Aware & Aggravated - 35. Alcohol

Episode Date: July 24, 2022

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Hi friends, I'm in a happy mood today like I'm a happy fucking dick right now So here I am to talk my shit and I'm gonna tell you all the things you need to know about drinking alcohol These are my requirements. These are my rules, bitch like there's so much more that goes into drinking Then you realize and I'm gonna tell you all the shit you need to know because the main thing you don't want to do is Feel like ass the next day like you don't want to do is feel like ask the next day. Like you don't want to feel like hell. So these are all of my tips to help you one not gain weight from drinking. That's coming up at the end though. And then two, how to not feel like shit, like how to not be hung over how to beat it.

Okay. And also I'm going to tell you a couple little tips and little tricks to take care of your body. Some do's and don't you know, cause we want to take care of your body, some do's and don't, you know, cause we wanna take care of that liver. I really wish I could say just kidding, but this is all the shit that I wish someone would've told me. Like, so I'm just gonna tell ya, ya all my friends. And I'm gonna give it to you straight.

So first thing I wanna talk about is like, the main things for beating a hangover that you can do when it comes to sleep, because that's the main reason you feel like fucking hell the day after drinking alcohol is because your quality of sleep is so bad Like alcohol will fuck with it But there's so many other things that ruin your quality of sleep So I'm gonna hit on a couple of things and then I'm gonna give you tips about actually drinking what to do and then what to do the next day Okay, so first things first. Let's talk about sleep. A lot of people don't know. You have to stop drinking three hours before you go to bed.

I like to say like two to three, because the bitch, you know when it's just real late and you just want to like a little extra shot. Like don't take it, okay? Don't fucking take it. Stop drinking at least two hours before you're gonna go to bed. Put the shot down, put the drink down, toss it out and switch it for some water, babe.

It takes around two hours for your liver to get rid of and filter out one drink or one shot. So your liver's already been working overtime, bitch, because we're drinking a whole bunch. We're drinking to get drunk. You're gonna be processing all night, but you don't want alcohol still in your system. It's gonna be in your system,

but you don't want your liver filtering out the most of it, while you're still trying to go to bed, because it's not gonna, you're not gonna see it good, you're gonna see it like ass, and then you're gonna feel like ass the next day. So next thing is no caffeine after 2 p.m. Oh my, guy, Leo, how the fuck could you say that? Like you really shouldn't be drinking caffeine

past 2 p.m. on any fucking day, because it ruins your sleep. So the half life of caffeine is 2 p.m. on any fucking day because it ruins your sleep. So the half life of caffeine is 5 hours. So that means caffeine is in your system for 10 hours. So if you're trying to go to sleep and you still have caffeine active in your system, guess what bitch, 2 and 2 is 4. You're not gonna fucking sleep good. So try to limit caffeine. You could drink it after like 3 p.m. 4 p.m. fine, but like you guys go to bed late. So that's just a really, really big tip.

It's no caffeine because I love you just pop a five hour energy or like a lot of bitches drink like espresso and martinis. I've never had one. I will let you know how they are once I do try one. But you'll never catch me at night drinking one because I want to go to sleep and I want to sleep Glate because I have shit to do the next day like every time I drink I have things to do like I'm busy now like I don't have to a day to just like fuck off So these are my things that like keep me in check So next we know we want to stay away from the stimulants and that also means no coke bitch fucking put the coke down Sorry, like I know a lot of people don't like to talk about that, but it's so prevalent in the going out scene.

Stop shoving shit in your nose. Okay? I know it's fun, ZZ's. I know you're like, oh my god, it's fine. Let's just do a little bomb. But a couple of baths is like, no, you're gonna sleep like, ask the next day. Like if you're gonna go out and party and drink and have fun, don't fuck yourself up. Okay?

Like an extra vacation. And you have like free time. Go ape shit. okay? Go have fun, be safe goddamnit, but like go have fun if you're on a vacation, but like don't go out like downtown in your city and be doing coke, that's not cute. Don't do that, it's not worth it the next day. You know what I mean? Like you're gonna be chemically imbalanced one, but two you're gonna sleep like ass, so no blow, keep that fucking shit away from you okay next thing we're gonna talk about is nicotine and a lot of people be talking shit on the fact that I like to have a little cigarette here and there until they get some

alcohol in them and then it's oh can I hit it can I take a drag oh funny how the tables turn how can I hit that vape well bitch weren't you just talking shit on me for having a vape and now you want to hit it? Look at you cook it out. I see you But yeah nicotine is a good stimulant good bitch. Don't let me say it's a good stimulant Don't listen to me if you are under 21 don't listen Nicotine is a stimulant, but it's not gonna fuck your shit up that bad So I'd say cut that shit out like two hours before you're gonna go to bed I want to say three to four hours, but let's be realistic. Okay, just fucking stop

hitting your vape like as soon as you can before you're gonna go to sleep and just trust me on that one because it is a stimulant. It's not like as bad as caffeine where it's gonna like keep you up and fuck with your sleep but it's still will fuck with your sleep a little bit. But I know sometimes when you're trying to get ready to go out or you're like, on the way, you're feeling a little tired, you want something to pick me up, but you don't wanna do no caffeine,

you need something, so I can't take everything away from you. All right, I'll give you at least a little fucking vape. All right, fine. I'm not talking to you personally, this is just how I talk to myself. Baby myself, I'm like, okay, all right, fine. You whiny, ask your tired, hit your little vape, here you can have that.

Like, I have to get myself things to keep me going. Cause like, if I can't have a five hour energy, then you think I'm just gonna raw dog it? That's a little difficult. Like, unless there's a really, really good song run, or you're with really fun people, that'll let get you boosted back up, but I totally get it.

But those are my tips on stimulants. So now, let's move into drinks and the first thing I'm going to say is sugar. Stay the fuck away from it. It is going to make you hung over as a bitch. Anything with sugar in it. Don't do it. Oh my god. Okay. I can't explain to you how much that will fuck you up. Like anything with sugar in it you have to watch out for. So if if you're gonna do sodas, do diet sodas. If you're gonna do mixers, don't add anything with fucking sugar.

Diet soda is fine. Grow up and just drink it. I know a lot of people that drink regular soda, like diet doesn't taste these good. Bitch, shut up and just drink the fucking liquor. Do you wanna be hung over or not? Okay, great, so listen. The good thing about diet sodas,

I don't wanna say the good thing, cause y'all are gonna misconstrue everything I fucking say. But the thing that I like about diet sodas is Aspertaim makes you drunker faster. And it's scientifically proven. Like I posted a TikTok saying that a while ago and people were like, no the fucking doesn't shut up, you're a liar.

And I'm like, you dumb shit, fucking pull up Google. And it will be right there in front of your face. There's plenty of studies that have been done, that prove that Asperer team makes you jogger faster. So just shut up and just drink the fucking diet soda. Okay, but my main point with all this is stay away from sugar. Don't drink anything with sugar in it

if you're gonna get a margarita. Say a skinny margarita so they don't put the agave and they actually fucking shitty near alright but just switch to diet trust me on that just trust me on it and stay away from any sugary shot so like a green tea a white tea a lemon drop a fucking what is the blue one what's the blue like the snicker not snicker little dumbass the pixie sick shot oh my, those are so fucking good, but don't drink them. Don't drink anything with sugar, I'm telling you, I know how hard it is to have to be the picky one of the friend group, but trust me, when you wake up in the morning you're gonna

thank God, oh you're really gonna thank me, for not letting you drink the sugar we shit, like when I go to the bar everyone's like what do you want, and I'm like shot at skillet. I don't like a drink, we know that, but I don't like a drink we know that but I don't like a lot of liquid because I don't want to have to fucking pee but also like I don't want sugar I don't want mixers I don't want anything that's gonna make me more hung over than I'm already gonna be so just remember me saying no sugar okay stay the fuck away from it like the plague. Another little tip that a lot of people talk about is drink a glass of water between each drink or shot but for me personally this to got them much. Every other shot, every other drink I'll have some water. I feel like that's more feasible

because like I said I don't like to have to pee while I'm out because like once you break the seal you're fucked you know. So I try to keep my liquid intake low. I'd have to pee while I'm out. Cause like once you break the seal, you're fucked, you know? So I try to keep my liquid intake low. I'd have it just take a shot, take it to the face and like keep walking. I don't need a fucking like whole drink. I'm grown. I can handle the shot, you know? My little tip for not getting too drunk too fast

or not getting too drunk is get drinks that taste like shit. And I'm talking like a tequila soda lime, that's my go-to, but I weirdly am getting a taste for it. But get drinks that are not easy to drink. Because if I have something that tastes good, it's gone in three seconds. Like I'm gulping the shit. I can't handle something like that.

Like I can't handle things that taste good. I'm gonna finish them. So you wanna drink that's gonna bite you back. Like when you drink it or sip it, it's gonna make you make that fucking face of like, yeah, you want that. You want that so you drink it real slow. Okay.

And you will get your money's worth. And you'll be able to taste that you get your money's worth of like, I taste that fucking liquor. It's there. Cause I hate when you get a drink and you're like, where's the fucking alcohol? Why? I hate drinks like that. Like if I have to question if there's alcohol and it's not the drink for me. Like I like this shit to hit me in the face. And also that

will help you stay away from sugar. But also this is the biggest tip I have for anybody that's gonna drink like a soda drink do not ever fucking order tonic water Tonic water has sugar in it. It tastes the same as club soda But it has sugar and calories in it bitch. I thought for so long I was so healthy being like oh can I get it to key? Litanic and I thought I was like doing something like oh, I'm so skinny bitch. No, I'm a fat ass I'm fucking over here drinking a cup of sugar like Like, I just thought, because it tasted bad, that it was healthy.

No, you have to watch out. Do not drink tonic water. Always soda, always club soda, always soda water. Never tonic. If you ever take anything away from this, take that. Because the night that I was drinking my drink, and one of my friends was like, oh, you know, there's sugar in tonic water, right? I said, shut the fuck up.

I said, shut your mouth and you're talking to me. What the fuck did you just say? And I literally googled it. And I was like traumatized. And I put my drink down and I never ordered it again. So I'm here to share, like learn from my mistake, my head-ass mistake of ordering tonic water. And don't.

Okay, so when it comes to liquor, stick with one. Okay, pick and it comes to liquor, stick with one. Okay, pick and stick for the night. So I only drink tequila, but there's some nights where I will, like, if someone comes up to me and like tries to pour a shot in my mouth, like, cause they bought a bottle, I'm like, okay, and it's vodka. Um, I've noticed when I mix liquors, I'm hung over as feck the next day. And also, when I have vodka. I want to fight

Tequila makes me horny a little bit and it makes me want to dance and have fun like I just have a good time on tequila She's my friend. She tastes good. She's an activity to do a tequila shot It's like Gondy money saw like you have it with some fucking lime. It's cutie. It's fun But vodka that's not an event like you just take a shot of vodka There's no nothing to go with it like it's not dressed. It's not cute., you just take a shot of vodka. There's no nothing to go with it. Like, it's not dressed, it's not cute. It's just like a shot of shit to your face. Like, not me judging vodka drinkers. Okay, anyway.

I've noticed when I mix liquors, I feel more like fucked up the next day. So just pick one and stick with it. So if you're gonna do tequila, stick with tequila, if you're gonna do vodka, stick with vodka, if you're gonna do tequila, stick with tequila, if you're gonna do vodka, stick with vodka, if you're gonna do whiskey, ooooh, stick with whiskey. If someone drinks whiskey, red flag.

I've talked about this and my red flag is podcast episode, but what the fuck happened to you as a child that you prefer whiskey? That's your drink of choice. What the fuck? I will say, when I drink tequila and I mix it with beer, like I don't mix them together, but like if I drink a shot of tequila and then I drink a beer and then I have some shots and have some beers, like I have an iron stomach, I can handle that shit, but a lot of people are prussies and they'll be like throwing up and they'll be like all upset and

crying and like sick. I can't relate. So a lot of people will say to stay away from mixing beer with liquor. There's like sayings of like liquor before beer, you're in the clear beer before liquor and never been sicker. Like there's sayings like that but like I don't believe that shit. It's all going to the same spot. So what does it matter who you did first? You don't know what I mean. Whatever. I don't mind it.

I can handle it but a lot of people will say it makes you more hung over it and feel like hell if you mix liquor and beer So just stay away from that if and try it and see if it works But one thing I will throw in one thing I couldn't handle Yo one time me and a friend Drink shots of sequela then we had some beers, you know like it's just kind of how it goes. And then this bitch pulls out wine. And we drank two bottles of wine. And I have never been more sick wanting to die. Like you know when you're on the toilet and you're like pulling your hair because your stomach

is cramping so bad. That's the type of sick I was. Okay, so that's one thing I will never recommend is wine tequila Embeer do not do that to yourself. Honestly, I don't like wine. I'm not a wine person I'll drink it if it's there, but I just don't get it like I may be too young to understand wine right now But it's just not for me like I'm just I don't like I'm okay. I'm fine. I'll just have a shot don't mind me I'm okay, I'm fine. I'll just have a shot. Don't mind me. Okay, so now we're gonna talk about the quality of alcohol.

Do not ever in your fucking life drink Jose Cuervo. If you're gonna drink tequila, do not ever drink Jose Cuervo. I will say that until the day I die. It is not 100% Blue agave like you want tequila's that are 100% Jose Cuervo is some other shit, okay? That's why you feel like hell after you drink it and just in general 100% blue agave, like you want tequila's that are 100%. Jose Cuarpo is some other shit, okay? That's why you feel like hell after you drink it. And just in general, buy the little bit nicer bottle. Like I understand and I know, like you don't wanna pay for it,

but your body will, like your body doesn't wanna have to pay for the cheap shit. So like just get the nicer bottle. You don't have to get the one that's like 50, 60 bucks, but like, step it up a little. Get a liquor that is not bottom shelf. Like, just do that for your body, be nice to your body. Money will come and go, okay, pregame in the fucking car

off the bottle you bought, because you can go buy a bottle of fucking liquor for 30 bucks. That's like not the worst shit in the world And you could pregame with it and have fun on it like that's cute Or you can go to the club and get two fucking drinks and there's your 30 bucks You know like you can get a bottle or two drinks Be smart that's my version of couponing So just take notes from me

I'm able to buy expensive shit because I know where to penny pitch Okay Okay so my next one is a little weird tip, but a lot of people don't know it. You have a three-hour window to get alcohol in you. Because after three hours, your body prioritizes sobering up. So when you start drinking, you start having those euphoric effects and you're cutesy, it's fun. It's like, yay, it's go, go, go. And then all of a sudden you start feeling fucking tired after a few hours. That's because your body's prioritizing sobering up. You have about three hours

to get the alcohol in you. And then you're going to start sobering up. So if you drink after that, it's not going to hit like it would before. It will still hit, but like, it's not going to be as euphoric and fuzzy as if you took it within three hours. And it's not gonna make the tire go away. Once it hits, if you keep drinking, you're just gonna keep getting more tired. You're just gonna get a lot more like dizzy. But that's just something to keep in mind.

So remember me saying that, like you got three hours to get that shit in you and then start drinking water to like help your body start sobering up because it's gonna do it regardless. Okay, so now let's get into other random little tips you need to know. start drinking water to help your body start sobering up because it's going to do it regardless. Okay, so now let's get into other random little tips you need to know. A couple of them are diet related. So, you need to understand, each shot of alcohol is around 100 calories and that's just straight liquor. So, if you get a drink and you just get soda water and a shot at tequila, that drink is 100 calories. If you get it tequila and sprite, it's most likely 200 calories because there's real sprite in it now.

So the calories will stack. A lot of people don't understand how calorie dense alcohol is. So watch your ass with that. So just keep that in mind. That's so important to know. Is each shot is around a hundred calories. Some alcohol might be more Tequila has the least amount of calories though. So that's just something to keep in mind depending on the drinks that you get or the shots that you order

If you order a shot with something sugary mixed in it. It's like the calorie overload So it will fuck your diet up Okay, so since we're on the fitness route might as well go that one. Don't eat shitty food Okay, so since we're on the fitness route, might as well go that one. Don't eat shitty food. Okay, when you're drunk, a lot of people will say greasy food like coats your stomach and it absorbs the alcohol.

No, the fuck it doesn't. Oh my God, that is the stupid shit I've ever heard. I have heard people say eat a bread, eat like a piece of bread, and it'll absorb the alcohol. That I swear to God, it'd be doing something. Like, because I be like a piece of toast and I feel better. But eating some greasy-ass food, don't fuck up your diet like that.

So like when you're out, you know when you're like leaving the bars and there's like hot bogs, stands and tacos and shit, like, I'm with you, like it smells so great. But like, self-control, babe, don't fucking eat it. Don't eat the greasy food, don't eat the shitty food, especially when you're hungover too, because a lot of people say like, oh, if you eat greasy food, it'll help you feel less hungover. No, it's not fucking true You might emotionally feel better But you're not gonna feel better like physically and I'll probably do a whole other Episode about hangover anxiety and like dealing with a calm down because I got you on that bitch. There's a lot to know

But my trick for this is prep food. Like take care of drunk you. So this is something that I do my rising burger. This is something I do every time I drink. I will have food ready for me when I get home. And I'm talking like I'll prep something so I can walk in the house and just fucking eat it. Like in the fridge,

I'll either have to just heat it up on the microwave real quick or I'll just like grab a burger, cold out the fridge and just fucking eat it. Like, in the fridge, I'll either have to just heat it up on the microwave real quick, or I'll just like grab a burger, cold out the fridge and just fucking chow down. Like I love a cold food when I'm drunk. Have something prepped and easy, because like you don't wanna come home and have to fucking meal prep or like cook some food. Like bitch, a box of cheeses and a diet seven up.

That's what I fucking go to. When I don't have anything prepped, I cheese it. Like, there's just something about it. Ask anyone I'm friends with, they know I chow down on some fucking cheeses. Okay, especially when I don't have anything prepped a cheese it. There's just something about it. Ask anyone I'm friends with, they know I chat on on some fucking cheeses. Okay, especially when I'm drinking. But yeah, that's a really big tip for not fucking your diet. It's just have something easy and ready for drunk you. Also, hydration.

So I take care of drunk me. Like I said, I will make a picture of water and I'll put a packet of pdlite in it. You can use pdlite, you can use liquid iv, any kind of electrolyte replacement. I'll pour a packet of it into like a gallon of water. I'll mix it up and I'll have it in the fridge for when I get home. I'll drink a little bit, like not even the glass before I go to bed. And then when I wake up in the morning, I have the whole fucking picture just sitting there, I can just start chugging because you're gonna be dehydrated as shit and you don't just want to throw water in yourself. You want to have

a little bit of electrolytes in there too. I drink the full gallon within like an hour of being awake and I'm not being dramatic like you will literally feel like brand fucking new once you hydrate. But that's something that I do. Also, do not take Tylenol before or after drinking, especially the day after. Like you have a headache, do not reach for the Tylenol, get ibuprofen instead, or some other shit, but like Tylenol is too hard on your liver. You can look it up if you don't fucking trust me. I'm a goddamn nurse. I know this shit. Okay. So ib be profan if you need it, but stay away from aspirin too,

because alcohol fins your blood. So you don't wanna take aspirin because it's gonna thin it even more. So, don't fuck around with that. Just stick with I'd be profan, make sure you have that if you need it. Try not to take it, but just remember me saying,

do not take Tylenol when you're drinking. Also, one more thing I need to know about the sugar. Do not eat sugar like a few hours before you start drinking either. Like during the day, like don't fucking eat sugar like five hours before you start drinking because you don't want to end you. You don't want to be like you want to avoid the hangover. I just remember that so I won't throw that in. But now I want to tell you about vitamins, okay?

I am the fucking most annoying human being. Okay, I literally take vitamins before and after I drink. And I put them in little ziplock baggies. Like people think that they're fucking drugs out with them. I'm like, no bitch, it's vitamins, you're fine. You want some? But no, deadass. I have two packs of vitamins that I take. And I name them bitch. Oh my god, it's home bear sin

I have a pregame vitamin pack for Before I go out and then I make an after party vitamin pack for when I get home I'll pop the vitamins before I go to bed and then I also have a couple of vitamins that I take in the morning when I wake up After I drink when I'm hydrating So if you want to know what the vitamins are, I'll put them in the description of this podcast, like I'll just list them out. I'll also post them on my Instagram,

I'll make a highlight reel, and I'll post the vitamins that I take, the pregame, the after party, and I'll also post what I take after I roll, or do, should I say that out loud? Like, should I, you know what it fucking is, okay? I'll put the vitamins that will help get you back chemically balanced if you're dealing with a come down too.

Or like, just the shit that I take that I think helps. I'll put it in the description of this podcast so you can look at it and I'll also post it on my Instagram as a highlight. I'll just make it vitamins. Like, I'll just title it vitamins. So like, the people that know know. So like, if you you ever need it just go to my Instagram and see it But I just buy the different vitamins and then I'll just put them together for myself in the little bags and then I'll take them Before and after I drink and then the day after But the vitamins that I take help my body filter out the alcohol and get back to like functioning normal

After you drink so the vitamins I take before like preparing my body for the alcohol and then the vitamins after like helping my body get rid of all this shit and then the shit in the morning is too. It's like just, it's best to damage control. Like I understand alcohol is a toxin and it's gonna hurt my body. So if I'm gonna do it, if I'm gonna like put alcohol

into me, I'm gonna at least do damage control and take care of my body. Yana, like if I'm gonna hurt it, I'll at least help it. But when I'm telling you sleep is so important. Like you're never gonna sleep that well after drinking alcohol. Like it's never, you're never gonna get a fresh night's sleep like you would if you didn't drink. But a lot of a shit that I mentioned at the beginning of this is gonna help with sleeping better. So like none of us stimulants, none of that. Say the fuck away from me, no fucking sugar,

and your vitamins, they'll definitely help you too. Also, before you go pop in vitamins like I do, research them and understand the dosages, understand any conditions that you have. Like I'm just sharing what I take, I'm not telling you to fucking take them. I gotta say this to cover my own ass. But definitely research what I'm

listening. If you don't want to take any of it, don't take it. If you only want to take a couple, take a couple. Some is better than none. That's my pain on it. So even if I run out of a certain vitamin, I'm still taking the rest. But seriously check into medications you're already on. Check into your height and weight and what you can handle in the correct dosages for you because I'm a big motherfucker. All right. I take what I take and that's my business, but I will share it with you if you want to look into it for yourself. Okay, so now that I'm done with all my tips, a lot of you guys asked me the alcohol that

I drink a lot. So I'm going to give you a couple of my recommendations because when I said don't get like the expensive bottle, so I mainly drink tequila, but I do like a vodka my tea here near Yeah dinner I'm not going out on vodka. Please. I'll go to a dinner and have a vodka But for vodka, I'll do Gregus just because the bottle is so cute like I love the frosted But Belvedere is another common one. It's like a little bit better than Gregus But it's not cute. I don't like the tree other common one. It's like a little bit better than Gregus, but it's not cute. I don't like the tree. I don't like the tree on the bottle. Like alcohol has to look a certain vibe

or I'm not drinking it. And when I say Belvedere is a little bit better than Gregus, I'm not talking to taste. I like the taste of Gregus the most, but I think Belvedere costs a little bit more. A couple more that I know that I don't like are the Skull vodka, that shit's awful. Tito's is too ugly for me to drink. The bottle is disgusting, I don't like the way it looks. I don't like the way it tastes either, but like it's just ugly, like it doesn't taste that bad, it's doable, but Tito's is hideous.

Like I'm not fucking drinking that. Srirach though, Srirach, summer watermelon. That one is good. It's hard to find. It's a little expensive. But it's worth it. Trust me. But that's really all I know with Vodka. When it comes to Tsukila, my go-to's, like if you're trying to be a cheap ass, 1800. That one is fine. You can't go wrong with it. The Kora leho, I think. that's what it's called. That bottle looks like a carnival. It's so fucking cute. It gives New Orleans, like I fucking love the Core Leho bottle. I hope that's the right name of it. If it's not, I'm so sorry. But like it's real cute. Um, Kassamego's duh. Like that's like, we're really fucking good one.

Patron, I love Patron, because I just think it has like a nice taste to to it But a lot of people say it's not like the best kind. I don't give a fuck You know like it's fucking tequila the bottles cue it tasted great leave me alone But 1800 and Corlejo will be your cheaper options Espoloan is really good too. Oh my god. That's like a happy medium between 1800 and Cosomegos and Patron I feel it? I don't fucking know, y'all. I don't be looking at the price that much. I just know when I was like bumming it and trying to save money, I was rocking the 1800 and I'd be drinking cost of me goes in Petro and because it's

cute and I can afford it. But oh my god, my favorite tequila of all time. It's so hard to find, but it is the busiest fucking bottle I've ever seen in my life. Like, it's not expensive. It's like 60 bucks, but I was at a party one time. Why am I hanging out with y'all and just talking to you like we're best friends on the phone? I've got time to feel. So, without this party one time, and it was like, busiest fuck. It was my old party group I used to have when I lived in Pensacola. It's like a bunch of doctors and engineers and like, high up there people that are like too big for their fucking bridges, and I love them.

But there was this bottle sitting on the counter and it was Corzo C-O-R-Z-O bitch this fucking bottle is it's like a brick. It's like a square Brick-tangle. I don't know shape speech. I know psychology But it was the cutest bottle and I was like yo, that's bougie and the guy said it was like a $300 bottle And I was like oh get it the fuck away from me then like I don. Like, don't, it was brand new and I had the seal on it. He was like, open it and I was like, no. Like, if I drop it, like, I don't want to fucking have that pressure, like, fuck you, you, you play with it.

So, he was like, no, just do it. Sorry, I fucking opened it. I poured everybody shots and we all took it. It was the smoothest shit I've ever tasted. I really believed him that it was $300 and When I looked it up online it was like 60 something and I was like you lie and sack a shit You were just trying to look bougie. I am out at you for it because then I started buying it But it's so fucking hard to find but I just had to tell you guys like if you can find Corso tequila like bitch

That's the one. It's good like and it looks bougie and I believed it there was 300 bucks, y'all. Like, I have good taste. I could spot money. And I really believed it. I wholeheartedly was like, that's three honey. Oh my, guy, I bet it ain't down. Who the hell? Oh, that's another good tequila. It's Don Julio, the silver.

That one's cutesy. That's a good nice. I think it's the same as Patron, same price range. But it's cute, I like it. But the Don Julio 1942, that's just like 150, 160 bottle. That's the tall skinny brown bottle. You see all the Insta Thotties posting with, I posted with it the other night because I found my friend a bottle and he moved into his new place. So I very much was one of the Insta Thotties with the fucking Don Julio.

But that's the tall skinny brown one. Like that's just the bottle everybody knows. Like you just know that's Don Julio 1942. And if you don't know, look it up, and I just cultured you, you're welcome. Honest review, it's fucking good. Okay. Like, I hate that it's good. It has like a little sweetness to it.

But it's like too fucking ridiculously expensive to like even play with. Like, get that for special occasion, but don't even worry about it for a night out. Like, that's what this whole podcast was for. If you ask me about whiskey, go fuck yourself. I don't know. I don't play with that. I don't like that.

Well, other alcohols is there. Like Jen, my fucking best friend, Jen and me. She was a Hendrix bitch. She liked Hendrix Jen. Like she would just drink it straight. Like we were the most chaotic fucking two. Like I would show up with the bottle of tequila and she would show up with the bottle of Hendrix and we would just run around the town. Like we would just shoot it straight. Like we were the most chaotic fucking two. Like I would show up with the bottle of tequila and shoo-it-show up with the bottle of Hendrix and we would just run around the town. Like we would just shoot it straight. That was so ugly of us. Like

oh my god what an era. I really am treating this like I'm on the phone with y'all. Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and go. Um, if you have any questions or you want anything clarified about this, message me on Instagram, I'll put all my social medias in the description of this. Also all the vitamins will be there I hope I taught you a whole bunch with this like this is all the shit that I know and all things I've learned So if this was helpful for you give it a five star rating give me a five star I thank you so much, but in all seriousness you guys please stay safe These are all of my tips about

Not being hung over and just keeping your diet and check and just random shit to know and how to take care of your body. But understanding drinking is like a serious thing. These are just my cheat codes for how to do it and not like fucking ruin myself. So please be safe, be careful, tag me in all your drinking picks and you're going out picks. I just want to feel like I'm involved. I just want to see and I'll come in.

I feel like I'm involved on my night out because I gave you all the advice. So, all right, stay safe and I will talk to you next Sunday. to see and I'll comment. I feel like I'm evolving my night out because I gave you all the advice. Alright, stay safe and I will talk to you next Sunday.