Bad Friends - Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin

Episode Date: August 24, 2020

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You don't like it when I say hello to you? No, I said hello. You know friendship kind of things like just trying to see how you're well-being. He don't like that kind of shit. I know. It has to be about making money. Yeah. Then he'll get back to you. I'm Korean. I'm Korean. Oh, now you Korean. Yeah, I'm Korean. That's the Korean way. Now you Korean. You haven't been Korean since we met. Yeah, I've been Korean the whole time. I have Korean tendencies, you know? Korean tendencies. So let's hash out some bad friends, Beef. All right, Ryan. You too. You haven't called. You haven't texted. I know. You haven't responded to Griff. He's the worst. And he wants to know why. Okay, so I'm going to let you know that. Go. Fuck, man. Creature of the night. I'll tell you that right now in my nightmares. I see that in the, by the pond where the fucking. Let me tell you, I got Griff a job. You did. But he didn't take it. What was the job? You want to talk about it? First of all, let me know. Let's get resolve ours first. Yeah. And then we'll like, we'll go to there. Well, ours is funny. Mine's by you saying that, right? I get it. Oh, no. That's a guy. No, no. Oh, my God. You see what I'm saying? No. You hand him. You hand him a plate of gold, right? Yeah. And he pushes it away. I took the plate of gold. I did that job. The job that he offered? No, no, no. The one that your job. No, no. I'm talking about his job. Oh, this is bullshit. Why didn't you do this? Yeah. Gold is bullshit. No, no, no. They want to get ashamed. Gold is bullshit. But you didn't do, they would have made you shave. Do, do, do, do. Here's why. I didn't do it. Not because of the shave thing. They didn't even offer that part to me. Oh, he literally was like, Hey, we need a boss figure. Yeah. Did I get a job? Really? Yeah. Did you get me a job? Do you want to play this game? Let's play the game of life. Okay, let's do it. I like the game of life. First of all, play the game of life. You sold a show. Yeah. And I moved and I moved three different times in the podcast so you could sell a show and you could have some time off and you can get stuff done.

So yeah, you have three jobs. You did a cooking show downtown two days ago. You're doing another one in a week. You just sold your show to ABC and Fox and CBS and CW and Lifetime Discovery History. I don't know who else bought the show, but you sold it to everybody up the river. There's a little bit of a bidding war. Yeah, there is. All right. So don't have to rub that in my face. So no, I'm not getting you a job because you've gotten plenty of jobs. All right. I'm just saying that I want the job too. What was the job? There's no monkeys in this one. That's what you're saying. See, that's what I'm talking about. And that's where our fiction is because I did a show 10 years ago. Wait, there's no monkeys in it. All right. Now, let's resolve this, right? So then now I'm not, no, this is what irritated me. All right, go ahead. So now I'm playing Warzone with some of the guys, right? And they're playing, they're on Twitch. And one of the guys, I'll just say his name, Raimi. Your boy? My boy. Yeah. Hey, Bob, you have a problem with Aaron? Is that how he talks? Yeah, that's just the way he sounds to me. I don't have a problem with him. I love him. Well, some of the fans are saying that he's complaining that their friendship is over. First of all, that's not true. I know, but that's what the fucking people said on the fucking comment session. By the way, I'm not going to say anything more. I'm going to let you finish because I'm going to need the floor. All right, so go ahead. All right, fine. He's going to fill a buster. Yeah. Right. I'm just going to let you know when he did this, I realized that all the weight lost from his body, but not his knuckles. He's got hairy, ugly fucking knuckles.

And look at the hair pushed up on his wrist. You can't just make fun of him the whole time. You have to explain your side of the story because he's going to get his side. He's really irritating me right now. His knuckles are irritating? Because you look like a fat tennis playing panda right now. That's what you look like. All right. And a gay one too. Enough. Enough. It looks like Bobby goes home and he takes his hair off like this. That's funny. What a day I've had. You know what I'm saying, Mr. Potato Head. I'm talking about putting things on. You look like Mr. Potato Head. Go on with your bullshit story. Don't fucking tell me about detachment. All right, there we go. I'm listening. Okay, so here we go. So then I got irritated because he's obviously, then I asked, I go, and Raymond goes, he's complaining about, on his Twitch, about your relationship. And I'm like, fuck that. Did you listen to the audio? I don't listen to audio. I listen to it. I listen to hearsay. I listen to it. Yeah, he does. Yeah, I listen to it. Okay. It wasn't really complaining. What was it? No, but that's his thing. It was saying, it was saying, Bobby doesn't want to play with me, obviously, because I've tried to reach out and play. He's so competitive. Me? He's doing bets. He's like, I'm going to put a bet online. It's for the fans. Right? And then you get more kill and then you rub it in my face. I hate it.

Can I say what it is? I figured this all out. I'm going to squash this right now because we're all good friends. I know exactly what this is. Don't let him have his point of view. No, I know what this is. No, I'm going to have my point of view. He is. Did you introduce yourself to my niece, by the way? This is your niece. Hey, listen, blink at me if you're okay. That's funny. Hey, here's the problem. I figured it out. You don't like it that he's a good player. He's not a good player. You said he gets more kills than you. The pressure. You said he got more kills than you. Listen, who gets more kills? I am so much better at that game than you. But that's what this is. Bobby hates that. You don't like that he's good. You love that I was bad. You wanted to play with me again and again because I'm so bad. And when you're on Twitch, he has to be the funniest guy on the Twitch team. I know, I saw. He's got to be the one. He's got to have the snappy jokes. And if you say anything, he's like, I don't like this because no one's laughing at me now. Is part of this true, Bob? No, it's not. None of that is true.

I have my own defense. Thank you. Well, let him have his Florida. Go ahead. Okay, here's the thing. That is not true. Here's the problem right now. I send all the fans to this guy that Bobby won with. So now we're friends with him. Right. All right. So we're playing all the time, him and I and his brother. And then all of a sudden it just stops. Okay, then the fans keep asking, where's Bobby? Why is the Bobby playing? And I go, I don't know. And then I look, you're still playing with them every day. I look on his Twitch and his YouTube. It's you and Steve are playing. But I was told from Steve doesn't want to stream, but he can stream with him. What would you feel like if you're told, if you're told, oh, no, we don't want to do this. And then you see him doing that stranger. A motherfucker you don't even know. A motherfucker you don't even fucking know. You're playing with every single day. And then check this out. I know. And then check this out. Then we're playing. I don't know. I know. Yeah. Where does he live? And we're playing, right? Yeah. In the middle of, I'm playing with that kid too. Yeah. And they go, oh, we just got invites from Bobby.

I'm looking at my thing. Let me see if I got an invite. No. So all I'm saying is this, if you don't want to play with me, just be a fucking man and be like, Yeah, I don't want to play with you. That's all you have to say. I don't want to play with you. I wish you would have just done that. I'm doing it now. I wish you would have just done that. But see now you. But I'll play tonight. No, no, no. I'm going to play tonight. Fuck you. All right. Fuck you. I love you. That's all I needed. I love you though. Bobby, let me tell you this. Yeah. I never had a problem. It's like, you don't want to do everything with every friend. Like, I don't drink alcohol, right? Right. So this motherfucker don't want to hang out with me at a bar. You know? We'll hang out outside of a bar. Yeah. So it's like, so for you, you might be like, well, I don't want to play with him because of whatever your reasons. I don't have a problem with it. But what I can't stand is the Twitch community, they know because they're like, well, Bobby's playing with everybody else. Yeah.

You know, they're like, you know, and I just don't get that, you know? And then I try. Like I reached out to Steve a thousand times. Yeah. And this motherfucker won't get back to me over some nonsense. Yeah. So I'm like, what's up with you guys? Yeah. Yeah. It's not me though. Well, that's not you. You certainly didn't help the other side is. No, it's it's hearsay and conjecture. Exactly. Okay. It's hearsay and conjecture. And I try and I try. I reach out to try to figure this shit out. Yeah. There's nothing to figure out. If you do, you would. There's nothing to figure out. Yeah. Well, there is. I'm going to tell you why. All right. You know this. Here we go. Know this. You know what? I kind of like a certain body. He's turning into that dictator behind him. Know this for a fact, my friend. Tell me. All right. It's just that if I really had a problem with you, I will let you know. I don't know if that's true. Yeah. That's true. Okay. I've had problems with you in the past. Yes. And I've given her. I don't have problems.

But here's the thing and I talked to my therapist. I'm a loner and I don't like communicating. It's just why I'm because of my trauma in the past. I'm not using it. Here we go. Oh, here we go. Why? Why? My dad used to play golf on my body. Let me. Let me count. My dad used to play golf on my body. Let me count down to the molestation reference. Koreans are good golfers. They're very good. Are they? They don't fix divots, but they're good golfers. Wait. So let's be real here. What's a divot? The thing on the ground? Yes. That's your job. That's what? Your job. My job is a divot. If you have a problem with the divots, you push it down with your little hand. No, no, no. After you hit the ball, you fix the divot. You fix your mistake. No. You don't have a problem. See, this makes sense. The Koreans leave messes for other people to clean up. We don't have a problem with it. We don't have a problem with it. We like divots. Put your fucking hand on the divot. We enjoy them. That's the way we make them. We like the little fucking grass coming up like that. No, no, no. It's just like a Korean barbecue restaurant. They want you to do everything. Yeah, you cook. You cook. Fuck you. They bring the food. They bring the food. Hey, here. Put the shit in yourself. We're gonna let you fucking experience the experience, my friend. So we want you to cook it. You cook it.

You know what? You know what? They do that so we can't complain. That's exactly right. What can you say? I did it. I paid for it. Yeah. Okay, so listen. So I don't have a problem with you. Okay, good. All right. And I called you last night. Did I not? Yeah, only because you knew I was coming here today. He didn't want this shit to be awkward. He was like, you know what? This shit to be awkward. I know you, dude. No, you know why I called you today? Yeah, last night. Why? I talked to my therapist. Okay. All right. And she's like, what's the problem? Is this step seven? Is that? No, no, this is not happening. That's fucking hilarious. You're shaming my recovery. You're shaming my recovery. Because I have 10 months of sobriety and no one said congratulations. Can you hand me the little violin, please? No one just said congratulations. 10 months of sobriety. Well, congratulations. You know why? Because 10 months is not enough. We need like two years before we give you life. By the way, a year. A year is like 10 months. All right, you're right. 10 months is bullshit. You didn't even get a chip. Don't you get a chip at a year? We've been here before. You know what I mean? Okay. I relapsed. I relapsed. I have problems. No, no, no. You're getting, you're fine. I don't have a problem with you. All right. Okay, good. Bobby. So let's just throw that out there. But you can wait. Can you at least understand if we're playing all the time and then it just stops and then all these people keep asking, you know, and then they like us together.

Like, you know, they keep, oh, I love it with you and Steve and Bobby. And then it just stops. And then I'm like, hey, what's going on? Nobody will say anything to me. The fuck Steve don't even respond to me anymore. And then like you're playing every day with these strangers. So what am I supposed to think? What am I supposed to think? Think this, like a jerkheaded friend. Why does it always have to be some kind of comment? I don't know why. I think defensive. That's why. Okay. You're very handsome for your type. Bobby. Oh, wow. For your type, you're very handsome. As shitty as you are to me. Yeah. You know, I'm there for you whenever. I know. Okay. I mean, you're tight with you, Reverend L Jackson. I mean, he's better looking out of the, the types. Wait a minute. Yeah. Are you, are you saying? You know, by the way, don't think you getting off scot-free with this bullshit right here. Yeah, you've got problems too. Yeah. You know what this is like by the way. Vent toward him now. You know what I realized? You guys, you remember the Godfather? You remember the Godfather? Yeah. So the Don Corleone has the meeting with all the Dons. Yeah. You know, and he, and he's in the car and son. He's like, well, what do you want us to do? And Corleone says, it wasn't till now that I knew who the hard true enemy is. It was to Talia. Yeah. You to Talia. No, I'm not. Yeah. To Talia. I'm Santino Corleone. That's my name. I'm Santino. I died in a tollway. No. You're either Catalia or Fredo. No, you're Fredo. You're Fredo. You're Fredo. You're Fredo. You're going to kick me out of the boat and shoot me in the back of the head? Yes.

Steve is sunny. Steve's sunny. He's a fucking hothead. Yeah. I'm sunny. I'm sunny. No, you're not to Talia. Why? You're a betrayer. You're like a Godfather through. You're the guy with the glasses. You're a fucking hooded man. You know, our ships must sail in the same direction. That's you. Yeah, because I'm setting you up to get killed by the other boat. That's right. I'm setting you both up. I'm setting you both up to drown, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're both going down. This is why the whole podcast happened because of this guy right here. You put us against each other. I didn't put. Oh, yeah. I didn't do that. Get that out. This guy betrayed our trust. Yeah, he came. You and I were supposed to do what it was. We were good. And then this guy comes in to Talia, right? Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, really? Why didn't that happen, guys? I love it. Why didn't it happen? Tell us. Why didn't you guys do a show? Because you have an aggressiveness about it. Time out. That show was supposed to happen four years ago. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's the same one that he also said he was going to do with you four years ago. That's another issue, too, by the way. Bobby's the kind of guy he took. It's like big brother. He's got alliances with, like, everybody in the house. Yeah, you just don't want to get kicked off the island. I'm a little man. You're the little man. No, I'm the middle man. You're the little man. I'm a little man as well. I'm a little man as well. All right? You're the little. In high school, in high school, I was friends with the jocks, the goths, the nerds, right? The hessers, right? The what? The hessers. The who? The guys with the long hair, the heavy metal or guys. The hessers.

I've never heard a hesser before. I thought that was like a drug reference. I was friends with the faculty. That's a real thing, too. And why were you friends with everybody? Because I play, I'm in the middle, dude. You play the game. Yeah, you play the game. I play the game. No, you play the game to make sure that you're safe. You protect me. I'm a winner. I'm a survivor and a winner. No. I won. And a coward. And a coward? Yeah. How am I a coward? How am I a coward? Because you could have just said, hey, you know, I think it's your competitive. I don't want to play with you. I prefer to play with these other kids. You could have said that, but you let me go on and on and on feeling this. It's maliciousness on your part. Me? Yeah. How am I malicious? What you do is you rub it in people's faces. Oh, by the way, by the way, we used to play FIFA all the time, right? Yeah. Let me tell you something about Bobby. He's a sore loser, but he's a worse winner. Why? Okay. He used to, he would beat, if he beat me, he would send pictures of the players of the other team, send like 10, 15 pictures. Hey, this is who beat you. This is the guy. So don't get me started right now, right? Don't act like you're like an angel on the other. Yes, you did. I did. But you know why he stopped? I did do it. You know why he stopped doing that? And I got to find this picture because he didn't know how to work Photoshop and I did. So there was this picture of a player with holding a baby. And I put his face on the baby. It was Torres. Yes. Yeah, from Liverpool. When he played for Liverpool. Fernando Torres. And there was a photo where he was holding a baby, but then he put my face on the baby. Perfect.

And that almost ended our relationship. Because I didn't know how to use Photoshop. Yeah, but Bobby would pay some kid $1,500 to do it. You don't know how to use Photoshop now, Bob. Yes, I do. No, you don't. I don't. But I don't. Don't call me out. All right. You don't. You don't have a computer. Go to him again. No. The point is you broke up the band. No, dude, you neither of you were. You know what? Neither of you got your instruments together. That was the problem. You guys wanted to make a band. You never got. Okay, Yoko. Yeah. Okay. Let me tell you something. That bitch is still alive making money and everybody else is dead. So who won? High five, Root. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. So Eric and I were supposed to do a podcast. We talked about it for many years. Many, many years. Well, that's not going to this because then something else happened. Yeah. Tell me what happened. The next thing you know, the next thing you know, he's like, he's got this podcast with his girlfriend, you know, and then he always has a good excuse. I needed to do this to save my relationship. You know what I mean? And then that goes on, right? And then now this one comes, you know, Bobby called me one time and it was like so hilarious. He just got out of rehab and he's like, and he's pouring it on. He's like, you know, my the thing, my father and, you know, and he's going on. And he's like, you know, and I go Bobby, I go Bobby, shut the fuck up. You just trying to make me feel bad because you're going to do that fucking podcast with Andrew, right? You know, and he tries to manipulate. Both of y'all are manipulative. Wow. I'm seeing it now for the first time. You guys deserve manipulation. I call it strategy, my friend. I'm being strategic about life. And at the end of the day, you know my heart.

Do I? Yeah, you do. You do my, you know my heart, but I didn't know his heart. That's true. Yeah, he actually calls me. He's out of the blue. Not about business. Hey, Eric, how are you doing? Okay. Griff, how's life? How's it going? Like when I gave you that seat on that plane that one time. You mean 15 years ago? And you gave it to me. You gave me the seat. What? What? Where were you going? So we were in Abu Dhabi. Yeah, we were coming home. Let me tell you, because he doesn't tell the story right. We're coming home. Yeah, it's a 15 hour flight. All right. Bobby, he's trying to big ball. So he goes and pays for our first class seat. Okay. And then in the coach, he's going like that. Bye. Bye, everybody. Credit card bounces. Credit card is done. So he has to come back. But he don't want to sit in this seat that he was sitting in. Right. So I fuck it. I said, I'll switch seats with you. Why? Why? Why'd you do that? Because he's a nutcase. Yeah. And it's better to make him comfortable for the entire plane. Yep. You know, he gave you his seat. Yeah. And what was your response? Oh, he was supposed to get me a manager. And that happened 17 years later. 17 years later, I was with CAA. I got you an agent. You didn't do shit. I got me the fucking agent. I'm the one that set it up, right? Yeah. At that point, it was easy. It doesn't matter, though. Did I not do it? When I say something, I come through.

Even if it's two decades later, yeah. Two decades later, I will come through. That's good, though. So please stop holding on to that, the whole seat thing, okay? All right. I try to tell people, too, I say. What the first time we met. But I try to tell people, Bobby. What the first time we met. I know we met at the comedy store. You mean the first time that you actually acknowledged that I existed and I was a comedian? No. When you first met me at that, when you were doing that I met a med thing in fucking Orange County. Yeah. You've been a nightmare since I first met you. Not how you remind me of this. Yeah. I don't think you were around. Was he around? He wasn't even around. You weren't even around. But yeah, but a med could get a show, like, anywhere. Yeah, he used to sell out stuff, right? No, no, no. He would get a show and get the people to pay. We were paying people $1,000 to do, like, 20 minutes of comedy in Orange County. How? He was just, he was able to push tickets. I don't know what, the restaurant told us that they were making money off the show because people would come on a Wednesday night. Anyways, this guy shows up. A med's not even there. Instantly, as soon as he gets there, well, he don't know where to park his car. The show's, I don't like the show. He's getting on. I had to call him and I go, I'm going to kill this little motherfucker.

I swear to God, I'm going to kill him. I had to go get his car. Yeah, he did. Drive his car around. I think behind a bush, I think, at one point. Yeah, yeah. Welcome to every day on this show. On the back. He called me. You know what he said last time? You know what he said last time? There's no parking. There's a spot right on the street. I don't want to, I don't park on the street. He doesn't park that piece of shit Prius on the street. That piece of shit that's been hit a thousand times. Rudy knows. It's insane. So he goes, I'm going to park, I'm going to park back there wherever I go. We can't park back there right now. He spends more money on skins and call of duty than to fix this fucking car. I know. He's wearing a $9,000 shirt and his car's worth four. No, but we're fine. I'm sweating now. But it's love. Yes, it's pure love. I wish you just would have been more directed. I'm sorry. I didn't know, you never told me the reasons why you weren't, you didn't leave, you weren't doing that thing. And I didn't know me bringing it up was a problem because you didn't tell me shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. All right, that's all there is. This is wonderful. Policy Genius. Policy Genius saves their home and auto customers an average of 1,127 a year by shopping. Top rated insurance in one place. If you're thinking that's a weird, specific amount, you're right.

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Yeah. Why did you switch back? It's like, I can't even. No, you have to. I don't even want to address it, but I will. Yeah, please. And I want to get real for a second. Okay. This is all fun and games. Okay. You're pointing fingers and you're talking about my frailties and my character defects. No, don't do that. Don't do that, friend. Your character defects? Yes. And I have a lot. Yeah. I'm a broken man. We all have flaws. Can you give me a favor at this point? At this point right now, can you put on the screen all of his failures? We'll scroll it right here. Like one of those albums for 1995. Please sign up today. Universal Music Studios presents Bobby Lee's Failures. And it's just him. I'm a smoker. And I don't want to reiterate and go back in the past because I'm over it. But you know, last year, I had some problems. I got sober again. And you know, I was smoking weed and I quit and I was just like, I don't want to go back to vaping because it was hurting my neck.

Every time I smoke a vape, it hurts my neck. My neck gets really stiff. I don't know. There's just something about it that bugs me out. It's probably because it's like a sausage. So when you smoke a sausage, you think my neck is like a sausage? Well, it swells up. Yeah, like a mesquite sausage. Yeah, it goes like that. You know what I mean? It just gets a little swollen. Like some Lunganisa, you know, if you're a Filipino actor. Lunganisa. Yeah. Amen. Fuck you. Okay. I have a Korean neck. What is it? What is a Korean neck? It's sausage-like. Aren't they usually like skinny, tiny people? They're usually like in great shape. There's two types. There's a skinny, tiny sausage one. And the other one. And the other one. And the sausage one. Okay. So fuck you. Like a safe fellow on him. Like a piano. Like a piano. Yeah. Here we go. All right. First of all, I'm much older than both of you, by the way. Well, you're not. How old are you? I'm 48. You're the same age. You're the same age. That's my bad. Anywho. So the vaping was hurting my neck.

And so I, you know, when I went to that PC, that fucking place in Arizona to get my head right. It was good though, right? It worked. And I just was smoking because there was nothing else to do. And now it's affecting my health. Now, last week when I said, you know, can you people just comment and say quit smoking? We did. There was a lot of comments. I got too much. Yeah. It was too much. I asked all the fans to comment and quit smoking. Every fucking... No, no. Keep that up. Just keep that going. See, listen to Griff. Keep that up. No, dude. That's bad. Don't stop it. No, we need you to quit. I don't like it. Are you still doing the yoga? Yeah, I'm doing yoga. Oh, that's dope. Okay. Am I not doing yoga? Once in a while. But once in a while. Once a week. Twice. Twice a week. But he's doing like... Thank you. He's doing different positions. Like, you know, rolling, sleet. Smoking. Am I doing it real? Yeah. Thank you, Jules. Okay. He's doing sitting, smoking. No, I'm not doing sitting, smoking. Eating video gaming. Yoga. Look. Like there's andries like this. And leg up. And neck to the side. And eat. And eat.

All right. So that's why I'm smoking. So you and I are good? Yes. Okay. I didn't think we weren't good. You two are good? We're good. Are you two good? Are you two good? No. I mean, honestly, it's a... We need to keep this. We need to keep this. It's a week to week thing. But he says that. But it is detrimental to my health. I'm not going to lie. I have found that I've gotten more palpitations lately. Are you being completely honest? Yeah, you're my stress level. Before you go into whatever you're doing right now, let's just get this out of the way. My stress level because of you has gone through the roof. Why? Because... No, no, no. Can I say something? It's not just because of him. It's like living in COVID and on top of that. Thank you. But I want to say... Yeah, but it's expounded. He's saying it's expounded. All right. So last week... Because this is part of what's going on. We changed the day. We changed the day. Yeah. And because he had to... Because we usually shoot on Fridays. Right. Today's a Friday. Yeah. We were supposed to do Thursdays. He changed the day because he had to go to the country club. He had to go to the country club so that he can interview to get into the country club.

So we switched the day yesterday. Well, if he was just regular white, it wouldn't have been a problem. Yes, because I'm off white. I'm different. They make redheads come in. I had 15 fucking things I had to do. Right. So I had to move it. So, you know, my excuses for moving the day is more valid than his. No. So that's what causes him stress because he knows deep down inside that he's trying to live an aristocratic white life. No. Here's the fact and you know what the fact is. We got his big valley house. Bobby. Bob. First of all, this guy living in the hills. This guy's a hill guy. I live in the hills. I live in the bottom of the hill. You live on the hill. On the bottom. You live on the hill. If there was a fucking flood on top of the mountain, right, I would be drowned with the rest of the people. Okay. Well, I want to tell you. I want to tell you. I would die on the hill, but like lower, lower part of the hill. Here's what I want to tell you. We decided to help you quit smoking. We want to get a therapist in here, a hypnotherapist to speak to you. Oh, shit. And he's there. He's right there. All right. What's his name? This is Jason. Hey, Jason, can you hear us? I certainly can. Look at this Jason right there. He looks hypnotherapy like. He looks hypnotherapy. Yeah. Jason, you can only see Bob, unfortunately, because of the technology, but this is for me anyway. So this is for you because we need you to get some because we want you to quit smoking.

I love hypnotherapies. All right. Well, let's let you speak to Jason. Let's see what he can do. Jason, hello. No, you're right there. Oh, sorry, my bad. Hi, Bobby. Jason, hello. Howdy. How's it going? How did you? I'm fine. Thank you. He's not talking like that. Why are you talking to a professional? This is how I talk. No, talk like a human. You sound like a robot. Yeah, like a weird Korean robot all of a sudden. Don't be intimidated. I'll be my more myself. Thank you. What's up, dude? Not urban. Bobby, focus because he's trying to help. I want to help. He's going to help you quit smoking. I know. Okay. Yeah. So here's the important question. I watched the last episode, right? And you said, I need to quit. Yes. And then later you said, I want to quit. Yes. And then at the very end, you said, I, okay, I'll try to quit. Right. Do you really want to quit, Bobby? That's a very, very good question. And I want to answer this. No. No. Alright, but I'm beginning to feel things in my body that get shortness of breath because of the age and because I have high blood pressure in my family. That my fear is, is that I'm going to either stroke out or my lungs are going to be blasted open and or something's going to happen. So not in the next year, but in the near future, I feel like there's going to be real complications with my health. And so with those, I mean, you can already see some of them right now, right? Jay, like his skin and his teeth and those kind of things are very obvious. That's why I'm yellow. Oh, I thought that was the smoke. No, it's just I'm a yellow guy. Oh, it's sort of an odd yellow. Yeah, it's like a glow yellow. Yeah, because I'm aristocratic.

I'm an aristocratic focus. Let him help you. So what are the upsides, right? So you put aside the addiction and how could you feel? How would you want to feel if you stopped? I want to feel well, just generally, I want to feel healthy. I want to feel like I can do more during the day in terms of I want my mouth. My breath is fine. No, my breath is fine. I can help with better breathing too. I want to breathe better and I also want to be able to go longer on the Peloton, not struggle so much when I'm doing yoga. And I just want to be there for my family and, you know, and your friends and your friends. Jason, this is another thing for us. We want friendship to be a big thing. He didn't even think to add that for my family. And that's it. Yeah, for us as well. If I died, I don't even I doubt that you guys would even come into my funeral. No, we would carpool. All right, so let's throw that out there. Yeah, we'd show up. We would Uber pool. And if we didn't make it, we didn't make it. You know, all right. So, okay. Yeah, cool. Well, here's the thing. Hypnotherapy is like magic. Okay, I can deliver magic, but you got to really want it.

All right. If you want to cut back, that's the first goal. Right. If you want to cut back to it's just an occasional habit. That's cool. We got to go where you want to go with it. And I can help you do it. And we can do it over the next week. Oh, shit. But we have to start now. I have to start now. And you want it. You have to dictate what you need. Well, here's the deal. This is costing us 10 grand an hour, by the way. Okay. All right. So I'm going to go. I'm going to talk with my bad. Thank you. All right. So that got him going. He cares about his money. You're quitting today. So I'm down to four or five a day. I would like to maybe do two a day and then figure it out from there. That's a good start. Okay. And we can do that. And I think once you feel in control of it and starts to taste a little nasty to you, then we can maybe, if you're interested, going all the way and finish it up.

But can I can I say this just to just throw this out there is because I since I just got sober and because of the pandemic, it's just, you know, I'm a guy that, you know, and because of my history and the trauma and all that stuff, right, like I'm a kind of guy that like, you know, I'm getting rid of a lot of these addictions and I'm not justifying it and I'm just saying that, you know, because of the stress level in which we all live in. Right. You know, I like to rely on certain vices. And it's going to be extra difficult, I think, because we are in this pandemic, but that being said, I'm willing to try. What would we don't try we do, we do try. That's what you said. Well, thanks. So I deal with anxiety, fears, certainly bad habits and trauma. Yes. So the things that you might be holding on to that are blocking you, you think you it's justified. If you want, we can get rid of how you're thinking about those traumas change that. So you feel better so that you might quit. I have a trauma therapist and EMDR and I'm doing all that stuff. Great. Great. You know, it's complimentary. You got, you know, it goes alongside. So it's up to you. I would never, this is a surprise, right? I would never push you into doing something that you don't feel comfortable with. It works again like magic for somebody who wants to change. I do want to change though.

All right, so let's talk. Can I ask specific questions then? Yeah, specific questions, specific questions, specific questions. All right. So we would meet off air to begin the hypnosis. Okay. And then you'll change your smoking habits over the next week. And then if you feel comfortable and you're enjoying the process, we'll actually do hypnosis session online next week. Okay, you prepared for that. I've been I've never been more prepared. But are you ready to quit? He does not be ready to quit. He can just change down. I just said, I'm going to quit.

Can you make him a better friend? Is that even a thing? That's not a thing. That's not a thing. That's a bad habit of not texting back. Can you hypnotize him for texting people back better? All right. So are you going to agree to this? I'm agreeing to it. Wonderful. This is very Jerry Springer-y right now.

Like you just went bring the baby mama. Way to see when we get the test results. It's going to change everything. So off air, you're going to you're going to get with him and you're going to work with him. Off air when you guys schedule and then you're going to do one. I want a live hypnotherapy. All right. So off air, we do that through zoom or something or FaceTime. Okay, we will do a hypnosis session.

Next week on air and that will lock. That's your quitting day. Next week. Yes, it is. That's your that's your agreement date, right? Whatever that is, I shouldn't say quit. You'll alter date, right? Where you're going to change your habits completely changed at that point. Okay.

So I can actually help your audience with this to anybody who's wanting to quit. Just for you guys, bad friends. If you want a small plug, if you don't mind. Yeah, go ahead. Cool. So if you go to village hypnotherapy, that's my practice village hypnotherapy like a town. Village hypnotherapy.com slash bad friends. Perfect. I have a discount.

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All right, we'll say thank you. Thank you so much. We can't wait to watch this show down. So we'll reconnect. Yes. Perfect. All right, brother, say thank you and goodbye, Bobby. Make it so. And engage.

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But I tell you what, we do have to cut out that guy's plug if this doesn't work. Wow, that's really nice of you. But I'm doing this for you because I really want you to quit smoking. Do you care though, really? This is the crux of what we're talking about. Let me say it right now. Here's my question for you.

Why do you have to assume ill intent with everything that either one of us are doing when it comes to our friendship towards you? Automatically. I have no agenda. I have genuine love for you. I'm going to tell you why.

Let me explain something real fast. Yes, it's on the show because I think it's entertaining to put on the show. But I knew the only way you would take me serious is if I put it on the show. If I said I'm going to get you hitting a therapist off air, you'd be like, I don't want to do it, shut up, leave me alone.

I'm just going to give you an example. This encapsulates my relationships with you Hollywood types. Oh my God. You're the most Hollywood. You're the most Hollywood. You're wearing a $9000 shirt.

This is $90 a shirt. You're the most Hollywood person. You're the most Hollywood guy on earth. I take a very big offense to that. I'm a man of the people. Oh my God. I grind it out with the fucking common folk. You complain constantly about not being around common folk.

That's not true. You know what you said to me when we had dinner at the house? What? About the steak thing and I said, oh man, I should go get steaks and you go, ew, ew, no, have someone bring us steaks. That's what you said. Postmates. Because he's always telling me I'm complaining.

But all this motherfucker does is complain. I'm going to tell you. But the narrative is out there, all these fucking idiot ass fans like, oh, you're complaining and you're getting griffin' because anything he says. So I got to have fat Lando for the rest of my fucking life. All this shit that these people say to me and that's

one of these narratives where I go, this motherfucker complains all the time. We commiserate with each other. But then you put it out there like I'm the only. I'm just going to tell you a story of that encapsulates my fucking relationship with you Hollywood types. I'm going to say that again.

We're not Hollywood types. I have a friend named Steve Byrne. We know him well. He calls me one day and he says, is this an Asian beef? It's not an Asian beef. He happens to be half Korean. I love Asian beef, by the way. It's delicious.

He calls me one day and he goes, I'm doing a movie. I'm doing a movie, he says. And I go, okay, cool. I want you in it. Thank you. A week later. When I was supposed to shoot. I see Jimmy O'Yan.

I'm in Steve Byrne's movie. He's good. He's a good actor and he's very funny. Listen, I picked Steve. I would pick Jimmy O'Yan. He's really good. Go ahead. It's either him or that fan.

Either or. Either or. All right. Anyway, you see Jimmy O'Yan. He's shooting the movie. I call Steve and I go, you called me for the movie. He goes, I'm going to use Jimmy O'Yan.

Yeah. But it was my feelings hurt. No, because that's what I expect out of you types. Steve Byrne has nothing to do with us. Wait, Andrew. Would this kind of be like if I said, hey, let's do a podcast

together. Yeah. And then you go, I decided to go with Andrew. No. Because you Hollywood types. No, you Hollywood types. You're a Hollywood mother fucker.

You a Hollywood mother fucker. How is it different? I already told you. You two Hollywood types. I said, right, stop. I said, you know how he is like. Yeah. He's aggressive.

Shut up. And he's cornering me into a fucking like, you know, it's like, and you know, I'm nice. You're nice and you took advantage of that and didn't tell me like you wanted Steve Byrne to tell you. No, that's not true. All right.

I'm just saying that I already called you. Would you have wanted a respectful call from Steve Byrne being like, Bobby, I've actually decided to go in a different direction. Would you have liked that call? Would that have made you feel good? Right. And that's why I called you. This is the same call.

Yeah, I called you and I said, top man to man, right? Friend to friend, right? Oh, yeah. And I said, you know what? Was I on that call? So he threw me under the bus. He goes, he's a bully. He blamed everything on me. By the way, this wasn't even my idea.

Whose idea was it? The first one that said, you guys really should. The fans in the last belly said, you should, you should. You should. So then it was, you should, you should, you should. And then we finally just, I said, do you want to do one? I'll do one. Are we going to do one or no? And then you said, well, you know, Griff had asked me before, but it never worked out

because then we did belly. And then you said to me, no, we can't do a show. And I said, okay. And then I said, do you want to do one or not? After the third time we did the show and well, you guys should just do one together. So don't put it on me. No, you, you're, you're twisting my fucking mind right now.

You're a mind twister. How? That's true. To tell you, to tell you, he's a mind twister right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You called me. Every fucking week, right? When are we going to do this, Bob? Because you, because at that point you agreed to it.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Look at your BDIs. Did you not agree to it? You're a fucking liar, man. So I bullied you into it. All right, well then you can quit and then he'll do it. No, I'm already knee-deep in it. I commit to it.

It's like a war, right? Here's the misnomer. He pretends like I made you, I forced you to do this podcast. Oh, he started, he poured it on like that. That's such bullshit. You manipulated him. Do you know why this happened? The truth be told, right?

I do know why. You know why. I can't say it on there, but you know why. All right, so that's that. But let me ask you this. What does that have to do with our friendship with you? What do you mean? How are you comparing what Steve Byrne,

he made a business decision. He said Jimmy O. Yang is hot right now. You know, he's hot. He's younger, skinnier. His hair is like... He's on a hot show and you're mad that he made that choice? Yes, I could understand.

All right, but what I'm saying is you're saying that we're going to do that to you? When have I ever done that to you? When have I ever not treated you like a brother? Same. Tell me. Same. What? Should we scroll that list again?

Yeah. Do you? Yeah. How many meals have we had? What do you treat me like? What do you mean? If that's how you treat him and he's your brother, then what do you treat me like? I love you, man. Oh, wow.

I haven't fucking loved you, man. I haven't loved you so much, man. So why won't, when we do something good for you, why won't you let us do something good for you? That's the point of all of it. That's exactly. When you were going through shit, I knew you were going through shit. I kept trying to call you.

I started at the comedy store. I tried to corner you and be like, and he took me into like a little freezer store. He took me in there and he was acting weird and he took off. And I was like, I don't know what's going on with this motherfucker. Those are my meetings. All I'm saying is,

I take offense for you saying that my friendship with you is some sort of Hollywood type with some hidden agenda. I'll have to be honest with you. Let's be honest. Okay. I was being defensive and I was throwing accusations around and that quite

possibly isn't the truth. Here's the truth. Can we mark the day? Truth. The truth is that I've told people and I've said this to Kalaila in the past.

I've said, Eric Griffin is somebody I feel like I've known all my life. He's somebody that if I had $20 million you know what I mean?

I didn't want to put it in a bank and I needed kept safe. I would probably give it to you and you wouldn't touch a dime of it. You're a good dude, man. I never said that. Kalaila. I just made that up. But that's how I feel.

You see what I'm saying? I mean... This is what I'm talking about. So he just made a scenario in his head that he was like, this sounds good. He does this all the time. I love it, I love it, right?

And with me, what? With you is you remind me, honestly, the first night do you remember the first night I saw you? I do remember. Delia and I were sitting there. We watched you perform

and I said to myself that guy has a future and then when I came up to you and I started talking and stuff, you were the kindest guy. I've only had the utmost respect for you as a stand-up and as an actor and everything.

You embody everything that I want to be in this business. You really are. You have it all. And not only are you, but it's how difficult it is being a white guy in this day and age to work. You embody something different.

So it's like I'm good, I'm waiting. I'm with you. Don't you feel like a rug is about to be like an ejector seat or something? I wish I meant that. I do mean it. So what we're saying is

from this day forward when we do something nice take it as a friendship. But dude, you have to understand, right? But that's not my history, dude. But it is with us. It is with us. What if I fucked you over?

I understand that, but it's about to happen. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? That's why I was upset. I'm upset because of like you treat me as if we're not even friends at all. And I'm just like wait,

I've earned more from you than that treatment. You and your fucking brother. So I'm sitting here like what's going on? This is and let's go in the past then. Let's go back in the past.

Let's go in the back. I'm going to use it with these candles as a little demonstration. Sure. But is this like a true story? Or is this like... Is this some Lord of the Rings? This is not Lord of the Rings. JK Rowling Lee kind of thing?

This is when I was born. Just a baby. Innocent. See, and that's the attack on my body as a baby. Don't baby body shame me. Don't baby body shame me. So you were born, this is post World War II.

This is right after the war. The baby boomers. Generation X, thank you. Anyway, so this part is what I want to talk about. This section. What's this section? Childhood, trauma, all that stuff. So throw that can on the ground.

But here, this is This is in 2000 when I thought, wow my life is really changing. Mad TV. Mad TV, Tonight Show. This is back when I did

Harold and Kumar. All those little things. When this little phase is over this gap right here was the darkest years of my life. This gap right here. In fact, one time I was really bummed

I was in the patio and Brian Callan walked to me and goes I heard you're really bummed about your career and I go, I am. You know what he's this fucker said to me? He goes, you should try taking acting classes. Oh man. Truth bomb.

I did a movie with you. We were good. You saw the scenes. I can't wait for that to come out. It's a good scene. In this gap, nobody helped me. Nobody. I didn't even know you.

And I was struggling in this business. And now this is the new era of Bobby Lee. So you have to understand that in this gap no one helped me. I was really depressed for many, many years. I didn't really make a lot of money.

I thought my career was over. This new thing is something's happened where it's shifted a bit for me. But you have to understand that this comes with a little suspect. I'm waiting for the rock to be you know what I mean? Pulled underneath me.

The house to collapse. You always have that fear. When I go into any kind of relationship or any kind of business engagement I put my walls up because this whole thing I don't want that to happen. I'm going to show you something.

I'm going to show you something. Just because he's better at learning through visuals. This is the point in time that you're speaking about. These are all the childhood before it. That gap that was there between this point 2000 and now.

Remember this gap? In the event that that happens again after this little Bobby Lee fun time wouldn't it be nice to know you have friends that are real? Thank you Rudy. Thank you for understanding.

Because what you have to understand is that at this point I thought I had allies like your types. We never did it. We were never not allies to you. You're telling me that there's people during this time.

You spoke the same way you spoke. And then when this happens again when this gap happens again where are you guys going to be? I'm just protecting myself for that moment. You know what? This is probably the most sort of real vulnerability

I've ever seen from him. So I'll say I understand that. But all I can tell you is all I can do is do what I've been doing. That's all I can do. And at some point You more than him I trust I think.

Dude I do literally everything for you. It's so annoying. I do everything for you. I just wanted to see what your reaction was. Anger, annoyance. That wasn't true. It was just a test.

It's a bad test. I'll say this then. As your friend, understanding all your trauma understanding all your weirdness I'm just telling you right now that I'm going to continue to keep doing what I've done and keep doing it until one day you can go

alright I trust you. You're my friend. That's all I can do. And I I just feel like this has been an attack on me. It's all been I've been defensive the whole time.

No, that's not true. You attack Griff the first three seconds of the show. That's joking. That's your defense mechanism all the time to deflect from being real about anything. Right. Fine. Alright. Anytime we get real he goes, you're knuckles. You have some shit to say.

Okay, I just was vulnerable here. The vulnerability was nice. We still love you. I love you too. Pause. I love you as well. Andrew, I love you. Too. I do.

We love you. Let's just relax. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. And we're glad that Griff came. You need to go. The problem is when you have one of these Apple Watches

and you get all these notifications for shit. Maybe you have so much hair there. Here we go. And we're back. And we're back. How has it been at the house, Rudy? Are you okay? Yeah. Is everything okay? Yeah. Everything's fine. The construction is loud.

Well, you guys are staying at the house during the construction? Yeah. I thought you said you were going to go out. I have too many animals. And then it's like, I have a cat named Ming. Yeah. And she's peeing blood. Okay. So just put it outside. That's what you do.

Put that cat outside. No, you put it down. I'm saying you put it outside. Let the outside take care of it. I have to be honest with you. That should be handled on the streets. That's nature, man. I love Ming more than I love some of my cousins.

All right. I love my animal. Last night we spent a lot of money to get her fucking urinary tract analyzed. She has a UTI? I don't know. We had to get x-rays. Right? We went over there.

And it's just expensive. How many animals do you have now? Six. You have a petting zoo at your place. Oral surgery, oral surgery, all that stuff. Can you guys start getting new dogs? No, they hold on to them forever

and then they regenerate. I don't know what you guys do. It's freaky. You had a dog for 25 years. He's a fucking Robocop dog. Without my animals, I think this pandemic would be... Couldn't agree more.

I love your dog. Your dog is so cute. It's been 30 days for some reason. But are you struggling? I want to know how it is for you. Because Rudy doesn't get enough attention and love. She needs to know that she... Are you struggling in the house?

No, it's fine. Well, let me show you something. Because you're such a big Hunter-Hunter fan, we had somebody reach out to you to say hello to you. Okay? Rudy, it's me, Hisoka, from Hunter-Hunter.

You are the best. I think you are the coolest knife girl in the world. Santino, you're too angry. Cool it out, bro. And you, Bobby Rhee, you're a crazy,

weird, round, squishy little man. And I love you. I love you all. Wow. That's Hisoka from Hunter-Hunter. Isn't that cool? That's Hisoka, that's her favorite character. I understand, but who's doing the voice there?

Hisoka, the guy that does it. Listen to it again. Is that really the voice guy? Listen, you can tell. Is this like Cleveland? Listen, you can tell. She knows it's Hisoka. Ready? This is you.

I just want to tell you... Alright, here's the real deal. It's not me, first of all, it's not me. Second of all, I tried to get the real Hisoka. I DM'd Hisoka for you. I DM'd him, and I wrote in Japanese. In Japanese I wrote him because I said

a friend of ours is such a big fan it would mean the world to us if you if you could if you could be on the show and he said back to me in Japanese, buzz off. Buzz off. Did he really? No, but I did send him a DM. I sent him a DM.

Look, I sent him a DM. In Japanese, you can see it. Can you roll the outtakes, please? Andrew filming it, and the funny he was having. That's not my voice. But I have to say without Rudy... Giuliano. It's me, Hisoka.

Having Rudy in the house has been a life saver. I know, huh? She does everything. She brings a lot of light. She does everything in the house. So he's an indentured servant. We have bargains. I don't want to say the S-word. She gets to sleep in one of the good rooms.

Is it like Harry Potter? Are you under the stairs? Tonight you get to sleep on two bales of eggs. Let me ask you something. Are you happy with the room you're in? Have you walked around the house and been like, this room would be better? You think you're in a better room? It's what I'm saying.

Hey, hey, hey. You're supposed to do that stuff. What else would she be doing? Yeah, where's she supposed to put her stuff? Am I a good uncle to you? Yes. Really? What else are you going to say right now?

Okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, Juliana. Since we're out, because you've seen this episode, I'm getting obliterated here. That's not true. I'm getting obliterated. Obliterated? Since we're here,

I'm going to give you the opportunity to give me some criticism of how I could be better as an uncle to you in the house. This is wonderful. You can start with, like, showering more. Go ahead. I think you can complain less.

Oh, shit. Hold it. What do I complain about? Everything. Hold it. There's got to be more. I think that you can make

your lives a bit easier with you not being dramatic. Wow. Is there more? Keep going, girl. You can try to clean your mess

and not wait for others to help you. Get to his acting. This is great. Keep going. You're just getting started. There's one that you're holding out and I know it. There's one that you really want to say. You can say it. He said you can say it.

Go ahead. I think you don't need to save your boogers for me because I try and do my best and then I respect you. Okay.

Just to clarify. So when you say save his boogers, he digs in and then he brings them to you. He collects them and he tries to punish her with them. That's a thing that he does.

Go on. Have I ever put a booger on you? Yeah. A bloody one. One time. On your back. That's all the changes! I apologize for that.

Is that it? I have some things I need to express. About rude? Don't be vindictive. What the fuck do you think she was doing? Wait. Acknowledge what she said first. I heard everything you said.

You can't get revenge right away. I'm not going to get revenge. No, I just you know every once in a while in the house, I would like an ally because I get ganged up on

and no matter what Kalilah says, you agree right? No matter what it is you know? She could say something like Hitler was alright and she'd be like, yeah, auntie Hitler was alright she doesn't give a fuck, right?

That's dope though that she stands by Kalilah, she stands by her. Like for instance today, right, I had some extra steak leftover on my salad just get me out, alright? And I'm feeding them little chunks of steak just meat, fresh meat. The dogs? Yeah.

Little leftovers, would you do the same? I do do that, I did it this morning. Exactly, right? And she comes in all judgy like, what are you doing? And I go, don't tell Kalilah I did that. It's too much. You know what I mean? I wasn't even...

Let's just say it, right? And I want it too much let me say something to you little brat. Oh, hey, hey she didn't use any slurs, no slurs She didn't attack you, and she could have She could have, alright? You won, you little one Is that better? You little sweet person

Sweet little one, alright? And I want to say this, is that like I I don't want to live, I don't want to feel like I'm being spied on, right? And I also don't like Narx Right? And every once in a while you know, I would just like you to like let things pass every once in a while

so I don't get in trouble all the time Okay, I have a question Do you have a secret agreement with Kalilah to like watch over him? No It's a blood pact. Does she say to you Hey, when I'm not around, watch just mother fucker. Yeah, but she knows

she gets points from Kalilah when she does Yeah, yeah, that's what it is Let me ask you another question, alright? If I said right now Hey, you know what? I want to stop by Starbucks and get a cup of coffee. Don't tell to Kalilah Will you tell her? Maybe now I won't

Okay, wait Are you starting to see that Are you starting to see the error in that having a friend That's the thing, Breiber What's our contract? Without abuse But also, give her some more money

Breiber with money and stuff They like money and stuff Young people want money She's not like that. If I say hey can I buy you some shoes? I don't need it But if Kalilah bought her shoes it'd be great. But she just wants you to give her the money for the shoes so she can buy whatever she wants

Anime and all that shit Whatever she wants, that's what she She already fucking knows whatever she needs I'll get it for her. You know that, right? Do you have an iPad? Yeah. Who got you that iPad? You. Exactly. Don't rub it in. I'm not rubbing it in

These are factual information I know. Well then don't say it's all good Rub it in tone! Who pays for your phone? You. Exactly But do I ever rub that in? Until now? No. Exactly But you forget about that shit, don't you?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Bobby, Bobby, Bobby Fuck a little shit, don't you? Whatever you need If you said Uncle Tito, I want Hunter Hunter Season 19 I'll buy Hunter Hunter Season 19 Without using it

against her. I think this is fair what he's saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah He's gonna work on some of these things But you can't just immediately be like You know, I see Kalilah Bobby was drinking Starbucks and he gave the dogs milk I don't always snork on him

Yeah, always But why do you do it? I only snork on him when he does things the wrong way See, there we go Okay, give us an example What's the wrong way? When he tried

to give food to the dogs I think it's the wrong way because the dogs are getting more spoiled and then the dogs are asking for... a health thing So this is like an opinion thing though Maybe

You ratted him out because you have a different opinion And this is why I love you, man That's smart thinking And that's the right approach Very nice But let me tell you something I'm gonna split the difference

This right here will dictate a lot between us I'm sure of you And I know you probably do give the dogs an insane amount of shit sometimes

You know what I'm saying Yeah, you want to go to war No, I'm saying Am I wrong? Let me step in on this though Why are you expecting less? He got you an iPad He pays for your phone

He said you living in a house He said he'll get season 19 of Hunter x Hunter whenever you want You're not even doing shit, there's no equipment over there So now you're telling me that when he does that for something else you're like, oh this is wrong, so maybe you're spoiled

Wow Oh shit Maybe you shouldn't get an iPad and you should start paying for your phone bill Oh shit Rudy Andrew will pay for your phone bill I'm just saying

You guys belong together Yeah, they're perfect for each other She cleans up his mess The honest truth Since we're talking honesty and being real I may I've always wanted to have a kid

I've always wanted one And having you around the house gives me a glimpse of how great a kid would be Let's get you a kid Why don't you have a kid? Let me finish with my fucking compliment But if I ever have a kid

I will want a kid just like you Aww You could adopt her He's fucking 19 now Perfect, you skip all the bad shit Kick her out whatever you need I always tell her I go we're driving or whatever

You know It drives me crazy She has Auntie Luisa Just don't roll your eyes In the car I ask her Who do you love more Auntie Luisa or me I knew her longer

She's family What has she done for you? That's a diplomatic thing She's known her longer That's blood Deep down inside I love her Where's Auntie Luisa? Is she back in the Philippines?

Yeah, we don't need her anymore But guess what? Auntie Luisa is here Come on out Auntie Luisa Jake, I got you It's late already You got COVID tested yesterday? Today too Oh for your TV shoot

I got one Tuesday as well Did you get one? A few weeks back Have you ever gotten one? I hate it They do probably a thousand a day That's what scares them

As if they're churning butter They're whisking some eggs for our omelette Why can't they do blood? It's only in your nose It's intrusive They jam it into the top There's a chemical

It's like a methyl chemical You sneeze every time Did you guys do the antibodies to see if you used to have it? No, I didn't do that I just did a straight test If you have the antibodies then I'd be less nervous about traveling

I would scare me less if I had it already Let me ask you about traveling Do you have any dates lined up or no? I was going to do a college gig and then they made it virtual You got paid for a virtual gig? Dude, I want to do that so bad Miss college, so it doesn't matter

I keep pushing them back I just don't know about getting on a plane At a certain point too though How much money is enough money to be like, okay, I'll get on this plane and deal with the connection But I feel like First of all, fly direct, always

It just depends on some of these places That was the thing I did last year I said I'm not going to go if I can't get there one way If I can't just land in the city and get there by car close I'm not going to go drive It just wears on you By the way, did you see the guy who killed Bin Laden?

He posted a picture of him on a plane not wearing a mask and said I'm not a pussy? Did you see that? Well, listen, here's the problem Delta banned him from their flights and the irony of this whole thing that many people explain in the thread

but this is what the internet does Fucking piece of shit, what an asshole Who cares if he killed Bin Laden? That's a dick move He's making a military joke When you look at the photo I'll bring it up He's sitting on a Delta flight, a guy next to him Bin Laden

Killer Won't wear a mask A guy sitting next to him was wearing a USMC shirt A Marine Corps shirt Right here He's wearing a Marine Corps hat He tweeted I'm not a pussy

But he probably did have a mask and he was just making a joke He's making a military joke about the Marines That was what the thread turned into By this time his wife had made him delete the tweet because she's like you went viral What did you do?

It's all over the place He shows her what he did thinking it's a joke and Delta now bans him from flights because it says I'm not a pussy He had a mask, you know he just took it off to take the photo because he thought that was funny Isn't that fucking crazy though? It's out of hand

He moved by Delta banning the guy that killed Bin Laden He might come back after your ass I'm not messing with a Bin Laden killer It's sort of like He wasn't by himself by the way On the flight? No when he killed Bin Laden He didn't fly there on like a southwest flight He just happened to be the guy that walked in the room

He was the first one I know but I've seen the movie You act like it's not insanely hard to kill It's difficult I would've killed all the kids in the house before I could You would've killed yourself first It's on my fucking face

Bobby we're going in I would've been dead first That's not my point I thank him for doing it But I'm just saying that He was with a bunch of guys with the little It's a bad joke This is a bad joke?

This thing is going on here This is a bad joke This Fuck you Griff This is a bad joke The internet gets a hold of things They create their own narrative But ban him from Delta

That's a little over the top We're not going to stop People from wearing masks He's probably going to wear a mask Some people are going to wear it I'm now in a point of view Go ahead Don't wear a mask

I'm going to wear one This is him thinking it's a funny thing He should've just sent this as a text to his friend Listen I hate wearing a mask Just like I don't always like wearing a seat belt Or I always don't like the things that you have to do It doesn't even bother me

I hate it, I can't stand it Is it because your ears are wide? There we go Are you happy? I love it Stop, no you do have a big head But what is it? He says it's bigger than my proportion to his body

You're right He's like a yellow snowman It's still bigger If somebody peed on the ground And they rolled it into a snowman If an ant's head is bigger It's still bigger Tell me why you don't like wearing a mask

I understand I don't like wearing a mask But at the same time too I also don't like the energy people give you About when you don't have a mask on I think that is part of the problem too It's like Yo Mind your fucking business

I said I said you just put it on But I'm saying you know Sometimes you forget I forgot I want you to go through A coffee bean drive through I'm in the drive through

And I get up to pay And the guy slams the thing shut He's like Just the way he was active You know Then you get it and you go Yeah bitch give me my fucking shit I just kissed it

It didn't have to be so demonstrative To not wear one It just makes it a whole thing He could have been a little bit nicer That's all I'm saying People could be a little bit nicer That's because you're at a coffee bean You go through Jack in the box

They're like take off the mask and no one gives a shit over here I understand you're in a drive through You need this I'm not trying to be like A rebel Some drive throughs are like They wear them and I just take it through the window And I don't come near them

But I'm saying it's not crazy That I didn't have the mask on It's not like I'm walking into a fucking Rudy is an anti-masker Anti-vax, anti-mask She says that all the time I don't wear mask Yeah you don't

Adamant about it Gryff's going to sign off the show for us Look inside that single camera and say thank you No because I know what you're going to do You're like okay Gryff do this And then you hang up on me You don't fucking do it Gryff

I'm out Wow The disrespect Thank you for being a bad friend