Athletico Mince - The Hodgson Collection Vol. 2

Episode Date: May 28, 2023

To celebrate his return to management, here’s a round-up of Roy’s appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Come on, Ryan. Hello. Good morning. What is it afternoon? I don't really know. Right. Little man there. I thought you were in the television, so I assume you've got some money.

Yeah, well, not well not really, right. Whatever, I'll hear you put you an idea to you and I would like 250,000 pounds in return for 5% of the company. Alright well like it's Dragon Den or something. I know what that means but Dragon's Ironfall so yes. Well I don't have that sort of money but alright if you've come in specially I'll hear you out. Yeah, right. There we go It's a tabletop military strategy game with a medieval fantasy theme as called Roy Hammer Roy Hammer

Why it sounds like what I'm a tomato man. No, no the difference is negligible That exists in entirely different fantasy realms you really it? I don't have cool, calm people, idiot. So if you want me to invest in your company. So you squire, I don't know who I was thinking, I'm just so passionate about who you are man. Who you are man? So I have you developed the battle figures separately for Riyama, you know why do you have to paint up yourselves? Oh well first of all any of that, I reckon if I just get some news ones off eBay that's just suffice, I don't want to get too bogged down in the detail at this stage. Alright well what about the playing service to provide that?

Well I've really fought too much about that either, again a warmer ball will be perfectly adequate for Roy Amma, but it's important that the players refer to it as a little bit of the ball when they're playing for a couple of reasons. So you're not providing the ball? Well I suppose I could knock something up on the back of the round of all by your own but of course the next one. A job not. I'm with you charging.

I'm with you charged for a little bit of the ball. A little bit of the ball. I'm so quick. I haven't fully crunched the numbers yet. So from what I've heard it's undriquid for a piece of wallpaper at the moment, yeah? Well, I've come to the bloke plastic carrier bag, it's got a voyama written on the side, the customers will be paying for its collectivity. So what, the wallpaper will fit in the bag with it?

No, not really, you're needing to follow it up a few times. Look, where is this, how kind of ex-German interrogation? Are you gonna try and water-bought me or something? No, I'm just trying to get an idea about, you know, how it's... Look, where is this? How kind of each German interrogation? Are you gonna try and waterboard me or something? No, I'm just trying to get an idea about you know how it... I'm... I'm... I'm... What? This is starting to feel like so kind of loose.

I do... I'm sorry, right? Some kind of... A loose. A loose. A loose. A scheme. A loose. Look, forget it. I'll take my idea.

A dead lives of porno. Only arrested any old shit. Good day to you. All right. See you, bye. Yes, sir. Good luck, Roy. There he goes. Now don't invest in any else shit good day to you There he goes So you're not gonna invest in that ain't it? Well, what did you think is like blow plastic bag with some more paper and Really good good catch on

That's a bad don't play a war hammer. So I don't know how much our last stuff costs I've got no comparison. What do you do? You blast it bags, do you suppose I've a no cake, my re-use them? He's re-use every bag. Bugs for life, mate. Yeah, my car boot is full of bags for life. Right, I'll take him down the beach and burn him. Pfff.

You could go to be responsible in it. Yeah, suppose I see it. Yeah, and if it gets out of control, it can just get some seawater and put it out, got it. Yeah. Alright, that's Royal Chin outside that. Oh there he is, yeah, go on, let him in. Hey, right, right, you coming in? Yeah, alright, stand aside, stripman, don't be in, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go. So you must be excited about the new season coming up, right? Well, you some fairly said fight with the trans-fed dealing

to crystal fence. Quite a lot to be positive about. OK, you're talking football, yeah. Of course I am a football manager. What else will I be talking about? That's not you just surprised me. I thought you'd be talking about Raiama. What?

Raiama. I don't know what they're sorry. Really? Oh, wait, what, Raiyama? What? Raiyama? I don't know what I'm doing, sorry. Really? Oh, wait a minute, what about Raiyama? Raiyama? What? Raiyama? No, never do that. Perhaps you're confusing me with Grandpa, the young new, brightening over, your furniture.

But you always talk about Raiyama, Raiy. Look, the lawyers have come down to me like a ton of bricks. I'm not even allowed to mention it anymore. I'm fucked. I'm probably gonna have to sell with Frizzo. I covered the legal bills. God, that's a shame, innit? R-Roy, Rory, what? What was that, right?

Nothing. Nothing. No, it sounded a bit like... Nothing? N-Nothing! Look, I have to go. I have to go. I fucking pin of the spot or something, I can't stand this See him go then So a rocket he's a man is well man, and he he's done his Roy. I'm a thing and the warhammer people aren't happy and

They've done him all ends up Oh pullo, right. He's ruined ruined. You have to go back football management now I just thought he could still mention war hammer because that's good for them Well, it must have been part of the yeah, I'm gonna then nondisclosure agreements they get these days You know, I'm an junction thought one of them things. Yeah one of them things yeah Is that Roy? I'm just an outside Right, I think it might be I'll go and let him in

Shall I go on then? Alright Hey Roy, come on Get yourself in Have a seat Hey Roy Oh, you perished slack bastards What's going on in here?

We're doing our podcast, podcast row. You never heard of it. Well, I didn't tell you why it was called, actually. Doesn't matter. I know all the podcasts, and I'll never order this one. No, all right, oh. It's about, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, wh no sense to me then. Ah, I see, so your season of palace hasn't got off to a great start, right? Ah, I couldn't care less about that. What is that?

Oh, the one main objective of the summer was to wake up the Wilfrey Zahar. Objective-swashed with extreme prejudice. I know, but Roy you've only got one point and one goal. Yeah, ooh, that stuff was a frippery. Alright, a frippery. I need to retain Zahar's services for my woman needs. Sorry, it's is a frippery. I needed to retain that high services for my war needs. Sorry it's all a frippery. It's all a frippery. So you war hammer needs. It's worthless to be on a football field. That's the call out of field. Yeah, I think so, right. So you knock back a hundred million for Wilfors,

so you could play a war hammer weapon. Yeah, it's a loose. OK, my word. I'm sorry, right? A loose, loose. A loose, yeah. Yeah, the Darth Barster just uses wood alms or lizard men in every single situation.

No imagination or tactical variation whatsoever. Nine times out of ten. I just detonate whenever he turns up with That's the kind of man I need in my school at Phelous What like even if you end up getting relegated Well that's not my club I couldn't really give two hoots Hey what about Roy Hammer? Is that still going? No no it's not The war ever people came around and watched me

While they may reset fire of all of it Legal stuff you know? Oh, it is a shame, innit? Oh, no, I'll pay, eventually. That's all I'm saying. Well, anyway, I've got to go now because it's free for two on paints up the wall, I'm shopped, and I'm low on nirgling green

and pink aura. Where's the door? It's just that way you can, man, right? Are you sure? It's just like a loose? No, that's not a loose. That's there, where you can come in. Oh, yeah, no, I'm working, I sit there. All right, put the weight. Are you sure? It smells like a loose. No, it's not a loose. That's there, where you came in. Oh, yeah, no, I'm working on sitting there.

Oh, boy, put boy. There you are. There you are. Well, I'm out. You're quite chippy today, Roy. Yeah, well, football's back in it. Yeah, that's where he's best. And he just wants down, he's got just a play-a-war.

Hammer in the wall, a bit of a warm. It's that $100 million quid in the kit, even because the policy tick, you wanna need, tick to choice or whatever you say. So I thought I'd do a crime files. Right. Okay, Andrew. All right, well, I need you to help me with this. Right, that means I've got to get the sound effects up.

You've got to get sound effects up. You've got to get your head rounding. Oh, I am alert and ready. Go. Crime files. We lock our doors at night to keep out the outside world, to keep evil out, but what happens when evil has a key? These were the words spoken by Neil Hunt, nonsense potter. A man who knows firsthand how evil can deceptively find a way into your home without warning, prepare to enter his nightmare. September 25th, 2018, was just another stale and humdrum day at Neal's nonsense pottery, situated in an old coach house just off the high street in the village of Rothham.

Neal arrived at 730 to fire up his kiln, leaving his studio doors wide open. His first customer entered the pottery at 11am and started to examine the pieces on display without acknowledging Neil's presence. After about five minutes, Neil decided to break the silence. Excuse me! Sorry. Excuse me, matey boy. A simple hello or good morning wouldn't go a miss you know.

It's called Good Manners, and like everything else in this country, it seems to have gone to hell like a tub down a water slide. Oh, I do apologize. I didn't see you there. Is this your nonsense pottery? It was Roy Hodson, manager of the Crystal Palace Football Hub. Yes I kneeled and hugged Nonsense Potter apology accepted. Is there anything in particular you're looking for? Have you heard of the fantasy war strategy game? Whoooaah! I'm so sorry what was that? Whoooaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah! Whaaah!

I'm never heard of it. What's it got to do with not the sense of pottery? Well each player has a small army of figurines that fight for the renaissance of the virtual battle on e.g. a 6 full 4 full tables of fucking Nora. So you're looking for something for a grandchild or a hospital kid. Now it's for me. On the right over a lot of destruction at Crystal Palace. I reckon if I get my own customized pieces that my address towns had, whatever the event's breakdown, I can replace it with a half-wit youth player every day. Well, the deer was back down and I could replace him in half with you flier every days. But you're about fucking 80! Is your mind drifting or something? Are you on the pills? Like half the rest of this fucking Todd kingdom? What did you say? I don't even know that I'm 72 years old age. And that in all years is a meager 31 years old.

What the fuck was that you said meager? Meager! Meager! Meager! What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what, what, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what, what, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what, what the fuck, what the fuck, what, what, what, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what, effect axe. He believes himself to be Grimbor Ironhide, commander of the green skin orcs. Look Wilford, give this little prick a clap with your axe. Why what has he done, Puss? Oh he's accused me of having mine drifted being on the nerve pills. Now, as you're raining loaded destruction, I command you to clear him up a bit. Sahar took a few steps towards Neil and raised his steel effect axe above his head preparing to strike.

Now hold on, now fuck, just fucking hold on. This is a private fucking pottery, and who in the name of a lifelong fuck contest is this bogus fucking Todd warrior? I'm the representation of Grimbo Ironhide, you know the warlord of the green skin orcs. My armor is forged in blood and my sword getsnick is it right bastard in it? Is this something to do with wardamer? Wuh, wardamer! Wuh! something to do with Wadama. Wadama. Wadama. Wadama. Wadama. Wadama. Wadama. Well, I'm not for fuck's sake. Speak, speak like a fucking goblin with a mouthful of piss. Just get out. Both of you get out of my potterie or phone the police or am I even phone my brother and you should know he owns a fucking sword and porry. I'm in high

Wickham. Haha. The police are gonna be much good against Grimgoye and Hight. He's a fucking lunatic. Stuck and down Grimgle Ironhide! He's a fucking lunatic! Stuck it down Grimgle and we'll bore him! So how raised his axe again and bought it down on Neil's skull? The shaft of the axe disintegrated immediately on impact. Neil was totally unhinged. POLICE STYLE! POLICE FUCKING STYING! Europe against Neil Hunt nonsense potter! And you come armed with a fucking axe from Clownschool!

Fuck, say woofers! You've been cut in corners on the old weaponry! Did you bring any postions we could lob into this muckets face? Yeah, I got a small pouch of devil's hemlock in it. Ooh, lob it into his machine, you skinny freak! Sahar immediately took a small glass bottle out of his slacks pink Out of the slacks beneath his fake armour and threw a quick, threw a thick green liquid into Neil's face. Ah, I'm fucked!

Jesus, it's viscous! It's, it's fucking acid! Have you done a fucking dance floor attack on me? Why would you do that to lovely old me? I give money to shit donkeys. Hold on, is this very fucking liquid? Yeah well spotted, you're not real hemlock is well crunchy to get old, aren't it? You're using the detergent in the heat of battle, you whittlest bologn.

Come on, if it's all you've got on your luck and we better fuck off. And it's miserable clay shit all. This bologn is more an angry muffet. Yes, yes, go on, if it's all you've got on your luck and we better fuck off, and it's miserable clay shit all! This bologn is more angry, Muppet! Yes, yes, go on, your pair of Todd warriors! Fuck off out of here! I'm Neil Hunt and I'm loving my fucking life! And Neil laughed and laughed as if every single grain of sand in his kiln was delivering the punchline to a political joke.

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All right, Roy, how are you doing? Oh, you're all so old. What do you want now? Well, I'll just a quick chat, see how you are, or what have you been up to? Well, I've been sitting in a quiet cafe, lighting up my Christmas list. Oh, alright, nice, and what you're up to get. Let's trick-quisting in futile little men. No, I'm genuine, what you're up to get. First of all, top of mind, and any right- and any right thank you persons Christmas list is a new primaries

intercessor what I'm a faction figure more what about what what what what's that what was the figure called what was the successor okay I've got it I am heard of it to be honest that's because you're truly an individual, it's like. Yeah, no need for that, right? It's a little bit of a deal for that.

Yep, tell us about it then. Well, it's the first of a war ever action figure. It's a collectible grade, a posable model with over 50 points of articulation. The build quality and the paint finishing are fucking dream come true. Nice, nice. It's very nice indeed. They've captured features like the Impregnary list on his breastplate, a distinctive Mark X faceplate, a very crisp detail while reminding faithful to everything that makes a space

meridiously recognizable. Merced in poldrons, looming pavents, flaired grieves, and of course the belt rifle. I really don't understand that but you seem very happy about it. Well I've finished it, Dickman! The Pike finishes its tickets and vibrant! Resplendent in the blue heraldry of the Elks through the Marines! It is a very nice day time! The squad marking show this figure to be a warrior from the Ferb Battalion squad of the second company! Oh yeah, and is that a good thing? It's fucking blinding! Everything about this model was crafted with attention to the detail and reverence for the source material.

But of course, it also promises to be really fun to play with! Right, are you just reading out like a press release? No, fuck off! Alright, can't downright! Sorry, I'll just nervous on missing out on it! Alright, it was good, old year X is gonna buy it for you then. Well, I'll be dropping some subtle hits with the palace led legs. I'll put a big picture of it on the first team That was bought with a worry the thing that I have a whip-round you get me it or send them all on like the true

Choo-choo-do TROO-DO! TROO-DO! TROO-DO! I can't be asked for any of this. What way I was shot for something I'm gonna get some new pants Good luck Clowns Warmer Hey for remaining in this. What were we all shops over there, I'm going to get some new paints. I'll show you that guy. Good luck. Clowns.

Woooh, my man. Right. It doesn't like it when people don't emotionally invest in these hobby of shows. Do you think that Sahar and Andres Townsend want to play with him? What do you think he thought? He's got nothing he made them do it.

He's made him do it. He's adding a bonus into their contract, you know. Bit sad that, in the 80 grand a month, extra simply a war on my twice a week with him. And I don't know, that's a capitalism work, I suppose. We've managed to get Roy Hodgson,

a journalist on the line, live from his home, where he's living in lockdown. Um, are you there, Roy? Is, hello? Is this the thing? Yeah, hi right, it's Bob here. Bob, are you the one with the face, not the boxing club? Sorry right, I missed that. How are you coping with my quarantine right? Who are you doing, will thank you. It's allowed me to dedicate a lot more time to my main passion in life. Let me guess, right, it's not football, is it?

to my main passion in life. Let me guess, right, it's not football, is it? No, no, it's not. Whore ever. Whore ever. Whore ever. Whore ever. No, whore ever. Oh, whore ever.

Whore ever. Yeah. Yeah, you part-locust. Is your foot on the line, aren't you, Sammy? No, it's fine at this end, right? Are you still able to play whore, ma'am, then lock down, you're usually playing Crystal Palace players, aren't you? So how would you play? Well, all you're doing now is that my whole room needs to be catered for and I'm very happy.

So you've got an opponent and your wife, someone like that? No, not my wife. I love her very much. But she doesn't have the brittle dick still, you're required. It wouldn't give me a satisfactory war every experience. I'll be playing against myself. I must say, I'm a trickiest opponent to date. It's a very tense battle over the past few weeks. Ha! So your wife isn't involved at all?

So what she mean to keep herself occupied? Well, she's been spending most of her time with her friend Christine who was staying with us for a long weekend when the lockdown was announced. Christine has been here ever since. Well that's nice and now it's not just the two of you are supposed. Are they okay while you're busy with the war hammer? Yeah it's spending a lot of time to give her a plane. Whereummy cub. Sorry, what room cub? Rummy cub. Rummy cub.

It's a time-based game for two and four players. Can put in elements of the card game, Rummy and Marjon. Rummy. Rummy. Rummy. Rummy. And have you... Rummy.

Okay. And Marjon. Rummy. And have you not been joining in with them, right? I've never asked me to. Oh, would you like, would you actually like to be playing Rumi Cove? No, no, not really. I've got my war room, I've been dead, set up with a garage, I've got stacks, pop, I've very happy all my health, thank you. Do you not get bored, right? It'd be nice to play Rumi Cove maybe once, no? No, I don't want to play Rumi Cove, I don't think no? No, I don't want to play Rubik, I don't think Christy likes me, I don't care anyway!

Well if you're sure, look, I hope you're okay, right? Oh, tip top! Oh yeah, whoo, where was all the honey? Oh, I have to go now, because my favourite, whoo, where are you, Chuba? It's about to do live streaming in a minute. What's his name? Chris Fitts. Oh, okay, but then right? Boy, boy boy boy boy boy. I think he's a

bit upset don't you. I think he might be I think he's missing I think Christine is taking those wife's attention away. Looks that way looks like Chris Christine and the wife are alright. They're having a rubber cup. Oh right in his garage. Oh, well, it'll be over soon, hopefully. So Andrew, we got Roy Hodgson on the line from his home. I'll look after this. Hello, Roy. Who? Is this the thing? Yes, it is, Roy.

How are you doing? Oh, no, great. No, great. I don't know. What's wrong? I've been looked in my garage for all the past 72 hours. Oh dear, what happened right? Does someone know as you're in there, yeah?

Oh, yeah, yeah. My wife and her friend Christine, who stay with us, doing isolation, they're both aware of my, yeah. Yeah. So are they not letting you out or something? My life and earth-win, Christine, I was responsible for my incarceration. For, sorry, for your what? Inconservation! Inconservation!

Oh, incarceration, sorry, right, yeah. So I would, yeah, I would, I would, this happen. We, we were all living in our scheme of, uh, roomy cup. Sorry, what? Rummy Cup? Rummy Cup! Rummy Cup! You know, the tile-based game for 2 to 4 players could burn in elements of the game. Rummy and Marshall! Rummy Cup!

Oh! Okay. And I might have... ...at least a pair of Nero Gauntlets and a small army of Chaos Space Marines on their asses. Oh, I got carried away. Are they not legit in Rummy Cub? No, for fucking war, I'm not they?

Oh, alright, I'm sorry, I got confused. I got confused and overexcited. So what happened to the game then? Oh, we all got a little bit of a little smashed up. And that... Right, and now you've been locked in the garage, right? I've been told it's for my own good. And have you learnt anything from this, Roy? Yes, I've learnt that I've got no interest in any other games than who I am. And also, that my wife's friend, Christine, is a bitch. Right, all right, that's enough, that's enough, right?

I'd have to stop you there. We can't have that kind of language, sorry. Fritz, whatever, whatever, fuck Robby Cub, fuck it in the eye. I've cut him off, Bob, sorry. I've just cut him off, yeah. Yeah, you do, right? You do, right? That's acceptable.

It is, oh. Pffft. Pffft. I am delighted to say that we're joined, he's just come, there he is. We're joined on our Zoom call by Roy Hodgson. Oh nice. Hello.

Hello, Roy. Yes. Roy, are you in your garage? That's where we saw you a few months ago, in it in your garage. No, I was doing the garage. Well, it was best friend Christine. It was still staying with us.

Well, wife and Christine both had the virus in April. And now they're both suffering from long COVID. As you probably know, they both need to stay. Currently together for 12 months. So, I'm living in the garage. Do you know what? I'm not sure with 12 months. I don't think that's the rural row. No, no, no, my wife is sure to be a definite he is and I don't think she'd like to be about something like that I hardly think that she prefer Christine's company to my own

It's fine. Actually, there's my meals by the doorbacks to the time Sometimes you forget but she says that's one of the symptoms of the log COVID But I was very trying time for all of us yeah well it definitely is right you're trying you're looking for a Christmas though oh very much so Bob yeah I'll be up bright and early on Christmas day to play Oh my, brand new PS5. Sorry, what is that? It's what? What, mama? What, mama? What, mama? What, mama?

What, mama? What, mama? What, mama? It's, what, mama? And the PS5 version includes the two King's expansion and the new witch hunt class. Oh, sounds pretty good, right, yeah? Pretty good.

It's going to be amazing amazing it's set in the old world ravaged by war dominated by magic and the players mission is to rise up and face the chaos hordes you can choose a hero from six character classes equip the most powerful art effects and prepare for epic fights sweet as a fucking nut so you managed to get a PS5 console then they're pretty hard to get on there. Oh I ain't got it yet but my girl kicked it off in Chinti because Rita has promised they'll be able to get me one as long as I keep picking him in the team. That's the keeper who let him 7 against Liverpool last week and yeah oh yeah what of it yeah hmm bloody Noah he stitched me up

isn't he right I don't know right oh yes he's just being at the picking him with the promise of a ps5 in me garage in Christmas is a classic will eat a loose oh what a Oh what? A hoot later! Loose! Look! What later! Loose! Oh, we'll cut right, okay? Yep. Oh, I'm glad to hear.

Oh, am I gonna face down the chaos swords now? He's shit all over my Christmas! Yeah, well, hopefully not, right? Ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, oooooohoh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, I will leave you a sort that out actually right so it met very Christmas to you Whoops what's he gone yeah it didn't go too well did you Oh, I'm taking me I've done sound good for Roy does it yeah he's been duped he's been duped Roozed I duped I submit my go at a ruse a ruse Bruce, a roose. Hey, we've got Roy Archon joining us on the line now Andy. Here he comes.

Hello, right? Oh, there. Good morning. Roy, yeah, your contract at Crystal Palace expires at the end of the season. Are you worried about that? No, no. Oh, I know, I'm be worried. What use is a contract?

Do you think the lizard bed side the contract with the old ones before they were pledged into the jungles of the lustreoconidance? I'm sorry I know what you're on about. It's obvious! Are we doing a f**king dead side illegally binding document with Neigash, the necromancer, after he created them using Dark Souls 3? Oh this is War Mama, isn't it, right? Yes, War Mama, of course it's bloody War Mama. War Mama is the truth in the light. War Mama!

War Mama! War Mama! War Mama! So you're not bothered about the contract thing then, Roy? No, I'm a coo-stool. In this alternate version of all women, we laughably call life. My Sherbert Steve Perish is Nagash and I am the head dead. And what does that make, Celos, Celos Park? Well, she's a football grad, didn't it?

All right, so no concerns about your future then, Roy? A future? What is future? Is something we've got no control on, isn't it? Might be in my future I'll move to Zurich and open a wall where my phone can't find with six four four four tables for people who want to eat, drink and play wall wherever all day long. Sorry, where was that rub? ZurOO-WIC! ZOO-WIC! It's shudson! ZOO-O-ZOO-WIC! ZOO-WIC!

ZOO-WIC! ZOO-WIC! Ok yeah right right right gotcha yeah Oh baby I'll just stick around and sell Wilford's hard whilst 50 million quits. Oh there's a third option. Oh yeah is there? Yeah I moved to Zich, opened the wall over KFA, but no, sorry, Steve Parrish still

allows me to manage Crystal Palace for my distance from afar. Whenever he needs a decision on football matters, he sends a bright, off-shape light into the sky, which I call the noise signal. That sounds a bit like Batman's Bat-Single signal. No, it's different, this called a noise signal. That's, it sounds a bit like Batman's, Bat's signal. No, it's different, it's a noise signal. Root signal! And what happens when he sends up the noise signal? Signal.

I'll see you in the night sky. It's Europe. It's Europe. And then I'll ring it. You see why he wants. Well, wouldn't it be easier for him to just ring you in the first place? No, I've already built the fucking thing on top of the alpha one stand! Oh, okay then, I think we've run out of time, er, Roy, sorry.

Oh, very well, well, I'll tell you what, next time you want me to come on, just go down the cellar's park and activate the noise signal. Roy? Well, oh, Roy, that probably won't, to be honest. time you want me to come on just go down the cellar's park and activate the noise signal. Why? Oh right, that probably want to be honest. Oh, noise signal. Thank you, Roy. Oh, yeah, see you right, bye.

You seem chirpy, didn't you? Yeah, in a good mood, looking towards the future. In Zurich, looking to the future. No, guys. you