Aunty Donna Podcast - A Scaffolding Free Episode

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

Somewhere between ABC and Kyle & Jackie-O featuring The Edge and Bono.  LINKS Buy tickets to our DREM World Tour https://tour.auntydonna.com/ Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig  Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/  CREDITS   Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Michael Campbell, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh   Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener production. Hello, Zach. Hello, Mark. And hello, listeners. We have a very fun podcast for you today, don't we? We are doing a podcast without Broden, without a script, without a structure, without scaffolding. It's gonna be bad. And why don't we hear how bad? Right now. And why don't we hear Hellbad right now? Hello, welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome Broden is not here Broden has a prior appointment Broden couldn't make it I was meant to organize a guest, but I didn't we've replaced

Broden if you want to see what we've replaced Broden with I'm not gonna tell you if you're just listening because for that you got To head over to Patrion.com The Aunty Donna Club or just Aunty Donna Club. I don't know I can't remember It's just Aunty Donna Club. just Aunty Donna Club. I don't know, I can't remember. Just Google. It's auntydonaclub.com. We bought the URL. Auntydonaclub.com, check that out. It's one of my last. It's not the auntydonaclub.com.

I can't remember. It was one of my last things that I did before we hired other people to do this sort of thing. Just Google it. Don't be lazy. Just Google it. Just as easy. And then you just click through,

just Google Aunty Donna and Patreon. If you want to see the hilarious thing. We put Broden's face, we printed, well we didn't, our staff did. Yes. Our staffers. Yeah, we have, believe it or not, it takes many hands and many minds to make the Auntie Donna podcast run on the combustion engine. And instead of oil, we use giggles.

Our engine runs off giggles and the power and ad spend. There's a beautiful sales team over here at Listener who are working relentlessly to make us the money that we fucking deserve for doing this Yeah, we think about it. We usually we write scripts. We have ideas anyway Someone printed out Broden's face stuck it to the microphone. Yeah, it's not that good You know, none of you's was it was Nick. Did Nick do it or Nick did and then and then To go through it Nick printed it out. I don't know whose idea it was, but I'm pretty sure we've done it before.

It was Nick's idea. Nick did it. Nick printed it out. Lindsay came in, put it on there. Nick came back in, just slightly just kind of tweaked it or in the film industry, because I guess we are filming this I would say this term so any film heads out there or any teamsters would know that we just came in cheated it to the left. Cheated it.

Cheated it to the left a little which usually just means moving something slightly to the left or the right. For various reasons film heads out there, cinephiles will know what I mean, but probably more teamsters. Teamsters are truck. You know, uh, or just people, you know, just general crew, your gaffers, your grips, your best boys. They're gonna know that sort of thing, cheating it.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, so here's the story. That's the origin. That's the law. A lot of you probably don't know the inside of it. You know, we try and kind of shield you from it. It's no, you don't want to ruin that movie magic.

And you call it movie magic. Yeah. It's movie magic. It's magic. There's magic to it. There's magic in the air. Uh, in a way, this is a movie. What?

This? Oh yeah. There's moving images for some people. Most is, in a way, this is a movie. What? This? Oh yeah, these moving images for some people. Most people just listen to it. Yes, yes, yes. The ones that don't cough up those, those bucks. Cough up those dollars. We understand, and we love the ones that do. But we love all our fans equally.

All of them equally. But. But when you... Well, no, all all our fans equally all of them equally um but but when you well no all of them But if you are a patron mm-hmm I Just cannot can someone get me a piece of paper Basically I want to write I actually love you more to the patrons and then so they can visually see it I'm sure I'm a piece of the patrons'm just trying to find a piece of paper.

To the patrons, I don't have a piece of paper or a pen, but can you imagine I've written I actually love you more, right, and I'm holding that up to the camera so you can see that. But to all the listeners, forget I just said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the ones, the patron ones, they're the ones who you're keeping the mics on. And that's a little turn of phrase that I've twisted and manipulated to suit the podcast. Because usually it's to keep the lights on in reference to electricity bills, which are soaring. Now we've got Lindsay outside, our producer.

How are you doing, Lindsay? Very well. Now you're our producer, yeah? Yep. Now Lindsay, I meant to check this with you before we did this podcast, but I have made the decision to go full Kyle and Jackie O. Okay. Yeah.

So you are now going to be a character for this podcast and I'm going to make you do questionable things for the content. We are... No, I'm just joking. No. But yeah we don't want to do shock jocking. We're not shock jocks. In fact we let Lindsay do the hard work behind the scenes. We thank the team at listener but we don't make them this bad. We don't make... You just do the make the content. Let's just talk... We're not gonna call on Jackie O'Hare. Don't worry about that.

We never would. We respect you too much. To ever do that to you. And to our dear listeners. To our dear listeners, we are going to go more shocking though. Yes. We are tired of being soft. We are too soft, too soft, everyone's too soft. Yeah, yeah, everyone, it's like everyone's made out of, it's like everyone's John C. Riley in Chicago.

And they're made out of, I mean, cellophane's not soft. No, it's quite, it's quite, it's quite, it's quite, it's quite crispy. It's more about being noticeable. I always notice cellophane. If there's cellophane in a room, I'm like, wow. Yeah, especially if it's a, well, if it's a, he never says if he's a colored cellophane, if he's like a blue cellophane or an orange cellophane. But even if he's a clear cellophane, if he's cut up into little strips, I think party time.

Well yeah, but if he's one solid piece of cellophane that has been hung from the taut, it's tight and it goes all over, you know, across the roof, all the way down the walls like a giant window and the lighting is just right, I can imagine a scenario, a very particular scenario, where I would just see through the... but then no I think just cellophane you see through anyway and that's more the metaphor. Not so much that you don't notice it, more that you just see through it and it doesn't. If someone stood up in a crowd and raised his voice up where I'm not. Where I'm designed to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know the words. I just want to say we're not going to go full Kyle and Jacio. We're not going to do that. There will be no pissing and recording of the pissing and whatever it else. Did they record pissing? They got their staffers, their female staffers to piss and they recorded it and then they made other people guess who pissed. We're not not gonna do that. We're better than that. We are better than that. We are above that. We are... I don't know if we're above it but it is...

We're... A bad choice. It's a bad choice. We are around the middle. We fall somewhere between ABC and Kyle and Jackie O. Yeah. Closer on the spectrum to Kyle and Jackie O. Yeah, we're not that dissimilar. We just don't put at risk, I guess, the lives and the reputation of the people that work for us. If we were to do a pissing guessing thing,

the first piss clips that would be recorded would be the three of ours. Yes, I would never expect Lindsay or Nick to piss into a bowl and record themselves if that was something I was not willing to do myself. And in fact, ever. Ever. Ever. No staffers of ours, unless they want to. Unless they are fucking begging for it.

Unless we do a yearly review and we sit down with any of our staff at Aunty Dada or Haven't You Done Well Productions and we say,, we wouldn't say this. Georgia, our general manager would say this. Say, what is it that you wanna get out of the new year? What do you wanna get? More listeners, we want more people tuning in. Or if they say, oh, I'd love more responsibility around editing or maybe I wanna do more around the social media stuff.

If, and Lindsay's not our staff, Lindsay is a staff member of Lysner. Yes, we don't pay Lindsay's wage. We work with Lysner. Yeah, yeah. But if one of our staff members said, in that meeting said, well, one thing I would love to do is piss

and record my piss and have people guess. Yes. I think we would be open to accommodating that, but they would have to bring that to the table. It would need to come from them. We are not the kind of bosses who would demand the recording of the piece. Even ask. Or ask.

Or ask. I would never ask. But I also want to be very clear. We are not the kind of bosses that would reject or curtail our staffers' desire to record themselves pissing. I think that's a, it's a noble, it's something noble to aspire to, to want to record yourself pissing and then have someone else be able to guess whether it was you or not. That is some, that is a source of pride for some people. And if one of our staffers, Jim, if one of our staffers came to us in a desperate plea to have the sound of him pissing recorded and then have our audience try to guess whether it was...

I think they were coming to the studio and they guessed. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Try to guess whether it was him or another one of our staffers, not one of us. But if Jim went, I just want to know if a listener of this podcast could be able to tell the difference between me pissing and another staffer, then in that very particular scenario. Can I actually say what I would say to Jim in that circumstance? I'd say Jim, I respect

your desire to piss and record it. Can I have to check with Jim? Lindsay, make a note to check with Jim that he's okay with this episode. Now I would say Jim, we can beep the name out. I think Jim would be all right with it. Oh, he'd love it. The last time I was speaking to him, he was asking about recording his piss. I would say Jim.

See if other people could come in and guess whether it was him or not. I said, Jim, if you want to record your piss and have people guess if it's you pissing, go for it. Well, I would also say, oh no, go. I have a but. But, Jim. But.

And a big but. And actually an and. And if you want to do it on our time and on our podcast, yes, but you've said you want them to compare your piss sound with the piss sound of another staffer. Well, yeah, he said he wants them to be able to guess whether it was him or not. And I would argue to Jim, I would say to Jim, I go, Jim, that's all very well and good. And we are happy to accommodate you, you know, whatever you need.

That's what you need. If that's what you need. But if you're the only one. And I would say, Jim, I, in my position of power, am not comfortable asking anyone else to piss in order to have this guessing game. So you're going to have to take that up with your union rep. Who is you? Who is you, Jim? And you're going to have to work with the staff and I'm going to need multiple staff members coming to me with this request.

Minimum two. Minimum two. Minimum you and someone else. Otherwise... And I don't want to know that you're pressuring them into this either. I want... Yeah, check, you know, I check his drawer for knives every morning to make sure that there's no violent threatening of the other staff.

This is not because he's done this. No, no, no. This is just if he's done this. No, no, no. This is just if this would happen. This would be any staff member. If any staff member. Well, this is a note to any boss. Any boss. Any way is to check your staff's drawer for knives or sharp objects, shivs, things that

could be fashioned into knives, just to see if there's any sort of threatening of physical violence to get other people into a piss competition, a piss sounding comparison competition because look, you know, when we started, we never wanted to be bosses. That's not why we got into this. We got into this to be comedians. Blosses. Blosses? And there was a huge misunderstanding. So I said I'd like to be a Bloss and then other people were like alright well then let's set up a production company and I wouldn't say I am a Bloss. What is a Bloss? It's not a thing and that's on me for making up a thing

that has no meaning. Yeah, you know I I said I want to be a Bloss. And when people would say, what does that mean? I'd say, I don't know yet. Right. But we'll find out. Yeah. And that's what it's about. We'll find out and that's what it's about.

Full disclosure, I know some of you are listening thinking, wait a second, Kyle and Jackie O pissing. This is all sounds a lot like 2024 news, but it's 2025. Well, we've got a secret. We've been holding onto this podcast. We haven't banked any other podcasts that we've been holding onto this podcast. We are coming to you live from 2024.

Yes, we are. And it is a crazy time. Let me tell you that much. You probably don't remember it very well. No. 2024, baby. Yeah, but back on Jim wanting us to listen to him piss and compare it to other staff members.

Yeah. You're going to check, are you going to just sit down with Jim and tell him that this was the bit? Yeah, I'll probably mention it. I'll probably just say, hey Jim, I'll pop into the office, into the edit room and just be like, hey, man, we just mentioned your name on the podcast. Is that cool? And you'll probably be like, yeah, that's fine.

I'd say Jim. And I'll record that. And so that then if he comes up later, then I can go, you actually said it was fine. So you have, you don't have a leg to spare. Because Jim's a great editor. Incredible. Jim edited my music video that I did outside of Auntie Donna and really well. Yes, beautifully edited. Beautifully shot. Well, that's irrelevant to this conversation.

I was trying to compliment your work on it. Well, I didn't shoot it. Jesse Visaya's leap shot it. But you helped set up the frames. Well, yes, I did do the- And it was your concept. I did do the- Thank you. But it was edited by Jim and this is what I want to say. I want to say Jim is an asset to the team and if Jim feels slighted by becoming a riff about pissing, I worry that Jim could leave and go to the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Well yeah, because that's where he'll be able to do this thing that he desires so much. In a hypothetical situation, let's make it very clear, Jim has never once yet come to us, but he told me he will. Are you familiar with the concept of divergent evolution?

I think that's the word for it. I think I've only seen the second one. So there's five different crabs. Do you understand this? So there's five different crabs and they all became crabs on their own. Right. You understand? So did I, but I don't see the point.

Well you became a crab. On my own. Well then there's six crabs. Right. So you don't understand what I'm saying? There's like a hundred crabs. But there's six crabs. But five of those crabs aren't related to each other.

So there's five crabs. Nature loves crabs. Nature loves crabs. Yes. So whatever's five crabs. Nature loves crabs. Nature loves crabs. Yes. So whatever you are, evolution loves crabs. Oh God. Three wings. You understand? There's three wings. Three wings? The dinosaurs with wings, the bats, and then there's wicked wings, and the birds with wings, and the insects with wings. Four wings. Four wings. All separate wings. What about Valkyries?

Oh, I don't know. Valkyries are mythical being. Well, then it doesn't evolve. Yeah. Mark, are you familiar with this five crab concept? I mean, to an extent. I'm aware that there are different crab forms that aren't, yes, that come from different evolutionary

paths. Yeah they all became crabs on their own. Yes. Do you know what that means? Um. You too can become a crab if you wish. You Bono? Yeah.

Wow. All of them. Wow. They can all become crab. The edge? He can't. Really? No.

Fuck the edge man. Yeah he can't become a crab. No crab become a motherfucker. Yeah. Fuck the edge, man. Yeah, he can't become a crab. No crab becoming motherfucker. Yeah. I hope the edge doesn't listen to this because... He'd be so upset to hear this. He would be. He'd be like, I could become a crab if I wanted to.

It's like, nah, man. I'm a rock and roll star. No. I'd like to become a crab very much. If this podcast leads to the edge having plastic surgery and becoming some sort of crab like monster just to prove us wrong to all the YouTube fans out there, I am sorry. Sorry, because he won't be able to play a guitar. Well, with the way he plays the guitar, it's mostly effects and that stuff.

He'd probably be able to figure it out. If he left one hand, if he left at least one hand, a non-crab claw. Well do you want to find out? But then is he truly a crab? Do you want to find out? Let's go get him. Hello there, it's me, The Edge. The Edge, how are you? Hello, I'm The Edge, I'm The Edge, I played the guitar for you two. Edge.

Hello. We said something about you on one of our most recent podcasts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah and uh... Oh, say that Lily. What? Oh, I used to do... we used to be like a pop-pop band and then we teamed up with Defiantino and... Yeah, look, yeah, we're not... yeah, look... So to create at Stadium Rock.

We're not here to discuss the history of your band, you two. Right. Right? We're not here to... Then we did some good stuff in the 90s. Sure, but then you also made everyone who had an iPod... Was that so bad? They had to have your album on their phone. I was bitching on about that.

I wouldn't have wanted it on there. It pissed me off. You needed to delete it, right? What? You couldn't. Oh, you couldn't. No, you made it so you couldn't delete it. That's what you did.

You did that. Have you had the curry chips, the Chinese chips that everyone's talking about? Yeah, like a spice bag. Yeah, a spice bag. You did that. Have you had the curry chips the chip the Chinese chips Oh, yeah, like a spice bag. Yeah spice bag Now listen the edge you recently had a conversation on one of our most recent podcasts about how are you aware of the fact? That there are five different crabs Right five different crabs. Yes, andling around. Yes. Unrelated. Jesus, Mother Joseph. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What are you doing there little crab? Oh,

what are you doing little crab? That's what she said. Yeah, five different types. Five different crabs, all on their own. All on their own. They all become crabs on their own. Yes. We are of the firm belief. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are of the firm belief. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We. That you, unfortunately, even though evolution loves a crab,

that you, despite your best efforts, doesn't matter how hard you try... Can't become a crab, yeah. Yeah. It's true. Really? You know this? Barna can become a crab. Yes. Adam can become a crab.

Yes. Donald O'Han can become a crab. Yes. I can't become a crab. No, but do you understand why? Ah, Jesus Mary Joseph, I'll tell you crab. Yes. Yes. I can't become a crab. No, but do you understand why? Oh, Jesus Mary Joseph, I'll tell you why. Okay. Because I am the edge. You're the edge? No, I'm the edge. Oh, you're the edge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is that? How does that? What? That's your name? I'm not a man, you see. Oh, you're the edge.

You're an edge. I'm the edge. You're the edge. I'm all edges. Have you ever edged? Edging? Yeah, that's all I do all the time. That's all you do? I'm edging every day. Really? Every day I'm an edge. Really? I'm the edge.

Have you ever climaxed? No, no, no, no, I'm an edge. Don't have a willy. I'm an edge. Right. You see the edge of that table there? I am that. You are all edges. See the edge of that table there? I am that. You are all edges.

See the edge of that television screen there? I am that. I am the edge. This is an exclusive for the Anti-Donate podcast. What was it like writing Spider-Man the Musical? We weren't really that involved in it to be honest. We sort of did the songs and then we were on tour and then the whole show fell apart. Probably needed to like take some time off and actually focus on the musical if I'm being honest. But let's be real here, it's a musical about a spider-man.

Not that good. Tell you what would make a good musical about Jesus, Mary and Joseph. That would make a great musical. The nuns and the priests and whatnot. Yeah right. Although they don't like the priests and the nuns as much in Ireland anymore. This is an outdated cliché by about 20 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I love Guinness. I'm sure you do. Well, the end- Never pay a tax in my life.

What? Don't pay tax. It's a true story. You just don't pay tax. Have you heard about this? No. So the Irish government, in order to encourage more artists in art, they made a thing where if you're an artist you didn't have to pay tax. That's fucking sick. And the idea was that, you know, so to get more people making art

and get artists to move to Ireland to make it, because it was having a bit of trouble because everyone moved to Boston. That happened about a hundred years earlier. But anyway, there was no one making art in Ireland and they said, no, every artist doesn't have to pay tax, right? Which makes sense when you think of like little artists down the road making paintings or singer singing these little songs in the pub. But it also meant me, Bono, Enya, Sinead O'Connor.

All of it. Well, I don't know about Sinead O'Connor, but all of it. Enya lives in a castle, never paid tax. Fun fact about us. Well, is it still true? I think they maybe changed it, because it's a bit crazy that we do a show at the sphere and not pay any tax to the Irish government over it. I can understand to a certain point. I can understand to a certain point. Once you're living in a castle...

Pay a bit of tax. Once you're living in a castle. Pay a bit of tax. Once you're living in a castle. There. Being Enya, maybe just a couple of dollars. Enya lives in a castle? Enya lives in a castle. I think we all do, because none of us paid tax. Of course, I'd live in a fucking castle too.

I didn't have to pay any tax. Pretty cool, hey? That's awesome. I had no idea about that. Fun fact for you. And you learnt about the crabs? And I learnt about the crabs And you learnt about the crabs? And I learnt about the crabs? You learnt about the crabs?

I kind of, I'd seen that going around. Do you like U2, Mark? No, not really. I mean, there's songs, don't get me wrong, there's songs. You'd listen to Joshua Tree? Yes, I've listened to, yeah, I've listened to, yeah, First Half's great. Yeah, First Half. Yeah, and a second cousin's license plate is I Love You Too. Oh, thank you. But I never said I love you.

No, you're banned. You're banned. Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're welcome. You'd be shocked how much that happens. Yes. All the time people are saying I love you too. And I say, well, I didn't say I love you. And they say, no, you're banned. Well, that must be horrific. But you know, you don don't pay any tax so I'm sure you get over it.

I'm very rich about paying tax. Well this has been great. We were discussing something vile earlier and so I'm glad that you came in. That's what I came along to talk about, you're playing the guitar. Yeah. You know you play, do you want to know the trick? To playing guitar? Yeah you put some Brian Eno on, so it's all like, and then you, we only did this for like three albums, but it's our best albums.

And then you go, then you put on lots of effects and then you have the guitar come out of the Brian Eno. So it's like, and then it's like, every time I hear the name Brian Eno, I think of the Italian lemon tummy powder that you mix in with water called Eno. That sort of just helps your tummy. Brian Eno is the experimental electronic musician. I think there is a comparison to be drawn between the two in a lot of ways. Sort of minimalist music, minimalist 70s and 80s music. Yeah, and then sort of a powder that you put in a glass of water to settle your tummy after

a big meal. I suppose, you know, one settles the mind, one settles the tummy. No, I don't think that's it. I don't think that's it. I'm sorry, Derek. I tried, you know, one settles the mind, one settles the tummy. No, I don't think that's it. I don't think that's it. I'm sorry, dear. I tried, but I failed. That's okay. Do you have any other questions about you two?

No. Should I head off? No. Yeah, I reckon head off. Okay. But you are welcome to join us at any time. Oh, I'm back. I didn't, okay.

I didn't mean, you didn't let me finish. Right here, right here. I'm the edge from you two. Yes you are. I'm a rock and roller star. Well, I'm in a rock band with my friend, Bono. Fuck off. Okay, bye bye.

Fuck off. Bye bye. You handled that so well, Mark. Dude, at the end there he was just really starting to get up my fucking back. Yeah. The Edge is great in small doses. I'd love to meet Bono. Um, alright, well maybe one day Bono will join us.

Oh, here he is. Hi Bono. Hi. How are you Bono? Oh, you want me to play Bono? Yeah. If you want to. I can play Bono.

And I'll play the Edge. Hello Bono. I'm the Edge. Hello Bono. I'm the Edge. Ah, you do Bono. It's good to have you here. I was thinking we'd maybe do an album. Were ya?

Yeah, do a little album. I'd love to do an album. Do a little album and you do... I haven't done an album in, what, a couple of years. Right, right, right you are. Something like that. Right here. Yes. You do an album, you start singing and you go. I love to do that. And then I just go. And then you have a. I've lost the accent. It's gone. Bye bye there. Wow. That was really cool. A little insight

there. Pretty exciting. We got to say Bon Wow, that was really cool. A little insight there, pretty exciting. We got to see Bono talking to the edge. Got a little insight into their creative process. That's what their conversations are like. That's crazy that the Bono's accent slips in and out like that. It goes a bit Scottish. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy, crazy stuff. It's a bit cruel to throw a man an accent like that.

No, no, not at all. Not at all. It's that if I was talented in any way, I would have been able to take that. I would have been able to relish in that opportunity, but unfortunately. Do you want to meet another character of mine? Okay. Who's this? I'm a chipmunk. Oh, it's a chipmunk,im. Chimmy, Chimmy, Chimmy, Chimmy.

Chimmy, Chimmy, Chimmy. Um, are you, uh, what do you know about depression? I got depression. You got depression? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you take it in your stride. What are you singing? I like a little song.

Yeah, great. A little song. Bye. Wow, that was pretty cool. Chipmunk Chim is sick. Um, do you want to meet one of my characters? Yeah, I'd love to meet one of your characters. Ay-ay! Like a little song. Yeah, great. A little song. Bye. Wow, that's pretty cool. Chipmunk Jimsick.

Do you want to meet one of my characters? Yeah, I'd love to meet one of your characters. Ay-ay! Oh, hello. What's your name? Ay-ay, it's Grim. Grim, how are you, Grim? I'm Grim Grippiston.

What do you like to do, Grim? I like to cover myself in blankets and turn all the lights off and scream at my mom. and scream in my pillows. Yeah right and why do you do that man? Gotta fucking do something with all this time. Yeah you have a lot of time. I don't work. I don't work. You sleep Grim?

No. You don't work you don't sleep? No. You eat? I'll eat whatever I find on the couch. You eat but you don't eat any regular sort of- I eat crumbs. Wow, you do have a lot of time.

Tell us some other things you do with your time, Grim. I make music. Oh, what sort of music? Oh, wah wah nang nang nang. Oh, wow. My favourite artist is Chipmunk Jim. Can you sing us a little more? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Where do you go on the weekend, Ruth? Oh, just drink Coke and Bundy. Yeah, nice. You got a husband or a partner? No. Kids? Yeah. You're divorced? Yeah. You got a husband or a partner? Nah. Kids?

Yep. You're divorced? Yep. Yeah. How long have you been divorced for? Long time. You're on the apps, you're on Zooc? Nah.

Nah. Nah, no interest. No interest, but I'll tell you what. I got some rotten ideas now. About what? Oh, racist shit. Yeah, sick. All right, anything else to say?

Oh, you wanna hear myself and my racist opinions? No, I don't. No, no, I'm good, man. You don't want to hear my racist opinions? No, no, it's not. This isn't the right podcast. You should try the Kyle and Jackie O Show. They would love you over there.

Oh, yeah, well, I'm Ruth. Hey, why don't you come out? We could go to the theme parks. Uh, alright. Uh, on the Gold Coast. Yeah. What's your favourite one? I love Dreamworld.

You're fucking rubbish, Ruth. You are rubbish. Tigers. Yeah. I like the tiger trainers. Yeah, I bet you do. Yeah, yummy. I bet you think they're yummy.

Bye bye. Bye Ruth. I liked Ruth. Yeah, Ruth was fun. Ruth had something in her, I think. Ruth could have been a podcast. Yeah. You wanna meet one of my cats? I'd love to. Yeah Ruth was fun. Ruth had something in her I think. Ruth could have been a podcast. Yeah, you wanna meet one of my characters? I'd love to. Yeah, yeah, alright.

Oh yeah, hello. Sorry, go Lindsay. How long much longer do we have of this shit? I said you're at 30 minutes. Fucking sick. Well we don't have to meet my new character. No, we don't need your new character. We're done. We're clocked off. We hit 30. We have hit the required minimum amount of time that we have to do for this podcast and I don't think it's fair to the listeners or ourselves to go on a second longer.

But can I just meet your character? Oh no. What's your name? Almond. What? Almond. Almond. Almond. Almond Montgomery. Almond What? Almond! Almond?

Almond! Almond Montgomery! Almond Montgomery? You're an almond? No! You're an almond? Yes! How are you talking?

Raw! Oh, you're roaring like a lion! And you're an almond! Yes! A little almond! Are you roasted almonds? No! No?

You're raw almonds? No! I'm soaking in water! Oh, you're a soaking almond? Yeah! Are you going almond? No! No? You're raw almond. I'm in love soaking in water! Oh, you're a soaking almond. You're going to get dried. Then you'd be an activated almond.

You're an activated almond. You're about to get eaten by that coked up, that former cokehead who lives in Byron Bay now. I said that former cokehead. Let's end on this. Zach Rewane in an attempt to speak of a specific person said that former cokehead that now lives in Byron Bay. That never, never has a man created a bigger category in order to get to someone specific for all people that live in Byron Bay or former Cokeheads.

Good night, Australia. Good night. And thank you so much for your time. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week!