Bad Friends - Bobby is MIA feat. Annie Lederman, Trevor Wallace & His Korean Replacement

Episode Date: October 24, 2022

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We're bad friends. Welcome back to Bad Friends. Let me tell you something. It's a new show. It's different today. Bobby's gone because we fired him. Fired. And we're looking to fill his spot. So we've got some people that are going to come in and fill his spot. Right now, Trev Wallace T. Dubb is in the house, in the hot seat.

And also, directly across from him, is my main man, Rex Dizzy. This motherfucker is the best. And right next to him is, um, damn, I always forget your name. You gave it to me. Juicy. Juicy's in the motherfucking house. How fun is this, guys? We're filling in Bobby's seat because we don't need him anymore. Where is he? I'm a chubby Korean, so fuck it. Yeah, you fill the mold.

Let's get weird. Let's really get, let's get right into it. So, Rex and I worked together on a A24 show called Beef That Will Come Out. When is that going to come out? I have no idea. Next year. Sometime next year. Yeah. Is this the show that was written for Bobby?

It was. Oh. I think we found the answer right here. The host is across from me. So, Bobby's mad at, Bobby doesn't hate you, but he's not happy that you got the role that he wanted. Because it was supposed to be maybe me and Bobby at one point, and then it became me and Rex. You know, I approached him about it. What did you say? I saw the podcast, and then the next day I was eating at some Korean restaurant, and I was like, yeah, I heard you was talking shit.

But respectfully, because I know he, he probably kicked my ass though. No, he can't. He has odyssey strength. That's like. 75 years old. He is an old, tiny Korean man. I get some little old Korean men have good strength. Yeah, they don't work out, but they're like very powerful.

I think it's because of the mandatory military service or something. He has that. Yeah, he does. And like hitting Korean rage. I don't have that much rage. I want to see you guys fight now. Can we set up a fight between Rex and Bobby and see who wins? Yeah, we'll get on it.

Can you bear a knock on them? I absolutely don't want to fight. So honest. You're like, I did that. And I don't want to. Yeah. So rec filled filled the shoes that Bobby couldn't and man, oh man, did you kill it on the show?

So it's so good. I don't know if the show is good, but you did good. You did. You killed it. I did very, very good. And it was humble. I'm very humble about it. No, I had a super fun time.

I hope the show is good. Who fucking who knows? You know what I mean? You do stuff and you never. I had a guy, I just said at the coffee shop, this guy was like, oh, I saw the trailer that you did for that Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart thing. And look, I had a great time.

It's not doing well. Do you feel that's a personal thing on you at all or no? It was all me. Okay, that's all. Kevin the whole time was like, come on, man, this is on you. This film is about you. It's your film.

Right. And I was like, okay. And it's I don't. What's funny about Netflix is you can't bomb really. It just goes away. That one bomb. Fancy. Fancy.

Did it bomb? When the producers are saying it bombed, it really bombed. No, we talked about it on the show before. I think I run tomatoes. I think I run tomatoes. We showed it. What is it now? Six.

Yeah. But you're not doing that to be like, this is where I get my acting wings. You're like, motherfucking Kevin Hart. Yeah. You get a couple stills with him and you're good. Yeah. Then you're good.

That's true. I had to pay for him though. All the pictures I had to post, he made me pay. And you also did this just to make friends with Kevin. That was his only reason. You got a sick tomato meter. Shout out. That's pretty good.

Yeah, it's pretty level. How many reviews though? 855,000 it says, something like that. Interesting. There's a couple of critics. 64. 64. That's not enough.

I think you need to hit 100 before you get a real rating. Right. But anyway, yeah, dude, I don't know. And I'm also in, I will know if a box office. That top, that bottom right. Maybe Kevin Hart's worst movie yet. Yeah. And that's from Nick at the Daily Beast.

You know, he's a top critic. Did you know that? And every day he's just a beast. The Daily Beast. Any bottom critics? You're not going to show any bottom critics on there? Yeah, I'm saying. Russell Simmons.

Look at Russell Simmons. Russell Simmons is on there. Russell Simmons. If you value your time. I used to work for him. Where's he at? Oh, there it is. Did you work for Russell Simmons?

I used to work for Russell Simmons, yeah. Go on. And then he was the man. He would just bring hot women into the office and then go to his office where they would probably do Hollywood stuff. And then he would just walk out and then she would leave. And he'd like put the scroll in a sketch

because it was a comedy and music vertical at the time. And what is Hollywood stuff that they would do behind closed doors? I think a lot of rock, paper, scissors, naked, sexually. I don't know. I don't know. But he would just bring lovely women in, probably have a nice general pitch meeting as Hollywood is.

You're like, here's my script. And he's like, here's my cock. And you know. Oh, I mean, maybe. I don't know. Is that what goes on in Hollywood? Why am I not getting more roles? That's why me time didn't do well.

Yeah. Show your cock. I didn't show my cock. No, I don't know. I think he would he would just oftentimes he always had like an entourage. He was just his Instagram was always like yoga post like post like very zen.

And then he'd walk in and be like just yelling. And then just have like hot women is calling me. He'd be like white bitch. You'd say that to me. You were the white bitch. He would say white bitch. You're Russell Simmons. He's white bitch.

I was. Yeah. I worked for him for like three years. He never once knew my name. I used to like post on his Instagram. Like I was his guy. When you put out a special, you should call it white bitch. White bitch.

Trevor Wallace, white bitch. Damn. And if you do put out a special, we've all been waiting, by the way, because Trevor Wallace, according to Bobby Lee, is the best comedian that's out right now. Thank you. Thank you. He's not.

I mean, I used to get up. What's the laughter for, huh? One of my top 23. I can see how uncomfortable you're getting. Oh, of course. I mean, because great comedian. This is the same chair that Bobby was appraising me on. He was.

Yeah. And you were like, I mean, I guess. I wasn't like, show the footage. Roll the clip. You said, you said, he said, how are you? How good is Trevor Wallace? I go, he's great. And then he wanted me to go down this road with him

and being like, oh, Trevor, oh my god. And I was annoyed with him trying to pull me down this weird road. I was like, what? He's great. I said, he's great. And he's like, no, no, no. He's better than great.

I was like, OK, man. But now you're, what do you think about me? I hate you. That's what I was thinking. I absolutely love you, dude. I think you're a great comic. And also, a really cutie patootie. When we did that show together, man, I watched you on stage.

Boy, oh boy, you got a nice structure. Like in the face of the ass. Just your bod is cool. Oh, nice. What angle? Just your bod is cool. I was behind you. And I saw you sideways, too, a lot.

Oh, at Austin. When we did the bad friendship. We did the show together. Yeah. I was supposed to be, like, brought out on stage. And then you're like, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

It's not how it works over here. Too much pale pigment on one screen. Well, we're mixing it up today because we've got, you know, we have two whites in the lead chair. Feels good. It is nice. But we needed a little bit of Asian spice, a little bit of fish sauce.

Glad I could do that for you. Rek, you do. Rek, did you do any time to speak to Juicy? Did you guys get to meet? Um, like, after watching this podcast every week, I feel like I know her. You don't watch it every week, do you? I do.

God bless. I love this podcast, man. You're incredible. So I saw her and I, first thing I said, it was not nice to meet you, but I love you. And then it just came out. And it touched me back and I was like, wait, love it. I mean, nice to meet you.

Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. How did you respond? I don't love you, though. I mean, I like you. Damn, playing hard to get. She said, who is it? I think you're great.

I said, who this? Oh, no, I did not. To his face, did you? No, I said, I love you too. OK, nice. So we love each other. Yeah. I'm all about the love.

You are all about the love. Yeah. That's what I do before I go on stage. People ask what I think about. I just think about love and try to expand it. Are you being serious? Dead serious. I like this.

We need more love. Do you say something in your head? Sometimes I think about someone like my mom or someone that's easy for me to feel like love. And then I just expand that. I like that. I think about. But I should think about my jokes, probably.

No, no, no. No, that comes next. That's not that big of a. I think about Kanye West right before I go on. Because a lot of his rhetoric lately, you know, it's really inspiring. He's inspiring this guy. He's a loopy, sad boy, man.

And then I just saw an article that said he was ranting about Pete Davidson's 10-inch penis. I saw that. No, it was cock. Oh, he's paid the penis for the ranch. Yeah, the 10-inch. I've known Pete for a long time. And when I met him, he was only 8 inches.

So it's cool to see that you grow with time. As a person and in your penis. Allegedly screamed about Pete Davidson's 10-inch penis during a fight with Charlemagne. Charlemagne will do that, man. He's so good at pulling people into this world of getting really mad and stuff. He's so fucking good at like making people get annoyed

and pissed off and then blowing up on his show. He also baits people to say fucked up shit. Do they have footage of that, though? To cock? No. I don't know. If I had a 10-inch cock, I mean, I'd be running, I'm doing the same thing.

Run around town trying to date everybody. Yeah, 100%. But unfortunately, I don't. How many inches is your cock, Trev? Probably six and a quarter. Six and a quarter is honest and real. And I know that's actually the number. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You measured it, huh? Oh, yeah, recently. But you know what's a trip? One time I measured it with a straight root, like a wooden ruler. And then I did it with a tape measure. And I was longer on the tape measure. On tape measure.

So what's up, dude? Is that skewed? You got the curves in there. You go all the way around the block. It's angles. I had to use a protractor to get some of my cock there. If I had a penis, I'd measure it all the time. No, because once you get it, you got it.

I'd be like those kids with the height charts. You'd be checking it out. It's H-Day market. Yeah. Yeah, it really depends on the season. Summer's probably better than most. It is true. Summer, you do have a nice or cock in the sun.

Humidity feels comfortable. The winter always makes me get a small penis. Oh, yeah, it's like you took Adderall. It's just not good for you. It just doesn't work. Does your penis shrink up in the winter? Uh, it's pretty much the same always. Same size always.

Never changes. Consistency. Yeah. Summer penis is a thing, by the way. Look at this. This is a thing. Men are claiming. Oh, yeah.

Men will do anything to make sure the penis seems bigger. The heat wave is making their penis bigger. Look at this. Global warming. It's a good thing. Oh, nice. Let's keep fucking up the environment as long as we get bigger cocks.

World is melting bigger cocks. Now, that's my special name right there. What is summer penis? Summer penis? Dude, summer penis is a thing. I'm going to have to check now. I didn't know that. All right, everyone at home,

measure your cock in the winter and the summer. Please send your results as fancy needs to see. Well, actually send a picture of your penis in the summer and then in the winter to fancy. But is it L.A. like just in a perpetual summer state? Everybody's always packing. That's why I live here. Yeah, that's why I live here.

Pick your cock, baby. Stay sick. Are you from L.A.? Pretty much. Oh, OK. Like the suburbs of it, like an hour away. God bless. So I've just been packing my whole life.

You're from L.A.? No, from New York, from Queens. What'd you say you're from L.A.? From L.A. When you listen to that, you always got a big cock. I did. I forgot. You did.

But you lived in Queens for a short amount of time and then you guys moved. Didn't you tell me that? No. Born and raised in Queens and then I moved to L.A. Wow, maybe there's another Asian on the show. My bad, dude. The whole show is Asians, by the way. I'm not kidding. Look at the fucking cast for this show.

It's it's I'm there's one white and all Asians. This is my thing, man. I'm the white. Get the what is that called? The token white guy. Yeah, I'm the token white guy. Yeah, for now until until they're like, we got to get a new white. I think you should capitalize on this and you love golf.

Koreans love golf. Bro, I love golf. You should be a star in Korea. Well, link me up with the Koreans. What do I need to do? I do a show with the little one every week and it's not working. I get some cameos and some rap videos. I'm we will you seriously?

I absolutely will. I want to get linked up with the Koreans. Let's fucking go. Get some K-pop gone. I fuck with Koreans. I love their food. I love the people. And you're a non-cringe ally.

A non-cringe ally. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. That's so good to know. You are too. I think both of you. You're vouched. For sure.

For a second, I was like, am I? What about juice? Yeah, well, I haven't really heard her speak on any. Oh, yeah. Issues. I said I love. Speak on. But she loves.

How do you feel about Korea? Go. I love it. This kind of like most NPC answer ever. I love it. Give me some. There's also an ax underneath your chair. Is that planned? Do we know this?

There's an ax under there. Oh, yeah, yeah. For real? Okay, for sure. It's Rudy has knives all over the place. Gotcha. Okay, makes sense. Tell me.

Tell me. Okay. Make yourself an ally right now towards anybody. It doesn't have to be Koreans, but let's go. Let's hear what your stances are on public issues. Well, I think it's case by case. All right. Let's start with something heavy.

The juice. Go. You have to give me an example, though. Korean juice. Korean juice. How are they? I mean, I think people are people. I think Ben Baller's a Korean Jew.

Ben Baller's a Korean Jew. I think he like converted. Please look that up. Is he really? I mean, he works in diamonds. Yeah, okay. Shout out our fellow people, our fellow Jews out here. Yeah, Trevor's a Jew.

You're half Jew, right? I got a bar mitzvah. I'm Jewed up. For real? My dad. My dad is Christian. My mom is Jewish. But in that.

Because you look Christian. Thank you. You're 100% Christian. It's like kind of like a puggled dog. Like it's like you look more like a beagle than a pug. So it's like, it's nice. People are like, you're fucking Jewish, dude. But that's kind of nice that you don't,

because you don't look the thing. Yeah. Because you look like, you look like what they, what Mormons want, you are. Okay. Like handsome. Swiping right on your Christian beagle. Well, your handsome, your clean cut.

Like you look like you've never had an STD. You look like you've never gotten in bad boy trouble. Have you gotten in bad boy trouble? No. See what I mean? No. You're pure, dude. You're one of these guys.

I can see you wearing one of these white shirts. That's you for Halloween. Yeah. I might go like no helmet though. I don't want to fuck up the hair on the bikes, but. Speaking of no helmet, you have one though. You're sirked, right? I clipped up, yeah.

Yeah. Are you circumcised? Yeah. You are. Are you circumcised? I don't have a penis. What the fuck? Get out of town.

What the? And the show. Are you tucked? What do they do for girls? Do they tuck you? Do they tuck you early just to make sure the lips don't fall out too much? Uh, I don't really do much in this country. We don't.

We should. We should find out a way to have girls need to get circumcised too, guys. I'm sick of this fucking thing where it's like just men. It's gross. Like, let's, equality. Girls need to get snipped. Don't some places do that? Yeah, like the Sudan.

Yeah, but that's vaginal mutilation. They like hold them against their will. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't, do you think they call it vaginal mutilation? They call it ouchie ouchie. I think that's what it is. You're going to get ouchie today, buddy.

Trevor, I'm happy that you're here in Bobby's seat because I got to tell you, your energy is good. And I do think we might have to genuinely replace. Oh, fuck yeah. Where is Bobby? Does he know this is going on? No, he has no idea. What is he doing right now?

Is he still at that Joe's Crab Shack in Honolulu? Oh my god, dude. What the fuck? That was the saddest thing I've ever seen on an Instagram. He posted six times. I almost flew there and sucked him off myself. She was like, day four, all alone. See, Bobby, I love you, but let me send you some hoes, respectfully.

He's in New York. He's filming, what's the show called now? It's Sex in the City, but it's called something else. And just like that. And just like that. My mom loves that show. That's how she knows Bobby. Really?

Seriously? That is, don't tell him that. He would be so sad. I never told him that. I was like, you might know him from Mad TV or something. And she's like, no, actually, I know him from Sex in the City. Yeah, but you know what? Audiences, she must be huge because they keep making seasons of this show.

Yeah, she loves it. She says he's great in it. Just like that. What is his character in there? He's a podcaster. You're lying. I swear to God. Look.

That's where Hollywood is right now? Well, Matt. Oh my god. He looks like a Hype Bees podcaster though. Yeah. That's him right there. No way. And that's his co-host, right?

She's the co-host. The girl on the right? The... The... Our left, yeah. Well, you know what's funny is I'm not being facetious by any means. I think the person he's with goes by they. I'm being serious.

I'm not being a smart ass. I'm not going to lie. They look like they're having more fun than he usually has on here. Well, he's acting. He's acting. So this might all be coming... That's interesting. ...tired together.

That's an interesting quote. Look at him. Look at him. Yeah, he's acting, dude. Okay. Bobby's never... Look at that photo. That's how he talks to you on the phone.

With his feet up in the air. Bobby's belly. Do you remember how... Do you remember those days when you would call someone on the phone and talk to them for hours and hours and hours? Like a boy... Did you ever boy crush that you'd like to spoke to on the phone for hours at night? Yeah, and I would like...

Until your mom was like, get off the phone. Yeah, well, I had the cell phone by junior high. So by the time I was like calling boys, I had a cell phone. So... Racking up those minutes. Yeah. Are we on unlimited? No.

I didn't understand minutes and then one day she was like, how did you make... Like, how were you on the phone? Like, how was horny, mom? Leave me alone. But I didn't know she had record of how much I was on the phone. So that was pretty embarrassing. Yeah, well, it's kind of flux. Well, they can see that.

You're like, yeah, mom, I get fucking dudes. Leave me alone. Where's your minutes at, Barbara? Now, you know what? I did it from a... We were a house phone. Okay, kids. Yeah.

Like, I grew up... You didn't have a house phone. I had it for a little bit. You're old enough, you had a house phone. Yeah, I had a house phone. You didn't, though. Yeah, no, you had a house phone. Oh, you did? I used to have... My parents made me answer the phone a certain way.

Oh, let's... Oh, whoa. Bring your payoffs in. Piece of shit. Whoa, baby girl. With the bedazzled wah-wah. Let's go. Oh, $700 dollar grand.

I don't give a fucking fucking rich. She is really rich, dude. This is out of control. This is what she does. Why did I enter like this? I don't know. Fuck is wrong. Should I leave?

Because she's way funnier than I am. No, no. She's not, right? Stay. All right, well, let's... Here's the deal. I want to see how we can make this work. We're going to be interviewing a few people today to find out who's going to take over Bobby's seat. Juicy, you're in on this, too, because, you know, this would be a co-host for you. Okay. So...

She doesn't even want it. She does. Wait, no, I... I'm not grateful. Can I audition to be a producer after this, too? Yeah, you sure can. That's a good spot back here. I thought I was auditioning for Rudy.

You are. Okay. You already got it. Oh, my God, that's racist. You put the Asian in the Asian spot? What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Wait, what's wrong with putting the Asian in the Asian spot?

What's wrong with that? Also, this show is all Asian most of the time. It's me drowned by Asian. The only thing that saves me on this show is that I got, you know, I have a fan... I have a fucking... You know what? This is the diversity episode. Couple of border jumpers. Yeah, with the white.

Not you. Oh, I thought you were saying gay guys. Huh? I thought you were saying they were your gay guys. They kind of are. Yeah, they're like married gay guys. But only one jumped the border. The other one flew here. Oh, boy.

On a private jet, that is data. Flex. Fancy. Now, that's more my speed. Have you ever... Have you been on a private jet, Carlos? Yeah. Because you're your dad? No, ex-father-in-law.

That's a rich sentence right there. Oh, my God. Ex-father-in-law? That's a CSI Miami show if I've ever heard of one. We married rich. Your ex was super wealthy. That girl that I met? Yeah.

I know, she did not look rich. She didn't look rich at all. She looked like yoga. Yes, she looked like... Like she got paid in donations. Mm-hmm. In hope. She got paid in promises.

Yeah, I had a place in the Bahamas like a vineyard. She had a place in the Bahamas in a vineyard? Damn. Where'd you guys meet in rehab? Burn. Zinger. Silver Lake. Same place.

Same place. That's where you moved to get detoxed in Jesus. Silver Lake is fucking... That is rehab town. Look how cute Trevor looks. Looks just like me. Can I tell you something? I complimented him already.

He's so fucking cute. He looks extra cute. Let's go, baby. He gets nervous when I say that to him because he knows that I mean it. Yeah, but you have big brother energy. Like, you compliment and I'm waiting for you to just like nut-tap me under the desk.

Like, fucking bitch. Maybe I'll nut rub you. Oh, God. You're really so long. I do have big brother energy. I do. Right? But like, even when we were in Austin

and the girl I was with met you, she's like, I think that guy hates me. I was like, no, that's just him. Oh, my God, you nagged Trevor's girl. Do you want to know what happened for real? So this is really what happened. This is kind of crazy. There's a million people backstage.

And these guys know during production of shows, it's a nightmare. And you're trying to figure out like, who's going on when and when, when, when. And we're doing a Bad Friends Live. So there's a bunch of different people coming to go and someone was late and they couldn't get a bus.

And he was dropped off at the wrong time and it was all this shit. And I see this girl who's wearing a lanyard. And I immediately I'm thinking, she works for the festival. Oh, my God. So she put her to work. She's standing there alone. She's like, give me a fucking call, bro.

I go, bitch, get me a coffee, bitch. I thought she was getting paid to be fucking abused. I'm thinking she's someone's manager or agent or a fucking. You know what happens to these festivals that like people in the fucking business just are allowed to just go places. And you're like, who are you? And they're like, I worked for F, you know.

We did a Quibi show in 09. Yeah. And I'm like, okay. So I didn't fuck her off. But I was like, hey, what's up? I just kind of was, I didn't know who she was. I thought she was just another girl backstage. And then Trevor's like, Trevor's like, this is my girlfriend.

And I was like, oh my God. Then I reintroduced myself nicely. I was just like, does she work with us? I have no idea. Fancy brings around these young women all the time. He's a baby thief, this guy. In the glasses? He'll just show up and be like, I brought that baby.

He'll just bring a baby. Oh, nice. And I'm like, why do you have a little baby? And he's like, she'll go for the show. And I'm like, okay. So it's a human stork just dropping on babies. They don't pay enough here. So I have to sell babies.

We don't pay enough? You're fired. You're fucking fired. I get the audition for that role next. Yeah, you're up there next. I think I'll be a good producer. I'll just pull up Pornhub every 14 minutes. But I did.

I was very nice to your girlfriend after you introduced her properly. But you left her out. You left her to stray, by the way. But you guys were like, you're doing the podcast. You're doing stand-up. You're doing the podcast. And I was just on my toes.

So I fucked off for a little bit. So yeah, you kind of fucked her off more. Yeah, that's my bad. That's my bad. Can I just say, you broke up, right? Yeah. I just want the ladies know out there, Trevor is available.

Bad friends. What's up? He's fucking handsome. He's ready to go. He is hot and handsome. And he's got a six and one quarter penis. Six and a quarter, baby, bigger in the summer, you might have summer dick. Make that dick bigger.

Wait a minute. That girl that I met, you broke up with her? You were no longer together. Well, then I don't feel bad about what I did to her. There we go. Because when he was on stage, she was like, I love him so much. And I was like, shut up.

And she said that she goes, he's so funny. And I go, shut the fuck up, bitch. Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch. She's got a dump with this bitch. No, she was really nice. She was very, very nice and cool. And I was sweet to her once you introduced me. But that's the rule.

Everybody knows if you bring a significant other to an event or something, you can't leave them out to stray. You have to, she has to be near you. Right, right, right. Because otherwise she's rogue. Then it's like, who is this lady backstage? It's a rogue lady. And I assume she's somebody's manager or PR person.

And I do not want to talk to her. Yeah, and I don't want to talk to PR people. Annie has the best significant other. She's got a Todd. I got a Todd. Everyone deserves a Todd. Todd can wander off. It's fucking annoying though, because I'm like, where's Todd?

I'm like, holding my own purse, I'm like, where is Todd? He does everything. Oh my god, just a shit. That's because he was gone. That's because he was having so much fun. And everyone just like adopted Todd. I was like, guys, Todd's mine. OK, let's go.

No, we kind of took Todd on our own. When I see him at the store, I get happy. When I see you, I get happy because I love you. But when I see him, I'm like, ooh, Todd's here. I get a little excited. No, he's my better half. I know he really is. He's my better half Asian.

He is half. He's happy. But which Asian? It's not a good one though. No, he's the bad Laotian. That's so cute. Oh, that is good. Rack, you got any comments? I don't know.

You know, I wouldn't say the best Asian. Well, I'm just saying the best because he's my boyfriend. Rank the Asians, for real. Be honest. Oh, we know who's at the bottom. That's the sad one. Korea's number one. That's all I gotta say.

Korean is good. Korean is really good. And then who's second? Be real. It doesn't really matter. Yes. Oh, whoa. You're not first or last.

Ricky Bobby. There we go. Todd, day, good night. I think it goes Koreans. I've said this on the show. Japanese love Japanese people. Keep the camera on him for this. Koreans, Japanese.

Can I just say that Trevor's saying this, please? I have to say Chinese. I have to say Chinese because, you know. Because they get the short end of the show. They own the show, I'm sure. We don't even know it, but they own the show. There is a ranking of not giving a fuck and giving too much of a fuck.

Japanese people are here. They give too much of a fuck. That's why they're so polite. I fuck with that. Kind of mask their true emotions. But it's fake. It's fake. Is that what you're saying?

Is that what you're saying? Is that what you're saying? Yeah. And then. They're like the Canadians. And then Chinese. Yeah, my bad, but Chinese people just don't give a fuck at all. And then Koreans are smack in the middle of it.

I don't know. I don't give a fuck, but I do. Versatile. That's what I say when I want. What about like, what about Taiwanese? They just hate Chinese. They call Chinese. Yeah, that's right.

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And then we'll get a little swap with Annie and Hossie. I'll produce. Yeah. Okay. Six and a quarter inches. Thanks for coming in today. This is me, not Bobby. Thanks for coming in today.

Hey, pleasure to be here. Oh, my God, he's failing already. He's failing so bad. Tell me. Oh, I have to be like mean. What's up, bitch? No, no, no. That's not Bobby's.

I'm the mean one. No. But like, I feel like that's how you win people over is you like be like rude. You're the dumb one. I'm the mean one. She's the sweet, funny one. You get it?

Okay. Okay. I'm okay. We're all acting. Yes. Yeah. Because I'm very smart. I didn't very well on the ACTs.

All right. Yes. Oh, what did you get on the ACTs, Trevor? 24? That's pretty good. 1000. Isn't that the SAT, dog? Here's the ACTs are out of 36.

ACTs are 36. Yeah. Yeah. I did well for state school kids. Wait. So what did you get on the ACTs? I smoked weed in eighth grade out of a light bulb. So for me, like this is a good trajectory.

Literally the first time I smoked weed, 420 eighth grade. That sounds like a great idea. Get it? Do it. Out of a light bulb? Yeah. I was with some other kid and he broke the glass off. Then she used the bottom as like a bulb.

What the fuck? And then put it over a pen. What's the first time you, how was the first device you used to ingest marijuana, Rick? Just like a J? Oh no, a blunt, actually. A blunt was my answer. A cool guy answer.

That's way cool. A cool guy answer. And then what was yours? That was a cool, just a blunt. I was smoking weed out of a G&E, a damn electric bill. I was a big pen, a big pen, like just the outside piece of the tube, with tin foil on the head. Oh, dude, I, you know, sometimes I forget.

This guy named Vacu, if he is alive, I am in shock. I forget where you're from. And then stuff like that reminds me. Oh, Philly. Whenever I, like a big pen, yeah, you are, that's so trash. That's disgusting. Mine was an apple, 100% an apple. Apple sawed.

Apple was like the smartest because we, we were, we couldn't buy papers because we were scared they wouldn't sell them to us. We were 14. And my buddy was like, a guy I know said you could smoke it through fruit. And I was like, shut the fuck up. And he, and he got two pencils, jammed them through and we smoked him an apple. And then he was like, and then we have to eat the apple afterwards. There was always a kid who was trying to eat the apple.

After you all made love to a food. Even the cookie after you jerk off on it. It's like, come on, leave the cookie alone. The cum cookie? Yeah, I don't, Carlos did laugh like he was always the cum cookie eater, by the way. Carlos, did you ever eat a cum cookie? Be honest. Nobody's always watched guys jerk off.

He has done, he has watched a lot of guys masturbate. Have you guys mutually masturbated on a thing or in a thing with friends? Have you ever done that? You know about the cum cookie, you know. I know about it. I've never done it. Have you done this, Rick? No.

Damn. You've done it? He's gluten-free. Yeah, I am gluten-free. I did, I did, I did. I did a group jerk off in a thing, it was really mean. College would just have the cummey store. I feel like it was at the Coneys department.

I'm like, whatever, name the name. Whoever knocks last is to go up first. We all jerked off on Eliza's dog. Oh my God, Blanche. That special is called Blanche. Blanche means white because it's for the gym. She was like, can somebody watch my dog? She went on stage.

We all just jerked off on the dog. Oh, God. Oh, we'll watch her, all right. We are going down Eliza, I'm sorry about this. I think the dog passed away, by the way. Sorry about that, Eliza. We're just joking around. We're just kidding around.

You know, comedy. I do hear that the dog died from drowning. Too much cum. Too much cum. Too much cum. Too much cum. Too much. It was another juice fatality.

So many at the comedy store have been juice fatalities. Sounds like a dog is drowning and cum back there. Don't worry about it. Happens all the time. No, we did, I did something very mean. A guy, a guy that, a dude that we knew in high school that someone didn't like and they were, they had beef over a girl.

Yeah, and he stole his jacket from an auditorium. Like he put down his jacket and we all jerked off on this guy's jacket. Oh, God. And you should have came like in the pockets. It's sort of funny. You know, I can't wait later. He's like, where's my phone?

He's like, she's again. Well, let me tell you something. The guy that the guy had beef with that we knew, he gave him back that jacket. That jacket was returned to the rightful owner. It's the best kick me sign ever. Well, cause we know, but he, but no one else knows. It's perfect.

But now he does. By the way, he's watching this and he's like, no. He's my favorite jacket. It's my favorite American American jacket. I love a forgotten gizload story. Yeah. I, in college, I jerked off and I usually would jerk off into like a lot of tissues and I just put it on pocket

and throw it into the bathroom flush it. I put it on my pocket. It's so fucking serial killer. I was just disposing in the bathroom. You know I'm trash. I'm the dommer of jerking off. There you go. Yeah, no, but I was high as fuck too.

And then I had to go to class. That goes crazy. Yeah. A lot of elements going together. So I had this in my pocket. I went to go take a test and just smelled like giz throughout the whole test. And I was like, who the fuck?

You know what I mean? Like, or yeah. And then, and then I was like reaching. I was rummaging through my pockets and I pulled. I was like, what the fuck is this? I pulled it out in front of everybody. It's just as wide, but nobody knew what it was. You should have, you should have blown your nose in.

I know I should have played it off. But yeah, that was kind of a story I was hoping to forget, but it came up. I'm glad I came back. What did you do after? You just held it like Statue of Liberty. I was like, no, I realized what it was. And I just went back to my pocket.

Juice, what's the first device you used to smoke marijuana? A pipe, like a lady. Like a good lady. I imagine it being like a big tobacco pipe, though. Yeah. Corn husk one. You don't even know the renaissance. Little glass pipe.

I used to love chillums. I used to love. Oh, yes. Oh, one-hitters. It's my favorite. Because you feel cool that you know how to use them. Yeah. And it was cool to say chill them.

I was always like, I'll bring over. I always felt like I was saying one-hitters. Yeah, we call those one-hitters. Yeah. Do you ever get to see the cigarette ones that were metal? And you're like dipping? I still have them. Oh, really?

Of course, we all own them. Titmouse just sent me one. The Titmouse Animation House was like, Merry Christmas and sent me a little, a little, it's a little beautiful wooden box. It's carved really nice. But it looks like a cigarette? Yeah.

It's like double six. You're smoking nicotine, but you're just smoking weed. Did you guys smoke wet? No, dude. No one's smoking Balming Fluid. You fucking. What? I was like, Titmouse, be cool.

That's wet, dude. Let's bring wet back. Wet is in Balming Fluid. Oh, I said wet. I think I smoked that. I don't even know what that is. Sorry, Carlos. Wait, is that like? I'm bringing wet back.

Is that like dipped in lean? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. They said formaldehyde, but I can't imagine that. It is formaldehyde. That is in Balming Fluid. That's what that is. Wow, that's so cool.

It's what they put in bodies when they die. That's not lean. And you were just smoking on that? Because I've smoked blunt dipped in lean. That's different. That's it. Lean is cough syrup, right? Yeah, yeah.

And when you smoke it, you lean. That's what they call that. That's what I was told. You're better than that. You're better than that. She's one of those fucking annoying comedians that could just like, if we said, if I said that, people would be like, that's not funny.

You'd be fired, yeah. But you say it, it's like your whole cadence and who you are is so funny that you're never, you could just not try. She's a great comedian. Lisa Pell's like that, too. I mean, he's absolutely funny, but whatever he says is just funny. I know, it's like you speak in joke.

But that's just because he's black. All right, we'll be right back after this. Remember when I said wet back? Yeah, you smoked out of it. No, but by the way, you guys are saying that the cigarette is what we call one hitters. Chillums aren't one hitters. Chillums are glass pipes.

Yeah, you fucking losers. You don't shit when I smoked wet. Fucking dorks. All right, hold on. We need to finish this interview. We need to finish this interview. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in.

So listen, what do you think you can bring to the show that Bobby doesn't? A jawline. Whoa. That's the most fire. That was fire. He also said he has six inches, so six and a half inches. I've seen Bobby's cock multiple times.

Who hasn't? Can I tell you something? A cock. We measured it soft and hard, and it's actually, he actually is a grower and not a shower. He does this whole have a small penis thing, but it actually does grow. He's got good size.

But grows to what? You're not saying the number for a reason. Yeah, well, it's not my tail to tell. Under the desk. It's not his tail, either. It's more of a nub. It's like, you know, it's like this, like that. That's really?

That's pretty soft. That's not bad. That's something. That's a handful right there. There you go. Look at that. Like a flashlight or something. Proud of him.

This is Shaq holding a coke can. This is not, this is not bad. That's that. Same width or no? Yeah, exactly. Green on the top. He's got that double espresso. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm trying to remember. I think I wanted them double expresses. That's right, Karly. All right, so a jawline. Jawline, yeah. Huge. And then one more final question for the interview. Jussie, and then we have to decide if this is,

if he's going to wear. Well, I've got to hear everybody first. No, I, okay. I know. Jesus, no. All right, so the last question that I'll ask you is, are you willing to denounce your Judaism and identify as a Korean?

Yes, on 100%, 35 times. Yes. For the rest of your life? Yes. You have to be Korean. Yeah, I would do that. You're going to have to get in Korean face. Well, everybody knows what Korean face is.

That's what it is. What does the job entail? Would you mind showing me that? What does Korean face look like? Yeah, could you? No, you could, we could trade though. I'm down to be Jewish. See?

It's pretty cool. I love what, I love Marvelous. This is amazing. We just be eating losing sandwiches. That girl's not even Jewish, by the way. She got a lot of heat for that. But she's got great tits. She's got this tits.

Oh, yeah. I auditioned for that show. I auditioned for that. And I saw the tits and I was like, you guys thought my tits were going to compete with those tits? Yeah, but they could have fluffed you up. They should have hired her tits.

Yeah. CGI her tits onto your body? Wait, I think this is a good freaky Friday we could do. Jew, Korean, Swat, Swat. I learned Torah. I read Torah. Yeah. We're okay now.

All you gotta do is read opposite, right? You usually read like this, you go other way. It's like manga. It's like reading Japanese manga. We do that too. Japanese manga. We're the same person. Or Korean manga, same.

What is that? Manga. Just like, you know anime? Comic books, yeah. Why is anime so horny? They go straight for the big tits. Because what he was saying before, truth be told, Japanese are so emotionally stunted and oppressed

that's why the figures of women that they have are like cartoon characters. Yeah, that's where Tentacle Point comes from. It's from not being able to show them. I absolutely love that. Tentacle Point shows them because they can't show penetration. Their ponos can't show a penis going in a vagina. It's gotta be, it's blurry.

It's gotta be eight tentacles. Yeah, now that I like edit, I like edit a lot of my videos. That's gotta be hard to do all that tracking for like the blur on the vagina. Like the shots, the director's like, let's just do a tripod. You stay there.

I don't want to try that. I'm an expert of that. It does take a while though. She blurs because she blurs her feet. Because she's big, I got size 15. You know what it really is? People want her feet bad and on the internet, she's not willing to give it to them unless they pay.

No, it's not even, like I say a million dollars and quarters. I'll take for, but it's more just, I didn't know they were jerking off to my feet and I felt betrayed. All right, I gotta tell you something. I think Trevor's in. But I have a couple of questions for him. Okay, wait, wait.

I just let him run. No, I'm actually looking at Fancy's dick. He is bottomless. You know that? Is that what he does up there? That's hard. He's bottomless? She got Bluetooth on it.

All right, Trev. Yeah. Let's hear it. Okay. Go for Fancy. Are you gonna be late to every taping? No, I'm here. You know, I showed up on time,

driving out here far as fuck, but I'm here. Is that true question? Does Bobby late? Historically, Bobby used to be late to the show so much. It would cause actual real fights between him and I in the real world. Like, he would show up so late and not care. And then we would get in fights

because we'd be like, dude, everyone's waiting all night. And we used to record almost always at night. And then it would piss me off so fucking much. But now he's been on time because Daddy cracked a whip. When did he start showing up? Like, when the views were just doing great and he's like, oh, I gotta start showing up. This show got views off the jump.

Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. Yeah, yeah. You better fuck him up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Stay in line, young man. But what did you say to him that was like, all right, get your shit together. Or probably just that.

What was it that, like, what was it that did? You just pulled him aside one day and you're like, fucking, get it together. I think we had a live fight, a real fight on the show. Oh, interesting. And I was genuine about how annoyed I was that he was so fucking late all the time. How late would it be?

Dude, I mean, sometimes he would fucking forget that we had to tape that to him. Sometimes he's in New York right now. Yeah, that's so funny. That's so funny. Was it when he was smoking weed? No, dude, he was sober. I mean, he did, he relapsed while we were filming.

Yeah, that happened. But that's why he got that trophy, because he kicked the habit. Yay. No, we got him out of it. But he, no, he, when he, you know what's, you know, it's actually fucked up. This is awful to say.

He can vouch. Fancy give out. When Bobby was using again, he was actually on time. Like. He's trying to get the fuck out of here to go use again. No, he was, he was more scheduled. That's so fucked up to say.

Yeah, he wanted to get fucked up. Well, because you know what it really was. And I noticed the first time he relapsed, when I was with him years ago, he was so afraid of getting caught that he was more poignant about everything. Like he didn't, he didn't, that's the funny thing was, he was so nervous that like Kalyla was going to find out

or I was going to find out when I went to his house, when he was using again, that he was like a little too unbobby. And I was like, that's really fucking weird. And then he pulled me in the hallway. He was like, I got to tell you, dude, I'm fucking definitely using again. I know he's the, he was the worst at keeping the secret.

Well, he wanted to show me the weed. He's like, look at all the weed I'm going to find. I'm like, Bobby, what are you doing? All right, so listen. Wait, can I do one question? No. Okay. Of course you can.

Of course you can. All right, so my question is, what can you do for me? Ooh. This is really good. Bobby's, you know, he's kind of brought me onto the show and he got me a commercial agent. Yeah. Oh wow.

What can you offer? Damn, you know, I'll be very honest with myself. What can you offer Wallace? I can offer you. How do you feel about stardom? How do you feel about views? Whoa. How do you feel about TikTok?

How do you feel about reservations at Saddle Ranch whenever you want? Whoa. He is the voice of the youth. Free ride on the bull? I could ride on the bull. I could do some cotton candy. I could just, I could send you a lot of Logan Paul's

prime energy drinks. I've way too many of them at my house. I could send you like eight cases of those liquid deaths and they send me way too many sparkling waters. Hey man, don't plug your shit on our show. I did go to your candle. Get that candle. Did you guys get that candle?

Is that a liquid death candle? I went to Trevor's house once and he had all these clothes on the table and I don't know if you remember this, but you're like, yeah, if you want anything, just take something. I just get sent all this free stuff. Yeah, so you answer your own question right there. If you need influencer shit that I don't want to wear,

you got it. All right. Yeah, it's like just a hype beast thrift store if you want it. Do you consider yourself an influencer as well? No, I think that term is just, it hurts. It's painful. Why?

I just think it gets lumped in with the same people who just do like a video. It's like, get ready with me before we go to Ketamine and downtown LA. Yeah, but what's the other? Hey, rude. That sounds like my Annie's videos. That's her page.

Yeah. What's the difference when people say podcaster? I had a guy yesterday tell me, he was like, I used to sell TV ads and now I do them for podcasts. I go, oh, I got a couple of podcasts. He goes, oh yeah? Kind of like, no, really? You have a podcast?

Yeah. I go, what's the podcast that you guys do? He's like, it's called. I just met girls that make the Trader Joe's signs. That's their whole job. The bitches that paint. They're talented. Inside the store?

Yeah, they make their job is to make Trader Joe's signs. They have the best calligraphy. And they're so good. And calligraphy is a good dog. They draw the items and everything. They throw a little joke in there everyone's want. Am I horny reading about peanut butter pretzels? I love those peanut butter pretzels.

Yeah, so the answer is I can give you just free influence or shit. All right. Yeah, if you need it. I'll take that into account. All right, well, thank you so much, Trevor Wallace, for your time. For the people that go watch Trevor's pod.

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I wanted to, I have like really big fake tits, but they're hard to get over my hair. What do you mean? Like they're like for like trans people and drag queens and stuff, they're like, they're neck, like I got big tits. You'll see them on the Halloween episode. Whoa, dude, I want to see that.

What do you mean it's hard to get over your hair? You put them, they're like, it's like a sticky like silicone and you have to put, it's like got a neck. And it goes all the way down. Like a fat suit. A what? Like a fat suit, but it's just a t-shirt.

A fat titty suit. Yeah. I love it. I love it. Fucking bottomless, can you believe it? Cause he was wearing pants when I got here. No, no, no, people drop trow when they see me. It's crazy.

You have that effect. So welcome one third of a trash Tuesday girl to our show. Or two third, one of us is always gone. Yeah, one of it. Who is it, you? No, Esther's gone now. Esther's filming something. We all, we fluctuate on her.

I know, I just got invited to do her movie. Oh, what's that feel like? Tell me what it's like. I'd love to role play that. Well, let me tell you something. I'm not, I don't think I can do it. Oh, hilarious. Ha, ha, bitch.

Should I ask someone that's available? You fucking. I could play a Ginge. You could do the role, actually. I actually, you could do the role. What is it of a man? It says pig person at bar. Pig person at bar is exactly what I could do.

That's actually all I've ever played. I can't really not do that role. You and I could play similar roles. I feel like we could play siblings, don't you think? I've thought about that so much. We have sibling energy. When I wrote this thing recently, you were the first person I came up with.

And then who got it? No, it's not done. No, I'm serious. We're still doing it, but I did say, I said your name and the person that I'm working with was like, oh, she's fucking great. And I was like, all right, slow down. Was it Charlie?

No, I can't tell you. I'm not going to tell you who it is. I'll tell you all fair. I want to just say, I know I'm not at the point where I'm like here to show you what I would do for you, Jetski, but I think what you need to know is there's not a specific thing I'll do for you.

I just, my life's goal is to make Jesse Jetski juicy, Johnson happy. I think she's fucking happy. Yeah, I'm so happy. Annie is, she took me on the road. I think we talked about it before, but. I like to spoil my girl. Yeah.

Well, you're coming. Well, here's the deal. I know there's a lot of competition of like who's taking juicy and what they're doing for her. You know, she has, she put us, she pitted us up against Pauly. Now you, but here's the real deal, kiddo. I just got the dates for the Bad Friends Tour

that's coming next year. And you're not, you're not in. You haven't made it. I'm so sorry. I can't think of nothing else. Like I, I'm really excited about the tour. It's going to be great. We just got all the dates,

so we're lining them up right now to go. And yes, you are absolutely coming. However, the stipulation is. You make no money. You're going to, yeah. I know to take the pictures. You have to pay us. You have to sell the merch.

You have to sell the merch. Wait, am I going with Pauly? Yeah. It is like such a funny, but Pauly is so old school that he like forces his openers to sell the merch. It's so funny. It's like.

Still? Yeah. Wow. He forces us, but. Yeah, he did. I already fucking duct taped our hands to the. I had to do it. Yeah.

She says it's the square machine. The square thing is his duct tape. He pierces it on to her. No, but you know what? We're going to do that tour and it's going to be great. And I just started, I featured for Jessalink. And I just want to say, I asked him if he had any stories of Bobby and Andrew.

And he said, who? It's very funny. Very funny. That's very funny. I like that guy. Oh, look at that. Look at that. He's so pissed.

Oh, great. Good. He knows who we are, man. I know, but he's, he's jabbing it. Yeah, but you know what? It's not nice, Jess. I almost thought you said he's Japanese. I'm like, he's Japanese.

Yeah. Give him a lot. Him and his boy went viral for their little pod, for their little podcast. How do you mean? Yeah, it is a little. But it is a little. It's a little bullshit.

How about that, Jessalink? Such a tiny little podcast. Bitch. You little bitch. No, but him and him and his buddy, their pod, they talked about a girl dying on a, on a roller coaster. She went to go get her phone

and the roller coaster killed her. And they made a bit about it on the show. And it went viral on TikTok cause some girl was like, how disgusting that these comedians are laughing about this. And then all the comments were complimenting them. They were like, this is the funniest bit. And you're just like, why didn't I think of this first?

I know. We're not up on current events on this show. Although I did see this morning in bed, you could look this up. 39 cases a month of medical marijuana psychosis. People are coming in cause the dosages are too high that they're having psychotic breaks in San Diego. I understand it.

That's how fucking out of control the weed is getting in San Diego. Can I just tell you, I actually had to quit weed. Weed and alcohol are the things I don't do. And I will do literally anything else. But I can't handle weed. I'm the couch. I'm either the couch girl.

I'm like, you know. I can't eat the, yeah. You don't smoke anymore? No, I quit like four years ago. Wait a minute. You weren't high any time that we were, when we were filming? No, it's just how I am.

You just, I love it. You're great. Do you do like, do you do other stuff? Do you trip and stuff? I do real drugs, yeah. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. That we talked about.

But I do real drugs. Now I feel like, you know, I smoked a lot when I was in my developmental stages like in high school. So I'm just kind of naturally like in that mode. That's funny. Me too. I smoked for like 15 or 20 years.

And then I just, then I just don't smoke pot anymore. I cannot smoke. Too strong. It is. It's like, That you know that El Camino movie? Oh yeah. Yeah.

It's really intense. And I took an edible and my heart was just racing the whole time. Like I couldn't sleep. It's just like terrified. You quit. Was it because you had a break? Like did something happen to make you quit smoking pot?

Or did nothing happen? I think I, Whoa. What are you, my dad? I think I, I think I smoked a lot. Your dad wouldn't be sitting here hanging out with you. That's exactly right. Well, he's not around.

He doesn't been around. I know that's the joke. That's why I like you. You've been through so much. My dad actually said to me, this is how fucking, this is how much of a nerd my dad is. Did he say who, who?

Like Jeslenik? Who, who? My dad, who? My stepdad. My stepdad is such a sweet dork, but he goes, because he was so anti weed. And then they caught me smoking weed a thousand times.

And he, he, he heard the song because I got high. Remember that song? Oh. And he thought that was like an anti weed song. He was like, he was late for work because he got high. He was using the lyrics as if it was.

I was like, dad, this guy's a pothead. He's saying it, celebrating it. And he's like, no, he's not. You fucking idiot. He's saying that he lost his job, his girlfriend, everything he loved because of pot. I was like, I think you're,

can you open this for me? I think you're wrong. So nothing happened, Rick? I think I smoked alone one time and I was like texting someone. And I was like, this iPhone is learning who I am and how I talk. And I was getting really paranoid.

And then I was like, yeah, this shit is not for me anymore. Damn. Oh, I think that's a good movie too. Just have one auto correct and you're like, I'm fucking out too. Yeah, basically. I gotta spell February and you're like, this is too much.

I think my fucking phone smokes pot. My auto correct is always fucking wrong. So annoying. Always wrong. And the update made it worse. It used to kind of learn me and now it doesn't know me at all. I'm the opposite.

I want it to know me. I heard a hack that, you know, when it says ducking instead of fucking, you have to make a contact that says fuck in your phone. No, you can go on keyboard. I got the hack. I have the real hack. Go to settings.

Keyboard shortcuts. Keyboard shortcuts. Yeah. And you can switch the names. Does Bobby have those? No. Exactly. See, we have a Korean who knows

what the fuck is going on technologically. This guy, you don't have an Android, do you? No. I'm worried for a hot second. I made a deal with myself about weed. I said, I'll smoke weed again when I make $100 million. So let's see what happens.

So let's all take this journey. Let's go. Buy my merch. $100 million. You want to smoke a joint? They buy my merch. Buy her merch. Please guys, please.

We do need that. We do want to see it. And it'll be Spotify live. I'm sure we'll do it live. Danny has cool merch too. Yes, he does. The t-shirts, the glasses, the socks. It's almost a whole outfit.

I got new stuff coming too. So look at this bitch's nails. I know, I can't do anything. Did you see how you had to open this for me? Yeah, but those are so cool. I'm wearing sweatpants again because I literally cannot button and zip pants. Well, that's kind of like Bobby.

She's needy, like Bobby. Yeah, I need him. I'm like, Kalaila, do things for me. Yeah, well, you're not needy like Bobby. You're independent. I like being independent. But it is now that I have my very own Todd, it's like, it is when he was like having so much fun at Skankfest

that he was not standing next to me the whole time, I was like, it was so weird to have to just reteach myself like how to walk without having my hand like escorted. I was like, it was like hacky. I was like, I don't want to sound crazy, but where's Todd? Like, I don't want to get where's Todd's shirt. I was just about to say that. But he was gone.

He was always like with the people having the fun sniffy sniffies somewhere. I know, it's so cute. You know what you need to do is make like where's Waldo type of shirt with all sorts of like different comments. And then there's Todd. And then there's Todd.

I love that. Do you have any fun, you got any fun trip stories? We talked a little bit of drugs when we were filming, by the way, because we knew we want to do some mushrooms together. What'd you guys film together? I'm sorry I didn't know. We did a show that's going to come out called Beef with Adley Wong, Steven Young.

Not Bobby Lee. Not Bobby Lee. Thank God. Who else is in it? Do you know other names? David Cho. Wait, did you say that? No, I can't believe it.

I can't believe I skipped over my man. Yeah. He might be the most. He is so talented, god damn. I don't even know how to say it. He might be the most interesting person to listen to. He'll just talk to you. If you're talking about a subject, he'll just go in his

own world and start telling you a story that's, I mean. Do you know my David Cho combo, what we talk about is? Our topic is Survivor. He's a huge Survivor fan. Is he? Yeah, it's the number one best show of all time. Revisit it, guys. If it goes off air, I will be dead.

I just can't. I can't do it. Why? I just don't care about those people. Who? Which people? There's no people at the time. That's what I mean.

I don't care about any of these fucking people. Trying to live on a fucking island and could be like, that thing is not my thing. They're not trying to live there. They're trying to survive. They're trying to survive. He's like, they're not glamping. I just, I think it's the only kind of televised rugged thing

I want to watch like that. We've talked about on here a million times. We've offered the producers to put us on, but Naked and Afraid is the dopest show on television. You put two people butt naked, there's no safety nets, and they got to fucking live. And a lot of times, they die. No, here's the issue.

They die. Here's the issue. They're not winning anything at the end. That's what I don't like. Pride. They're losing. That's why the show is better. You're not doing it for money.

You're doing it because it's like. No, money's the best. They don't make any money on that show. No. What about the other show where they're in like extreme conditions? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one's crazy.

That's the illest of all of these. That's the dopest. That one's not as fun to watch because the Naked one's more fun because when you get like bites on your penis, it's funny to watch them experiment at night. That I like to watch. But the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of podcasting is when Esther was on Tiger

Belly one time, they went, they were like Bobby and Kalei were talking about alone and they go, yeah, we watch alone together. And she thought they meant her show on Freeform. And she got so excited. And it was not alone together. It was alone, comma, together. Damn.

Hilarious. Sorry, Esther. Sorry, little lesty. That's what you get for not putting me in your movie. What if you're going to get in the movie and you don't know it yet? I've known her 13 years. She's had a lot of things.

Annie, not to flex, but I was in the movie. I shot on Wednesday. Oh, really? Would you have it? What's that? What'd you do in it? I was a weed dealer. I worked at the store.

And next to me was Bad Baby. That was she was actually. So Bad Baby got in it. I love Bad Baby. I'm sorry. Nice lady. Who's Bad Baby? Sorry, did you say sorry?

Catch me outside, girl. Catch me outside, girl. Dr. Phil. Cash me outside. I don't change your name to Bad Baby. I actually am a bad baby. Bring up a phone over of Bad Baby, please. Let's see this, bitch.

Hey, man, if you're going to be the fucking producer on the show, we've got to know how to type into a computer. He only knows how to type his own name. Yeah, it was. I think I was a good guy. Her music is great, low key. Oh, she's cute.

Look at her. Outside of Chaconis, so fuck it. So, so, so Los Angeles bullshit. Love this bitch. Let her have it. She needs it. She needs this fame. I'm really into Lil Yachty.

Lil Yachty. Lil Yachty's dope. I'm driving fucking consuming him a lot. You heard the new song, right? But the walk. Oh, look, Josh Potter, she's so cute. Look at her. I love this song.

She probably could get her roles right. She, her only fans is going crazy. Oh, it's only fans money? That's so crazy. These bitches are making so much money. Josh out of Myers was like, Annie, if you didn't own the fans, you'd make millions of dollars.

I was like, what? That's not true. You'd make good money, but you ain't making millions, bitch. You don't, you don't know that. I do. I've known Annie for too long. Annie, you know what? How about this?

You would make, you would make. You would make millions. Annie, you'd make millions. No, Annie, you'd make the sound of JP Morgan intern. It'd be good. Annie, you'd make Tim Dillon money if you did it. That's good money. You'd be making.

I'd make fat guy money. Fat guy money is the best money. It's funny if you mean like we'd make the same amount of money on only fans. You would. You would. Tarantino's been coming to the comedy store. He got, Theo was on stage and he went, he went,

I don't like that guy and he doesn't like me. It's like, what is the Theo and Tarantino beef? Did he really say that? He said that. Wow. You know what was there last night? Rihanna. Oh, so far.

I was there. I didn't see her. Chappelle dropped in and. Oh, late after I left. Yeah. And he brought Rihanna. She pulled up later. Did she have her baby with her?

Can you imagine? She's breastfeeding. Now that's a bad baby. That baby's also been in Esther's movie. Everybody has. Wreck is a movie. This is a real thing. I'm in the background somewhere.

This is real. I'm her standing. Esther, I could play your fucking ripped standing. That's true. You could play like the bulky, the bulky Esther. The bulky. On the bulk.

I bring the bulk. She bulk. They call me. Kind of sad Rihanna was there and I wasn't there last night. But Quentin Tarantino is so fun when he comes to the comedy story. It's like so fun. So have you been there on those nights?

Rihanna and Aesop Rocky together? That's a picture of them in the lot. At the store. That's cool. I wasn't there last night. Who's the big white? I don't know. Security.

We have a new security guy. Do we really? I don't remember his name is, but there's a new one. Yeah, but that's not our security. No, he looks like he can fuck some people up. Dude, oh my God. He's scary. That guy, I hadn't been to the store in a while and I parked

on the ramp and one of the new security guys goes, sir, you can't park there. It happens all the way through that. And I got to get like, well, I did the nice thing. I go, oh, no, no, it's OK. And he was like, no, you can't park there. And he was like, come on. I walked up to him.

I go, bro, bro, I'm a comic. I'm a comic. I'm one of the comedians here. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, who, who? And then we were with it. And Anthony Jeslemick is doing security hormones or someone ran over and was like, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. But I feel like you're somebody who wouldn't take that like

calmly. I feel like you get like one like, oh, no, I'm a guy. And then he's like, no, no, no, you're not. And then you're like, listen, bitch. And then you pull up the me time with Kevin Hart. And you're like, this is a fucking thumbnail, bitch. No, I've gone backwards, man. I've calmed my shit down.

Really? He's worked on himself. I see that in you because we're both hulky. Thank you. I'm trying. Hulsome. But I feel like, yeah, you get like one like, oh, no, I'm on the show.

And then the second one, that's when you really start flipping the second one, I'll go, hey, dude, chill out. Does this not look like a fucking serial killer? Yeah, yeah, it does. Rihanna looks so cool. She always looks fucking cool. That I mean, she's a mega babe. It's Beyonce or Rihanna. That's not even a competition.

I think Rihanna, right? Oh, he's going to say Beyonce. You're more of a musician, though. You know, yeah, technically. I never was really into either of them. Oh, I like that's cool. I love destiny. Like destiny.

I like my friends and I would like reenact the music video. I like Kelly. Kelly's we were all like Kelly's short hair. We were all all the way. What's the one that's the saddest answer? Because you know when one girl is like, no, you're definitely not. You're definitely not. I get a certain later.

OK, in five minutes, I'm Kelly. Wait, so Rick, wait a minute. I like this. You don't like either of them. Yeah. You don't fuck with Rihanna or Beyonce. I mean, they're great. You know, I like some of this song.

I'm just not like you don't you're not like enough. Like you're searching for them and they come up in a shuffle. It's all good. Oh, there's a trend right now on TikTok of unpopular opinion of musicians. Have you seen this when people like who's overrated in music and they're asking like college kids? It's actually kind of fun because it's like

that some of the takes are really, really good. Like some of them and some of them I don't know. Some of the people that they name, I don't know. But who do you think is overrated as fuck? Unpopular opinion. Fuck. I don't really like to do that. I just so sweet.

I actually I shit on them, but nobody's coming to mind right now. Yeah. Yeah. Who's I think it would come back. What's an unpopular opinion about who do you think is overrated musically? Who are you in the blowfish? Rated perfectly.

I love that. Taylor Swift is one. I love this. This is good. Like she and I guess she just dropped like two albums last night. I love it. Should I guess? I like it.

I do. I guess she dropped an album. She's huge. I do like a few of her songs, but yeah, I'm not like die hard. I've never really gotten who's overrated, Annie. Who's overrated, Trevor? Usher. Watch your fucking mouth.

You watch your fucking mouth about us. Let it burn. I'll let it burn. He's got hits. I'll light you up, dude. Oh, yeah. You got my ad. You maybe want to leave the world.

He's such a good guy. Oh, no. Start a new relationship with you. Did you just hear me hit that note? See what Google says. Kanye. You think Kanye's overrated? Whoa.

I like his take on the Jews, honestly. He's winning me back. I love Kanye, man. Ma-ga, ma-ga, ma-ga, ma-ga. You love Kanye. You just don't fuck with him, even though all this stuff. I think he's the greatest rapper alive. Of all time.

Because like historically, he shifted the culture. No chance. He's not the greatest of all time. I just think he's shifted the culture so many times. Coolio? Coolio? Come on, man. Rest in peace.

Rip. Rest in peace. Don't do that. Rip. F. F in the chat. So wait. So say it. Go finish your statement.

I just, you know, like everything fashion, music videos, live state performances, even music, like combining like commercial sound with like underground type of, you know, rap. He's probably one of the greatest producers of all time as well. Yeah. He's just the most influential rapper of all time.

How about that? Okay, Fancy's right there. He said, in your face, Fancy. He says that Drake is the best rapper of all time. Who? Kanye says that. He does. Is he trolling?

Kanye thinks Drake is the, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think, I don't, I've never gotten into Drake. So there's your overrated Drake. But I just never, I just never, it's just never come to me at the time that I need to hear it or like that much. I don't hate it. I just go, ugh. Yeah.

Daniel loves Drake. We listen to Drake all the time. Really? Have you gotten on board? Like sometimes we do with our boyfriends. Yeah. You've, like I never listened to Drake before. And now you've assumed his love for him.

What is he saying? Led Zeppelin is overrated? Is that what he's saying? The top 10 most overrated, number one, Led Zeppelin. Hot take, number two, not my words, Beyonce, number three, Taylor Swift. What's up? Number four, Jonas Bros.

Back the fuck up. Jonas Brothers are legit. Okay? Uh-oh. Get him off this list now. All the emails are top10s.com right now. Number five, The Beatles. The Beatles.

Who the fuck made this list? The top10s.com. So everybody send your hate mail to the top10s.com. That's like ACDC, number seven, Lincoln Park. That's kind of fucked. Lincoln Park. They're great. Yeah, that's kind of fucked up.

Also, the album they did with Jay-Z, right? It was Jay-Z and Lil Laps and Judgment by Jay-Z, huh? I mean. But that song was. That's just the most crazy in the karaoke rules. I've become so numb, I can feel you near. Shut up when I'm talking to you! Shut up!

I relate to it. People scream that at me so often. Number eight, BTS. I do not claim. I'm not putting that out there, okay? You better not shit on BTS on this fucking show. Again, the top10s.com. This is a Korean show, okay?

Number nine, My Chemical Romance. I feel like that was a personal one. I like Eminem. Yeah, everyone likes Eminem. Basically, every pop, the most popular artist of all time. I think they just went into a Macy's and just heard what they were playing, and they're like, yeah, these 10 are.

Eminem's Just For Man Beard is weird, though. What is that? He dies his beard. And it's like, the thing is, it's like, they don't ever die it enough. Like there's always a little gray. By the way, he's got a line coming out called Just For Man Eminem.

Eminem, just for Eminem. Just For Man Eminem. I'm a Eminem activist. Eminem's Right For Man. Oh, look at that. Someone just did it. Oh my God. Just For Eminem.

Oh. Just For Eminem. We're hacks. We're hacks. We stole something from the internet. Reddit, Reddit got us. You look great in there. Oh, Jesus.

Oh my God. That's why I started talking so y'all fucking look over here. Holy shit. My dude, they hide the two nos on me. What's up? What brand are these? All right, so hey, wait, let's,

Annie, get him a guy on the show. Fucking promote a, get him a guy. Get him a girl. Oh my God. I'll take whatever. I've been trying to get a, I think Trevor is a catch. Hello?

Are you looking for love? Are you looking for love? Hey, I'm looking for a hug. Hey, it's Bobby. Say hi to Bobby. Bobby, we're doing your job for you when we find him. Hi, Bobby.

Who's doing it? Well, Annie showed up. She's going to take your spot. Trevor's here. He might take your spot. Rex City is here. He might take your spot. Rex Dizzy.

He said Rex City. Sorry, Rex. Hey, he's here to take your spot and it's going really well. Huh? Trevor who? Trevor Wall is your best friend. Noah?

Trevor Noah. Yeah, Trevor Noah. That's why you put the daily show. I love Trevor Noah. How's it going, Bob? Thanks for showing up to the show today. Well, I just woke up just now so I don't know why you were calling what's going on.

Are you in New York? It's 4.30 in New York time. It's 4.30 in New York. I know, but the last spot I had last night was like three in the morning. It was crazy. There was no spot at three in the morning. You did a 1.30 maybe.

1.30, 1.30 in the morning. Maybe. And it was probably midnight. 1.30 in the morning. I lied. Well, how's it going in New York, sweetheart? I don't know, baby. It's OK.

I want to go home. I haven't been home in so long. I miss you, baby. Yeah, I miss you too, baby. Ew. Shut up, Annie. Hey, we do miss you. We love you.

Ew. We can't decide if Trevor is right for the show. He's not. Or if Annie is. I am. Rex's going to stay, though, regardless, because he's killing it over there in the corner. There's a hammer under his chair.

Rex is the one that beat me out of that roll. That's right. You want to say something to him? He can hear you. No, no, no. I don't want to talk to him right now. I love him, though. He's cute.

Say something to Bobby. He can hear you. I love you, huh? He loves you. I love you, Rex. Oh, so cute. Hey, so Bob, when you come back, you might not be on the show anymore.

Is that going to be OK? It's fine. He doesn't care. He doesn't care about his job. I do care. I care, but it'll be fine. I'll just kill myself. No.

We want you back, Bobby. Bobby, did you go on? Have you gone on any dates in New York? No, New York women don't like me. No, he's such a liar. You're such a liar. They don't like me. No, no, no.

They have rough hands. You need a girl like that's from Brooklyn. Yeah. Let's get you a girl. Where's a lot of gold? Let's get you a Harlem girl. Ooh, Harlem. You want to go up to Harlem?

You want to go above the park? Oh, I love Harlem. Let's get you up to Harlem. All right, hurry back soon. All right, I miss you. Bye. Bobby just crushing puts in New York. Does anyone tell us about it?

That's how much puts? I would love to watch Bobby's sex in the city. I know. Can I tell you something? That's exactly what I'm doing. The women that fucking come to say hi to him after the shows, it's insane how hot some of these girls are. Like, shocking.

Not because it's Bobby. I'm not being mean. It's just girls that you're like, who is this fucking stunning chick? And they're obsessed with him. Yeah. He's going to be just fine. Nobody was worried.

For the fans that are like. The fans are don't get it. They're so stupid. They don't get it. Bobby, are you going to be OK? Oh, no. Bobby's going to be perfectly fucking. And you know what?

So it's Trevor Wallace, by the way. What's up, dude? Thank you all for coming and being on the show. Thank you guys for hanging out. I know this is Saturday and I took up your time and I really appreciate it. Thank you for having me. I really appreciate Trevor Wallace for being a great comic,

a good-looking guy. Oh, look at me. He's a great guy. Look at him. I look even hotter than you. And please try to fuck him. Fuck Trevor Wallace. Or just like come to a show.

No, don't go to a show. Don't be spoiled. But then fuck me at the show. Yeah. During the show. I did a clothing giveaway. He gives a cock giveaway. Hey, yo.

Beautiful. Thank you, Annie. Thank you, Rick. Thank you, Juice. All right, it was so fun, you guys. All right, so at the same time, we're going to say. OK, ready? Who made the cut?

All right, one, two, three. Annie Wood, the new podcast. Thank you guys for being a bad friend. Thanks for being a bad friend. Bad friend. Hell yeah, bad friend. Also, we'll be way back. I've been sitting on that for like two hours.

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!