Aunty Donna Podcast - The Kellogg's Trilogy

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

A conversation between two doctors and a PhD in fart.  LINKS  Follow @theauntydonnagallery on Instagram https://bit.ly/auntydonna-ig   Become a Patreon supporter at http://auntydonnaclub.com/   CREDITS  Hosts: Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, & Mark Bonanno   Producer: Lindsey Green Digital Producers: Nick Barrett, Jim Cruse & Tanya Zerek Audio Imager: Mitch Calladine  Supervising Producer: Elise Cooper   Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh  Join The Aunty Donna Club: https://www.patreon.com/auntydonnaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey everyone, welcome to the Aunty Donna podcast. That's right, I brought in a prop. I brought in some little cereals and believe it or not, we got three podcasts out of that. And this is the third one in which we talk about Kellogg's, we talk about cereals, we talk about the size of them which is small, assorted cereals, eight sachets of them. And we talk about that in this podcast and it's crazy and it's fun. And if you want to see the visuals of the cereals, which almost rhymed, head over to Auntie Donna Club dot com.

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Or that may have been a couple of weeks ago. I don't know. We don't know about the rollout. We decided, now we would never normally do this. Sorry, my phone went off. But we decided to record another one straight after. We would never normally do this, but as we were packing up to leave, having done our one podcast for the week, Broden said, wait a second.

If how come you get a cereal? Oh, I want a cereal. You did say that. And I said, can't just grab a cereal on your way out. And he said, no, no, no, I want a cereal moment is how he described it. I want a cereal. I'm a serial killer. I want to get that cereal into my. That's not what I said. That's not what I said. I want to get that serial into my family.

That's not what I said. That's not what I said. And I want to get a bunch of people. That's not what I said. Sometimes I get an urge that I can't hold down to kill people and I get in my van. This is what Broden said. Broden Kelly said, I get in my van, I kidnap them and I kill them. I got garbage bags taped to those windows. I didn't say any of this.

So no one can see it and like 50 air fresheners just hanging from the roof in the back of that van. So you can't smell the corpses or see them. No I didn't. I've killed 25 people mostly in Western Australia and South Australia, but sometimes when I can't hold it in for the drive to South Australia, I've done about seven in Victoria, he said. I started on ruse. I started when I was a kid, out in the paddocks, seeing the roos and gutting them.

Sorry. Sorry, no you didn't say that. No, that wasn't you. What you said was, I'd love some Kellogg's. Sorry. It's Kellogg's cereal. I misremembered when you said, I'd love to have a bowl of Kellogg's cereal. I remember that as a really detailed life story of the other kind of cereal killer that

kills women and children. But that's not what, you never said anything like that. You didn't start on ruse and that didn't satisfy your hunger. And you've never killed our person, let alone many people, and you never said anything like that. You said, I'd like to have my pick of that variety pack. Yeah. I think you said, I'd like to have my pick of that variety pack. Yeah. I think you said, is there any sustain?

And I said, no, all the sustain's gone. You said not, I collect people in the back of my van. Any of those things we said, that stuff about the air freshener, I don't remember now that I think about it. You never said anything like that. No, I think you said, are there corn flakes? Yeah. And I think now that I'm really thinking about it, when I said that thing about crossing state lines and killing people in SA and WA, actually what you said is, did

Zach have both Coco Pops? Yeah. So you wanted to have some cereal, bro, and tell us a little bit about, I guess, your desire for cereal. Yeah, I'd like to know what you look for in a cereal. What are you, are you looking for grain, brands? Are you looking for whole grains? Are you looking for the weight?

Does the weight come into it? Thanks for asking. In answer to your first question, what do I look for with a cereal? No, that was the second question. No, that was the second question. The first question was like... Desire, something about desire. When did you first feel this desire for cereal?

That's what you asked me first? It was something like that. And I would say not in your life, I would say today. This particular instance. Is it hot in here? Oh, it's scorching. Is it warm? Oh, it's like... It's a fucking killer in here. Can you turn up the cool?

I'm gonna turn up the cool a little bit Zach we need to start not doing Whatever like with whatever during the podcast getting up getting a coffee controlling the temperature of the room These are things there we have breaks in between episodes episodes each recording of an episode in which normally we do these tasks. Check our phones, send an email if we need to. This opening five minutes might be where someone gives us a crack. Yeah and if one, if one person doing the podcast can't even sustain their attention.

Well isn't that on you guys? If you can't even keep me interested how you must be doing a bad job at it. I feel, it's my fault. I know it's my fault and I hate myself for it every day. Yeah, it's your fault. That I can't, I'm not on. So you're going to apologize? I'm not, I'm getting there. I'm working towards it. You're going to apologize to me for distract, making me feel bored and distracted? I'm sorry that you feel bored and distracted.

You're sorry that you make me feel that way. All right. I am sorry that I make you just because I guess I'm a dumb cunt. Sure. Um, then I make you feel bored and distracted. So you're going to apologize for all those times that I've walked out of the podcast and I've done, and like last week I got a like last Don't do it. I feel like my apology covered mark You know what? I don't feel it covered eight years of this podcast. I don't feel it covered it

I want you to apologize for me walking out of the room sometimes I Do I didn't say my name yeah, you want this officially recorded I mark Samuel Bonanno Apologize whole fartedly Do I need to say my name? You want this officially recorded? I, Mark Samuel Bonanno, apologize whole-heartedly. I'm not joking. No, I'm not taking the piss. I'm just trying to it's comedy podcast. Wholeheartedly. Great. As much as there are energies, as much as the energy from sustain comes from whole grains, I whole heart, but this apology comes from my whole heart. I mentioned catalogues. And I heard you and I'm working towards it.

It's not an easy thing to just drop into an apology. Catalogues. You just talked about sustain. The word or the brain. I'll become a theater apology soon. Yeah, because I found an in. I found an in. And in a way, having said sustain, I have mentioned catalog and in a way having said sustain I have mentioned Kellogg's in a way

If you want me specifically say Kellogg's you're gonna give me some time to work it in because that's a hard one to work in Work it in Much like wood when chopped down into logs, okay Kellogg's into logs. Okay. Cal logs. Just apologize. I'm sorry. Brandon you sorry for all the times I've walked out of the podcast? Zach if I could take back every instance where I have made you feel bored and need to walk out of this room because I'm not bringing it whether that's with heightened characters, with being the straight guy, I apologise. That's good and I forgive you both.

Great. Thank you. And if I walk out again, whose fault is it? It's ours. Yeah. That's our fault. Yeah. And if I have cereal instead of talking into the microphone, whose fault is it?

That's ours. That's ours. We didn't keep your in. That's our job. It might not just be the entertainment, might be other reasons. Just remember whose fault it is. Stink? Stink if we smell bad, is it because we smell bad? Could be. Could be. Thank you for your apology guys. That's a big movement forward in our healing. I knew it was going to, I thought it might be a stink. My partner rolled over this morning and

like just went to me, you fucking stink. You fucking stink today. Yeah. This is your partner, yeah, your life partner. They abused you as you woke up. Did they really say you stink? And when you have a fucking stench about you, it's making me sick to my stomach. Did they really say that? Yeah. That's rude. Wow. Is this a one-off? Yeah. And to be fair, I like, diarrhoea'd all in the bed. Hmm. Hmm. Okay.

And she said, well, and she said, you fucking stink. I have diarrhoea all on my leg. Hmm. Did she? That's some context, I think, because I was about to say things, I was about to make decisions on who was the good guy, who was the bad guy. Still haven't decided, I don't know, but I think that was an important piece of him. That was an important piece of the puzzle.

She said, is that diarrhea on my tummy? Because we spoon, and I'm always a little spoon. She said is that diarrhea on my tummy? You fucking stink. And then she said, is diarrhea in there? That's awesome, man. That's awesome. I have more questions on that. I think as men we need to be more vulnerable. Yeah. Are you, are you unwell? Do you have gastro or do you have some food poisoning or something or? What do you mean? Do you, are you or do you have some food poisoning or something? What do you mean?

Because there are other symptoms. Yeah, because why are you... No, I'm fine. Do you usually have wet poo? Wet poo? Yeah, like diarrhea? I mean, poo in general is a bit wet. Okay, okay.

Yeah. But it's not usually, I guess, it's not as, there's not as much wet, normal. Okay, okay. Can I ask you what your diet's like? You're eating fibre, it's okay if you're not, it just helps us know. I mean, yeah, like fruit, veggies, I ate a fair bit of fruit and veggies. This is the Doctors podcast where we talk about health, better health, better learning. And today we've got in someone who's fucked. And that's Mark.

Broden here, Dr. Broden here is a general practitioner. GP, focus, obstetrician. Obstetrician, a bit of time in pediatrics as well. I of course have, I had my run, I did do a short time as a GP, but now I work in cosmetic surgery so I can talk about those nips and tucks and those sorts of things as well. And this episode is brought to you by CeraVe. What is that? Moisturiser.

Nice clean base moisturiser, no scents attached, great for sensitive skin. Like QV? Very similar. Similar, yes. Now, Mark, you were telling us about your wet poo diarrhea. I have a question. Do you drink? Do you smoke?

Yes. How much a day would you say? I drink smoke maybe three times a day. No, no, no. I just want to clarify there no, no, no. Just want to clarify there something Dr. Zach. Are you drinking smoke? Yeah.

Or are you drinking and smoking? Oh, I'm so sorry. There was a comma there. There was an inferred comma. I'm sorry. You need to be clear because otherwise. I think it was clear. Your job and yet I didn't understand.

Well, that's touched on a very good point point Mark, and something that our audience often love is we're drilling down on something that is a point of communication between doctor-patient. How much are you communicating with your doctor and could you do more? Should you be drinking as much smoke as you are drinking? Because we don't know about the health impacts of drinking. Are you a doctor or are you a man with thyroid? I have a PhD. In what?

Fart. A PhD in fart. PhD in fart. What's the thesis? Excuse me? What was the thesis in the fart PhD? What do you mean? Do you mind if I look it up? Pardon? Excuse me? What was the thesis in the part of Ph.D.? What do you mean?

Do you mind if I look it up? Pardon? Do you mind if I look up your Ph.D.? You can look it up, absolutely. It rises. Now, my question for you, doctors. You're not on here as a doctor. I'm not?

You're here as a guest, who we're talking to about the health issue. Look, for breakfast this morning, I had a brownie and milk. I know. That's real. That's real, I had a wet brownie. I got some oat milk, and I wet it,

I wet it with some milk. I got a brownie. Whether you're a doctor in fart, Can I ask doctor in fart or not is not why you're here. Right. You're here because you're diarying in bed. It's affecting your works. Once. Yeah. It's affecting your life.

It's affecting your partner's life. It's affecting your relationship with the people around you. She was cool with it. Did I not mention that? What did you say she said when you woke up? Oh yeah, right. But it's more how she, how she said it. How did she say it?

She went, oh, is that diarrhea on my belly? You- She was like, you stink. So- Did I not do it in that tone? I'll let you be, I'll be honest. As a doctor, I'd talk with patients heaps every day. Well, yeah. And- I'm a doctor too.

Despite, yeah, but I don't think you're a medical doctor. Well, because I just looked up your PhD thesis and it's, is this yours? The rising gas and exploration of farts in pre-haze code Hollywood? Oh no, that was a colleague of mine. Oh sure. Yeah. Where's your thesis? What's your thesis? Oh mine, it was too good to post.

So that would mean you're not a doctor then? No no no. Was it published? Explain, describe, publish. Are you published? If you're a doctor you know what I mean. I live, I breathe, I have consciousness. Are you published?

In a way we're all published. Are you published? If you're a doctor, you know what I mean. I live, I breathe, I have consciousness. In a way, we're all published. I have another problem. I'm a published human being in the sense that my mother published me to this earth. My mother and father got together, they wrote the song of love and they published me. So am I published? Yeah, we all are. When you performed as your girlfriend the second time, Zach's on board with that. Dr. Zach's on board with that.

Hey, you can't deny that! When you re-performed as your partner, the first time it was aggressive and then you re-contextualise it, I'm going to be honest for me, despite the positive performance, it still seemed like she would be upset. But isn't it a lesson in it's not what we say, it's how we say it? No, it's a lesson in that that's not true. It's also a lesson in... Oh, hey, you stink like shit and there's shit everywhere.

Mark, even if... Do it more sexy though. Even if you... Oh, you stink like shit and there's shit everywhere. Now, see? That did change it. See? I guarantee there's at least one listener that liked that a little too much. You're good on them. And did change it. That's C. I guarantee there's at least one listener

that liked that a little too much. Good on them. And good on them. And good on you. Because, hey, we're doctors and that's okay. Can I say, Mark, listen, I don't mind if you and your partner engage in shit play. Please try to be hygienic.

Yeah, I was not playing. Sure. So what worries me- I wasn't fucking around. Is the implication in your story is there's a lack of control. You've got a lack of bowel control. Now that could be due to a number of bodily issues. It could be down to your sphincter.

But it's also because of the menu, because you have to get two every time you order. You can't just get one. You can't just get one bow. So bow control is difficult because when I order at a restaurant- You just want more. And is that why you've got diarrhea, do you think? I'd like to drill down on your diet because I am worried about you diarrheaing during your sleep. I bow specifically.

You mean exclusively? I know what I meant. I'm a doctor. In what? Fart. Mike, what do you mean you eat bough specifically? As in you eat with precision? When I eat, there might be two, three food around me, but if there's not specifically

bowel, and if it's in a controlled environment as well, or uncontrolled, I will specifically eat bowel. Can I ask about your diet? Because I'm concerned that you're sleeping and potentially doing diarrhea while you sleep. You're not even rising, you're not even waking. You're having diarrhea while you sleep. Tell me about your sleep habits. Well, I had a bad dream as well that might fold into the mix. Do you want to talk through the dream? Well, yeah, if you think it's worth it.

Sometimes, often I find the lowest form of conversation is what I dreamt about. But in this instance... No, it's really important. ...it was a really exciting kind of dream. You felt you couldn't rise from this sleep. Is your friend doctor just on their phone texting you? I'm Googling your... He's questioning whether you're a doctor.

I'm trying to Google your... I'm looking up... My credentials. For full disclosure, I think... Pea think, it's kind of hard to find. He doesn't believe you're a doctor. Really? Because to be a doctor in fart is a very heightened absurd notion. And you only said you're a doctor after we said we were doctors.

You were on that too. Oh, so I plagiarised you, did I? No. Well copied then, sorry if you don't understand the word. Okay yeah you copied us yeah. Right right right. I reject that wholeheartedly as a as a notion and the notion of the no the motion of the notion of the motion of the notion of the motion of the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory. Is this your thesis here? Bloodhound Gang, Jimmy Popp said that.

The notion of your ocean, we know him. The motion of your ocean, we know him. The motion of your ocean, that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory. Hinting at the fact that he- This sounds pretty introductory. Yes. Because I believe he's referring to having a tiny dick. Blood hand gang. Small craft advisory.

No, no, it's saying that she is saying, and this is all in my thesis and you can read this up. She's saying, I don't want no little dick. You can read this up. I don't want no, you can read this up. There's no, I don't want no little dick. Oh, so you were talking about, see, because, so that would mean this, this thesis here, flatulence and the Byzantines, the ongoing impacts of Roman cultural norms on the attitude

toward farts in the early Byzantine Empire is not yours. No, no, no. That was my colleagues. Oh, sure. There was a class of thousands. On fart? Oh, yeah. Thousands of PhD students. Oh, yes.

So firstly, thousands, a class of thousands of PhD students. It was, yes. We had to have our seminars in the state theater, boy. Seminars, seminars for PhD students. In the state theater, there were so many of us back then. All for fart? Or just generally? Some, it was a, they were doing a bachelor of arts

and it was an elective Bachelor of Arts, so, you know a bachelor and a bachelor and a PhD are very different things. Yeah. Yes, but to get to to to some We're more advanced than others. I have not time wasting here on my Educational sorry, but the way I I I am a doctor, damn it. Oh great, I accept that. I'm happy to move forward. Should have said bachelor of farts. That is disgusting.

And anyone that has a PhD in fart would be horrified to hear you say that. It takes the piss. And there was not one PhD in piss in the whole class but it takes the piss. Does that make sense? Like a thief in a in a in like a thief, where's somewhere they keep piss? In a bag? In a bag? I mean like a building, an institution. Come on, you're a doctor, you should know this. We keep pissing fridges.

Um, yeah, but where's the fridge? Hospital? Yeah. Is there a piss room where they keep the piss? No, it would be a medical room. Like a thief in a medical room. Like a weird thief in a medical room. You are taking the piss. Why you think you, why you think you got wet shits and why you drink and smoke?

Well, I drink smoke because. Sorry. And how? How? Liquid smoke. Which is? What, what is that? Where are you getting?

Get a little jar, you get it in the spice section. Really? Yeah, it's, they put the smoke flavour into a liquid, it's better to actually smoke your meats. Right, right, right. When I came back... You're drinking that. Well, yeah.

That's bad. That's probably... That's giving you diarrhoea. That's probably why you're drinking straight liquid smoke. You haven't even heard about my dream. Hey, did you write popular farts, musical and lyrical themes of flatulence in popular music 1996 to 2010? No, that was my colleague.

Really? Yes. Well, because you would, it must be something very adjacent to that. Adjacent? Yeah, because you were talking about popular music and farts before. I think this cunt's lying. I think this guy's lying. No, I'm not lying. Look it up! As a doctor, I signed a Hippocratic oath to even if someone's full of shit, and this guy

isn't because he put it all on his bedsheets, is to help him despite his lies and to instead of going, you're lying, find out why is he lying so my question to you is doctor in psychology no I'm just help people every day he's he's a he's a mm like he's he's not a he's a medical doctor he's not a PhD doctor I I am I have a PhD in in basically you know the little bump you know the little oh yeah I'm still a little no, you know the little bump? You know the little, the little, no, no, you know when people have a nose and they've got a little bump at the end?

So the nose is like a little slope and a little bump. The bridge. So it's like a little, it's like a little pixie nose and it's a straight sort of down and then right at the end it's like boop and it's like a little Disney nose. Is it the bridge? I don't think that's the bridge. No, it's like who, like people who look a bit like Whovians. Whovians.

You know like little boop, boop, you know the little boop at the end? Oh yeah, I'm aware. You know how a lot of celebs now- The Whovians reference got it for me. Yeah. They get rid of the, they get rid of the bit at the top and they add a little boop at the end. I invented the boop at the end.

You invented the boop at the end. That's what I got my PhD in. Oh, because he does plastic surgery. In the boop, is your thesis called book in the end No, it's called Rhino plasty processes and innovations with Five I don't have a PhD I was You're the only one with a PhD here now what is your not a doctor no, I'm a doctor I don't have a PhD

He doesn't have a medical doctor medical doctors The fact that you don't know that is fucking weird, man. No, only, but you see, I only don't know that because my PhD was so specific and intense Yeah. that we had no time to talk to others. What about when you were doing your Bachelor of Arts? When I was doing my Bachelor of Arts,

I was doing it very different to you boys. Because I was a bachelor and I was very artistic. So I spent my time fucking and painting. Sure. Sure. Okay. What was your dream? My dream was a better world. A better world where people looked after each other, loved each other, took care of business before they took care of themselves.

That was my dream too. I used to work, I used to volunteer at Medecins Sans Frontieres. I love that patisserie. Actually it's a global charity. All right. Goes into war zones, supplies medicine without borders. They sell penne chocolate though? They do sell they are.

No, no, they, it's free medical care. Freons. In drought zones and war zones. Anyway, the point is. And lady fingers. Well, in fact, I wasn't getting my freons. I'd get back and I'd say, God, I could go a freon, but I don't have any money because I've just been, you know, working for peanuts for medicine, so on frontier. And I thought,, God, I could go free on, but I don't have any money because I've just been,

you know, working for peanuts for Medicine St. Frontier and I thought, you know what? At the nut shop. Enough of that. I'm going to become a plastic surgeon. Look, that's fine, but I'm sorry. Are you an elephant? Yes. Excuse me?

Yes, I am an elephant. Well that explains why they were paying him in penance. Yeah, if you haven't noticed he's a big grey elephant. Well I do now, now that it's pointed out. Now are you a Thai elephant or an African elephant? African elephant. They're the bigger elephant. And I can stand on a ball, for I come from the circus.

Oh, back in the circus. Did they treat you well there? Pardon me? Did they treat you well? No. Tell us of the tortures. It wasn't torture, more neglect, you know, I was on it. They put me on a truck. Mistreatment. Yeah. They're a wonderfully smart animal and they look on humans as if we are cute, but my question to you is this dream of a better world. Oh yes, carry on. This is the dream you had while you were asleep while you were shitting liquid? No, no this is just the dream in general that I have for the world.

It's like I want, need, desire. Yes, thank you elephant. I feel we don't take care of the better man or beast. Thank you. You're welcome. Elephant. I'm a man. You can call me a man.

I'm a man of a different kind. Elephant man? You are nor a beast. No, not a man. Not John a man of a different kind. You are nor a beast. No, not John Merrick. Not John Merrick. I am, okay, so to describe what I look like because this is an audio medium, I don't look like John Merrick, but I do look in the same way that Bradley Cooper when he played John Merrick on stage, where he performed the deformities through acting alone, no makeup. I look, I am a man, I am an actor trying to prove themselves doing the physicality of

an elephant. One arm is my trunk, my head is a little tail. You understand? You're just wearing underpants. And I'm just wearing underpants. And I walk onto the stage every night. Is it a Doctor podcast? I walk onto the stage every night wearing underpants. And I, so I walk onto the stage every night. Is it a doctor podcast? I walk onto the stage every night in underpants. Doctors too. And the lights go dim, you can hardly see me. And I go from an actor and I transform into an elephant.

Yeah, beautiful. And you pay $78 for the cheapest ticket. Yes, and Bradley Cooper and you. So I just, excuse me, elephant. Sorry. $78 for the cheapest ticket. Yes, and Bradley Cooper and you. So I just, excuse me, excuse me, elephant. And you know how I knew that sound was not a fart. Do you know how I knew that? Cause you're a PhD in fart.

Cause I'm a goddamn doctor. Now you there, I want to drill down on this dream thing. Okay. What were you dreaming? Do you want me to make you a cereal while you talk about it? That'd be great. What flavour would you like? Flavour? Just right.

Flavour cereal? Just right. Flavour? What variety? What kind? Just right. Flavour works. No, not flavour. What flavour? Just right.

But flavour works. To quote Craig David, what's your... I just fundamentally disagree. But it works. What do you mean it works? He got what I meant and I got the answer. Yes, at the sacrifice of the dream, I mean, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. You quote Craig David, what's yours? I fundamentally disagree. But it works. What do you mean it works? He got what I meant and I got the answer. Yes, at the sacrifice of being factually incorrect. But it works, doesn't it? I asked, it works. Communism works. It doesn't.

No, it doesn't. So it doesn't work. But what happened there was I wanted to know what he wanted. I said what flavor he answered, it worked. Well, chocolate thanks. I'm a bit of an old soul, I guess I just do things in a different way. Because he said just right, there's no just right here. Yes there is. There's just right. There's NutriGrain. Hererigrain. There's Cornflakes. You'll have to see a man fall apart. There's Special K.

There's Sultana Bran. And there's... What's that last one that's in there? Doctor. Doctor, what's that last one that's in there? Just Right! It's Just Right! You happy? Just right's my favourite

flavour in the box. Yeah it is. I played you motherfucker. What? I knew there was just right in there. But in that moment, in your heart, you knew that the flavour thing worked. It started off very strong. I really really thought I was gonna work it there. Yeah. Now, hmm. Now, do you want oat milk or do you want oat milk? Or dairy. Dairy. You can have a mix. I don't want a mix. Not too much milk, so there's still some crone. Perfect. Milk for Broden. This has fallen apart.

Well! Give him the bowl, the bowl to Broden. Give him the bowl, just right to Broden. He hasn't had his breakfast and he wants some cereal. Give him the bowl to Broden. Give me your bowl, Mark. My bro has, my bowl, my bro, my bowl. Well, well, well.

My bowl does have. My bro. You know what, Mark? I knew you meant bowl. So I'll take it. But if I just said my bro has some old oat milk and brownie crumbs in it, I reckon you would have gone, your bro or your boll. You were looking at your boll, you were picking up your boll,

you say fuck shit sometimes. Yeah, but you still would have, you still even. I would have figured out you meant boll. No, I know you would have known. What I'm saying is you would have pointed it out. Are you not a doctor? Would you like some cereal, my man? No, I'm okay. You sure have pointed it out. Are you not a doctor? Would you like some cereal my man? No I'm okay.

You sure? I had a brownie earlier. We should call this the Kellogg's Trilogy. Yes we should. Oh no because we did one with Maria Bamford. We should call this the Kellogg's Trilogy. You don't want a Sultana brand? And the other one. Now, I have a question for you Broden.

In two words, describe how right that cereal is. It's not bad. Is it too right? Not right enough? It's not bad. Oh no. It's not bad. That's some good cereal.

Yeah. Oh no. It's not bad. That's some good cereal. Yeah Well, I have an appointment With a patient with the devil. No, not with the devil. No, you got an appointment with the devil. No, he Dr. Maloney looks after him now No, I don't. Stop saying that. Someone's got an appointment with the devil. I don't. I don't. Is there an early 90s thriller called appointment with the devil? I don't know.

Because that would be a great name for a mid 90s thriller. Starring Keanu Reeves. Because you're thinking of and I'm thinking of that one with the devil in it. Something with the devil. Constantine. Now, can we go around and just apologize to the audience for this episode? Oh yeah, absolutely. Did you want to start or do you want me to start? You start.

Uh, often when we come into the podcast studio, we don't have much to go off. We will usually do a pre-production meeting the day before where we discuss ideas. This week we didn't do that because we were all too busy. So we came in today with nothing other than... Fire in our bellies and passion in our hearts. Well, you could say that but then I would argue that the results don't show that. I had a box of Kellogg's variety pack in my car. I bought that in.

I thought that would be fun. We spoke to Maria Bramford today. We did three podcasts. No, I don't want it to bring back. You've added Maria Bamford and all brand together. And I like it. Did I say Maria Bramford? Broden wanted to bring back a crowd,

a fan favorite character. And instead we said, no, let's complete the cereal challenge. Well, I was just trying to give some context for why these last three podcasts have been so bad and I would like to apologize wholeheartedly. I would not, I would, I just want to make sure though I am not apologizing for the breakfast that I had this morning, which was a brownie in milk. It was delicious. It was strange, but it was delicious.

And I suggest everyone out there give that a go. Right in. Hey, look, this is a podcast we've been doing for over 400 episodes. Our goal is to come in every week and find some magic. Sometimes magic's there, sometimes it's not. I've loved these episodes. I genuinely have belly laugh. I've enjoyed them. if people find them disappointing

That's a shame, but just work. Don't you worry? We'll be back next week to bring you something real special and And I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, didn't really hit the sorry. I'm not but yeah, right. Good job boys I think it's better you don't apologize if you're not sorry. I just apologize. I'm sorry. Yeah, great I'm really proud of you're not sorry. I'll just apologise. I'm sorry. Yeah. Great. I'm really proud of you boys for doing that. So... You apologise. I don't feel I need to.

You apologise. I don't think I need to. I've had to apologise to you and the audience. And why is that? Because I'm terrible. Because it's whose fault? Mine. Great.

So... Wow. I forgot about that. Shit. When you put it like that, dude. It's yours that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you so much for listening Thank you. Thank you. Dr. Elephant Thank you, dr. Fart, you're welcome not doctor PhD Dr. Fart with a PhD in fart

I'm broded is your PhD in yourself With a PhD in fart. I'm brodden. Is your PhD in yourself? No, no, it's in fart. That's why he got the title of Dr. Fart. No, I changed my name after I got mine. Just to make things easier. Like how the Pope changes their name. To fart. Pope Fart.

Yeah, he changed his name to fart. Dr. Fart. My name is Dr. Pope Fart. Dr. Pope Fart. The second. Dr. Pope fart. The second. Oh yeah. You wanted to say something Broden? Number two. How was your cereal? It hit the spot. Because it was good. Just fantastic. Right. Oh yeah. Wrap it up. Let's wrap this one up. All right, well. We'll catch you next week. Just like a small, just like a.

You love these assimilies, don't you? Assimilies? Yeah. This is like this. Isn't that just assimilie? Because they are similar. Yeah. Just like a packet of cereal in a, you know, it's just a small portion of cereal in a Kellogg's

variety pack of assorted cereals, this episode is all wrapped up. And I would say just like a box of favourites, a box of roses, a tin of roses, just like a box or a tin of roses. I think they're boxes now. Sometimes you get a caramel one and sometimes you get one of those weird hard minty ones. It was a weird hard minty one today. But we hope that we gave you enough of a chocolate fix. Fucking hell.

Broden would you like to apologize to Ren? No, a simile. A simile. Oh, okay. Much like... Much like Coco Pops. Oh, fucking... Oh, that's a fucking good simile, Broden. I need to know.

Is it just simile? S-I-M. Or is it a simile? S-I-M-I-L-E. Imagine smile with one more I. But Broden is doing a simile now. We've done a simile. Yeah, we've done a similes.

And now Broden is doing a simile. Please Broden, you're a simile. You're a simile, Alan. You're a simile. You've always been a little a simile. You can do a simile or you can do a silly me. A silly me. Do a silly me.

I'm being a bit silly me. Yes you are. Well you are a doctor. He's still Elephant Man. Yeah. Not Elephant Man. I'm a man playing an elephant. He's a man that portrays a beast.

Like the Elephant Man by Bradley Cooper. No, the Elephant Man portrays a beast. Like, like the Elephant Man by Bradley Cooper. No, the Elephant Man is not a beast. He was treated as a beast by cruel circus people. Yes. I'm just an elephant. A man playing an elephant. Yeah, a Bradley Cooper type man. Like Coco Pops.

This episode was a little bit more crunchy than your normal podcast. Ah, yes, yes, Yes, yes, yes. But that is actually what some people prefer. Like a natural wine, the flavour was a little bit challenging, but this podcast would go well with a spicy fried chicken. And on that note. In that, in that it, you know, chicken white wine and the natural holds up to the spice. I understand.

Much like. What? I want you to do a simile. You want me to do a simile? I want you to do the simile. The simile. Do the simile. The simile.

To close this out, close this out on the simile. Do the a simile. What? I need you to do the a simile. Alright. Which is just the most synonymous, the ultimate a simile. I can only do my- If you want to know what kind of simile we want, it's like this simile has to be so perfect. Like a pair of

pants. Like the magical pair of pants with that America, in that movie starring America Ferreira and the cutie from that TV show. Barbie. Barbie. Pan Am., they're- Pan Am. Margot Robbie from Pan Am. She wasn't in Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. I'm talking about Alexis Bledel. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

There are pants in Barbie, though. There are, but they're not magical pants. Well, I got one. But they need to- I got one. This simile- I got one. But I'm doing- I got one. This simile-

I got one. But I'm doing a simile to explain the simile. I'm going to forget it. Hold onto it, but I just need you to know- Hold it, hold it. Don't listen to him. This simile needs to fit perfectly, like the magical pants of the sisterhood of the travelling pants.

Okay. Great job. Uh, bowls of cereal. Okay. This cereal. Yes. Of podcasts. Uh, I'm like, I'm hyping you, man. I heard a, uh, disappointed. No, no, I'm like, uh. Much like the bowls of cereal.

Oh. We, you can't tell me that wasn't disappointed. No, I'm excited. I'm hyping you up, bro. Much like the cereal. I can't read that one. It's because we were doing different sounds. Much like the cereal.

I'm just going to have to push through. Because you guys are teasing me and talking to me. We're humping you up. We're like giving you like little... Trying to fuck me. No, no, up. We're giving you like little... Trying to fuck me here. If I was trying to fuck you, then I would fuck you. I'm not some prize pig to be fucked.

I'm a doctor, dammit. I'm an elephant doctor. You're a beast. You're nothing but a beast. I'm wearing a tie. You are. Around my big elephant neck. Much like the cereal that is in our tummies. This cereal of podcasts has been digested by our audience and has caused, much like

me in the morn, some wet diarrhea poo. There it is. We came, we gave it a full, that's beautiful, Mark. Well done. Uh, Broden, you wanna promote your football podcast? So the footy with Broden. Every week we cover the ins and outs of the footy. I got a podcast with Michael from Mish.

You might know her from stuff we've done. Mark, you've got your podcast coming out. No I don't. Dumb cunt. What? Wow. That's what you just talked to various dumkunts. You're not the dumcom. The Dumkunt Chronicles with Mark.

With the slogan. Every Tuesday I talk to a different dumkunt. Find out why they're dumb. Why they cunt. The slogan takes one to know one. Takes one to know one. Because Mark's a dumkunt. Only on iHeartRadio. I will see you all next week. You've been listening to the Aunty Donna podcast.

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