Bad Friends - Bobby Turns 60!

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Starting point is 00:00:59 Woo-hoo! You two are something. We're bad friends. What's the... Oh! She shit, kicking it all off. Wow. I am scientist. Put your headphones on and we'll talk. Oh, so we're doing sketches now.

Starting point is 00:01:13 Put your headphones. It's all making sense. This is like now I'm having fun. Ladies and gentlemen, Chilly Chill is in the house. Yeah, Chilly was so. There it is right there. And who am I, who am I? Do you know who I am?

Starting point is 00:01:25 I am scientist from North Korea. Well, it's that and a combination with that and drugstore June, I'm the pharmacist. Your favorite movie, drugstore June pharmacist. Oh, God, guy. Look at this and the boys, you know what they are? Yeah. Well, you're right, you have the North,

Starting point is 00:01:43 you're Jeesun Park? Mm-hmm. You know what that is. You have the North. You're Jisun Park. Mm hmm. You know what it is. This is the guy your mom likes. Yeah. Who are you? That's Sun. Who are you, Pete? Me? No. Pete. Me? Yeah, you're the Pete.

Starting point is 00:01:57 Oh, that's me. Yeah. My God. Pete is back. Hey, guys. I missed you. Pete, what did you bring us, Pete? Well, for Bobby's birthday, I had my kids do some portraits of you in that blue bag over there. Ooh!

Starting point is 00:02:11 Yeah, they drew some portraits of you. Let's get it out of the way real fast. Happy birthday to you. No, no, no! Happy birthday to you. No, no! Happy birthday dear Robert. Happy birthday to you.

Starting point is 00:02:27 All right, let's see the photos. Okay, photo number one. Ooh. That's my son, five-year-old son. Oh, I thought it was the priest and the exorcist. What's the, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, that's what you know. That's what your five-year-old son thinks Bobby looks like?

Starting point is 00:02:44 The priest and the exorcist. Fantastic. Fantastic. And let's see the next one. Oh, shit. My three-year-old. Ooh. This is four in the morning, Bobby. Let me see.

Starting point is 00:02:53 That's right now, actually. I can't sleep. Oh, doing wide eyes. I can't sleep. Little wide-eyed Bobby. Yeah, yeah. All right, who's the next one? Okay, next one.

Starting point is 00:03:02 My three-month-old. Oh. Wow. He, your three My three month old. Oh. Wow. He, your three month is. Oh. Oh, man. No. No, I'm kidding.

Starting point is 00:03:12 I'm kidding, he's a good guy. And what's the. He's a good guy. What's the next. He's a good guy. I tried, I tried to make. Oh, this is Pete's. This is, this is you?

Starting point is 00:03:20 I tried to make. Yeah, whoa, right here, what is this? Pretty similar to the three month old. Yeah. Pretty right on par. Yeah, so thank you so much for these. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Starting point is 00:03:32 That's the present? They worked really hard on that. We all worked on that. All right, all right, all right. Rudy, what did you get, other than being chilly chill, probably costume of the day, chilly chill, what did you get Bob for his birthday?

Starting point is 00:03:45 Okay. He can open it. Give it to me, I'll give it to him. Are you sick by the way? You sound sick. She was a couple of weeks ago. Oh, that's nice. Nice bringing it here.

Starting point is 00:03:53 I'm not contagious. She's not contagious. Yeah, all you people say that. All right, so this is great. And can I, can I, can I just like, okay, I'm gonna guess. A candle. Nope. can I just like okay I'm gonna guess a candle nope soap no well kind of body wash no okay just open it oh oh let me see what is Oh! Oh! Leritium rums friter.

Starting point is 00:04:25 Let me see, what is that? This is kinda cool, dude, this is for the bath, dude. Show me. Is there a price tag? No, I can't! Oh, I get it. Oh, that's nice, this is bath salts, you could smoke this. Yeah, it's really nice.

Starting point is 00:04:38 You could smoke this and get ripped. Yeah. So this right here is. I don't know if you'll like it, but I know you really like perfume. It's a cologne for men or women? I don't know, I just like the smell. And I thought you'd like.

Starting point is 00:04:51 Oh my, that's a sweet gesture. Oh, it's too dark to be good. No, I think it's gonna be good. Oh shit. How is it? Really good. Really? Let me smell, pass it really good? Really? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:06 Pass it. It's like, it's musky. I can kind of smell it from here. Yeah. What brand is it? I don't know. Filly fragrance. Oh, is it Filly Fragrances?

Starting point is 00:05:14 Yeah. Filly, no, that says fragrances. I really like it. Oh, this is Pogostemon. It's really good. Pogostemon. Do you know this? And then the next one, because you smoke a lot. Yeah. Oh, this is Pogostemon. It's really good.

Starting point is 00:05:25 Pogostemon. Do you know this? And then the next one because you smoke a lot. Yeah, you do? Yep. We gotta quit. It's an ashtray. Fucking amazing.

Starting point is 00:05:36 Let's see. Can I say something to you? Whoa. Dude, what a great gift. Yeah? Honestly, I have to give it a nine out of 10. Nine out of 10. That was really good, dude.

Starting point is 00:05:47 Any gifts from the room up there? You know what? It was thoughtful. You thought about it. You're not just giving me socks like Steve does, my brother. Is that what he got you this year, socks? No, but he'll just go, hey, happy birthday, dude, and give me like a pack of socks.

Starting point is 00:06:00 Well, you do like socks. I know, but still it's not thoughtful. All right, let's see what the boys got you. Okay, so. Go ahead, Carlos, you wanna set socks. I know, but still it's not thoughtful. All right, let's see what the boys got you. Okay, so. Go ahead, Carlos, you wanna set it up? Yeah. Me, Andreas, and McCone went to Echo Park. We put it out there on Instagram

Starting point is 00:06:12 to all the fans to come do a video for us. And this is from us and the fans to you. All real fans pulled up to Echo Park. That's amazing. Yeah. What a treat. Happy birthday, Bobby. Happy birthday, Bobby. Thank you so much for making me laugh during my childhood on MET TV. Happy birthday, Bobby. We wanna try. Happy birthday Bobby! Happy birthday Bobby. Thank you so much for making me laugh during my childhood on Matt TV.

Starting point is 00:06:27 Happy birthday Bobby, we love you! Happy birthday Bobby, you have put me through a lot of things and I'm so appreciative of you. Happy birthday to my bisexual brother. I'm sorry about everything that's going on the road in 2023. Yeah. It's almost 2025 now, so we can move past it all. Happy birthday, I love you. Happy birthday Bobby, we love you so much.

Starting point is 00:06:47 We wanted to show how LA loves you, so we pull a call out and LA answer. Happy birthday Bobby! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Five? Happy birthday dear Bobby! Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear bossy. Happy birthday to you.

Starting point is 00:07:09 LA answer. So funny. That's so funny. That's good. Well, that's cool. Five people showed up. They came in droves, huh? Wow.

Starting point is 00:07:21 You had, I guess that was hard to contain. Did the cops show up? Cause that was too much of like a. I mean the photo before though, it looked like there was a lot of people. Yeah that one. What's that? That's a stock photo Yeah, stock image. So why didn't look I? Thought that was it. I was like, oh, it was cool. No, I was only five. Yeah, okay. Well, thank you for showing up to that God, you guys really love to do that this to me. have a video from Fancy too because he's not here today.

Starting point is 00:07:47 Okay. He went somewhere. Sad that he's gone. Happy birthday Bobby! I'm sorry I'm not there celebrating with you, but I'm doing something nobody else has ever done for you. I took a plane last night and I'm here in Springfield, Ohio, looking for your favorite treat. Happy birthday. It's so topical.

Starting point is 00:08:14 It's so topical. He's right on beat. Very good. He's on beat that guy. He doesn't miss. Yeah. He's looking for cat meat. Well, I got you a gift.

Starting point is 00:08:23 Thank you. I actually got something really special and got you a gift. Thank you. I actually got something really special and custom made for you. Thank you. You wanna come here, Ben? I got you something real, actually look at me. Very special for you. Thank you, man.

Starting point is 00:08:34 This is my good friend, Ben Baller came by. Whoa, what's up, Ben? Fuck yeah, homie. Ben, can you sit, you wanna sit in the seat for two seconds? I love you. Dude, you came all the way over sit in this seat for two seconds? I love you. Dude, you came all the way over here, Ben? I just landed from Chicago, man.

Starting point is 00:08:48 He just landed. Wow, and you came here for what? Not just this. There's no way you came here for this. He did, he came here just for this. Why? Just mail it to me. No.

Starting point is 00:08:57 Nah, this can't be mailed. This can't be mailed. Oh wow. Ben, oh my God, dude. Dude, I'm like, today, what a day. Well, go ahead. Rob Lowe earlier and now Ben Baller. What did Rob Lowe do for you?

Starting point is 00:09:09 He just talked to me for a second. You just. But anyway, no, I'm just saying, running into people. You're filled with joy right now. Pretty joyous. Your 53rd birthday. This is great, dude. How old are you, Ben?

Starting point is 00:09:22 Wait, should I know he's older than me? He is, yeah. How old are you, Ben? 51. Fuck, dude. But than me. He is, yeah. How old are you, Ben? 51. Fuck, dude. But look at how much better than a little. You do look really good, doesn't he? Yeah, Rudy agrees.

Starting point is 00:09:30 You look really good for your age. You think? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool it out. Cool it out, relax. You cool it out, that's enough of that.

Starting point is 00:09:38 Yeah. Pervert. Yeah. Ben, you're married, right? In the middle of a divorce, and the kids are outside. Oh, they are, they're outside? It's all good. Okay. Thanks for bringing it up, man. Sorry, sorry, sorry, right? In the middle of a divorce and the kids are outside. Oh, they are, they're outside? It's all good. Okay.

Starting point is 00:09:47 Thanks for bringing it up, man. Sorry, sorry, sorry, my bad, my bad. I even told you, don't bring up the divorce. You'll find somebody, you'll find somebody. No, no, I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, you're killing it. No one's worried about him. But he's got a special gift real fast.

Starting point is 00:09:57 Okay, what did, okay. I'm so, dude, already, dude? It might be better than hers. I did something for you that you probably won't believe. And I called him up, I said, I need a favor from you. And I need you to help me out. Just brass knuckles, please tell me. Do you want to show him what it is?

Starting point is 00:10:11 You want to show him? Little something, just a little something from me to you. Nothing crazy, but if there's one person to call, it's Ben Baller. And I said, Ben will get you something dope and he'll know what he wants and it'll be great. And I think this is your style. Why are you, is it alive?

Starting point is 00:10:28 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Okay, I'll close my eyes. But I said, you gotta match Bob's style. And he goes, I know exactly how to match that guy's style. I know what he wants, I know what he needs. Is that how much you spent? We don't have to talk.

Starting point is 00:10:40 We will talk about it in a minute. Okay. You can tell him after he... Wait. Wow. Put it around his neck. No, there's no fucking way. Take off your headphones. There's no way, dude. Take off your headphones.

Starting point is 00:10:50 There's no way, dude. Put it around your... There's no way, dude. Okay. Wait till you see how heavy this is. Wait till you feel it. You're gonna have to... Wait, God, your head is fucking huge.

Starting point is 00:10:58 No, it's not big. It'll go up, trust me. I don't care how big it is. Okay, okay, okay. Wow. That's over a kilo of gold. That's a kilo of gold. Wow. Oh, man. Well, here. Wow. That's over a kilo of gold. That's a kilo of gold. Wow.

Starting point is 00:11:06 Oh man. Well, here's why. I said to Ben, I know Korean culture, big on church, we're trying to get you back into religion. And he- The weird thing that you would give me though, cause I don't, I don't, I don't cross. I'm not a Christian.

Starting point is 00:11:18 I have to walk around with this now and go, hey. First of all. I mean, I would thank you, I appreciate it. You told me spirituality was important to you again. Yeah, but not Christianity. It could have been a Buddha. I'm sorry. It's 120 carats.

Starting point is 00:11:35 I understand the carats and the gold and all that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you joking? No, you fucking fucking ruined with me. What the fuck? I thought it would be cool. I thought it's like when we, you really don't like this? You look pretty cool. No, it fucking fucking ruined it with me. What the fuck? I thought it would be cool. I thought it's like when we, you really don't like this? You look pretty cool.

Starting point is 00:11:48 No, it looks cool. I'm just saying that it's like, I'm not a Christian. It's not, it's more than that. Okay, okay, it's cool. Thank you. First of all. I mean a Buddha or what? What even, like the yin and yang maybe.

Starting point is 00:11:59 Do you not like it? No, I really love it. Cause this was not cheap. No, I love it. No, I'm serious. How much was this? Tell him everything about the piece he's wearing around his neck. Yeah No, I really love it. Cause this was not cheap. No, I love it. No, I'm serious. How much was this? Tell him everything about the piece he's wearing around his neck.

Starting point is 00:12:08 Yeah, tell me everything about it. It looks beautiful though. It's about 130 carats. There's actual glacier blue diamonds on there. It's over a kilo on gold. It's about $260,000 together. You don't like it. Give it back.

Starting point is 00:12:23 You gotta give it back. Stop! You don't like it? You have to give it back. No, don't take it off. it back. You gotta give it back. Stop. You don't like it? You have to give it back. No, don't take it off. I have to take it off. I'm gonna be so offended if you take it off. I'm not kidding.

Starting point is 00:12:31 I'm gonna be fucking pissed off. Or can I be completely honest with you right now? Can I just, because you're my friend, I love you. Can I be completely honest with you? And Ben Ball, I love your shit, dude. It's so beautiful, right? But can I be honest with you? It's so heavy.

Starting point is 00:12:45 I can like feel it yank my neck forward. It's like, it's so beautiful, right? But can I be honest with you? It's so heavy. I can like feel it yank my neck for it. It's like, it's so heavy. Well, this can be exercise for you. I know, but it's like, I have to literally- Well, yeah, you should stand up straight. Yeah, yeah, it's just, it's like on me. Okay, it's $200,000. It's like a boa constructor on me or whatever. You don't like it.

Starting point is 00:12:59 I love it, but why'd you spend that much? Get me a car. Okay. Oh no. I'm sorry. I'm super offended. I love it. I love it.

Starting point is 00:13:09 He hand designed that. We, for you. I'm kidding. I'm playing it for comedy. Of course it's great. You don't like it. I love it. No, that's Han Guk made.

Starting point is 00:13:17 It's Han Guk, no. Of course I love it. Are you disrespecting the culture right now? No, not to, no. Of course I love it. But can I just, for right now, so I can perform, can I take it off my neck? No. I can just keep it on the culture right now? No, not to know. Of course I love it. But can I just for right now, so I can perform, can I take it off my neck? No.

Starting point is 00:13:28 I can keep it on the whole fucking show? Yes. I have to wear this all the time? I spent $260,000 fucking thousand dollars on it. I have to wear this every day. Like when I go to Hawaii tomorrow. It's a condo. I bought you a condo. And I thought that I thought you'd be appreciative.

Starting point is 00:13:41 Thank you so much, dude. What a fucking pleasure. What a beautiful present. Cheeto to be fair. Yeah. In about 45 minutes he needs some Advil. It'll cut the circulation. It's like kilo of gold. Well, it's in Mike, okay.

Starting point is 00:13:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just Ben knows. But still. I feel like you're trying to kill me. Maybe. You know, so honestly, can I talk to you just? Talk to me on the mic, we're on the show. Talk to me on the mic, we're on the show. No, so honestly, can I talk to you just? Talk to me on the mic, we're on the show. Talk to me on the mic, we're on the show. Yeah, maybe, okay, but can I,

Starting point is 00:14:12 maybe I have to cut this part out, but. Why the fuck? Sorry. I don't even care, he sent the wire yesterday, or it was Friday. He's paid, he doesn't care, it's over. You spent that much money on this? Are you out of your fucking mind?

Starting point is 00:14:23 Did this guy or did this guy not talk incestually about, I better get him something extravagant, unbelievable, expensive, over the top. Exactly. I had to call my business manager and like move money from a private fucking account to get this done for you. You'll be doing, what? Yes, what the fuck?

Starting point is 00:14:39 You think I have that money just like sitting somewhere? I had to pull it out of my savings. Ben, are you being offended right now? What are you doing? You're like you're doing a Yakuza fucking thing, like you're gonna fucking kill me. He will fucking kill you. Our legs are looking, no, namaste, thank you so much.

Starting point is 00:14:52 Very good, I like it. So what I'm saying to you is very beautiful. It is. What do you think, Jules? It's really cool, but I feel like you would die from it. Exactly, thank you. So, dude, I think you're being real. So here's the deal, dude, okay?

Starting point is 00:15:13 I don't know, can you get your money back? You know how about this, you don't have to give me anything, just take it, get your money back. No dude, you can't get your fucking, what are you talking about? That's it, it's over, it's done. I'm gonna put this in a vault then, there's no way I'm gonna, because it's so expensive. I'm gonna put this in a vault then. There's no way I'm gonna, because it's so expensive.

Starting point is 00:15:26 I'm gonna put this in a vault. You're not gonna wear it out, that you don't even wanna like show it to people that it's a thing that I got you? If you wear that in Hawaii, you will look like a fucking G. You'll be a king. Don't you wanna walk around a king that you are? You're saying that if I walk away,

Starting point is 00:15:39 walk around with this fucking thing, well, can I see what it looks like underneath the shirt? That's, that's the whole point is to be on the shirt. No, no one knows it's there. Nobody knows it. You can actually see how bling his neck is right now. Yeah, you're iced out on your neck. It's beautiful.

Starting point is 00:15:55 Oh, really? How about with no shirt? Yeah, no shirt would be nice. Yeah, no shirt would be really nice. Oh my God. I'm just chilling on a beach. Look at what you look like. I'm chilling on a beach. Look at what you look like. I'm chilling on a beach, dude.

Starting point is 00:16:07 Are you married, Bobby, or no? No. Oh, you're getting pussy tomorrow. Bro, just look real fast. Just look at what you look like. Holy shit. Yeah, dude, I look like a future monk or something. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:16:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't look normal. Okay. Yeah. Do me a, I'm gonna do this one last time for real. If you don't like this piece. Yeah. There, I mean. Then what?

Starting point is 00:16:36 Just tell me the consequences. What I'm telling you is- I'm trying to play it for comedy, but I think you're being real, and I wanna be completely honest with you. Thank you so much, but it's a little too much. Like what I bought you was a couple of grand of little knickknacks, right?

Starting point is 00:16:51 You, $250,000 is so stupid. Too sexy. Yeah, too sexy. I know, but I'm just saying that. I think, but how about this then? No. Yes, I'll keep it. I'll put, I'm gonna buy a vault and I'll stick it in the vault.

Starting point is 00:17:07 Do you have a safe at your house or anything? I do. Okay. But I'm gonna get a better vault. Cause I don't have anything that's worth this much. Tell him how hard it is to shine from across the room. I mean, look at how beautiful. Okay, it looks shiny.

Starting point is 00:17:18 Is that what you're saying? So Ben, Ben, are you telling me that, and I swear to fucking God, dude, I don't wanna threaten you, because you look like you know some people. So I would never start. He is the people. I know, but look at what he's doing right now.

Starting point is 00:17:32 I don't know, what are you doing right now, dude? You're eyeing me down, dude. I appreciate it. But what I'm saying is that I will bring this to Hawaii and I'll wear it every fucking day. But I'm telling you right now, I feel like I'm gonna get stares, you know, and also somebody's gonna eject me.

Starting point is 00:17:47 No they're not. Yeah, they're gonna be like, oh god damn, that's 90, whatever, and then I'm gonna be like, well no, it's not, it's plastic. Right, and then they're like yanking out, what's wrong, dude? No, I'm not.

Starting point is 00:18:02 I'm sorry, you're a very crafty man. Well I'm a little. I know, you're killing it all right so um yeah Thanks a lot man. All right, take care, John. I didn't know you were older than me. Yeah. Wait, is this your iPhone? Is this yours? Yeah, it is. Okay, I'm gonna answer. I'd rather have that. No. God, it looks so good.

Starting point is 00:18:36 All right. All right, guys, take care. I'll talk to you in a little bit. All right, all right, guys. Thank you. I'll talk. I'll talk. What?

Starting point is 00:18:45 No, please don't take it off. No, no, I'm serious. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Oh my God. What? No, please don't take it off. No, no, I'm serious. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Oh my God. Bob, Bob, Bob, stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, okay, okay, okay. It really hurts my neck though. I know, I know.

Starting point is 00:18:56 You have to leave it on for the show. It hurts my neck, I swear to God it hurts my neck. It really hurts my neck dude. You look very cool, Tito Bobby. Told you. Yeah, I know. You look very cool Tito Bobby. Told you. Yeah I know. You look so dope. What's up?

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Starting point is 00:23:20 I don't care if you and I are married. When you walked in the door and you asked me and you were like, why are you? I don't care if we're married and we. When you walked in the door and you asked me and you were like, why are you? I don't care if we're married and we're lovers and we live for 40 years together. You don't give somebody a $260,000 gift for no reason. No, but there's a reason. What is the reason?

Starting point is 00:23:35 And then why would you give me this symbol? Because if a bad friend, yeah, you know what I mean? First of all, Ben was like in the Korean culture because God has so much movement. I want God to move through Bobby. And I said, what was the piece that you think of? And he said, I wanna make a dope ass cross, like old school hip hop cross.

Starting point is 00:23:54 And I said, that's so sick. And he goes, does he like color blue? I said, he loves the color blue. And he goes, I'm icing that up. I don't actually. No? No, I feel like you don't know who I am. Color blue's not my favorite color. No, I didn't say favorite, but you like the color blue. I like, it feel like you don't know who I am. Color blue's not my favorite color.

Starting point is 00:24:05 No, I didn't say favorite, but you like the color blue. I like, it's like top 10, but it's like not even the top five. Okay, I'll take top 10. You know what I mean? Well, so it's a six? Yeah, yeah. Six is fine. And then it's also like, I don't know about the carrots.

Starting point is 00:24:18 Well. It's so shiny and stuff, but it's like, are these real diamonds? There's no way they're real diamonds. What are they, dude? How much was this? $20? Oh, you know what?

Starting point is 00:24:31 I know you so well. I know when you're frustrated and I know when you get mad and that's what you're doing right now. So, so what I'm doing is, so I'm saying, what I'm doing is, thanks dude. Wow.

Starting point is 00:24:46 And then, you know, here's another problem I have with this. Now we're gonna one up each other. So what do I have to get you next? A Maserati? That's more than a Maserati. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two Maserati, I mean, that's my point, right? Here's a yacht.

Starting point is 00:25:02 And all of a sudden I have no money. I'll have no money, dude. And then all of a sudden we're broke, dude. We're like, there's two guys from Trading Spaces. You know what we're like? What? You know what we're actually like? What are we like?

Starting point is 00:25:17 Two bears, one slave. That's right. That's right. Wow, that's crazy. Thanks a lot, dude. Oh, hey buddy. What, Dax Flame's here? Dax is here.

Starting point is 00:25:31 Oh man. Holy shit, Dax. Thank you so much, Dax. Dax, are you- Well, can you sit down at least? Do you want to sit or do you got to go? What should I do? Do you have to go?

Starting point is 00:25:43 What do you mean? We asked you to sit down, what should I do? I'll sit, nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you. Dax, are you, how did you know, did you? You got me a HiHo cheeseburger? I heard that you like burgers. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:57 And you got me a high end one, probably one of the best ones in LA. Yeah, that's classy. Okay, check this out. Yeah. Ask Dax, Dax, do you like his chain? I got him a chain for his birthday. Yeah, yeah. Do you not, do you do like it or no?

Starting point is 00:26:12 I like it, yeah. Would you wear it? I wouldn't wear it. Yeah. Wait a minute. No, wait, stop. Thank you, Dax. Are you shirtless just for your birthday?

Starting point is 00:26:24 No, no, no. Yes. No. He's trying to emphasize the chain. Yeah, I want you to put this shirt back on. No, no, please off. Please, it looks so much better off. Okay.

Starting point is 00:26:35 So Dax, this was Andrew's present. Okay, nice. Yeah, and now, can I just say something, bud? Sure. It hurts my neck so bad. Oh yeah, maybe with the shirt on, it'll be a little cushiony. Yeah, no, I'm just saying the weight of it

Starting point is 00:26:49 is kind of pushing my fucking neck forward and it kind of hurts. It's very heavy. Just sit straight. Sit straight up. There you go. Okay. But so Dax, if you got this, you wouldn't wear it.

Starting point is 00:27:04 I would wear it in front of the person who gave it to right and then what would you do when you got home with this? Maybe just send them a text. Thank you and I'm going it Okay, then what would you do with it though give it to someone who like would wear it right? This is two hundred sixty thousand dollars That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You know, so then would you give it to a friend or no? Or would you put it in a safe? I would sell it and just use the money

Starting point is 00:27:33 on something you like. Oh, that's true. That's so good. I'd prefer you to not do that. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. It's, what do you care? That will end our friendship if you do that. You bought me a beautiful tune.

Starting point is 00:27:44 And that's what it's supposed to be. You don't sell it and then take the money and do something else with it. Yeah, I wanna buy other things with it. Like something that I need, like a car. You know that my car got totaled. You have the money for that. They gave you money from the insurance.

Starting point is 00:27:56 I know, but maybe you could have got me a car instead of this thing that I'm not gonna, something I'm not gonna fucking wear. This is, think about what you're doing, dude. Why would you ask Ben Baller, fucking Chinese mafia, to come over here, you know what I mean, with his fucking glare, and then do this to me? He's not Chinese.

Starting point is 00:28:11 Whatever he is, what is he? He's Korean. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's so hot. Rudy what? He's so hot. Yeah, he is pretty hot. You think he's a hot guy?

Starting point is 00:28:20 Yeah. You better watch your mouth. Watch your fucking mouth. He's 50 something. Yeah. He looks good for 50 something, huh? He's so cool. Okay, so he's 50 something.

Starting point is 00:28:28 And then what are you gonna say about? You guys are, yeah. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm getting stepped on today. I thought it was a good person. You guys are what? Like, okay. And Ben is like high up. So Ben is like, high up.

Starting point is 00:28:46 So Ben's a hot guy and we're losers. Not losers, just okay. Ugly? No, okay. Okay or okay-ay? Okay or okay-ay? Okay. Okay.

Starting point is 00:28:58 Okay. Ben is like, okay, okay, okay. He's okay, okay, okay! Okay, okay. Yeah, I get it. He's okay, okay, okay. Okay. Yeah, I get it. So Dax, thanks for stopping by and when did you get the cheeseburger? Just a moment ago.

Starting point is 00:29:10 Really? Can I open it? May I? Yeah, go ahead. When did you get the cheeseburger? Yesterday. What do you think? He got it today. I don't know how some of you guys work.

Starting point is 00:29:19 Sometimes you guys will get me a cheeseburger from yesterday. Never have we ever. Yeah, but from hours ago, whatever. You've done that before, hours ago, where it's called. It's been delivered 15 minutes before you're here. But he went and got this for your birthday. Really, thank you so much.

Starting point is 00:29:32 He also wanted to sing you happy birthday while you took a bite. So will you hold on, will you take a bite and you sing, Dex? You said you had a special version of happy birthday for him. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, while you take a bite. So wait until I grab it.

Starting point is 00:29:46 I'm sorry, can I just say while you take a bite. So wait wait until it grab it I'm sorry guys. I said something really appreciate it pretty cold though, huh? Is it cold a yeah Well, honestly, when did you get this? Maybe 35 minutes ago. Okay, that's not bad. All right, here we go. Go ahead and go Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Bobby. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Bobby. Happy birthday to you. And there's a little card for you as well. That was the rendition. That was the girl in the rendition.

Starting point is 00:30:15 Happy Bobby day to you. Happy Bobby day to you. I'm gonna change the tune. I'm gonna change the words in tune a little bit. All right, let's not eat. Let's read the card. Let's read the card. I'll eat this later, Ben.

Starting point is 00:30:24 Thank you so much. Ben? I'm gonna probably die. You still got Ben on your mind. Yeah, Ben's still on my mind, sorry. Ben Baller's still on my mind. Do you know Ben Baller? Did you meet him on the way out?

Starting point is 00:30:33 Mm-mm. He's incredible. And Rudy thinks he's really hot. He's a very handsome, cool dude. He's the man. He looks handsome. He is, he very much is. Oh, a card.

Starting point is 00:30:45 What does it say? Can I see it? No, no, you may not. Well, let him read it. I memorized it. That's how short it was. What did it say? Keep up the good work.

Starting point is 00:30:59 Well, that's true, isn't it? No, there's no, that's nothing. Well, you know who gave it to you. He just gave it to you. It doesn't matter. Like when I, 20 years from now, cause I have, I keep these in a fucking Well, you know who gave it to you. He just gave it to you. It doesn't matter. Like when I, 20 years from now, cause I have, I keep these in a fucking box. Maybe he'll sign it for you.

Starting point is 00:31:09 And for memories I'll, no, fuck off. Hey, what? No, I'm sorry. This is bullshit. What? My neck hurts. So what? Grow up. All right.

Starting point is 00:31:19 You're 53. Fuck you, man. Fuck you. That's all right. Is that me? Yeah. I'm being the wrong one? All right. Sorry, McClellan. Thank you so much, Dax. Fuck you. That's all right, is that me? Yeah. I'm being the wrong one? All right, sorry, McClellan.

Starting point is 00:31:27 Thank you so much, Dax. For sure. Dax, thank you, man. This was great. I appreciate it. Thank you, Dax. Thank you so much, Dax. We'll see you later, buddy.

Starting point is 00:31:38 Thanks a lot, man. Bye, dude. Thanks, Dax. Very nice. What a sweet, sweet guy. Like, honestly. Honestly. Rudy has something to tell nice. What a sweet, sweet guy. Like honestly. Honestly. Rudy has something to tell us. What?

Starting point is 00:31:48 You fucking know. Don't play dumb. Don't you dare play dumb with me. That's so good. Tito Bobby. Oh, hold on. I'm gonna try to see if I can get it. No, that's gonna hurt, dude.

Starting point is 00:31:59 No, it won't. Yeah. Sticky, hold on. Can I have a bite? Yeah. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to see if I can get it. No, that's gonna hurt dude. No. Well, yes Can I have this No, no, why do you want to take that home? Because I need to shave

Starting point is 00:32:16 You want that's for that's a man. That's for men. It's better cuz that woman escaped I know but men's raves the ravers that raver Is that womanscaped? I know, but men's ravers, is it ravers? Ravers? Razors is usually better for men. Why? Why? I don't know, they make it better for men.

Starting point is 00:32:32 Why would they make it better for us than for you guys? That doesn't make any sense. I don't know, cause- Isn't the same, cause sometimes I'll go out on the road, I'll use a woman's shaver on my tootie. You do it on your toot toot? Yeah. They say men's razors are better.

Starting point is 00:32:43 It's more sensitive for sure. I have a little gripe, can I tell a little gripe toot? Yeah. They say men's razors are better. It's more sensitive for sure. I have a little gripe. Can I tell a little gripe or not? Please. I enjoy, I thank you so much for your happy birthday messages on Instagram. But you know, next time you do that, you don't have to throw in a fun fact.

Starting point is 00:32:56 Give us some fun facts. So today I get, happy birthday buddy. By the way, Pat Marina, you're older now than Pat Marina was when he did Karate Kid. Wow, when he was, wow. You are right. It's insane. And then guess what?

Starting point is 00:33:13 Two hours later, I bought a bonsai tree. Wow, Pat Morita during Karate Kid. How old was Pat Morita when he did Karate Kid? 52. Yeah. You're 53. I'm 53. So you're older than Mr. Miyagi.

Starting point is 00:33:24 Dude, I'm older than Mr. Miyagi in that movie. I'm 53. So you're older than Mr. Miyagi. Dude, I'm older than Mr. Miyagi in that movie. Wow. Isn't that crazy? That's beautiful. No, I don't like that. I love that because look at how much younger you look than he looks.

Starting point is 00:33:35 That's a compliment. Oh no, you look the same. Nevermind, you look the same. Pretty good. Let me hear you say wax on, wax off. Wax on or wax off? No. What do you, how do you say it?

Starting point is 00:33:43 Really go for it. Wax on or wax off? No. What do you, how do you say it? Really go for it. Wax on or wax off? Kind of play it out. Play it out? I don't even know what you mean, your notes. Play it out. Oh, play it out. Bring up the wax on, wax off scene, please.

Starting point is 00:34:00 Yeah. Bring up the wax on, wax off scene, please. Okay. I think I'm doing it way too much, I think. I think his is more understanding. His is more subtle, his is more low. Yeah, yeah. Here it is. Have you seen this movie?

Starting point is 00:34:13 Oh my God, you have to watch this movie. So. What are you doing, dude? That was literally. So. Very good. Karate kid, dude. That's how you learn.

Starting point is 00:34:25 Matt, by Emanuel Leiber. I feel like the Jackie Chan version is better. Oh my God. Oh my God, what? Oh my God. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do we mean?

Starting point is 00:34:38 What do you mean? What the fuck do you mean? That movie is so good. No. Oh my God, dude. Have you seen it? Have you seen it? I've seen it. It's with Jaden Smith? good. No. Oh my God, dude. Have you seen it? Have you seen it? I've seen it.

Starting point is 00:34:46 It's with Jaden Smith? Yeah. No. No. Ralph Macchio, my guy. Ralph Macchio guy. I even cried at the end. You would.

Starting point is 00:34:54 Oh, why? Cause there's black people in it? No. Okay, he won. What? He won. Yes, who did fucking Ralph Macchio? No, this is better.

Starting point is 00:35:03 No, you haven't even seen Karate Kid to say that this is better. Did Jaden do the crane? Yeah. He did, it did fucking Raul Monchil? No, this is better. No, you haven't even seen Karate Kid to say that this is better. Did Jaden do the crane? Yeah. He did, it did a great job. Oh really? It's actually impressive, yeah. Honestly, it's actually a really good movie.

Starting point is 00:35:13 But don't do that to Pat Morita, not on his birthday. Not on his birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I never saw this version, did you? Yeah, it's pretty good. It is pretty good? Yeah, it's very good. All right.

Starting point is 00:35:24 It's actually very good. It is, okay. Well, it's very good. All right. It's actually very good. It is, okay. Well, Jackie's incredible. Yeah. Jaden is phenomenal. He's the child of an ego, maniacal, sociopathic maniac. So he of course is gonna be a good actor.

Starting point is 00:35:34 Yeah, yeah. It's like, what are we talking about? Guy's incredible. Wow. The whole family, he breeds talent. All these kids have talent. All of them. That's amazing.

Starting point is 00:35:43 What does it say on the hill, cheap? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap. Let me see you zoom in. Oh, it's written in. This way to dog hill. Is this in Springfield? Wow. Wow, that's interesting.

Starting point is 00:36:00 I think you should watch it, you'd like it. Do you think Koreans got offended by this Haitian stuff? We're the one that eat the dog. Yeah. Do you think or not? That is our thing. That's our thing. That's us.

Starting point is 00:36:12 Yeah. Don't take credit for dog. Yeah, so I'm gonna watch that movie then. You should. Okay. It's actually really good. What do you have to announce to Tito on his birthday? You told me before the show you wanted to ask,

Starting point is 00:36:22 tell him something. Tell him what it is. Go ahead. That I just wanted to say that I appreciate you. I see you as like a father figure. I think you've always been there for me. You're very supportive. And I think, yeah, you're just, I love you.

Starting point is 00:36:54 I mean, coming from her. That's huge. That's the best. I believe it. She said, I love you. Go ahead, Carlos. Me, you want me to say something? Way to go, McCone.

Starting point is 00:37:06 Go ahead and do it. Try it again. Yeah. I don't think you know what you're doing. What's happening? He's jerking it. It's the way the arrow goes. I think it's a lost come. Dude, that's your guy. That's my guy. That's your guy.

Starting point is 00:37:21 That's my guy. Wow. Here's the best part. There. Shit. Here's the best part. There! Hey! Shit! Here's the best part.

Starting point is 00:37:28 Happy birthday! You fucker. Well, Carlos said it, because Carlos has to clean that up. That's the best part. Yeah. Happy birthday. Thank you, man.

Starting point is 00:37:35 That's kind of shit. Anyone else have a speech? Oh, I have one. Okay, go ahead. Bob, I've met you like 14 years ago and you're one of the only people in Hollywood or my life that's ever just been consistent. And I just want to say thank you. Thank you, bud. And I've always looked up to you and. Thank you, bud. You're the man. Thank you, bud. McCone? You got me through some of the toughest times in my life, back when I was FedEx driving

Starting point is 00:38:09 during the pandemic, didn't know where I was going. This is before I met you? Yeah, but parasocially. He's saying he was a fan. Parasocial. Okay. Been a fan. Okay.

Starting point is 00:38:21 And then through you, through Tiger Belly, I heard about Brandon Dermer, got a lot of my first jobs through there And then also you were nice enough to talk to me that one night at the comedy And I was so happy you did I walked three miles home to my apartment in Central Hollywood because I couldn't believe that you talked to me and you were nice and I was so nervous I was stumbling over my words and she said slow down. It's okay. Let's take a seat I was so nervous, I was stumbling over my words and she said, slow down, it's okay, let's take a seat. We sat down and we talked.

Starting point is 00:38:45 I remember that. You gave me your number and I couldn't believe, I was calling. The front patio. I was calling everyone I knew. Front patio. Yeah. You remember.

Starting point is 00:38:54 Unbelievable. And then I just, I always look back. That's good. That's enough. You're doing too much. That's enough. Just stop. God.

Starting point is 00:39:03 God damn, dude. I love you. Yeah. All right, Pete. Pete. Bobby, I've been a fan of yours since. All right, that's enough. That's enough. Just stop. God. God damn dude. I love you. Yeah. All right, Pete. Pete. Bobby, I've been a fan of yours since. All right, that's good. So let's get back on the show.

Starting point is 00:39:10 That's not real. Let's just kind of continue the show. That's not real. But anyway, let's go back to the show. Jules? He already did it. What's going on in your life right now? Yeah, what's going on?

Starting point is 00:39:18 Well, in class, we made fruit flies drunk. And I learned that they don't have any lungs. So they just breathe through their skin. We're trying to get you citizenship. We're paying for citizenship. This is insane. You're getting fucking fruit flies alcohol. Wait, why?

Starting point is 00:39:37 To find out what? Just to find out if, I don't know. But we're doing but they're doing research and we're doing that kind of procedure for the flies. And she's already becoming a nurse. Already. Look at that. No. Start with the insects. Researchers suggest that alcohol stimulates the flies brains

Starting point is 00:39:57 as a reward in a similar way to sexual conquest. The work points to a brain chemical called neuropeptide F, which seems to be regulated by the fly's behavior. Something with a brain. Yeah, well, I just read it. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 00:40:11 Just read it. You're in school. Uh-huh. I thought you were done. Didn't we think you were done? No, next year. Next year you're done. You know, I rewatched some of the

Starting point is 00:40:21 paranormal activity movies. Oh, wow. Do you want to creep yourself out a little bit? Do you see? No. You've never seen paranormal activity? I have, but I haven't seen anything recently. No, like the first two.

Starting point is 00:40:33 Sure. The original ones. Yeah. Have you seen it? They're like 20 years old. Oh yeah, yeah, 2009. Yeah. I'm just saying that they're good.

Starting point is 00:40:40 No, they're very good. I'm just saying, you're talking about like it's in the theater now. I know, but what I'm saying is that that's a horror movie where when you do watch it alone and you actually go to bed, any creek, anything is- It gets you. It gets you.

Starting point is 00:40:53 It gets you more than the modern shit doesn't get me anymore. No, that paranormal activity got me. Got me good. Have you seen it? No. It's incredible. Oh, it's so good. Yeah, but my question is, I know this is an old movie,

Starting point is 00:41:04 but that guy Micah, do you remember Micah in it? Oh no. What? What do you, what? What, what do you, what? I just have a question. Yeah, I wanna, I'm waiting.

Starting point is 00:41:14 That guy, so he's the husband of that girl, first girl in the first movie. Yeah. Leave! I leave! Right, you leave? You can't, that's your- No, you leave. You can't. that's your- No, you leave.

Starting point is 00:41:25 You can't. Yeah, dude. You don't break up things that are so good. Look at this. You stay. If you and I- Even when it's hard. If you and I were camping,

Starting point is 00:41:33 Mm-hmm, go. And there was a ghostly presence in the forest. Yeah. Okay. And I go, you know what, I do experiment. And you're telling me, and you're fucking telling me, oh yes, ever since I was a baby, a ghost has been fucking haunting me.

Starting point is 00:41:44 Yeah. Right? And then I go, I have some baking powder out of nowhere. Sure. Just have some in my trunk. Just in case. Right. So I did an experiment at three in the morning, I put baking powder outside our fucking tent. The next morning, if we saw ghostly footsteps

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Starting point is 00:45:29 Yeah, you've never seen Paranormal Activity? No, no. How not? Why not, dude? It's such a good movie. It's such a fucking good movie, dude. I watched the David Chase documentary about Sopranos. Oh my God. Did you see Chimp Crazy?

Starting point is 00:45:39 Oh my, we watched it together on the plane. What are you talking about? We were both watching it. Do you see Chimp Crazy? I wanna see that, I haven't seen it. Oh my God. Chimp Crazy is so good. Donnell.

Starting point is 00:45:48 Donnell Rawlings. Wow. Wow. Good to see you. What's up? What's up, D? Okay. What's up? You don't wanna wish, you wanna wish Bob a happy birthday? What's up, D?

Starting point is 00:46:00 Before we even start, I just wanna say, Diddy is not my boy. Yes he is. No, I just said it. Yes he is. I just gotta be clear, Kim Jong is not your boy, and Diddy, Sean Puppy Kong, Sean Jong is not my boy.

Starting point is 00:46:16 Have you met him before? Yes, I have met him before. Pictures of Donnell Rawlings and P. Diddy together. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. They're on the internet. Let's see what's on the internet. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, spaghetti-o. Someone's been to the island. Whoa. Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait. They're on the internet. Let's see what's on the internet. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, spaghetti.

Starting point is 00:46:26 Someone's at the island. Whoa. Uh-oh, where, where? There's gotta be photos of them together. Boys. Yeah, zoom in, zoom in. Oh wow, there's the dogs. Just be, okay, first off.

Starting point is 00:46:35 Okay, what do we got here? Photoshop. That's not Photoshop. That's not Photoshop. That's 100% you. That's you. That's you partying in St. Barts with Diddy. Okay, well, it wasn't Diddy.

Starting point is 00:46:45 Diddy was the freak. I was with Sean Combs. Oh, sorry about that. Oh. My bad. I was with Sean Combs. That was a very good night. Okay.

Starting point is 00:46:54 I recognize half the people on it. There's Dave. Interesting that this would take place also on an island. Is that Tiger Woods? No, that's not Tiger Woods. That's so funny to say that. Is that Magic Johnson? Yep, that's Magic Johnson. To the left? No, that's not Tiger Woods. That's so funny to say that. Is that Magic Johnson? Yep, that's Magic Johnson.

Starting point is 00:47:06 To the left. No, it's not Magic Johnson. The fact is y'all think everybody looks like Magic Johnson. First of all, that's Magic Johnson on the left. No, it's not. It's all Chris Spencer. Yeah, that's what it looks like. French Montana.

Starting point is 00:47:19 Serena Williams. No, that's Serena Williams. Okay, the kid from Black-ish. Oh God. Hold on, let me guess. No, honestly, tell us who that is. No, no, let a way. Okay, the kid from Black-ish. Oh God. Hold on, let me guess. Honestly, tell us who that is. No, no, let us guess. Okay.

Starting point is 00:47:28 Dave Chappelle, Sean Combs. Russell Simmons. Let me guess. Okay. Okay. That guy in the far left is Bo Diddley. Above Bo is? The invisible man from the book.

Starting point is 00:47:43 That's invisible man. Right next to him is Whitey Ford. Yeah. And next to me is a bottle of baby oil. Yeah. Yeah. One of the thousand, one of the 10,000 bottles of baby. Do you remember that night though?

Starting point is 00:48:01 Big time. Yeah. I faded. I was supposed to be faded. But the thing about it was I just did a podcast a while ago and I say, you know, it's hard. Like it's when someone you know gets in trouble, you have mixed feelings because you have a relationship

Starting point is 00:48:14 different from what the media. Sure, sure. I know it's crazy as it may sound. This is something that he does every like Christmas, during the Christmas break. And it's a very, very family oriented retreat. I know it may sound crazy, but that day was a great day. It was filled with candy canes and popcorn

Starting point is 00:48:33 and all the festive things that people like for the holiday. Candy canes, huh? But I will say- Who likes candy canes? I don't like candy canes. I left that party at a reasonable hour. And I tell people all the time, Puffy throws the best party,

Starting point is 00:48:48 but you gotta leave before four coke clock in the morning. Four coke clock in the morning. Four coke clock is gonna go crazy. Can I say something? Do you have the same disease Gary Coleman had? I don't have a disease. Okay. All right.

Starting point is 00:49:01 Danel, take this the right way. Yeah. I have never in my life seen a black person with a candy cane. Ever. Me either. I mean that in my entire life. Me either.

Starting point is 00:49:13 I bet you can't even Google black guy with candy cane. I'll tell you this. There's two candy canes that black people fuck with. Oh shit. The colors, all the colors. All the color and we fuck with them, but the peppermint- There's a candy cane right there, dude. I've seen that. Who's that? What? Who is that? I- There's a candy cane right there, dude. I've seen that.

Starting point is 00:49:25 Who is that? What? Who is that? I've never had a candy cane like that. That's Donnell's uncle. I've never had a candy cane like that. Dee, is this you? No, that's not.

Starting point is 00:49:31 That was in your Instagram slides. No, it wasn't. So what kind of conspiracy is that? Yeah, when he comes in, we're just gonna shit on the fact that we all connected a week ago. It was a love fest and we had a good time. We hugged up each other and everything, now it's back to like, okay.

Starting point is 00:49:47 Okay, Dee, we're done. We're done. Dee, what did we learn about each other last week? We learned that I'm consistent with not liking you. And I thought that was just reserved for Hollywood, but it works in the Midwest. I know, I know. Anywhere that you show up, you are an asshole.

Starting point is 00:50:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The funny thing about it is people say, I don't know if this is white culture or whatever, and I'm not gonna make everything rice, race. But it's just- He said rice. I know he said that. I'm not gonna make everything rice.

Starting point is 00:50:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, but you know, I'm not a fan of yours. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what I'm not a fan of. What's that? If I may, your feet. Yeah. You don't know anything about my feet. Yeah, I'll tell you what I'm not a fan of. What's that? If I may, your feet. Yeah. You don't know anything about my feet.

Starting point is 00:50:28 Yeah, I saw your feet. You don't know anything about my feet. That whole day, you know what I call them? The black arrow. This is just talking about- Because his foot is like an arrow. I got something for you. Since you're talking about-

Starting point is 00:50:38 Socks, you got socks. Because I've figured out that, here you go, what color do you want? You only have options now. All right, you don't have any options. But speaking of feet, this is what I do to protect innocence of my feet. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:50:52 And what did you learn about my feet? They're shaped in an unusual way. They're like an arrow. Yeah. Very girthy and long. No, pointy. Skinny. Pointy and skinny.

Starting point is 00:51:02 I know you're not familiar with that. Oh boy. I'm just saying, we're gonna do it, but I mean, let's just do it. We're not doing what, dude? All right. You come into my podcast, I'm not doing anything. I'm like, welcome.

Starting point is 00:51:12 You talking about my dick, dog? No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking the lack of. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You know, people can speculate whatever they want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go on record.

Starting point is 00:51:22 It's his birthday. Let's be nice. It's my birthday, dog. Happy birthday. Thanks, man. I got him a nice gift. You go on record. It's his birthday. Let's be nice. Happy birthday. Thanks, man. I got him a nice gift. You like the gift I gave him? What? A chain.

Starting point is 00:51:31 Did you bring a chain in just because I was gonna be here? Insane to think that. That's nice. So I knew that he was gonna have that twisted fucking thought thinking. No, I thought he was like this, oh, Don Ilithy, this is real hip and cool. Wait a minute.

Starting point is 00:51:44 Are you dressed like a doctor? What is the, what are you? Let's not talk about clothing over here. Okay, pal, let's not talk about it. No, you got a doctor, that's a doctor's dress. Yeah, and look at how she's dressed. It's for his birthday. We're playing his famous roles in movies.

Starting point is 00:51:56 She's chilly chill right there. And I'm in his favorite all time movie, The Banger, that is Drugstore June. Okay, see, I didn't know that. There's some history I didn't know. I thank you for bringing me this. But I bought him this chain from Ben Baller. I had to- 260 grand, dog.

Starting point is 00:52:09 That's friendship right there. How long before you sell it? See, that's what I said. Huh? Yeah. Now, let me ask you something. Is it something that you would do? Well, give somebody a chain? No, no, sell it.

Starting point is 00:52:20 If somebody gave you a $260,000 chain, would you sell it? It all depends who gifted me. Me. I would definitely sell it. I don't want any memories. I don't want it. So he slammed you too, dude.

Starting point is 00:52:31 No, I don't want it. He comes in here with fucking. This is what he does to me all the time. Yeah, what the fuck is your problem? You asked me last week, I go, yo man, I'm gonna be in town, dog, can I do your podcast? I go, yeah, you're welcome.

Starting point is 00:52:40 And you come here and you fucking do this? Horrible impression of me. What? That was a horrible impression. Yo, dog, why you had to do all that shit? You, now, if here and you fucking do this? Horrible impression of me. What? That was a horrible impression, yo dog, why you had to do all that shit? You, now if I would have been like this, and you was like this, don't know,

Starting point is 00:52:50 you can't go do that special, then that wasn't wrong. You can't do that special. I didn't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I saw you, I did roll up to you, see I played kung fu fighting. You did.

Starting point is 00:53:02 I thought that was good. In his car, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was good. Yeah, so I saw your toes, didn't like them. And then- They got man toes. I got man toes. No, honestly, they're not.

Starting point is 00:53:11 I don't do pedicures. Yeah, so then we did the show. Yeah. Very funny. And then what did I do to you on stage? Do you remember? I don't. Yeah, I tackled you a little bit.

Starting point is 00:53:24 I don't remember that. What did he show you? He showed you something on stage. No, he didn't. Yeah, I tackled you a little bit. I don't remember that. What did he show you? He showed you something on stage. No, he didn't. Yes, I did. Yeah, he did. What? You commented about it the whole time.

Starting point is 00:53:32 Inside of my butthole. You know what? Damn, you know how something sounds like it's a good idea? And you start off, you're like, this man I'm in love too, I fucked up. And you stared a little like, this man I would love to. I fucked up. And you stared a little too long, dog. What I did tell you.

Starting point is 00:53:50 He went like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did that. I didn't tell you, I said that, what I did tell you was that black people are one of the races to still hold tight to being homophobic. And with that said, you crossed the road to me every time you tried to get close to me

Starting point is 00:54:03 and I told you to get the fuck away from me. But you're used to people being aggressive towards you, being negative. So that was anything that just made you more excited about being an asshole. Right. But this podcast is not going to be about my disdain toward you. Good. All right. What do you mean, man? It's going to be about a bond. Yeah, good. It was a fucking bond.

Starting point is 00:54:25 And I'll tell you another thing, Chachi, okay? Oh. Whistling. Yeah. Oh, go ahead, I'm just trying to maintain. Yeah, this is what, so this is the truth. You wanna hear the truth? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:36 I got the truth, dog. Give it to me, baby. Okay. You want me to preach? Preach. What's the truth? The truth is this. Mm-hmm. Player. Okay. You and I got truth? The truth is this, player.

Starting point is 00:54:46 Okay. You and I got booked on, let me talk, dog. You and I got booked on a TV show, right? We did. For Christ's sake, The Cabin. You weren't the first choice. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Starting point is 00:54:58 let me fit in, can I tell the story? Default, okay, go ahead. Okay, can I tell the story? You thought you were gonna do the show with Bill Burr. Right. You woke up that morning, what? Excited. About Bill Burr. About I tell you a story? You thought you were gonna do the show with Bill Burr. Right. You woke up that morning. What? Excited.

Starting point is 00:55:07 About Bill Burr. About Bill Burr, right? Not excited about Bill Burr, excited about the history and what I was told about the shows. This is gonna be a show where you go out in the woods and you bond with your boys, you have great conversations. I didn't know it was gonna be a show that invited a person like Bobby

Starting point is 00:55:22 or would be excited about Bobby getting there. And when I was there, cause I had talked to about Bobby getting there. And when I was there, cause I had talked to Bill in a while. And when I, this was what my response was. I looked at the trailers and I was like, where's Bill's trailer, right? Then I look and it was a, and he didn't have a plaque. It was a piece of tape.

Starting point is 00:55:37 They just wrote his name, right? That's when you know the person wasn't supposed to be there. And I saw it and I said, Bobby, and I said, fuck. And I was like, he's going to be naked. Yeah. I knew it. No, it wasn't. Not one time.

Starting point is 00:55:54 Not one time. It took away from like what the show I thought it was. I was like, it's one of those shows. And sure enough, soon as I walk in the joint, this naked ass motherfucker. No, no, no, no. I'm so offended by what- Bring up the picture of Bobby, no, no, no, I'm so offended by what. Bring up the picture of Bobby naked in the cabin

Starting point is 00:56:06 on Netflix. I'm so offended that you would even say something like this. Are you? Yeah, yeah, I'm so offended. You were naked on the cabin on Netflix. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. On a bare skin rug. Not a bare skin, no, no, no, no skin.

Starting point is 00:56:17 What are you guys doing? I mean, bring up the photo, there's a photo of it. Here, butt naked right there with Bert. Oh. This is what I walked into. Right. Yeah, so but. And this is what Bill, No, no, right there with Burt. Oh. This is what I walked into. Right. Yeah, so but. And this is what Bill,

Starting point is 00:56:28 No, no, no, no, I'm sorry. Could I, may I say something? He got naked first. It took you. It took you. It took you. Right, he got naked first and he. It took you.

Starting point is 00:56:39 What are you doing? Guys. We're not watching the show. We hung out with you guys. Oh. Oh yeah, there we go. 10 seconds on set. 10 seconds you got there.

Starting point is 00:56:49 This might be. I asked politely. Did you hear me ask politely? Thank you. Oh my God. Street cred, gone. Yeah. Is that not a joyous occasion?

Starting point is 00:56:59 For you it was. Yeah. Did you, okay, did you not think that we did good together? Good chemistry. I think that there was a did you not think that we did good together? Good chemistry. I think that there was a part of the show that we had good chemistry. Other than that, I just wanted to get the fuck out of here. No, can I just say this? I promise you this, I guarantee you,

Starting point is 00:57:13 even if you did that with Bill, R still would have done better at number. We wasn't doing that at all. You did that, you're comfortable. You wanna do it. You're comfortable. And that's, I sense that you wanna do it. You're comfortable.

Starting point is 00:57:24 You wanna do it. You fucking wanna do it sense that you wanna do it. You wanna do it. You fucking wanna do it. And you're too afraid to say yes. And I'm saying you're gonna get there. Help me out. Well, I agree with you. You're comfortable exposing a body that looks like an old man and a baby in the same person.

Starting point is 00:57:37 Here it goes. How are you shaped? Here it goes. How are you shaped like an old man and a baby? Don't do this. It's my birthday, dog. Peace. All right, now.

Starting point is 00:57:47 All right, all right. Honestly, dude. Ah, get the hell out of here. Yo, honestly, dude. Give me a hug. Give him a hug, Don-El. You smell good, you're like Cuban cigar. All right.

Starting point is 00:57:57 No. Ah! Ah! Thank you, Don-El. Thank you, Don-El. Very good. Very good. So, Don-El. Thank you, Don-El. Very good. Very good. So, Don-El.

Starting point is 00:58:07 I gotta take this off, it's so heavy. Take it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be careful taking it off. I can't believe I'm here. Ben Baller was in here before you got here, gave me that. Oh yeah? He just gave me that.

Starting point is 00:58:21 And then you just give to him, so it wasn't like a gift. I didn't give him that shit. That's $260,000, that's for real. It's yours, you didn't give it a gift. I didn't give him that shit. That's $260,000. That's for real. That's yours. You didn't give it to him. I didn't give him shit. I didn't know that's going right back to Ben.

Starting point is 00:58:29 That shit was all fake. Oh yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. I thought that was my big gift. He thought that was his big gift. And I 100%. We 100% had, I was. You know, dude, okay, let's go back to real.

Starting point is 00:58:39 You do have a real gift coming. But honestly though, dude. Hold on, hold on. Put your shit on. Go ahead. Oh yeah. I want to be real with you. But honestly though, dude. Hold on, hold on. Put your shit on, go ahead. Okay, I wanna be real with you. I'm my bad, I'm sorry. And I'll never do that again. You will.

Starting point is 00:58:52 I won't. You will. I won't. It's in your nature. I've never done anything like that to you ever. I've only shown you love and respect since I've known you. And secondly, dude, I literally, you're like one of the few guys, I think,

Starting point is 00:59:05 in the country where I just wouldn't wanna follow. On stage. Yeah, thank you. That's why we made him close the show that we did. Yeah, you're a fucking destroyer, dude. You really are. And I- You are equally.

Starting point is 00:59:17 Yeah, and I, and I, let me just get this off my chest. All right. I honestly only feel pure respect and love for you, dude. And when, you know, it's like, I think I sense certain things like a sexuality or energy, but I know, I know, but it's probably reading it wrong. I'm probably, I know, I'm just saying I think I'm reading. I can't, I could do it.

Starting point is 00:59:37 I'm sorry. No, I don't, I do see that with you too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm reading it wrong. I don't know. I think I'm reading it wrong, but it might not be, you know what I mean? I don't know. Because I'm usually right. Right. Because I feel a sexual tension, but I'll ignore it. I'll bypass it. I'm reading it wrong. I think I'm reading it wrong. But it might not be, you know what I mean? I don't know. Because I'm usually right. Right.

Starting point is 00:59:45 Because I feel a sexual tension, but I'll ignore it. I'll bypass it. I'm excited. Welcome to the show. We will, honestly, we will never do that again. We'll never hug and do anything. It wasn't a we, it was a you. I didn't participate with that.

Starting point is 00:59:57 Right. All right? It wasn't a we, it was a you. That's what he's saying. It wasn't reciprocated. He was bummed about it. That's what exactly. Thank you so much.

Starting point is 01:00:04 Yeah. It's his birthday. It's a two-way street. Yeah, it's it is two-way street friendship What can you do for your birthday that you haven't already did to embarrass yourself and ruin your career? How do you yeah, what do you mean? What do you mean? I mean, how do you celebrate? Yeah, yeah, everything desp do you mean? How do you celebrate? You've done everything despicable, everything that you can't say. But I've done some high-lives. How do you celebrate during your birthday? He's never fucked a guy.

Starting point is 01:00:33 Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you so much. Well, you didn't have to fuck a guy, but if you got fucked by the guy, that's the same thing. You're fucking a guy. It's in the same boat, you know what I'm saying? No! I didn't fuck him, he just fucked me.

Starting point is 01:00:48 I still gangsta. Give me my charm back, please. Give him that charm back. That's the only thing that's gonna keep him together. So anyway, yeah. I mean, what is it that scares you about flesh and flesh? Yeah. My flesh is what scares me.

Starting point is 01:01:04 You know? I've- Here's another interesting thing you did last week. Cause Andrew and I were in Springfield, Ohio, Yellow Springs. You were in Yellow Springs. In your neighborhood. Don Allen. Hanging out all night.

Starting point is 01:01:14 Don Allen day. Yeah. And late at night, I swear to God, and if you don't admit this, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. All right? You're gonna do what? I'll lose my mind.

Starting point is 01:01:24 Again. Yes. Okay. Okay. Oh yeah, gonna do what? I'll lose my mind. Again. Yes. Okay. Okay. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanna be clear. You turn to me, right? We're close to,

Starting point is 01:01:31 No. No, just stop, stop. Stop. Fucking stop. Okay. Sorry, I got a lot. That's okay, it's your birthday. It's my birthday, yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:39 You go nuts. Thank you guys. All right. With your little beautiful eyes, you looked at me and you go, yeah, dawg, I got you. I would say you have beautiful eyes, you looked at me and you go, yeah, Don, I got you. I would say you have beautiful eyes, but I can't see them. Oh.

Starting point is 01:01:49 I mean, if we're gonna do it, let's just do it, Bobby. All right, wake up. Wake up. There he is. Still asleep. You look at me and you go, yo, man, come to my house. Let me cook you something. No. Yeah, you did. Yeah, let me cook you something. No.

Starting point is 01:02:05 Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. That's not what I said. This is what you said, Bobby. Yeah, and I said, I don't have my lube. I don't have my lube on me, friend. Shut the fuck up on your birthday. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:16 How about that? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard. What I said was- Three in the morning, come to my house, let me make you some fish, dog. Well. And I'm like, did you not say that? Did you not say that?

Starting point is 01:02:26 Did you not? I'm gonna let you do you. I'm gonna let you calm down. I'm gonna respect the facts of your birthday. This is what I said. Okay, sorry, too much? No, this is what I said. Okay, keep going.

Starting point is 01:02:35 You said, Donnie, where is it a good place to get some food in Yellow Springs? I said, at my house. And you said, this is what you said. You said, I don't want your fried chicken, your collard greens, or your chitlins. He did not say that. Yes, he did. He said, no, he said, I don't want pig's feet. you said, I don't want your fried chicken, your collard greens or your chitlins. He did not say that. Yes he did.

Starting point is 01:02:46 He said, no, he said, I don't want pig's feet. He said, I don't want pig's feet. That's right, pig's feet, yeah. He said, I don't want pig's feet. Yeah, yeah. I don't want grits or okra. That's all he said. Or jammy jam.

Starting point is 01:02:54 He doesn't want jammy jam. And I said, that's how it feels. I don't like your jammy jam. And after he started talking to people in town, he realized that there's one thing, it's a cool town, but it's not good, it's not known for its food space. And what I was doing was I wanted to offer that to you

Starting point is 01:03:05 because I like cooking for people when they come in. But you- It was three in the morning. You said to come, I don't see it that way. You said, come over right now to my house now, right? And I go, wow, it's three in the morning in my mind. Let me cook you up something. Now to me from where I'm from, dog, right?

Starting point is 01:03:21 You would have jumped over. You if where were you from, you would have jumped over. Bro, bro, bro, that's- Yo, where you from, if? You would have jumped over. You would have, where were you from? You would have jumped over. Bro, bro, that's, yo, where you from, if I would have invited you over. It is. Where are you from? Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 01:03:32 That's where it's from. That's where it is. That's where it is, dude. Where from, where you're from, you would have jumped on the opportunity to come to my crib. I would have loved to see where you live. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:43 I wish we went over to your house. We weren't there long enough. Yeah, but I invited you. I know. We were there for- Three in the morning, it's just a little weird. We were there for 17 hours. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:51 Right, and I couldn't get an hour of your time? David, David had most of our time. Yeah. Okay. That's not my fault. Right. I tried. I know you did. I thought it was a good experience

Starting point is 01:04:02 and I was excited to see you guys hanging out. It was a good time. That was a really fun week. And I'll be honest with you, I mean, what did I thought it was a good experience and I was excited to see you guys hanging out. It was a good time. I thought. That was a really fun week. And I'll be honest with you, I mean, what did I do in the car? Bob started crying. We were leaving the shack, shed, the shack.

Starting point is 01:04:12 The shack. We were leaving the shack where we were all hanging out with our beloved Dave Chappelle and, we'll love it, what the fuck is that? That's good. We do beloved him. We beloved him. We love him.

Starting point is 01:04:22 I beloved him. And we were riding home after hanging with you and the family and Talib Kweli. And then he turned to me and he said, you know what? And he just started bawling. He just started crying in the car. I'm a hand to God. Hand to God.

Starting point is 01:04:36 It was like, I'm just getting really emotional. This was such a wonderful day, a great moment in my life. It was really, really nice. He goes, I just really wish, I really, really wish that, I really wish Don-El wasn't there. Yeah. And I could agree with that.

Starting point is 01:04:52 And he started crying and I said, I wish Don-El wasn't there either. And it hit me in my chest and I said, why did Don-El show up? I know. Because, because honestly, because honestly, when I saw your fucking crooked feet I saw your turkey turkey feet right it was like it was like like that right stick it out like that right I go Could you give me PTSD and I have to do fucking trauma work on it

Starting point is 01:05:22 I know because those are fucking nasty. I know. I know. When I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I. Yeah, yeah. He did, he did. I was about to say this. Yeah. When we did Burke Wright's show,

Starting point is 01:05:35 I heard about the stereotypes of Asian, little Chinese looking motherfuckers, right? And I, I was throwing, and I was like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. And I was like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. And I was like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. And I was like, right? And I went through it. And I would be in a situation where I saw

Starting point is 01:05:53 what was close to an Asian penis. And then I said to myself, and I didn't think about it. And I said, this is why they like anal soap. It's the only place that it fits and you know it's there. Oh! Oh! You know what? He did really cry in the car.

Starting point is 01:06:20 I really did cry in the car. He did, for real. I really did cry. And we got emotional. It was such a beautiful day with you. We had a lovely, lovely day. We had a beautiful day. And then you went on stage and you just killed it.

Starting point is 01:06:30 I'm so sorry. Hold on, I'm sorry. Give him a minute. We'll give you a minute, dude. Give you a minute. Okay. What's going on? Oh, we got a little birthday cake.

Starting point is 01:06:42 Why now? He said there's no better time than now. Okay, okay. Wow, Don-El, look at this. This is from Don-El. I love Hogwarts. No, say thank you to him, he did this. Did you really make this?

Starting point is 01:06:54 You bought this? If a penis pops out, no, I didn't. And I know what you're wishing for before you even open that box. If this is a trick, what's the problem? No, it's not a trick, bud. Ah! Whoa!

Starting point is 01:07:08 Wow. That's not one of the greatest cakes you've ever seen? I mean, I'm listening to the song. Oh, sorry. Where's the cake? Right here. Oh, it's cake inside? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:26 Is that Korean love music? No, no, no. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yoobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase,

Starting point is 01:07:54 yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, yobase, Yobasel, Yobasel, Yobasel, E.D.Y. Money up so, Kata chogi. If you don't have no money, get the funny. Money up so, hop shida. If you got money, you can fuck. This is really fast.

Starting point is 01:08:11 Who bought me this? Donnell did. Really, Donnell, you really bought me this? Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, there's no way you could have bought me this. The reason I didn't, I wouldn't have done it because it's making you happy and I would have never wanted to.

Starting point is 01:08:21 I know, but you didn't even know it was my birthday today, huh? I didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I would have loved to stand. I know, but you didn't even know it was my birthday today, huh? I didn't. Oh yeah, yeah. And I would have loved to stand you up on your birthday. Yep. Why are you so mean, dude? You bring the worst out of me.

Starting point is 01:08:32 I know, but you know you love me. I mean- Be honest, I know the fans are listening, right? And they're going, what's going on here? The whole episode's been chaos. It's chaos, right? But let's be honest with our fans. Yeah. Honestly, I'll be honest with our fans. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:45 Honestly. I'll be honest with you. I like fucking with you. We have, when I see you, we have fucking around, we have fun, but- Why don't you ever say when you have these emotions, say, Donnie, look me in your, look me in my eyes. Why you never say that?

Starting point is 01:08:58 That's an eye joke, that's an eye joke coming. It's another eye joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming. Yes, it is. I promise you, it's not a- Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's another I joke coming. It's another I joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's coming. It's coming. I promise you it is not an I joke. I'm coming.

Starting point is 01:09:08 Donnell, Donnell. I don't know what you're talking about. Can you just open? What? How do y'all do this? Donnell, seriously, I love you so much. You know what? I will say this.

Starting point is 01:09:20 And we're good friends. Why do you have a hammer? Why do you have a hammer, dude? Just take a scissor and cut the tape out of there. Salon Hamnida, I love you. Yeah, all right, good. I don't. I hammer? Why do you have a hammer, dude? Just take a scissor and cut the tape out of there. Salon Hamnida, I love you. Yeah, all right, good. I don't.

Starting point is 01:09:28 I bought a... Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, you do. No, I do. I do respect you. You only respect me. I said I do. So if you found out that I passed away, there would be no sadness?

Starting point is 01:09:36 Oh, it'd be a lot of sadness. If I found out what? I passed away. Only thing I would be mad about is that I don't have a picture with you where I could just do my bullshit RIP post. All right, right, right. Say this one hurt and put the prayer sign. Yeah, we're gonna have to get after.

Starting point is 01:09:50 We're gonna get that tonight. When if I did take a picture with you, if you died, Bob, I'd be like just, well, he'll be missed, I think. No, I wouldn't be hurt if you passed away. I don't even wanna talk about that. Is it good? It's pretty good. Yeah? Yeah. Good. I would be hurt if you passed away. I don't even wanna talk about that. Is it good? It's pretty good.

Starting point is 01:10:06 Yeah? Yeah. Good. Pretty good. I'm gonna watch you eat it. You guys, honestly, what a beautiful birthday edition. I thought that was a wild episode. It was really fun.

Starting point is 01:10:15 Dude, wild. Really fun. There's so much to it. There's a lot. Yeah, it's gonna kill it. And Don-El was our icing on the cake. So Don-El, do you wanna plug anything? He has a podcast, what's it called?

Starting point is 01:10:26 It's called The Don-El Rawlings Show. Okay. Subscribe to it. I go to my channel. That's called Jammin' with D. I don't know when this comes out. You guys come out like the next day or so, right? Yeah, no.

Starting point is 01:10:36 No? This'll be out when? Couple weeks, in a week. September 30th. Check out his podcast, Jammin' with D. Okay. Okay. Jay with D. Jay with Dee.

Starting point is 01:10:45 Jay with the Dee. What up? What are your dates? You got some dates, dog? I don't know when this is gonna come out. We just said the 30th, man. The 30th? I will be at, October the 4th,

Starting point is 01:10:59 I'll be at NJ Pack Theater in New Jersey. Yeah, check them out. What else is there? Improv and Chalmer, you're playing my home Chicago. Love that club. Addison, love that club. Mothership, going to see Rogan. Comedy Zone, Charlotte.

Starting point is 01:11:13 ATL, then he goes to DC and the Irvine Improv. And Milwaukee, go to DonnellRollings.com. You are making some money. DonnellRollings.com. I know what those rooms feel. Probably the greatest stand up we know. We love him to death. Wait a minute.

Starting point is 01:11:29 Look at his eyes. Look at his eyes on TV. Oh my God. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Eric. Oh no, come on. We gotta take a photo, Dono. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Starting point is 01:11:39 Don out. Don out, come on. Woo. You're not gonna, somebody has to help me take this off I will okay, I Can't fucking believe you right now dude don't do it There's no Is it really heavy yes No, stop, stop, stop, relax. Take your glasses off, kiddo. They're my glasses. Hold on. Is it really heavy? Yes.

Starting point is 01:12:07 Huge fucking head. Is there a cook or? Yeah, there was a class, but I think he took it off. I don't know how he, oh, he didn't take it. Hold on, hold on. There you go. And gentle, dude. Gentle, gentle, gentle that way.

Starting point is 01:12:23 Gentle. There you go. Oh my God, thank God. Like, be thankful. And gentle dude Like be thankful Thank you. It's okay. No, you're out. You're right. It's fine. You're right. No, no, you're right If you don't like it, I told it I get it if you don't like it. I get it. No, no No, I don't fucking like it so don't. I like it. It's gonna appreciate through time.

Starting point is 01:12:47 It's gonna go home with me. I want a real gift then. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You want a real gift? This is a real fucking gift. This is a real fucking gift.

Starting point is 01:12:55 Why would you give me a $260,000 gift if it doesn't make any sense? To make all the sense in the world it's a gift. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind.

Starting point is 01:13:03 You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking life. You want a real gift? This is a real fucking gift. This is a real fucking gift. Why would you give me a $260,000 gift if it doesn't make any sense? To make all the sense in the world, it's a gift. God. I just like, it makes no sense. Why would he give that? Man scapes. Ah. Let me see it right here. Okay.

Starting point is 01:13:28 Manscaped. Man, that is one of probably the greatest bits we've done on this show. That was really good. What? Isn't that good? Yeah, how much was that though, for real? He just gave it to me. I'm gonna give it back to him tomorrow.

Starting point is 01:13:39 Oh, okay. Isn't that fucking amazing? Yeah. How good is that bit though? Holy fuck, this thing is heavy. How good is that bit though? How funny is that bitch? She thought it was real. There's no way I knew that. For a second I thought it was. But hey, everyone give me a little credit. You bid on that.

Starting point is 01:13:53 You were scary. You bid on it. I thought that was amazing. Yeah, woo Yeah, woo Yeah

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