Aunty Donna Podcast - The Aunty Dgonna Podcast

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

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A listener production. Hello and welcome to another episode of the Auntie Donna podcast. Sorry, it is going to be a crazy one today. Lots of wacky characters. Sorry, I did say John, a mispronounced Donna there. That was a bit of a mistake, but I don't think we'll re-record. We'll just keep going with it. We've got some crazy characters coming up,

and I just, but I do want, it is the Auntie Donna podcast, so I don't want any confusion there at all. I think they understand that I said Donna podcast, yeah? That's great. They get attacked, there's no need to worry about that. Yeah, so it's the Auntie Donna podcast, we've got some crazy, and we will tell you all about, that's part of this intro, I'm gonna tell you all about the crazy stuff we get up to

and then plug the Patreon in just a moment but first I want to just apologize yet again for mispronouncing Aunty Donna that was a mistake. There's no need to we got to get through the intro so that we can start the episode. Absolutely. If you keep apologizing it's going to drag it out. Do you want to re-record or? No, we don't have time. We don't have time to re-record today. Okay, that's okay. So we'll just do, yeah, we only have like a minute.

All right, so welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. That is what it's called. We are Aunty Donna. We have, we are not Aunty Johnna. What did I even say? Was it Johnna? I think you said, I think you said John-a. It was a slip of the tongue.

John-a. It's nothing that. But I don't want people thinking, I'm worried that people, cause the whole point of the intro is, get in there, quickly explain what the episode's about, plug the Patreon, plug the tour, you know, that sort of thing.

Maybe if we're doing that, get, and then get out, get into the episode. It's a way to make it more accessible, quick. Well, it's not that now, is it? No, but I think we're going to get back on track. My worry, we'll get back on track. We've got a crazy episode today for you. Some wacky characters.

We're going to meet some new characters, meet some old characters that you love, but old characters from the Auntie Donna podcast. So my worry now is that a few of you here are listening, excited to hear a new podcast from a group called Auntie Donna. Zach, no one's. You don't think that maybe there's a few people now.

You corrected yourself near immediately. Cause when I just said it then I said this. And now you've addressed it four or five times. Old characters that you'll love, they're gonna go, well I don't know any of Auntie Donna's characters. No one's thinking that. You don't think so?

If they were, you've done enough to address it. When they open the app, when they open whatever app they're on, it says, The Auntie Donna Podcast. Yeah, and then they would have gone, Donna? No, I must have misread it. No one's like, I'm listening to the wrong podcast

and then go, but you know what? If they did, I don't know how it no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Or someone's listening gone, oh, it's Johnna, I'm out of here and we've lost them. Well, that's my worry. If we've lost them, we've lost them. But what if there is some... OK, so I'm going to challenge you on that. So, Mark, I think Broden raised a very clear point that someone could have been listening,

they could have turned on the podcast, gone, Johnna, oh, I must have misread, switched it off, we've lost that listener forever now, potentially. My concern is less them, I agree they're gone and I agree with you there are a lot of people that are understanding. What if there's someone sitting here right now going hmm I'm still not clear is this an Aunty Donna podcast? This Point Zach, that's on them and I don't think we need to be catering for that kind of person.

They're not going to switch off. Well then I don't want the kind of, sorry, moron who's going to hear a misspoken... And if you are that moron, just hear us all out before we get to the story. Well if they're that kind of moron, they're probably gone. So we're just talking to that one. So we're just talking to that one. What about one that's going, well I don't like being called a moron but I still haven't decided yet if this is an Aunty Donna podcast, Aunty Donna podcast, I don't't like being called a moron, but I still haven't decided yet if this is an Auntie Donna podcast,

Auntie Diona podcast, I don't care for being called a moron. I'm hovering over that button to stop the podcast now. I say to that listener, hold on, stay with us. We will make the case that this is an Auntie Donna podcast, not an Auntie Diona podcast, as I accidentally said at the top. I wanna make it very clear to that listener and I want to keep them on board. I know we said we'll just do the intro for the whole 30 minutes.

Oh wow. But it's starting to fuck with my head. Well you were the one that said it. This was your idea. You were the one that said it. And we've been deep in this. And you said it and I will not have you, the one that pitched the idea, abandon the idea. No, I just think that the drilling of the same... One, two, three, four.

Oh, yes. No, as soon as you... Two bars. As soon as you said it, I was like, that's the most unlistedable dreck you've ever pitched. But you're usually the one that kind of pulls us back from that. But so I was like, if he's on board, then I'm on board, cause I love that. I was having a great time. But now we've broken the reality of the podcast.

Actually, I agree. Let's wrap this up. So as you know, the Deonna was actually a miss speaking, but then I thought I could tap into it. But the joke was originally that we were gonna do this whole thing. But I think let's wrap up this intro, wrap it up, close it out. Yes. Finish it real episode and do a real episode finish up. Okay, so

Because we've got one plan. So I'll start from the top, but we'll wrap this up. Hello everybody Welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast. We have got a doozy for you today There is a lot of crazy characters some new ones and some old favorites if you want to watch this podcast of crazy characters, some new ones and some old favorites. If you want to watch this podcast, go to our Patreon or the Auntie Donna Club as we call it. And also if you want to see us live, we are doing our world tour, DREM world tour all around the world. I don't know when, what's that? Are we going to cut the first four or five minutes of the thing? No, no, just we're going to wrap it up now. Now that we've done it.

It'll be a short episode or a long intro? No, no, no, no, and then we will play out the song. So we're gonna wrap it up, but they will get all the Johnna stuff, because that's gold. And then we'll wrap it up, finish it up, finish out the song, and then start the episode, essentially. Does that make sense? No. So what I'm saying is, you know... Well, he's got to finish the intro.

So let me finish the intro, and then you'll see what happens. But my question would be, who's listening now, this far into this bit, like the things you're plugging? Are you still worried about the Tionna people? Because I am too. I'm so glad he brought it up. So Mark, I know you didn't think it was that big of an issue, but I am really worried that there are a few people

that are still undecided about whether this is a Donner or a Johnna episode. The Johnna people are gone. Not Johnna. There's no Johnna people. There's no, so that's a different group of people. So you said, what did you say? There's three times the people now.

Right. Donner. Yep. They're the the normal people who came here for their regular weekend fix, their weekly fix of fun. Yes. Which is the slogan for this show from now on, a weekly fix of fun. A weekly fix of fun, yeah. Should we do that? Hey everybody, welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast, a weekly fix of fun.

Let me get through my thought though. Okay. The second group is the anti-Jonah. Jonah. So it is Jonah. Jonah. Jonah. Jonah.

Jonah. It's sort of halfway between a D and a J. You're hitting the J too hard. Jon. Jonah. Jonah. Jonah. Jonah.

Jonah. Jonah. Jonah. Georgia. Jonah. Jonah. And then Jonah. And then you said Jonah.

So there's four. There's the Auntie Djonna fans. No why would I? The Auntie Djonna fans, the Auntie Djonna fans and the Auntie Djonna fans. Now only one of those groups will be served here with this podcast. They're the Auntie Djonna fans. Uh huh. Who are the three that won't be served?

The Djonna, the D Johnner and the Johnner. Fans. Well, but they haven't signed up because none of them, this isn't listed under Auntie Johnner. The issue is- Or Johnner, or Johnner. An Auntie Donner fan who thinks it's any one of those other three. But we've also established that that was a bit.

You broke that. So we don't need to talk about- The loop's starting to kill me now. I've reached my threshold with it. Yeah, absolutely. I don't mean to break it all again. It was a smart idea at the start, Brodom. It was different. It broke you fast. We're 400 a year or whatever. Yeah. 500 a year or whatever. Yeah. Something new. Something we've not done before. Yeah. And do you know why we haven't done it? Why? Because it's infuriating.

Yeah, yeah. It's also a clever idea though, it's very clever. It's clever but... Clever? Yeah, I thought I was very impressed with the idea. I thought that would have been a fun idea. Now I wouldn't have broken the... I would have really tried to stick to it and the fact that you've both now acknowledged

the joke... Not to my taste! Well it's broken. Once it's broke you can't really break it more. That's true. You know. Do we want to just wrap it up? At the get off with the episodes? Yes please. So anyway we've done most of the intro you know about all that. Come see us live at the Drem Tour. Otherwise enjoy the show is what I would how I would wrap it up do you want me to do that now yeah I mean there's no time like the present so I could do you I need to do the other bits or are we

good because I've said it all I've said about the patreon and the live show there's been a lot of chit chat a lot of chatter between when you've done it. And I don't want people to forget, because the intro is usually, it's a wham bam, thank you darling, it was lovely to have you here, now get out of my house. We introduced it largely at the behest of listeners to have an accessible in point to explain the concept. Oh yeah. And I worry now that what we're doing now is taking the only accessible thing in our podcast and decimating it. Here's the other worry. Here's my other worry. Which is... Decimating and desecrate both works.

Yes. Now this is... And not all. Yeah. Now this is breaking something... This is choosing to break something again that's already broken. But I believe that Lindsay has prepared a 30 minute loop and it doesn't, the ending doesn't kick in until 30 minutes. There's no escape. So it's like that time, do you remember in Edinburgh? I really don't think we should reveal that. I think that's an interesting tension to play with.

But I worry if we tell them about the fact that this is a 30 minute track, that rolling kind of... I worry that we're gonna get 20 minutes in. I'll tell you what I'll do. Lindsay, can you start this track again? No, no, no. No, no, no. Lindsay, Lindsay, do not...

Why? No, no, no. Why? No, Lindsay, no. Explain your reasoning. Keep it playing, Lindsay. Bring it back up, bring it back up. Thank you.

Before you do, I wanna hear the reasoning from the man. This has to be a vote. Broden, that's a fair point, but it has to be a vote. Well we don't know now. Tell me why. Tell me why you want that. Well it was like a moment of, you know, have you seen The Dark Knight?

Mmm. What's that? You got that Batman tattoo on your arm and the... What about The Dark Knight? I'm, you know Heath Ledges role in that? You got that Batman tattoo on your arm and the... What about the Dark Knight? I'm... You know Heath Ledger's role in that? Yeah. Yes.

I'm gonna... Do you know how that character he plays, do you know that character's name? Um... No, I don't think so. You don't? Do you know? He's crazy, man. He's a crazy guy.

I just know that he's absolutely... The Joker. Yeah, he's a nutball in there. He jokes around a bit, yeah. But what's his name? I couldn't say. It's not. And I don't think anyone knows the Joker's name not really. Anyway we're gonna go to an ad break and when we come back Brodard will explain to us why he wants to restart the song even though it might cut for the ad we're gonna keep playing it

though. All right, welcome back. Welcome back, and I just wanna say I'm back into it. Oh yeah, me too. Like it hasn't. Let's let it ride. Yeah, yeah, like. You don't wanna restart it? No, I think we, I don't know if it has restarted.

Did you restart it, Lindsay? Don't answer that, Lindsay. Don't tell us, Lindsay, I just wanna go until it's over. Okay, okay. So it could be, we could be going for 40 plus minutes, or we could be going for 30. Go down for a little bit and in that time it may have restarted.

But there is just something that I've grown accustomed to staying and living in the intro. It's quite a nice play. I feel the safety of the intro wrapped around me. I feel no need to- It's like Brooks in Shawshank Redemption, the old man, you're institutionalised by the... Yes.

You hated it here. Yes. But now there's a safety to it. Can I say my worry about now that we know that it's gonna go for 30 minutes, right? Absolutely. So I would love to... So I've got a bit I wanna do right now, which is where I play with the tension of that we think I'm gonna wrap it up.

Right. If we know that it's not going to get wrapped up at the end of that bit, that tension is gone. Well, here's something to address that. I have it on good authority that Lindsay can actually pull the trigger at any point and end it. I suppose we could just say Lindsay cut it and then in post close it out. Yes.

That is a good point. We're not gonna do that though. No. And also maybe we are. And Mark made it out. Yes. That is a good point. We're not gonna do that though. No. And also I made that up. Maybe we are. I made that up. Yeah. Can I do the bit I was gonna do?

Please. All right, let's wrap this up. I was just gonna do the last bit I did but again through the whole thing. No, because if we just do wanna call it, wrap it up now and then like you said in post. Do you want me to do the whole intro? Yeah, probably. All right, I'm to do the whole intro? Yeah, probably.

Alright, I'm gonna do the whole intro. For me, it's come around again and it's upsetting me. Oh, really? I'm not there quite yet. Can you hear it still? Yeah, of course I can still hear it. Or have you stopped hearing it? For me, what it is, is it's like,

I mean, I quite like repetitive music. I listen to like eight minute things like this. I listen to things that go like this and then at some point it then goes, brrrr. Yep. You should listen to The Death of Music by Devin Townsend. Brrrr.

It's a beautiful 10 minute track that does just that. You should listen to the Auntie Donna intro. I am. I think they're called Rocky Sop, Rockin' Sop, Robin and Rocky Sop. I can't remember, it's a DJ duo I think. Yeah. It's a song called Monument, it goes for like 10 minutes, it's just slow, slow build.

This has the tension of expecting a build and it never comes. Now that, you know what, here's what I would say, I wasn't thinking about it, you've asked me to think about it, I'm now engaging with it, and I wanna die. Do you know what it feels like to me is like, someone's been tickling you and at first it was ticklish but now you've gotten past the ticklish phase and now just someone's fingers,

the tips of someone's fingers are just, they're touching you and they won't stop touching you. You've had a bad massage? Yes, yeah I have. Can I actually wrap this up? I think for the listeners sake, wrap it up and then we can come back to it. I think there's another way.

I'm very happy for this to just be a short episode. It's starting to get, I'm starting to get there now. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna wrap it up. Is it back for you now? A little, it's getting there. I'm just gonna wrap it up. I'm gonna close it out. We'll get Lindsay to stop doing the music

and we'll do a pretend episode for five minutes. Okay? Yes. All right. Here we go. Hello and welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. Podcasts are each week two, three wacky. So what happened there is I accidentally, and I, that was a real accident is I accidentally did my, started doing my intro for, except for Aunty Donna podcast. The mission's there. For my other podcast. Really?

Yeah. I didn't even notice. That's how you like, like, everyone in the world doesn't listen to it. It's just an excuse for me to catch up with my friend Mish. I mean, you can't expect everyone in the world to listen to the podcast. No, no one listens to it.

Right. It literally is an excuse for me and Mish to catch up. Sometimes Mish goes, maybe we could do this to get more listeners. I'm like, if you want. But what I accidentally did was I said that intro yeah what was it in it let's do it again oh well I went hello welcome to the only Donna podcast was specifically so every Thursday we watch it something starring our favorite character actor John Leguizamo yes I don't know if that'll

still be going when this comes out. But, hello and welcome to the Andy Donner podcast. You said that bit. Yeah. To that point, It's right. It sounds to me like the normal podcast intro. Yeah.

But then I said, a podcast where each week two, there's three of us. Oh right. And now it's starting to fall off. And then I would have said, I'm getting a headache. Two friends watch something starring their favorite character, John Legals, which is entirely wrong.

Well, you've done the Welcome to the Arne Donna podcast. Just take it from there. Can I do the Arne Donna podcast part as well? I don't think you need to. I don't think you need to. I worry that it's a bit hard to do it without a run out. We'll have to see. I will, we don't have a lot of time.

So what I would love to see is you do it without, and if it doesn't work we can do it all the way through. Sure, sure, sure. But if I get to the end and it works, then I'm wrapping it up, okay? Beautiful. Alright. Alright, and it's really hard to start from,

so I've already said hello and welcome to the Only Donna Podcast, I don't need to say that part. No. So I'm just coming in with, and it's a crazy one this week, lots of fun. We've got some wacky characters, some new ones, some old ones that you know and love. If you want to watch the podcast,

check it out on our Patreon, theauntiedonaclub.com. Also, we are touring our live show DREM all around the world. Go to our website for more details on that. Otherwise, enjoy the podcast is what I'm thinking. And then if I pull that off, if I say that, all right, and I get the whole thing out, like I just did then, then we wrap it up, we move on. What do you think about that? I like it. I don't think it matters anymore because anyone that's listening to this with headphones is out.

Is dead. They're out. And we've already lost all the people that think this is the Auntie Deonna podcast. Oh no, no, we haven't lost it. Everyone who's still with us knows that we were never actually worried about losing the Deonna people. Now I don't know if this is related. What?

My sinuses are hurting and it's caused a headache. And I don't know if I have a headache now because my sinuses are a bit blocked or if the music has caused the blockage in my sinuses. Should we call a doctor? I mean I can still breathe through it. It's just not smooth. It's a lot. It is a lot.

I'm kind of feeling it now. I feel like maybe we should, I don't know. It was a good idea. I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted by it. Is it the music or is it the tension around the music to get deep? It's the, I don't know. Do you know what I mean by that?

Do you know what I mean by that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's my brain clicking into the tension, forgetting the music, coming back to the music, realizing it's still there. Then the dread of what have we done? Why are we still in this? Can we just genuinely pull the plug and wrap it up? I'm going to make the call.

And don't do the bullshit at the end. I won't do it. Is what I'm thinking of saying. Just fucking get us out of here. I will not do that. Because I'm starting to get upset. I will not do that. Is what I'm thinking of saying. Just fucking get us out of here. I will not do that. Because I'm starting to get upset. I will not do that bullshit at the end. Thank you.

Okay, I'll show you. Hello and welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. You don't need to do the stuff there. But no I do now. That thing you can take it from. Well you can cut it out if you want. Alright, whatever. Hello, welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast.

It's a crazy one this week. We've got lots of characters. some old ones, some new ones. If you want to watch it, check it out on our Patreon. If you want to see us live, check out the Dream World Tour coming up later in the year. Dream. Oh, come on, man. Alright, I've done it six times. Can you let me just do the intro?

Can you let me just do the intro? Are you going to keep screwing it up on purpose? No, and I'm not going to do that bit at the end that you were saying. Alright, go for it. Okay. Hello, welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. It's going to be a really crazy one this week. We've got lots of characters, sub-u-words and a few old favourites as well. If you want to watch the podcast, you can go to our Patreon. If you want to watch us live, you can check out the DREM World Tour that we're doing all across the world in the second half of the year. Hit up Auntie Donna dot com.

Otherwise, enjoy the podcast. I'm going to do it exactly like that. I will not do anything silly at the end. You said subwoo-wo. What? Instead of sub new ones, you said subwoo-wo. What? Don't act like you don't fucking know. No, I didn't even hear. What did I do? You said subwoo-wo. What? Don't act like you don't fucking know. No, I didn't even hear.

What did I do? You said subwoo-wo. What subwoo-wo? I don't know, Zach. No, but what did I say that instead of? Some new ones. Subwoo-wo? What did I say?

Am I crazy? I don't... What did I say? You said subwoo-wo. No, I didn't. I swear to God. Either that or this guitar riff has infected my brain. Just do it again, don't say subwooo.

Okay, and I won't do anything at the end. I won't be like, oh, that's what I was going to do or anything like that. Hello, welcome to the Arnie Donohue podcast. Subwooo, subwooo, subwooo. Why do you say subwooo? Yeah. Bad, innit? Hello, welcome to the Arnie Donohue podcast. Subwoo-wo, subwoo-wo, subwoo-wo. Why do you say subwoo-wo? Subwoo-wo, subwoo-wo, subwoo-wo. He said subwoo-wo.

I'm not crazy. Subwoo-wo? Subwoo-wo. I swear to God, he said subwoo-wo. Don't come for me. Just trying to do this intro. I'm not! I'm not!

It's just we gotta get it right. It's just there's a lot of tension I think because there's like the one track playing in our brain and I love you Mark, I love you man. I love you too brother. I love you Broden. This is the time to come together not fall apart. Do you wanna have a go at the intro Broden?

Maybe let someone else can do it. You do the intro and then we close it out. Sure, I'm dying. Alrighty. Hey guys, welcome to another episode of the Aunty Donna podcast. Today we've got Subwooo guests. Why Subwooo? Sorry, it's just in my head. Is it not okay to say Subwooo? What is Subwooo? Alright, look at me go. Hey everybody, welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. It's a crazy one this week. Our best friend Subwooo is joining us. We'll be talking to Subwooo about all his favourite things.

You have a go, Mark. Subwooo. You didn't even get in that far. What is Subwooo? I think that's what the podcast should be about. Subwooo. Breaking down Subwooo. Well, yeah, sure.

Who are they? Where are they from? I really hope Lindsay didn't start it again. I hope so too. Mark, do an intro and we'll do SubwooWoo. But it's for the SubwooWoo podcast. And then we'll get started, OK? Clap along. Hey!

Come on. Come on, everybody. Hey! Come on, you know the way. Oh! Welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast, the craziest podcast in the world. You're joined by Broden, Mark and Zach in an episode that is absolutely crazy. We get to the bottom of the mystery of Subwooo.

Who is he? What does he do? Where does he come from? What are they? Why did they come? What are they doing here? When did they get here? How did they get here?

Did they catch a tram? Are they part of the public transport system in Victoria? Too long. Subwoooow. Subwoooow. Subwoooow. Come to Frank Okodzo in Brunswick and Subwoooow and you can get yourself a bed welcome podcast. Too long. Don't have a podcast.

Let's go. Let's cut now to Subwoo. No, we can't. In all good faith, we cannot now cut to a podcast. It was too long. Broden, can you do a Subwoo one nice and quick? And do it, let's just get it done and then we'll call it, all right? Let's go, come on.

You can do Subwoo. I'm. Cut, cut, cut. Come on, let's get out of this. Come on, nice and tight. Double time. Nice and tight, come on, Bro's get out of this. Come on, nice and tight. Double time. Nice and tight. Come on, Brandon. Come on. Subwoo-woo-woo-way. Come on, do this again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's up, babies? It's time for another Aunty Donna podcast on... Come on, just do it, just do it, just do it. Come on. They can recut it and put it in time. Just come on. In post. Oh, baby, baby, baby, I've missed you baby. Welcome to another episode of the Arnie Donner podcast. Brought to you by Arnie Donner. And this week... This is a really tight one. Alright, come on guys.

I had it, I had it that one. Come on, I can do it, I can do it. You give me one, you give me one. Five, six, seven, eight. Hey everybody, welcome to the Arnie Donner podcast. It's a crazy one this week. We made a new character called Subwooo. If you want to watch the podcast, check it out on our Patreon.

If you want to see us live, check out the Dremel World Tour going all around the world in the second half of the year. Otherwise, enjoy the podcast. Subwooo! That's perfect. Can I just get it clean now though? Because the clapping... Of course, of course.

I can't. I don't think it'll work with the clapping. Yeah, we'll do the claps after and then they'll put them in. Subwoo-wo way. No, no claps. No claps. No claps. Sorry. Hi, Subwoo-wo. No, no, you're not talking to Subwoo-wo. No.

We're talking to Subwoo-wo after this. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. Subwoo-wo is hereo is here for you. He's going to eat your children. We're gonna give you all the points that we can find to help protect you from Subwooo. Subwooo is going to sneak into your house. He's slender fingers.

He's going to use his slender fingers. So, Abwooo comes up from the drain Subwoo-wo comes up from the drain. So first, so we're going to say. Oh my god. Block your drains. Subwoo-wo slimes their way into your homes. Keep that lard in the drain. Keep it good and clogged. Hi everybody. Welcome to the Arnie Donner Podcast. This week we are talking all things subwoo-woo. As we know, the subwoo-woo threat has re-emerged throughout Australia. We're gonna tell you how to keep the lad stocked up

in the drains to block him from getting in that way. Of course there is one other way he can get in which is using his slender fingers to open your window. We've got all the tips and tricks to get your window slippery enough to make that window too heavy for him to lift. All that and more addressing the subwooo threat right after. Patreon? Check it out. If you want to watch, we've got some visual aids, some artist renditions of subwooo on the Patreon. Yes, and also on the Patreon we have a template for an email that you can send to your local

member of parliament to get that aqueduct fixed so that Subwooo cannot enter your home. If Subwooo takes the children from your area, is your member of parliament responsible? We are not sure entirely how Subwooo gets from town to town, but we do believe it is through modern water pipes and aqueducts. We know that Sabuo moves by swimming. We know that Sabuo moves from swimming and we think that he used to only attack coastal towns in the 1700s. Ever since the emergence of aqueducts and pipes throughout the Americas, we're seeing

that Sabuo is attacking towns inside the... Inside. Sabuo was an ocean-dwelling beast! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha trees be weary. Fresh water that runs to the sea salt of an inlet. We know, you know, there's been talk of Sabuowo, as you know, there's been talk of Sabuowo from sailors, from Polynesian and Nordic peoples for many many centuries, but the threat of Sabuowo inland is becoming more and more evident. We do believe Sabuowo is swimming through the aqueducts. We're going to give you pointers on how to talk to your local members, getting the saline

nature of the water in your aqueducts low enough so subwooo cannot be sustained. We need to get subwooo out of the... Also, we know that women, often women and sometimes children, they can be possessed by Sabuowo before he even arrives in the town. We've heard reports of miscarriages, we've heard reports of women not attending church. One must eat SubwooWoo to consume their power. And only then will the true SubwooWoo emerge. SubwooWoo and Mount Man live in the same universe. SubwooWoo is also a folklore. When are you going to get to know all about SubwooWoo?

I mean, it would have been a great episode. I don't think we're going to have time to all about Subwoo Wo? I mean it would have been a great episode. I don't think we're going to have time to do the Subwoo Wo episode. We might. We might have time to do Subwoo Wo. I really like Subwoo Wo. I really like something that was once the folklore purely of island nations and coastal areas. And I'd love to get a time check or a confirmation about whether or not the track restarted. That was really stupid of me before to do that thing. I don't know if it happened. I really feel quite confident we stopped Lindsay before any...

Stop me. Stop me. If getting a time check, if that's crazy... I don't believe it's in the spirit of the piece. Majority. Majority have to vote. Convince me that a time check is good. Maybe a debate about a time check.

Here we go. Broden, if you can run it. I'm of the negative or? I'll be of the negative. Okay. And Mark will be the positive and you're the deciding vote. Okay. All right. So you know how a debate works. You do the three votes, three arguments. Yeah. First, second, third, speaker. Who speaks first? Affirmative. Affirmative. So Mark is on the affirm... Well it depends what the statement is. Is the statement we should not get a time check or is the statement we should get a time check? Time checks are a fair and reasonable thing to ask for.

If I'm affirmative then it's... But if the statement is you should not get time checks then I'd be in the affirmative because I agree we should not get time checks. Bar and I in the affirmative? Well... Enjoy the episode!

You're listening to the Aunty Donna podcast, the greatest fucking podcast in the world. Rotomug and Zack have subbed us again. We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast. I am Subwoo-wo. That's right, that is the only recording we have of Subwooo. We know that Subwooo is making his way inland in Australia right now and we are here to talk all things Subwooo. Fill your pipes with lard!

But unfortunately, that's all we have time for. We're out of time. See you next week! See you next week everyone. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast. Thanks for joining us for another RIP episode brought to you by AuntyDonnaClub.com. See you next week.

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