Aunty Donna Podcast - Our Top Five Power Tools

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

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A listener production. Here is a generic podcast. Enjoy. Hello everybody. Welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast. A podcast that we have all of this year stopped banking. We no longer bank this podcast. If you don't know what that means, banking is something we used to do, we would do multiple podcasts at once. People caught us out for that because we talked about it a lot.

Yeah, and rightly so. And rightly so. There are some people that still believe they catch us out for it. And I will say even if we were banking, they're wrong in how we do it. So they're the biggest idiots. But I will say we never bank now. And as proof we never bank, we always have a thing. That being said, we all have the vaguest memory that this episode was meant to be about something, that there was a topic

for this episode, but none of us can quite recall what it is. It's in the five weeks of Christmas. It's during that period. Yes. I believe. I just, I remember someone said, oh, an episode will be coming out on a day. And that day will be of note. Now that day is in a couple of days, because that's how quickly we do it.

We don't even give our staff time to edit clips or edit the podcast now. They do crunch for you. Yeah, they crunch. So it is in two days, one day, but I just can't remember what it is. So we're going to just sort of fill until we figure it out. Top five power tools. Top five power tools. Top five power tools. Okay, now is that what it was about?

No. It was something like that. But I think we can talk about power tools until we figure it out. Grinders. Number one for me has got to be nail gun. Love a nail gun. I mean there is a National Worship of Tools Day which is March 11th. Worship of tools? That's what, yeah. Do you know there's a National Worship of Tools Day, which is March 11th. Worship of Tools? That's what, yeah.

Do you know there's a flag, a country flag? Yeah, I'm very aware. No, there's many flags. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know there's a flag with an AK-47 on it? Mozambique has an AK-47 on their flag. Is that their national animal? No, it's a gun.

Mmm. Um... It has a gun, has a... Is a gun a power tool? Like a sickle as well, I think. A sickle and a gun. Mmm. Um. It has a gun, has a... Is a gun a power tool? Like a sickle as well, I think. A sickle and a gun. And a book. Oh, and a book!

Well, then that's a balance. I think we should just think of something to do to fill until we figure out what this episode was meant to be about. I think power tools is good. I'm happy to. I'm ready with power tools. Maybe I'll do a character. You do a character.

I think each of us do our top five power tools. They can't be the same ones. I don't think power tools is what we're going to talk about today. It was something like that. Yeah. It was a top five power something. I'm ready to go. All right, let's go.

What are yours? Number five. We'll start with number one. The best one. No, no, that's not how you do it, bro. No. You've got to build tension. All right. I think just get it out of the way. Just let me know the best one. The best one? No, no, that's not how you do it. You've got to build tension. Alright,

I think just get it out of the way, just let me know the best one. Alright, I'm going to go with number one first and that is a whipper snipper. Yeah, nice, how come? I love the way it gets those cleans up that lawn. Also referred to as a weed whacker. In some places. Yeah, in America. And Mark, we're talking power tools here, not your mouses and your little webcam. Well, I mean, in the world, not your mouses and your little webcam. Well, I mean, in the world of Fortnite, that stuff can be very powerful. We're talking about the things real men use. I know, I reupholstered a cat toy recently. So I'm aware of tools.

Okay, okay. Number two? You got a bit more in you than I thought, little bucka-rooney. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little bucka. I like number two, a power drill that allows you to drill into brick. Fuck yes. Yeah, you know what that's referred to as a hammer drill. Correct. Yes. A hammer drill, I recently watched my partner use one as they put a retractable hose into our brickwork. Yes. Do you like it because it goes, vabum, vabum, vabum, vabum. I look at brick and I say, you can't be beaten.

And then I see... You get a masonry drill part, you get a hammer drill. Yeah. You go straight in there, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now I've got a beautiful hose on the wall. At number three, a spray gun. A spray gun?

Not ray gun. Not ray gun. No, not ray gun. Who took home. Not Ray Gun. Not Ray Gun. No, not Ray Gun, who took home our hearts this year. Really? She... Last week, she looks... She was so good last week. No, no, no.

I'm near unrecognisable in those photos on the cover of the magazine. Is that what you're talking about? No, I'm talking about last week at the Olympics when Ray gun Did that weird dancing? What's with the ray gun dancing? We mean what's with it? Dancing yeah ray gun this ray gun that ray gun this ray gun that everyone's talking about ray I thought she did I thought you know, I thought you did a top-notch job. I think she I think I disagree I think it's a besmirchment on the game. Yeah, you know, I saw her dance and I was like,

I remember saying out loud, I said, hell yes, queen. Cool. That was my reaction to it. Okay. At number three, the spray gun though, not ray gun. Right. Spray gun. Let's you paint quicker.

Uh huh. We did a whole fence in a morning. Really? Yep. Really? Yep. A whole fence. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Too loud. Daddy's got a headache. At number four. At number four. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. I don't know why we don't have to have to whisper the whole thing. Yeah, yeah. This just came in, Daddy was out a little late last night.

Take your headphones off. Was that for Christmas Eve party or? Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be around then, wouldn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Number four. Lawnmower.

Lawnmichaels. No, Lawnmower. Lawnmichaels. No, Lawnmower. Stop taking the power tools that I'm saying and putting a name to them. I'm trying to understand that in my world. Do you understand? I just said spray gun and you went Ray Gun the dancer who shamed Australia at the Olympics. Some would say, others would say, yes, go for it. Do you know what I think?

I think Ray Gun represented our culture perfectly. And exactly as we deserve. But then you turn around and then I say lawnmower and you say lawnmikels. Well do you understand that I don't know what a lawnmower is. I don't know what that does. I presume it does something with your lawn. Petrol or electric. But I do know who lawnmikels is.

He's the most powerful figure in our world, the world of sketch comedy. To me, he is the greatest power tool. He is your lawnmower. He is to me what a lawnmower is to you, because I'm a movershaker in the comedy world. I'm shocked that you do not think of Lorne Michael that way. No, I think of, I just see my lawn too long and I say, let's get that. Oh, is that what it does? Yeah. At number five,

this is your least favorite power tool in the world. No no no no. The least favorite of his top five. The Hitler stick. What's the Hitler stick? Oh it's just an awful, awful, Hitler stick. Yeah he's a bad guy. That's why I hate it. Yeah. You know you're my top five tower tools. Yeah tower tools. Tower tools. Let's hear them. Let's hear your top five tower tools. Yeah. Tower tools. Tower tools. Let's hear it. Let's hear your top five tower tools. Starting with number one. Number one, a crane.

Yeah. How are you going to build that tower without that crane? You need a crane? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need a crane. Number two, those laser things that make sure the ground is even. Yeah. You know those little laser ones?

Leveler. Leveler, but the ones where they shoot it across the path. Laser leveler. Yeah. Number three. little laser leveler but the ones where they shoot it across the path laser leveler yeah number three gotta be number three's gotta be welder oh yeah welder yeah very nice yeah yeah yeah you're gonna make that still stick to that other piece of steel when someone says that they love that that that tool I go well duh yeah yeah yeah yeah I've got these two beams yeah and I need them to be one how am I gonna do that without without a welding yeah well oh now number four

did you not get that the first time I did that no I did not no you are the guy who would do that yeah straight over my head. Welder? Yeah. Yes, a welder. Yeah. Number four, a little bit of a controversial choice. Some of you might not consider this a tower tool, but it's a piece of machinery or multiple pieces of machinery used in the process of making a tower. It's the truck.

Yeah. A lot of towers now are modular, particularly the hotels, particularly in those inner cities. This makes me think of an interesting question though. What is a tool? What is a tool? What is a tower tool specifically? I know some of you act like them sometimes. Get out of here, mate.

If you ever show me that kind of disrespect again, I'm out of the group. I'm so sorry. He's not joking. I'm sorry. That was so disrespectful. I'm not a tool? No, no, no. I understand that. I was... Gotcha. Gotcha. I was just joking.

I was doing a prank. You did a Joe Pesci on you in the... Gotcha. ...in the Goodfellas. Little prank there. I don't... Well, why not Kimbra? Pardon me? Why not Kimbra?

What do you mean? I don't understand. Why not Kimbra? A little prank. Somebody I used to know. Somebody I used to know. Kimbra. Featuring Kimbra. What about Kimbra? A little prank. Somebody I used to know. Somebody I used to know. Kimbra, featuring Kimbra.

What about Kimbra? Did I say somebody I used to know? Featuring Kimbra. But why are we talking about Kimbra? Because you brought her up. Why did I bring up Kimbra? And you were talking about her music. When you said trick-cha.

Trick-cha Kimbra. Right. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Somebody I used to know. Hey, I'm so sorry if that created a weird vibe when I was like, oh fuck you, don't call me at all. I had a mild panic attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I felt my chest tighten. But as soon as you said Tricture. Tricture. It reminded me of that song. Kimbra. Featuring Kimbra. No, I believe the name of the song is Kimbra. I think it's somebody I used to know.

It's about a guy and a girl who used to know someone named Kimbra. Right. Now, number five. Now you're just somebody that I used to know called Kimbra. That's why Kimbra comes in and sings that verse. Because he's singing about Kimbra. Now and then I am Kimbra. Yeah, she's talking from the perspective of Kimbra.

So there's two perspectives. There's the perspective of Trickchow and there's the perspective of Kimbra. There's the perspective of the lead singer, someone who used to know Kimbra. And then Kimbra represents Kimbra in the song. I am Kimbra. She's like, you know, well, you know, like, cause he's like, he's like, he broke up with Kimbra, I presume. He's singing from the perspective of Kimbra's ex boyfriend. And then Kimbra is playing Kimbra.

Does this make sense? So Gautier in the song, I used to know, is singing from someone who has dated Kimbra, not Gautier. So now, because I think what you're thinking right now is who's to say that this song that Gautier wrote, who's to say that it's not from the perspective of Gautier. Yes. And Kimbra is, so Gautier. It's a strange perspective. A lot of people might think that this song is about Gautier and somebody he used to know and Kimbra is playing that person. Not true. Kimbra is playing Kimbra.

That's the twist. Does this make sense? Gautier is playing someone who dated Kimbra and Kimbra is playing Kimbra. So Gautier sat down and purely intellectual exercise and thought to himself, I don't use to know anybody, but imagine if I was somebody that used to know Kimbra. Do you understand? And then he thought about it and it's amazing that the lyrics are so personal and so raw and it had such an impact on the world because it was purely an intellectual exercise. I mean, the only alternative is

that he was singing from his own perspective and then Kimbra came in and sang as the other person. And he wrote the song, so probably like statistically more likely. You think that's more likely? Yes. You think that's more likely than Gortje sitting down, singing a song from the perspective of, why did he ask Kimbra to sing it then?

She was probably available. Great, he liked her voice. Yeah. Yeah, but also because she's the only one that can play Kimbra. Do you understand? Meryl Streep, I think, could do. There's some good actors,

but I think he would have gone like- Oh, great Kimbra. Lisa McHugh. My question is, do you think someone else is gonna play Kimbra? And then they're like, well, we could ask Kimbra. And your number five tower tool. Tower tool, gotta be one of the wench. Yes as in what is a wench? As in like a witch

type character. Oh right yes or a pulley system. Pulley system, the pulley. Am I right in a wench is a pulley yes no? Well there two meanings, I don't need to go into the first one. No, no, no, I'm not using such sexist archaic terminology as that. Well that says archaic here actually is the definition. Habitually associ- no, no, no, no, no. Let's not go into that. No, both, I don't think, I think you mean wench maybe, Charlotte? Wench!

I meant to say wench. I would hate if you're... I don't want anyone sitting at home thinking that I... You think you need a winch? ...take to build a tower. No. No, winches don't build towers. A winch.

A winch. A winch. What is a winch? What's the definition of a winch? A winch is of course a hauling or lifting device consisting of a rope and chain winding around a horizontal rotating drum. Everything is a drum. Mark, I've got a question for you.

What are your favourite, favourite, favourite? Flavour it. What are your favourite, favourite, flavours? What are your favourite flavours? What are your favourite flavours? Flavour it flavours in general? Yeah. Well there's only five flavours,

so what are your favourite tastes? What do you mean there's only five? Are you talking about the basic? There's not only five. Sweet. There there's only five flavours, so what are your favourite tastes? What do you mean there's only five? Are you talking about the basic? There's not only five. Sweet. There's not only five. Sweet, umami, sour. You are forgetting.

Barbecue. You are forgetting dirt. Dirt? No, but dirt is just a combination of those. You're forgetting dirt. Where does dirt sit? Where does dirt sit if it's not its own flavour palette? Um, it depends on the dirt. No, it sits on its own. But dirt would be like kind of a quite a I would say

It's like quite a savory. No, you say dirt isn't a flavor, but then you go Well, this wine was grown in this dirt and it tastes like this And it's different to that wine which was grown in that dirt. You know what I My knowledge of these things is so far past its limit right now. Dirt is a flavour. You think dirt is a flavour? Dirt is a flavour. So that's number five for you? Or one?

That's number five. Can you err towards the muck? Muck is my number four. Can I at least get a couple of umami's and sweets and salads? Muck is number four. You know, just a couple for Zach. Dirt and muck. I'll just fill in, I've got this Zach.

We'll have a couple of, we'll get some bowl of chips for the table. We'll have a sweet and sour pork. We will have... Sweet, sour, umami. Prawn toast. For the muck bung. Umami. Is that what it's all about?

Prawn toast. Yeah. And then a Coke for me. Yeah. I'll get a Coke Zero. Coke no sugar. We'll have a peach iced tea. Peach iced tea. And then so... Oh actually I'll make that a Coke. I've got a show tonight. A couple of pizzas. What are you doing? Pizza and Chinese? Where are we? Edinburgh? This is my dream of a place and where I get chips,

I get honey chicken, you know, sweet and sour pork and I'm getting pizzas. That's very Edinburgh. That's like your monkey's paw, isn't it? You can have all the foods you want but they're mushy and saltless. And no one will come see your show. We sold pretty well. Well, if I'm talking to a young person going to Edinburgh, what I'm saying to them is you get good crowds, you wake up the next morning, one ticket sold. Get out there, flyer again. You're tired. Get out and do that set on the Royal Mile.

Get out and do that variety show. Get called a horrible thing doing a sketch character. Then you do that show, you're exhausted. Go to bed, wake up the next day. One again. Tickets sold. Again. And you're exhausted go to bed wake up the next day one again sold again yeah and you're off you're off to the races always that same person and that's fine you know thank you thank you thank you for coming hey I'm back from the show I hate him slop would be number three so serious bro dirt? Dirt, muck, and slop. Dirt, muck, and slop?

Yeah. You like all these flavors? I don't like them, I'm ranking them. You don't have a lot of room for the yummy ones left. Like what? I don't know. Then sweet and sour. So you like slop more than umami?

Yeah, I do. Because you're fucking loco. Yeah, man. Bro, you're fucking loco. Take them man. Bro, you're fucking loco. Take him, take him through him again. Flavor it. Dirt. Flavor it flavors. Dirt. Dirt.

Dirt. Muck. Muck. Muck is like the stuff at the top of a sewer pipe. Blech. Yeah. Yeah. Blech. It's interesting. It's an interesting flavor. Yeah. And you like that more than It's an interesting flavor. Yeah.

And you like that more than... I like it more than slop. You like that? No, less than slop. What are the other flavors? Dirt, muck, slop. Slop. Slop.

You like the top of... Sweet and sour. And then sweet and sour. Yeah, sweet and sour. Sour number one. Oh yeah. Yeah, I do like sour. Yeah, and give me a sour slop and I'm in heaven.

Alright, here's my question to you through Christmas. What about it? I don't know. It just popped into my head. Yeah. Anyway, I'm sorry about that. I don't know why I said that. I'm so sorry I said that.

It's alright. I don't know why. It was just sort of like an involuntary reaction. I'd be more sorry about one of your favorite tower tools being a truck Then I would be that you really serious right now. You don't think it's a tower tool. I knew it was controversial I don't think it's a tower tool. No, okay. No, I think it's a It's what is a tool. Yeah, you know that was my looking at two right now. Yeah, I was gonna say Trump Excuse me Hmm. What did you just say?

I called you both in a jocular fashion. That's important. Context is important. Yeah, no, that is. But just before we do, Lindsay, can you just note that Mark made a joke about Donald Trump? Just you know, just make a note if the fall of the American Empire has occurred by the time this episode comes out, you might want to cut it. Or just, but if it's fine, leave it in.

You know, just test the waters is what I would say if this was banked. But it's not. We are recording this today on December 24th. Now did you want to drill down on the tool thing and why I said that? You know what, I at first I was like what the fuck? You know remember when I was like, oh yeah you were mad. Why would you call me a tool? You're a tool. Fuck you. But then he was joking. And then I was like wait a second, what is the nature of this podcast it's about three mates having a laugh you're a bloke yeah you're a bloke that's how you fuck with a joke. You're a flesh and blood man. Yeah thanks dickheads. See again right now my first instinct is like fuck you you're a

fucking dick fuck you I'll fucking kill you. Nobody's joking. I'll fucking kill you. They're like wait a second that's our bloke'sokes joke. It's a bloke joke. Yeah. And that's what I got to remind myself. Well, wait a second, that's a bloke joke. Let's give some examples of bloke jokes. Okay. So I'm going to set up a scene where you two are blokes and you're about to, one of you is going to fire off a ripper bloke joke. Okay. A bloke joke. Where are we? We're at the football. So we finished our football season. Which code? Which code? Which code? Let's leave it generic for our NSW, I don't want to alienate our NSW followers, you know? It's high school, year 12. Can I just say though, when you do leave it generic, you make it more broadly accessible,

but you are losing the magic of the specificity. But I don't, so does NRL go to Bali after their season? I don't know. Well then let's go with AFL then. But it's not AFL, it's just, it's not um, you know, it's not AFL, it's just Aussie rules. We're just a local country team. Yes. Some of our players are paid.

You're one of the paid players. You come in from the city, you played for VFL for a time, now you come to our country town you play on Saturdays. I'm in this now. How well are you paid? I would, you know, I'd get cashies, I'd get a cash, you know, an envelope with two grand in it for a game kind of deal. Yeah, right.

And he comes down, he helps us out. He doesn't have to practice with us. He sometimes does, but for the most part he doesn't, he just comes, he kicks a lot of goals. Nice. You're're that guy but you've very generously come to Bali with this yeah for sure okay and and why am I in this scene we're all in Bali together and one of you is gonna give a rip a bloke joke mmm right yeah he's the bloke Joe does it or do we need to say who's gonna give the bloke joke no we've just set the scene. All right. Well, here we are in Bali.

Yeah, yep. We've booked into the hotel. Would you blokes like a beer? Yeah, I'd love a beer. No thanks. In a glass, please. No thanks, I'm not drinking for this trip. Okay, now here's where the bloke joke will come. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to do it or oh I thought he was gonna do the is he not doing well?

Yeah, I it was a bloke joke what I was doing is a bloke joke, but I think a real bloke joke I think we can have an opportunity for two bloke jokes. Yeah, so let's hold off on my bloke joke reveal my bloke trick Yeah, my bloke joke trick. Okay. I'll do I'll give bloke trick that one. Oh, you're not drinking. Are you worried? It'll get stuck in your dress Right, and then I'll say I'll say no. No, it's just me and the miss Oh are doing dry July Right. It's one of you want to say something derogatory about my partner That would be a bloke joke. I don't feel super comfortable. You don't want to say something derogatory about my partner? Because she's encouraged me to not drink when away with the boys.

Now a bloke joke here would be to say something cruel and derogatory about her. Maybe implying, even though there's been signs that I've been a bad partner. I'll give you an example. She's got you by the long and curlies. Yeah. Right. Okay. So an implication that perhaps she has more power in this relationship than I do. Oh yeah. All right. I got one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gee, I can tell who's wearing the pants in that relationship. Right.

And that's great because that's kept a thematic costume link to my bloke joke. Yes. Pants are for boys, dresses are for girls. Now, these are not my opinions. No, these are the opinions of the bloke joke world. This is the bloke joke universe. And do I approve of it? No.

What I'm trying to do is remind myself not to... If my feelings are... Your feelings can be hurt. If my feelings are hurt by a bloke joke, I try to say it's just a bloke joke. Just let it run down my back like the water on a duck. Okay, so then you've, and then so you've had two bloke jokes directed at you. And now I will close out the bloke joke and say, boys, I was bloke joking.

Of course I'm not a, and then after a, I would say something horrifically, horrifically offensive. Something indefensibly cruel. A word that has been heard by people as they are being killed. Yes. But you would go, ha ha ha ha. And then we'd drink the night away. And then we'd drink the night away. This is how the bloke joke works

now you were not doing a cruel bloke joke but it was a bloke joke hmm and I just say to myself that's a bloke joke Wow I'll let that like like the slippery like the smooth coagulated water on the waterproof feathers of a duck. I let it run down my back. Here's a business idea. Yeah. Because there's all this water that's come off the duck's back. Why aren't we bottling it and then calling it water from the duck's back?

Is this like a Bell Delphine kind of thing? No, no. Just as like a- Vision only fans. You've got Mount Franklin, water from Mount Franklin. Right. You've got... And all the... Mount Fuji. Mount Fuji. Mount Fuji, they're delicious waters but they're not instilling me with it. Let him finish his list of mountain waters. But before you do, list your waters then I want to set you up for your, you've got pump. Water from the pump. Pump that out

of the ground. They pump that out of the ground, right? All these. Coles, Coles water. Water from Coles. Water from, I believe from Coles. Yeah. Right? From Coles. No, not true. It's not? I know, Colin. He's never offered me water. Right. Anyway. Okay, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Every water comes from somewhere. Alright, now can I do the setup? Is that okay?

Yeah. But obviously it's for you. Is this a bloke joke? No, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is all those waters, they're good. They're yummy, fresh. I love their minerals. Some have different pH levels. But my issue with those waters, Mark, is they don't instill me with a sense of

fortitude. They don't instill me with a sense of resilience. But water from the ducks back potentially would. And then I would say to you, I think that's more of a metaphor talking about the fact that the water doesn't get in touch with the ducks back and you need to treat the insults. There's no scientific quality. No, it touches the duck's back. It touches the feather, but it's talking about the waterproof quality of the feathers. Exactly.

And what I'm saying is there's no scientific difference to that water and you're a charlatan. What I'm saying is if you try to sell that water to vulnerable youths. I don't understand what he's doing. Why is, what have you done? I don't understand what's fucking ticked him off to the point where he's at boiling. I feel like I'm in my kitchen. I've put on a cup of tea and I'm just ready to pour that cup of tea. And the kettle's screaming. Here's the tea. You're a charlatan. Mark, what's the best way to treat this?

Uh, probably with a knife. I would say just water off a duck. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't stab Zach with it. You know what this is to me? This is water off a duck's back, which I will bottle and sell to the masses and mark I was doing a bloke joke I'm gonna give a fuck about your water. Whatever the fuck well, that's because I'm not gonna allow you to invest in this company

I don't want to fucking invest in it. I'm investing like a bloke I'm investing all of mine and my partner's money in NFT not AI now AI now Yeah in AI shares. I am not checking with her if that's okay. It's a bloke joke. I'm taking our money the same way that I put it into NFTs two years ago. Now I'm putting our money into shares in AI companies

and machine learning companies. And now it's for the reveal. We knew it was Christmas all along. We knew that today was Christmas Day but we wanted to give you a f***ing reprieve from all this s***. Some podcasts have been doing Christmas episodes for five weeks. Yeah. They can get f***ed. Yeah. This was a Christmas episode. By about two o'clock in the afternoon on Christmas Day you're done with it. Give me something else to watch. Yeah.

Something else to talk about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got all this ham piling up. Blackpood. Blackpood. In case anyone's listening on Christmas Day, sometimes they listen the day after or whatever, but if anyone's listening on Christmas Day, they might want to watch Pood. Oh yeah, watch Pood.

Yeah. I mean, also, every Christmas, three o'clock, I just want a bloke joke. I know. Just to switch off a classic bloke joke, just to get me through the rest of the day. Something that will just knock me out. You might have heard a few bloke jokes at the Christmas table. Maybe your uncle or your dad or your stepdad made a few bloke jokes. They hurt your feelings. Call them out.

But if you feel safe to do so, otherwise just come listen to our podcast. They are silly little bloke jokes. But we hope Santa came. I hope Santa, well, I think now that Santa has some time off, hopefully he'll be able to come. Yeah, it's stressful. Sometimes he can't get there because he's- I don't think he'd be coming much on Christmas Day.

But he just gets in his head sometimes and he just can't. Do you think he maybe just quickly rubs one out? I think it's yeah like sometimes to just do it in the I guess the back of the sleigh when the... Yeah. When them deer ain't watching. But that is all to say we hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday season. Merry Christmas, happy holidays, Happy Hanukkah. Now the tradition starts of our best ofs and the ones you voted for and we hope you enjoy them.

Broden Merry Christmas to you. Oh thanks. Mark Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas to you too. If anyone wants to wish me a Merry Christmas. I just did. I literally just did. Broden did you want to?

I did. I don't remember you. You did. Did I literally just did. Broden, did you want to? I did. Wait, I don't remember you. You did. Did you? You did. Do you want to do it again? You should let it, you got to let it go, man. I'll do it again.

I'll do it. I'll do it if you do yours again, because just let it go, man. I was, guys, I was bloke joking. I can give a fuck about this Christmas. Mate, you have a great day of bloke joking. But thank you for a little bit more water for my company. Yeah alright. Because you took all of that, it was like water off a duck's back. Yeah alright. Capturing that in a bottle. Okay yeah that's just my sweat and urine. Yeah. You're gonna sell my

sweat and urine as duck water? I'll filter it. I'll filter it. Okay, whatever, bro. You can drink your own piss. Whatever, bro. And on that note, see you next week. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by Aunty Donna Club.com. See you next week. Music Listener