Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 176 - A Fun Quiz with Michelle Brasier Part 2
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Enjoy the podcast. Disney Land experts and Mark here today, people that love theme parks, people that love having fun. Our rain over champion, Broden Kelly, how are you today, mate?
I'm really good. Thank you. I don't know if you met Disneyland.
Well last week you proved everyone wrong, you smashed the competition. Four points to five questions. Very impressive results.
Oh well, you know how it is. Of course we've got Mark Bonano here Mark. You're Mark you of course. Tell like to tell people you're a big fan of
theme parks but you did awfully. No that's unfair. No that's unfair. Now Mark of
course is a very competitive person he gets very competitive when he plays
board games and is struggling to maintain the comedic the comedic layer because he's actually funny no
no I'm putting it on why you can't always like well this is 50% what is
actually like it's not I'm fucking putting it on you understand that yeah you
understand I'm not fucking usually like this right now I'm getting pissed mark
Tarzo is getting upset oh I'm sorry Tarzo like this. Right. Because now I'm getting pissed. Mark Tazo is getting upset.
Oh I'm sorry Tazo.
It's just, well now, what are you putting this on?
On?
Or this bit that you just yelled at us about putting it on.
I don't want to talk about it.
I'm a little confused man.
So what happens when a man blows his fury?
No!
No!
It is, they get mad and then they get vulnerable.
Has nothing to do with being a man?
Has it been doing
being a hot blooded Sicilian.
Male. It's cultural.
It's cultural.
What's sushi mango?
I'm not gonna go there.
We've also of course got very special guest.
What was your name again, whale?
I can't remember your English.
Da, da, da.
Something like da, da, da.
Like a start of Darrell. Da, da, da. There's something like a da, da, da.
Like a start of Darryl.
Yeah.
Da, or as you're known in Wail,
da, we know now that you love your favourite film franchise is the Fast and the Furious.
Tell us a little bit about the Fast and the Furious and what's your favourite film other
than Seven?
Oh, okay, my favourite film other than Seven, I definitely like F-A, F-A, F-A to the Furious.
Yeah, fantastic.
Is that the one with the submarine?
That's one where the rock punches a submarine.
Yes, the rock punches a submarine.
Yes, he has to get it out of the way.
Oh no, he punches a torpedo. I'm so sorry.
Oh, that's embarrassing.
I always had a thing with Fast and Furious that I only watched the odd numbered ones.
But Hobbs and Shores really thrown that out for me.
But Hobbs and Shores like nine.
But is Hobbs and Shores not numbered one or should I wait for nine or is nine now an
even numbered one?
You're going to watch the fast and furious nine because that is fast and furious nine.
Hobbs and Shores fast furious presents Hobbs and Shores.
So that's one, that's one.
Hobbs and Shores not one as well.
What I was going to say is you should do the spin-offs starting from one.
Yeah, and this is the first spin-off.
So, and it is an odd number.
And any spin-offs here.
So I've not seen Fast and Furious.
Have you seen Lost?
The TV series Lost.
That's the spin-off as well.
Oh, Fast and Furious.
Yeah, in what way?
Michelle Rodriguez is there.
Oh, fantastic.
I think, okay.
So I think two separate, too completely separate things having the same actor in them does not make them
No, she's playing the same character. Oh, she's playing Ledi of fantastic. She's playing Ledi
Ledi
Toretto Wow fantastic. Is it a pretty cool or a sea? She didn't take his last name. She wouldn't do that. What? What?
she wouldn't do that. What? What? What? Guys, let's stop fighting and come together in the knowledge that Broden is the best at Disneyland. Fuck. Okay, so the first question
of Round 2, Broden is the reigning champion with four points which are a part of the
place. There's no rules about the laptop.
He needs it to put music and stuff in, man.
If you're on your phone though, you are cheating.
The whale also shouldn't be on their phone, but that's...
I'm just finding a quiz about the Fast and Furious.
Okay, that's fantastic.
Which Hollywood actor, comedian, and bluegrass musician
who is not a whale, worked at Disneyland as a kid. Is it A.
Chris Rock, B. Adam Sandler, C. Steve Martin. Oh, whale.
Steve Martin. Yeah, it's fantastic. Great job, whale. Steve Martin, as a child,
Steve Martin spent many of time at Disneyland, not as a visitor, but as an employee.
Great work, whale. You feel okay about this? Just checking in with the points.
Just checking in with the points.
We've got, we've got,
Broden at four points, a very impressive number.
We've got a whale, a literal tiny whale.
Who's only ever seen,
see what it was, the whale's the most.
You're really, you're really fucking puttin' it on
to make me feel, and what's he gonna say? Is some sort of degrading fucking stab. Why was the make-up you were the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's You seem a little actually mad right now, mate. I just, I'm putting it on. All right, all right.
Putting it on.
Disneyland has always proved popular,
even in the early days.
How long did it take for one million visitors
to pass through its doors?
Crillin' it.
Oh, wow.
Six.
Six.
Mm-hmm.
What?
You heard me.
Six what?
You heard me, big man.
Six days?
Yeah, if you want six months
six years
Okay, uh-huh, I
I can't actually sorry, Mark. We'll get to you if we all refuse to give me a unit of measurement
Well, we can't actually
Well, so that's I just got back from the United States of America,
guess what they use?
Inches.
Pounds.
Okay.
And the exchange rate is crazy.
Isn't it crazy?
No!
At the moment.
While.
I can't actually put that through as an answer.
What the fuck?
It's not at one of the four answers.
Okay.
But she answered so she's out for this round.
So, days.
Six days?
Yeah.
Unfortunately not.
Fuck off!
Disney Land has always proved popular in the early days.
How long did it take for one million visitors
to pass through its doors?
To reddit.
A year, six months, two months,
four months, or it's two months.
Two months.
Broden, that's correct.
Hobbs!
How did you know that?
How did you know?
Is he winking at you?
Is he fucking winking at you?
There's no fucking way.
There's no fucking way you knew.
And that's probably not even the answer.
Is that even the answer?
Don't spread misinformation, but Broden is wearing headphones and all of that.
And I can see that Zach is also wearing headphones.
So what's that?
Well, the only reason you're not wearing headphones is because you've got a big whale.
Okay, well that's fucked up.
But isn't she a little whale?
Yeah, but still the size.
It's pretty big.
The body of the whale was the size of a human.
It's head is still kind of its own surprise.
It's quite large.
Yeah.
I'm sorry we didn't have head problems.
How did you know that?
Thank you.
I just wanna hear the, I feel mad.
It's not that accessibility.
I'm not mad.
I just wanna hear what the thought process, complete guess
or where the fuck did you pull two months from?
Mark, I did my research.
Before this, I read up on all things, didn't you that?
Can I tell you something?
I may be making this unfair for comedic effect,
but we're not cheating.
I'm not helping him beyond anything that you're hearing.
Right.
All right.
Okay.
Trumings on the outside of the Disney ride,
it's a small world, a made from what?
Iron, gold, diamonds, none of the above.
Guru! Mark knows. Mark, none of the above. Glu!
Mark knows.
Mark, none of the above.
Mark it's fault.
I'm just curious, I'm curious in what way I cheated or...
I guess he didn't, I guess that one's just on May then mark the original. It's a small world ride
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got to finish this part
Mark the original it's a small world ride has it's a long one 22 carrot gold
This gold in the trimmings found on the outside of it. Small world is a water ride and it's replicated at a number of other Disney Land parks around the world. This isn't in the
quiz but bonus question. Do you know why they decided to... Yes, letty lost her memory
and then he took her to the race track,
so she could remember it.
That doesn't actually make any sense
as an answer to the question.
Mark, Mark, Mark, gold doesn't rust.
Gold doesn't rust, Broden, do you wanna have a go?
Why is it gold?
Yeah, why did they go with gold?
And not just a gold, a paint or gold effect.
Stop giving clues.
Gold doesn't rust. Not that gold doesn't rust,
it's that they worked out that the maintenance of repainting the gold effect would be more
expensive in the long run. Because? Because? Because of various reasons Number of Disney Land Resorts around the globe is there one in
Hong Kong mark mark. Yes, I've been there
Broden I brodened no, it's in Macau, isn't it in China?
I feel like
For such a stupid fucking answer
I feel like for such a stupid fucking answer
That you should lose all your points. Well no, it wasn't an official.
I was already...
I was just sort of guessing. You've got the answer.
Mark the answer is no.
Actually, it's actually in Macau.
It's actually in Macau.
I actually don't know.
Where is it?
It's in Hong Kong.
Mark, you are correct. And that's one point for Mark.
Whale for a bonus point. What's your favorite type of?
What's your favorite character other than the rock?
Ledy. Ledy. Fantastic. That's a bonus point.
What's Ledy? Ledy is Michelle Rodriguez.
Oh, right. Also, I'm sorry. I was a character made of lead.
Just why I have a little second.
Yeah.
I also really like it when Gal Gadot's in it.
Yeah, Gal Gadot is fantastic.
She's a real very good strut.
Broden for a bonus point.
What the fuck?
Broden for a bonus point.
What is your favorite breed of doggo?
That's so fucked.
I've got a penchant for the Border Collie.
You're holding my stuffy right now!
Yeah, I'm looking at him and I think the Border Collie is the best looking dog.
Mark, for a bonus point, thank you.
For a bonus point, yes.
Where is the Disneyland Paris version of the haunted mansion located in the equivalent of what land?
Luigi's Mansion.
In the equivalent of what land?
What is the Disneyland Paris version of the haunted mansion located?
In what land?
It's of course in New Orleans.
New Orleans?
No, that's in the Disneyland.
I'm asking about Disneyland Paris. It's a bonus question New Orleans. New Orleans? No, that's in the Disneyland. I'm asking about Disneyland Paris.
It's a bonus question.
It's what?
So what land on the equivalent?
I don't know the exact name of it, but in what land?
Disneyland Paris, one that you've not been to, Mark.
It's not New Orleans land.
No, no, no, no.
But it's the equivalent.
It's the equivalent of one of the Disneyland lands. So they have a New Orleans land no no no, but it's the equivalent. It's the equivalent of one of the Disney landlands
So they they they have a new Orleans land there, but it's not called that no no no no no no no
It's not in their equipment is it in their time limit? Is it in their cowboy land? Is it in their
Adventure land is it in their future land or is it in there in their fan's adventure?
Incorrect. It's in front of you. Can I tell you something you don't know?
Yes, Frontierland is the Inventuerland.
No, that's the cowboy land.
Fuck!
Yes?
Here's something you don't know about Disneyland in Paris,
all the staff, all the characters, they all got scabies.
Really?
Yes, about five years ago.
That's fantastic.
That's amazing.
Broden?
Oh no.
What?
What? Right. Right. It's amazing. Broding. Oh no.
Broding. Oh, it's the head phone. Oh, it just wants the head phone.
Maybe cut that. I mean, it's all good at this point. I'm going to do one more round
of bonus point. That was Bruce's fault.
No fake.
Maybe you should have a backage.
Muck in front of you land.
One more round of bonus points.
Michelle, I mean, while.
Yeah.
Tell me, tell me while.
What's your favorite whale sound?
My favorite whale sound.
Roar! I don't like my favorite whale sound Very good that's a bonus point for you
Tell me I fucking see what you gonna tell me what is your
Stupid dear thing. Hey, what is your favorite sweetie? Oh?
To say what I would say like a self-sourcing chocolate pudding.
That is correct, bro.
That's a bonus point for you.
That is true.
Yeah, but of course, you could have said a cookie
and it would have been true.
Do you know what?
Me and the Mrs. went to Brunette's the other night
and we had a chocolate bomb on, was called
a little cup.
I saw a bloke had one.
I said, what did you get?
It's a chocolate, it was a self-sourcing chocolate pudding. You're talking to strangers. You're doing that in a little cup. I saw a bloke had one. I said, what did you get? He said, it was a self-sourcing chocolate.
You're talking to strangers.
You're doing that in your life now?
Well, I don't know what I want here.
I looked over at this guy, had this,
and put a little bit ice cream in.
He said, what have you got, sir?
He said this, and he said, I have no regrets.
And I said, sir, I'm going to get that too.
I did that the other day at a dumpling place.
I didn't ask the man I asked the waitress.
I said, excuse me, what does that table over there have? And she said and I said, well, I'll have them and they were fantastic. Like little
pizza, little pizza dumpling. You'll have them. I'll have those dumplings. I'll have those.
Oh, right. Yeah. But it is my, I want to eat the people.
My dream, what I really, really want to do is because Broton looks like a lot of people.
And I really want to go up to someone that looks like you and say,
are you Broden from Antidona?
And then they'll say, no, and I'll say, can I get a photo anyway?
And I want to get a photo.
And I want to do that so bad.
I don't know why.
I'm so good.
I don't know why, but I have a fucking,
like this desire to do that.
Mark, we've got a bonus question for you,
which we will ask right after this break.
We have been down the shops and you think,
what am I gonna get apart from this?
Hi, hi, what are you doing, kitten?
Not just that.
Well, why don't you try the self-sourcing pudding?
Aren't you the daughter of an making self-sourcing pudding
throughout the back of our shop for nine years now?
Family business, family run.
Salvesawcing pudding.
Who the fuck are you?
I'm sorry, I just wanted to, I, sorry, I, listen,
I don't have a job and I, I, I,
Jesus.
No, I'm sorry, listen, I've been living out the back
and I just, I didn't, I thought it would be like
a good way to enter and make up. I'm gonna call the police because, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not my, I'm sorry. Listen. I've been living out the back and I just I didn't I thought it would look like a good way to enter and make
I'm gonna call the police because
No, it's not my I've just like you're trespassing. I don't have parents. You're trespassing. I don't have any parents
We're back mark. We've got a bonus question for you. We've asked some bonus questions
The other two have done fantastically on their bonus questions. You struggled a little with your first
Yeah, you're not.
It's very clear that you ask them questions that had subjective fucking answers.
Yes.
I've got a question for you.
Yep.
And that is, are you ready, mate?
What is your favorite food?
Hmm.
Dumplings.
Incorrect.
What the fuck?
That's incorrect, mate.
Help!
Your favorite food is Charlie Salami
Which Disney roller coaster was the first of its kind to be constructed of tubular steel mark
Okay, mark it. It's the oh fuck. Do I need to know the exact name of it? No, you can roughly get it
It's the it's the it's the log one
No, you can roughly get it. It's the log one, like the Yeti one, the Yeti, the log flume, right?
No, no, yeah, the mountain, and there's like the Yeti in it.
Oh, I'm not cooking here, I'm not cooking.
No, come on, you say log flume, I'm thinking of the one where you go down, the river.
No, no, not the log flume, no, no.
I just don't know if I can give it it's Yeti mountain Yeti
mountain or whatever that Yeti one is you don't be a cunt I'll give it to you it's
the Matterhorn Bob Sleds what do you think of that you fucking broding piece of shit
what do you think of that I think it'sden piece of shit. What do you think of that?
I think it's great.
Do you know how I knew that?
Cause I've been on that ride so many fucking times
and I've seen the tubular steel.
I've seen that and I've gone, that looks old.
Yeah, cool.
Broden of course you are still at six points to marks two.
While coming in very close with three points,
you could you can snatch this from Broden.
I'll snatch it with my little flip.
With your little flip.
My little flip. Just the one.
I can't believe it's a whale here.
What was buried on July, it is odd isn't it?
It's just a full whale here.
Okay.
Where did you grow up?
Waga.
Inland Australia.
Alright.
What was buried in a little tank?
That's why you're so little, because you grew up in a bar.
I grew up in at the Wogabarbs, which is a public swimming pool.
Right.
We had a big slide, but it got shut down because, you know,
Could you go down the slide?
I'm not, I'm still, I couldn't go down the slide.
I'm sure of your dimensions.
I am as big as Brianna Tath, but a bit bigger.
She's as long as a tall human woman is tall.
Is that fair to say?
I'm as long as a tall human woman is tall.
What's the width?
What's as tall as a tall human woman is tall,
and then as wide as a Mitsubishi Falcon.
As a Mitsubishi.
Oh you quite a large boy.
Yeah it's huge.
Oh I'm not large.
That's true.
I feel like that's just like a baby whale.
I feel like a...
I did, I am big but smaller.
I imagine you to be more human sized but you...
The size of a...
Why are you imagining me?
Just look at me.
Why are you immeagating me? Just look at me! Why are you love me?
What was buried on July 1795
in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle?
My secret...
So I was gonna make a joke about my dead dad.
Well, Michelle, you're...
Do you wanna go with through?
Yeah, you can, you want me to do that?
Yeah, I just want you to know that when you make that joke,
we're just gonna step back.
If you need to make that joke,
we're not going to join in or be a part of that joke.
We'll be supportive.
Yeah, us not laughing.
Doesn't mean that we don't find that funny.
We're just being respectful.
Yeah.
Oh, Ty, what's happened to you in your past?
No, that's cool. I'm not gonna make it. Okay, back to Yeah, it's entirely up. What's happened to you in your past? No, that's cool
I'm not gonna make it okay back to it. That's a shame
Well, it doesn't make people feel good, but that's but if you know
It's cathartic for me. Yeah, I can't and go for it
But we just we're not having any input. No, we can't go there. No
That's a shame. Yeah, that's real. I would have liked to- You would have liked to have here-
You would have loved him but he's gone now.
What?
There it is.
What was buried on July 1795 in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle?
An apple, a time capsule, Mickey Mouse ears, none of the above.
Mark.
Mark.
Time capsule.
Mark, that's correct.
Great. Can you feel it?
Mark is coming in close.
I can feel tension.
I can feel anger.
Can you feel me coming in?
I can feel energy in the air that's negative.
I'm right behind you.
Right, Mark, I'm like, win this.
I'm right behind you and mark my win this. I'm right behind you
And you've been you've been up on this pedestal being all like we've got to keep it funny
Here we go and it looks like you might lose it. Here we go. Here we go. This is what I am fucking talking about. Yeah, right
You're got Michelle on my side. Michelle's pretty chill about all this. That's a wire pretty chill about all these
It's a whale I about all this. That's a wild. I'm pretty chill about all these. That's a wild. I can't remember the wilds name. DARR.
DARR.
DARR.
I got DARR on my side.
Now I got Zach on my side.
I'm not.
I'm a KFC.
You're all alone.
I don't.
I don't.
You're all alone.
I'm really back.
You got no one in your corner.
I'm happy for anyone to win this.
I'm creed too.
I got Rocky Belbauer in my corner.
I got that girl who's the king of Asgard now, the queen of Asgard. I'm Creed, I'm Creed 2. I got Rocky Balboa in my corner. I got that girl who's the King of Asgard now,
the Queen Asgard.
I got them in my corner.
I'm King, I'm Creed 2.
I'm Creed 2.
I'm Creed 2.
I'm King for Tom's thoughts.
How six Valkyrie, that was Tom, sorry.
Valkyrie is in the film starring Tom Cruise.
No, I love that, that's my favorite movie. We are German
Your favorite movies minority report my favorite movies more Holland drive
Did you get it? I didn't get it, but I feel like that's part of the experience. Yeah, yeah
I mean I got it on an emotional level not on but also I got it because he gives you hints on the internet.
There are hints.
Which was the last ride Walt Disney personally supervised at the design of?
Is it A, the Matterhorn, B, Pirates of the Caribbean, C, Seven Dwarves, Mine Train, or D, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad?
Broden. Brodin?
D.
Brodin, that was incorrect.
Ah!
You're a fucking cunt.
Ah!
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That isn't a fucking bullshit thing.
Hey!
You fucking cunts are fucking decided.
We're doing fucking dumb cunt, Disney shit.
You're a fucking cunt with your little top nod.
Hey!
Heaps the Brunswick fucking cunt. La-tay cunt. You got a fucking dumb c your little top knot. Hebs the brun's weak fucking count.
Lot of time count.
You've got a fucking dumb count whale character over here.
Fucking bit an Edinburgh for a Mather.
I'm fucking comedy god.
Fucking shit character.
I am a comedy god and this is a shit character.
I'm not fine.
I'm fine with it.
I'm a comedy goddess.
Shush.
All right.
You're a fuckinger over here with these questions.
I love it.
Shush me daddy. Shush alright your fucking I mean with these questions. I love it Shush me daddy
Shush
Shush
Oh my god, there's some hot daddy shushin going
No, I'm sorry I blew my lid there
No, no, no, it's cool man. I respect a healthy competitive spirit
I really like that you went I don't think there's anything wrong with my shock your little count mouth mark
I'm pretty sure bros doing this for comedic effect. I'm very funny. Hey
It's all a bit of fun
But when you do it, it's a little bit main man
Mark Matahorn
Oh my god, I'm trying to
As I know it's not the Madahorn seven dwarves mind train or pirates of the Caribbean
712's mind train I
Am I 12's mind chain. Oh fuck you. I'm 300 by you. Marcel. Marcel. That was a still a lot of dream, but I know it's because the
I got a cannot face. I thought it's not. Yeah, it's the other way around.
You know this, congratulations. So...
Of course, of course, if everyone's gotten one wrong, you can then have a guess at the fourth.
That's a fucked.
We know the rules, there's the rules that have always been.
No, you go around and tell someone gets it.
Do you know what Splash Mountain was originally going to be called?
What weird way to phrase that question?
Do you know?
Oh, Ruru!
Wild. No. Oh, fantastic. That is correct.
Oh, Ruru!
Oh, Ruru!
Oh, Ruru!
Oh, Ruru!
Oh, Ruru!
Oh, Ruru!
Oh, we've just, I feel, God's gonna just just say I think we've just hit comedy Nevada
We just did comedy Nevada
Is it zippity-doodar riverrun?
Hellsbells the Terminator or seat of the pants hill mark mark zippity-doodar
Wouldn't it been funny if you said something wrong there?
That would have been a funny thing to do.
I know, my Disneyland shit.
It's because you know it's based, you know what it's based on, Mark.
You got the right point there.
Just get a little boring when you do it well.
Let's get a score check.
Okay, a score check.
For sure, the score check, you ready for this, Mark?
Yeah, I am.
We've got Broden with six points
Whale
With five points. Oh, it's a tight run. You haven't you haven't been getting a lot of points have you Broden?
Whales get up there. You haven't been getting a lot of points and
All the way behind with four points mark
way behind with four points mark. It's not far apart.
It's not far apart.
It's two points fine.
Yeah, but it's funny if I say you're losing, you know, isn't it?
I'm good at this game.
I would be winning if it was a fair race from the start.
Yeah, we know that.
We know that you'd be winning, but that wouldn't be funny.
And, and well, you're not either.
So it's woulda coulda shoulda. The thing that it's wood a kudai shudder
but it's interesting to me as you've legitimately not known some of the
answers
no it's all been fucking the look of disappointment on sex face when you like
get one in there and then you just roll he's like what I thought the whole
joke is that you are being handicapped you know we like't know! We like Disneyland on different levels, okay?
But you don't know the answers to the Disneyland quiz.
I don't have a great memory, all right?
That's a hard quiz. I don't know some of the answers.
Nah, I do. I'm just trying to humor him.
So, I'm joking. I mean, I don't.
Is Marcus Mouse a Disney character? Yes or no?
Broden. Broden. Yes.
Correct. Marcus Mouse is a Disney character, yes or no? Broden. Broden. Yes.
Correct.
Marcus Mouse is a Disney character, but certainly a lesser known one.
Broden, you're now at seven point.
Mark, that was like, clearly it's going to be true.
Yeah, because it's such a weird question.
Mark, I feel like we've been really mean to you.
Yes, as do I.
Whale, I want to say, you have been so much fun and you really, you're not winning,
but you're having fun and is that how you feel?
That's how I feel all every day.
What's your favorite food, Whale? Is it krill?
Cymage.
Plankton?
Cymage.
Cymage.
How do you choose sandwich with those little string teeth made out of here?
I don't do it. I just put it in my tummy. Okay. I got a little latch and I open up my tummy and I put
Sandwich in and then I close up the latch. That's fucked up. You got any little boys in there?
Got a couple little boys. Oh my god. There's nothing they're fine. They're having a great time.
They're just living in my dummy. They're fine.
There's nothing wrong.
It seems untoubled.
I'm raising young boys to be good, actually.
I'm raising young feminist boys.
Young feminist boys in your tummy.
600.
600 young feminist boys in your tummy.
Yes.
Surely there's gonna be a few bad eggs in that bag.
No, because I kill the bad ones.
Oh my God.
In what year did Disney open the monorail that operates in the park?
51, 59, 2019 or 2000?
Road, road, road, road, road.
29.
59 is correct, Broden.
I'm fucking good at this.
You are very good.
You know a lot about this.
Oh, it's an educated guest.
That was an educated guest.
I'm an educated man. I'm an educated man
I'm an educated guess. Yes, I would have educatedly guessed 59 what's that? I'm an educated guest
You're an educated guest. I'm a guest on the podcast you are a guest on the podcast and can I say you're doing a wonderful
Drawing degree you've got a VCA degree you've got a Bappa degree. I've only got one degree
I didn't get a degree from VCA
because I didn't have the degree course when I was there.
I went to BAPA just to do the degree
because I need a piece of paper.
That's so fucking sexy.
Thank you.
While this question in the wording,
I think might be one that you want to jump in on.
Okay.
One of Disney Land's attractions is the haunted mansion.
How many ghosts do you think are found there?
Mark, while.
It's a thick question.
Yeah, that's how it's related.
Heaps probably, I think there's a...
Correct, that is what you think.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh.
The Earth. The Earth. Yes. Oh! Uh... Um... Yeah...
It's...
It's got to be a correct answer for this!
Well, how about I reword it?
One of Disneyland's attractions is the haunted mansion
How many ghosts are found there in the lore and the story?
27, 50, 101, 90, 90, 20, 20, 20, 20
Mark! 2750 101 990 mark mark 27
Broden would you like to try yeah, yeah, I think 50 I
Think I'm going down
So it's 999
I wouldn't have guessed
The second time Broden happened Broden Broden
999 Broden remembers the rules time. Brodin. Brodin. Brodin. Brodin. 999. Brodin remembers the rules from before! Brodin, you're the same with the point.
What were you gonna say, Mark?
I'm gonna say legit, the number I'd guessed in my head was 27.
And then you said 27. And it's a sign.
27's the number that Rox does diet.
Oh, that's true. It's part of the opening spiel. There's not 999 ghosts in there.
In the lore.
There's not, yeah.
Right.
I think I'm happy to wrap this up.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, I'm good too.
I put a bow on it.
Why don't we do a Southern graphic?
Final question.
I'm glad to see you.
I'm glad to see you.
I'm glad to see you.
Yeah, let's do that.
But let's keep the current scores in there. In there. And the next one's worth one point a boy, whatever. Yeah, let's do that. But let's keep the current scores in there.
So, and then, and the next one's worth one point.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do that.
That's not exactly what I was saying.
I was saying like, let's do sudden death.
With one point is the next point,
and the same score still apply.
Let's do sudden death.
Well, great.
Let's do sudden death.
And by sudden death, it means if you get it wrong,
you lose all your point. No. But if you get it wrong you lose all your point.
No, but if you get it right you get a point.
Great.
Right.
Okay.
What's so special about the Tomorrow Land attraction at Disneyland?
Me.
Uduh, uduh, uduh.
Why?
Um, I mean, when Vin Diesel has a baby and he didn't know and then he gets kidnapped
by Shalee's Theron and then they are like, oh, I didn't get her and then they kill the
lady.
But then he gets to have the baby and it's about family and he calls, guess what he calls
the baby, poor Walker.
Really?
No.
Well, whatever, though, he calls him, um, he calls him Paul Walker's character name.
Well that's fantastic.
That is incorrect though, so you lose all your points.
FAAAAKA!
Very funny.
You never, you're why you mad.
You never cared about this.
You was never in your heart or your many hearts.
I don't know how many hearts a whale has.
Well, me, I've won and then all the Lou boys have won each, so 601.
Fine.
She never cared.
What I'm trying to say.
She never cared.
That's a song I'm releasing on SoundCloud.
I would advise against it.
She never cared.
It's a punksome.
She never cared.
Is it over?
No, it's one more.
You guys can have a guess. No. Is it over? No, there's one more
No, it's over no, no You want to guess you want to try you want to try my oh?
I gotta get us you gotta give the multiple choices time to deem the winner
No, I don't try to answer I
Don't want I don't know to try to answer! I don't want to- I don't know!
I just have a guess!
I'm not doing this.
I have a guess!
I have a king!
Right, and it's the king!
I have a guess!
He's the king!
I guess that you shall be decapitated, Mark!
Off with your head!
Off with my head!
And by that, I mean the tippy-peakers.
Oh, the head, oh that's fine, I can live without a knob.
You can still fuck without no knob.
I do it every day.
You can, you can.
You can still fuck with no knob.
You don't need a knob, the fuck.
We have to go.
If you just got a cylinder of flesh, distinguished guests. Distinguished guests! Isaac Rereway and we'll now read the points as I deem them.
With zero points, our wonderful special guests for these two podcasts.
The fantastic, the size of a car.
Thank you so much, Dar.
Thank you, Papi.
I just want to say thanks to this opportunity.
It was amazing to have you.
Fantastic work.
Thanks for the exposure.
We can follow you on Instagram or watch you on...
Or watch you on...
Hashtag.
Dar. Can watch you on... Hashtag Hong Kong riots. Hashtag Hong Kong riots. Shchag! DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I do like theme parks. Not enough to win, with four points.
Stupid mark.
Stupid mark.
And the winner!
A new king of theme parks.
To which his reward will be,
every time one of our fans see him at events or after shows,
we ask them to tell him their favourite things about the theme parts, because he is the one
out of the group that wants to have that conversation. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH But you can DM, right? And you probably should. Just DM me. Yeah, DM me. You don't have to contact me.
You can just sit in the regal,
and a chair of King Broden.
For he is your king.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
And I've been a bit at all.
Woo! And that has been the podcast. Thank you so much for listening. We won! We won! I don't feel no better at all!
And that has been the podcast.
Thank you so much for listening.
I think you're a planet broadcasting.
We're part of the planet broadcasting.
I'm Michelle Brazier.
Hi, I'm Michelle Brazier.
Thank you so much for having me.
Michelle, we love you.
The audience love you.
Thank you.
You're just, you're just the, you're just, which is great to have you on.
It's wonderful.
And boys, we've finished our banking for the week,
which means we've made our podcasts,
we don't have to do any more.
That's right.
I'm gonna go lay down for five hours.
When you hear from us next week,
it will actually be months from now.
Or maybe a few weeks, and we'll bank a few more.
Next week, you'll be hearing from us.
But actually, when this comes out, guys, I'm opening my comedy festival show.
That's it.
21st of March.
Legit, that's worth plugging, we're probably going sale in a few weeks.
There's a chance.
It's late November.
It's late November.
This comes out.
I could be dead.
Where there's a chance.
There's a chance.
Where there's a chance. I'm releasing them. There's a chance. Where there's a chance.
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You've got to spend $100 on a vinyl or a wall.
Yeah, but a pay wall behind it.
For a fee.
We'll donate a little to Leon and Chihuahre.
Oh, you can hear his final recordings.
For a fee.
Michelle Brazier, obviously.
We love having you on here. We think of you as the iron
trip Italian of the antidote crew. We like the way we're gonna say thank you for coming
in is you get one of the backdrop banners from the Glen Ridge to a congratulations. We
toured around everywhere. You can have one of them and put them in your fucking house.
And can I just oh sorry you don't want to?
No.
And yet it's going home with you.
And can I just say, I want to say one thing.
We got a little bit silly there.
We did kind of cook the rules a little bit.
And as much as, you know, we tease each other
and for the audio and everything,
yes.
Admittedly, I changed the rules up a lot.
I was a little inconsistent with the rules.
I'm broken. I don't, I changed the rules up a lot. I was a little inconsistent with the rules. I'm afraid.
I don't know that you'll understand this, but of course, if we'd played fair, I could
pretty confidently say, with that points removal, Michelle, you would have had this.
I would have won.
I would have won.
That's a fucked thing.
Who wants to hear what a bald sport sounds like when you smack it?
I'd love to.
Me.
I think we could go out on this.
All right.
Well, I just, I do have one other thing to do I think we could go out on this. All right.
Well, I just, I do have one other thing to do.
No, I'll close on this.
So you go.
All right, so before we hear a ball,
no, well, this is a part of this.
Okay, right.
On the right now.
Here it is.
Okay.
That's Broden smacking the back of his head with a bald spot.
And now I would like to offer Broden, I'd like to ask if you would like to hear what it
sounds like when a man born with an abnormally large forehead, slaps said forehead.
Here's the most together.
And we'll close, at least.
Can I offer just one more thing?
Yeah.
And Michelle, if you have anything to add on this,
here's the sound of a man whose nose is so long
that the cartilage in his nose is somewhat disconnected
from the bone.
And so this is what it sounds like when he rubs his cartilage
against the bone in his skull.
Right.
And I just want to say just this is what it sounds like in addition to this just while we're
all just keep your noises going.
This is what it sounds like.
Yes, because I'm hurting my brain.
This is what it sounds like. Yes, because I'm hurting my brain. This is what it sounds like when um,
dubs cry.
Thanks for listening.
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