Athletico Mince - The Littlewood Collection Vol. 1

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

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I'm Jessie Kirkshank and on my podcast, Phone a Friend, I break down the biggest stories in pop culture. But when I have questions, I get to phone a friend. I phone my old friend, Dan Levy. You will not die hosting the Hills After Show. I get thirsty for the hot wiggle. I didn't even know what thirsty meant until there was all these headlines. And I get schooled by a tween.

Facebook is like a no. That's what my grandma's on. Thank God Phone a Friend with Jesse Kruikshank is not available on Facebook. It's out now wherever you get your podcasts. Acast helps creators launch, grow, and monetize their podcasts everywhere. Acast.com Hello, my name's Dominic Littlewoods. Welcome to my new game show. It's called Who's the Prick then? And my guest today is Mr. Bob-o-mer. Hello Dom. Good afternoon Bob. Right, it's very simple Bob. I'm going to give you three names for you to consider

One of them's a prick. The other two alright. Alright. Here we go And don't forget you're playing the day for your chosen charity, which is Hockling for Africa. Okay I don't know what that means, but here we go three names Bob Rick Rascola Name number two. Don't say anything yet okay it's Jim Bogdard Caesar I'm number three Eugene Cernan one of them's a prick now I choose all right which one's a prick Bob woman the first one is the first one Rick Rescola, who helped over two and a half thousand people escape during 9-11.

You think he's a prick, do you? You bastard. Well, the prick is actually Itchim Bogdarsz Czar. He bought three grand's worth of bitcoin online, thinking he'd get it sent to him in the post, and all they sent him was a copy of the DVD of Boss Baby. They're a prick. But as it is, you guessed wrong. So you're the prick, Bob Mortimer. You're the prick. You are a prick.

Alright Dom. Alright Dom. Bet you. Good boy. Good evening. My name's Dominic Lillawood and welcome to another edition of Who's the Prick? My special guest this week is former celebrity and star star of the thick leaf show and the campers boost efforts mr. Bob Marlowe. Hello dumb How you doing? Hello? I'm thinking of a cone along Bob Marlowe. No worries today You're playing who's the prick in order to raise money for a little bit of happiness. Oh lovely The rules Bob Marlowe are simple. I'm gonna give you three names. One of them's a prick and the other two's alright really. Now what I want you to do

Bob Marmer using your skin and judgment is to identify who's the prick. That's why it's called who's the prick. Do you understand? I understand thank you John. Here we go, right, three names for you to consider. Niels Bohlin, Michael Anthony Fuller and Chad Varra. Which one of those is the prick? I think it's Chad Varra. Chad Varra you reckon? Are you sure? Yeah. You've got five seconds to play your Prick Switch card if you'd like to. Tick tick tick tick tick. Boom! Too late. Baaah! Too late. I'm happy with Chad Varra. You're stuck with Chad Varra. Chad Varra started up the Samaritans as a young vicar in London in the 1950s. He is not the Prick. No prick. Bob Mortimer is not the prick. The prick is Michael Anthony Fuller. He went into his local Walmart with a fake one million dollar note and tried to buy goods

totaling $476 with it. That meant he expected to get back $999,524 in change. He's the prick Bob Mortimer and so are you for getting it wrong you prick thank you for coming you prick thanks Tom no I was fighting off Good evening my name is Dominic Yellwood and welcome to another edition of Who's the Prick? Listeners might be keen to learn that my Douglas is well and truly under wraps today unlike on the TV the other week Whoops my special guest today is faded 1990 celebrity and high-profile Cardiac malinger Mr. Bob Walmart. All right, good afternoon. Bob Walmart How do you do and I'll thank you for coming along to the show today

Bob Walmart today or playing Who's the Prick? in order to raise money for brightly coloured knitwear for all the cold hearted, lizard blooded women in the world The rules are simple Bon Momma I'm gonna give you three names One of them is a prick and the other two is pretty decent, all things considered Now what I want you to do Bon Momma

using your skill and judgement is identify Who's the Pr the prick that's why it's called who's the prick couldn't be more simple do I need to draw you a picture or a graph no I'm fine right here we go three names for you Thomas Midgeley jr. Mary Anning Larsen J would you like to hear any of those again I'd like to hear the middle one again Mary Anning, Larsen J. Would you like to hear any of those again? I'd like to hear the middle one again. Mary Anning. Which of those is the prick, Bob Mulmah?

Mary Anning. Mary Anning, you believe, is the prick. Are you sure? You've got five seconds to change your mind by playing your prick switch if you'd like to do that. Tick, tick, tick, tick, boop, too late. Mary Anning, you reckon? Mary Anning you reckon Mary Anning I think this is right was the inventor of the three-point seat belt

yeah she's not a prick, she's not a prick, she's not a prick so you were wrong but hold on there's a twist maybe I was lying maybe that was fake or maybe it was bitchy getting complicated this quiz it is isn't it well I'd say was it fake or is it I'm gonna guess the first fella who was no no the Mary anything about the 3.0

I don't think she did you don't think she did you think that's fake I think that's fake yeah it is fake you're right she's actually a fossil hunter who discovered what was believed to be the first ever dinosaur skeleton. So she still isn't a prick.

Say you've been wrong twice. Who was the prick then? It was Thomas Midgley Jr. He invented CFCs. What, CFCs? You know, those gases that are an armful of the Earth's atmosphere come out of aerosols and spray under your arm? Yeah you don't do you? You don't? You don't? No you don't. You lust! Get out! Thanks Tom.

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, happy and tall. My name's Donny Littlewood, welcome to another edition of Who's the Prick? Playing along today with me is TV's fishing expert Bob Walmart Good afternoon Bob Walmart Alright Don Yeah, nice to see you here Now then, do you need me to explain the rules to you? I'll remember it Are you sure?

I have to pick which one of the three names Three people? You've got to decide which one of them is a prick And which one of the other ones is alright really Alright really Here we go, three names for you Number one, Joey Chestnut Number two, Maria Carina Favato Number three, Pixie Firmister One of them's a prick Bob-omba

Which one is he? Hurry up! The first one The first one, Joey Chestnut One of them's a prick Bob Omer. Which one is he? Hurry up! The first one. The first one, Joey Chestnut! Yeah. He is the current World Hot Dog Eating Champion. He is not a prick. He recently ate 74 hot dogs in 10 minutes.

Nice work. Would you call him a prick to his face? No. The god amongst men. The prick was Maria Carina Favato. She was a member of the Philadelphia Poisoning Ring, responsible for 114 murders in the 1930s. The other one, Pixy Firm-Eister, is an Australian detective. She's currently trying to identify a dead body that's been decomposing in a storage unit for over a decade. So we wish her the very best of luck, Pixy Firm-Eister.

Good luck, Pixy Furmeister. Good luck Pixy. Thanks for joining me Bob you got it wrong again so as if you were the prick Bob Walmart you're the prick you are the prick. And how much do I owe you Bob? Nine pounds. Okay fair enough. Thank you. Good afternoon and welcome to Who's the Christmas Prick with me, Goanig Littlewood and my guest today on this special festive edition of Who's the Prick is faded celebrity, Bob Mulmur. Good afternoon Bob Mulmur. Good afternoon Don.

Thanks for coming along and I believe you're planning today to raise money for a very good cause and that is for stronger 4G signals on mountains. Yep, yep. Very best of luck with that, Bob Mortimer. I just want to say as well, you're free to walk away at any time, Bob Mortimer. If we can learn anything at all from who's the prick, it's that we should all respect each other's personal boundaries. Fair enough.

Are you happy to continue? Very happy, yeah. Right, well here we go. You know how it works, I'm gonna tell you three people. You've got to tell me which one's the prick. One of them's a prick, two of them ain't. And I've got my special assistant joining me today. 900 N. Joe Swash. Hello Joe. Joe Swash! Is that all Joe does? Thanks Joe. We'll be coming back to you a little bit later on. Right, here's the three names for you, Bob Mulmur. Moe Bows, Bruce Jeffrey Pardo and Beth Spooner. One of them's a prick, two of them ain't. This one's the Christmas prick.

The Christmas prick is the middle one with the double barreled name. Bruce Jeffrey Pardo. What makes you think that? I'll be honest with you, he sounds like maybe a serial murder or a poisoner, something like that. Perhaps that's the sort of thing I would put in making you think that that was what it would be. Maybe that. To try and get inside your head. Let's ask Joe Swash. And mess it around a bit.

Joe Swash has actually got the answer for us. Joe, who is it? Joe Swash! Oh, fucking hell, Joe. Right, the answer for us Joe who is it Joe smash fucking hell Joe right the answer is Bruce Jeff with Bardo thank you Dom he dressed up as Santa Claus and went on a killing spree in 2008 well done Bob Warburg true story wow Mo Bowes volunteers at a dog Trust Shelter each Christmas Day and Beth Spooner will be working at an hospice this Christmas Day.

So Joe, what's his prize? Joe Swash! Fucking hell, Joe! Well well done Bob Wormwell, thanks for coming to Logger Play. This is the Christmas Prick. I wish you a very Christmas. Thanks for having us, Dom. You're welcome.

Hello, welcome to another edition of Who's the Prick? Christmas thanks for having us Dom you're welcome hello welcome to another edition of who's the prick Dom Littlewood are you Dom? Dom Dordie Littlewood and my beautiful assistant Joe Smush say hello Joe Joe Smush there he is lovely have you had a nice Christmas and New Year Joe what did you get up to? Joe Smash! Righty-o. Okay, Bob, we're here to play as always. Who's the prick? And you, Bob Marlborough, are my special guest. And today you're raising money for a machine that will allow you to clone credit cards. Is that right? That's right, yeah.

Very nice. Now then, before we go any further, Bob Marlborough, I'll guarantee you that no major harm will befall you during the execution of this game Do you trust me Bob Walmart? No, I trust you don't yet Fine, here we go then I'm gonna give you name of three people One of them is a prick, the other two is alright really Okay

I want you to tell me who's the prick using your skill in judgement Okay Number one, Peter Foster Number two, Tom Morton and number three Theo the poodle oh one of them's a prick first one is it Pete Foster? Peter Foster? You reckon he's a prick? Oh do you reckon he's a prick Bob Mortimer? Do you have any side information? No I reckon he's a prick. You fucking bastard. Yay! Joe give us the correct answer. Joe smash! Fucking hell Joe. Yeah the correct answer Baltimore Moors is Peter Foster he's a

serial con man who was featured on Estorans since That's Life in the 1980s Tom Morton memorized over 16,000 telephone numbers and appeared on Esther Ransom's That's Life in the 1980s. Theo de Poodle's Talking Dog, he appeared on Esther Ransom's That's Life in the 1980s. Well done, you're not to prick this time Bob Mortimer for what you will be one day soon. And I'll be here waiting, because this is never going to end Bob Mortimer, this will never end you got that? yeah alright calm down Dom thank you for playing there say goodnight Joe Joe swagger! fuck off Joe! alright Dom Hello there my name is Jordanic Littlewood welcome along to my new quiz game reasonable for tea side okay my contestant today is none other than Bob Wormer our new quiz game, Reasonable for Teaside. Okay.

My contestant today is none other than Bumblemur. Welcome on up Bumblemur. Hi Don. How's it going? I thought you'd be an ideal guest to play Reasonable for Teaside as you helmed from Teaside originally. Yeah. I know you don't go back here often for various reasons,

but we'll gloss over those. How we play the game is is I'll give you some recent newspaper headlines from the Teesside Press. I want you to tell me whether or not you think the actions therein are reasonable or unreasonable. Okay. Here we go first one. Shocked Renault Clio owner finds his parked car resting on boulder and stripped of parts. Is that reasonable? Or is that unreasonable? I think it's reasonable to expect in a northern city, in any city really, that that could happen. Just resting on a single boulder?

A boulder? A boulder, yeah. Almost tottering you could say. Well I don't quite know what you're asking me when you say reasonable. I mean I approve. Is it reasonable for that to happen? Yes, reasonable enough. In a reasonable society? If you've got a boulder and you can get it to, you know, if you've got a boulder, yeah. Well, I'm not judging you. I'm very fucking judging you.

Next one. Intruders steal bottles of Coke, coin tray and a recipe book in pointless cafe breaking is that reasonable? what was that unreasonable? um i don't like the sound of that recipe book going missing no you know what i mean it's an unreasonable act thank you dom yeah i agree i agree as well um stark naked bald man caught performing sex act in cemetery is that reasonable? what was that unreasonable? just a reminder this did happen recently on T site.

what does he do? he's performing a sex act. I don't know what it is. I don't want to elaborate. I think we can all imagine what it is. no that's unreasonable. that's very unreasonable. it's the baldness. Yeah well it's a lot of things. And finally thieves boot manager at traffic lights as they try to take back items they'd already stolen. There's a lot to think about here isn't there. Thieves. Thieves. Bit. Boot manager. At traffic lights as they try to take back items they'd't really stolen well you know what Andrew I'd have preferred this if it were true or false well it's not what I meant to say reasonable

I'm sick of doing true or false but it's not reasonable to buy I wanted to do something that was a bit more like the mobile mate you know what I mean? reasonable or unreasonable make your mind up I mean it's boots yeah

if it was super drug I'd say reasonable I see boots you know it's a stalwart of was super drug I'd say reasonable I say boots you know it's a stalwart of the high street so he shouldn't be biting boots managers or never mind managers even junior staff. So you think it's an unreasonable act? yeah. Alright then thank you. There's that winners there's that losers. We've all learned a thing or two I think and thanks for playing along in reasonable for T-side thanks Don thanks Don thanks for having us. Thank you bye bye Thanks for flying along and raise the bull for T-side. Thanks, Foo. Thanks, Don. Thanks, bye-bye.

Thank you, bye-bye. I'm Jessi Kirkshank and on my podcast, Phone a Friend, I break down the biggest stories in pop culture, but when I have questions, I get to phone a friend. I phone my old friend, Dan Levy. You will not die hosting the Hills after show. I get thirsty for the hot wiggle. I didn't even know what thirsty meant until there was all these headlines. And I get schooled by a tween. Facebook is like a no.

That's what my grandma's on. Thank God Phone a Friend with Jesse Kruxshank is not available on Facebook. It's out now wherever you get your podcasts. Acast helps creators launch, grow, and monetize their podcasts everywhere. Acast.com Hello, my name is Joey England Littlewood, the king of daytime TV.

Definitely the king, unlike Martin fucking Roberts who is not. Welcome along to my new game show, Reasonable for Teaside! I'm joined again by Bob Bulmer from the TV. Bob, welcome along. I'm going to give you three stories... Hiya Dom. Hello. I'm going to give you three stories that have emerged from the barrels of the Teaside Live website. And I want you to tell me if these events are reasonable for Teaside. Okay. Here we go. First one. I don't want you to tell me if these events are reasonable for Teaside. OK.

Here we go, first one. Pub reopens after Blaze with unhealthiest menu yet promised. Is that reasonable? That sounds perfectly reasonable, yeah. Unhealthy in this day and age. I don't think that's really reasonable. It's some boast about that kind of thing. All right, Tom, you know what I mean.

We're told what to do. Well, it's up to you. Yeah, I think it's reasonable. It's up to you, you think it's reasonable. I think it's reasonable. It's where you're from. It's who you are. Right, next one. Half mile trail of blood across the state after a woman injures leg in pharmacy and

walks off. Is that reasonable? I like a pharmacy incident. That's unusual. Yeah, trail of blood for half a mile, is that reasonable for Teesside? It is quite a distance, but yeah, anything up to a mile in Teesside. That's reasonable for Teesside. I wouldn't say it's reasonable for say Kent or Sussex, but for Teesside, yeah. Well okay, final one.

Knife man squeezed police officers' testicles after hour of machete mayhem in street. Is that reasonable? That's not reasonable. That's not reasonable. Not the machete. No, not the mayhem. Not that machete. If they'd just been sharpening it maybe that might have been alright. That might have been alright.

Or if they'd been cutting down some plants or a small tree. But not mayhem. Not mayhem. Not Machete Mayhem Dom Bob Marmer, you've drawn the line at Machete Mayhem as being unreasonable for Teaside Thank you and goodbye Thank you, thank you Dom Good afternoon, my name is Dominic Littlewood Hiya Dom Welcome along to my new game show, Reasonable for Teaside. It's specially tailored for you Mr. Bob Mortimer, as it focuses on Teaside, the land where you were born and raised.

Now the game goes like this, I'm going to give you some headlines from the local Teaside press, and I want you to tell me whether these incidents are reasonable for a tea side. Okay. Or whether they're a little bit extraordinary. You could say unusual. Unident. Yeah, unident maybe. Now then, my usual sidekick Joe Swash is away and I'm being helped out today by the number

one daytime TV celebrity from the People's Republic of Krakmenistan, Igor Schenker. Say hello Igor. Thanks Igor. Right, Robert, here we go. Schoolboy carrying ninja harpoon weapon arrested at family friendly carnival. I think I read that one sir. Is that reasonable for tea sir? Or is that unreasonable? That's reasonable, we like a harpoon. You think that's reasonable? Eagle, what do you think? Well, I don't think we can disagree with Eagle there, can we? Second one, cocky bike rider gave police the finger, and was then arrested for drink driving.

Is that reasonable for design, Robbie? Or is that unreasonable? I think that's reasonable for any location. That's reasonable for anywhere, you think so. What does he go think? When is my... Well, a bit of a difference of opinion there I think. Final one. This is the deciding one. Burglar arrested from smoke-filled car after chase told police,

Fuck off! When asked for sample. Is that reasonable for tea side, Obi? Pure tea side. That's hard to say. car after chase told police fuck off when asked for sample is that reasonable for a tea side Robbie? that's pure tea side that's total tea side well we'll ask Igor what does he think well we'll ask Igor what does he think well here we are so I think we can call it a draw

it's a draw isn't it thanks for coming along Robbie thanks for Igor it's been reasonableos number fourteen, sorry! Good Afternoons, my name is Twig Little Wood, welcome along to Whos the Christmas Prick. Is it Dom? Yes Dom, it's you. Hello Dom. Did you not hear a bit while I said who I was? I couldn't, I didn't say much.

You're having a bit of a biscuit there or something? I am, I'm sorry. Well I haven't introduced you yet anyway, but never mind, we'll crack on. Welcome, look, it's a very special Christmas edition of My Game Show. Who's the prick? Who's the Christmas prick? Now then, I'm joined today by the faded TV star, Bulbulma, who loves to come along and play these guys with me And also I've got my sidekick with me not over there Joe Swash. Say hello Joe

Joe Swash Hi Joe Here we go. I'm gonna give you three names One of them is a Christmas prick. The other two, they're alright. They're alright. They're alright. Okay. Your job is to tell me which one of them is a Christmas prick. Here we go. Three names. Number one, Charlie Lawson. Number two, David Richards. number 3 Danny Florence

What a damn Zephyr Do you know which one it is? David Florence No, it's David Richards or Danny Florence Are you messing with my head? Danny Florence Tom, thank you Danny Florence He lost both his legs, a hand

and most of his fingers when he was a kid but this Christmas he's getting a bionic hand Danny Flores is not a prick. He's not a prick because he's very far from it. Who was the prick? I'll get Joe Swash to tell us Joe who was the prick? Joe Swash! Oh fucking old Joe we've been through this before. I'll do it. The prick was Charlie Lawson. He murdered his wife and six of their children in North Carolina on Christmas Day 1929. What a real prick!

Christmas prick? Yeah, Christmas prick. David Richards, he's a dairy farmer from Worcestershire. It was up at 5am on Christmas Day last year milking 300 cows. Christmas hero. Christmas hero. And Danny Florence, obviously a Christmas hero looking forward to getting his new hand

You've lost unfortunately so that means that you are ultimately the prick of Christmas There we are, thank you very much for joining me Thank you Dom! Rob Bummer! I'm John with the Glitterwoods and welcome along to the first

episode of my new podcast Stuff and That. Each week I get together with a celebrity guest who I vaguely know and we talk about Stuff and That. Our guest today is Bob Bulmer. Thanks for joining me Bob Bulmer. Hello Dom, nice to see you. Let's talk about stuff in there. First of all onion rings. Are they an acceptable alternative to squid rings or even a superior option? What do you think Bob Oubre? I think they're much better than squid rings Dom. For onion rings to squid rings? Yeah they're definitely yeah. I'm on the fence myself I'm not sure

I've got an opinion about it let's move on next Louis Farouk are his shows still worth watching I don't know what do you think Bob Ouba? it's a good question I mean I have watched a few of them over this last few weeks but I have tended towards the older ones yeah I used to like it when they were funny but these days it seems to be more and more about murderers and people who enjoy putting everyday objects up their bumholes yeah I'll never forget that one with the bloat in Thailand Dom you know the one who was arranging the marriages oh yeah that was good that was funny wasn't it now I was putting anything up their bumholes in that one no that was good anyway we'll move on to another subject

tattoos are they a genuine art form or are they just a bit childish? well I'm on the childish side of things really have you got one? no I ain't got one no has your wife got one? no okay we'll move on from that my son's got one

alright I'm not really interested in that. That's not my list of questions. I'm on the fence, personally. I don't mind either way. Finally, revenge! Is it a dish best served cold, my boy? What do you think? I've never understood that saying, Don. What does it mean?

Well, I'll tell you, because my first boss, I used to work in a car showroom, right? My first boss was very mean to me and it really knocked my confidence and Quite often I sit up at night thinking about going round his ass and pissing in his petrol tank I've never done it, but I think you're bad at a lot. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you think I should what pissing his petrol tank Yeah, no, I think you should just let it go dumb. Yeah, I can't get past get past it yeah it's eaten you up in it I can see right that's it from stuffing that with me Don't Winnig Littlewood hopefully there'll be another celebrity on next week thanks Dom bye bye thanks for having us

My name is Don't Winnig Littlewood welcome along to my podcast which I'm now calling the Dumb Pod It's when I... what have you got something to say already? Sorry, no Wait till you introduce please, that's how it works It's a podcast where I like to have a conversation with one of my celebrity friends anyone who's available for 20 minutes or so will do and this week my special guest is none other than leading television fisherman Mr. Bob Bower. Hello Bob Bower welcome along. Hello Dom thanks for having me. You can speak now

thank you very much. I just thought we'd have a little chat about things this and that you know catch up talk about stuff. Brain exercises Bob do you do brain exercises? well I read a book every night so I suppose that's something and I do that word game is it called wordscapes? oh yeah wordscapes what level you on? oh I mean I'm in a sort of glacial area does that help? yeah you got a number I'm on level 324. oh would you want me to Dom? I can look on me. No, I'm not bothered. I also do a crossword first thing every morning. Children's crossword but I don't think that really matters very much. Moving on, do you have a particularly

favourite field when you were growing up you used to hang about in? Yeah the field I was lived next to a field so yeah very fond memories of it it's played football you farted about you know yeah me as well we had one but we only stuck to one corner of it we only hang around in the corner we never went into the middle or anything and I think about that a lot I wonder why that was I don't know it's a very good point yeah I used to hook one corner in particular you stayed the same place did you yeah so much to explore but you just didn't yeah big field it was as well yeah there's so

much I could so much I've missed out on yeah I went back there recently we were our friend of mine Roger Cox yeah I got back in touch with on Facebook a while ago we went back and we just did the same we stayed in the same corner I'm going to Strange I've got to stop there just for a moment Bob. I've got to do a little sponsor break in the middle here The dump pod is brought to you in association with sausages Right now back to second half What did you used to have for breakfast when you were a kid Bob? I used to have I used to have porridge one day soft-boiled eggs the

next day baked beans on toast the next day and then repeat that sequence rotate that sort of every three days yeah you know what I never had toast when I was a kid never did never never occurred to us no I look back at that I wonder I wonder about that but you can't go back can you you can't go back no do you think there's any better actor than Harrison Ford Bob yeah do you think there is yeah can you name any of them I like Robert Deval he's my favorite actor I don't know him? No. No I'm not bothered I ain't got an opinion either way on that one. Just came to me. One more question before

we go have you ever camped out overnight for anything? Yeah I went to camp as a kid used to go to Lake District. No no no no you've got the wrong end of the stick I meant like to get something the next day like tickets or something like that kept out to you know to To get get the first the first one through the door at the big sale down at the store Something like that. I did come out once outside the city all on the steps for tickets for Rod Stewart All right, and did you get front row seats for it? Pretty near the front I was well chuffed yeah I camped there for tickets for a circus once but when they went on sailor next morning I was the only one there so I think I might have misjudged that one a bit but you can't go back can you yeah yeah better be safe and sorry in it. I used to like the clowns, you know.

Alright, alright Dom. I think that's about it from the DomPod. Thanks for joining me as ever, but whatever. Don't forget everyone, sausages. Ha ha ha. Hello and welcome along to Wee little wood with the dumb pod another episode where I meet up with some of our famous celebrity friends and we just show the fact we just have a bit of a chit chat it's very nice and relaxed this week my guest is retired UK entertainer

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that seems quite cowardly I mean what part are you playing in the imminent alien invasion if you're not prepared to stab an alien with your car key what are seems quite cowardly I mean what part are you playing in the imminent alien invasion if you're not prepared to stab an alien with your car key? What are you done? Are you just gonna roll over and let them take over are you? It just looks that way yeah I'm not fighting an alien. Jesus Christ. Are you a fan of Judge Rinder? I don't know his show you know he seems nice chirpy character you like him? Yeah he's not a real judge you know you know that. me no I'm not saying he's a fraud but I ain't a real judge that's all I'm saying okay I mean I asked him to come on a dumb

pod but he said no I'm not choosing to take it personally because probably a busy man even though he's not a real judge I think you are the fence I think you are your technique I got I ain't got an opinion about him I are on the fence. I think you are on the fence. You're technical. No I ain't got an opinion about him. I'm on the fence. Anyway, I've got to take a little break here and do a little advert now at this point. This podcast is brought to you in association with Pork Loins. Not just for a Sunday. There we go. Right, before we go, very quickly I believe Bob Mulmur that you've got a book coming out soon, is that right? Yeah, coming out later in the year, yeah. I think I speak for a lot of the listeners in this podcast when I say

Who the bleeding hell do you think you are? Hehehehe! Well, you know... Put the book out! I'm knocking on a bit, you know, there might be someone interested in it. This is interesting, do you know how many hours you were on the BBC for last year? Dunno, no idea. Eight... eight hours. Do you know how many hours I was on the BBC for last year? Don't know, no idea. Eight. Eight hours. Do you know how many hours I was on the BBC for last year?

Don't know, tell me. 396. How come I haven't got a book out of you, have? Well you can write one if you want, Dom. Well no one's asked me to. In fact it works, innit? Oh they're just going to fucking write a book on spec and then see if they put it out. Yeah, well. Anyway. This is ended badly but I'll thank you for coming on the dump or I suppose well thanks for

you seeming a bit of a shock to be honest I'm alright I'm alright it's just a full moon or something I don't know anyway thank you very much and hopefully you'll come on again maybe you'll behave yourself a bit more next time thank you goodbye thank you Tom see ya. ACAST powers the world's best podcasts. Here's a show that we recommend. I'm Jessie Kirkshank and on my podcast, Phone a Friend, I break down the biggest stories in pop culture, but when I have questions, I get to phone a friend. I phone my old friend, Dan Levy. You will not die hosting the Hills After Show. I get thirsty for a friend. I phone my old friend Dan Levy. You will not die hosting the Hills after show.

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