Aunty Donna Podcast - Podcast Ep 256 - The Chase

Episode Date: May 25, 2021

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Get our legends and welcome to another rip episode of the Antidonna podcast brought to you by AntidonnaClub.com. This week we bring you a very special episode of the Chase Australia. Remember, if you're loving these bodies then head over to AntidonnaClub.com for heaps more bonus episodes and videos of the podcast and heaps more. Hello and welcome to the chase. My name is Larry Emner. I'm carrying covering for Andrew O'Keefe. Be- Today on the chase, we're going to find out-

Because why? No, it's all good. I don't want to talk about it. I'm covering- Oh, he's broke, isn't he? No, I don't want to talk about it. They gave me a call. They gave me a call I'm covering for him. I'm doing the chase now for the time being. Chase Australia.

We're going to find out if you, if a regular person like you can, is smarter than a fuck knew, I'm gonna look it up. Our first regular person is a man by the name of Mark Bonano, how are you Mark? I'm good, sorry I was just looking at what he's looking at. Don't look up, don't look up in oh he's crook don't That's fucked I was just doing something subtle and and I feel like this is moving into libelist territory. Sorry Mark how are you man? I'm good mate, and what do you do with yourself? I'm a Tobar Fitter and what do you what Tobas do you fit? What Tobas or Kazmate? How does that work? How's that job work? You fit the Tobar on the car mate

Yeah, there's a word turn off the music Hey listen here can't wait listen here can't what I don't fucking host this show on the reg I don't know what I'm meant to be fucking doing alright I'm trying to do some fucking banter. That's the one thing I can do as an experienced host And when you talk back to me like that, it is incredibly disrespectful. And then I want to fucking kill you, okay? So you need to chill the fuck out. All right, man. When you ask me what I don't know what a fucking Tobar Fitter is. Clearly. So if I fucking ask you, you answer respectfully, okay?

Yeah, man. No worries. You never know what a Tobar Fitter is up in your la di da fucking prices right I'll give you a quote tell me if the price is right mate if you fucking talk back to me, can't We're meant to do a show. Yeah, okay. It's disrespectful. I'm sorry. I can get you removed from the building Really? Yes Well, then you're not gonna have a contestant. We have fucking people lining up at the door to be on the show. For this show? Yeah. We'll see.

Do you want to fucking try me, man? I'm fucking knuckle sandwich your fucking chin out of this universe. Can't. If you don't fucking let up. I said, I'm sorry. Let's move on. You don't fucking sound very sorry, can't? Yeah, well, words words speak louder than actions

What what the fuck is that supposed? I don't know I'm a Tobar Fitter. I'm not a computer scientist Where'd you go mate school? What are you wrecking? On me What the fuck up in mountain can't I Pull my point of having you on this Are you saying you're too beautiful? Oh, we've got some waste pool in my- Point of having you on this fucking show if you're a fucking idiot! You're a dog and you're treating me like shit.

I'm not the one who fucking laughed at the fucking host. Next time, you got something you need to post. I am my 30 fucking year! You're like, you're more gonna get a trailer! Am I fucking car? I'm not gonna get a trailer, my fucking car, I'm not gonna help your mate! In my 35 fucking years of hosting game shows, I have never, never been spoken to like this.

Yeah, right, you never have to toast something either because you get fucking pay some kind of doofy. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you what, I'm not fucking paying you what your fucking company can't. What? What your fucking company can't do? Tobar Fidda Express. Tobar Fidda Express?

Yeah, we do it. We can roll the cameras. Roll the cameras. Roll the cameras. I'm here with Mark from Tobar. They're rolling 15 minutes. What? This is all recorded, mate. You can't see the red lights on the camera, mate.

I swear to fucking God, if you fuck this up for me, Cone. I've been, I, I, I fell. I've fell to earth. Do you think this is? I fell to earth when they act prices right and I have been climbing my way back up and this is my chance. Do you think Andrew will keep did what he's, what he's been accused of? No, no, no, no, no, I made the calls to the police. I made the calls to the murder press. I will bring down every motherfucker that takes away my opportunity to returning to the mid-afternoon slot.

All right, I don't wanna fuck with Larry. I am king of the mid-afternoon slot. This is my time. All right, mate. And also breakfast. You do. Am I still doing that? Yeah, you do nine to midday. Yeah, but that was all climb of back do. Am I still doing that? Yeah, you do nine

to midday. Yeah, but that was all climbing back up. If you're king of the morning show, I would that that was all me just climbing back up. Waiting. If you're part of my time, I knew Andrew gave wood fuck up eventually. If you are king of the slot, does that mean that you were a producer on the wasn't involved in the FoxTell comedy show The Slot. No. They got Adele Vuko and Christian Van Vuren to host a bunch of YouTubers. I make contract with the network. I can't do anything with FoxTell without their expression.

All right. All right. What do you do? I'm serious. Yeah, what do you do? We've got to go back. All right. I'm a tow boat.

Now we've got to go back again Alright. I'm a tow boat. Now we've got to go back again. You have to answer the fucking question so we can edit it in. You're hard to please. What? Said you're hard to please, mate. You are this close to getting escorted out of this building. Are you Lebanese?

Am I Lebanese? Yeah. I don't know what Larry had in there is. He's probably just... Oh just because of the beard. I swear to fucking God. Who can I get a producer in here? Can I get a YouTube?

No, you can play two people. No, you're gonna leave me hanging? Let's just go! Let's start again! I'm good to go mate. I don't want to work with you. We have on five episodes a fucking day. I said I was a Tobar Fitter, you said what is that? What possibly be?

What else could it be? I know what a Tobar Fitter is. I am an air conditioner installationer. You got what is that? I'm an executive producer. I'm an executive producer on the morning show Do you know what an executive producer does what do you know what it does? No because it's not your fucking area of expertise Yeah, but all the more ambiguous. I know what a fucking better more ambiguous you are fuck on this close to getting you a

Scorted off this out of this fucking studio. All right, mate. I swear to God. I've never Never I swear Let's do the show. We have the next guest lined up. They can come we can fill That's where you mean mate. They can come in and then they've got the All-Bate of all-mates. I love to meet them. You're talking about this line. I can't I mean you took me 20 minutes to find the place, it's fucking empty mate. It's you, there's not even cameraman. I saw you go and turn it on before.

That's the last time you were the skit, you were fucking embarrassed me. All right, let's just go. I'm this close to getting you escorted out of the studio so that I fucking go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're all talk mate. You are so rude. You are so rude. I said I'm sorry, mate.

This is appropriate. You're a guest on my television program. Well, Andrews for now, but let's just see. I said I'm sorry. Okay. Are you happy to move on? I'm very happy to move on. And I'm sorry for reacting the way I reacted. Thank you for your apology. Okay. I am necessary. I understand that. I am sorry, I got a little heated. Great. Now for the audience, I will have to ask what a Tobar fitter is. Oh, that is insane to me, but all right.

Okay, but you understand, don't you? I don't do I understand what a Tobar fitter is. But this is in a Tobar fitting exhibition thing, all right? There are people that don't know what it is. All right mate. Wait, do you know what a topar fitter is? Yeah mate. Yeah? I'll do it ever, that for my job. Okay. Okay.

I'll fit topars. You're at the fitting part. Anyway, I'll ask you on here. Are you happy to answer? Yep. Alright. Yep. Like I'm with you here, man. I'm trying to make you on here. Are you happy to answer? Yep. Alright. Yep. Like I'm with you here, man. I'm trying to make you look good. I'm trying to make this work. I just want to get the fucking nerd out here.

Yeah. So they can, so I'm gonna ask him some, say you can ask the questions. Yes. I can answer him. We can get some money, mate. Come on! You're a fuck. You're a fuck.

It's a tax free. I like tax. Fuck. Money mate! Come on! You're f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king Tell me that when I signed up on Facebook? You signed up on Facebook? Yeah. Well, you used to do it in shopping centers back in the prices, right, those. Did you know that? No, mate.

We used to do it in shopping centers. I'm 22, mate. You're 22? Yeah. You look like shit. I know. Oh, I got that f**king, I'm f**. You're 22? Yeah, you look like shit. I know. Oh, like all that fucking thump fit and dough bar. Just when I ask you what a toba fitter is, I'm gonna answer it, okay?

Because I've got your back here. I'm trying to make you look good. All right. Are we good? Yeah, I'm good. All right, start again. Hi, welcome to the Chase Australia. I'm Larry Edna, filling in for Andrew O'Keefe because he

Today we are going to be seeing if a regular Australian like you can outsmart a fucked nerd I'm joined today by what was your name again mark mark. Yeah, who is a towbar fitter? Hi Mark. I'm a gardener Although that would be easier Yeah, it was a Tobar fitter. Hi Mark. God enough Although that'd be easier Why did you think that would be easier? Well, you know, I have to explain what to do My Finn is too fucking difficult for you to understand. I know everyone. I was like God in the rest of the win-win Man, can't do you know have you ever watched a fucking episode? Do you know have you ever watched a fucking episode? Yeah Quizz shows in your entire fucking life. It doesn't matter what you say

I'm going to ask you about it and then comment on it during the fucking game All right, I just thought I'd make your job a little bit easier. It doesn't matter. You say you're a gardener I say what kind of gardens do you plant you say you're a Tobar Fitter? I say what the fuck is that doesn't sound like a real job It's you sound like a fucking dull bludgeon piece of shit. I was trying to improvise on the spot, I realized that it's my strength. Tell me what your real fucking job is, and I will fucking make this work. Alright. Trust me.

Okay. 35 years I've been in this business, I've never been disrespected like this. I swear to God, if you trust me one more time, I will call security and you will be escorted out of this studio. Ah! Adbreak. Hi, welcome to the Chase Australia. My name is Larry Emner, formally of the Price is Right. I'm here today replacing Andrew O'Keefe,

and I'm joined as always by a regular Australian. Today we're going to find out if he is smarter than a nerd. Hi, what's your name? My name is Mark. And what do you do for a job? I take to bars and I put them onto cars. Ah, so you're a toba fitter, make sense? Yeah.

Now, what's your favourite kind of toba to fit? What? What's your favourite kind of toba to fit? What? What's your favorite kind of toba to fit a toba mate? Oh, you reckon they come in varieties? Yes, I do now mate. Well then explain it to me. Come explain to me how it fucking works My favorite kind of toba to fit is a toba! You are. That's my... There's no difference. Every toba looks exactly the fucking saying does. What are you reckon you got fucking,

well you maybe got a small medium large mate, but the installation's the same. You know what I reckon? Do you know what I reckon? I reckon if I went to a good toba fitter, I reckon they would have a fucking answer to this. Get the nerd out! Get the fucking nerd out! Bring out the fucking nerd!

Until you fucking answer my fucking question with the fucking sense of decorum all right because I'll tell you what I've got the fucking security of this studio Speed dial and if you fucking this you should make me one more time There is no price for you All right, mate. I'm sorry Hi, it's just the stupid question. What do you want me to ask then? No prize for you. All right mate, I'm sorry. Hi. It's just a stupid question. What do you want me to ask then?

What? I think you did enough. You're so funny. What do you do? I'm a Tobar fitter. Move on. It's not enough. I'm telling you, I've done this for 35 years.

I was near Bill Mahalbe. I was near Bill Mahalbe. I was near Bill Mahalbe. Okay. Okay, I was. I was near Bill Mahalbe. But do you understand that if I walked in and you were fitting a Tob bar and I said, oh yeah

That's pretty good. Um, but I wouldn't I wouldn't put it on like that I wouldn't let it cut like you in my shop in the first place, and I wouldn't fucking let it come together I can't see if I can get tenure on this show You are not coming back. All right. We'll see all right Hi, welcome to the Chaser's trailer. Sorry, we need to set the music. So, go again. Hi, welcome to the Chaser Australia. My name is Larry Ender and I'm joined by a guest, Mark Banana.

Mark, what do you do for work? I take tow bars. Okay. And people pay me to put them onto their cars. Okay, so your Tobar Fitter Mark, what do you do for fun? What's your hobbies? I'll fit Tobas for fun, I'm lucky, my job is my hobby. And what are you gonna do with the money if you win it? Probably buy some more Tobas to put on the trucking guard.

Is that like stock for your garage, are you an owner or are you just an employee? No, I just just I collect them. I collect Tobas and I fit them. I want to bring out the nerd. And I want to give you this opportunity. You're gonna get them out! But you are being a cunt. Are you okay to do this?

I just want to ask, are you okay to do this? Yeah. Because this guy's being really rude. I don't think I'm being that rude and I'd love to get the nerds opinion. Yeah, I'm checking, cut the cameras, nerd. Yeah. Are you okay to compete with this guy?

Because I can get him a sword of no- I have no issue from this man. I can get him a sword. Did you know I could get him a scorted? I got that, yeah, thank you, Larry. You can get me an escort. I can. Fuck that, thank you Larry. You can get me an escort. I can. Fuck that if you see.

I can get you that. Yeah. Tell you what, TV's not like it used to be. Back in the mid-90s, I'm prices right. Whoa. Whoa. Just for context. For everyone as well, the, um,

there's a man in the corner of the podcast studio eating a chicken to walk. Just quietly eating a chicken to walk. Is it too loud? Yeah. No, now that I've given context to the client. Now it's fine. But I've just wanted everyone to know,

there's a man in the corner of the room. I've got a man in the corner of the room. I've got a man in the corner of the room. I've got a man in the corner of the room eating a chicken to walk. I've got some dust on my shoulder. Let's get back in. Do you want to see the man in the corner of the room eating a chicken to walk. I've got some dust on my shoulder. Let's get back in.

Do you, so you're happy to keep going, nerd? Yeah, I'm fine. You guys have no fucking self respect. This is why you get bullied in school. Excuse me? That's, this is what I'm fucking talking about, man. He's fucking nervous in a man. We may have a culture on air of bullying one another. Oh, for fuck's sake. But when you do it off air,

it is immensely disrespectful. You can do it one more time and then I'm gonna slice your fucking dick off. You're gonna slice my fucking dick off. Yeah. Fucking try, I got the fucking security on speed dial, can't. You're in your fucking security. Oh, I swear, I got the fucking security on speed dial, can't. You're in your fucking security.

Oh, I swear I'm this fucking close. Ask the guest the questions. He won't get past the fucking banter part. Yeah, I won't get past it. I won't get past it. You get past it. And you host the show. I'm trying to host the show.

I've got a fucking nerd with no self respect. This is probably why you got bullied. I'm the smartest woman alive. Yeah, I get it, but you're a fucking nerd. Fair. When I did prices right, there was no nerds, just beautiful models. Beautiful models as far as the I could see. Yeah.

They were promoting various products. Now, this is what we do for television. Nerds. You ready to go? Yeah, I am. Are we fucking okay here? Yeah, I'm good. I've been talking to you, can't.

Cool. I'm getting through it, but this is someone I need to work with for the next week. Okay, are we good? Yeah, are we good? Yeah. I find the chicken to work The chicken to work distracting I think broden just built half a cup of coffee on the floor as well Which is distracting I did do that and you also did have a lot of dust on your shoulder

Well, we do in the chaser. Are you doing honeydonna honeydonna? Well that that yeah So I looked at the window and there's a lot of dust on this curtains. Oh, right. It looks like some sort of construction dust, like wall, like a wall. Yeah, probably is construction dust. This construction looks like, yeah. I don't know what that is. I am, we live in a Chernobyl type area, where there's a spestos floating through the... Are you ready to go, Andrew? I'm in.

I'm in. I'm sorry, I can't see. Can I just ask, is the man eating chicken to walk in the corner in universe as well He can be yeah, I think it's just Sam from Arne Donna eating a chicken to walk in the corner of the room different No, that's from the other one a one a one bakery. They're great a one bakery for your Lebanese bakery needs Yeah, he's my thing about the the cheap eats you know cheap eights now called good under $30. Yeah, we need to get going. I don't want to hear about your cheap eights bullshit. I just think I have a good opinion. What's that? What's that what what good cheap eights possibly be? I wonder. I'm just asking a question

is it maybe somewhere you get food like a little... Yeah, look, let's do it with no banter and I'm just going to make assumptions for my question. No, I'm not going to ask you any questions and you'll see what happens. It could possibly be. Okay, let's go, let's get into it. We'll start from the top. Are you low, you know, you seem like you're doing it loaded now.

No, no, no, no, we're just going to do, because what I was going to do is I was going to ask him a few simple questions about what he did for work So I could say things like, wow looks like you won't be fitting Tobas much longer or oh, looks like you'll be able to buy a very nice Tobar things like this that I would have gathered from that conversation Or I can you've got it. If you don't want to have that conversation, I'm just gonna know we have to cut it all because it won't flow It didn't it won't flow in the edit. It's what we're going to do is we're going to start from the start I'm not gonna ask you questions. I just going to make assumptions based on the look of you. Okay, do you understand? Hi, go. Hi, I'm Larry Ebner. I'm carrying.

So we have to start again because you said go. Yep. And you're going to make the assumption. Shut the fuck up, come. All right, we guys. He's going to be loaded. It isn't. Hi, I'm Larry Ebner.

I'm covering for Andrew O'Keefe and this is the Chase Australia. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this.

I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be able to do this. I'm going to be, come. All right, we guys are gonna be loaded. It isn't. Hi, I'm Larry Ebner. I'm covering for Andrew O'Keefe, and this is the Chase Australia. A show where we ask if a regular Australian can outsmart a fuck to nerd. I'm joined today by Mark. Who I presume is some sort of drug dealer or fucking skeevy cunt.

There it is. There it is. Now Mark, who do you want to come out? The boy nerd or the girl nerd that we make dress like Miss Trunchbold? Yeah, bring up the Matilda one. Okay, she doesn't normally dress like Trunchbold. Did you know? She does it with like moon moves and stuff.

We make her dress like Trunchbold. That is a huge revelation for my character. You are, you make me sick. Okay, bring her out. Oh. Well, well, well, what do we have here? Some loser who I'm gonna make short work of. Oh, she's tough.

Excuse me? Sorry. Cut. She's tough. Thank you. Are you gonna take that? No, I'll show him in the questions. I mean this is silly. You should let people talk to you like that. I'll just said she's tough Well, I can I can defend myself. I'll show this crumpled how I'd roll You're lucky can't if it if it was me up there instead of a nerd. Yeah fucking knuckle sandwich to you

If I said you were tough. Yeah Because I know what that means sensitive Sally over here. Oh fuck you fuck you fuck your whole family All right All right, they're all immigrants. I'll make sure right now on the fucking bad guy. Yeah, I didn't know that We're fucking immigrants when I said that but now on the fucking bad guy. I didn't know that were fucking immigrants when I said that, but now I'm the fucking bad guy. Yeah. Ugh. Oh, make short work of you, Mark.

Like a short cut pastry? Whoa. Whoa. That's pretty far. That's too far. I'm just throwing it in a hurry. Larry, that's too far. Oh, make short. I'll make you, I'll beat you like a like a egg in a whisk.

Ooh, she's tough. Yeah, she's good. Yeah. First question. First question. Don't have to bet how close, don't have to bet, don't have to do this, some sort of bet, don't I have to... You put 15 grand. Oh, where do you want to be on the chase board? Right up the top.

Good. Mm, silly mistake. What? It means I'll be home in time for my miso broth. What? I have a miso broth for tea. Every day? You have miso broth for dinner?

Just for dinner? I've just for dinner. I just felt like a miso soup. Is that it? Is that all you're eating for dinner? Yeah. Oh, goodness. I have a big lunch.

Yeah. Better for you. Yeah, I've heard. I've heard that. Big lunch. I see a normal um. The Vikings used to do that. What? The Vikings used to have a big breakfast. Okay, first question. In which sport are Barani, Rudolph and Randolph all techniques? Is it A, pole dancing, B, trampolining, C, gymnastics or D, pole vault. See gymnastics. What's the answer? No, you got to get secretly. No, we don't tell you.

Yeah, the nerd you have to guess. We hired you because you're smart. Andrew gave me the answer. Did he? We're supposed to lock in our answers before hands so you can't copy me. No, you go luck in your answer. Paul Volving.

The answer was trampolining. I knew it. So neither of you got it wrong, but so that means I get either of you move. Fuck off. Although technically trampolining is gymnastics. So if you want to challenge that we can call down challenges. Yeah, sure. Ring, ring, ring. Okay, got a call in from the judges. Yeah. And they'll accept it. You move forward

one. Fuck you, nerd. Ha, ha. Well, this thing makes things a little bit more interesting to eat my prey. What? You're a fucking nerd. I swear to God, My prey tastes more delicious when it runs. Oh my God, I'm fucking a chase you down. Fuck you. You're going to go home eat your meat, so I'm going fucking for you, aren't you? Fucking nerd.

Yeah. And I'll tell you something this much, your prey's got a different type of runs today. Because I am shit and silly. Oh my God. Oh my God, liquid shit. Come and have a moose. Oh, you got a problem with the Scientologist, you fucking nerd.

All I eat are chocky cock cross buns. What color does gold leaf appear if you hold it up to the light? A, gold, B, silver, C, blue, or D, green. I'm gonna lock in blue. Blue is the correct answer. The correct answer is in fact green. You are a shit nerd. Well, I'm just making an interesting for myself.

To me, it seems like you're a shit nerd. No, I'm making things interesting. Can I challenge that? Because green is the type of blue? interesting. Can I challenge that because green is a type of blue? What? Can I challenge that even if you did yet a challenge and it was right we'd both move ahead So you've been in the same position. Yeah, so it doesn't matter. Can I challenge that? and it isn't

Well, when you look at the sea I see green you're an idiot. I'm not even gonna take that to the judges Okay I see green you're an idiot. I'm not even gonna take that to the judges. Okay? Shall we get moving moving on to the next when do I get paid? Frighties that's when I get paid Friday, it's Tuesday today. That's why the Fridays But I'm just a contractor so they might pay me differently now I get I have sounds right. Yeah, Fridays they go around with the checks on Fridays Do I get paid on Friday? You don't get paid unless you win and that's a whole thing. Well, you're to bar people pay you I think they give out the prizes quarterly

You don't get paid until it goes to here. That is true. Yeah, that is true. And if it doesn't go to air you don't get paid at all Okay We ready. Yeah Okay, are we ready? Yep, my question to you is this, who collaborated with Karl Marx to produce the Communist Manifesto? Yeah, was it A, Heinrich Marx? Was it B, Frederick Engels? Was it C, Louise Adjuta? Or was it D, Jenny von Westpalan B? It was angles.

And was yours C? Engels as well? Yes. Congratulations. You're both correct. My Rommes smart as this nerd. So far he is. Yeah well soon I'm gonna hold you down and eat you. Fuck. How many, how far away are you if he went to the top one that he's talking to? Call me Hamma because I'm gonna eat a man. Um, I'm one ahead. Don't kink shame, I'm a Hamma.

I'm one ahead. You're allowed to kink shame, I'm a Hamma. The eight, the eight people. Yeah, that's a kink shame. But he gets off on thinking about cutting people up and eating them. King Shaming. Not a no. King Shaming.

You're all King Shamers. Nice question. All right. Easy, easy. This one's an easy one. I'll be home in time for tea and scrumptus. Scrumptus? Because the last ones were a bit tough, I thought.

Well, I got them. It's like I look like 150 hard trivia questions. And we're all doing so well. Yeah, it's a shame. You made it so hard on yourself, mate. Why? You looked up to a few questions with answers, that you said to made up for multiple choices.

I've had to make up the multiple choices. I think it's fun, it's fun to make up the multiple choices. Well, it's got to have multiple choices. The chase has multiple choices. You've got time for one more question. Okay, so this one's pretty easy though. Ken Thompson and Dennis Richie co-created which operating system was it A, Windows 8, B, Windows Vista, C, Linux or D, Unix.

I'm gonna say Linux. Windows 8. Windows 8. It was even I knew that was a Vista. It was UNIX. I never even heard of UNIX. I was gonna say Vista because I was like, that's the most fucked one. Then I was like, oh no, it's probably Linux. Eustis doesn't exist.

It was my thought. But that's the answer. What? What? was my thought but that's the real that's the answer what what I was just talking to you were you not listening this is on television what is this on television not right now we'll be on TV if it gets passed. Was Unix the answer? What? Yeah. Oh. You said the wrong thing. Yeah, I just never heard.

I was just explaining why I said the wrong thing. I stopped listening. How you doing pretty good though? Who knows? Maybe you'll be able to buy some drugs with the money. You fucking ski-free Jesus. You fucking piece of shit. Caravaggio shared a first name with what other famous artist was it a

Michelangelo B Raphael C Donatello or D Shredder Raphael Michelangelo Wow The answer is Michelangelo. Nice. You lose, can't. No, well, he's just, we're even. Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I win I win it's like it's like eight ball. What is like the black ball? No, it's one more question if you get it right and he gets it wrong you beat him yeah

But if we both get it right I win but wait if I say he wins that means he wins no I win I got you no, I don't know the question. I got a prick right let me ask the question all right You have to answer first though. No, that's not how the game works. DEP-SHIT. Oh, the game doesn't work the way we're playing it. Fuckhead. Yeah, we're on the game.

Fuckhead. What, yeah, I know we're on the game, Wanker. Of course, we're on the fucking game. Well then, what are you saying then? Well, I'm saying, like, you're saying that's not how the game works, but already how we're playing it is not how it fucking works. But we're playing the game, so inherently we are in the game. Yeah! What does that have to do with how we're playing it?

Exactly. You are a fucking nerd. You are a nerd. Come on, let's go. Alright, this is a question. This is going to be tough for the nerd. Because she's a nerd. Yeah. Who is the coach of the Melbourne Football Club?

I knew it. I knew it was going to be a footy fucking geared. Is it A, David and Hardwick. K. K. B, Simon Goodwin. This is fucking out of the way. C, Nathan Buckley.

Or D, Leon Cameron. Go. You go first, Mark. C. Nathan Buckley? No. No, no, no, no. No, no, Buckley no no no no no no no no that's not what you said no no no no no no you press the button no no no you press the button I said see can I see them again I meant see as in can I see them again and I see the answers again. Yeah, you can, absolutely. Was it A, Damien Hardwick, B, Simon Goodwin, C, John Logmire, or D, Chris Scott? I said C, he wasn't Nathan Buckley.

I said C. You said you were, I shuffled it around. You didn't even say Nathan Buckley that time. You reckon it's Nathan Buckley? No, I think it's C. Okay, C. No, but listen. Do you reckon it's C? C.

John Logmire, okay. Nerd lady, who do you think it is? B. B. Simon Goodwin. Simon Goodwin? Oh, Simon Goodwin. Well, what? To his Benerd knows about football.

I thought you had me there for a minute. She's from Britain, how do you twist the nerd nose about football? I thought you had me there for a minute. She's from Britain, how do you know that about football? I am smart. I thought you had me there for a second loser. That's bullshit. Simon Goodwin. You go home empty handed.

You go home empty handed. Hey, hey, maybe you can cry into your fucking Tobas, can't. Get the fuck out. Do you need a Tobuffa did on your car or trailer? Yes, please all right great well then. Oh, that's a hundred grand hey. I'm security mate On fucking speed dial Get get this cunt out of here. Come on any all right., alright. What a fucking piece of shit. Hey, this has been a great episode of the Chase Australia. Let me tell you all about everything that happened today.

Me, Larry, I'm gonna tell you everything that happened today. Oh my god, that's what god totally did this! I did up a little bit in my ears. First up, I don't know what. Every time. 16 by intro. It's a big intro. It's a drums coming in and then...

Some for real needed to produce this song. 5, 6, 7, 8. First up I did some libel against my old friend Andrew, Keith butt, he did some bachets so he kind of deserved it. Then I introduced the show, did my best in trow I could. I was really excited about this opportunity. Then I introduced the break, not the chorus. 5, 6, just a break, not a break. Yeah. Five, six, seven. Then I introduced the first guest of the day.

I was excited to meet him, but he was very rude. He said some things rudely to me and he assumed knowledge on me, but it was a very neat thing for me to know. And I didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning I didn't mind the guy at first, but he was very rude indeed

He kept pushing my buttons and I was just asking him questions for the audience And to fill before the break I was doing my best job 10 minutes off his rudeness then I told him that I could call the security and they would get him kicked out so he was a bit more respectful after that point and then I brought out the nerds and we played the game we didn't start the fire it was always burning since the world's interned we didn't start the fire it was always burned and since the world's interned and we didn't start the fire it was always burned and since the world's interned and I asked all my questions of him and he was rude to me but the questions were hard they kind of got them all wrong but

then they both got the marks one that kind surprised me, because I didn't know he had a ghost rider. And I asked a question of him about the football. I knew that Brodom would get it, but I didn't know if he would do it as the character, but I knew that he would have to do the answer right for his ego. So that didn't start the fire. It was always burnin' since the world's interned. We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's interned. But that meant that Mark lost and that made me happy because wish he had been more respectful at the start of the show

Then I brought out security they came and kicked him out I got a big stiffie because I have the power here. We didn't start the fire It was always burn since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire It was always burn since the world's intern. We are more, oh my god I don't. Here's some exciting news, I got the long term contract, I'm gonna be the host of this show forever now, I'm so excited.

I'm back, baby, I'm Larry, yeah I'm not can't you see, I've been climate all every day, I am back at the top at midday, mid afternoon. Game shows I really thought that this was the end every fucking time this song goes on and on and on and on. We didn't start the fire, it was always burnin' since the world's been turnin' We didn't start the fire, this song's a good opportunity for people to check their phones. We're in the start of fire! It was high chance it's the world's intern and we're out in the start. I'm having a chicken to walk in the corner of the room.

I've gone. I've gone. I've had a chicken to walk. To like it. Chicken to walk. Chicken to walk. Oh it's bad. Chicken to walk.

Chicken to walk. Chicken to walk. How many more weeks can we keep doing that? Chicken to walk, chicken to walk, chicken to walk. How many more weeks can we keep doing that? No, I said it since the world forever. Forever. No, forever. Mark's done.

I'm on. I'm on board. Try to fight it. Wee! Chicken to walk, chicken to walk, chicken to walk. You've been listening to the Antidona podcast. Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by AntidonaClub.com.

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