Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 234 - A 3AW Christmas Special 4

Episode Date: December 22, 2020

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We hope you enjoyed the part of the fucking podcast 47, 11, 47, 13 minutes to midday And we're getting closer and closer to Christmas When you start to see those car parks fill up a chatstone And you'll see Northland start to be filled up. You know it's not special time of the year and it's Christmas time and I'm joined as always by Neil McMahon from a previous news reporter retiree and also Daniel Capathon now I or as I like on Daniel Alphabet. As we enjoy the special time of year,

which is the Christmas time, and I'm joined by your boys. And what's your favorite things about Christmas? Yes, that's a great question, a great set up there. Something I'd like to talk about often, me and the Mrs. Wee had a dearly andlyan. Thean is wonderful. She's just published her latest book and exposay

on the underworld killers of Melbourne. Yeah. Oh, the good Matt Moran. How they like that, they do love that. Well, also tumultuous time in Melbourne. When the killers were out everywhere, it'd go down Brunswick and then be a shooting of Elizabeth Moran or a Carl William.

And let me tell you, she was writing the book. I have to say there was a moment where she would take us to various hotspots, various hotspots where the different gangland killings would happen and would be enjoying a pizza on Ligon Street and she should save that park right there. It was a whole diet there. It was a valuable gimmicks. Absolutely, it's available in gimmicks, it's available online as well. You can actually, so I actually read the whole thing on an e-reader. Oh, yes.

Well, that's too much for me, the grandkids trying to get me involved in the e-readers and the tablets. And it's too much for me. Oh, I definitely recommend it. I read the whole book and I said to her afterwards, I said, what a wonderful book, you know, flew by and she said, it's a thousand pages. I said, I wouldn't have even known to me, it's one page. And that's how the e-readers were. Chris, I think I want to ask you boys, and I'm talking to you, Daniel.

Christmas is a stressful time over here And I want to know Should we ban prisons And I want to ask Daniel because you're celebrating your 11th Christmas On this earth and and Neil your celebrating your 109th you're a young you're celebrating your 109th, you're a young, you're a baby. Yeah, no, and that's, and when Channel 10 sort of told me to move along, you know, I was obviously the reporter there from Canberra. Covered so many things, you covered the Boar War for them. I covered the Boar War, and of course, you know, the war in the Premier War.

And this is the thing we're talking about wars here young men fighting with guns But nothing compares to the wars that are fought in caucus the wars that are fought in the battle grounds That is parliament house on the wars between those you know going for that last little toy doll that their daughter wants for Christmas at Chesterland fighting. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah That's a great point Daniel. It's a great point Daniel and I went to the city last weekend. Oh, when did you find a park? Well, that's what we do now. We drive to the nearest train station. We get the train in because you can't find a bus. You might go to Eagle Montoy, Alphington. Yes, absolutely. And we just drive in and we get a park there.

We catch the train in with the kids. On this grand kid. It's too much hassle isn't it trying to drive through the city and the hook turns? I don't know what I'm doing half the time. Absolutely, I know there's so many hook turns and do give us a call if you struggle with a Christmas traffic or finding a park in the city and maybe if you do something similar with the train situation.

But what I was going to say there was I went into the city and I was excited to tell the grandchildren about the nativity and I couldn't see a single nativity see now a lot of people are talking about being happy holiday. Yes I've heard this a new concept happy holiday and I have to say it's just come in this year instead of happy Christmas, they either change Christ with an X, or they say happy holidays. This is a new thing at the city. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the real, they're taking over. They are, yes, absolutely. But a lot of things are happening around this time of year. The grandkids are coming over and you're trying to, and a lot of people aren't having Christmas at home anymore. I know we're having our Christmas lunch on the year at the Glen Ferry Hotel. Oh, I know. And we're at the Glen Ferry Hotel because we can't be bothered with the dishes. And we can't be bothered with mucking around with all the treats and things.

So we're doing the whole thing, the grandkids, the kids are coming over and they're married, husbands and wives, they're all coming over and it's gonna be a big long table. And guess what, the end of it, no dishes for us. Hahaha. Of course, though, if you are having Christmas at home, remember to use Botocchi ham.

Botocchi ham is a delicious option for all friends and family. Now, with a sweet exterior, the honey glaze Botocchi ham is the best option available now at Coles, Woolworth's, IGA and Erulde. Now, the magical thing about Christmas is it's the birth of Christ, but I want to know from you guys, who are you excited to see it, carols by candlelight? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Nicolier. He's a fantastic performer. We know him from Australian Idol a few years ago, where he wooed us with the prayer. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

There's such a sultry tone, and he's a new Australian, obviously, with Italian heritage. Oh, no, no, no. And we're excited to have these people come in and sing this song. I'm always excited for David Campbell singing. Oh, such a delight.

Oh, yeah, but... Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Shushimanga. Oh, they're fantastic. They tell us sort of about those new Australians coming here and the trade doing their trade. Yeah, they all stink.

Pardon? But what? I should just say that Mark is the one doing the racist character, just for... Just because there's a lack of clarity. Oh, fantastic. Called in for the Batokki ham. What's your favorite part of Christmas? My free Batokki ham. Is it on the bone or off the bone?

Yeah, it's fantastic. I'm going to get a coffee on. What, where are you having Christmas this year? Um, I'm going to have Christmas at home on my own with the card table laid out with my bettokie ham and a nice bit of food, a nice bum food. All right Wayne, thanks for going with the bit there and that was Wayne, my dad just going straight with the bit. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Tsk. Tsk. Absolutely there. And now, I'm with Wayne as he always goes with the bit. If you aren't driving too chatched or maybe to Meyer to see the Meyer windows and thank goodness they were able to set up the Meyer windows. We do have a

traffic report coming up. Should we take that first caller or is it the traffic report? We're going to take a little break now and this ad is brought to you by Betocki ham. And we've got another caller here and and we just want to know from you little girl What's your favorite part of the Christmas spirit? I'm a Grinch I do not like Christmas. Oh, well that's super rare at disappointing to me When do you you're grinch? You're going grinchy.

Hang up Daniel. Hang up. Okay, thank you. Sorry. This is a calling show. We are built by the people who call in from Melbourne. And we are Melbourne here. We talk Melbourne. Before we do though, we do have a traffic report.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Hi, guys. Hey there, boys here. We've got some traffic on the way down the east of freeway That's of course brought to you by Batokki ham. Oh, it's Batokki Batokki here is available at all supermarkets at a reasonable price the best Batokki dad treat you could possibly have We've got some traffic there on the Smith Street. Oh, we got to turn it into the east end up that down there in your Batucky ham.

Now joining us this week to talk about what we're having for Christmas lunch, it's such a big part of the day, just as big as four o'clock in the day sleeping on the couch. How do you feel about that, Neil? Yeah, it's an absolutely, uh, feel, you know, it's a time to relax. I worked at Channel 10 for a number of years. I spent a lot of, yeah, you worked there for 87 years. And I spent a lot of time. I saw a lot of changes, you know, when CBS boarded

and they really changed the place and the spirit of the place just wasn't there. And I wanna just mention as well, Daniel, they've been trying to kick you out of the office for a while now. They think you're past it, you're past the post and you need to put out a stud. What do you have to say to that? Exactly. It was fresh as the day you walked into the old GTAV studio, so I'm not a fan of the man myself, but I was talking to Rupert a few weeks ago and he said, of course, Daniel, if you do leave here, or if you do leave any of those institutions, there's always a show on Sky News. Now joining us this week is Geno to talk about the sales at IGA this week.

He is an ethnic, but he will be talking us through some of those deals. Geno, thanks for coming in. Yeah, good. My ex, good to have a good to be here. Thanks so much for having me on at the show. Now you work in sort of a, you're a fish monger. Yeah, that's what I do with the fish. I get, you know, a couple of flathead,

if you guys want a good deal on flathead, you just ask me, I'll sort of ask the flathead. Oh, what's been going out in the bay in the, in the, in the inward there? What's been, what have you been catching in them trolls? Absolutely, beautiful, so much, so much stuff out there in the sea. We've been catching a lot of snapper.

Yeah, a lot of red snapper. Absolutely, we love a red snapper, a lot of gummy shark, sell them to the old fish and chip shop. But yeah, mate, the sea is plentiful this year. Now let's talk about some of those deals that IGA has going. What are you on there?

Absolutely, beautiful deals over at IGA. There you can get a 24 pack or Pepsi max, $10.50 and you are saving yourself $10.50. That's hard price not. Yeah, well that's great. I think the kiddos at Christmas, you know, you just say the back fridge is full and you have a, well I've got a bit of a heart pressure issue

so I have to cut down on the sugar, the doctor told me. Yeah, it's kind of a full strength Pepsi. You know, and I can't drink and I don't mind a bit of Pepsi, you know. So it's a bit of a treat. So that's very exciting and a great deal. Quite refreshing with the glass of ice. Yeah, it's absolutely. Now, not something to have at Christmas time over the dinner, but maybe for a quick present

or something like that, a stocking filler. I got yourself a... There's a stocking filler. A Lynx Africa for $350, mate. That's half price of it. I'd be able to do it this year. Yes, yeah, yeah. Oh, the deal.

Same with Bond socks, three pack of Bond socks, $7, usually $14, mate. So, something for the kiddies there. Is there a deal on Brute? No, no deal on Brute. We got Lynx Africa and we got Lynx Australia. It's my wife Neil she'll She'll buy me a slab of that and we'll get some cold gate and we'll get some denser

Application and we'll have that in the cupboard for years and we have a pile of iron its biscuits as well They'll get us through the year. What's worth Nothing up at these a half price. So two for the price of one You can get two of those for what you would regularly buy for one Absolutely beautiful. I noticed now you said something about affordable socks and I have to say I was going through the sock draw last Last week and I noticed that a lot of my socks had holes in them And I just thought why they get you so well Absolutely, you know those you get some new socks and I think within moments they all have

holes in them. Well, it's funny thing as well. It's a great Christmas present because you always need new socks and some people think, oh, socks and junks. And it's a bit of a boring present but no, thank you. I love them. Well, now they all want their game boys, but you know, there is nothing about, there is nothing wrong with the old and the shotgun and the gun. It can't be a good pair of socks and a-

And Abacus you can have hours of fun with. Yeah. No, the Kiméa stuff here either. This is brand name, bonds, men's all women's socks, three packs, selective variety, $7 for three. Yeah, that's usually $14 dollars. Yeah, well that's very affordable and you're always new to need new socks because I Always knew

Neils just having a minor stop it will be back in the meantime. I want to know Neils just got the defibrillator on Neal now and while this happening I want to know what other deals are going on down at IGA Everybody's got to spread the butter on the toast right everybody's everybody has toast everybody loves butter I love toast for breakfast. I love toast for breakfast Devils out butter salted or unsalted yeah $3.20. That's a hot bar right there fantastic. I have I have I'm back Yeah, I'm back. I've just I just sit down to the hospital and I'm back And I have to say I have to go the unsalted butter now because I have heart a blood pressure

Did you get did you have an angiogram they come up through the groin? No, I didn't have the angiogram. I just had the you know, just the normal around around You know the thing they do. And, and you're not fresh as that. Yeah, well, and I said, you know, I often get that, I have the high-eal reading because I get a bit nervous at the doctors. My foot's gone, my foot's absolutely cracked itself.

Oh, really? Yeah, we have to put a little, you know, swelling, anti-swell cream on there. Oh, yeah, antisweld cream on there. Oh, yes, that's awful. The slow, the slow descends as our bodies fall apart and stop working for us. This is a cruel, cruel thing. My back's habit.

Yeah, my back, my back is, my mind is slipping. My mind is going, I see things that aren't there. I hear things that I never was meant to. And you know, I thought about the specials. The talk hear things that I never was meant to. I can't help it. I thought that was special. That's what I was saying. The talkie's going out the door as well.

So what's... What's it? What's it? What's specials if you got a forest genome, the ethnic? You're waking up every morning. What are you doing? What's the first thing you're doing in the morning? You're uniting. You have a cup of coffee, right?

Well, I don't know. No, I have a cup of tea. I might have a coffee on a special occasion. We might go down to the shopping center and have a coffee in the food court there from muffin brain. Well, they'll need to go down to the store anymore. Macona, the best coffee there is, Macona, freeze dried coffee, 400 grams, selected varieties,

$16 each, save $8.99. And that's what we think that when we had that... Gentlemen on the show, the gentleman on the show that said that you too could be a millionaire if you may be stopped drinking the lattes. Yes! Stop eating the avocado toast. Cut out those coupons! You know, cut out those coupons, have your coffee at home, and you could be a millionaire,

you know. Now, I just want to ask you, Have you heard about this avocado toast? No, what is this? It's what the, it's the reason the young people can't afford to buy their home. Oh, yes. Are they spending sometimes 20, 25 dollars on toast with avocado? I bought my 907th house this year, and I, and because I'm not having avocado on toast.

Now, I want to know, how's that crayfish going? If we can get to the crayfish. and I, and because I'm not having avocados on toast. Now, I wanna know, how's that crayfish going? If we can get to the crayfish. Well, you wanna skip to the dally section? Yes, please. Just quickly before we do, how much would you think is a fair price for new seas and Australian red grapes? $100.

$3,000 for sure. The other day I saw a cat, and I said to my wife, what's that cat doing there and she said there's no cat? You're minding me as you get older your mind slips. I'd be time for you to go on the aged care. No, no, I absolutely refuse and I refuse to see any sort of head doctor. They could really help me but I refuse to see them. No, but it just couldn't help there maybe a simple medication. No, no, no, that is weakness. What I'm talking there is a weakness.

And I'm not weak. And what we say, oh, nothing, a good walk outside. Go for a little walk outside. Absolutely. And it also carols Mike Candle. My daughter's got the sad, she's always moping around. I say go outside, go for a good walk. She thinks about killing herself every day.

She does, I say, well, you need to do is go outside. Go for a walk, look at the park. Get on your legs and do a bit of fitness. I don't understand, it doesn't make sense to me. Australian beef tea bones stay. How much was the great? 23, 99, a kilo. Oh, beautiful.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. You went in British, but British. Now, G-Know, I want to know about those crayfishes. What? What? How much I can I love the crayfish at Christmas? Do you?

Do you like the crayfish? Yeah, I don't mind the crayfish. I tell you, I went on a trip to Tuscany last summer. Oh, beautiful. Before all this. Before all the carry on with you know Dan with the carry on. Yes, and what did you take the boat? No, we did a crew. No, we flew into Tuscany. We flew into Rome initially and then we got on the cruise for 28 days. Started in Tuscany, ended up in Paris and spent the bulk of the time on the boat. Yeah, I love cruise. There's more than anything else in the world. It's like a little apartment building that you can't get out of.

Yeah, no, I feel... You walk around, you can play in the games, and you meet other old families, you know, old couples on the boat, and you go, where are you from, and they're gone from Tomas Tanya, you're joking, I'm from there too. I'm born and grew up around the corner from you.

They, there was a show on every four times a day, and I went and saw it 16 times. It was like a cabaret at a performance. Yeah, they did that. The show where the old woman is solving the crime. Oh, I've loved British. No, I've not seen that one. This one had some beautiful young ladies in can-can dresses and performing and dancing in a young gentleman came out and he sang some of the classics. Oh, let me tell you, I said you should be on Broadway. It was a great comedian on the boat for me. It's one of the young Dave Kellan. Oh, yes.

He's a fan, he's from Ireland. And it's some great songs. I want to know about the prawns, Gino. Golden seafood premium crumb prawns, frozen. Oh, beautiful. Beautiful. So they crumb them, they crumb them in store for you. No, no, no, no, so these are, these are coming frozen.

These are in the frozen section. Yeah, all right. You know, 1399 a kilo. Yeah, safe $2. That's the thing you stack stock up that freezer, you know, you stock up that boxing day in New Year's as well. Tell me about leftovers. What do you think about leftovers?

Because I'm perfectly happy sliding up some of that leftover pork. Oh, absolutely. Put it on some toast. Neil, my wife will, uh, she'll often sort out for me on Boxing Day, I go in with the sun, watch the Boxing Day test, and we'll have a few turkey sandwiches.

Well, my older son, he's a chef, as you know, he works at the, he works down at the Crown Casini. And it is beautiful restaurant, and he took some of the leftover turkey last year. Oh, he whipped up a beautiful salad with cranberries and it was a delicious, a full meal in itself. You wouldn't have known it was left over.

Oh, no. All right. Whoa. Yeah. What do you got the special? Well, special, we got it. Who doesn't love a bit? What do you got the special? Well, special, we got it. Who doesn't love a bit of darker Christmas?

Oh, I love a darken Christmas. We are not a dark. A dark? No, I lied. I did go when Scott Morrison was trying to make inroads in China. I went and followed him as he was making inroads in China. That's when you're a political curse. When I was a political curse, I responded that I had the most delicious peeking duck

at Shanghai airport. I've got a special for you. Love a duck, peaking breasts, 360 kilo, $16 each, that's at 44, 40 for a kilo. Now if you have, off the valid Wednesday, not to December to choose the 15th of December or time for a single that is cooked peaking duck flavor duck breast from rava duck I just peaking breast 360 grams that's $16 each absolutely beautiful

Jane I know I G A this can you please tell me about the fresh seafood I don't will get to the fresh seafood I just want to ask of you had peeking duck before. Yeah, absolutely. We had it down at the golden wok in Eaglemont, fantastic. When I was last in Sydney, I went to the Darling Harbour.

I had a Chinese restaurant there. We had peeking duck at a nice glass of white wine. Just looking at the ocean. Darling, how about the Olympics? Yes, absolutely. And they had a beautiful duck. A bit of cucumber, adds that fresh crisp bite. I have to tell you, it's one of my favorite fruits.

I remember I was celebrating my 95th birthday in the 2000 Olympics. No. And we remember we sat there and we watched Kathy Runholm and get that goal. What a proud moment for Australia that was. I tell you, I also tattooed the honor Gagori Ava. Oh, what a delightful tattooed the honor Gagori A Aval was not bad on the eyes either. Let me tell you, when young Nikki, she performed her song in the opening ceremony. I don't know if you remember in the closing ceremony.

Oh, yes, Nikki Webster. Nikki Webster at the closing ceremony, they said, maybe you remember Nikki Webster from the opening ceremony. Well, she's all grown up. And in a very simple address, a top-up, an Aussie thong, Al Kylie Manogue came out and sang some of her hits.

So she was nicknames of growing up. Oh, that's exactly what they were implying, and I remember just thinking to myself, this is that Aussie lyricanism, that Aussie humor, and I was so proud to see that on the world stage. And we're losing that up. We were losing that in Australia.

We're losing the idea of those, the Larrican, the Larrican's not a real, he's dying. Now, Gino, I want to know. Gino. The Larrican is dying. Gino, I want to know. No, it's very happy to have you on Thursday night, slutty sculls.

They've killed the Larrican. Gino, I want to know, we've got a lot of people coming over for visits at Christmas time The kids are coming over the neighbors are dropping by have you got a little treat to chuck out on the table when they come over But I how about this for you mate. This is for you. This is a special deal for you and all your listeners Granny's mix muffins eight packs 799 each you save 36 cents, that's $1.17 per 100 grams, offer valid Wednesday, ninth of December,

to Tuesday, the 15th of December 2020. Get in there before Chrissy, freeze them. You can freeze those. G-none. Please tell me the deals you have on bronze. I don't, we don't have any bronze, mate. You don't have bronze, but it's Christmas time. We don't have deals on prawns mate

I don't know what you want from me. We've got a batokki ham Yeah, I think so Dealer you okay Let me tell you what What is it Neil? I'm bloody sick of it. What? Here's my opinion and I'm sick of it here Yeah, I'm your killing Christmas. We need those prawns. I don't care what you've got to say. I am sick of it. And when they come and they when they come to me and say, well you know you can't say

I say, well no I can. What are you talking? I'm talking about the issues I have with these things. Yeah, but what exactly are they? You're sort of just being angry and old, which I understand. As you get older, you get more grumpy. Because you're sort of not speaking to any particular thing. Well, the Christmas time. It used to be one way and now it's the same. I don't understand it.

And that makes me a sense mate. I'm worried they're gonna come into my house and bash me. I think they might. And I have to say I don't know about them and I don't know about what they're saying doing. Well because I'm also you know I'm a firm young older man but I'm 128. Yeah I can't be expected to find off the you. Yeah, and they do these things where they say things, and I don't understand. But how do we think about this TikTok? I don't know anything about it.

Don't let your child talk about it. Talk about TikTok. You just backtrack, you don't have to cut this. I want to do a different joke. So what do we think about this Facebook? I love Facebook. Facebook is a great way to connect with the people I grew up with. So a young girl, I used to see her on the red ratlet train going into work when I worked

at the old AW Studios in the city, and she was the most gorgeous young lady. I never had the confidence to go up and say, get out. And I found her on Facebook, and she's married and living out at Cranban, and we had a lovely chat. Well, he's a beautiful thing about being out. Her husband might die, and you might give a few months with her. No, that's right, and you need a fiction in your oldies. But also, my brother James lives up in Brisbane, Gold Coast now, and we can chat on the computer. And it's Facebook's fantastic. He also keeps you up with all of the news, and also games.

I didn't know that, I had games on Facebook, I'm not on Facebook, not for me. Now, I prefer a good book. Well, it's also you can talk to your grandchildren, so whatever your grandchildren are doing, you can comment on what they're doing. I don't want to know what my grandchildren are doing I'm sure they're doing awful things awful horrible horrible evil things young people are evil now Gino What other specials have you got for us there premium double-smoked half leg-pan bone-in Bone in bone in sorry, sorry Gino unless thatocchi, there's actually a conflict of interest there

and we can't talk about that one. Ah, ah, ah, don't let me have a look. Let's just say it is. Oh, beautiful, I love a Botocchi, huh? Oh, I love Botocchi, huh? I love it. Nailless. This might be Nail's last year on 3A,

and how are you talking, Melbourne? He's really for each the end of... What can be described as a sentient brain? I sometimes look at my arm, and I think that shouldn't be there. Well, that's quite a good thing. It's because you have three arms, and I often get that too. Yeah, I think that shouldn't be there.

It doesn't feel right there, the fact that I've got it on. And then I snap out of it, you know, I haven't done anything rash, but I just think maybe I should just... You should try lawn bowls. Hey, I could try that. I thought I could go with a saw, with a chainsaw just cut off my own arm.

No, Neil, don't cut off your own arm because it's Christmas time. My mind is' away from me It's alright. It's one thing to lose your body, but I'm not myself. Yeah, but it's you know Are you excited for Anthony Collier or Carol's bike? Can I know who that is? Gee, no, please specials specials. Specials, J-no. Oh, no, I don't want to read the specials anymore.

That's what the pollution body would have lost in the bubble. You wanted me on this show. I didn't expect to see a man slowly falling apart. Sorry, J-no. That is the average job. J-no, your bosses did pay our bosses a large sum of money to have you on the show, so I do encourage you to finish. You don't know if you should have an arm!

It's concerning me! I just think, who are you here? You should probably just finish up that... Of course, the left-missity! I'm just... I'm just... I've lost it completely. You don't know what's going on.

Dude, would you always like me to reach your Christmas Fable? I would love nothing more. Alright, well, I'm going to close out the episode with that, so Gino, thank you for coming in. Thank you so much, and those specials, all available at IGA, December 15th to the 20th. Get in now, before your time's out, get those socks, get those deodorants, cute little stocking fillers there, bit of ham, bit of short cup bacon for you. Great, stop talking.

Great deal on the grapes there, absolutely beautiful. You're gonna love them, get in the local IGA, those nationwide, those specials, all the IGA. All the IGA's. Cross the exhaust, the poor talk. Great deal on cabana and chorizozo sausage right there in the dali So ready to go we have to come to the news

Pro long $15 to kill you're not gonna get that We've got the news coming up. You an absolutely love it. I GA half-leg a ham bone in $17 a kilo you're gonna struggle to find those prices anywhere else Are you done? I want to hear this beautiful. I want to hear this for five dollars a kilo You're gonna struggle to find those prices anywhere else. Are you done? I want to hear this beautiful. I want to hear this beautiful. I'm just participating. $5 a kilo.

I don't have long and I want to hear this. Christopher. And he was on the verge of death. I just, it's more of what I just, you know, I want to go do with something. I love it. You know, the, the, the, the Mr. said I should retire and I thought no, if I go in, in the, I want to go doing something I love, you know, the, the Mr. Sennos should retire and I thought, no, if I go in the studio, I'll be happy. I just, I just want to hear a sweet little Christmas carol to say goodnight to

settle a little dark. Maybe I could, we'd have been too far there. Hey, let's, you're just shooting in. We're ready to hear a Christmas Fable. We're joined by Gino from RGA. Gino, do you want to stick around? Maybe have a chat. You've done your duty.

No, Neil, I've got this. Neil, he's just done the whole thing. No, I don't. Don't go, huh? Neil, he's been here for an hour. You don't want him to stick around? No. We're going to read the Christmas Fable, Neil.

Thank you for coming in. I hope to see you next Christmas. Me and my going. No, we're going to read the Christmas Fable, Neil. Thank you for coming in. I hope to see you next Christmas. Me and my go-wigs. No, no. See you there, Neil. Neil, you're at 3A W. Yeah. You're hosting lunch times on A B, on 3A W, okay?

Your name is Neil and we're about to read the City Mouse and the Country Mouse and Esop Fable about Christmas time. Okay. mouse and the country mouse and Esob Fable about Christmas time. Ah, okay. Him. A country mouse invited his cousin who lived in the city to come visit him. The city mouse was so disappointed with the sparse meal which was nothing more than a few kernels of corn and a couple of dried berries. My poor cousins said the city mouse.

You hardly have anything to eat. I do believe that an absolutely better pleased to come to the city. Please do come to the city and I will show you such rich fists readily available for the taking. So the country mouse left with his city cousin who brought him to a splendid feast in the city's alley. The country mouse could not believe his eyes. He had never seen

so much food in one place. There was bread, cheese, fruit, cereals, and grains of all sorts scattered about in a warm cozy portion of the alley. The two mice settled down to eat their wonderful dinner, but before they barely took their first bites, a cat approached their dining area. The two mice scampered away and hid in the small undercover hole until the cat lift. Finally, it was quiet and unwelcome visitor went to prowl somewhere else. The two mice eventually out of the hole and resumed their abundant feast. Before they could get a proper taste in their mouth another visitor intruded on their dinner and the two little mice had to scuttle away quickly. "'Goodbye,' said the country-mouse.

"'You do, indeed, live in the plentiful city. "'But I am going home where I can enjoy my dinner in peace.'" You do, indeed, live in the plentiful city. But I am going home where I can enjoy my dinner in peace. Merry Christmas, Hermas here. At 3. I adore you. At 3. I adore you. Ring ring ring. Oh, we've got a call. Oh, that was such a nice and limp thing.

Whatever, all right. Hello. Oh, hey, good day. Oh, who's this? You're on the line. Who are you? My name's Jimmy. Oh, hello, Jimmy. I Oh, who's this? You're on the line. Who are you? My name's Jimmy. Oh, hello Jimmy.

Oh, hello Jimmy. I've got a joke for you. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I love a joke, a Christmas joke. Yeah. Yeah, but please, what is it? What is Santa's suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Oh, well, maybe he gets stuck over tight, uh, tight, tight space of phobia.

Maybe he's got a case of the beer belly. Ha ha ha ha ha. No. Oh, okay, what is it? Big fat cock. All right. Ah! Now, we've dumped you there.

We're bloody got- Go- Grow up! Whatever your name or don't call again. We've had a gutful of you calling in and you put now art And we dumped you before you could get to air but Nancy heard you Geraldine heard you It's all gone through and I'm surprised if they're not there anymore I just that is absolutely outrageous. That is absolutely disgusting. Grow ever calling again. Oh, that was so coarse. Look, I don't mind a joke with friends,

but that was so coarse. That was ridiculous. This was my last show. I was going to announce my retirement at the end, that this is how you ended with that coarse language. Merry Christmas to you, Neil. And Merry Christmas to you, Capacanio and Merry Christmas to you whatever your character is I don't remember.

Broden Merry Christmas and some Armstrong who does all the sound and music for Ardink Donner. Merry Christmas to you. I wish you a very Merry Christmas with your loved ones of this very special time which has been a testing year for everyone. Yeah, because of COVID. Burr. And we wish you a Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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