Bad Friends - Bad Friends Worldwide

Episode Date: May 4, 2020

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Download the free anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Welcome to the show Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. I'm Bobby Lee. I'm Andrew Santino and this is Bad Friends We love we love we love to cook. We love to clean Can you imagine if we did one of those shows if we do like an HGTV show? Oh my god Do you do you watch do you watch those the flipping property brothers and all that stuff? I love when they flip flip flip. I love it. I love when they take a really shitty house Right and they turn it into it like a shitty house, but it looks better. It's a better shitty house

Yeah, and they sell it for tons of money I know, you know, I you know when we were looking for houses we were there were some houses Where it was like, you know, I mean a crack house. Yeah, and the client would be like we could just you know Buy for cheap and flip it You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, why are we flipping flipping a house is people think it's like a thing you can just do Yeah, no, it's impossible. Number one. Okay. First of all, I don't know how much wood costs. Let's take a guess Like I don't even know what the like two by four I don't even know what the dimensions to get done. You got it. The dimension is a two by four

Well, I go to Home Depot and I go hi. Um, so this show them a photo. Welcome to Home Depot. How can I help you? Hi, so I bought a crack house down in Crenshaw. Yeah, that everything here in Los Angeles is a crack house, right? So here's the house. Okay. I see that piece of shit. See the floor. Yeah, that means barely a floor. It's crack linoleum It's crack linoleums and also there are like weeds growing. Anyway, I need to put new hardwood floors in okay How much is it? Mmm? How much do you think you want to give us? I'll give you a half a million Done. That's how much it costs and then so that I so then I put it in my car. Yep How do you bring it to the car on your shoulders shoulders would be right? That's even that I can't do that I don't even know. Yeah, and then who are you gonna hire to install it? Do you have somebody Raul Jose?

Alejandro and there one guy. That's his name Raul Jose Alejandro It's one guy. I could do basically everything. Yeah, and then um Then I would that's that right and then now Mildew what do you do with that? Oh my god? You have to have someone come come and kill a disinfect and scrape and yeah Yeah, so I Hire that guy. How much is that guy 800 900,000, right? So yeah, that's I'm already a million deep Yeah, with floors and mildew scraping. You're done. Yeah, I'm done. I mean the whole how much you gonna flip the house for Fort probably at 200 bucks. I made 200 extra dollars. Yeah. Yeah after taxes. You lost 800. I lost it

Yeah, so I don't know how to do that. No, no that that idea is impossible Also, you don't have the time to live in the house. That's gonna be flipped That's why we would have to get an Airbnb or go to a hotel room with the fucking knives the knives that she has Honestly, everyone has been sending me emails about Rudy's knife knife dreams. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah dissecting it Well, they also dissected your vampire eggs. Yeah, a lot of it was Stardew Valley by the way, that's where they think all of it comes from I think well the eggs definitely for Stardew Valley and the vampires. Yeah, but the wooden vacuum killer. There's no way Yeah, they did say there was something in the game

There's not a wooden vacuum cleaner in Stardew Valley. Something that was about cleaning that was in the game Maybe I don't know. I sound like a psychic right now. Yeah, I'm getting a vibe for maybe someone a cousin But I'll tell you another thing. Yeah, it is The other day a couple of weeks ago. I said Rudy time out. You said a couple of the other day a couple of weeks ago The other day a couple of weeks ago. I say yeah, the other day a couple of last month today. Yeah, it doesn't matter It's in the past. I get it. Okay, so don't correct me. No doubt, but I was asking her and I don't know if you remember this I go We're the knives that It's you did the Bobby. It's in the compartment. So I had to open up the fucking right

The dishwasher and there's a compartment right above it above it with all the but I don't need that's not where the knives really go Well, that's I think she's hiding it or something. No, no, that's where the that's where they go I put it up there in the top. You're saying you pull out the top. That's where the knives are, right? Yeah, really? That's where they go. Yeah, well, then that's my bad Well, then that's my bad because in my mind. I'm like, why is she we have the same dishwasher? It's up. You put it's above the dishes, right? Yeah, yeah, that's where the knives go. Yeah, that's all I wanted to know But by the way, I don't trust her with you know what she said to me last week She goes she goes um, hey, what um, do you guys ever do sponsors that like maybe I could have some of the things and I was like

Yeah, I mean we have a bunch of We have a bunch of different ad reads. What like what do you want? I can get you something and she goes It's a BMW. Do you do? Do you do knives like Japanese knives? And I said really and she goes just like seven or eight kitchen knives maybe That's what she asked for. Yeah, didn't you ask for sharp knives? Yeah, and I and I said what for and you said I collect them and that's yeah And do you have um those Japanese, you know, you know schoolgirl uniforms that I can have yeah, that's what you wanted She wanted a schoolgirl school school school uniform knives. Yeah, right and she wanted to go and fucking kill everyone in the fucking house

I've seen that movie before really you're scary, but I but I like you but you're scary, dude Do you think you could have do you think that dream that you had that everyone keeps talking about it? Like we keep getting emails of the fan page Do you think that you? Had that dream because you there's someone in your life that you hate that you just can't tell that you hate you can't say it to them No, someone predicted they said Rudy has pent up aggression towards a person in her life that did her wrong I think I think I think I know who it is, but I don't want to get private in the in the Is a family member. No, I think maybe that you because you know, maybe because your dad wasn't around

No, I don't really care about my dad. There it is. That's true. Yeah, that was it. That was it. I felt it. Yeah Did you see feel it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's yeah the knives the school. That was it. Yeah, that's killing Youth anger madness. Yeah, that makes a revenge. Yeah, you have you have because she's also one of the type of people Yeah, I say, how do you feel? Fine, how do you feel right now? Okay? Yeah, so yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, deep. It's either fine or okay Well, is it other layers? Is it ever good Rudy? Or do you ever feel good? Get closer to the mic, Juliana? Get closer to the mic. Sometimes. Like you like what's a good day for you? Um, I don't know like being with the dogs being with the dogs is a good day

I like that a lot. We did something yesterday That and I call I listen never to talk about it. Talk about it Talk about it. She said never time. I'm gonna get a big truck. Should we not talk about it? So I had to do ADR yesterday for some movie that I did what movie I did a movie with Erica Wait, seriously? Yeah, what was it? It's called Mayfair games What yeah, it's with me Eric Griffin, Marilyn Ricegub, Sean Austin From Lorna the Rings Rudy Rudy. Yeah, and not you so I did ADR for that and then it was over What you know you do an independent movie so always the ADR places is in like some guy's basement. It was in a house

Yeah, some guys house. Yeah, it's always something. He's like, what's up? I'm Steve. You're looking for Dan Smoking up front. Yeah. Also the guy first of all we go I go I don't want to do it and they go no, dude. We're like quarantine to like we're real safe, right? We fucking drive up the guy has no mask no glove and he's just out there smoking. What's up, man? I literally just said that That's exactly what happened right and the club don't you can't go in there? So I fucking I have to do it So I did it right and then and then client goes. Let's take a drive by the beach

I've done that not go on the beach, but just no I've taken a drive by the beach. It's right. It's nice, right? So nice, but she did something She said something, huh? That is so unlike her Right, it's it's almost as if um, this is how crazy it is. It's like a priest going up. No, that's not crazy Let me think of a priest going come here a little boy. No. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's it. No, it's like um If Al magical said that he Choked a baby. That's how shocking, you know, they'll be shocking, right?

Who's baby? Yeah, no, you're saying is something out of the ordinary out of the ordinary But so we're driving on the beach and she goes You want to see if Lily's is open? Lily's like the Cafe, no, what is Lily's? I'm gonna see if you are ever in Malibu Malibu when the quarantine's over Yeah, the next best Mexican food restaurant of all time is it in the Malibu Is in Malibu no no in the strip mall there, but yes, I know what it is. I know in there

Yes, I know exactly what it is so fucking good. No, you didn't tell me about it. Did you tell me about it? I don't know it's in that strip. I know exactly what you're talking about and she goes you want to get Lily's and And I literally right remember what I my tears you started crying. Oh my god. Oh, what pop Because it's over. Don't don't tease me. No, she wanted to get it. No, she this is she I told you before right? She is the she is Quarantine Queen. Yeah, you don't leave the house for no reason. You don't touch nobody, but you can order food from no We don't we've never even done that Wow, right? So she goes. Let's see if they're open

they were open and Fucking Rudy ran in the restaurant. You really send in recent. We send in a slave. We called it Yeah, we brought in the fucking guinea pig I go a go-go-go and I kicked her out the fucking did you wear a mask? No. Yes. Yeah She runs and she goes I'm here for yeah, yeah, and they're like, you you know, I mean She's got the night. Yeah, so we took the food and we went by kind of like the street on this hill We ate just golfed it down. Yeah, and it was literally, you know, Kaleila said This is the way we should always eat food, you know, because it's like we you know, I had lilies before

Once a month, I would just ride a Malibu not that big of a deal, but when it's special like that Yeah, you know, they say I don't know if you know the statistic, but they say that Somebody that was in a horrific car accident, right who's paralyzed from the neck down is happier Than somebody who wins the lottery Well, that seems subjective. It's not I'll tell you why I'll tell you why I could just let me just finish my point. Okay

Because the person that like, you know, imagine somebody who has no money. He was a lottery, right? The friends begin begin to use them. Yeah, right Family members start asking for money, right? You you spend it. You don't know how to use it. You don't have to invest you've never had money before and You start getting paranoid about people and whatnot. It generally makes you a very unhappy Yeah, that's true statistically most people that win the lottery and when somebody is in a car accident paralyzed neck down little things like

tasting orange juice is The happiest moment in your life when you're able to do this with your finger. I Move my finger. That's a huge thing and also you realize who really loves you Could the people that are by your side helping you through the you know, I mean Dancing no dancing, but helping you through the physical therapy You're right, right? And then you know me and there's always someone you can do a Bobby Like Kalei would be there put your left foot. I don't know. It's shaky, right? You wouldn't do it. Yes. I wouldn't you wouldn't rehab at all I would rehab. I use the bars, right? No, I go. It's shaky and you can do it

You would never you would be like yeah, and you feel happy and give me oranges Oh my god at the flavors, you know, I mean you wouldn't you would never rehab That's fucking so rude. It would be your dream if you got paralyzed in a car accident Bob. Yeah, they're like well It's gonna be hard to get you back on your feet Or you could stay in a wheelchair in a bed in a couch and play video games and just fucking hang out on your fat ass all Day and you're gonna be like that's true. Yeah in that way. It's true But I know this about myself. I know that two years in you can walk and it's hard to get you to walk It's hard to get you up and about you. I know how to do it, right?

I've done it before I can do it again. I know but like I know that yeah, I'd be paralyzed, right? Why do you keep doing this? Are you a skeleton? What it are you like a ghost? What is this? So I'm sitting there right and I'm playing video games and I can't walk Mm-hmm, and I'd be like this is cool and people are just feeding me hot pockets or whatever your dream your dream Right, right, and it's like but then I know that let me just see What's on TV and once I clicked over the television and I saw you yeah, right on a TV show it would immediately go Fuck I gotta get back out there And so that I know that cut to the montage scene of you you're in the water you're swimming and then this instructor is like

Bob you're doing good, and then you turn you're like Oh shit in the pool, and everyone's like get out of the pool Yeah, I could see it. No you could you'd you would I know what you're saying But between the the lottery winner and the I understand what you're saying because you learned to appreciate things look I said this on this I said this on this thing that I did want the solo thing I did and I mean this this is very sentimental. What is it one of my favorite? Start from the beat no no no I know I said this on this other podcast is what I'm saying I

Don't know who's I did it on okay, but anyway One of my favorite music artists is a guy named Warren Zevon. You know his music You don't know it, but he wrote the song werewolves in London. You know that don't right So Warren Zevon his last appearance when he had cancer on Letterman By the way if you have on YouTube, please watch it. It's fucking incredible Him and Letterman became very close and he decided to do his last TV appearance playing music on Letterman because he loved him so much and Letterman goes is there anything that you know now? Being in the stage four of cancer that you are

Let this late in your life that you can like impose wisdom upon us something that we like need to know And it was like he asked it so profoundly and he didn't it's it could be taken in a way That's like oh, you're dying so tell us what you know, but he did it so nice and Warren said you know I Think I've just learned to enjoy every sandwich And that's what you're saying. That's exactly what you were saying. He was just saying You just have to enjoy every sandwich so the Lily's story. I'm saying it paralleled. It's real now You just bring up another question. What about that? What? What is it gonna be like? Do they have sandwiches? No, I mean, it's like, you know, I do sometimes think that especially in quarantine

What's that's gonna be like? Yeah, I just I don't want to die. You're not gonna. Don't think about it Well, I mean you're gonna. Yeah, but when no time soon. Yeah, I can see when people are gonna die Can you really? I guess I've had that before and guess who's gonna die pretty early Actually Rudy's gonna live so long. Oh my god, she's gonna marry some fucking old bill Listen, she's gonna meet some old billionaire. Yeah, some, you know, one of these guys He pulls up in a Bentley and he's like, hey Filipino girl Get in and she's like, okay. Yeah, and she hops in and he and he's like I want you to be my girlfriend and none of that And she's like, okay, but no touch and he's like a whatever and he thinks he's got the best of her

Well, she's been she starts poisoning him, right? Right, one of those slowly poisons him, right? He never gets to even touch her. She stays pure pure. Yeah, no gross pig man touch her Yeah, he dies. She gets all of his money. She goes back to the Philippines. She takes care of all of her family She comes back here. Yeah, right and she opens up a very successful knife shop in Beverly Hills Yeah, Rudy's knives also just FYI. Yeah, her dad's a lawyer Her stepdad's a lawyer. She comes from good stock over there. Why are we paying you? I'm not gonna pay her She used to live like rose from from 90 day fiance Yeah, five with the pigs and stuff. Yeah, she remembers it when her dad was going through law school and all that stuff

She was burning had no right. They both shit in a bucket used to poop in a bucket No, well it get closer to the mic. No, did you have so in that old house? You were living it. Did you have a toilet that flushed? No, see that's what I'm saying the word is it But we don't poo in a bucket. Where do you poo then in the ground at a hole in the ground? It's a broken It's a broken toilet. So does it so just let it build up in the fucking toilet. It doesn't fucking flush What are you talking about? Yeah, push it down and the gravity takes

Well, okay Speaking of internationalisms. Yeah, we have fans from all over the world. No, but check this out. This is crazy. We aligned There's like six or seven people in a waiting room from all over the world. We don't know where they're from Jorge and Andres did it for us. Do you want to talk to people or not? Oh, I'd love to I don't want to I want to connect With people from all over the world. You seriously want to I? Have no choice. So let's do it All right, George do it line it up. Let's go. Who's the first human being? Bad friends around the world Patrick Laird Laylard Layland Layland

Yeah, where I can't we can't see your video Pat But I'm trying to figure out now. Oh, there you go. Yes, son of a Patrick Where are you? What do I mean? What are you on earth? Are you on planet earth? Are you on earth? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know Are you on earth? Yeah, what do you mean? That's what we mean. We're on earth. Are you on the planet? I'm in Como What's comor? Como?

What is where's that at? It's like at the bottom of England. Oh Como or the bottom of England. Yeah What football what football club do you support? Manju Manju that's Bobby's gonna be pissed off about that dude. You know, I'm an Arsenal fan a huge fan Yeah, oh you did okay, what do you do patch? I'm a security guard What are you securing? University

Dangerous dangerous. They need you. What does it say behind you on the wall? Does it say a cuss word pal? You know what young man, I've said twice to you to take that down your father's gonna be ticked off when he gets home What time is it there? What time is it? Yeah? Half 11 at night. Yeah, they do that thing half 11. Does that mean that's 10 30 or is that 11 30? 11 30. Yeah, so just say 11 30. Yeah, fucking British. These guys You lie me hooligan you by the way half 11 half 11 would be fucking 5.5 So it's not is it 5 30 that would be half 11. Are you a bad friends fan? So people in England listen to some of them some of them listen to us

He does for sure how many people how many people in the town where you live know know about the show Probably just me. Okay. Yeah. That's good. What do you like about it? I don't know you just very funny. Oh Thank you so much British do this great thing where they say something was such with a lack of confidence Yeah, that they ask a question over so they so if you're like you like it and they go yeah I mean, don't yeah, I'm right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he wants to make sure he goes you pretty funny Yeah, like he's asking us if they're asking us and then we're supposed to go. Yeah, we are funny and he goes Yeah, you are. Yeah, and then we're gonna. Yeah, and he goes. May I show you? Oh, yeah, don't you think? Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah, so I can but just just just a guest a wild wild insane uneducated guest you smoke pot Yeah, do you smoke a lot? Yeah Yeah Wait, did they have medicinal use there in England? I don't know. Do you guys know? What is it there? Is it's is it? Oh, but what are they gonna do? They're not gonna the cops don't even have guns What can they do? They're like come on stop smoking, please put it down. Well, yeah, and you're like fuck you copper Yeah, no, let me ask you something. How do you get it?

I had elite more illegally I'm not gonna run out me friend No, seriously, it's a buddy that does it right. There is no stores. There's not even medicinal stores, correct? Yeah, not just some old man. Just an old man that you know that girl. That's awesome So have you have you been Michael Cain? It's gotta be Michael Cain is it Brian Bryden When you're having sex with your girlfriend is that banner above you Just to give you instruction on how to do it

Okay, yeah, he's too when he's too high and he's on top of his like right fuck it Fuck it fuck it. Yeah, Patrick. You're the best dude. Thank you for being a bad friend. We love you very much All right, we're gonna answer another international call. You're the best dude. Keep spreading that word. Keep that university safe. Love you, dude All right, all right, brother Hell yeah, they got stoners over there idea the hotheads are everywhere. Oh my god. They're all over this great beautiful world Yeah, all right. Let's see who's next on the international docket. You know how we had people from all over the world was this Well, we have ladies and and boys boys and girls that are both on this on this feed with us right now in the waiting room was a bunch of people Bobo who wanted to get on?

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What are you? I'm close to it Yeah, yeah When are you getting out of that insane asylum? When are they letting you out of that fucking that padded room? Where are you right now? I'm in Serbia. Whoa. Oh my god. Serbia Russia. Do you know where Serbia is? Well, I've seen Eastern promises. There you go Nope, I don't know what that is. No, no, that was a really good movie. What time is it in Serbia?

This is just my gonna be my favorite question. What It's I guess 20. I guess it's midnight around midnight. Oh 20 minutes to 1 a.m. Can I ask you a question? Um, are you single? Yes, are you heterosexual? Yes. All right, so let's do a little contest. Um, you know, if Andrew and I were both, uh, Singles Andrew and I were both single. I mean, which like where where would you lean to you think? You're not gonna hurt anyone's feelings. I'm fine. We're totally fine

It'll hurt my it'll hurt my it'll hurt my feelings if you say Bob I have a story Oh, okay. Okay. I I Kind of had a sex dream with Andrew I know where it came from. No, wait, what's the sex dream? Can you tell us what it is? Wait a minute. I have a glass of wine. Oh my god. She used to be blackout before she thinks about fucking me Okay, so let's hear the sex dream So, I don't know where it came from. I just had a dream one night

Yeah Okay You're very kind of romantic kind of like a long long-term boyfriend kind of thing Yeah, where were we? Where were we in the dream? Did we were out on a hill somewhere like on a boat? Was I in the dream at all? Was I a valet? I had a dream with you as well. It wasn't a sex dream But I had a dream with Bobby me Bobby in Kanye West were driving in a car and the car crashed That was my dream that's my dream wait, did you guys died did anybody die?

I promise I'm not on drugs. I just have like very crazy dreams That it's that is wild. Yeah, so you had a sex dream with a romantic sex dream with Andrew and I burned in a fiery Yes Yeah, you won you won yeah, you won Say your names because I can't see it it says Alexander Alexander, what do you do? What do you do during the day hours when you're not having sex dreams about me and Bobby dying in a fire? I Therapist a very young one, but I am like a psychotherapist. Oh nice. Okay. You're helping people out. How's that been going?

well It's kind of a difficult Situation in Serbia when it comes to jobs. So it's kind of I'm volunteering at the moment I'm I work in customer service. That is where where I get my money from But I do I do therapy Can I ask you a question about We don't hear a lot of a lot about Russia and COVID is it are you guys fine out there or is yeah, is it out there? Yeah, I guess the well where I live people have been through some shit

So they're kind of used to it They just like bought all of the things that they could buy at the beginning of this in March and they're just just like chilling at home People in Russia don't give a dude. They've they're fucking They live through such tough shit. I would like to say that I am from Serbia, but Serbia, that's right. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. He said Russia and I copied it. That was my fault. Yeah, I apologize Right, so they're tough. Yeah, they're tough. Yeah, other things going on. There's tanks. Their lives are tougher than ours Yeah, there's always a guy with a gun nearby snow James Bond is always ruining their country for some reason the night kings probably from there

Yeah Well, we love you very much. Thank you for being our bad friend. We really appreciate you I'm like three minutes. I'm keeping my cool right now, but this this was very cool. Thank you. You're the shit Thanks for listening. We really appreciate you. Thank you. Yeah, I read the love read the love around Serbia Let him know about us and put your dreams. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Have a dream about Bobby next time and I'll watch All right, thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. That was hurtful. I just why that hurt your feelings that she had a sex dream about me Yeah, because it's like She could have lied. No, no, she couldn't have lied

Because I feel I feel like every girl is gonna say they had a sex dream about you. That's not true Why and why because I'll tell you why because when I told you the other day on the phone the Ed Big Ed yeah, big head Ed who never said that Lila was too hot for me. Yeah, this is what he did say on Instagram live Yeah, you started laughing Because that's funny. No, it's because you think it's true. No, I don't I think it's funny that a guy that looks like fucking Mayo head Ed said to you that another girl was too hot for you when fucking everything is too hot for him in my opinion But that's my point is it's like if rose that girl that's on the 90-day fiance is not too hot for him That he thinks I'm below him. Well, then shit on him when he gets on Tiger Belly

But don't laugh at it. You're supposed to be my it's funny It's funny that this guy was like, uh, Koala's too hot for Bobby. That's hilarious. I know it's so hurtful That's a let's hilarious. That's like, you know, that's that's like a guy in a wheelchair watching fucking LeBron James Duncan is like not that good It's like yeah, it is. What do you fucking talk about? It was so funny to me. Yeah, of course you're of course you're Of course you're hot you and Koala you it's come. It's a compatible. What is it called? I Don't fucking know. Yeah, it's called. You're the steering she you deserve each other You look All my life. Okay, people have said like, you know, he's cute or he's like, you know

He's my best friend or like I'm always in that category and I feel like you know, I've changed my vibe and Bob You have a so like as I got older you have a girl friend rough a rough fucks. You have a hot live-in girlfriend Yeah, I could do it. You have a Filipino slave. What more do you want? You have a harem of animals who follow your every command. That's what else do you need? You're a sex machine I know give me somebody else international Or hey, I want to see who else is on there. Serbia is fucking incredible. Look at I said Europe They said Western Europe and the Eastern Europe and they gave us London Eastern Europe not London South England Whatever no, it's all the same to you. Who's this now? This is gonna be this is gonna be

John Weber his name is John Weber. Let's guess with where he's from John. We're nice. Oh No, he's from he's from Brazil John Weber. Where are you from put on your video John? Oh, oh, it's a boy band John and Weber Jard and Weber no, we're from from the Netherlands man Yeah, me too You guys know who Val Nisler Roy is Oh, he was a soccer player for Manchester, isn't it Val Nisler Roy? Yeah, oh you guys doing man. Good. Good. I like your hair. Yeah

Who's John Weber? Which one's which? Me I'm John. I'm John Weber. Who's that guy? Who's the other guy? Yeah, I'm Joel Barton Yeah, well Barton we say Joel here or Joel. How do you spell? How do you spell your name? Yoel? It's like the I I the why the why oh E L Yeah, well is correct. Yeah, that is right. Very good. What do you got? What are you guys doing? We're just gaming and

Call what are you? Okay? So like listen, I I just finished Witcher 3. What are you guys playing? I I'm playing right now I'm playing like this quarantine. I'm playing fallout. I I fall out for fall out for my favorite one of my favorite games of all time It's my favorite and I want to play the Witcher because of you because I have it But I never really played it. So I really want to play it because I heard you talking about it Let me tell you something about the Witcher. Okay, because I played Skyrim and I like fall out when I when you first play The Witcher you're like, it's not the same But you know what it has elements of those games in it and I think the story is so strong

I think you'd really like it my friend Okay, I'll try it. Yeah, I like your lips by the way. Can I just say this super nice lips? My name is hard to but yeah, yeah, if I could John just goes yeah So in fallout are you like are you building your own like I remember when you played fallout You could build your own like house and stuff. Yeah, like that's my favorite like the first time I played it I made like the biggest settlement ever. Oh, yeah, I'm making it again. Yeah. Hey, yo, well, how old are you guys? How was your Yolden John? How old are you guys? I'm 17. I'm 18. It's good to see you young guys connecting about video games It's cute. I like that. Yeah, let me ask them then

Is it weird that I'm 48 years old and I know exactly what you're talking about when it comes to video games? Yes No, I like it. I wish I I would game like when I'm 40 you will oh you will trust me Yeah, I can see you right now. I can see into your future. You will you'll be gaming a lot The same question I asked before if that if you don't mind. Yeah, please. All right, so you guys aren't gay, right? Straight guys. Oh, okay, but let's say you were gay Right. Yeah, so pretend that you're gay. Yeah, I pretend that you're gay, right? Which all right, which one of us would you date? Okay, it's like the situation I guess like dating

I Think Andrew I would choose Andrew because yeah, I know You're Much maintenance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're a lot of your high maintenance. He's saying yeah and I would like get a beating once or twice, but From Andrew You got that right you would get a couple of beating. Yeah, you would you cute little fucky little smooth-faced bitch Well, what about what about you? I would choose choose you Bobby like I don't know get a little Korean barbecue

Yeah, fuck. Yes, you would have to go to the spa together at night You would definitely go both of you guys would end up in the spa. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I would like double date or something. Yes, we could But I gotta tell you yo, well you better stay in line when we go out, all right You can double date, but I don't want you throwing eyes at Bobby. You're with me young man And we could do a four-man train. Have you ever done a four-man train? No, but I I'm open for it, I guess I guess and obviously I'm the caboose. Okay. Yeah, Bob's got to be in the back. I gotta be the back

Yeah, all right. Well, listen, do you want to be in the front or I'm gonna watch I want to watch you guys It's Jules there She's over there. She can hear you in the screen. They're from Netherlands. Come here. Jules. Just come to the fucking screen Jules Go behind behind Bob. I'm really in love with you. Oh my god. He's in love with you. Go behind Bobby so we can see She can't she can't hear because the headphones are not on her but yeah, but there she is and Jules Jules Jules So he's 17 and 18 right 17 and 18. So so which one of these two guys would you get Jules Jules? Which one of the guys would you go on a date with we're not being gross nothing gross Who would you let take you out on a date? Yoel is on the left and John is on the right

The eyeglasses guy glasses. Who's that? That's John. Oh, don't feel bad, buddy Yoel just know this yeah, I'm gonna take you out to an amazing little dinner She doesn't have any money. I got money. I'll take you out to a nice place. I valet the car I throw the keys that I'm gonna go keep it running, baby, right right out front you and me Sitting down whatever you want appetizers Salad soups drinks whatever you need a big main course then I make you get under the table and start rubbing my feet Well, I finished my meal right the nice just beginning and get you back out in the car Oh, we take off we go to my palace in Malibu overlooking the ocean next morning

You're gonna look like a fucking panda because you're gonna punch both your eyes out I'm gonna knock you out, but I'm gonna love you in the meantime you guys. Okay, you're the best. We love you Thank you so much you guys honestly. We'll talk to you soon. Bye guys. Love you guys dude The Netherlands are awesome and listen did look at look at the young boys love, Juliana Yeah, and you know it's so funny you broke that guy's heart so much the guy who liked you was that you picked the other one Yeah, you broke his fucking heart Juliana shattered Like he might kill himself tonight talking to the mic. How do you do you don't care? You just close to the mic, Juliana Why did you like the the glasses boy better? What about him was more appealing? He's cute. He's cuter. Get closer to the mic, Jules

I am. All right. Get your mouth closer to the mic. I turned up her level so loud because I knew she'd be 50 feet away Yeah, he kind of looked like this vans joy. Yeah. Yeah, it was cute. Yeah, he was cute. He was cute What kind of guys do you like Jules? Right now you like none of them. You're not dating anybody who break their fucking legs You know what she said on the in the car right over. Yeah Did you did you not say this? Did we not talk about it? What? She likes Good-looking guys. She doesn't care what race. That's nice, but they also have to be very funny

Right. Well, she lives in a world of humor. So obviously, yeah, but here's the thing She's she then said they don't even have to be that good-looking But funny is important, but do let me say something takes after her auntie. No growing up Right, I would see Chicks that would say yeah, I just want a funny guy and then you would meet their boyfriends and they're the most unfunny as dudes You know, of course. Yeah, that's yeah, that's typical. Yeah, but she knows funny. I think she does. Yeah, she gets funny You're around she's around you all the time. She gets funny. Yeah, I think I know her I know he the fuck out of her though. Does Bobby annoy you? No. Yeah, I do

I'll tell you what I know it does does does does Kalilah or Bobby? Annoy you more who gets under your skin more to Bobby Bobby does yeah, I do why I Don't know. He's just He doesn't know how to clean after everything. Yeah, yes, correct and he leaves like dirty plates dirty plates Yeah, but besides that stuff. No, yeah, it's fine. It's fine. What I do at nights is great They're like five in the morning. I'm go. I'm gonna take a bagel an onion bagel, right? I'm just gonna you know the onion part. Yeah, it's gonna. You know me why a fucking mess all over the counter So that she could pick it up. You know me you do that. Oh, yeah, but why and then I'll take cream cheese

I'll just put a little bit on the thing on the table cuz she has to clean it Yeah, and then I it looks like fucking an IED went off Right and she wakes up in the morning and she looks at the kitchen. Yeah, there's like a pepperoni in the ceiling You know I mean it's a fucking mess and I know when I'm laying in bed sleeping that she has to fucking clean it That's nice. You know why? Why? Cuz she doesn't I don't charge you rent in the house Do I charge you rent in the house? We're paying her now. Yeah, we're paying you for this salary, baby

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General there's English is they think they're better than ours better. Not better, but it's very not well. I mean I'm sorry They speak eloquently, but they also get the humor. Yeah, they do. Yeah. Oh, look at this guy. Who is this now? Oh, it's a Mexican. This is this is He's in Turkey. This is Khan. Hey, Khan. Thank you. Perfect pronunciation. What's up, Red Rocket. What's up, buddy? Yeah, what's my name? He's just said he just said Slap King. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I saw that just said Red Rocket What are you doing in Turkey? What's going on? Well, it's 2 a.m. I got here a few months ago and I came to visit my grandparents

I flew from LA and I guess I got stuck here You flew so you're you're are you Hispanic Khan? No, I'm Turkish. I'm a Turkish American. I was born in America Oh, so you're a Turkish American you go I'm gonna go see my grandma. Wow. And now you're stuck out there Yep, and when I came back, let me tell you for about three weeks. I had the worst cough I could not move. I had a fever. So I think who knows what happened But when I got here eight days, I didn't get out of this bed that I'm in now So wow like the LA eight Dude eight days. You were sick eight days. What it he had it. Yeah, he had it. How are you guys holding on man?

I mean, we're fine. We're fine. We're no we're fine. We're doing this though. We're having fun doing this, but we uh, I Mean, I don't think people thank you enough for the hours of literally free content that you put out to people which most Very nice. There we go. That's what I like to hear. Thank you. Thank you, dude You understand us better than anybody else and we love you for that. Yeah, thank you, man Thank you I have a question for you that I've been asking everyone that we've had on the yeah. Yeah, Khan. Are you a homosexuality? No, I do have a lady friend. Let's see. You were let's see. That's fine. You saw we were hetero hetero's But you know if you were to shoot if you had to choose one of us to fuck which one would it be?

um I'll be honest Bobby. I think you'd be more fun, but um Andrew in the looks department What are we gonna do? Are we gonna lie here? Con con con con con con con con con. Okay. Thank you. All right. All right, we're gonna go. We love you, buddy Thank you so much. Be safe in turkey man. Get home safe All right, you're the best con You know, it's just like you know, what's wrong because I think that you know, they see the shell of you Yeah, and I guess you know from afar there is a you are a pretty good-looking guy. I guess I'm okay

I'm I guess what you at well so far you've asked To three guys so and one girl so that's not a good gauge Do we ever need other women? Let's get another woman on the line. Let's see. Do we have any other women any woman up? You're like an old crazy Korean Dictator mall women. Yeah, we'll probably get another woman there. Look they'll get somebody for you Here we go. Amy Jenner

But they can't be the root of the conversation don't ask her about that just just because no, I'm gonna do it at the end Yeah, the very end that they've been doing at the end because this is Amy. Jack and Akali Hello My Amy Jenna Lake John Lake Amy Jane Amy Jane Lake Amy Jane Lake Amy put on your video so we can there's She is That's Amy Jane Lake I could fully start crying right now. No, I love you guys so much. You're fucking losers. We're losers. We're absolutely losers. No, you're not.

So Amy Jane Lake that's your full name. Do you go by Amy Amy Jane Lake? We like Amy. Yeah, I was gonna be called Amy Jane, but So I know I know how bad Bob is at accents and guessing where you're from. Don't say anything Don't say anything. Where are you from Bob? Um, wait, I want you to repeat a sentence and then I'll be He doesn't even know it yet. No, no, no, no, no. I don't know. Yes. He's really bad. Oh, dude. Say this The boat is around the bend within itself There it is

Okay, yeah, the boat the boat is around the bend within itself. Yeah, but from Australia No, come on Bob Guess again, you can't can't be that far off. The boat is around the bend Oh, I've Scotland you're Scottish Go back to the first guess was close New Zealand Yay Australia is fucking so close to New Zealand you got to give me that I did you were there

but you would but a different country Understand that but it's like if you were gonna play this game with like North America And I said you're Canadian and somebody said none from Chicago You would have to maybe give them that no because that's a totally different country. I'd go that's Canada. This is United States If somebody said if somebody I'm not insulted it happens all the time. She happens all the time. See she's fine. She loves it All right, I love New Zealand. My god. What a beautiful You what a beautiful country the hills the green hills Amy Jane What what time is it? What time of the day is it there?

It is 11 in the morning 11. I love that. Well, I love how you say 11 11 in the morning 11 We got voted sexiest accent in the whole world Sexiest accent really sexiest in the world. It's horrendous. No, it's not horrendous. I love your accent. No, it's an awesome No, we fucking love it. It's a great accent. So how to tell me this is this the end this Never-ending debate. Do you do you are you born and raised in New Zealand? Yeah, so do you hate Aussies or you don't really care? Um, it's more Sports wise. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it comes to rugby. That's like, of course, you know, yeah, fuck with that. Yeah, um, I

Love Australians. Do you though? It's Now see look at that. You can feel it. They don't like each other. There's a little bit. It's like us and Mexicans. Yeah, same It's more so them though because they're the sort of bigger Meanies, what do you mean? We're the Canada to your right, right? They're bullies a little bit. They're bullies. We're kind of nicer No offense. Yeah, no, no, I get that. Are you guys is New Zealand the all blacks? Is that your is it the all blacks, right? And are they much better? They're the best, right? They're one of the best in the world Yeah, they're the best and we can say that because it's like a fact. Yeah, it's a fact You knew who Adesanya is. He's a UFC fighter. He's a champion. Is real

Adesanya Oh, he's your he's a UFC. I think I Middleweight champ, he's very talented. Yeah, is he from New Zealand? Well, yeah, he's he happens to be I think he was born in Nigeria, but he grew up in you know, I'm Sonny Bill Williams. I love Sonny Bill William. Oh my god, painter abstract painting He's a boxer He's a boxer, but he's also an all-black. Oh, is he really he's what he's what he's what he's an all-black So he's a rugby player. He's an all-round sports. I want to ask you this

This is a very I'm very curious about this. Are there is there like a Korea town or you know, are there Asian other Asians in New Zealand? Yes, there's a lot of Asians in Auckland, right? What kind are there? Which is are the Chinese? She doesn't know. Yeah, how far are you from Auckland? Where are you location-wise? I'm I mean, I'm in Napier right now, but I'm from Wellington, which is the capital. I know well in two islands. Yeah. Yeah, it's the smaller North Island and the bigger South Island, but you can just sort of the South Island doesn't really have much there But Wellington is the bottom of the North Island and Auckland's right at the top So Clinton used to be the capital, but now it's well, so if I was in Wellington, let's say Bobby Lee was in Wellington Would I feel so?

Would I be for that would I feel? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No All right, now they would love you. Oh, they would Okay, I mean we've been asking this question to um Bobby's been asking this question. I haven't been asking it. He has go ahead I haven't asked once you've asked every time. Yes, but can I ask sure? I'm really talking to you guys. I know you are so Do you have a boyfriend? No. Okay. So are you, um, you're straight as, are you straight?

Um. You're in the middle. Yeah. Okay. I don't really care. You don't really care. Okay. So, um, if, if Andrew and I were both single, which one would you prefer to go out with?

Bob. He's done this to everybody we've asked every international call. I have an answer. I have an answer. I started watching all you guys via tiger belly. Yeah. And so from the get go, I've seen Bobby and Kalilah and they are just the most beautiful. Love them.

And so it's not even in my head. It's not in her head. I think you're both attractive. Okay. Because she's, she went around it in a way that it's not hurtful. Bobby. She's very kind. You know, what a kind person.

Very honest. My relationship isn't on camera. She sees your wife. I've not seen. She sees your wife. He's married too though. But she doesn't see her every day. I've not seen her.

I got angry. My bad. She's. I got angry. And I snap. I'm so sorry. That's my bad. She sees your wife every day.

She's not my fucking wife. Tell Amy Jane Lake. She's my, she's my. I know. I never said she was your wife. I know you didn't. But okay. I'm hitting you guys against each other.

That's fine. You know what? That was a very nice way and a gentle way. Swear on my life. I understand what you're doing. I understand what it is. And I appreciate it. That's what I'm saying.

You asked me a question and you want me to be honest. So I'm going to be honest. Look at that. There you go. Okay. That was very nice. I don't lie. She doesn't lie.

I don't lie. So what you're saying is because that you started watching our podcast via Tiger Belly and you know. And Kalaila. I'm in beasted in your relationship. Yeah. That's a big deal. And so the thought of you two not being together is very sad to me.

Okay. Okay. That's fine. And thank you so much for being honest. That's all. That's all. Amy, what do you do? What do you do during the day for work?

Are you working right now? Or what are you doing? Not right now. I work in a cafe. But obviously. What? Just as like a server or what do you like a? Yeah.

Just working on the till preparing food. I love the word till. Let me see if Bob knows what till is. You know what a till is? What is it? It's the, you know, when you're serving, right? Mm-hmm. There's that countertop where the food goes on, right?

And the till is the heating obstruction on top. It heats all the food. No. Well, let me give you another shot. Give me another shot. Yeah. I'll give you one more. The till is in a coffee shop, in an espresso machine.

Yes. There is that little module. Espresso. Espresso. Espresso machine. No accident. Right? And then the till is the little contraption with the little holes are so that the

coffee, coffee seeps through, but it leaves the. What do you know, Amy Jane? Do you guys call it a till bill? No. It's a cash register. It's a register. It's the register. Oh.

The till is a register. A till is where she just does the. The money. The money. The money is. That was my third guess. That was my third guess. That was my third guess.

Your first guess was a fucking heating mechanism. Yeah. See, you're working the till at the cafe. I thought you were on to it when you said the countertop. I was like, yeah. No, I knew. I'm sweating. I don't know why.

I knew. I knew. I knew. You know what, Amy, I'm going to go. I love you guys. Bye. Thank you so much for, for watching the show and for showing us love. You're the fucking best.

Thank you. I love you guys. You're the best. Amy, we hope to see you when we come down to New Zealand. We're doing a tour. We're going to do a tour. We're going to do a tour next year. So hopefully we'll get.

Okay. All right. Fuck off Auckland. Fuck off Auckland. All right. Bye, Amy. I love you. Bye.

I love you. Bye. She's so sweet. She is. I don't you know there's different ones, but I like that one the most because it's like when she said that when you made Her say that phrase that made no sense. What was it? I don't remember go to the boat around the bean the way she said But it can go around the bean I love the word bean I shouldn't ask you know what I'm not gonna ask that question again Yeah, why why even why do it?

Because I just want to be able to find somebody that's gonna truly think that I'm better looking and more sexy Your sexiness is a different thing than then first of all looks are subjective. Everyone. I don't want some self-conscious today Why are you? I don't know. It's something happened this morning What time did you go to bed last night? I went to bed really late and I woke up really early I don't know why I just I've slept I didn't sleep good and I just you know I think I have nothing to do right now I know I was obsessed with this game and it was I finished it and now I don't know what else to play I don't know what else to do

No, Bob. Yeah, anyway, let's get out of the car This is a Walter Corsi If we if he ever connects Walter Corsi is gonna be the guy that they bring up there. Oh, yeah Start your video Walter so we can see what you look like we want to see your beautiful face Yeah, so I send an email asking if you rather have a good audio or my face But I didn't have a return so I choose audio. Let me tell you something. We're gonna just have our animators make a face for you So that's fine. Walter. Where are where are you in the world? I'm Brazil's from Paulo. Oh, shit. I literally thought he was a vampire

Literally thought he was from Transylvania like I was like scared. He's like I just got out of my casket five minutes ago Wait a minute. You don't sound you don't are you born and raised in Sao Paulo? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Oh, you said you how tall are you? Let me guess let me guess hold on. Let me guess based on your voice. Yeah, his voice sounds like six four your pet your past six feet I'm about five nine six six feet. Yeah, we're okay. We're wrong. That's five and six He's like I'm around anywhere from 185 to 700 Based on your voice as well. I feel like you have really strong legs Yeah, do you have thick legs Walter?

Yeah, thick legs Big big belly, I was gonna say big belly. Okay, so so how much do you weigh? We're trying to get a mental image of what you look like Can I talk in kilos? Yeah, we'll do the conversion. Yeah, we don't really know how to do that. But yeah, okay about 120 kilos Wow Key G to LPL be LBS. So how much do you think that is he said what say the number again? 120 Walter you also seem like I don't know that isn't pounds I'm just so you can guess what if he's five fucking that ten is a big belly Then I'm gonna say he's

185 pounds. It's 120 kilos. He's won a 185 pounds 264 pounds. Oh Shit, yeah, he's a big strong guy. Big strong boy Walter Corsi. I feel like you have a chip tooth Yeah, I can't tell by your accent, but it's at the front left front left. Do you have a chip tooth? No, no, not cheap it, but It's slightly crooked So Walter, um, look can I ask you some questions about soccer? I'm not very fan of soccer, but let me ask you about um, okay mixed martial arts, you know about that A bit. Yeah, I used to practice. Oh used to practice. Okay, so um

Who do you think's more tan talented? Vanderlei Silva or Josie Aldo Different weights, right, but I Like Josie Aldo more. I think the his fight is more His fight is better. He was you know Josie Aldo. Let me say about Josie Aldo He was a champion for over a decade, right? He never lost and his fight with Conor McGregor was bullshit They should have gave him a rematch. Don't you think Walter? Yeah. Yeah, totally. But were you devastated when Conor beat him?

Happy I wasn't but devastated is a strong word, right? His other stick on his life still carries on. Yeah, Walter, what do you do during the day? What is your do you have a job? Yeah, kind of my My company is closed right now because of the COVID right And but I'm a designer a product designer, and I studied do you start design digital design? Digital design. What would you design? Can you tell me what you would design? I? Design all my job. I designed like versus bags

Do you just have your design for anybody that we know like anybody famous or something that we've seen do you know? Oh, I don't think you know, but it's just Wait, wait Brazilian stuff give us a Brazilian stuff. Maybe we've heard of it Like Brama, you know, there's the beer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Did some cases for them nice back. I like it. Well Walter Walter. Are you single? Yeah, yeah, are you are you straight or are you gay straight? Okay, if you were gay? Would you rather hook up with Bobby or with me you know us you've seen us your fans of the show

Would you rather hook up with Bobby or me if you were if you were if you were gay? We know you're not gay, but if you were Before yeah, like both of the same time, you know I Great answer both at the same time so great answer Walter. We thank you for being a bad friend and honestly dude Take care and be safe in Brazil and maybe when me and Bobby do an international tour We'll come to Sao Paulo and you can show us around. Yeah, please please come. All right, Walter much love buddy. Bye bud Thank you. Thank you. All right. Bye

Dude around the world honestly how much love around the world doesn't that fucking doesn't that feel good? Honestly during a shitty time and knowing that I know you're bummed lately Because you're kind of bored and sad and shit and it's a bummer doesn't that feel fucking nice to know people around the world I still haven't fun with us People around the fucking world. I here's here's what I it's it's it's confusing because I don't know why they like it What do you mean they're having fun cuz I understand but still you it's like I can't You know look at my own shit and go all that's the shit. I just do it. I know we're having a good time I know and I have a good time with this. So it's you and you know, I'm with a

somewhat of a friend Together in a room like this and we're talking and you're talking about Tiger Belly you I Yeah, you somewhat of a friend. You're a friend Wow Your friend I meant you're not we're not you're not my friend. Yeah, we are we're best of friends. No, it's fine I was making a joke about now. Yeah. Yeah, haha. I get it, but it's hurt my feelings. Okay Oh, you don't think that's fucking listening to fucking six people from all around the world. Yeah, saying that they'd rather fuck you than me Doesn't that you think that that feels good. Is it too hot?

It's hot in the room right now, but my point is is that I'm saying is it too hot for you? I don't find you hot then get out of the kitchen because daddy's on fire. That's true You are on fire. Okay. No, it's not it's not a competition. You feel good. You made it a competition I fucked up by even asking the question, but I was like, you know what? I gotta find that one I don't think I found one. Yeah, you did Yeah, the two fucking gay Netherland boys. That's fun. That's fun. They're fun. I love those. They speak good English Yeah, yo Ellen John. We know them well Listen, oh, there he is. Oh, this is my guy. This is my guy right there. Look at that. This is those lips. Oscar

Start start your video. I was China. Yeah Oh, she's different. What's up, man? Well, no because his hair was pulled back in the other way was my bad Yeah, pull your hair back Oscar pull it back tight like a like you do when it's in ponytail mode. Yeah, this is my guy Oscar Sexy boy cutie Oscar you're from Sweden Yeah, that's right. Sweden. Sweden. Sweden. It's Sweden. They're doing no quarantine No, it doesn't exist. They're hanging out, right? No, do some quarantine. Are you really? I thought you guys were allowed to be out just fucking looking at the photos online

Yeah, we're outside, but There's some like Everyone's agreed like we're having a quarantine He really put his hair up a really good for me No, no, we're jogging around with you, man. It looks great. How old are you buddy? Oh 24 oh, I like that guns and roses shirt. That's fucking great man. What do you do? What do you do for a living Oscar? Right now. I'm teaching English. Oh, oh you teach English. I like it What's going on with your earpiece bud?

It's out. He had to take it out Yeah Oscar how many how many languages can you speak? Just English and Swedish some Japanese Japanese is hard. Are you print? Let me ask you something because I know I love Swedish dudes and um Well, let the right one in that's a is that a Swedish movie? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah. I love your vampires. But my point is is that Since you know some Japanese are you privy to the Asian snatch you like Asian women or what bro? Yeah, for sure. For sure. You do. Yeah. Yeah. And Asian men and Asian men as well. Oh, that's uncomfortable

I think Asians are the best people. We are we have soft. We're soft. Yeah. They're either easy to like manipulate physically and mentally You can kind of do what you want with them Right across the board Yeah, yeah, like play like human play like human playdoll, right? He looks like I don't know much about him But he looks like that. He has a nice body like he works out. He does work out a lot bodybuilder. Are you a bodybuilder? Yeah, you do work out, right? Yeah, he does. Uh, no No, I do work out every day though. I do work your third day. Will you will you flex for us?

Let's see. Let's see. Let's see a little muscle. Let's see your bicep. Put your bicep up there Just fucking put your bicep up there bra. All right. Let's see. Here we go, bro. Yeah, here we go Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Look at that shit jacked jacked. Yeah. Yeah, baby jacked Let me ask you this because I I love swedish rock bands You know, is there a band that you can suggest to me because I love music from me. You guys are really good Uh, you have really good bands. Yeah, they do No, I'm not I'm not sure you would like the swedish rock bands to be honest Why what do you know? How do you know that bobby likes foreign? Bobby likes foreign shits a lot

Yeah, but I think my taste Is okay. Yeah, but my taste is pretty similar to your bobby. I think um I'm not sure. I don't know any swedish rock band that you might like. Oh, so you you how do you know that you and I have the same uh We have similarities Yeah, well because uh, I listened to a dvda say Then a few weeks later clam tk was out for like two episodes Like two weeks after that first episode tiger belly And I just been listening. Oh my god. So you've been a fan since I since the dvda save days

Wow. Yeah early days early days. How much do you hate david show? David show. Yeah He's a weird piece of shit. He's a piece of garbage. Is he not? He's like a gigantic piece yellow piece of shit You know what I mean like if you know, you know what I mean like if the sun could shit It would look like david show just yellow piece of shit And if you ever need physical protection this fucking guy can he's down to kill Would you kill somebody for bobby if bobby asked you to kill david show? Would you kill him?

Oh, fuck probably I knew it. That's awesome. I knew it. God the swedish are fucking awesome So this is a good question to ask this guy then maybe sure. So um, you got a girlfriend my friend No, not right. Not right now. So, um, if if you were to choose Andrew and I Right, if you're gay, who would you fuck? Who would you prefer to fuck me or andrew? Me fucking or me getting fucked? Very good question. Very good question. Oh, you fucking you fucking

You're fucking Andrew, how much body hair do you have? Almost none actually. I'm actually I'm not I'm not hairy at all. Just answer the fucking question Yeah, but let me think. I mean, I don't like hair. Yeah, I think you might have a nice ass. Yeah But like nice fucking it's ass, but bobby seems more like feminine and he has more curves And I probably want to hold his breasts. I think I think I think I'll choose you bobby

Yeah, bobby, you got it. I won. You got one. I don't do a fuck. Dude. You said I won that You have a full more feminine. You want to hold your tits? I love it Oh, it hurts so bad. I gotta get out of here. Oscar. Holy shit, Oscar. Dude, Oscar, you're the fucking best. You're a fucking guy. We love you Oscar, thank you, dude. You know, we might even, you know, Oscar, we might even have you back We might have you back, Oscar. We're getting his information. We're getting his information. All right, Oscar, thanks for being a bad friend. We'll talk to you soon, buddy. Bye, dude. Bye-bye Take care. Stay safe. You too, man. Stay safe. Yeah Love Oscar. I told you. I said to George, I go, I like Oscar. When he sent me the breakdowns of everyone, I go, that guy's gonna be fucking great He was an incredible guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think Oscar was cute? Stop it. He's way too old for her.

Did you think he was cute? No, she's 18. No, but still, she's a kid in my head. I know she is, but do you think he was cute? Yeah, he's cute. Would you go out with him? I don't know. Would you go out with him? Yeah, you would. There you go You know what, Jules? You know, I know a lot of times that I tell her When we're in the house, we gotta go, we gotta go see Andrew now and she doesn't roll her eyes. She rolls her eyes She doesn't want to go. Why? She likes you like me? I'm nice to you. I want to tell her that this is good for you She doesn't like going. She's like talking, you know, she's a shy girl But I think that it's not because of me. You like me. You get along with me. See you like Andrew. Yeah

I'm not I'm so nice to Rudy. You're very nice to Rudy. I love I think she's next who's next there Is this another hot guy? How many fucking hot guys are they gonna throw us? Oh? Look at his background. Look at his background What team is that that's liver pool No, oh, you know that too. Well, Bobby. Yeah, that's liver pool. Fucker. So are you a liver pool fan? Yeah Wow, you know what you'd be nothing without Juergen Klopp though, right?

Yeah, yeah, because I remember when we're Kenny Dalglish, he didn't do good for you, right Kenny Well, I signed us Suarez, but besides that, yeah, Suarez, you guys are fucking. I know you don't know much about soccer But let me say something right now. All right. Yeah, liver pool is like the Chicago Bulls back in the day Yeah, no, they're there. They literally are the all-star go-to. That's cool. Fucking team right now right now Right now they are they're kill. I'm like you guys were gonna win the league this year. I mean, but corona virus Hopefully that go where are you from raw Ross? Where do you live liver pool? Uh, South Africa. Oh, see? Pretoria. Yeah, see I could tell by his accent. He didn't live in fucking England, South Africa Oh, you're from South Africa. Do I have an accent? No, I don't sound like that

Yeah, yeah, wait, yeah, not to say bullshit again. Say bullshit Bullshit, yeah, he's trying trying very hard. Yeah, because they say bullshit. You know, I've been it. I don't fuck You South African fuck Ross Ross Ross you better All right So where are you from durbin or Cape Town? Where are you from? What? Pretoria. I've been there. You know, I did I you know, you do you do you know that? I've been to South Africa. Yeah, you're talking about it before. Yeah, you said you're still traveling out of a fucking country, man

Yeah, it's fucking gorgeous. You've been there. No. Yeah. Yeah, you I don't you know, I don't you know, I've never I've never been to Africa in general. Why but I can't I won't go racist Yeah, I'm racist says the guy that lives in the most fucking racist part of Africa They're not anymore. What do you mean? They're not anymore. We're good. Partide was like eight months ago It just ended for these fucking guys. Yeah How about this? How about this? No, we won't talk about we won't talk about that. Nelson Mandela. Yeah. Yeah You didn't do anything wrong. I wasn't born. Well, ross. Well ross. Tell me this though. This is a real question

Do you do you come from a significant amount of money? Are you a rich kid? Be honest and it's okay if you are um Come on You got good money in South Africa. Yes Significant. Yeah in Like but yeah, normal. Right. I'm privileged for sure. Oh, yeah, you are. Uh, yeah, let's see down there. That's that's I Africa has never been on my meter To go to but I will say this if I was gonna go

I would go to South Africa not not I would ask you know, and you know, and you know why right? Why? Yeah, the whites. Yeah Yeah, I don't want to be around on those No, of course not. You know when I went to South Africa, they told me that Asians Are third-class citizens same every almost every here too. Now. Fuck you. We run. We yeah in america'sle Yeah, as america your third class here. Yeah. Yeah, you are The chinese are buying all the property. We're killing it. I know but like as people in public

We don't like you. We don't like you. We don't treat you the same That's not true. Yeah, it is. I feel it I do feel it when I'm out there Yeah, you're right Are we are we third-class citizens in South Africa? No, no No, we're rainbow nation rainbow nation down there, baby. Hey the change. What Ross, what do you do for a living? What do you do for money? I'm a auditor. I'm

studying my articles So I'm finishing my articles at speed wc account Ross. Let's say this we love you We appreciate you being fans. Bobby has a little hatred for you because of Liverpool, but he still likes you He's still he's a little Like, do you know that? Oh, he knows Oh, yeah, it's so obvious. Everybody fucking knows you like You're a loser. You can see it in your face massive. Oh Shit, you know what you're feisty, huh?

Ross likes to bite. Yeah. Yeah, he likes to bite. Don't ever talk to andrew like that again. Okay like you did before look at that Don't don't make pop don't make pop a mad. He's he's why that's right Yeah, he's right. Yeah, Ross. Thank you, brother. You're a cutie. Ross. We like you a lot Talk to you soon. Bye, dude So you like him a lot. He's great. He's he's feisty. He's he's a he's a feisty little racist. You know what I mean? Yeah I knew he was rich. They're all rich down there. All the whites are rich Right, it is. It's like a fancy rich boy country, right? Yeah, like if he was like a prison guard for Nelson Mandela, he seems like the type of guy that would like when he gave him lunch

He'd go not today Where Nelson's like little black hands are going through the little opening Nelson's like nah Nelson goes. Thank you. And he just starts eating it in front of him All right, who else George bring him in just to keep shooting him through Oh, okay Okay. Oh, who's this? Chotri from quiz quiz quiz bomb Hey, Bobby, can we see your face Chotri? Play me in FIFA. I will play you but let me see your face first you fuck

Oh Oh, Chotri there he is you play with Arsenal. I'll play with a one-star team. Oh Shit Where are you from dude? Where are you coming from? I'm from quiz spam says in Canada quiz spam quiz spam in Canada. Wait, what province? It's in New Brunswick. Okay. Yeah over there. Okay. Chotri. Let me say something So what you're saying to me is that if you what do you have a uh playstation or an xbox? Uh playstation. I have a playstation as well. That's very good. Okay. All right, so you play FIFA online as well

All right, so did you befriend me on my playstation yet? No, all right, so are you under Chotri? My real name is Jordy not Chotri. I just like okay Jordy So Jordy what you're telling me is that if I play with like real or Barcelona and you played with like Yeah, some MLS team that you would still beat me Holy shit this guy's cocky Who's the worst MLS team I would probably I don't know Bobby Houston. I don't know Okay, so you you play you you you be as Houston then right and I'll I'll play like a man city or something

Yeah, all right, and you could be even Arsenal. Uh, no, I don't want to play it. I don't want to play with Arsenal Why not? Will you lose to an MLS team? I just if I because he if he It's a bold thing. He's saying you're saying if he's as good as he says he is He's coming in with like, you know what I mean? Yeah with all the good gear Right like in deadwood or something. You know, I mean he's the guy that comes in with all the guns the straps the fucking bullets Yeah, oh two horses. Yeah, and everyone's stuff, you know, like, you know how people are doing stuff in the bar Yeah, like the piano they stop playing and they all look to the door. That's that guy

Well, he looks like a fucking Arabian prince. I don't he's got this very who I don't know I know almost nothing about this guy, but are you Palestinian? Where are you bra? I'm from Israel. Yeah. Oh, shit. I just said the worst thing to him. Yeah, you did I just said the worst thing. Yeah, you're from Israel, correct Yeah, I've been to Israel as well beautiful country. All right, listen, you guys are gonna play each other. All right, you seriously So follow me. We'll play maybe tonight or tomorrow, but I want you to can you record it on twi? Can you fucking stream it record it with stream it? Yeah, I want you to stream and record it because you're talking mad shit

And if you get your ass whoop, we're playing it on the podcast next week All right, we'll twitch. All right. Fuck you too. Like how cute is he? Well, he's laying so sexy with his arm up like he's doing that you want to fuck vibe ask him the question then go ahead You go ahead Bobby's been asking all the our all our international friends, uh, if they were if they were gay I don't know if you're gay or not, but if you were would you fuck me or bobby? Um, probably bobby. All right, there's one. Thank you so much, dude. Two or three Jessica's he'll need, you know, some support after any

Well, you don't have to add to it. You don't have to add to it. Just just say this confidence is riveting. All right. Thank you, brother We appreciate you. We'll talk to you soon. Bye. Bye, man. Love you guys. You but honestly if he beats you, it's gonna be fucking awesome I know but honestly, yeah, he was a cutie patootie. All right. Delight up the next one. Well you um, uh, You really will you record it so we can see it? I'll try to figure out a way Um, but he's probably really good because he was so cocky, huh? Yeah, it's a difficult game Especially if he for 20 is very difficult. I played FIFA and it's not and I it's hard. It's hard. I don't like it It's a hard game to be good. Hello. Okay. Oh Who is this? This is connor. Hello connor. Is that your name connor?

Yeah connor. Where are you from connor? Manchester England Oh, come on. Let me ask you. Are you a city fan or united? No, I'm a Chelsea fan actually. Chelsea. Wow. That's fucking why how did that work out? How did that work out? Uh, when I was little my dad took me to a sports like shop Uh, where you can buy all the kits and then he supports leads and leads hate united in city So I ended up choosing Chelsea. Oh, that's cool. Why don't we got all these really cute guys? I know look at this eyebrow. You have the best eyebrows in the fucking business man. Are you a Kardashian Rudy?

Rudy looks at the cat Rudy looks at the at the monitor and goes like this Yeah, yeah Look at we uh, how old you uh, how old are you connor? I'm 19 19. No Jules no look at this guy. No, this is perfect for you. Look at this guy Uh, are you single? Yeah, all right, Rudy look at this one. You can't do better than this one Oh, when we tour england, we got it. Yeah, when we tour england, you're gonna come with us. Okay, you're gonna meet connor connor

Do you have money? Do you come from? Are your parents rich connor? Okay, never mind. Yeah, we can't do that. We're not a poor guy. No, I'm kidding. What are you? Are you in university? What are you doing right now? What do you do? Uh, what's what's your gig? Are you in school or no? Yeah, I'm doing a graphic design at university, which I'm trying to be an artist. Oh, yeah Oh, man, why did you stand up walk around and then sit back down? That was a little weird. I don't know, man. I'm nervous. You're a little nervous. Don't be nervous. One of my heroes, man. Which one's your hero? Bobby, you're his hero. Bobby. He loves you, dude. Oh Bobby, I want to be like you. I want to come to the inside of you, man. Oh Shit little do you know he's the most unconfident person I've ever seen

I know, I'm about to fucking fuck you up. No, but you know what? He's a great hero to have because he's a wonderful fucking dude Dude, he's got a great heart. He's got a great soul. There are other heroes like Superman, but anyway, uh, we'll talk about that later. Superman's not real. Yeah, he's not real. You're a real guy. Yeah, and you're real to this fucking dude. Thanks, man. I love you, Connor. Thanks for saying that. So, um, oh, we froze him. He froze up. Oh, why did he freeze? Oh, no, Connor. You know why? Because he's fucking moving around too much this guy. He's stand up and sat down like 30 times. Connor, what happened to you, baby boy? Oh, there we go.

We lost you for a second, Con. You got to sit in one place. I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Yeah, the fuck you're back. That British internet, the queen tethers the internet over there. Nobody gets to be on the internet too long. Yeah. Hey, uh, so, so, uh, if you were gonna, if you were gay and you had to have sex with one of us, who would it be? Me or Bob? Who are you gonna have sex with? Um, definitely Bobby. See, look at that. I got another one. Now you ask and you salvage. I got the fucking hairy face guy from Canada. And you got the cute guy from England. And I got the cute guy from England. Two for two. Two for two, dude. Does it hurt a little bit? Not even a little bit. A little bit.

Nah. It should hurt a little bit. No. Yeah, it should hurt a little bit. Oh, that's a cute one. No, it doesn't matter. We're not gay. Well, it's already, it's still four to two. You know what I mean? Still four to two. All right, brother. Hey, Conner, good talking to you, man. Thank you so much, Con. I love you, man. Thanks for listening. And, uh, dude, I'll see you one day in real life. Okay, buddy? Yeah, definitely. I'll be on your podcast one day. Yeah, you will. I love you, buddy. All right, dude. Good, dude. Very nice, dude. You're his hero, dude. Doesn't that feel good?

You know what it is? You know, it's, it's, you think you're doing this stuff under the radar or in a vacuum? What? Podcasting. What do you mean I'm doing it? I feel like, when I do podcasting, I feel like no one's really listening. You just do it from your home, whatever. And it's really nice to see people from around the- Yeah, I said the exact same thing. I said it's amazing. I, before this, when you got depressed, I said, isn't it so nice to know that all these people- Yeah, but I had to come to that conclusion on my own, and I just did.

Well, I'm glad you did. Yeah. So it's just, it feels nice that there are people that get what you do, and they're supportive, and I really, that felt good. Thank you. It should feel good. That guy, that kid actually said you were his hero, and I've actually, he, you could tell he really did love you. I know. You got really nervous around me. You know, sometimes, I have to be honest, sometimes, you know, when I go on the road, sometimes people cry when they meet you. Yeah, I've had that a few times. Really? Yeah.

How does it, how do you feel when that happens? I say, cut it out, piece of shit. I do too. I go, give me a hug. No, no, when people cry, I, it's usually, it's usually a girl that cries, and they're excited, and I give them a big hug. Yeah. Yeah, I give them a big hug, and I comfort them. I mean, I don't go to the hotel room and go, yeah, I go, you're a piece of shit still,

you know, but I do. Like, it always goes back to like, my, you know, my insecurities and- Why? Poor self-image, but, you know, for those brief moments when people react that way, I don't know what to do, but it does feel, I guess, cool that, you know, some people appreciate it. No, it's, honestly, it does touch me, you know, we're in a, in a wonderful way. People do some really loving stuff. I'm glad we were able to link up with some international people. It's cool to know that people around the world are listening, that's wild, around the, around the globes.

Yeah. You were touched by, by that international stuff. I can tell that that really hit you in a good way. You know, it made you feel good. I was really touched by it, and, you know, I'm touched by you, man. I'm really touched by you, because I'll tell you this. You know, when I first met you, I, I didn't think there was much. And I honestly, you know, during this quarantine, you have to say the person that I've seen the most, aside from the people I live with, is you. Yeah. And, you know, we, we talk about you in the house sometimes.

Okay. What do you say? And we, and Kalyla and I will look at each other and go deep down inside. He's a real straight up good guy. Not deep down, not even say deep down. He is, no, I don't want to say deep down on the surface as well. Yeah. I'm a sweet dude. Yeah. You're a really sweet guy. You have, you know, there's a part of you, you know how in the other day, you know, all those people went into the Michigan Congress, you know, the, with the guns and, you know, you have that white kind of rage as well.

It's not white. It's just rage. You have this white rage. Don't make it a race thing. You have a rage that happens to be a certain color. It's red. If anything, it's orange. All right. But you have this like, you know, entitled. I have this entitled is wrong. I have anger issues. I have anger issues. There's nothing to be angry about.

Mm hmm. You have, you're on top of the world. I'm right next to it. No, you're on a TV show. Who else is on a TV show? You. What TV show? Oh yeah. Can I promote my show? Plug your show. All right. So, um, Like you don't even know that you're, you didn't even say you're on a show.

You're on a show. Well, it's not, okay. So here's the deal. Yeah. Here's the deal. The deal is, is this that in August, I know people are tired of me saying this, but I have to reiterate it. Yeah. Plug it in. Like that died. I relapsed after 17 years of sobriety.

And then all of a sudden I was on a game show that September. All right. And it comes out. Here it is. Game on. It's called game on. It's called game on. Featuring Keegan, Michael Key, Bobby Lee. Um, Gronk Kowski, Ian Carmel and me. And if you're watching the show and you go, wow, Bobby's a little off. It's because I'm a little high and I'm also mourning for my dad.

And it was really, you know, Juliana came to see a couple of the shows. They were really weird. So I believe in the show. I love the talent and all the people behind it. Right. It comes out May 20th, but watch it with a certain perspective when it comes to me. I don't, you know, whatever. It is what it is.

Is it good? You know, I don't really remember it that much, but I remember going, wow, I'm doing it with credible people. Gronk. Yeah. But it's also James Corden's the boss. You know, we talk about the great Ben Winston. Yeah, Ben. Ben is one of the nicest guys. Uh, he's James Corden's producing partner.

Not only that though. He's just a handsome. Super talented, talented, nice guy that I love. If Juliana's met him as well. Well, watch that show when it comes out. What? Fuck you. I'll take, you know, you promote a Davy or one of that piece of shit that you're on. A piece of shit.

I mean, the good show that we run on effects. The piece of shit show. The show that's the highest rated fucking FX show since Atlanta. You're promoting a game show. Slow down. Okay. Slow the fuck down. Who wants to be a millionaire? Okay. Relax.

It's a game show. Okay. Cool it. Cool it out. I said it wrong. The way you came at me was just mean. But I was being defensive because you were coming at me. I didn't say anything. I just said, when does it come out?

Let's watch it. Tell people. It's your town, man. But okay, thank you. And Davy is a great show. My bad. It's just, it's just Dave. What night is it over?

It's over. It was good to connect. No, no, honestly, it's nice. It's nice that you got that little heartfelt moment about realizing that people around the world love you. No, it is nice. They love you. I feel better about it. You're a hero to a lot of people.

Oh, it's nice. No, I'm serious. You are. I think you are. I am too. Thank you for being a bad friend.