'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r ysgwch chi'n gweithio.
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Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Sonny eggs. I do uh, on Sundays I do big mound of mashed potato, you know, like a volcano formation.
And that sits on three five eggs and up two poachies down the, you're funnily, the volcano
and then I top the latas, you do not make it.
Hey Peter, you thinking of getting back on the pitch?
No, I'm not Mac.
Oh, it's just that with that haircut, I thought you might be trying to get into the Albanian football squad.
Ha, fuck unha, Mac!
That is a good old, fuck-and-kidding, that clown is bollocks.
I give him them piece of fuck-and-shit haircuts with me kitchen, fuck-and-sizzards. I'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'n mynd i'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r y And a buff burst out laughing against the up. I know, no, what's been going on between Mac and me last,
weren't you, you know?
Hey, I brought my favourite rabbit down with me.
Ungene, I've got a fetching from the car.
So, you've got a louts hat, and suddenly we're even screaming
and wearing in the world.
But it's awesome because on his road is his rabbit.
A panky like you know from being one other.
And Gaina, and Gaina, my beauty for Lungaina!
How did she get out?
I'm sure the back door was shut.
You should have been safe on the blanket.
How could this have happened?
Well, oh, errr, oh, a bobby, I think you and I probably both know that something like
I forgot to close the guard door and I put the paper bag in and I kept me mouth shut like
I've got to get back to Barbara, why did I come here to see you? I'll never forgive
myself! And then the wife looks at me and says, I bet my last four-gun pound that summited the review you creeped me shit.
And then some of the eggs were a fucking embarrassment.
The porches were barely bloody at all, let alone very fucking bloody.
And the omelet was as tough as a carrot-fiddler's fucking lip-hats.
Now fuck off, I'll do my ass-site. Mae'n gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn g She goes back in Yausen. I immediately noticed that the brown paper bag is on the road near old Gaines'ry man's
leg door must have come up with a Gaines.
So if I am bobbing the landwretler in a nation-worn, I am on the good old stair in the
Washington Row, the low, and I'm having a nice crunchy russet on the new brown peat and bag.
So I've got me a job book in my pocket like you.
Oh, I shit my room, my puffer, puffer, my atlorettoon's got it.
Dogg it. Well, I'll see you, Bob and me.
One pay-or-beat-ly, the only one pay-or-beat-ly. Oh I'm mum.
Well, I finally got the book from the tool, you know, so I guess I'll be spending lots more time with lovely wifey and foreseeable future.
Things are a bit better between us, you know, she's getting down from a room near the
air, watch police interceptors and she let me sit in the room with her.
Well, you know, I literally didn't ask me to leave as it were, you know, I did offer
a link. What a tenter do, you know, I can't do it, I'll win around late, you know, is I
get up before her and I check a couple of poachies on wheat that they sent to her bedroom
for breakfast. She likes having a mug of bobbler with them these days. She calls
it a beef smoothie. It's very fucking beefy, just like my fucking night clouds. She always says
you know and she's good. Good line, she's got death. So once she's finished and I've collected her plate and
Morgan out and cut them downstairs to the kitchen and washed them up and dried them
and put them back in the cupboard and nipped out the morning. I tell the wife like
you know I'm going out that work and you, I've saved us, any jobs going out, ain't that no?
Well, last two days, this was actually two because either way,
to meet with Lopson Gleen for a catch-up and a chat, a chat with Chinwagila.
We arranged to meet at the rap factory. It's a new place that was having it's opening that day like you know,
or I tell you about the place of sensation like you know.
The chicken in the chicken raps is so lumpy.
It's like taking a crunchy munch out of the devil's car's wheel. Really long in on a unit like a bag of
donuts. Right, not so bad, I'll take a mishap, then in bounds, drop some grey, and then you sing
it. Oh, laugh up on the ears, oh, laugh up on the ears, and you chase me like I sit down Rafa Bunny is... Oh Rafa Bunny is...
He sees me like...
I sit down with him
Oh I paint that
Sorry about you getting a highlight from the tomb
Was it Mr. Bunny?
It's the Georgia you were old like
You just got letters from some block in the club shot
Like you know... Nice letter though, I was a letters from some block in the club shot like you know nice letter though
I was a good lad in that like did it mention Rafa?
No, not really.
So, Robson, do you know any like your about the children you know I've probably blocked
with my profile like?
Well as you know I'll be onion barbers,
or an enbiker with that haircut you'd fit in a treat like.
Now, I will think of something in the media,
you know, like, presenting a show on the web or TV,
or something like that, they do.
I've got any particular experience,
or knowledge in that organ field?
Well, my main interests are absolutely echo-gray, particularly poor jeans, puffer-puffer jackets
and you know, staring at stuff with my very keen eye.
Well, did you use to stare at rougher?
What's your skin like? Is it nice and smooth?
Or is it a bit dry and itchy?
And I like it when you've got combination skin.
You know, it's pretty greasy on the cheeks,
but they're a bit dry on the forehead and the neck, you know.
I'd put anything to have a feel on rougher's palate.
How would you think? You know, there's never been like a cook-lissure by Fokbala.
I wonder if your production company would like to do one with me.
I've actually got an innerm for it.
Oh, what is it like?
The Peter Beatsley cook the shrewd. Well, suddenly by the bit of a commotion behind the phone counter,
would you believe it there is Mr Raffa Benetis?
He ate a before the graph tape in a magpie wrap
for the grand opening of the rap pattern.
Well, Robston goes full on bananas like in the bushes towards Raffa.
Mr. Banees, Mr. Banees!
Well, just before he gets to him, one of Raffa's mind is
Lampston full on a gob like in Dexon, and they've got him out past midnight.
He turns to me and he says, I look like I'll never get a check out Ruffer's combination skin.
Well, I don't want to be associated with more trouble.
So I'll make it off of one as quick as I can.
I'll pop up there to check on the wife.
Oh, love her, you okay?
No, I'm fucking not.
I've been thinking about that babe,
Smother you, fresh to me this morning.
It was definitely lacking fucking heft.
You're the good round-spone above,
I love it, and freshly boiled tapwa, ain't ya?
Don't fucking mile of me a little fuck and midnight creamer.
Where have you been anyway?
Staring at shit as painful and usual.
No, I met up with rubs and green like you will see if he had any work up with you at least.
What is he running the fucking Albanian babes these days?
I must be funny, I've not.
I pitched him the cookin' show for TV,
or the World Web.
You won for TV.
Have you taken leave of what very little
for and since you actually for and have?
I suppose you, I love it, it's not gonna happen.
You ready for your... your bag and on board.
Yes, I'll fuck an arm.
And make sure they are very fuck and runny.
And form five, fuck and perfect circles.
So there you go.
Today I'm at the retail park and the good olds there at the
Half of the Florida Bay is very nice.
And I got me chocolate with me so I gave you a cup of water once I didn't know
I was a little bit hard to go like.
So I there, there was a kid napping at me son's school You know? Chuck, go get it or he'll walk up the bench
He's like Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I wonder, will glass coffins be poppies or something?
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to form what's now a much harder drip.
The record number of drips, like that, I've collected drops before reaching the service for my time like but maybe I'll see a five at the day
You know, right? Cheers up a little bit there
Doctor
And anyway, you know, get out of your house
Yes, you know, I went there the big patch shop in a
Retail pack
You can take you out like
Always change you know you know
Palette and rabbits and puppies and maybe a couple to
maybe a cock or two.
Like on the bus I'm aware that I suddenly caught my reflection, you know, in the bus window like in there.
You know the haircut I have was just the same, novi and thick and pushed in like a forward thinking strange like that, a little bit like the beaters you know, a little
bit subdued you I suppose, and a little bit like the Enderings II Carlishe.
I would instantly at that moment take taking back to her first dam, a met the wife like in there,
connect the discrepancy and get, said the man.
She caught my eye from the ball, she was sat in, she with a load of lassies from the meat
factory like in Wesse.
She was not wearing it in the upper arm, but 30 not is going to be a little bit of a boolex shell, you know, he's one of the top lip-like, you know.
She says...
Oh! Hello!
I believe you are Peter Beatsy!
You're so appear!
May I just say, how much I hate you, a fucking haircut!
I expect it's loosely and cozy and I'm used.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know much pet hair.
Oh, I'll call, gonna get you something from the bar,
the drip, for example. I've noticed they're very popular purchase.
Oh yes, that would be fucking smashing.
And have a pain in Africa.
And a cool up pick of legs if you do a trojan mic.
Well, we talked and we danced all night you know and she think like the most beautiful
vibrant and kind lady that I have ever met my life in one. Would you like to
come back to my pub and pet like I've got the VHR recorder, a new type of chair called
a swivel and I should warn you I don't have any blankets like but a new device called I'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r g stare at them I thought she looked like a princess but you know like my princess and you
know that that moment she would be the another of my life. In the morning when I woke up she
was so watching the world at war on TV. The morning Peter, have you seen this show? It's about surges and all that. And I tell you,
it doesn't have pack of fucking punish.
Morning, pet. Can I get you any breakfast or maybe some other name the morning meal?
How kind of you people. What you'll buy for-con chance? Have a dozen eggs in your pantry?
Cause I do have fancy
a teddy gun and a couple of boilies
on here for consign.
Well, yet the cork petner
I don't maintain our pretty much
dab-and-when it comes to egg-cook we like.
Well, I do the eggs and I'm knocking
she more or less to pardon them down earthward.
Very, fork and nice indeed.
Damn, but not rubbley.
A nice bitter, runny, fork and mook in the centre.
Then she grabbed me by a baton of heaven
planted a lonely, moist kiss on me
A licks out wet and slurped me lovely
Like kissing a well-grown pod
So that you know I'm really comfy
Sit down on your fucking suedele lad
Oh, I thought I was gonna hire you
I offset the mark of some temp app
No, you have fucking not
Quite still fucking with this.
You have a good lad, Pete.
And you're my fucking boyfriend now.
Is that okay with you?
Err...
I said, is that all fucking king with you?
Oh, yes, of course. So, you know Or yes or no. Of course not.
So, you know, we've been together ever since and I do.
Still say the same princess I saw that night from time to time,
but not so much these days by now.
Anyway, I got the patch up and I couldn't resist by no mouse.
I got the patch up and couldn't resist by no mouse.
So I said one mouse please I said it was easy that there's no foreign forms to fill it in. And I named my mouse princess and I just knew that we would be called come for good friends like you.
I got that home and a wife was just waiting up on the sofa. Inau'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw' Do you felt no about love like getting me so thin the groove you know working on the feelings and meet life goals and that?
Oh yeah, what fucking feelings you haven't scored a fucking goal from Lily Fair
Yeah, yeah, you should have spoken that way
What's in that little fucking bag? I could stretch trying to fucking gun
I just tried to fucking gun. Pfft!
Ha ha ha!
It's a monster there, but the most thing you can't even hear because you're watching me tell you in that lady.
A mouse?
A fucking mouse?
Do you think the fuck are Americans carrying out the tent offensive?
So you've got fuck off of those and buy a boxy fucking mouse!
Yeah, you're a ghost.
Don't fucking like the things.
So check that thing outside right for a moment now.
And put it in your neighbors' fucking bin.
If I ever say that, I'll smack you in a fucking home and you're in back with a fucking house
prick. I'll smack it, I'll fuck a whole million back with a fucking house prick!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah.
Popped a bit of butter in the bag for a princess and took him on the back of the bins. And that was where I am now, so.
But before I go out there, there's a couple of jokes that I've remembered. I get a lot lately and I'm like, Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith 75 note and we have no thought the lady were you
So do or men make you know something in the live
One so ask the other How do you read marks?
There's I think it I think it think it comes from sitting on his wicket
So I never thought my cariropractor would impose my posting.
But my stun comer.
Not so good.
God, there you go.
Anywhere, Bobin.
I say your Bobin.
And you thought me was late, darling.
See your princess.
Yes, he is.
Hope he's alright with his bit of butter.
Our name, Bump.
Springtime is upon us and I always think there is a happy and yet sad time of the year.
Happy because it's full of, like from a human or a new beginning, but sad because it will
inevitably come to an end all to us and like things do you know.
When I married the wife I was all year ago,
it felt like my life would be a permanent springtime
of opportunity and growth and that,
but things I've got a little bit paladrationally, you know.
Dogdance. a'r bi'n palad rhesu'n mewn i'n o'r dog.
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And in Dorothy came in like...
Oh, Dorothy! That colourful, her cheese looks perfectly nice.
I usually brown the cheese off under the grill, but it's not a foregone problem.
Dorothy says,
Dorothy says like,
I've done it a tallying way like in the restaurants,
but if that's too hay-full-out for you, I can pop it in under the foregone grill.
No, it looks lovely, Dorothy, on the thing, it's fine just like that.
And Dorothy left the kitchen again.
How dare you undermine me in front of my sister,
you fucking gravestone of a blog, fuck!
Now, but you never put it on there, the grill love.
That's not the fucking point.
It's about my little fucking support you wardily clown.
And then don't forget back in the wife says.
It would be okay like if I swat my seat Dorothy.
There's a bit of a draft here and the viewer of the garage wall is a bit forging really for my liking.
Dorothy. Oh, I put you there because you insisted on that seat last time you came. But yes, by your whole folk and means move. She's right over you, you know, you didn't
insist on that seat last time, like. Oh, it's okay, I don't want to cause a fuss.
Jenny, have you got some salt for the cauliflower for, and jeez?
Well, I did season it according to me at Malacopeia,
for gone wise recipe, but I'm sure you know best.
And then Dorothy left like...
You did it again, you fucking traitor's clown!
I love you, that I pelatsu your grandessie and medicine back!
Why the rude are fucking sheffner and Avignon if you do it a fucking gun!
Yes, Lord, I'm sorry, Lord Lake.
And Dorothy came back and made the esparius.
Here's the esp...
Here's the esparius, folks. Do prepare the token. back in my dear Sparrow. Yes, your belly has to round you, Wendy.
Right, it's talking.
You're all so much in an crunchy, on the supper.
I have a good old, and I have a good old set, a brick fire place.
I was in a classic cannon gas fire, and featuring a lovely blast vendor.
Suddenly I hear the alert on my phone,
so sneak a peek at me, scream like,
oh, get in there!
Laurie says, save the pennilies.
How dare you look at your phone
when Dorothy is prepared
you these beautiful fork and scram!
Dorothy, Dorothy charmed in as well.
Yet your cheeky little bastard,
over and dear you,
go on a yaw's out sad by the gullage.
Wife.
Wife says.
A quite fuckin' agree.
Well said Dorothy, get out you little fuckin' prick,
and when your fin is gone sitting in a fuckin' car till I'm ready.
And yet love, sorry love, sorry Dorothy.
So, if I am Bob Oaks, I'd Dorothy's also in the car like waiting for a wife and waiting
for spring to kick into my life.
I've got to cook my jokes like for my joke books or anything like that.
You know, see what you think. So I bumped in and
on me at night and I asked him what he was up to and he said, oh, I prepare meals, you
know, for homeless then, I'd eat some junk and that. I said, no, it's charity work, yeah. And he said, no, it's weather sports.
So it's like this, like kids one boy, you know,
right?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.
So I mean, the doctor told me to take up a neck
actively, you know, it keeps me out of the
public.
So I started smoking.
Not to keep them, I've maybe my wife, you know, she texted me, she said, wish you were
here.
She does that every time she visits the semilink. Thank you, Lich.
So there you go, a boy wife will be out to him like so, I'll sign off.
One peat, her beasley.
There's only one peat, her beasley. Pea-pea-pea-tree.
Alright Bob.
So, I think the time has come that I taught you about boiling the bag cod with parsley sauce. I don't know if you're familiar with it but it's a chunk of cod meat about the size of
a pack of cards, seeing you in a plastic bar, which is containing a book resource with
a lovely bit of chopped, choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy choppy Mae'n ffwn i'r ffwn i'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r y Well after a couple of minutes I was joined by another fella, he bought my age nice
buffer jacket and over on the air coat you know like you often use to see another bus
conductor and you have to a bit me sense.
Oh you are that bearded, a beard, yeah? What are you doing here?
I'm a good old star at the estate agents. You know, watching, coming and going, you know,
what about you? I'm a little star at the mini market, two doors down. I never thought it was staring at that lake.
Is it a decent stare, you know?
Oh, yeah, it's sweet ass.
Plenty of footfall, and if you're lucky, someone might come out, then go back in, because
they've forgotten the night-time.
E.G.
Household bleach. I never thought of staring at the minigame.
Do you mind if I give it a go?
Nor beat my guess today.
Well, it turned out to be a tremendous stare.
I even got to see a bloke come out who had all the law
did is carry a bag and it busts on the paper. We both near the north of what he had bought.
Packed over our eight there, dark ride, two tens of P&soop, and four bananas, five, but the ribina, pack of headaches and
three balls of bird's pecking fat, you know, netted, pack a whole short matches, and well we bought a grave it was probably the libaner that
had chipsed the bag over its capacity anyway after a couple of hours I know at least
each started fiddling with himself
I said me farewells I went back on to the wife. It had been a lovely session.
So, next day I'm in the kitchen counting out it eggs and 112 marathats for an early evening
piano lit for the wife when she shout out at me.
Get through here you crazy little bastard. So I'll rush through the
telly room and she is frozen a lot of news item on the screen. What is it my darling?
Is that your one for a TV? Then next to that good look and fella making him look shit.
to that good look and fella making him look shit. So I asked the plate on and I can tell his me like and that block from the bus stop turns
out he was an armed robber and he was kissing the giant and he robbed it last night and police
were putting a pitch out you know with me as his accomplice.
Well that's a last thing I need you know and what I have to trouble with
a phone and I think you know. Look all I was doing was I'm in a stand a bit of chitchat
you know I don't even know the block. The picture is pretty great you know I I don't think
you can tell it's me like. Can't tell it's. How else in Fort Un-Yo Castle has got a haircut like a fucking heavy store-n-ge.
I've totally stopped running around Fort Un-Bus stops.
Someone's bound to a senior.
You're too fucking spooky to forget.
Get down to Fort Un-Cop shop and explain yourself.
Well, I get the cop shop and the robber fellies. I'r ddod yn ff***r yn cypchio'r byn ymwch i'r cypchio'r byn ymwch i'r rhobb a'l eisiau'r ysgwyr i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r
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Gweithio'r gweithio'r You are promised love. Is it okay if I hang around the retail pack or on low walls or sitting
in my car at the garden centre? Yes that's fucking fine. Now where's my fucking evening
omelette? You glue me first, satchel of fucking shit!
It's just coming off. So like I say, a funny old week, you know,
anywhere, a couple of jokes,
like, you know, but you're a joke book,
just the old jokes, like, you know.
Can you make me breakfast in bed as a wife?
No, sorry, love, I'll have to go to the kitchen.
No, sorry love, I'll have to go to the kitchen. Pfftty!
There per...
Least came around last night and told me me dogs which is people and bikes.
Pfftty!
Not sure I said my dog's done ain't that bikes?
Pfftty!
So I saw someone waving a den, you know,
and I didn't know whether it was me or the wave not
of someone else. In other news, I was sucked from my lifeguard job.
Sorry I'm gone. Oh, anyway, that's a good barb of course. Say you're wrong. One Pete LBT, the only one Pete
LBT, say you're wrong.
All right, Bob. I listened to the passingips of the the week when I was at the retail park, you know, watching
the lads from Halford's pretend that they were mechanics, you know.
It got me thinking about passing it all over again.
You see, I was obsessed with them.
They're like pointy, conical, sharp, and wonderful, beige colour for years when I was a teenager. I was always carrying a
passenger in my pocket, you know, I have a good old stair at if I was feeling a
little bit low. So the tender and true variety
is the most used in the UK, but may I give a special mention
to the Albion which is particularly pointy and the Contessa which has a lovely bulbas
stubbeant.
So I got a thing in Yngel about eating and that and so I devised a week of
parsnip recipes in my mind you know because the wife won't have parsnips
actually in the house you know she says this to me she says
Your mother bring one of them pointy creased
fuckers into this house I will lump you so fucking
had your tits will harden then shatter with my first fucking body shot
Oh you know message we saved loud and clear off like you know I mean
I want to look in partner
So it's a day to day dream, but I devised a week of a week of personal chinos, just a dream.
Monday,
passionate ash browns,
deep or shallow fide,
nice and crispy crunch munching lovely
with a fide egg
and a perhaps a topic for after.
Just there, spicy,
passionate soup,
very nice with the,
the chubbend of a six-nice warbun.
When they're some urboiled pastnips, with bird's eye boiled in the bagcoring pasty sauce,
nice classy dish that like, you would feel like Mike Hammer on a hot air balloon adventure.
air balloon adventure. So there are past nips and chestnut salad and by salad I mean egg and chips. Try the past nip and potato big served like in a pointy mountain man, you
know right in closing countless or it's like a flat pie, you know, if you're dining with flat earth nutters.
Sat in a courage, passionate mash, a chance to have India
served with a nice pork chop or a tin kebabs.
Finally, Sunday, passionate pears.
Yes, passionate and rice, do go together,
but they can cause night gas and midnight creepings or you know go easy
well there you go Bob that's just wanted to say hello at the past nips and say my Alright, Bum!
Well, one thing is sure, and that is that life is a very long song indeed. a'r ddod yn ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni'n ddyn ni' staring at don't seem as vibrant as before like you know and I mean I get up and
I'm washing a kitchen sink you know cook the wifer boilies fill up the peanuts
you know for the flying birds take a broom to the front drive, you know. The Albanian fella next door is always up early, like
and in his garden having a cigarette, you know. We don't speak like you know, but sometimes it looks away.
Dog bit.
So, wife is in hospital like you know because of a dodgy leg but I can't visit today you know kind of what happened yesterday.
I used to allow the girl whenever I wanted you know because she's in a private ward like Mae'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r y Darling. Oh, to you. What the fuck do you fucking want? Sitting on me bed like a spooky fog and pear man?
I was having a nice fog and dream.
We're me and Mark Lonson, we're on a big fog and yacht.
Listening to Fleetwood fog and mackin' I was rib-sults.
I'm sorry about that love.
Anyway, I sneaked some grubbing like you asked darling.
I suppose you want a fucking medal dear, for turning it away when I've looked after you every day of me miserable fuck and life.
I don't need that love that. I brought you hard boilers and a cling film onion for your breakfast. You know I'll let you yass for. Mae'n gweithio'r boi'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r ymw'r boi'r oes yn yw'r maen nhw'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei'n ei and ate the food back in my career bag. You say the wife is on a strict diet,
I hope, reduced the swelling in her leg, but she know.
It's some kind of nurse, you know,
and he's got the wife's hospital breakfast.
Nurse says,
Hello, Yoto, breakfast is served.
Oh, hello, Stanley.
How lovely to see you, face. First thing, you are such a tonic.
It's too poor stacks on instant mush, just like you ordered.
Oh, and may I ask, are the yurks very furk in runny, as requested by a little sarsport?
Yes, of course, anything else you need? Well you could get rid of this lazy
useless fucking dial for me. You're such a coward Mrs. Bean, I'll see you later.
So wife you know talking to her poor cheese like. Now there's a proper fucking
poor cheese as Ronny as fuck and the slip Down me throat like a button and fucking frog.
Fuck, I'm perfect.
Wack out near, we're chave this level of constancy.
You horrible fucking dickhead. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'll let fuck and home. It's a fucking tomb. Now pass us me hard boilers.
So I layered the pale boilers on a dill there like
and she starts to took me.
Suddenly the doctor enters the room
and she sees what we're up to.
What's going on here?
You do know that she's on a strict limit of two eggs a day.
You have been warned about this, Mr Beardsley.
Oh, thank God you've come.
Just in time, Mr. Johnson, he straddened here like Rod Stewart at a head party and started
forcing me to eat his eggs.
He said if I didn't and I fucking caught, he would fucking bring me.
Is this true.
Be honest, Doc, she told me I had to bring them in.
She said if I didn't, she would take a hammer to me feet.
It's like a doctor, get him out of here.
I'll never get better with his fucking bed face in my room.
So Doc, it tells me I got the leave and I couldn't come visit unless I was contacted by the
hospital first.
So, here I am down in the dumps when we're in what the wife's getting up to with that nurse
better.
I'm a bit worried about how she's caught in, you know, without the legs.
I think I'll drive up there in the retail pack, I've looked at the posters on the windows
of Abby's furniture, maybe step up, so let's just see if he could stare that, you know.
Before I get off home, I got to cut the jokes from your joke joke, but for your mum's sake.
So I went and talked to her, you know, because I had a latest stuff we had.
All we did was apply a dressing.
I've been told that crocodiles, you know, can go up to 15 feet,
but I never seen one with modern fridays
My wife taught me I was too childish to do the day
last week we were shopping, you know
I was so shocked I almost fell out of the trolley
Oh, there you go
One pita be a sea Oh, there you go.
One piece of B is C. There's only one piece of B is C.
I'll see you, see you, Bob.
I'm going to start again. Alright, Bob.
Well, we've had a lot of sun chanurations lately and that always makes me feel a little bit It made me remember when I was a young I'd play football on the beach or chatting
up the last days at the fun fair. Happy days.
Dog did.
Anyway, life is back for the hospital now now and has been told she needs to get out
of the boat a bit more, you know, help her circulation and reduce the swelling on her legs.
So, so I was smiling like, I asked where she would like the girl, you know, for a trip
out and about like Well if I'm with you then somewhere where no one will fucking see us together
Don't you
Don't you fucking lay down a lot of me sunshine. Oh, do you think you are gonna be fucking Paxman?
Oh, what about we go fishmongers in Greenland market, you know, get you a nice bit of Taliban.
Taliban, you mean fucking halibut, you're dosy fucking clown.
Not a don't want to go to a sweaty, foreign fish shop.
With these pills I'm on our spillery contents like a fuck and top flush casie.
You'll be contents like a fuck and top flush casie!
Oh, okay, oh. Err, what about we have a drive down in the beach here?
Have a little paddle.
They call saltwater union and make me good for your legs, eh?
Oh, really?
Are you fucking serious?
Do you want me fuck undead?
The sea is full of shite flooring up from
Sonland. I might as well smear me legs with fucking Icyation Cack.
Okay and all those no problem man. What if we drive up the cave then dammit?
I will nice bit of lunch at your pub there. And do one exactly, stare at the fuck and water, count the fuck and trees, but at least you'll
be pretty fucking empty, I won't have to put up with people laughing at your fucking hair
cut. Does the poor do fuck and eggs?
I would look at the menu online. Here it is.
They do.
Ex-penetite.
So fucking elaborate.
Three egg omelet with choice of filling.
Three fuck an egg!
How are they fucking caring for a fuck and mice?
Scott's egg and salad.
Nah, just remind me of your big neck and fuckin' bollock
The egg will be like a little ad-bullet fucker that
Oh, here we go, love, here we go
Egg and Cress, man, there's sandwich
Cress, fuckin' Cress
That would just remind me of the time you made me of a muncha
Not pat your hair above your ass crack
No fuck that.
Well, well, that is all the empty shes up and see.
We could, you know, take a carry a bag full of hard boilers and now there's a picnic
by the reservoir.
Sit on the fucking deck with my swollen, fucking pins.
How did you arrive on this fucking planet?
Did you see the LnHMS Clown show across the useless fucking scene?
What do you want to do then, love?
I want to sit on my fucking sofa, eat a cup of la poachies on the hour every four hour
and watch back the back New Zealand border force.
I've got ten episodes backed up on the planet
and the pull of them is very fucking insistent.
Oh, OK, hello.
Well, I'll get the first batch of porches on.
And I don't want to see your fucking spooky face
other than you're when you're fetching the porches.
OK.
And one more for one thing.
Yes, sir.
Make sure every batch is very fucking runny.
Well done, love.
So, Bob, here I am in the spare room.
I'm a good stare at the wind then.
We're in to cut the next batch of porches.
Here's quite nice, really, but I'd best go.
And I've got a couple of jokes,
I'm your joke, or whatever, like I know you like that, like.
So, me, me, me, at Philip, and his lip remover last week,
now we just call him Philip.
I put so much pattern on him, he called us week,
I couldn't get in it. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith That's it your future, oxbogging. So, I'll say you about one piece of easily and only one piece of easily.
See you about.
All right, Bob. I'm just sitting in a spare room as we went to the man thumb, but he's
got to come down later in the fixed gas supply. We had to turn it off last night because
the wife is smangassing out here. Big problem now is now is I is wife's got a massive shot on because she
didn't get air, so legs, midnight
portages, or a morning soft boilers. And
you know, I'm seeing a disangry for good
good while I like you know. And it
going up on the Albanian fallodot last night to see if I could use it.
Mike were with it and I hope some ex put in.
He just stared at me as if I was in an adbed for a while and told me to fuck off.
So I went in the white spedule this morning, it was like walking in, you know, to that last hour of the
ex-office.
And more scary to be on the air, if you are very, very little.
Molly, you know that just that text from it, you can't see it there will be here.
Any time between 8 and 12 in.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How the fuck can it be? Good morning, good morning, how the fuck can it be?
Good morning, when I haven't so much as I've a fuckin' stiff of hot egg since
tea time for a guest here.
Well, you'll be fixin' love, and I've got three dozen downstairs already a cook.
Do you actually fuckin' relas how reliant I am on my egg intake I would you think
I put up living with the dosy clown like you eggs I use eggs to reduce the pain
and the fucking chin
I don't mean I got low-hey just do it with dolphin and you know making you
rat. How fuck off you miserable prick why don't you go and scare the length of fucking tongue and groove?
That's why you're fucking good for.
Eh, that point though, gas man, no I've done.
Life says, let me fucking deal with this.
So your wife bumps down stairs, like an answer to the door.
Well, you're Michelin, I'll nicely tan down,
and look in the middle of the night, and it'm looking very nice and tanned up.
And looking very nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice.
And I'm looking very nice and nice. Could I get you a nice cup of an abysk isolation?
No, I'm alright, folks.
What if you told me it's a bit stronger?
Maybe it's a sexy cocktail.
I never called Nick as unfair.
It's best on an egg for a knock.
No, I'm okay.
Well, don't hesitate to ask if there's anything I can't afford to confess you. on an egg-forken dog. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I've got near the boiler, you know. New wife says.
Yeah, let me have a fucking sniff in there.
I've got a very sensitive phone break.
I can sniff out a bad egg within minutes of it going on the fucking hand.
Now, would you like me to out love?
I don't want your legs swelling like a juicy noob.
No, fuck off and sit downstairs.
I don't want you creepin creeping about when I have got a company.
I'll get oiled up.
Right, let me squeeze past you.
And I'll have a good fucking route about.
You're a... then I hear a shout.
What the fuck are you up for, Puffa Jacket, don't you, ma'am?
I'm riding around!
Well, at this point, you know, I blah, you know I might be in deep shit. Oh
Fuck and stinks. What's this in your fucking pockets?
Well, no straight away what it is. It's a selection of me pockets. It's like I've forgotten the tag out in me poor for poor
More precisely a club stick. Custard the chicken wrap and a corn beef slice Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith I forgot about and poked snacks like, eh, left over from when I went over, stared the
bus step-ball. Like I give a handful of fuck about Yashin'
Anakin's, now a apologise to this lovely man of the gas, for wasting his time.
You're sorry about that, you know, mate. No worries, just glad it's all sort? Here, here's sir climbed in pleasant.
Let me see here, if you'd like.
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a gien yn ysio'r yna, yna'n gweithio'r yna.
Hwch yna.
Yna'n gweithio'r yna, yna'n gweithio'r yna.
A'r ddodd yn ysio'r yna.
A'r ddodd yn ysio'r yna.
A'r ddodd yn ysio'r yna.
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one is a freebie. I actually don't wish any training to be a bit mud?
You just pick it up as you go.
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