Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil - Coming Soon: Bad Dates with Marie Faustin!
Episode Date: April 29, 2024Everybody’s had them, everybody can relate to them, and now we’re back with more of the wildest you’ve ever heard on BAD DATES! Join new guest host Marie Faustin (Why Are You Single? Pe...ak 2000s) as she invites her favorite funny friends to share their most iconic dating fiascos. Upcoming guests include: Michelle Buteau, Matteo Lane, Joel Kim Booster, and so many more. It’s a new host, but the same old mess! New episodes available May 6, or you can listen early and ad-free starting today on the Amazon Music or Wondery app.If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey, friends, I am your Bad Dates special guest host and new best friend that says exactly
what you're thinking, Marie Faustin.
Aren't you so lucky to have me?
You are.
If you don't know me for some reason, I am a very cute comedian from Brooklyn and the
host of the live show, Why Are You Single?
And I'm very much out in these dating streets.
I'm bringing all of this mess-parties
and more to new episodes of Bad Dates.
We're gonna hear some stories from the dating trenches
from me and some of your favorite comedians,
like Michelle Butoh.
You know, espadrilles to the airport, bitch.
Get your life.
Espadrilles to the airport is wild.
Well, so is a Hitler stash on your pussy,
but we're out here living life and going through the journey.
OK.
Mateo Lay.
One time I was hooking up with this guy.
He stood back and he goes, I have to go.
My best friend's dad is in the hospital.
I was like, what?
Wait, in the middle of making out,
he didn't check his phone or anything.
He just was like, my god.
No, just stood up like a premonition.
Like, that's a raven.
And joking booster.
Scat is shit in a sexual setting.
Oh, it's not like a bop-a-dee-doo, da-ba-da-ba-da.
No, that's jazz.
Yeah, I mean, it is a bit like jazz.
Yo.
Just to name a few, okay?
And we'll do our best to learn from our mistakes,
or let's be real,
not learn a thing and see that everyone is struggling and it's not just you.
See you soon for more...
Backgates.
I haven't laughed like this in a really long time. Smart. Less. Neon.