Bad Friends - Brotherly Love With Steebee
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Welcome back ladies and gentlemen for another episode of
Bad Friends. I'm your co-host Stevie Weeby. You have the red hair. Oh, I'm your co-host Andrew Santino
Thanks for coming. Yeah. Thanks for watching. We have a lot of things to discuss today
Yeah, thanks for having me. What are we talking about? All kinds of different things warzone
Yeah, yeah, what else?
The series Kingdom on Netflix. Yes, we're gonna talk about that
We're gonna talk about all kinds of stuff because I haven't you know, really seen you have you watched the show before what show the
Bad Friends show. Yeah. Well glimpses of it. You've never seen a full. No, I have glimpses. I have what do you mean?
What I mean is I know you dude
I've seen it what the fuck I I it's great banter. It's great banter. There's chemistry between you and
Santino, I love you and I love you too. I know I know I showed up on time. I
Was prompt I was okay. What are you saying about me?
I didn't say
Because I know what I'm trying to just that's passive aggressive. Tell me what you showed up on time
What is that saying about me?
That you didn't show up on time. Okay
Yeah, all right. Why?
Well, according to George, you forgot your keys. No, I can't find my keys
Well, the thing about you because I'm your brother and I've known you my whole life
you as far as an organization and
Stuff you just misplaced things all the time. Yeah, correct. And
you
The thing about him is his mind's on a hundred different things out all at once. That's what smart people do, right?
Not all of them
But you're you are smart. You're creative and brilliant in your own way. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you
No, it feels good. It's just the opposite. You don't have a hundred things on your mind, Bob
You have so little things on your mind. You just misplace stuff because you're not paying attention to anything
You're not over consumed with stuff you focus on one thing at a time
So the other things just go by the wayside you lose your keys because you don't think about
Keys or care or people that are overly organized think about too many too many things at once
Yeah, they panic you think about war zone boom at one time and that's it then you think about going to get cigarettes boom
You don't you don't you don't organize your brain that way. I like the better a hundred things better
They have so many things in my mind. I think that's more true to than what you're saying because I kind of you think that
You think that when I'm playing war zone the only thing I'm thinking about is war zone
There's so okay. Okay. You've got a damn good. You've got he's gotten damn good at war zone
I'm so proud. I'm so proud when you make those plays dude. Oh, he makes me whoo. I know this guy
Man, right? Remember the other night. I got a call a collateral. No, not that night. I got a cloud
I know you got a collateral, but remember when I
Took what I came in right from the gulag. Yeah, I only had a handgun. Oh
That was money. Yeah
I landed so he comes back from the gulag. Yeah, yeah, and he just jumps on a dude
Oh, this dude had his loadout. So like just to
Reference what a loadout. It's the best weapons that he you know
He got I mean he was battling a guy with his top weapons. My brother had a little
A squirt pistol. Yeah, a little squirt pistol. Yeah, yeah, and my brother just got on him
I'll boom boom elbow them bumbo and shot him on that like face. Yeah, and then you started crying. Yeah, I was so proud
I know why did you start?
I didn't cry. I was just it was one of those moments
You know what it remind me of when I was younger. I used to watch his wrestling matches
It was in the it was in the powe high gym. Yeah, and there's there was his he had a he had a opponent from
a
Monovista
Yeah, and this guy he was this guy he wrestled was a Samoan just stud
Yeah, and my little no he was buff. Yeah, but I'm a little he has to be in my weight class
And so I remember they went out of bounds and when they went back in the middle this Samoan guy did a Bruce Lee
like
It was like the the last scene in karate kid where you know verse a Daniel verse Johnny. Yeah, and my brother blew him a kiss with and
just
And the way you blew him a kiss
Yeah, yeah got in on a double leg
Pick the guy up and slammed him and beat him and I was I was a kid watching on like I was on the side of the mat
Just yeah, my eyes were watering like
Oh, that's my brother what weight class were you in Bob? There's 105. I have a similar story for him
You know what makes the guy you know what made me proud. I
Just don't talk about state. No, it's state. Okay
It's a please don't talk about so my brother's ranked number two in the please don't the state, right?
Number two in the state and what in wrestling?
No, yes
Right number. See I have champ everything
Wow. Yeah
And then so, you know the state championship is in Stockton, California from San Diego. That's a 10-hour drive, right?
It's forever. I take them the minivan my dad's minivan. I drive all the way up there, right?
And I remember one match my god. He wrestled a guy that he beat
Probably 20 times
You know in the in the past
Just completely destroyed right and my brother got so nervous
That this guy that my brother beat 20 times pick my brother up slam my brother in his head
My brother laid there on the mat blood all over his face
And if my brother's crying with snubbubbles and blood in his face, right? And he loses and he gets kicked out of state
And then I got back in the minivan and I drove home. That's it. Thanks for having me. No
Did that not happen I
Would I was thinking I was hoping you would bring up my CIF win
Because I did with County three three years in a row Andrew I went County
I will I won't say I won't say any go section. Yeah, three years. He was amazing
So I would I was hoping you'd bring that story. Oh, I didn't know what you want
But thanks for bringing up the like the reason why I started drugs and alcohol
Steve Steve, how come how come you didn't wrestle in college?
Because I was so depressed and distraught after the state tournament. I
Was in such a deep depression because of a failure and
Remorse that because of the story that Bobby just told you story that my brother just said on this huge platform
That you know, I you know, I was getting letters from colleges Andrew, you know a Cornell hollard app
I mean, I remember getting a letter Cornell was like sent a letter like my sophomore year. Yeah, and um, I
Just I was done. I was so what happened? My brother was a Christian
My brother was like, you know, do you ever see the movie seven? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He was Kevin Spacey's character
Okay, he would clip out right he would take Bible a Bible clip out versus and then paste it on the wall
No, I didn't clip him from the Bible itself. I would write passages from the Bible on poster boards
There's a difference
And so you you walked in his room, it was like just this neon fucking cross on the wall, you know, I mean a single bed
I mean just creepy shit, right? Yeah, and my brother would like, you know, come on, babe
Uh, pray with me all the time. I was warped. I was warped warp pray with me
Dude, let's talk until I mean I was warped until that night. I almost got possessed by like 15
Spirits. Yeah. Yeah, he got possessed by 15 spirit. Wait a minute timeout. Hold on when you say you were warped from religion
What did what did that have to do with you not end up going to college to rest because I'll tell you what happened
Okay. Yeah, that's here. Here. He is straight-A student
But the born again Christian, right?
Never done anything wrong in his life the day after he got back from state. He was one time blunts
He became 40s and blunts drug addict 40s and blunts. Just I wanted to
Just cash out. Yeah, I was just I wanted to exit. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah
Yeah, and then when I keep in mind that the kid remember Michael Kalmar the kid from rose me that beat me
Oh, yeah, yeah, he I end up going to Arizona State
This kid ended up wrestling at Arizona State at what that he was their main 118 founder
Yeah, so it's it was kind of like my past followed me
You know what I mean? Yeah, like what are the odds of that?
Did you ever party with that guy or hang out? No, um, I saw I'm at a chicken wing place once and I was I was on
I was playing a game and he I was nervous because he walked by me
And I was doing really bad and I felt like I was failing at that too and I was sweating
I was just and I was just waiting for my chicken chicken wings
Me they're like staring at me like just like
Like I beat you back then and you're horrible at this video game as well. Yeah, and also look at where you are in life
He's probably looking at you. I don't care. I like my life. I love it. I have my own platform. I don't know what I mean
Then yeah, oh, yeah, I was at the door. I was at the dorms
Just with the homies just skateboarding around campus. Oh, yeah
Yeah, Steve. Yeah, Steve. Will you tell me one of the prayers that you made Bobby say with you when you were little boys?
I just remember one of the songs. Yes sing the song. Let's hear it. Our God is an awesome God
He reigns from heaven above with wisdom power and love our God is an awesome guy
Yeah
From heaven above with
With wisdom love our God is an awesome God. Yeah, but we drink the blood of little men
Our God is an awesome God. We kill people and we keep their secrets. Our God is an awesome God
Steve Steve, did you ever did Arizona say because you know we're both ASU
I know that blew my mind when I found that out. That blew my mind when
Well, they're finding out you're there so it shouldn't yeah, but Steve did you ever try to walk on because they had all right
Yeah, well, there's one instance where I met their
105 pounder. I mean the lowest weight there's 118 125, but there's this little
phenom
He was their freestyle world team member or sunk his kids member that wrestled with the
Um the main team. I don't know how I met him, but I mentioned in passing like I used to wrestle at blah blah blah
And he goes well, I need a workout partner. So I didn't have shoes or nothing
I mean I met him at the the you know, I mean, I'm out of shape. I'm smoking new ports. I'm I
Just showed up and
Dude, I put you know, and I was I haven't wrestled in years
But I ended up taking the guy down a quite a few times like I I still was taking the guy down
Yeah, and I remember one of the guys one of the Olympians Tim Vanny was there watching
Yeah, and then but then that was like the last kind of Vanity go wild good skills kid or what?
He'd yeah, he didn't say anything
He was just kind of it was kind of like remember how like you and Byron Scott would have like a wrestle off and just
Tourette was there. Oh, yeah
It was like that it was like a secret that kid Byron Campbell. Oh stud his fucking forum
Stud one time he had his forums on my face like this, right leg riding stud here crunches crunches
He was like I'm gonna be crunching bro. He's for like that. Oh my god. I'm done wrestling people don't realize my brother was
Set to be a varsity 105 like he was gonna wrestle varsity his senior year. What happened?
Brands dinner asked you you're about 125 pounds and he's like we need a 105 pounder
Yeah, and you're like nope. I'm going to rehab. Yeah, or I'm focused
I'm gonna focus on my sobriety. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, isn't that crazy how you remember people's names?
So what was the name of the kid with the big forums you said it?
Byron Campbell
He ended up a wrestling for
Palomar and then tell the kid and then he's like coaching now. Yeah. Yeah, but it's always first and last name that etched in
Yeah, we know Tony Matusi Tony Matusi, bro
Do you remember what even Tony Matusi, bro?
He his fate. I mean, he was the 90. He was like this little Italian stallion. Yeah. Yeah, he rocky about Boa
Just he was one of those people like he had like ball hairs when he was like in sixth
I mean he had ball hairs he
But he also like had a disease or something because he had a full-blown mustache like a man's receiving hairline
Right, he was super buff and he was like dude like it was 40. He was a rocky about boy
Italian stallion. Yeah, he was fucking so strong and I remember it was just a 40 year old
So he was my weight he was 98 pounds his senior year and it was one of those things when in the eighth or ninth grade
They go Lee. We need you to show up at the the the workout room at this time
You took him down remember. Yeah, and I just remember you took him down
They were trying they were hazing me because I I was the next kid up. Yeah, so they're like, all right, Tony
Russell Steve and I remember I was like keeping a very low stance and he's thinking he was getting mad because he was getting
Because I was oh I was headbutting
Keep going you're just like your brother
Yeah, you're just like a brother. Yeah, you're just like a brother. Yeah, not full-blown
Andrew he taught me that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, there's always the dirty little secrets in every sport
So in wrestling was that your go-to would well the reason why I did that because when we were younger
We used to wrestle in my parents bedroom. Yeah, and then we had a little square carpet area
And why were you in their bed just training? It was a square
It was big square, but you couldn't go down. You couldn't go into like the living room or like
Do you remember that time that I threw you out the window and you knock?
Yeah, you knock you knock me out. So my brother
Yeah, so my brother we're wrestling my brother has a temper
No, you almost broke my nose. You almost broke my nose. Okay. Can I finish? Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead
We're wrestling, you know, and it's you know, brother's wrestling, you know
Yeah, but it gets to a point where my you can see my brother snap
Like his eyes become dead. Oh, yeah, I can't think right. So he just goes. Yeah, I go. Yeah
And he goes
Take this and he threw me out my arm dragged you out the window and so the window crashes
And we broke my body and out of the way
I'm not kidding. His arm was out. We broke the window of my parents bedroom like this, right?
Right. And so then I just got out blood everywhere and I look up to when I go
He was he broke my nose. I was broke his nose. Yeah, wait a minute. Did you get cut up from the window?
Yeah, his arm was bleeding
Yeah, I did a arm drag and I his shot. We broke the window of my parents bedroom
It was a big wrestling you're wrestling in your mom and dad's room, which is weird and gross go ahead and what happened
And then I shucked him out the window because I snapped and then he
He came back in and he almost broke my nose. Yeah, but when you guys used to train up there in the room
Did your mom and dad not care? They didn't they're never home. They never home. My dad was always working
Yeah, he had like five stores. He was in Riverside or Mary Mesa. He was somewhere or he had a store in Sacramento
Yeah, he was always traveling. Did you guys ever think he had a second family?
No, no, but he was a workaholic. He worked his ass. He was working
I guess it's kind of like all the time place in Sacramento, right?
No, I saw his place in Chandler, Arizona, but he had a place apartment. Oh my god, Andrew
He had this apartment. He was running out in Chandler, Arizona, and it was like this hut
It was like there was like a hot place. There was nothing in there. There's flies in there. Yeah, there was like just one
Just
Janky-ass mattress in the corner. Yeah, yeah, no bed frame a one
Razor yeah, yeah, like one
Toothpaste it's like just one toothbrush my dad my dad one bar or so. Yeah, it was like refugee
She never he's never seen a movie in his life. No, he does. He's never seen a TV show like Rocky
I think he watched Rocky. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe Rocky. Yeah, Rocky. Yeah, but like he's never if you go
What about your one song my dad would go? I don't know no song. She's nothing. Yeah, he doesn't even know what music is
Nothing real. He worked like your mom. What your mom does?
I used to steal my mom used to have this collection of records and I used to take them and we had like a you know
Record player and yeah, yeah music via that way
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Did your mom ever resent your dad for traveling so much?
Not really. I mean, but there was a lot of there's well, there's domestic abuse involved
I mean, well, do we had a messed up like my dad was I mean you you're asking me like
Why I threw him out the way. Where do you think I got that from? Yeah, for sure
I got that from my father dude like my dad was the worst when it came to that like well
When you say when you say your parents were both gone, where would your mom be when he's out of town?
Chilling chillin she'd be working at the stores, too
She would enable him though. I remember because my dad used to love him
He was he was a beer drinker for sure
But there is a moment in our history where he didn't he used to mix tomato juice of the Clamato
Yeah, yeah, so my mom used to buy him like a big think blotto of Clamato
And then put like six beers in the freezer to get them nice and cold. Do you remember that?
Yeah, my mom went to I saw my mom. Yeah, go to the store come back
She lifted up the trunk of the car and she was just taking whiskey and beer and all like she was like his supplier
Yeah enabling and stocking the yeah, you know and I didn't find out till later like because my mom has a fake tooth
And I hadn't I didn't know this Andrew. I didn't know the story behind that
Yeah, but he told me in my 30s like you didn't know that like my dad knocked it out. Yeah, I knocked it out
Crazy crazy like I did he remembers now. I don't know. I don't know so my mom and dad would tell me stories
I don't remember completely out of it. Yeah, Jesus stuff. Oh
Oh, you're sitting there. Let's talk. Let's talk about it. What are some so he not in it? He knocked the tooth out
You told me that Bob, but but also was your dad religious or how did you even get stuck in this religious thing Steve?
Well, you know, there's other kids at my school from this uh, uh, this group called student venture
Is that a cult that sounds like a cult? No, it's just this. Um, it's a christian group, you know, like uh, cult
Yeah, kind of like yeah, basically, right, but you dude you said something the other day that freaked me out you go
You said I've been studying the scriptures again
No, so what I'm doing now because my girlfriend gave me an idea because you know, she
Her she comes from a catholic background
But she reads the bible like kind of like tarot cards where it's more like
It's more like metaphorical like I don't I just I'll just like, you know, like close my eyes
It's just kind of like whatever my finger like whatever page I open up. I read and then it's kind of like a daily meditation
I don't we're playing war zone
Hey, so let me do
War zone, right? Right in the middle of war zone. He goes
And there's not a joke. He's just like, well, just hold up, Bob
You're a little angry right now. Hold up, Bob. All right. Let me just get turned to a page in the bible
And
Yeah, but it's on some fun. No, it's not. No, it wasn't some fun shit. It wasn't some fun. It's some fun. No, it's not fun
Shit, it's just fun. So I go, okay. It's like tarot cards to me. Okay, so
The the lower the you know, she's just reading this fucking, you know, I mean
It's just action of the fucking bible. Yeah, but it's fun. It's just fun fun. It's like, you know, people do tarot cards
It's kind of like that. It's just fun tarot card. I don't think those things are anything like that
I think one of them is you own a bible and you read through it
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't think fun would be the right word to use
Steve, Steve, do you do you still believe in
I believe some of the religious I don't I don't believe in like christian
I don't believe in religion, but I do believe that there is like a loving force out there
Yeah, like I believe in god. I believe because
Because you know, I've been going away. I'm going on 12 years sober, man. Man. Wow. So I know that I know that it's not me
You know doing that on my own, you know, I mean, I believe that's something's helping me out in life
You know what I mean? So she's dude. So oh my god
Because I was really bad, you know, I was bad when I was drinking and using and so Steve was Steve if your girlfriend
Is she sober too? Yeah for the most part. Yeah, if she's if she's decided to start drinking would that bother you?
No, no like let's say we're at
A function and she has a beer or two. I wouldn't be mad
But if it got out of hand, then I would definitely say well, has she done that before no
No, she's never drank in front of you. Yeah, she has but not like crazy. Yeah. Yeah like that. No
She's never been drunk like maybe the first year when we're together
But then through through I don't know if it was because of me being an influence like through through time like she's
Doesn't even drink anymore doesn't do anything like that. Yeah
So do you think do you think you're so brighty now has helped each other stay away from? Oh, yeah
Yeah, for sure. For sure. Yeah for sure
And now you're doing a thing where I don't know if we could cut it out if you want to but you know
Maybe I could throw it out there
You could cut it out. Don't get angry. You know, it's a fine
Yeah, no, no, no, no. I already know what you're gonna bring up. It's fine. I can talk about but I have to protect the the entity itself
Okay, that's fine. That's fine
What is it? What is um, he's how many days now 15 days 15 days of no pornography
Okay
Wow, wow
Wait, how bad how bad was your problem steve?
It wasn't that it was
Bad bad it was that I didn't like I didn't like what pornography was doing to my mind
Sure, sure because I realized
I mean, because you know, we're messed up. I mean, I'm not blaming him
He definitely I know we have nothing to do. I know I know but you you want you
Don't clump me in with your shit, but I just remember
It was a progressive thing as far as I remember younger. This is before the internet like him having like a dvd
He had a whole like collection of them and I would take one or two and then how many three
You
You could have filled up like an amoeba record like a whole store
Yeah, you know those what are those booklets?
You know those booklets where you put CDs?
Well, you know those big black thick booklet like that. He had hundreds of those just collections like the Beatles
Collections collections
Yeah, just collectors
Just failed failed. Sorry, but the rest. Hey, but but Steve Steve, let me ask you though
What was the so what what was the reason that you quit? Well, I just moment. Well, I realized that
It affected just my like my relationship. That's life. Yeah, or just it just kind of like
It not only desensitize me like as far as because I noticed too like when I was like like I would be on pornhub or x videos
And my searches would be a little bit more
Further like going kind of outside the box, you know, like what give us an example. Well, it started with just like
POV doggie or you know something like that or you know
Cream pie or you know, just like you're I don't know if that's standard
That's okay, but then it started going into like
Crack head cream pie
Uh, so
And then well, I'm not done there though. So it started with that and then
Then it started progressing to
Grandma like grandmother stuff
Grandma
I was like looking at grannies
He goes I was looking at grandmother because Bob. I go. Yeah. He goes. Do you have a masturbate to grandma?
To grandma
Like who doesn't know he goes. Oh, okay
I'm up
So just
Just the type of why do you like grandmas? Well, I'll tell you how it makes you feel afterwards
When you're when you're laying there
And you had just ejaculated watching a grandmother
Getting cream pied
You don't feel so good about yourself. No. No, I wouldn't think you would yeah
I mean that walk the shame to the bathroom to clean up is a lot more worse than yeah
Yeah, I would especially if it's still playing in the background
Yeah, so I
What was the lowest of the low that was probably at the grand I mean because those are grand
I mean these grandmother. You don't know their history. They could be women that never got married
They're just older ladies a lot older grandmother is I mean
But these are ladies and they're like late 60s to 70s. Yeah, okay. They even love to so I realized
Yeah, but I realized when I when it progressed to that. I'm like, I don't like this. Yeah, I don't like what
What I've become and watching this type of stuff. So yeah, I'm doing a program now. I do a meeting every day
I don't want to like out that, you know, because of the anonymity and anonymity element and uh
Aspect of it, but yeah, I'm doing I I'm I'm recommitting myself to another 12-step program where when it
Well, and it has to do with this type of stuff, you know, Steve answer me this
Did your girlfriend have something to say about it?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, of course of course because she approached you with it was like, hey, I don't I don't like that's the element
He doesn't really want to talk about that's the element. I don't because yeah because you know, no, no
I will I'll talk, you know vaguely about it. Yeah, like she noticed
How how it affected me in our relationship. You were like, hey, hey, where these depends
You
Put in these dentures before I got these pictures from the halloween from halloween last year
You're like, baby. I got here's the white way the white way the white way the way put it this way
It got to a point it got to a point where I I realized like, oh, I just have to stop watching this stuff
Because it's affecting it's affecting like just you know, it's kind of
Fused into this relationship and just the way I look at that's good. And not only that
It I think porn is if porn is one of those silent killers, you know what I'm saying where you you don't think
What do you I don't think it's a silent killer
I think Steve, I think blood cancer is a silent killer. I don't I think limfoma is a silent killer. I don't think porn
Oh my god, oh my god, I know what you mean, but it got to a point where I just yeah, so now
Um, I'm I'm learning now
to
I mean, I don't remember the last time I masturbated
with just my mind
In the same way, do you understand?
Isn't that weird to kind of like bring out like I mean bring up. I mean, yeah where but I think I think that's generational
I just think that's just what because we're so used to having porn access, right? Yeah
But I'm okay. I'm okay. I don't masturbate without porn. I haven't ever I've never ever done it
But I have to tell you this because from my own experience that you know, because I don't do the porn thing as well
Yeah, and eventually you are able to access fantasy in your mind
Yeah, yeah, and I've been doing I've been doing that's healthier. I think I think that's healthier
You don't know what I'm thinking about, you know, I mean
Let's see. Yeah, because it's left little seedlings
You know like little Hansel and Gretel crumbs are in his brain of what he used to know
I think that what's happening to me. I don't think I you know because I take it day by day
But I want to get to a point where I re start to rewire my brain. That's what it does
Yeah, I want to get to a point where it just starts rewiring where I'm not relying on that to for arousal
That's what we were trying to do with Bob and smoking, but that didn't really work
Did you give me a birthday present?
It's gonna it's coming in the mail. It should be here in a few days. You'll like it
You're really gonna like it. It took a lot of time and effort to think about this
I know but could I could I ask you something? Yeah, can you have done that a little bit beforehand so I could get it on time?
Yeah, I apologize, but you know, but when it when it arrives
You know, you're gonna be stoked. You're gonna be stoked. What is it? I don't want to say
You'll be happy. Just tell us what it is. Tell us what I don't like surprises. You know that
Because if you god, I don't want it because it's gonna ruin it. It doesn't matter. I'm not gonna open something and go
Oh my god, it's a fucking all the wow
No, right if you just tell me what it is right now. I can I'll have something to look forward to
Steve. All right. Could I say I mean Steve don't does it mean a lot to you the gift? Does it mean something to you?
It does it does and it means well, it means a lot to both of us
Because can we guess? Yeah, you can guess. I like this. I like this
Okay, I think it's yeah, go ahead your dad's ashes
um
In the shape of a of a little dinosaur like a little model dinosaur that you put on your table. You know, is that it? No
No, no, um
That's kind of no
Is it your mom? You can guess too. Is it your your mom's original tooth that fell out? No, no, no
No, it's not my mom's original tooth, but it has to do with just me and him and something where you games
Something we're into video games
You're getting closer. I know it's a video game. It has something to do with war zone
No, okay. It's a video game has something to do with an rpg that we play
No
Don't stop. Don't no. I like what he's doing though. He's he's getting he's getting I like what he's doing
Go ahead. Do you have to do with a council like like a controller or a headpiece? No, okay s5
now
Um, keep guessing. I like this game. Okay. Is it a custom controller? It has nothing to do with video games. So
It's entertainment
It's entertainment. It has to do with entertainment. Oh my god. Is it the old cd book of porn that it used to have?
No, no, no
I remember when we were moving
Kalilah saw all those
She saw 15 of those fucking cd packets. Yeah, she goes
She goes, is it right if I throw these away? And I went
Yeah, okay
But in my I just was on the phone. Oh, you had your favorite because it's a collection. You had your favorites, too. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's a collection. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it has nothing to do with video games. No, all right. Does it have to do with, um
Movies
And entertainment in that one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's what oh so you got me
So you got me so you got me a movie
No, it has something it has something to do with a movie or something else
Steve what was the best you're getting you're getting closer though. Yeah, what was that?
What was the best gift that bob ever gave you? I've gotten him gifts in the past
But he's because this is a what could you get a guy that has no, I've gotten him
I remember one year. I remember getting him a swatch watch. I went to the swatch
A swatch watch and I got him something else and I remember a year later
I was like cleaning his place and then I opened up one of the things and I saw it right and he'd never worn this watch watch
Yeah, that's such a bad the game is dead. Tell me what it is. All right. It has to do with a show
Tell me what it is. All right. Got him. I got him, uh
a kingdom
t-shirt
Cool
He loves it. See that's a great gift
I wish you would have told me. Well, it's too late
Yeah, I wish you would have told me
God, that would have been such a surprise. That's what a surprise. I'd open up. Holy fuck. You really thought it through him this time
Yeah, that would have been such a nice surprise. Yeah. Yeah. You should literally should have told me
I was just kidding when I was doing it by the way. Why did you tell him? He's so convincing
He was so convincing should not have told him. He should have told me that was
We're just kidding. Well, you know what makes it George. I hear George laughing. So, you know, that makes you want to talk about the show
What show kingdom? Yeah, let's talk about it. I know you haven't seen it. Andrew. Have you seen that? Let's talk about it
And I don't you don't want to talk about we have to talk because he's interested in it. No, it's fine
Yeah, I just haven't seen it. So go ahead
so
Kalala for a couple weeks. She's like, you know, we should watch this netflix show called kingdom. It's a korean show
and it's about uh old the old days of korea
And it has to do with like other elements like horror elements
And I go, I don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch it. And then one day she just said it enough where I went
So I watched one after I watched one I watched like three or four in a row, right?
Yeah, and I told my brother about it and my brother goes, I'll try it
He sees five minutes of it and he goes it sucks
I'm not watching. It's boring
Did you not?
well, um
in my defense I
I didn't know it was like a period piece
It's like it because it's set in old korea like when they had clans and shit like that
Like old school korea and that that timeline
So it was hard for me just because my korean's bad because you know, you have to read, you know, I have to read subtitles
Yeah, but I was kind of like and I started at like three or four in the morning
So I was kind of like it was hard for me to because there's a lot of build up until like the like real fun shit starts happening
So I was like I didn't like
I should have watched it long like I turned it off because I was like it it was hard for me to like
Keep my attention
But then and then but then we're playing warzone. He goes, why didn't you finish it? You should have it gets better
so
I gave it another chance and once I made it past if you can make it pass through the first half of the first episode
Of the first season, whatever. Yeah, then it's all just you're coasting. It gets good. It gets good. I love it
What do you love about it?
There I like it because I first of all, I love zombie anything zombie related
I like like I love like the 28 days later 28. We I like all those movies even the vampire movies and uh
It has to do that with that, but then it has to do with it. Like I said, it takes place in old
Korea and there's like clans involved and it kind of remind me
I'm not comparing it to game of thrones in the sense that like as far as like the story
But as far as the the the way, you know, like intricacies of of like game of thrones that there's always a house
Pitting against another house. There's always manipulation and like it's kind of like chess, right?
Yeah, and so there's those elements involved with kingdom and that's why I like it because I never knew highly recommend
I never knew like what this other clan was up to and and just the story behind
How this play got started is very interesting. It has to do with this resurrection plan
I know, but I mean that's not giving anything away, but it has to do with
There's a story behind that as well. Where it's different. Um,
There's it's a different device and how people become zombies was I thought was good. Yeah, there's a different twist
Yeah, yeah, usually it's about some sort of lab experiment going wrong or like, you know, or it has to do with like, you know
demonic forces, right? This was a different kind of
Away and and also a believable way, you know people would
Turn into a zombie. So it's it's a really cool show and then the characters. There's good. Uh,
Uh, the characters you you kind of identify you you like you kind of like pick your favorites
Like, you know, and there's one there characters that you you want disposed like I was thinking about you as a zombie
Oh, I would I would be ferocious. No, you would be sleeping. Oh, I would be you would be sleeping during the night and day underneath this
For 20 years kids would just run by the rock
And you're just laying there looking at them. I need they're like look at that ladies. Oh, I need I need my sleep
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I just remember when I was in that way in high school when I had normal sleeping hours
And I remember he would be in the living room watching these uh comedy specials
And he would like you could stay up with me. Hey, you know because he would watch all these specials or uh, or we would watch
Hollywood shuffle or it would be something and he'd be like hey steve no come watch this with me
And then we and then I would start staying up for that
And then it just that got
Progressively worse just me
That's not your fault. You did have a little bit of influence on it. No, I have no fucking you
Well, you know, I started back then but then when I you know, it got worse sleeping
I love sleeping if I don't get sleep. I'm like a nightmare. I'm a nightmare. Yeah, I need like eight to 12 hours
Jules you think I sleep. Did she sleep? She sleeps with her eyes open
How many hours? Yeah, just she'll sleep anywhere
If she could be standing again just standing dancing and to be sleeping
See, I can't do that. Yeah, she could sleep anywhere, right?
And she has a disease. I think we have to go to the doctor where she could sleep anywhere
She could sleep 16 17 hours a day. Do you think she's a narcoleptic?
No, she has some sort of narcolepsy, I think. Yeah, do you think Jules?
Um, that's what Adika Ayla thinks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You talking the mic or no?
I did. You can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you ripped away
Can you talk in the mic, please? Yeah. Yeah. Get closer. Ask. Yeah. Okay. Jules. Jules, how was um
You said you were gonna skip because you had school stuff to do. How did it go? Um, it went well. I was with um
The yoga empowerment project and I needed it to have um practicum points to graduate
Extracurricular activity. Yeah
Yes, she so it was just it was just for fun. No, it's not it's not for fun. Okay. Okay
I mean it's she does little things like uh, hey, let's we're doing bad friends now and she'll kind of just roll her eyes a little
Do do you enjoy bad friends? She'll go like she'll go she'll go
I do she does I forgot
Yeah, this is a nice setup. By the way, like this is like wow when I first walked in here. I'm like this is legit
Like look at this place
Steve Steve said he was surprised at how small it was but I said
Yeah, because when you watch it, yeah, it looks like a huge room like it's cornered
Like I feel like even the like this distance. Yeah on on camera
Or like when you watch it on youtube, it looks like you guys have like two like
Feet
Like separating you. Yeah
Steve who's who would be the ultimate guest for you to get on your show?
Um
God, that's who could we help you get whale. Yeah, who's the white whale that we could get for you? Well, I would love Theo back
No, no, I want to you again somebody that you like haven't done that you admire that you love
um
Sebastian we have a cake. I haven't I haven't got Sebastian. Oh, okay, but you said a dream. I mean, all right. All right. Um, yeah
Oh max halloween would be great. I can't get max halloween you fuck
max halloween
Um, well, you know, the thing is you're asking me dream guys guys that we can get um
Um, what about israel? We know style bender bobby. We talked to him last night. Yeah, that would be nice. Is there a bender? Yeah, you might come
um
I don't know. I mean, I did you guys watch him have sat. Do you see he like literally butt humped? No, he didn't butt
You know, I didn't watch the fight. So I don't know that. Yeah, I didn't watch it in slow-mo. Yeah, he butt humped him
it's not it's it's
He wins right it's there was so much trash talking
Yeah, right
And um, there always is. Yeah, but there was some extra shit on this and they've been doing it for a year
Yeah, all this, you know, you're a low rate ricky martin looking motherfucker and then went in the in the way ends, right?
Paulo Costa pulled out a white belt
I know I saw to give it to is he is he snaps, right?
So imagine all this resentment and hatred, right and then you think it's going to go five rounds
Not even close. Yeah. So is he puts him out in the second round and he still has all this energy
And he's down. He still has all this resentment and he just says i'm gonna fucking out. You know what I mean?
You know, did he knock him out? Like what was the outcome of the temple and he got a oozy
But he's like, you know, yeah
I think that like in genghis con like genghis con when they raided villages and stuff like that
Yeah, and they would easily take down a village and like what do we do now? They have all this energy. Yeah, let's fuck the guys
Yeah, fuck the guys. You know what I mean? And the guy's like you already took my house. Why do you fucking mean the ass?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah extra energy extra energy. Do you think he's going to be champed for a long time?
Yes, like who could who could compete with that? I think jerry canineer has the power to take him out
Yeah, I think that robert wittaker should have another shot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but um other than
those two right now
There's not much right, right, right. Do you think you think sir. Do you think seroni should quit? Yeah
What do you guys think about justin gaichi? Do you think he has a shot in beating kabib?
Because that I think this is my prediction
I think that gaichi could do it
Okay, I think he dude. He's a monster not always a monster. He's a monster. He beat a monster
Ferguson, I mean look, I mean, I mean, Tony's tough. Tony's tough, right? Yeah, Tony just keeps coming. He doesn't
He's dead, but he's he's coming, right? gaichi's got the x-factor. He's got an x-factor where you can't teach that
He just has it. He has it. He has it. I think if anyone has the skill set, right?
It's also hard to take gaichi down. I know they say kabib is d1 wrestler
D1 wrestler all american all american all american
I mean, that's different than russian wrestling or what kabib how kabib wrestles. Yeah, but if gaichi
Eastern europeans are out of their fucking monsters. They have something else inside of them. I know eastern europeans are special
People when it comes to but did you ever did you for people that don't even follow any of this stuff and don't know
Did you ever see bobby get into a fist fight steve? Yes
Tell what's your favorite bobby?
Not derek oliver
If you tell the story
Hold on hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. If you want me to tell you the story, he's gonna look like a fool
I'm gonna say this. Okay. He's okay. Look at his face already. If he tell okay if he tells the story
We're gonna have a very big problem
Why?
OK, all right, I don't want to make him look like a fool.
But come on, Bob, let him tell the story. Who cares?
Bobby, you told the story about when he lost that state.
Idiot, start drinking and using drugs.
It's only fair flapping your arms.
It's embarrassing. All right, tell them what happened.
That was the OK.
You know, I told you, you know, I held up Andrew,
you know, I told that story of how proud I was during that wrestling match.
Yeah, well, this fight made me feel the opposite.
So there's these kids.
I was friends with his younger brother.
There's this household, Derek Oliver, which was his age.
And David Oliver, I was friends with David.
They had a fight.
I don't know how it progressed to this fight.
They're like, meet me at the yard above where I live.
At what time, like four thirty after school.
Yeah, yeah, right.
And everyone shows up.
Everyone shows up.
And he just got his ass kicked.
He was getting pounded.
My mom had to save him.
So thank God for my mom.
My mom happened to drive by and see the kids and she goes, yeah.
You know, like it was embarrassing.
I was just like, oh, my God.
Oh, Bobby, what went wrong?
What did you do in the fight that was such a was such a fuck up?
I didn't think that he would fight.
Oh, yeah, you were better.
This is the reason why I was calling.
This is why you can't judge a book by its cover, because Oliver was.
He wore speedos and was on the diving.
And he wasn't banned.
Beat your ass up.
Fuck you.
I told you not to tell the story.
Smoked you.
Smoked your ass.
Bobby, did Bobby to cry?
Did Bobby, did you cry?
Oh, I remember another time he got beat up to the woodhills.
Beat you up to.
Scott would help you up in front of Denny's.
Do you remember that story, Bob?
What happened?
I don't remember that one.
Beat him up.
You were running your mouth in front of Denny's and Scott Woodhill popped you.
Yeah, I just, you know, the Derek, I remember the Derek one,
because I remember not being able to sleep for like six months after that.
Oh, God, just the way that news just went around the bus.
The campus.
Going to school.
I was just like, you fucking nerd.
You're in band and you swim.
You know what I mean? Like swimming is a right.
And he's like, and I've been doing it for years.
Like just picking on this kid.
He was a good kid.
I know, I know.
You know, I know.
He just goes, all right, buddy.
You know what I mean?
For 30. You're a bully.
You're a bully.
I was a bully.
The yard, you know what I mean?
We knew what the yard was, right?
For 30 and I go, you fucking little bitch spit on him.
Yeah, he was a bully man.
I show up at the yard and I'm like, yeah, this guy's not going to.
You know what I mean?
And I walk up and the next thing I know, I'm just blacked out.
I mean, I just was, I walked up to him and he gets in the face.
Everyone was there.
Andrew, the whole school, the whole school there.
The school knew about it.
And I remember like being out of breath.
The whole school knew.
I was like swinging at the air, like out of breath, right?
And he was just beating the shit out of me and I was slapping my arms like this.
It was so embarrassing.
And then just blood all over my face.
And I hear my, yeah, someone, come here, my mom is in the car, right?
And I'm like crawling, crawling to the fucking car.
Knock on wood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, imagine your mom went to, because she wanted to see the fight.
But you know the, Andrew, you know the ironic thing about it is
he was more like you than you know.
He was more similar to you.
He was like into cool shit.
Like, I remember like going into it, like he was in the same type of music.
You were in like, he was a cool kid.
All right, I'm sorry.
I learned my lesson.
I'm sorry.
I fucked up.
How did you not like about him the most, Bobby?
Was it just because you could pick on him?
It was just because he was defenseless?
Yeah, I think because of, I mean, if I analyze it now, I think
because of the home life that I had, right?
I just needed a place to like lash out and I just did it to other people
the way my dad would treat us and stuff.
Yeah, I think eventually after the Derek Oliver incident, I was just like,
I'm not doing that anymore.
Yeah, you know, because I, once you get into enough fistfights,
it hurts and you stop.
Yeah, and then it stopped for him because I think just going, going back
to Poway wrestling in the lineage and the camaraderie, once he, we both got
into that system, like there is, there's no way in hell you're going to get
in a fight.
Like no one's going to pick a fight for you because you'll have to feel
when I was wrestling in high school, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, if you had those, you would have beat his ass.
If you were a sophomore, you would have been.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You would have beat him.
Thank you.
You would have beat him.
Yeah, I was a kid.
I was in seventh grade.
Yeah, that was, yeah.
Well, we have a special treat.
George, zoom him in right now.
We have him right here.
What would you say to him right now?
If he was here, I wouldn't even bring it up.
I was like, what's it mean to be friends with him?
I think you'd be friends with him.
Okay, I'm him right now.
Hey, hey, Bobby.
Hey, Derek, man, it's been a long time.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's been a really long time.
Yeah, man.
And remember the fight we got in?
You kicked my ass?
Yeah, I beat the shit out of you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was my bad.
Yeah, it was your bad.
In fact, it ruined my whole life.
So while you went on to be a successful, fun, cool, comedian guy, I got into heroin.
And I lost everything.
You beat my ass?
That's you.
That's on you.
No, he's probably living a normal life.
I didn't want to fight in the first place.
So you made me fight.
And it was embarrassing.
It brought out this rage in me and hurt.
So I think you should apologize to me for me kicking your ass.
I'm sorry for you kicking my ass.
Thank you.
Okay.
Can I have my brother now?
That's fine.
What?
That's fine.
Yeah, you like him?
Yeah, I love Andrew.
What do you like about him?
He's relatable and we get along fine.
And he has more points with me because he went to Arizona State.
He did your podcast, too, right?
Yeah, yeah.
We talked about Arizona State.
That's amazing.
He went to your place.
I couldn't believe it.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
That's a cool.
That's a cool.
That's not what a good guy is.
I couldn't believe it.
I like your place, Steve.
I think it's a cool little spot.
I like it a lot.
I'm not going to move it.
Rank control.
It's rank control.
It is?
Yeah.
It can kick you out.
No.
Did the new people buy it?
No.
No.
Wait a minute.
No, no, no.
They can kick you out, but they can't raise the rent.
No.
Yeah.
I think that I don't know like the tenants rights or like how that works out.
How long have you lived there, Steve?
Oh, God, a long, long time.
14 years.
Yeah.
15 years.
How many years?
15 years.
15 years.
Yeah.
A long time.
Dude, you got, you got to tell me what is, what's rent got to be at that place for
15 years.
800 bucks.
800 bucks.
800 bucks.
Oh my God.
I know.
That's impossible.
It's impossible.
No, it's not.
That doesn't even exist anymore.
You couldn't find that if you tried.
I know.
Are you the oldest tenant in the building?
No.
Craig's been there a little longer than me.
Yeah.
What does he pay?
$880.
No, he has a bigger place.
I think he pays like just a thousand or something.
Wow.
It's incredible.
For people across the country that are listening to this that don't understand money in Los
Angeles.
It's incredible.
I've never heard of.
In 2020, there's no way to get a fucking, to get up an apartment now in the city where
you're at.
You, it's nowhere, not under $2,000, right?
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Maybe, maybe $1,700.
That's fucking insane.
That's insane.
Does your girlfriend, your girlfriend doesn't live with you?
No, no, no.
Yeah.
She doesn't want it right now.
No, but we're saving it.
We'll, we'll eventually, we'll eventually get a place.
Now how, now the pandemic is the power.
Cause I, I haven't really, this is the first time I've seen my brothers as a pandemic.
Yeah.
We've, we've talked on war zone, but in the, every night, every night, every night.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it's, it's depressing.
You know, I don't know what else to say.
It's just, it's depressing.
I get jealous of you.
What?
What are you talking about?
Well, we play war zone.
I'm not good, dude.
I know, but last night when you got four kills, I got zero.
I got a collateral.
You got a collateral.
That's the first time.
So a collateral is when you beat, I think their whole team out or three or four at once
or something like that.
You beat everybody.
Yeah.
Wipes a team.
Wipe the team out.
I think I'll wipe the team out.
Yeah.
What did we do, Bob?
When I was with you, what did I do?
I got a victory, right?
You faced the corner of a wall in the building.
Yeah.
And you kind of went in a circle.
Yeah.
So you're just kind of with the gun, just going in a circle.
Couple of times you go, I'm down, I'm down.
He didn't pull his parachute.
Andrew, all you have to do with this game, all it's repetition.
I died.
I died.
Yeah.
You just have to land.
I don't know.
You don't know.
He didn't pull a shoot.
His parachute.
He didn't pull a shoot.
He didn't pull it.
I've done that too.
I did it.
I did it.
Three times in a row.
Yeah.
There's a weird thing with Warzone though, like, because I was addicted to another video
game for years called Destiny.
Warzone was the game that completely ended that.
Like I, when was the last time I, I don't even, I like, don't even play that.
Like that's how I only play Warzone now.
Yeah.
That's the powerful of an effect it had on me where this one game took me out of my
favorite thing I was doing for five years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Does your girlfriend play or no?
Yeah.
No, we've played like that.
Yeah.
We've played together.
Yeah.
It was fun.
When I first started playing, like she was on her PlayStation and we'd like, yeah, we
would make nights of it.
Like once a week.
So now like, you know, when Bobby's at home and he's playing, everyone else in the house
is not paying attention or playing.
Do you, do you, when you have a night to play, do you play with your girl or no?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We used to play like once a week.
Yeah.
We play.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got like, I think we've got top 10 together.
You got three kills once.
You did.
Yeah.
She played shoot the ship.
She got three kills.
And she got three kills.
I got a kill.
I got one kill.
I looked at your stats.
Zero.
I got a kill.
I got a kill.
No.
Look at the stats.
I can't look at the stats.
Bob Glokowski.
Zero kills.
But you, you mentioned something interesting too as far as, you know how like Destiny,
when you open up.
She got three.
The first time she played.
I got one.
I know I got one.
Yeah.
I shot him when he was on his way.
Dying.
Yeah.
But somebody had already shot him dying.
But that still counts.
He took one bullet in the shoulder.
He completed the kill.
But he didn't get the credit though.
He didn't get the credit though.
He didn't get the credit.
But the thing is going back to why I'm addicted, I think it has to do with your saying like
when you get a, something happens when you make a kill and something flashes, there's
a sound, right?
It goes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You said it's like similar to gambling or something or slot machines when you.
No.
Yeah.
So the sound and every little nuance in the game, they're subliminal.
Sometimes it's obvious, right?
Is researched.
Right?
Certain sounds, right?
People get addicted to certain sounds like the engrams, like a purple or exotic.
Yeah.
Certain colors are purple, yellow.
Yeah.
So it's like, you know, they do, you know, like Destiny, I heard they did a year of research
in how people get addicted to things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Before they even started developing the game and whatnot.
So they do all that stuff.
So when you hear.
Yeah.
So she's playing right now.
So when you hear this, you get addicted not, you get addicted to the kills, but it's mostly
that sound.
It's that.
You know, it releases.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Endorphins are like, yeah, serotonin or something in your brain where you get addicted to.
Because remember, I remember I was getting, you know, when you don't get a kill, how does
it make you feel?
See, when you don't get a kill, you get depressed and angry.
Yeah.
You get like withdrawals.
Yeah.
You're just like, God, I'm not getting what I want.
Yeah.
And I think it has to do with that.
It does.
Yeah.
Like if I die, like if I'm playing, um, ground war and I die five times in a row, I'll just
get off the game.
I'll turn the machine off.
I'll turn the machine off.
Yeah.
So you're not addicted to the game itself.
It's what it gives you.
Like it releases certain things in your brain.
Serotonin levels.
Serotonin levels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you have to balance it and not play too much.
Because it's really bad for you.
Is it really?
So it's like porn.
Same thing.
You guys are, it's video game porn.
I mean, Bobby is literally jerking off to Warzone.
It is.
It's just your masturbating with your mind and not your penis.
I know.
It's just, you know, in the pandemic.
Dude, you're right.
I know, but it's like it.
But what do we do?
It's pan, I mean, what do we do?
It's like there's nothing to do.
Here's a fix.
Here's a fix.
We can read.
Divide the video game.
Read a book.
We can read.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I could read like the idiot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or find up your time.
You know what?
It's just my, it's my reward.
If I get something, like let's say I get finished editing something or I do something and I get
something done, then my reward at this time after 10, oh, I get to play Warzone with my
brother.
You know, it's like this thing.
It's like how some people have a drink at the end of the day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not for Bobby, though.
Bobby just does it whenever he does it.
You play, though, before I even play with you, right?
Aren't you playing since seven?
Like what's your schedule like?
He plays for six fucking hours straight.
He does?
Yes.
So when do you start playing for real?
I got up today at around 1.30.
Yeah.
I grabbed a coffee from the ice coffee.
Yeah.
And I kind of wandered downstairs, just looking around.
I was just looking around for things, you know what I mean?
You play in the morning.
And I ended up 1.30.
It's afternoon.
But you're playing at 1.
And I just kind of, just see if my Xbox is still working or my PlayStation.
It's on all the time.
I had to see it because, you know what I mean?
Just in case.
Just in case.
Just in case.
Boom.
What was that?
You know what?
I might as well.
Because I'm here.
Why not?
You have nothing else going on.
I play like, I'll play for five, six hours.
He plays that much?
Yeah.
And they'll have dinner with the ladies.
Right?
And then he plays again.
And then at night, I'll play a couple hours with you.
That's why.
Oh, that's why you get off at like midnight.
Yeah.
Because you had already played five, six hours.
Nobody said that.
It's as if I, if I play past midnight or one in the morning, I know that I'm going to hear
it.
And I'm like, this Kalyla, get on your ass.
Yeah.
So it's like, I have to get off.
But you, what you need to do, like Steve said, you see, Steve's figured it out for himself.
He does a few things that make him satisfied and then he goes, okay, my reward.
So show off more to Kalyla that you're doing something.
So your reward is more obvious.
So you go, if she's like, Hey, you're playing again too much.
And then go, but I cleaned up the X, Y, Z or what I cleaned up the house or then you
can say this is my reward instead of just playing for fucking 12 hours.
Yeah, the thing about you, because I know you guys are doing well with your podcast,
your platforms, you make enough money, but with like, with him, I'll give you an example.
He could like break out his, his phone or do like a vlog on like a house tour or like
him swimming.
You know what I'm saying?
People just want to see him do his shit.
You know what I mean?
Next week.
More content.
I'd like you to deliver the show a house tour from your phone.
Okay.
Like people, that would get so many hits.
Like if you just give a house tour or like here, Bobby, show them where you live and
put your address in there.
I wouldn't do that, but just him like, like doing a trip, him driving somewhere.
People would watch that.
Don't you think people just want to see any kind of content.
I think.
Yeah.
I know you don't need to do that.
You make enough with the do the both podcasts.
You don't need to do that.
Oh, he's getting defensive.
I'm fine.
I'm just saying like, it's not like I'm just going to defend myself real quick.
Yeah.
I'll go ahead.
Yeah.
May I?
No, no, no.
I'm fine.
I'm in America.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
So, um, I have two podcasts I do.
I know.
I know you make a lot of money.
No, no, no.
I didn't say that.
Okay.
Did I fucking say that?
No, no, no.
Did I fucking say that?
No, no.
All right.
So, um, I have two podcasts that I do, right?
It doesn't come out at the right time.
And then the second thing is, um, uh, you know, I, no big deal, but I sold the show.
I mean, I don't know how many people in, you know, I know where you're going.
I know you're going.
No, I haven't gotten there yet.
Okay.
Okay.
I haven't gotten there yet.
All right.
So I know in a pandemic, nobody just scared me out.
Okay.
All right.
It's not a big deal.
Okay.
It is a big deal.
It's not that big of a deal.
Go ahead.
Um, went to every network, you know what I mean?
And I pitched a show that I wrote with my friend Peter.
Oh no.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, um, CBS studios took it on and now ABC bought it.
Right.
Yeah.
And, um, it's not that big of a deal.
It's a big deal.
It's a real big deal.
It's not that big of a deal.
Um, I'm, Theo Vaughn and I are doing a show with J and Mark Duplus.
Okay.
Okay.
Not that big of a deal.
Not that big of a deal.
But that is happening.
Right.
And I've been on the phone with them.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, and maybe I could play a little war zone too on top.
Okay.
So I, that was a very good rebuttal.
Uh, Andrew, do you have anything to say to that?
I don't have much to say because those are very valid, valid points.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
That's, that's what I would say to that bullshit.
Okay.
So, um, you want to plug your shows?
Yeah.
Okay.
So yeah.
My Instagram's Q U A N G O U.
I have my own podcast, the Stevie Weeby show, uh, at youtube.com slash Stevie Weeby.
Yeah.
And it really, guys, it really, my brother is worked so hard.
He doesn't, um, on his own, um, because, um, some people betrayed him earlier.
Um,
It was business.
It was business.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
There's portrayal going on there.
But, um,
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, um, but my brother really, um, deserves, he's a funny guy.
He really deserves, you know what I mean?
Success and, and the number.
So check out my brother's show.
Oh, and then also I've worked, I've been working hard on music, all my music's at StevieWeebyBandCamp.com.
Um, I'm working on a Gene Wilder concept stir crazy album right now.
Oh, great.
So, uh, that should be out in a few months.
Okay.
Good.
Yeah.
Thank you for being a bad.
One, two, three.
Thank you for being a bad friend friend friend.