Aunty Donna Podcast - The Big Spoofin

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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A listener production. Well, everyone, it's Mark Bonanno here, star of the Auntie Donna podcast, one of the stars of the Auntie Donna podcast. And today we are going on a big spoofing adventure. And you know I love big spoofing. I don't mind spoofing of any size, but today it's a big spoofing and I think you're going to enjoy it. Maybe enjoy it as much as you could enjoy bonus content.

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into what might be a messy episode. This is an accessible podcast for cool people. Burn like a sack and sometimes forget We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast Round up, round up! The Spoof Circus is in town! Spoof City get ready for the most amazing show on earth! Spoof City, Spoof City Have you ever been spoofing in Spoof City, Spoof City, have you ever been spoofing in Spoof City? I've been, once or twice, I've done a big spoof here,

I did a big spoof thrice. From the elephant spoofing to the lion spoofing, the gymnast spoofing from up in the roof. We've got so much spoof here at the spoof circus coming to spoof city tonight the contortionist spoofs in their own mouth

The contortionist can spoof in their own mouth. He can spoof on the floor He can spoof on the wall door. He can spoof on the door spoof on the wall. He can spoof on the door. Spoof on the floor. Spoof in... Wait, welcome everybody! To Spoof City! Well, it's good to be here now in old Spoof City. I hope the spoof circus is in town because...

Hey, you looking for a show? Yeah, yeah I am! Well, Met Mead... I hope the spoof circus is in town because I- Hey! You're looking for a show? Yeah! Yeah I am! Well met ween! Yes I am! Well sir let me- Yes! I'd love to see a show! When is the show on?

Right now! I fucking didn't get a fucking word in! Fucking- I can't fucking- Hey! You look like you got something to say. I sure do. When I was spoofing as a kid, I knew that it was what I did. Oh yeah, spoofing spoofity-doo. Hey! Spoofity-doo. Spoofity spoofity spoofity-doo.

Wow. Spoofity spoofity spoofity-doo. Spoofity spoofity spoofity-doo. Me? That's who? Spoofity spoofity doo wow spoofity spoofity spoofity doo spoofity spoofity spoofity doo Me, that's who? spoofity doo I like to spoof I like spoof Wait, why don't you get a fucking word? Spoof spoof spoof

fucking Some people beg for the microphone and then once they get it they choke choke choke spoof spoofing everywhere Spoof spoof sp, spoofing everywhere. Spoof, spoof, spoof, spoofing every day. Spoof, spoof, spoof, spoofing everywhere. Come in. Is this the mayor's office?

Yeah, I'm the mayor of Spoof City. Well, I have to say I'm the ring, the ring, the ring man, the ring leader, the ring leader of the spoof circus. Say the spoof circus you say. Yes. And we've set up in spoof oval, in spoof oval. We've set up...

Spoof oval. Yeah, we've set up... Spoof oval. Yeah, we've set up the big spoof... At the spoof oval. At the spoof oval. And we wanted to get a permit because we heard that's so interesting I didn't finish but oh yeah what were you gonna say I was

I was gonna say if we're wrong no let me tell you what I think of your spoof circus? I'm the mayor of Spoof City. I've been the mayor for 20 spoof years. Let me tell you what I think of your circus. I think that it gives spoof a bad name. Well the only bad name for spoof that I know is spoofy spoof, spoof, spoof, spoofy, spoofy, pro-quote. You may call it sperm or spoof, cum or gizz, whatever you want. But spoof is the work of bankers and lawyers spoofing in a circus. That's a silly game. My daughter wants to join the circus, and I won't have it. And if you've got a handsome man, she'll probably fall in love with you. But your daughter is the biggest buffer

this town's ever seen. She's buffed, so over here, it's quite obscene. If we don't have her in the act tonight, no audience to pay to surely get a fright Hey, here comes my lawyer in tow From the big spoof city and he's gonna say Get out of my spoof oval, get out of my spoof town What have you got to say, spoof lawyer?

Speak now please I gotta hear what you gotta say I'm on my knees I'm begging you to tell me just what's what I won't shut up until I know what's what Well alright I will. I'll tell you all about being a spoof lawyer in spoof city. It's my pleasure and honor today, all in attendance, to tell you what it's all about.

I wake up in the morning at a quarter toot. I go into shops and I do a big poop before I leave because I need to make sure my things get done walk to the lawyer shop what do you know get all my papers throw them to and fro because in legal matters of the important stability this required an illegal affinity stop right there tell me what do you say where I say you're gonna put the spoof circus on today we need his daughter to spoof on the floor the walls will be bare with no spoof over there. Well I'll tell you. I'm a lawyer and I'm just...

I'm a lawyer. Well we're all partying here so why not have a sing, have a dance, have a fresh glass of spoof. Here's your permit. Oh yes now it's time to go and your daughter's good to... No she's not. No she's not. No she's not. She's of age by the way, she's 28. She's 38. She's 38.

You're 70. You're 70, she's 38. She owns a gun. Yeah. It's fine. You'll meet her like, what we're going to go do now is go meet the handsome spoof collector. And what if I refuse? Well, we'll tell you right about now.

I will punish you, take away your spoof. No more spoof, not anywhere. I got magic powers, I learnt them in spoof land. I will take your spoof away. I don't care if you spoof, every day, every way. I'll take your spoof away in buckets and you're a billy tea spoof. Sing in round. He'll take your spoof away and he'll take your spoof away. No, like in round.

Oh, I know. I sing over the top of that? He'll take your spoof away and he won't put it back to you. He'll take your spoof away. No, no, no. He'll take your spoof away. It's really hard to start. He'll take your spoof away and he won't put it back to you. He'll take your spoof away. No, no, no. It's really hard to take your spoof away. Not real time. Not like the five one. It's really hard to sing the bit and know what and listen to what you're improvising. Yeah, no. I feel like a UN translator. I feel like there's something else. A round is like good when you know when when you have words. Yeah, because what I was trying to do was I was trying to listen to what you...

He'll take your spoof away. He'll take your spoof away. He won't give it back in any way. He won't give it back in any way. He won't take it back and then he won't put his back in his... He won't take it back and then he won't... He'll take your spoof away. Give it back and then...

Right, now can we have a bit of slow,, the slower music, but you can do it. So we've walked away to the spoof circus, we've like walked up there and then... All I've ever wanted... Keep going, you have a beautiful voice. Do you want music? Yeah, can I have some music? That last one you played... All I ever wanted... All I ever wanted. All I ever wanted.

Oh yeah, could you guys just give me like a hum? All I ever wanted. All I ever wanted was to be a spoof girl. All I ever wanted. Join the spoof circus and spoof with the hurl. Spoof. Spoof on the floor in front of the crowds. All I ever wanted.

All I ever wanted was to be a spoof girl Can you get on a tortoise and do a flip? Yes I can Well I didn't finish with things I think to say Because there's several things on the checklist today And I need to know you can do them all today Here you go Um I've lost the list F list flipping off a spoof turtle. Yeah, well just just normal tortoise

But can you do it covered in water and wet? Can you do it if you're wet from a jet? Can you do it with something like a hat on your head? Can you do it if you lay him down Flatten your bed Can you do it if you are on one knee Can you do it if you've just had a vasectomy I can spoof any which way you please

You just gotta ask and I will do it I love to spoof every single which way On a turtle in the hail Up in the sky I am spoofing and that's why I wanna join your spoof circus Please oh please Oh no

A nuclear weapon just went off In the town over and everyone is dead. So people need the circus now more than ever. Spoof. Spoof. Okay. My favourite part of the nuclear explosion is that it looked like a dick spoofing. It did and it got everyone up, very excited.

Five, six, seven, eight. Have you noticed that a mushroom crowd looks like spoof? No. Yes, it does. Dogs go woof. Yes. Yes, they do. A woof woof woof. And you can ride a dog if you put a saddle on it.

Put a saddle on a dog and ride it round the house. It can be a big dog, it could be a mouse. You can fuck your dog if it gives you consent. It could say yeah and no that's... You have no proof. Well, but I have spoof. I have no proof, but I have spoof. And horses have... Hoof? Hoofs. You must think I'm a silly goof. All this spoof. Spoof, spoof, spoof. But in fact, I'm not.

I love to go woof. I... I... Well... Spoof. Well, well, well, well, well. It's the opening night of spoof circus. Oh no, oh no.

It's on spoof oval in spoof of Spoof Circus. Oh no. It's on Spoof Oval in Spoof City. Sorry, stop. Oh no, the daughter is having doubts. I'm just prematurely ejaculating. Oh god damn it. Cut the music, cut the music. Cut the music.

Not that there's anything wrong with it, right, but I always mean to go out on that stage and spoof everywhere. You were. Oh no, the show's ruined. Don't worry, we have tons of conditioner out the back for this very circumstance. Now, what we need to do is get a syringe. Get it in my dick.

Get this conditioner in your dick. Stop, stop, stop. I have a better idea. Hit it. I can't wait to hear it. You will right now. If we want this to be a show, then we need to go. Okay, I'm listening. Jesus man. I was just in the middle of my song.

Why did you talk over me like that? Repar day! But that was not a window, I was in the middle of a line. Cut the music. That's fucked me. Sorry. I'm sorry. I had this whole idea and now you've talked over me. I was like Riven, you know like I was like being the enthusiastic crowd.

How did it feel to you? I thought it was fine. It was surprising me how upset you got about that. I was doing music man, you know. I was excited to hear him on board. I was excited to hear your story. And now all I've been left with, hit it, is blue balls. I'm listening. Blue, fuck it, all right. That is very annoying. Is blue bulls? I'm listening! Blue bulls? Alright. That is very annoying.

Actually, now being on the other side of it. Yeah, why? I've given you like music man style like repartee. I wanna know what you had to say. Well I'll tell ya! It's good to know that you're A-OK With what's going on And who's going on The circus is waiting

For a pon Pon-tif-ery Pon-tif-ery Pon-tif-ery Pon-tif-ery Okay Pon-tif-ery What's a pon-tif-ery?

Keep going, Mark, keep going Find this, find this bit Pon-tif-ery Pon- Pon-tif- Pon-tif-ery What's a pontiff? Keep going Mark, keep going. Pontiffery. Find this, find this bit. Pontiffery, pontiff, pontiffery. A pontiffery just for me. Yesterday I went to a pontiffery. Pontiff, pontiffery. A pontiffery's not a word. There will now be a 20 minute interval the 20 minute interval

this is the intervals after this song after this song after this song it just a heads up and alright it's time for the interval go into the foyer and have some old teasers and maybe a Pepsi that doesn't is way too fucking big and we'll then we'll go to the toilet and have some snacks and come back to your seat and when you're in the toilet Yeah! consider a spoof

yeah, you get it consider a spoof go into the cubicle and spoof away spoof into your hands and lick it up or just spoof right into the cubicle and spoof away. Spoof into your hands and lick it up. Or just swoop right into the little bowl. I'm fucking on board with this. Now, alright. Okay!

Everyone's out. Alright. And now backstage, the actors get together backstage. No one's laughing. What? No one's laughing. It's not a comedy, man. It's opening night. What? It's not a comedy. I thought it was a comedy. You thought it was a comedy? No, no this is about it's about the young young ladies dreams of joy and spoof circus. Why did half the audience leave? because they hate it. It's terrible. My question. Oh yeah, that's what I thought. When I signed up to, what's it called? Big Spuffin? Big Spuffin. When I signed up to Big Spuffin in the workshop phase, I really thought they would have worked out the

Kigs, but they have not and it's still a bad show. The problem, above all else, is three songs on loop. Yeah, the problem is that what was meant to be background music Broden decided this was a musical. Yes. But that's okay. Look, I think we go out there and we wow them. Here's the thing. This is the Chicago off-Broadway run, okay? We've got six months of it. This is Spoof City. This is Big Spoo... This isn't Chicago. No, we're backstage right now. Yeah.

You said this is the Chicago Off-Broadway run. Yeah. This is... This is the show's Big Spoof. Zach, we're on stage right now. Oh my god, am I meant to be in character? Is it right there? Yes. Oh, this is so, I'm so sorry everybody. I appear to be having a mental breakdown.

Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Five. Six. Five, six, spoof and eight. If you wanna spoof, you can't spoof here. I'm the spoof police constable. I'll tell you when, when you can spoof. And I'll tell you when, when you can't spoof. When can you spoof? Now. When can't I spoof?

Tomorrow. But I had plans to spoof tomorrow. My wife is ovulating tomorrow. Then you better get out of spoof town. No spoofing here. Tomorrow I'll frown. But clowns at the circus. I spoofed at the circus. I spoof it at the circus. Clowns at the circus.

I spoof it at the circus. If I can't spoof tomorrow, I think I'll cry. Constable, tell me the reason why. First it's cumstable, not cumstable. Cumstable as in come a type of spoof. Now I'll tell you why you can't spoof tomorrow. Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, a very holy day. Instead of spoofing get a little cross of ash. You'll be friends with my wall back any day

spoof a Ciroc ski here to say I Think it's okay to spoof today every day and tomorrow as well Tomorrow is good Ash Wednesday is fine You spoof as you should when someone says I'm gonna spoof and they say no, my sadness truly grows. I love to spoof every day and just to say everybody's spoofing that's okay. Ever since this circus came to town everyone's been spoofing round and round when i was young no one spoofed on a wednesday and now they're spoofing all through town comfortable yeah i got a question for you what one if you could answer my question who did you do

My question, who do you do? I spoof, okay. I spoof every day. But my orgasm has seemed to go away. Wait. A cold sand, wriggling spoof. The spoof that doesn't come with a cum. The cum comes out, but your mind and body doesn't. Orgasm, I know what you're talking about.

Well, one thing that you could consider my friend it's just jacking it a little bit harder oh or maybe jacking it softer for a few days it'll take a minute but your sensitivity will come back I just your advice I jerked it real hard. Spoof came out. Red as a vase. Oh my god. It was blood all over my hands.

I put it all in a couple of cans. This feels very irresponsible. I'd like to check in with the constable. Constable. Constable. Constable. Constable. Constable. Constable. What do you say, sir? I tender my resignat-

Stop the music. Is the interval happening by the way? In a bit. So for the audience, this is the interval. You can go if you want, but the show keeps going. The show does keep going, and it's an important plot point. I tender my resignation. When I first came to this town and was made constable, people knew when to come.

They knew what to do. But now because of this circus everyone comes And I look to the stars in their holy glory Lots of little spots of cum And the constable was shot dead on the street Hit it The constable's dead He's been murdered. Well, murdered by himself, shot himself in the head.

No, I thought that would be too triggering, so I changed the plot of Les Mis and made him get murdered. He was murdered. He was murdered? By who and where and why he was murdered? He was murdered? He was murdered? He was murdered? Ah, a murder mystery in Spolk Town.

Was it the butler with the candlestick? No, he was in the mansion. I didn't say... I finished with... He couldn't have been there. But in the drawer... in the drawing room. There's cameras in the mansion. Well, was it. But in the drawer, in the drawing room. This camera, this camera's an invention. Well, was it the professor in the library?

No, no, they were at the university. Let me be a bit, you don't know. The university has CCTV. But it has a library. Zach, he's building suspense and curiosity. Well, he could at least list people that don't have CCTV, alibis. Was Mr Green... Talk now, talk.

Okay, now sing now sing in the library maybe with the candlestick could be in the library now there is CCTV in the library and we know he was there but maybe it was CCTV then just watch the fucking footage and find out who it was if you know who did it. There was no CCTV on the street where he was moving. So then why, so. But there's CCTV in the mansion, the library, and the university. What about the drawing room?

And the drawing room. Oh, and the drawing room all of a sudden. Yeah, so there's CCTV in every, so what's happened is we can eliminate them as witnesses because they have good alibis. Alibis, my oh my. I was in the pool room with the candlestick and the bright- Who are you? My name is Tony O'K. Tony O'K is my name. I look around at things all the time and I think

Things are fine when I see you there with your cup and a brine drinking it up Thinking it's fine. I'm Tony okay That's what I say I look around and I see Another pleasant day. The man is dead. His name was Fred.

Comfortable Fred. Dead today. I'm Tony OK. Oh yes, Tony OK. What do you say? I say my name is OK. And today's my day. Everyone here's got something to say

I say, say it to me I'm Tony okay Whatcha doin? Where you been? What's going on? Talk to me I'm Tony okay Got one thing to say

What's going on? What's going on today? Tony O.K. has come to save us Tony O.K. has come to fix our problems Tony O.K. is gonna solve this murder Tony O.K. And bring peace back to Spoov town Number one Are you Tony O.K.?

Tony O.K. Today sirs not your day sirs Back to Sporth Town Number one. Are you Tony? Okay, Tony, okay Today sirs not your day sirs Where have you been? What did you do? Before you came in here and said how'd you do never has there been a crime? Particularly one related to come that Tony okay hasn't sold Tony okay here to save the day. What's he good to say? What's going on today? My name is Tony Tony okay where you been? What did you do? And where were you at quarter past two? Me?

Yeah. Tony OK. Let him speak. Yeah, I'm just going to hype you up a bit more. Tony OK asks the questions that matter. He's gonna find ya and maybe he'll flatter. He'll be mad, he'll be polite. Whatever it takes to solve the cum crime. Thelonious Pee is what they call me. I'm a local man in this vicinity. Well that's okay by me. Now where were you at a quarter to three? Well I was at the zoo studying I heard a knock at the door, where were you at four?

Well at four I was on the floor You smell of chives, where were you at five? I feel like you're just asking because they all rhyme You got no dick, what were you doing at six? Yes. Well... Tony OK, you gotta solve... Tony OK, you gotta solve the crime

and checkin' what you're doing every single time. Tony OK, He's gonna say Everything he needs to say A man is in heaven Where were you at seven? I was in the shops Reading a book Were you on a date?

At a quarter to eight? I was in bed Reading instead I see you're drinking brine Did you get that at nine? I was reading the Bible not being rival It's your favorite channel. Is it ten? No, it isn't Ben Bible I won't accept this libel Bible is your name Ben Where were you at 10? At 10 I was asleep

You wouldn't hear a peep All right, I believe you. 11. No, I just take it to not up until 10. Oh great. That's okay. I'm Tony Okay, now you Oh wait, I gotta do your chorus thing Another witness off the books. We know we didn't do it thanks to Tony OK. Let me talk to Kevin. He'll solve it, no matter what.

The Tony OK, he ain't a flop. My name is Kevin and I live by the docks. I don't do nothing without me socks Well, if your name is Kevin, where were you at? Okay, I was at the docks doing some drugs. Have you played at? Elf Elf Elf Delph Do a deep no self, you know like a self Do a dick, no. Self? You know like a self?

A self-ass. Rash? Yeah, self. Himself. Yeah. Go and do the movie. Um, uh. Shelf?

Shelf. Shelf. Movies. No, I got something. I just got a... On the same time. Tony O'K. The song's over.

Give me the chorus and then... No, I got nothing. I got nothing. Shelf. Tony O'K. Shelf. Shelf. Shelf.

Leap. Shelf. The act of let us leave. Shelf. Shelf. The act of shelving some shelves. So you did some drugs, you did shelve. Some drugs you did shelve. Where were you at 12? Or midnight you could say. Are those Ikea shelves? Where were you at 12?

Yeah, that's good. I was at the dock. Now I have a different voice. Doh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tony, okay, has come to town. We used to have really big frowns, but since we saw him walking down the street, we thought, well, how about this man's heat? You weigh a ton. Where were you at one? I was down at the docks. Doing things. Did you smell like poo?

Did you want a quarter to two? I was down at the docks. I did a poo that time. Tony okay. Stop this. Tony okay? Stop the music. Stop the music. Tony, stop the music!

I'm not okay! Tony O'K is not okay. A man has died in Spoof City. A man has died in Spoof City. I came to Spoof City to see the Spoof Circus. Tony O'K is not okay. I wanted to see the mayor's daughter spoof on the floor in the wall. Yeah.

He wanted to see the mayor's daughter do a spoof, but then she prematurely ejaculated and even though she put conditioner in her penis it wouldn't spoof out. A nuclear bomb went off. A nuclear bomb went off in the town over. And then a man died. A man died. Call me Tony, not OK. Oh no, Tony OK's been shot. Curtains.

Wow. Oh wow. So what did you think of the play? I thought it was bad. Yeah, it was bad because it was an improvised podcast. Yeah, yeah, that's what it felt like to me. One, it was too short. When I see a musical, I want it to be at least an hour and a half. I do it too. But to be fair, it felt like an hour and a half.

What it needed was a strong 11 o'clock number, you know what I mean? It needed memories or something. I think once they get a... For the off-broadway run It was fine But if they get a memories in there and if they learn all their lines and stop improvising I thought the Tony okay song where he went through every number on the clock. I like Tony. Okay Tony okay, they should bring him in earlier. Yes. You can't bring in the detective who's gonna solve the crime Yeah minutes to go. Yeah, I'm certainly so I think the pre-recorded music was tough as well. I'm certainly excited to see in a few weeks or months the Broadway version

with a live pianist. That's something I'm excited to see and I think is worth another half an hour. It's catchy music, it's great characters, it's a lot of spoof. What did you think of the stunt casting of Matt Smith from Doctor Who and the Crown? I just thought he wasn't a strong enough theatre actor. What? The stunt casting of Matt Smith. Tony O'Kay was played by Matt Smith. Right. Even though the role was originated when it was at the Theatre Royale, Mark Bonanno played him. They recast it as Matt Smith for the off-Broadway Chicago run. I love what it's doing with the form. When I see shows I like to go, okay, well I've

not seen that. And the idea of an interval being called, but then everyone going backstage with that being on stage and everyone reacting to the show going badly Yeah, and then later an interval being caught and a real interval being called but it being an optional interval Yeah, and then a key plot point happened during you can go if you want a lot of the audience are complaining as well But it was free. So I don't really have a fucking like to stand on in my opinion, you know, we put on for free like stand on in my opinion. You know, we put it on for free. They gave it, I gave it three stars, that's what I give it. I run a small Edinburgh Fringe review website,

so I gave it five stars. Yeah, nice. And then they'll put you on the poster. Yeah. Hey, do you guys wanna go get like an espresso or some cake at Brunetti now? Yeah, dude, which one? I think they're still open.

Do you wanna go to Ligon Street, or do you wanna go to the one? Just down. Little Collins, is it? Do you want to go to Ligon Street or do you want to go to the one on Little Collins? Yeah, we could go to the one on Little Collins. And to you joining us, you're free to join us. Leave where you are right now and head to Flinders Lane. Is it Flinders Lane? The Brunetti's on Flinders Lane. We will be there for a coffee.

Right now. And then we're going to go, we're going to get lunch in The Graves. Yeah, we'll gonna go, we're gonna get lunch in the graves. Yeah, we're gonna- The grave street. That's what Melbourne's all about. The laneways of Melbourne. And the laneways of Melbourne are what it's all about. It really is.

This is Lord Mayor Sally Kapp who's just walking. Hi Sally. It's all about the laneways and we're gonna do a little walking. We're gonna make a, you're like Chicago, you're gonna walk along the arrow. Thanks for coming in Lord Mayor Sullycap.

Now what's on in Melbourne this month? We are the city of live events and live music. I'd like to see Sydney try. Any good theatre? Yes, Jass Spuffin. Wicked? Is it Jass Spuffin? Oh yeah, Wicked?

Jass Spuffin has just opened at the Comedy Theatre for a limited run. Wicked's on, um, Groundhog Day has finished up by the time this comes out. Sally Cap, you're stepping down. Yeah. Yeah I am. Why? Uh, people have figured out that I'm Jon So wearing the skin of another person. Really? Yeah, that's the trick. Wow. Really? Yeah, that's the trick.

Wow. What do you mean that's the trick? Uh, in democracy, if you want to stick around longer... What do you mean that's the trick? ...you just wear the skin of another person. Is that your trick or is that the trick that everyone's doing? That's what everyone's doing. I think that's illegal.

You think Dutton isn't Howard wearing the skin of a former cop? Really? I don't think so. I don't think that. I've never seen them in the same room to be fair. Do you want me to get your photo? I think they have been in the same room. No, I'm sure photos exist.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure they have. He's never seen it. I've never seen it. Unrelated. Would that help? Help what? Like you understand?

It would help me see them in the same room. Absolutely. Who would help you believe that they're not, one's not the other. I don't believe they're the same person. I was just saying, almost separately, that I've never seen those two in the same room. Am I not allowed to say things anymore? I've not seen... Oh, I know. I know. I've never seen Zach and Mark in the same room.

That's a good point. Can either of you say that? Well, no, I think you're the only person here that has seen Zach and Mark in the same room. I've probably seen you both. I've never seen Zach and Mark. I've only ever seen Mark and he's only ever seen Zach. Yeah, yeah. Not in a reflection or a recreation.

Yeah, I guess I see, right now I can see Zach's hands and Mark. Yeah. Isn't that wild that for the vast majority of human history no one saw their own reflection except for in water and shit. Or on film. No this is an episode 401 is it? Two. Two I think. This is maybe 402. I just want to say one thing. I got confused. As we're celebrating our 403rd episode with spoof whatever the fuck I was. I just want to say boys sometimes you need to stop and breathe and look at where your life is at yeah and You know, I think you said it a few episodes ago Broden

We used to do this like in a crawl space and here we are in a big fancy studio And here we are in a big fancy studio I'm a 34 year old man talking about spoof. I've never been more ashamed of myself. Mm-hmm And ashamed of both of you It's disgusting. It's pathetic. Mm-hmm, and I couldn't think of two better people to do it with there. It is. Absolutely I've spoofed. Oh. You've been listening to the Auntie Donna podcast.

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