Athletico Mince - The Geordie Heat Collection Vol. 1

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music Hey Andrew, what? Well potentially good news, listen up. Steve Bruce, yeah, has got a new crime series coming out on Nutflix, yeah. That's a great idea. Yeah, the working title is Jordi Heat. Oh, I'm already invested. And the guys at Infinity Rocket Plus, plastics, have managed to hack me out and extract from the edits where you know where they're putting it all together. So I'll play it for you.

Yeah, yeah, go for it. So this is Jordy Heat and it's a bit experimental. It's got a lovely soundtrack. I'll play a bit of that to start off. Jordy Heat. Hot Jordy Nights. Hot Jordies. Jordy Heat. hot joddy nights hot joddies joddy heat there you go right here it is and hello this is Northumberland police joddy heat squad Constable Denise Welsh can I take you and me and please Mae'n ei'r unrhyw i'n ni'n plyis. Mae'n ei'r unrhyw i'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n ni'n gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n gwybod oes, mae'n Did you notice anything unusual on your way back up your massive drive? Oh, okay, I did see a fella looking at me from behind the tree and he was wearing a very bright hat.

Okay, that's good. Now, would you, Mr. Sting, would you be able to come down the station and give us a description of the man with the very bright hat behind the tree on your massive drive. I had not, I can't be bothered with that. I'll tell you I'll just buy a new look and a new X-Sas bike. Thanks for nothing. Mike Ashley enters the incident room. Right, as you all know, our chief superintendent might actually, this meeting of the serious crime squad sponsored by Sports Direct is brought to you by Sports Direct in a association with the Home Office at Sports Direct Enterprises. I'd now like to introduce you to your new boss at the Sports

Direct Sirius Crime Squad Chief Inspector Steve Bruce. I'll leave it to you, Steve. I'll be in the shitter if you need me. I thank you Mike. Right all of you's gather round. I'd like to introduce myself now my name's chief inspector Steve Bruce and I'll be heading up the serious crime division from now on. I'm hoping we can all get on and have a nice time and that. So any questions? Yes So any questions? Yes, DC Henderson. Uh, whoosh! Yeah, I like, man. Could restart your nor with a crunchy choppin' like, top in like, well, that's still be an option. Uh, thank you, sir.

Oh, and I hope you enjoyed your day here at the studio. I don't worry, Hendo. No big changes are going to be made. I'm going to convert the first and second-in-a-view rooms into a fishing chip Comke Bab shop that's probably the only big difference you'll notice. Yes, D.I. Shelby. Welcome on board, Inspector Bruce. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say what I'm magnificent, bulbous and pulsating

neck you have. It's quite beautiful like a pillowcase full of slugs. I just wanted to check that I will still only be working the night shift. Or graveyard shift or some call it. Monster Mash! I first of dear dear thanks for your lovely comments about me neck. Much appreciated. Mae'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r fwy'r f maximum. As you know boss, I love to investigate in a beautiful way. I love to collect evidence with flair and individuality and to submit my police reports in the form of poetry. Can you reassure me that my unique skills will not be shackled by a more pragmatic and boring

style of investigation? Look, to be honest, he said, maximum. It's time you realise that police work is not about entertainment. It's about grinding out results through good old fashioned copper in. Walk in the beat, ruffle up some prozzies, slip in a tent at the were snitch. Stop and search blitz is sponsored by Sports Direct. The old tried and tested tactics that you know occasionally get your result. But I promise you this maximum, and I have no hesitation.

In saying this, I will be getting your hat that can accommodate your sports direct headband. Thank you, boss. Headband, when my pub is born, I'll call it headband is thank you boss. Headband! When my pub is born I'll call it headband on a one-stop-jerry jacks-mouth! Don't of the dead! It's not a bad movie! Yeah yeah yeah! I usually watch it in my purple knickers! Now I've got one more thing to do. I would like to introduce you to a new member of the team. Now, first off, I have to say it is a lady. Fuck sake!

Oh no! No, fuck, that's fucked! A calm tone, calm down. Now she last worked with the force some four years ago and built up one hell of a reputation as an interrogator. You may remember the confession by Tony the plug-nubs, well it was her what got him the crack.

She's a sweetheart and a he-need-a-boot. Please welcome onto the team Mrs. Carol Beardsley. Come on through, sweetheart. Why don't you say a few words, pet? Mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod yn gwybod. Mae'n gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod. Mae'n gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn gwybod yn very herk and happy to be part of Jordy Squad. And remember, just because I've got fronties doesn't mean I don't pack a herk and punch. Would you mind, dear Bruce, if I had a quick word in your herk and ear? Right, you lot. Get yourselves down the new chippy and get a a gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd yn gyd Mae'n gwybod yn ymwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i off his sock and get stuck in these lads. Ha ha ha. Jordy Heat. Ha ha ha. Hot.

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You know you have an Ody Andy. What feels like a keeper? I like your... Jordy heat. So that's a new item, you know you have an ODI and a... What feels like a keeper? Infinity Rocket Plastics, I've got hold of a bit of script from the last episode of Jordy Heat, which is the box set that Steve Bruce has been is making for Nutflix, yeah. So I'd like you to help me here and he will have to a little bit of script form, I've sent it to you. So I'll read out the instructions, you know what I mean, whatever they're called. Is this a dock file?

How do you mean? Do you okay? Is it on a dock file, is it? I think it's a PDF. I think it's a PDF. I think so, but I think it's a PDF. What is it with? Where the shrinkum?

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Alright, Mr. Sting, can I be self-doubt? Now what seems to be the problem? But you know that skinny last-donna air! Well, she came round the massive house after the reggae club last night, and she's refusing to leave. I need some more of the cum-rub, put her out on her ass! Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith On account of me drive, be so massive! Well, we could send a squad cams distinct, but it might not be for a couple hours, and then of course it has to get up your massive drive. Come on, I'm with you! Fuck that! I've just got a giant e-cams and put it on me account! Thanks for voting nothing!

Chief Inspector, Mike Ashley enters the room. Right, listen up, you bunch of nilvin monkeys. Chief Inspector, Mike Ashley enters the room. Right, listen up, you bunch of northern monkeys. I'm getting real heat from the regional about the vandalism on the graves, heat and symmetry. I want an update now! Come on, do you, Bruce, fill my fitted lungs with info-fucking-my-should-you? I, of course, at this moment, we have DC Shelby and DC Carol Beadsley. A fucking bird, Gordelbott!

Ah no sir, it's caught as a nut. Anywhere, they are, as we speak, carrying out severe lens activities at the cemetery. We are hoping we might bag our offender tonight. Cut to exterior, heating cemetery, DC Shelby and Beedley are seated behind a large memorial. This is a fabulous gig for me, Carol! I love cemeteries and the dead and the darkness and that! What's with the cape, Jan-Jan? Has it got loads of fog on pockets or something? No! Pockets at all!

But when I raise it to my nose, I can peep over it, like it's a woolen fence. It makes me like a walking shadow. Even the dead can't see me, and they are great at looking at stuff. Are I fair enough? Hey, John! Even the dead can't see me and they are great at looking at stuff! Are I fair enough? Hey, John! Dear John, do your fancy air bovral and some boiled eggs.

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them like it's real life, or an out, you've got Kenny Jacket's eyes. Hold on, so much happening. Come resumes in to Henderson's monitor, external cemetery. Did you hear that, Carol? Soared like a hammer or a crowbar? Fuck! I want it to be at a wooden stake. I have a gange over my wooden fence.

What could he say John, J.J. John J. Oh, it's some less, walking a gravestone with a metal pipe, what a cheeky bastard. Come on, let's go and fuck her up. Carol and Shelby run towards the last with the pipe. Shelby arrives first, but the last high kicks him on the chin, and he falls to the ground defeated. The last turns to first Carroll. It's Cheryl Cole. Cuts to interior incident room. Mike Ashley.

Oh, God, we are right up, shit's creak now. That hourly leaves the bird! Give the little petler chance. She's pretty feisty as DC Beardsley, Kutto, exterior cemetery, Cheryl Call. Back off, Hilly! I'll kick your tits with a Sondaland! You're doing fucking scary, Michelle! You skinny, fuck unnot! Carol reaches into a bit, boxesxies through her six-years-y royals, that she has had in quick succession.

She then runs at shallow and falls out with one big lamp of a right forearm. Just as she is handcuffed in shallow, Peter arrives. Oh, I know about your boilers. I think you've knocked she'll call now, cunt! T-t-t-t! T-t-t-t! I think you've knocked Cheryl Corn out cold. I'm tired. What's she been for? Unutance. I am right for gun midnight creeper.

You're cold. Interior, Jordy, heat incident room. There you go, bus. Another crime on the time. Successfully closed by Jordy Heat. Well done, Dei Bruce. It's all retired energy for your celebrity. Exterior sermetry. Peter, do you know I brought the bitch down? Did you bite a West line? No, I used them spuds you putting me

beard box. If he wasn't for them, I might have chalked I'm fucking kicking. you're a codelard Peter. Thank you Ewa your bylars what should we do with Jair John Jair John Jair? I just leave him here he loves it and you'll make an I have a codel in the squad car. Do I get funnies I can have a club run the last time I ate these eggs. Thanks love. Jordy Knights, how we're the squad? What? Jordy's greets. Was it an exciting episode, won it? And a very, very exciting idea to do it that way, much.

You know the nation is watching Lina Jute, isn't it? For its, um, at least the tech its police detective procedure. Yeah, I count myself among that. Well, for me, it hasn't got a doesn't hold a finger up to Jordy Hate. You know, yeah, very rough. So with apologies for the like probably the third time running, I managed to get all of a bit of script from from Jordy Hete. I got it from Infinity Rocket Plastics.

It's just for people I've heard it. It's the script from the new Knopflicks series starring Steve Bruce as the head of Jordy Hete, which is Jordy's series crime squad. Let's get it read. All right, I'm ready. Jody heat. Hot Jody streets.

Crime on the time. How we're the squad! Jody Heat! Interior, Jody Heat Incident Room. D.C. Denise Welch answers the phone. Y'all threw a Jody Heat. D.C. Denise Welch speaking, Oh, not pretty, you!

Excuse me, sir. What was that that you said? Nothing, nothing, nothing, a set of words. Okay, how can I help you? Yes, you've read, this is Mr. Sting from the massive house. My wife, Trudy, can't find her yoga mat and she's getting a red carbon. Well, do you think you've looked everywhere, you know that it could be? He's drawing it out, yeah?

Have you seen the size of this house? It's massive. No, I would have sent some carbon-jowned homeers look for it. Well, we might be able to do that, but it wouldn't be till at least tomorrow. Tomorrow? That's all good. Hold on, I've got an idea.

Jody, I'll wait on that's all good. Hold on, I've got an idea. Jody, are we on Amazon Prime? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we are. Right, I'm just buying a new logo mat on Prime. Tell me quicker than these Johnny H. Clowns. You know what, next time I might fall up this smoggy squad in Miss Blair. Well that's up to you, Mr Sting. Nialslas, goodbye. Mae'n gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r a dust cloud incident. I want you, DC Henderson and DC Shelby to take a turn, each at getting him the confess. Now he's a tricky character and there's no knowing whether he's got the

ability to create more dust if he gets a straw. Which of yours would like to try first. Oh, let me at him, boss. I know these dusty assholes. Gray bloodless specters. With an antipathy toward the evening. At a fear of the moon. He will be like putty in my arms. He'll sign a confession in his own blood. Once I finish with him, monster mash! OK, DC Shelby.

You go first. He's waiting for you in the sports direct interview room one. Interior sports direct interview room one. DC Shelby enters the room carrying a small box. I'm DC Shelby and I know that you are the dust master. Come to the tomb to cosmehem and low visibility. Why not just admit it was you who clouded up the coscutter on chapel row? No comment. Oh, it's like that is it. You should know that I've been dealing with your type for over a thousand years. Here, take this, your dustiness.

Shelby opens the small box to reveal a silver crucifix, whilst covering his own eyes he thrusts it into the face of the suspect, the suspect simply smiles. Shit! Does it not bother you? It gives me the effing creeps! Honest, just one look, and I go as quirky as a labrador of the disarrano! DiBruce enters the interview room. Alright DC, she'll Shelby that's enough.

I can see that your spooky stuff isn't going to work on this lad. How we out whilst I let DC Henderson have a crack. They both leave and DC Henderson enters. Alright yes, just a dusty mash, to rust's and what seems to be the general situation here like you know Vizavviz the incident like No comment. Oh absolutely agree with that and I've won dog since what must be on since I'm like six years old and Country-froading is always gonna crack eventually, you know, especially if it's being urinated unlike your comment.

The I-Brook Center's the room. Can I have a word please, DC Henderson? Interior corridor outside, interview room. Bruce, Shelby and Henderson are talking. Now Lads, it doesn't seem like it's going... It doesn't seem like it's up for God in his voice. I agree. I agree.

Now, Lads, it doesn't seem like he's gone a crack on. So, I've got an idea. It's a bit left-feel mind. DC, Carol Beardsley, has asked if she can have a good, the suspect. Oh, woman! I know it sounds daft, but I think we might give the sweet out a chance. So a f***, who are Mount Melads! Good to interior interview room.

DC beards the enters and places six hard boilers on the table. She remains silent, she sprinkles salt and sugar on the eggs, and then swallows them whole, one by one. Oh, I absolutely love half a dozen boilers to wash me dinner doom. Is that why you were in cost cutters to buy some fucking eggs? No comment. Carol swellers hard before regurgitating a whole boiled egg and placing it on the in front of the suspect. Eighth it, eighth it, fuck an boiler! Your judge, are we speaking now, are we?

Calorie Gurgitates another two-hole boilers. Eighth them, eighth the lovely chamber of bileforegun goodness. Oh wait a solicitor, you're worse than the first prick with a boiled head and the cap. At this Carol leaps across the desk and places the suspect in her headlock. Listen, sunshine, you either confess that you are the cost could a dust clope for a nut, or I will reeeve or un-gagitate the four-half dozen and ram them down your neck with the heel of my size nine for an e-lamp dancing boots.

Five minutes later, interior corridor, Carol exits the interview room holding a sign statement in a hand. There you go, lads. It transpires that he emptied a full hoover bag all over the freezer section as a protest against the shop's refusal to stock Findus Funky for heaters of which he is very very forken fun. Well done D.C. Beardsley. I must admit me and the wife really enjoy a Funky Findus of an evening when we're watching salvage hunters. I think a caution is all that's needed here. Would anyone like a boilered egg?

DC Henderson, Shelby and Bruce all gratefully accept a boiler from Carol. Lovely and sweet monster! I and slightly sweet too, lovely, really lovely. slightly sweet too lovely really lovely Jordy hates hot Jordy nights crime on the time how we hear the squat so there you go Ah! Incredibly, I've managed to get a script for the next episode of Jordy Hate on Nutflix. So shall I read that one out for you Andy? It's interesting, isn't it?

Please do, do Robert yes. Starts with PC Denise Welsh answering the phone in the incident room. Okay. Jordy heat. Hot Jordy streets. Crime on the time. How we're the squad? Jordy heat. Hello, you're through to Jordy heat.

Fighting crime on the time without any bother. How may I help you at the day? Oh God not you! Sorry what was that saying? Oh nothing! I was just talking to me pet woodpecker! I was talking to me! Some pet woodpecker! He was petting at me part-time! Okay sir, can I take you there please? It's my Mr Sting from the massive house on the massive estate with the massive walls. Oh hello Mr Sting, now what can we do for you? I can't find my favourite vest and truly is out in a powerful sports car and I don't know what to do.

You'll need to send some copper sound. Find my best or I swear I will suffice there's something. Maybe this stable block I don't know I haven't decided yet. Now calm down Mr Sting, have you had a good look for it? No I'm too upset. Well, how long do you think Trude will be out in her car? It's my car actually. Okay, Pat. In your car. Oh, she don't know. She went out and got some billiards, but they're not that easy to get all of these things. Same as the Ajax and then she might be ours and I'm sat here with a wee rest.

You're like shit. Now, have you looked in the washing machine and ironing piles, Mr Sting? We thought, don't wash it in the iron, we just tossed it out when it's dirty, or we shoved it. Okay then, do you remember where your last saw your vest? Yes, I don't. Okay, and where you remember where your last saw your vest? Just a dope! Okay, and where was it, Pat? It was on the floor next to the crab school chair in my loot room.

Are you, now, are you able to get to your loot room now, Mr Sting? Yes, I'm going there now. Please stay on the line. I am still here, Pat. Now you're very brave, you're doing really well. I'm at the door now. Shall I open it? How's that do risky? Open it slowly, Mr. Sting. Now you're doing great. I mean, I can see me vest, not thanks to you, nor I had to do it all myself as you, you will.

You should change your nerve from Johnny's Quotter, Johnny Todd. Thanks for nothing, goodbye. Do you know, Steve Brokes and Azansident Rome, who was that you were talking to? Oh, oh, it was just a mistake from the massive whos, his harmless really. Uh, you'll love eating a night Denise. I brought some garlic pie and piccolonians with me.

It's your fancy little office picnic. Oh, why, I, Steve, people might think you're trying to make a move on me. I, maybe I am. Steve takes a piccaldon onion out of its kitchen paper. And slowly places it into Denise's mouth. Ooh, just how I lay them big and juicy and tart. We're till you try it with some of the pie, Denise. Steve puts a chunk of pie in his mouth and then moves into a kiss to niece.

Just as their lips are about to walk, to meet in walks PC Callal Beardsley. Oh, I got the fuck is going on in here! Sting in it! The quite similar one. What the fuck is going on in here then? Are you trying to know with a boss? Is mad and everybody for unnoos it? If I catch you getting the flair done again, I'll don't he kick you ass! Mae'n gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r gwaith ymwch i'r g in the room, holly up mind, I'm very, very, very, forgun clammy. I, ok carol, just coming.

Bruce leaves the incident room with carol, and Denise spits out the onion and gets stuck into the gallop eye. Jordy hates. That's it. Lovely stuff. Maybe a bit of love interest there and the Abetian Anagons. Oh yeah, hopefully that will develop over the next few episodes. Crime on the time. Hot Jody Knights. Jody Streets. Full of crime. Jody Heats. Interior Jody Heat Incident Room. PC sees in these wash answers the phone. Hello, pet, you're through the Jody Heet.

How can we help you at the day? Sting. Oh, fuck it's here. Sorry, what was that you said? Nothing. Just me knew, your go boots are a bit squeaky. Now, listen, it's Mr Sting here, from the massive house with the massive gates. And I need one of your squad over here, Prado, on account of our ongoing emergency situation.

Oh, aye, what's the nature of the emergency, Mr String? It's not Stringy, it's Stingy, silly cow. Excuse me, what did you say? I was talking to you! I was talking to me, Piglet to me piglet who was just a fat and he does it me alright then pet so what is your emergency got a last well you know the rash pavilion courty house on the head with street why I of course the one that hangs the non-breds upside down on a pool at your table no I have stopped maddering on I only asked if you knew it Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio. Mae'n gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio.

Mae'n gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio. Mae'n gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio. Mae'n gweithio yn gweithio. Mae'n gweithio yn gweithio yn gweithio. Oh yeah, I knew that! So listen, I ordered a take away chicken madras, but as soon as I took my first bite, it is absolutely definite that they have given me a fin to loo. It's an absolute fire plate of our reality, take me hook boots off cause of sweat. What did it say it was on the lid of the chair, Mr Sting? Yn yw'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaith did fork on massive so anyway cut the small talk what are you gonna do about it and and what is it you suggest we do do we do pet lamb heany said the squad car

round to the courier I was smashing up from the basement and arrest the head chef and the blogger took me out there no and when he can he do that, Mr. Sting. Yus! Sorry, what was that? Nothing! Would you try to be piglet? Who's just had a fat on me and boats? Okay, well, that'd be all, Mr. Sting. Well, maybe you could at least tell me how I might take the edge of the curry heat. Oh, well, what about par in a fresh, cup of fresh cream into the sauce? The only cream I have is in true, this cream horn, and if I nick that you'll go,

yep, shit, she might even throw the best ones. Hold on, Mr. Sting, I'll just ask one of my colleagues. DI Bruce, do you know of anything you can do to make a curry less hot? Well, uh, oh, what I always do is, uh, mix in a- a fresh cream. Cried sick! Gentlemen, hasn't got any fresh cream? Or has he not got cream a horn or an acclare that he could scoop the cream out of. No, no, Mr. Diabroce hasn't. Well, well that's the only tactic I know of. I generally just stick the one tactic, you know, and if

that doesn't work, I just shut me eyes and think of me beach house in Portugal. What about you, PC cattle beets? Have you got any ideas? Oh yeah, very much so. What you need to do is separate six egg yolks, warm them for 30 seconds, probably in the oven microwave, then stir them into the curry. That should take the edge off and give the sauce a nice eggy bent. o'n micruf, ac yn ymdyn ni'n gwyllwch, ac yn ymdyn ni'n gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gwyllwch i'r gweithio'r y bear duck please, very good and thank you for your attention, Adel, goodbye! Carol, sorry Denise can you go and get that for us? I don't want Mr Sting complaining Adel's a Ashley, but I thought we were going to have some Sustagious and Paparil in the stock room, I know a sweet act, but the reputation of the squad comes first. I suppose you're right, boss.

Music I've got an exciting episode of Jordy Hate and Lowe. What'd you think of that? I'd love to hear it. Okay, here we go. I hope you enjoy it darling. Alright. Jordy heats. Crime on the time. Hot Jordy nights. Jordy streets full of crime.

Jordy heats. Jordy Heats Interior JordyHeat HQ, dirtime, the phone rings and it's answered by DS Denise Welsh. Hello, you threw the Jordy Heat, fighting crime on the time all nice and cany-like. How can I help you out of the day? Oh, I'm not new again. A pardon, sir. Nothing, I was just saying, me looks are in pain, there's nothing you are business.

It's your problem, sir. Now, can I take your name, please? It's me, Mr. Sting, from the massive house, a one-hour massive estate, with the three massive garages. Oh, hello, Mr. Sting. Mae'n gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith So you need to send all your best coppers straight away and take some fingerprints, settle the police Gordon. If you don't mind, I might have to throw them. If you don't, I might have to throw me massive gong out of the window and there's a gravel. Right, okay, try and keep calm Mr Sting, have you looked for the balls?

I can't because I've been stolen! What have I been made from? Gold, man! Okay, calm down. Are you near the snooker table now, Mr. Sting? I'm sitting on it so I can't call it shit. That way as well! All right, how big is the table? Oh for no massive I'll tell you that. All right can you have a look in one of the holes for what? What for? I've never used it before. They've got like nuts on them off in the kitchen. Flies and table worms and that. Just do it nice and slowly. Give it a go, don't rush it. Okay. I can see them even a go on. Ah, isn't that smashing. So why didn't you wriggle? Tell us

the way they're there, you're on. I've been getting all head up when I could have been playing the bongos, the Phil Collins gamers. You're like a useless. The baddies will be off where Mae'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n and the engine makes sparks if I put it in the super thrust. Try that to sound exciting. I'll focus it. Okay. Okay then Mr. Sting, pick us up at Jordy, he'd HQ about 530. Shall I bring my loot? No, that's all right Pat. Okay, see you later and make sure you do come on your own. Cut to remote woodland clearing.

Denise is sat on an old tree stump. String is playing as loot. I thought you said you wouldn't bring your loot. No I never. You said bring it but I said I wouldn't. Anyway came your chop shot or I'll leave you here in the forest. What is full of werewolves and that's sort of shit. There's me song.

She was a strong new maiden with walnut in her. She said the height, the hiccups, I got sad pitched by your bed. She wore a golden necklace, and I'd have this in her sack. And nose was bent in crooked. She had warts all down her back. Oh, please, Mr. Sting, stop it. I can't stand the sound of that fucking loot.

It makes me splank, Edel. I don't know which one of it I can take. Oh, there you! You are getting right there, my nerds! That's it, I'm going to abandon you to the werewolves and all the other sorts of shits. No, please don't leave me here with all these sorts of shits. What not about here, please Mr Sting, no, it reminds me of it. Up, perhaps you shall call those uses, past his it, Johnny Hate.

Good luck with that like, deliver help helped me! I don't love you! Suddenly the sound of the Johnny Hate Mo'pet is heard revving into the clearing. It skids to a halt and off steps DI, Steve Bruce. Watch out boss, he's got a loot! Alright Mr Sting, don't do anything stupid. I want you to slowly, very slowly, put the loot down on the floor, and don't you dare strum it, or you'll refer it. Oh God not you! How did you even find me, you normally useless? Never mind that. Just put the loot on the ground and step away from it. Sting does as he's told and leans

dejectedly against his supercar. Oh thank god you came boss, I don't think I could have taken much more. I'm just doing my job pet. How did you find me by the way? I will PC Shelby bought a lot of tracking devices off the dark web and I've had them installed Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r Why don't you plers a few tunes before we get off? Really? Do you mean it? Yeah, not just kidding, was on! No, we'd love to hear a few tunes, come on off you go. Alright, here you go. He was a noble copper. Come on, get him his hair. He's like spineth his belly.

He had a terrible load to bear. His last sea was so pretty with a book on her boot and at some say in the forest they listen to me on me loot. A close-up of Denise and Bruce's fingernails digging into the back of the tree stump. Oh! Joddy, fuckin' heat! So, that was a long, sorry about that. And that was all right. That was very long, but it was a very high quality at the tournament.

Jordy hates crime on the time. Hot Jordy nights. Jordy streets full of crime. Jordy hates. time. Jody Heats. Interior Jody Heat Incident Room. Di Bruce is talking to PC Welch at a desk. I hope you haven't forgotten about our little private training session this morning. Denise.

E of course not Inspector, I can he wait, I've got a sausage roll and a flusco bovral all nice and warm in me hot bag. I'd sound smash in Denise, I bought a couple of almond magnums for afters, I can't wait see you later. The phone rings and is answered by a PC Denise Welsh. Hello, you are through a Jordy heat, fighting crime on the time, how can I help you? Somebody or something has done graffiti on me barn, where I keep me outpack as? Ok slow down pet, first of all tell me your name and your address.

What does that even matter for? I didn't do the graffiti. More likely it was that I saw a bugsy. If it was then you'll never catch him because he strict me anonymous. You know I like that man. Listen, I need you near my address so we can complete a crime sheet. But, ignore it. It's least distinct from the massive house whereden massive drive and the massive garage is oh Hello, mr. String so when did this happen? Well, it wasn't there last night when I fed the old packers All right, oh yeah, what do you actually feed them? Coconut Mangos berry berry cuss cuss and Trudy special mix

Oh, yeah, I's in the special mix? Khan Cobbs, Buckbier, and... And a little bit of beans. Everywhere what I can't do with catching the graffiti bastard, but he uses you lot. Okay, less of the attitude, please, Mr Sting. Oh, sorry about that. Now, can you describe the graffiti to me? Well, it's like something a child would do. If the child was insid, like, because its mind was infected by the spirit of Bogo for clown.

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rules, Carol? Better than that. I've got a 12 pack of scotch eggs and a flask of hot eggnog. Oh great, a cany-wait. Great Akani Wait! you