Bad Friends - I Want To Be Ninja Returns!

Episode Date: June 8, 2020

We interview the woman behind 'I Want To Be Ninja', Jennifer Murphy herself. Bobby wants poo shoes after contemplating generational poo. Andrew decides he's a comedy elitist. Jules chooses Andrew over Bobby in Naked & Afraid. Thank you to our sponsors: http://shipstation.com code: badfriends & http://buyraycon.com/badfriends & http://hellotushy.com/badfriends Subscribe on YouTube: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube More Jenn Murphy https://www.gogirlmgz.com/jennifermurphy More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com/ More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com/ More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Produced by George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Download the free anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started Not that part not that part. What do we talk about? I don't even know but um, we're here Would you have an agenda in mind? Did you run out of gas? Well, I didn't fuck these fucking little ladies. Hold on be nice these little ladies in the house I what happened you guys you guys you know, here's that no over the last couple of weeks I haven't papa's been haven't been driving. So I we have one car on the house. I I give them the key. I go Go go ahead Go to the thing. Go ahead. Yeah, the beach whatever you go be free be free

But put the fucking gas in the car put gas back in the car root cuz I get in the car and it blinks I panic Do you guys not know how to put gas and you know how to put gas in the car? No, they don't know how to do it Oh, they don't know how to do it. So what are you gonna do? They don't know how to do it Learn me. I don't know You know, hi poo poo, how's poo poo turn the cameras on they're on. Oh, you're ready Are you I oh you're angry that we're late? No, I'm not angry. You're late. Well, you know, I don't like deception I don't this is what I don't like wait that was deceiving. No, I'll tell you what this was deceiving, huh?

Hey, Bob. Yeah, Andrew. Hold up. That's me. Sorry. Tell the group. Tell the people. It's me Hey, Bob. Hey Bob. Yeah, Andrew Uh, can we do Saturday? Hmm Then I have to call my all my people my assistant and I have to call I don't have one But I have to call you didn't have to do anything different No, I'm telling what I had to do. Okay Call my agent everyone didn't have to do that. Talk to your agent by the way

My manager they're dropping you know, they're all dropping you that's fine And we're all together conference call zoom everything right and go all right. Let's get back Well, what are we doing here Saturday? So drop Friday to switch things around. Yeah, move everything around because you're a busy boy I don't lie. I have a wedding to go to no, I said, let's do my friend Sean. Oh Sean yeah, you know Sean important Sean who I'm not saying his last name on the podium No, is the important to me. Yeah, but to me. No He's a good guy. He's getting married, but uh, that's why we had a switch. I was like, we can do Saturday. Let's do Saturday

Where's the wedding at? Here dude. It's at his at family's house. You can't do it. You can't go anywhere. I feel so bad Yeah, I feel so bad. I feel so bad, but I also as it's a backyard wedding. It's gonna be like a quick wedding Do you still people still bring rice? Do you bring you know how they bring rice and you throw it in here? It's good luck, right? Why are you looking at me like that? Why are you looking at me like that? Don't we eat it? No, I'm don't people bring rice to weddings Amazing, and you throw it in the air. Don't waste where well when it goes up there and you go You just catch it. No, no, no, we don't write and we don't throw rice. So you don't waste it, huh?

You don't ever waste rice. No, there's no way. It's yeah, there's so much throwing pizzas You know hit at a wedding. Really? Yeah Uncooked rice or Italian pasta. Yeah, that would be dope. Spaghetti. Just spaghetti dry spaghetti. Yeah. Yeah, that's spaghetti waiting We don't throw rice, right Jules. I didn't say we I mean humans humans still throw rice for weddings. They do you know what it's for, right? You know why you do that. Do you know what traditionally what that's for why it's to cleanse the the bride in the groom Oh, you know that I always thought it was like fuck Asians. It is I was trying to be nice. Yeah. No, it really is it is to cleanse the air. No, no, no, it's it's because we're anti-Asian

That's what it was. Yeah No, but I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna go to a wedding. I'm sorry. We had to move the date Thank you Rudy for being so malleable. I know you guys have a lot going on. I love when people send me videos of like Asian kids getting bullied by Like somebody sent me a video of the black kids bullying Asian kids where here. I don't know where I don't you know But they said no people said well, look look look at this and so there's a bunch of like the pit. Yeah the Asians against African-american. It's like but everybody bullies Asians. It's that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah, you're kind of yeah, yeah number and also to You know, there is no problem

With bullying Asians. No, there's no people are trying to incite this like, you know, well blacks and Asians They don't get along, you know, there is no we do get along. Yeah, I haven't really I've I've never heard that People say black and Asian don't get along. Well during the riots and stuff the last one. Yeah What they didn't get along then they didn't get along then well, but that was a different there was a different times of change to times have changed but I'm Stop sending me that shit. It's not gonna. It's you're not gonna. You're not gonna sway me one way or another. Uh-huh You know, no, I agree. Yeah, that's yeah, I don't know why they're sending it to you in the first place

Well, I don't know what they're trying to do. What they're trying to get me like get you all riled up No, no to also just to get me on the other side of this position of what's going on in the country What side do you think it would what side they want you to be on? to get me like I Don't know Yeah, I mean like not to like black people or something. I don't know. What'd you think of the last episode we did of? our show here No friends the final episode loved it. I loved I thought friends ended so well people got mad about it. I

Finally finished normal people. Yeah. Yeah, like it. God dude. I gotta tell you good Here's what it is the writing is so good when she gets into an she gets into a fight When when tell me cuz I'm gonna watch it now, okay? I'm not but I'm just gonna say like when she gets in an argument With the guy that she's dating Marianne she gets in an argument. Mm-hmm. They both talk like I've spoken before Are you a man? Both people talk like I've so I've gone. Oh my god I've said shit like that because you know how you really feel and you're not saying it and then the girl said stuff like that to me It's it's very real. Are you a man, right? Is it so real the way that they say it's are you a man? Am I a man? Yeah

This month watch man shit. What's man shit? Is that a show? New a new show. No on spike TV Man shit. You want to see men poop for 48 days straight? We gotcha Welcome back to spike TV with your host bubba bubba Bobby Lee Take it away. Now host the show Hi bubbly welcome back to man shit. You want to watch man poop? Okay, here they go Hey, what's up, bub? 46 I'm an app designer. What's the Kardashians do I watch the Kardashians? Yeah, that's not this is scripted television that we like it's good script well-acted television

What do you watch man up? What the fuck do you watch Bob and shit like go ahead and afraid Because you like seeing the dicks you want to catch a unblurred dick. That's what you're looking for the whole time No, I just want to see if like the editor fucked up. I watch naked and afraid. I watch Excel Oh, I like the Excel as well. I love Excel. Yeah naked in it Would you ever do it dude if they offered you and I to do naked and afraid together? Would you do it with me? It would be a three-minute episode Why we'd go out there and we go let's go. There's no way we'd be able to do it I could last you would not be able to last 21 days. I sort of last way longer than you

I would I would rather die. I'd rather die out there than have you beat me Dude, I would beat you so fucking you would have none of your vices no video games no cigarettes Bro, you wouldn't have legs, bro. I would eat them. I'm an athlete. It doesn't matter Yeah, I run right away from you. I know you could never catch me I would research the poisons that they have there. Okay, you'd be like, hey, are you getting going fishing? Yeah, I'm going fishing Andrew, but I'm not I'm going out and getting leave you think I would think you're gonna go fishing You would make me make the hut. Yeah, okay. I'd build the hut and you just sleep all Poisons and I would grind it up behind a tree right and then I would knock you out

No, you wouldn't yeah, and then you would have no legs the next day. I would eat them Where would you research where to find poison? Rudy what do you think would happen if we did naked and afraid together? If me and Tito Bob did naked and afraid would we both get we get kicked out early? You think we'd bail early? I think Tito Bobby will Be the first one to leave. Yeah, and then what would happen to me what I finished 21 days or no Get closer to the mic. I think you wouldn't that you would last long, but you won't we won't finish. I won't finish So let me just get this straight, Juliana

Let me get this right You think that Tito Bobby Would leave earlier than Tito Andrew. Just let you got you through you threw that out there Okay, good, and I just absorbed that information Right, and it's now in a file inside my head, and I'm gonna use that against you All right, you're being ungrateful. Do you have so much against her already? What people don't realize about me is is that? Yes, you're more physically

Able than I am fact Yeah, you're more physically able than I am oh yeah, oh yeah, and then you um you probably have I'll admit You have probably have more survival skills than Papa. Yeah, right, but what you don't realize have you ever camped? Have you ever camped once? My um one time I did when I was a kid. Where did you go? I don't know where it was that somewhere like in Yosemite or something, but like not in Yosemite It was like a town near it near it right and then I remember My cousin Andy and I woke up in the tent like at 5 30 in the morning, and we looked out and

My my uncle and my dad's tent gone What do you mean they packed up? Gone And so that mean Andy we're like what 11 10 9 10. Yeah, we're scared. Yeah, Andy the Bears got them And around 9 a.m. We're just shivering in this town. We wouldn't leave scared. We see my dad's car roll up They slept in a hotel So they made you think

You have fun And we're like, who are you? Oh, no the holiday in we slept with too cold It was too cold and we hungry. That's good. They made you men yet. No turned you in little men and I go I hate camping that was it. Yeah, will you will you camp with me? I? Swear to God you love I would come with you if it was logged or if we film we'll shoot it It'll be so fun. You'll love camping. I don't want waste the camping with you. I don't I need it be filmed Have you ever pooped outside? I put outside now. Oh, yeah, you have some your bathroom What have you ever pooped outside? I poop outside now what what I pooed. I'll tell you where I pooed last

That's outside my house. Yeah in the backseat of my Prius stop it in the car. You still own Not even in the bag all over the seats. Who's clean. Did you clear it? No, yeah colloquially cleaned it Why did you poo do that? What do you mean? Why I had to go Get out. No, I love that movie You pooped in the car. I was on where was I I was on the 101 Mm-hmm. It was trafficking trafficking. You're right. Is that a word? Yeah a lot of traffic Trafficking is found sounds more fun. Yes, trafficking. It was traficy and I have what I call um Irritable bow syndrome. No, I don't have that right I have

um, I Gotta go now syndrome. It sounds like I think that's the same thing. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but that's what I have are your bowels irritable No, do they get upset easily, but it comes on sudden like that's IBS 9-11. That's IBS It is that's what you're about 9-11 like you woke up. Yeah, yeah, that's me except except your pants are the buildings and shit I'm on the 101 and um It's traffic, and I'm just listen. I was listening to I wasn't just something good You were listening to

Oh You were listening to Pat Benatar. Yes, and I'm listening to Pat Benatar. Mm-hmm, and um, all of a sudden. Oh I'm gonna shit in the next 12 seconds. Your body just go. Oh, hey. Yeah wakes up And so I'm now trying to get off the 101. I get off the 101. Okay, but now The hole you're dilating my star my brown star, right? There's not a turtle head sticking out, right? Not a turtle head. No, but sheer water Acid e-water

Yeah, it's bubbling out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's about to erupt Yeah, it's like the wine islands before they over the it's a big way. Yeah, it's my yeah, it's Mount St. Helens. It's all right. It's waiting So I go oh I gotta just pull over right now. I pull over right now. I just stick my ass Right from the from the driver's side, right sit on it I pulled out my pants, and I just spray all over the backseat into the backseat Can you name some people that have ridden in the backseat of your car into the microphone right now?

Just name off some people that you've driven around coming Whitney Cummings crystal Yeah, I wrote has been in the backseat of your car or and then Um people are driving by yeah, you know, I mean and I'm like looking is anybody honking is a man I thought because I did a clever thing. Yeah, and I I parked in back of a one of those gigantic garbage things I Don't know at a restaurant in the back. Oh in the back. Oh, there was one on the side of the road So what you were there's a construction thing going on So there's a gigantic you didn't just want to get out of the car and poop right next to one of the bins

I couldn't even do that. You couldn't have get it. It was like no, I can't get out I'm doing it now. Yeah, it was an emergency and then I pooed one time. I had um Korean barbecue with my girlfriend. We did it We did one on 6th Street I want to say the place's name, but it's popular because it's cheaper and it's all you can eat 6th Street in Santa Monica. No 6th Street in Korea town. Oh Korea town downtown and as soon as we got out of there We're driving down Western bubble guts. I pull over off of one of the streets in Western Mm-hmm. I ran to a man's house and

Clial's like what are you doing? And I sprayed on the side of his house What do you what are you screaming at me? What are you doing? What do you wipe with nothing? You get pants up nature's breeze the air Yeah, nature's breeze pants up keep it moving. Yeah, damn Bob. I have like those Luckily, I've been quarantined and I have when I have those episodes. You're right to the bathroom I have three bathrooms. I got to tell you something dude as your friend. Yeah, and your therapist. No, you're not Mm-hmm. Go ahead. You have IBS. I don't that's irritable bowel syndrome. I have to go now syndrome That's what it's called. That's what it used to be called. Yeah, but they wanted to respect

They wanted to change it a little bit. Yeah, root. Have you ever pooped your pants? Yeah. Oh my god. So common Yeah, you've never pooped your pants one time in Japan one time in Japan. There we go one time in Japan I didn't technically poop my pants But a little and a little came out. Yeah, and I had to run into a little convenience mark Yeah, and in Japan it was it was I mean, I'm not kidding. Yeah, I'm not exaggerating. Yeah, two feet by two feet was the bathroom Have you ever seen these like it's just yeah. Oh god two feet by two feet. I had to shimmy off my pants and Underwear and everything as that my back is like touching the wall and I have to you know, like throw the poop

Underwear in the garbage bin and as I did it I missed just poop everywhere Poop all over the place. I mean it was dude. It was it was a 20-minute nightmare. Yeah, it was it was the most You know what's so funny about those it's embarrassing But for no reason no one knew I was the only one that knew mmm when you pooped yourself to people know or did just you know Yeah, but you got embarrassed, right? We're embarrassed when you do it's like some nobody knows unless you tell people yeah What happened wouldn't you do it in my school not this school in the Philippines in the middle of class Yeah, well because they wouldn't let you go to the bathroom You know, wait wait wait, yeah, you shit your pants and you sat there the whole time

She kid loves algebra Would you we were able to absorb any information after you did that? Yeah, wait a minute. How much longer do you think you sat? That's so long that's so long 20 minutes is like 20 hours. Yeah, what so you asked the teacher? Can I go to the bathroom and the teacher said no? Yeah, she said no just wait It's so what could you have said wait? I just shit my pants Teacher wait, I just did it. I just shit my pants, but she's so quiet that I believe that she wouldn't say anything 100% Yeah, you would ask one time politely and then when they say no, you wouldn't stand up for yourself and go lady I'm gonna shit myself if you don't let me out of here. What class was it? Do you remember?

History yeah, well those pants were history too. Yeah, did anybody smell it? No, no one said anything Yeah, I think they smelled it, but they didn't say anything It's so nice so nice that I couldn't happen here, you know my grandparents, you know I my parent my mother grew up in the same house that my great-great-great-grandfather They did in the same house like five generations of house if I was yeah, like since they're like early 1800s Where is it now? It's gone, but these and I remember it was like this, you know the walls are made out of rice paper Mm-hmm the ancient Korean-looking house

Yeah, and I remember as like a 12-year-old kid going to that house because he used to sleep there in my grandfather's room, right? Just hardwood and dark floor. Would you sleep on the floor? Yeah, you have these mats Yeah, like little like yoga mats and sleeps together, right? And I remember I had to take a shit as a kid, right? And they go okay cool and went out there and you know in Korea back then it's a hole in the ground Sure, a lot of places still hole in the ground. So when you look it's a gigantic hole and you could actually look down there And it's like just there's no sewage system right now, right? It's the earth so I remember thinking my great-great-great-grandfather shit is deep in there

Generations of my grandmother urine that's incredible shit is in there great great grandpa's poo poo Yeah, isn't the same imagine that that's cool. That's cool thinking that is really ancestry calm and that's all you need Yeah, that's all you need. It's gonna have a pool hole, baby So, um, but thank God we have a different System we have toilets here. Yeah, thank God. Did you ever been to Central America? I? Have your Costa Rica a lot of times the pipes can't handle so you have to toilet paper can't go in the toilet You got to put it in the in the bin. Oh Oh

Trash trash here. I that's people do it some people do it here. I'm blown away. Yeah, you do. Yeah, why? Because um, I clog up the toilet a lot you clog the pipes. Yes, you do My little I don't have girth the Eric Griffin shit. No, it's just yours. I feel like yours are snakey. They're long Yeah, yeah, okay, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah Yeah, yeah, that's true. I've had very very thin very thin long. Yeah, they look like a spaghetti Yeah, I just owe it quite that that my buttholes tight That's a good thing to have. Yeah, and also um mind I have two holes You have a penis hole. No, I have two buttholes

You have two buttholes my it was a burst effect. Yeah Are you being serious right now? No, I know Yeah, I always thought to myself that God if that'd be cool if God would have like kind of rearranged our systems What would you want the asshole at the bottom of the foot? Because it's super far away from you. No, you could have shoes, right? So I just imagine oh poo shoes No, you there's a shoe that opens up the bottom. Yeah, right and you could still be out in the street Talking to your friend you stick your fit foot inside a poop street toilet. Yeah, street hole. It's a little hole Yeah, and just yeah, Jim. Yeah, I'm going to work. I just taking a shit right now. But yeah, Francisco got just pregnant. Congratulations

Whatever, I had those conversations. You talk right through it. Yeah, it go more like this if I'm pooping Yeah, I'd logged in I clicked like I clacked in and like hey Bob. What's up? You know, so at 1230, I think I have to meet I have to meet those guys up in a room It would still feel good. Yeah, we feel good. Yeah, and as a citizen knowing what you're doing, right? I would like go do that again, right? So what do you have to do at 1230? Well, I'm gonna have to go to the third floor because I think Micah has some paper And I would look away

Do you see how I just looked away? That was so good timing look away the time and then I go and I go back because I don't want to Take away from your experience, right? That's so respectful. So respectful. I know that the do you fart out of your foot still? Oh, what are you gonna fart on your eyeball? No, it's funny. What if it out? What if it was out of your nose? Oh, yeah, yeah, that would be funny. What if your nose was like? Ship station. Hey guys, the bad friends podcast are gonna be having merch soon Yeah, we're working on the merch right now and we already use these people but we're gonna use them when we get our merchant Ship station is great. They help online sellers with any size orders to get them out very quickly save money on shipping costs And they keep you very happy. How do you keep track of who gets what which which shipping carriers should you use?

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It's just a fuck thing. It's just come only come only come only come. That's it. That's all it should be and maybe beer Yeah, whatever your beverage of your choice. Yeah, you could yeah one sack has come And then you can refill the other sack with a beverage of your choice Yeah, or your partner's choice and you can change the temperature of it, too Yeah, like a little if my client likes a little chardonnay. Yeah, you know little white wine in there No, why are you just put that in there? Yeah, I mean before like Bert Kreischer, you know, I mean you would be here Vodka, yeah, if you would suck your day if you could read his

Don't spread rumors. I'm not spreading. I was kidding You want to you want to talk about it? No, there's a big rumor going around. I don't even know about those rumors Bert Kreischer No, that's not how I talk about. All right. I love him. Hey, um, if you if you honestly, I thought about this the other day if you someone was like, hey One thing you get to choose one thing to change about your physical appearance. That's it It can't manipulate other things. You can't go this and also put this with it But I mean that's such a vague thing though. It's one thing you got to change. What is it? Rudy what is it for you? What would you would be the one thing you would change physically about yourself?

Or do you love yourself wholly and you wouldn't change anything Your nose was wrong with your nose Oh stop that shut up. You got a nice nose. Yeah, it's shut the fuck up. No, let's see That's not that's the watching anime and her career drama. That is because they don't have noses They have a little but they all get operations, but I know I've seen either cartoons. They draw them so Why do they do that? Is it cuz like Japanese noses tend to be thinner? Or eat also what what boggles my mind is Japanese animators make the eyes so wide

Like yeah, they're always yeah, and they have little gookie eyes You know, they're drawing it and I guess they're like, I don't like mine. I wanna like And they pick a big circle, right it's rebellion it's rebellion cuz they're mad and then they draw the digs big Why does it always blur? Why can't they show insertion in anime porn? You know you or in real Japanese porn you can't show it going. I don't watch that you've never you you don't know about So why is it I saw a Japanese anime porn once that wasn't blurred so you're getting like the PG probably watching at your hotel room We're back in the day when you would go off. Yeah

You weren't on the road back then. No, I was no but back in the day like in the 90s you would go on the road and go to hotel and And um, did all the porn would be like blurred or oh, I remember scrambled porn I love scramble or where you would live with yeah, yeah, yeah to a titty Did you would you ever rent movies in hotels? Did you ever rent dirty movies? I still do why oh no nothing since the internet? Yeah, I was just gonna have my iPad. Yeah, but you have before Yeah often dirty movies every time I was on the road never paid for him never said I just the idea Yeah, why I do something of VR. I did the VR. Do you have it? Oh, yeah, I want it I have an Oculus. Well, can I get one? Can I have it? That's the best is it really? Oh my god

It's like I have a friend that has one he said it's changed. Yeah, what's I had to stop do I took my I gave my brother one He had he had a stop because it was just it was just too much addicted Yeah, because what they have now is you know, you put it on and then they have the man's leg sticking So you can position your body like your legs. That's like you're there your legs, right? And then a girl will just walk in and go hey look at Rudy's face. Oh, yeah, yeah, we're not we're not gonna go into detail We're not gonna go into detail But your legs are sticking out. Yeah, and some girl walks in and goes hey, and then you for some reason go what's up? You start talking what's up?

Nothing. Yeah, and then she starts taking off your clothes. There you go. I will say where's Calyla Wait a minute is there is there choose your own adventure? Yeah, they're just different scenarios But you can pick as you go along. No, not at the time. That's what they need. Oh, they will they need to go Here's what I want next But then they'll do a thing where the girl will walk up to you and then she'll her head will come and whisper stuff in your ear No, that's so creepy. Yeah. Yeah, and and then you're like And already you're the common. Oh, sorry already the the the penal yeah the penal gravity plans, right and the and the Sperm secretions secretions for secretions, right? I'm the problem like yeah, just like the Hawaiian Islands

How much does this cost? Three porno what about the the the Oculus? I mean the occupancy is probably three four hundred bucks That's it, but they sold out like I got it right when the pandemic was pandemic starting So I bought two about got one for my brother The games are fun too as well Have you done the plank? Also? You know what I gotta do? I gotta bring my Oculus here. Yeah, and play the games What is plank? It's basically you you go in an elevator Right you press the button. Oh, I've seen this yeah, and you you go out on a plank and you jump off

Yeah, and people people like fall into it. I mean we have videos of her doing it Screaming it's pretty scary. I want to do. Yeah. Yeah, you'll love to do it Wait, they have a bunch of different scenarios where you get it Bar fight. I have a bar fight one. Well, you have the sticks, right? You walk into a bar get into a fight. Yeah And the guy's like we do here, right? Yeah, what's that? Right, and you throw a bottle out of him and he comes to do you start beating people up But then eventually like bigger people come in Is it kind of scary? Oh, it's pretty fun

When you start swinging you're like your life depends on here's what I'm saying. Is the scenario the same every time What do you mean say? What's up with the story? In scenarios with you when you do it once you can't do it again, right? Because then you've seen it before or the porn Or no, no, no the bar fight stuff like that like what's different like you go and you there's a western bar You just keep going into bars and you get into fights. Yeah, it's just a bar. It's a bar fights. Yeah. Yeah There's different kinds of bars. I'm thinking about it from production standpoint. How many bars they had to film this fake fight scene No, they're it's car. It's more video gamey. Yeah. Yeah, it's anime. No real people. It's not real. Okay. Yeah. Yeah

I love I love the idea of like real dudes be like, what's up? I'm having a swing at a camera man. Did you have like a friend that's like an actor friend that's not doing well who's in it? Oh There's Tom Yeah, I would fucking love that. I would too that would make me so happy to see someone. I know sitting in rocker going get him Yeah, there was a game called la noir. You ever see the play that came la noir. Yeah. I think rockstar made it Yeah, and you know nick you stuff in it No, yeah his voice

Him what do you mean? They animated his face and his voice Really? Yeah, and I and you can't get to him until the end of the game. And what do you even kill him? You have to kill him. I think you can. Yeah, so I I didn't even like the game But I just played it just so that I could get to him to kill him. Yeah, do you talk to him about it? Oh, yeah, I like that game was fun because you could drive by the comedy store That was kind of they did that in um grand theft in grid GTA. Yeah, yeah And they called it like the chuckle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just that ha ha ha all over it. Yeah. Yeah Somebody posted a clip

Somebody posted a clip today of a GTA clip where a dude A dude is just like getting into a fight with another dude and the cops are right there the cop cars right there And they're just like pie punching each other punching each other And it's like the moment a black guy comes in then the cops get out of the car. Oh, wow They don't do anything until then the guy just and the dude playing it looks at the camera just goes see See that's funny. Yeah. Um, how are you feeling now about this this week? We did that episode. Um And now um, we got a lot of comments a lot of positive ones as well I want we spoke our mind

I said the things I wanted to say you said what you said you wanted to say and I and I don't know I'm not gonna fucking listen to hate. I don't fuck. I don't fucking give a shit You know, I remember I called you and I was just like a little paranoid about it I was like, I'm not gonna give a shit. I'm not gonna give a shit. I'm not gonna give a shit I remember I called you and I was just like a little paranoid about it. But you were I'm I'm a completely changed man Yeah, I can feel that the energy is significantly different. Yeah, I don't give I don't care now I genuinely don't care how people feel about how I feel about things. Yeah, you believe what you believe And I also believe I'm right. That's

Yes, that's fine. That's what I'm saying like universally Right, sure. Yeah, I'm not here to debate. Yeah We're talking about, um Human beings here. Yeah, and I'm gonna fight the right for human beings to exist. Yeah, and to be treated equally. Yeah, that's all and um Also, I have to admit Seth Rogen really kind of got me. He made me laugh He was trolling people that wrote all lives matter on twitter and wrote and just writing. Fuck you Yeah, that that see that and don't watch my movies. Yeah, don't watch my movie and that honestly

I want to be honest with about Seth. Yeah, that inspired me Yeah, because I'm like, oh Because he's on the right side of history So he knows that I think and he's like at this point. We're talking about You know People's lives. So I think you can you can do that. Here's what I would say I agree with you. I liked what he said. I think it's funny Whether or not you disagree with Seth and do you think he's on the wrong side of history or the right side of history?

What I really love about that regardless is He's sticking to his brand. He's going no, no, no This is how I feel if you don't if you don't want to agree with me fine Don't watch my shit. Like that's what inspired you to be like. Fuck it. I'm gonna feel the way I feel It doesn't matter that people aren't gonna agree with you. Just feel the way you fucking feel Let me just dial back a little bit. Yeah Back in the day when the first african-american girl was integrated into You know a white school

There were probably people there saying that that girl and the people that support her are on the wrong side of history But she's not Martin Luther King Isn't the wrong there's only one side. That's the right side of history Look at look at history. What I'm saying to you. No, no, what I'm saying to you. You're right. I heard no about your opinion No, no, no, no, no, that's not an opinion Okay It is your opinion. I understand people have other opinions. They can have them too

but those Events in our Near history. Yeah, is the right side of history. Yes fighting for people's rights. Yes is the right side of history I completely agree. Okay. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, you know, I agree. I'm saying people are going to disagree with us That's fucking nature. I'm gonna stick with how I feel. I don't fucking care And I'm probably gonna get fucking kicked off twitter. I didn't know you couldn't say cunt I called Laura Ingram a cunt. Yeah Tushy, do you have a butthole? Well, this ad is for you

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So a couple weeks ago we talked about someone who made a song on the internet It's from a while ago It popped back up in my feed somehow on youtube Probably because of this podcast and uh Uh, she reached out to us and she wanted to come on the show and we said, okay, let's talk Let's come on the show because she said she wants to explain her position Yeah, and all that stuff so ladies and gentlemen without further adieu gen murphy Jennifer murphy

I want to say this. I I think the song is extremely catchy. Yeah, right Um, I if I was at your party, I probably would have danced Right Um, because usually when I listen to music though, I don't really listen to the lyrics really right I just like the tone of it right so I like the tone of it You know and I like you heard the lyrics. Would you stop dancing and go wait? Wait a second. What was I would just be like Am I not clan rally? I'm kidding. I'll get it but um, I know that the song is cute and um

Yeah, I think if I if I was your friend and I knew you and we were at the party I don't think that I would have been offended at all. Well, there was a young Asian woman there That she says she's close friends with yes, who's uh, Chinese you said she's Chinese you told me, right? All right, right and she supports the song, huh? I did not know her yet the night of the party. She came with a friend of mine Um, I had about five or six Asian friends there, but I don't usually count how many of which ethnicity I have lots of friends of all types. Um, I'm founder of go world wide to empower girls and women so I have a very diverse group of friends and business partners and

Women that come to my event So it never even registered that I better make sure I have enough Asians in the background when I do my ninja song Most of my friends know I'm a youtuber I drive a kid's barbie deep and I'm self deprecating and I'm just a big dork and I'm a comedian So I thought, you know, I've been working on this ninja song. It's pretty cool And I'm launching my my my murphy bed store. Why don't I just do my latest song? And so my murphy bed partners were like, well, how does it tie in and I said, well the first line I shut my murphy bed Okay, if you really want to do it

So that was the first time I ever performed my ninja song I obviously went all out and and it it did strike me. I had started performing this song and I'm like, oh She's she's Asian and she's right here and she was fine and She doesn't know me and she doesn't know my youtube videos and I didn't even realize she she didn't really even know english at the time so You know, I felt bad but I was already You know, that's the funniest thing Jen that's the funniest thing I've ever heard She didn't speaking was she trapped there? What is it? Why was she there day two of her being in america?

You know, she was just totally emerged into, you know, orange county at that moment and It's a weird place to land it's interesting how life works and I did get to know her and she's a total sweetheart She's come to some of my go-girl events and does she speak english now? She does Much better english Okay, so let me let us ask you some questions. Let's break this up. Let's ask some questions. So so um Do okay One let's start with this you the partners of the murphy thing when you did it

You said I want to do a song and they said, okay Well, what does that have to do with murphy beds and you said well? I talk about a bed in the first five seconds, right? But after that it has nothing to do with beds right Well, what is it about? I don't understand. It's about who's chow. Yeah. Yeah. What is the song about? Maybe we have to Maybe no, yeah, there is a backstory Um, and it is funny because a lot of people want to just assume

I'm an asian hater or a racist or what the heck is this song all about and right there is a rhyme or reason to it But um, it takes a little explaining Uh, so I'm friends with a guy named peter and he likes to impersonate mr. Chow on the hangover He kind of looks like him and he can do that a Accent that ken does In the movie and so he said Jen. I want to be in one of your youtube videos I'd love to do that. Let's collab and so I started thinking about it And how could I work him in and then one of my clients that I I make videos for companies and we try and make them viral videos

And this company said hey, we want you to do something where you are doing like a Saga thing with like a villain and it's you versus him and I'm like, hmm Hey, maybe chow could be like a ninja in this and so that kind of got my wheels spinning and then He was all about it We started filming this and then I thought oh a song would be really cool And then he steals my barbie jeep and then we're like at it But at the very end we make up and we become friends And so as I started writing this song

I thought you know part of my blonde persona that I um that I You know have in my youtube character and I try and be self-deprecating and act like I'm a dv blonde and And and so I thought well part of me thinking I'm becoming a ninja is assuming his accent like trying to sound like him too And I thought okay, it would be kind of funny I won't do it, you know And so we're in the recording studio and my sister juliana. She helped me with a lot of my projects Dennis my my my

Um producers there and we had a few other people, you know, I don't think we had an asian in the mix Which probably would have been a good idea. I think I it's safe to say there's no way there was an asian in the mix If there was one asian, I bet they would have gone I don't know. Do you think in retrospect you you think in retrospect you you wouldn't have done the accent You think in retrospect you wouldn't have done the accent Now, you know what you're sticking with it a lot of asian friends and they all think it's funny But they also know where I'm coming from I'm proud of that. Yeah, okay. You know what I listen I've now listened to your point of view

I I know the journey now to the song. Yeah, right You're also a comedian, which I didn't know I I literally didn't know anything about you in the video So I just thought you were just when you say comedian. What do you mean? You mean you do comedic videos online? Yeah, she does. She's comedian. She does youtube videos Probably 300 funny youtube videos. I drive the kids Barbie deep. I act like it's my real car Okay, I write lots of different songs with the usually with the message of in fact I have my sun chart right here It this is all of the different ways that I try and Jenna's on a mission to ignite joy spread smiles and empower

Yeah, yeah, okay And so I'm a goofball and I make fun of myself And in this case scenario, you know, I was making my fun of myself for being a blonde thinking I had to sound like him and I do remember being in the recording studio saying wait, that could maybe that where I say Like on the big screen. I go, let's not be screened. Let's just say screen Because it does keep the accent lose the alliteration I actually pulled back I pulled back a little here and there because I would never want to hurt somebody. You know, that was the last thing that I would

Think do you think perhaps it's do you think in retrospect being genuine? I'm not attacking you. Do you think it is a little bit insensitive? I you know what? I think if you see it in the with the context and yeah What is you I have a lot of people I've run it by because I don't want to make a mistake, you know, moving forward, especially right now Yeah, but I do think that I'm so goofy and I'm clearly making fun of myself I actually I I adore all people But I especially have a thing for for Asians because my first inspiration to do youtube videos was Ryan Higa Back, you know, me get he good that channel and back about like 12 years ago And I thought and one of his first videos was how to uh, how to be ninja and I thought it was so great

I've always loved ninjas and so for me like, you know, and I went to china But Jen but Jen he's hold on. He's um, he's asian Yeah, you know, but you know what come on you guys make fun of all We do we do You can I want to defend her. Okay. Yeah, you can Thanks, Bobby. Thank you. You were a little rough on me, but I don't blame you because you didn't Well, you said this girl she's a rich orange county. She can't climb a tree where it's, you know, I grew up in Oregon Well, I think I think I probably was meaner. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember

Okay, I want to say though that I um Number one. I hadn't I thought you were just some drunk girl At a party. Yeah, who wrote the song 10 minutes before All right, Europe's pre you performed it and then um, I didn't know anything about you So when you watch it in that context You go wow And also, you know, you know, I've seen not you specifically, but you know, I've been to orange county and um You know

There's a very conservative Conservative area Irvine, right? They're they're more right wing. That's probably in california the most right wing area Right. Yeah, probably southern. So and then when I see the scope of the audience because I have eyes, right? It's one asian girl and generally mostly white people. It's all white people and you're singing this um ninja song Yeah, I think I was a little offended when I saw it, but now when I know that You know that they That you're a canadian, right and you do

you can't comedic videos and um that um I think that I give you more of a pass, you know, I'm not I'm not gonna give you the pass Bobby can't give you the pass. I'm I'm taking the pass away now. You can't uh, well, here's my thing I understand what you I think I understand what you think the intent was but I just think it's um You know, ryan does that stuff because he's asian we can it's easier for us to make fun of ourselves But you saying ninja Making fun of myself being a blonde

But you're but you're doing but when doing an an a a stereotypical asian accent You're making fun of me Right Right, right. It's it's a teeter. Well, let me show let me show you something real quick. Jen. You sent me this one Let's watch this watch this There's a video Jen never no one's ever seen this Jen sent me this and this is her she actually went to she went to where did you go? These are just random clips. I haven't edited it completely. All right, let's take it. Let's take a look at this. It's just a montage of footage

How to throw a ninja star How to hit hard Okay, is this an orange county? Yeah Laguna And then at some point at some point you do go to where do you where do you go in this video? I went to china. Oh, okay. You went to china This thing hi

Are you performing here in the street? Yeah What no, what were you doing your song? I was just getting clips, you know seeing what kind and they loved me and and they were so sweet Everyone wanted a photo and um, they especially loved when I had ninja ninjas are from japan They are japanese. No, but that's another part of my blonde character if rime. All right, okay Yeah, and then I'm thinking well, they're from japan, but it's kind of funny that my you know I think and I knew that would you know what sometimes as comedians we kind of push the envelope a little bit, right? We sure do

And then this is um, and then this is you again. You're in this is still in china Probably yeah And then you're at a temple And this is money on the street. Did you did you get donations for something or is that a bit? When I play my tiny guitar I often get tips. Oh, wow, and then you're And then uh I think I'm almost a ninja Yeah, so I had a lot of fun when I was there um look at that old perverted asian man. Look at yeah

I see. Yeah. He's not looking at her back of her head. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah Yeah, so what I will say Is that when I performed the song at my murphy bed party? It was more for me to just perform it because I wanted to it was new and then I plan to do the music video Yeah, but then I put let me just test it out see what my followers on youtube think of the song I put it on my youtube channel kind of forgot about it for a couple of months and then Um a guy named angry asian man who's a blogger on red. I know him Because okay, I personally know him

He took a screenshot of me with the girl behind me and then did a ride up and said, you know Races white woman da da da and it got a ton of people jumping on it But he actually didn't call me a racist. He said at the end of it. I don't think she's actually racist But the title and then everyone jumped on it But you know, I wish I wouldn't have posted me performing it at the party out of context that and you know I didn't think it would go viral. I thought yeah once I music video it puts it in context people will understand my My humor and I'm making fun of myself Jen here's the here's the thing. Okay

Is I don't think I have a problem with the song Or now I'm thinking back now. I have an opinion now. Okay, um or or The context of the song or the the lyrics I don't have a problem with the rhyme or even the musical background. I think I have the problem with the accent Right And the problem with it is is that growing up as a kid, right white people that look like you not you specifically And I have a lot of white friends Would come up to me and they would do this and they would do the accent to my face

And then they would throw a rock at my head, right and they would bully me Right, and I think when when you when you see white people now in 2020 whenever that was filmed, right? It was a while ago, right? How many years ago seven four and a half five years five years ago, right? It gives me you know, it really does give me PTSD, right? And I don't think that you're a racist. I just don't think that you were mindful and being really aware and conscious You know, and you didn't really think it through. Yeah, so, you know, I think that um from now on I'm teased as a little girl. I understand there is things and yeah, it's a little different It's a little different

But Jen you you still Yeah, but even if you grew up poor and um, you grew up I was teased for a lot of different reasons. Yeah. Yeah I'm just saying there are a lot of jokes people do and I could go well, I take offense that I take offense that Yeah, I can you guys do jokes about people with different accents and bobby I saw a clip of you on stage and you were talking about hey So why do they have to look for ninjas when they come through to security tsa the ninjas? They just go they go in and they're on the you know in the they're already in the play you

You switched over to that type of an accent and so that's because I'm asian though. He's asian But you know what that's I don't that I don't think I know but it's it's like, you know I don't say the n-word in front of a Ever in front of a black person, especially but black people say to each other because they have a pass Right. Could you ever do like a valley girl? Like, you know, yeah, because people are the um, yeah, because valley girls have never had suffered oppression There's never been like an oppressive moment of valley girls that weren't given Opportunities or weren't given. Hey, look, no one no

a comedian like you I need to be able to I need to be able to make fun of everything but without a mean spirit Yeah, but you just but here's the thing when when you say like we don't like we all we oftentimes make off-color jokes or or uh, or You know, we we talk we we talk a lot of dumb shit Um, but context means almost everything as a comedian So like the way we do it or the subject involved it matters a lot So when you say like, oh, I should be able to do an act Asian accent. It's like, yeah, sure I guess I mean you just have to understand context is going to mean everything

So the way it's received is going to be contextual. So no one knows How you really feel they're going to take at face value people know how we feel on this show That's why we talk so freely But people, you know people that do know me or that follow me they understand They'll know I you know, I with if you look up the work I've done for the last 12 years I have given my heart and soul any money I make in business. I put right back into right everything to help Unify women and she's

Jenny, we're not saying that you're a bad person. We think that you're a good person. I'm not saying that I don't I'm not even calling you a racist I feel like because I Because I'm white and blonde. I am such a different. I'm putting a box and Yeah, so if I can't do a funny Asian accent what I can't do a funny Hispanic accent I can't do you think you're not allowed to do accents because you're Because you're a blonde white woman. You think it's um, you think that's why that's the reason why Well, why can other comedians do accents and it's okay?

Um, it really depends on who's doing the accent and what's the context behind it, right? Like, you know, I think that's more of it than anything It's not like a Pity party. It's like I can't do something because I'm blonde. It's not because you're blonde. It's it's got to be context Right. It's everything got asked to have some sort of contextual message to it But for you, you just want to be You say you you say you play the character of a goofy blonde, right? Are you a goofy blonde in real life? Who's who's who? Blonde with the brain. I kind of take my own real personality and then I heighten it. I'm a little clumsy. So in my videos

I'm super clumsy But I'm very intelligent, you know, I was on the apprentice Donald Trump I but I because I want to break the ice and You know get through to people I do a self-deprecating thing even at my seminars and things I try and laugh at myself And I try and make light of things and I drive the barbie Do you think that's always I drive down the damn road and I get pulled over by cops Why are you doing but if it gets some views and it makes people laugh?

Yeah And that's something that I'm really glad you guys had me on your show because you could have said Now let's just you know, let it be you guys have given me a chance to say who I am and I really appreciate that And I see you guys love what you do. You're both really good. You're really fun And we need that right now. We need positivity. Well, Jen. Let me let me say this to you I appreciate we appreciate you. Yeah, but let me say this When you say self-deprecating You got to be self-deprecating

Do you know what I mean? Like if you're saying if I'm being self-deprecating, I can't if I'm being self-deprecating about me being a redhead I can't be a redhead making fun of I can't make fun of being a redhead But then do an asian accent. Do you know what I mean? Because I'm not asian So if I'm doing self-deprecation, I'd have to go I'd have to go Hey, I'm just a dumb ginger. I can't go. Oh, I'm a dumb a ginger. I mean it would it wouldn't it that doesn't that's not the same thing So you can't if you're gonna make fun of yourself for being a dumb blonde You got to just be make fun of yourself for being a dumb blonde

We appreciate you coming to speak your speak your peace Um, I will say this you keep thriving keep doing your thing. Don't read comments I I try not to because they're gonna like you We get ripped apart and you know Jen. I don't read a good person. I just You know just this is just a suggestion. Maybe not do the accent. No more ninja. How about no more ninja? Write a new song. Maybe no more ninja. Write a new song. How about this? We'll help you write a song called A bit how about we'll write a song called a goofy dumb blonde and we'll write it with you and then we can I'm serious We'll do a song called we'll do it. We'll do a collab like a if you want to do

We'll do a collab called uh, you know something like a orange county blonde or something like that We're blonde wigs and get into the All right, Jen, we we appreciate you very much Jen. You have a great rest of the day We're off we're offline Is she's so tone deaf? That I I got to the point where I was just like We just you were very nice. I was wasn't he exceptionally nice. You were very nice Once I realized you made me hold my tongue. I was once I realized right that we're dealing. I've dealt with people like that Right. She's tone deaf. Yeah

And for when she when she tried to equate her childhood To my childhood same thing she grew up in Oregon I know but people used to make fun of her in Oregon They used to say look at you. I know girl Yeah, here's the thing she's she's gonna watch the episode she's gonna see um, yeah Uh, I will stand by my point very obviously. I think people that know me would obviously know that I I held I did very good I did very good at being nice and calm. I what did not get me. I know you were saying slow down Yeah, no because I hear there was because I wasn't gonna be me minutes in I wanted to get out

I know me too, right three minutes and I go. Oh, I could feel your energy. Yeah, my energy was like I'm out Yeah, right. Yeah, so then I was just playing nice. Yeah, because I don't want to also, you know I I I think that she is in her heart Not a bad person. Of course. She's probably not a great person. She just doesn't have the um, that um, she doesn't have the uh, She doesn't have any social context to why any asian friend who's a real asian friend would go Don't do that. Oh, so any asian friend would go. That's not okay. Are the oppressor you can't you know, I mean Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean dude you're you're we're talking to each other here And also what made me laugh was like that asian chick

Didn't know english and it's so funny the fact that when she went to school probably her first words that she learned was you are a racist The first words she probably learned So that she could tell her that you know what I mean? Oh, she's out by my neck. This is it

Yeah, and she probably said that you know, oh my god. It's uh, what do you think Rudy? Let's hear rude's opinion Yeah, I always like to hear what Rudy has to say. I mean people know what we're what we feel about it I don't hate the woman. I think it's just very she it's just it's just tone deaf It's just very it's very um, especially she's an attractive white very white right She has money you can see from you know the backdrop, you know, I mean, she's right even even if she doesn't the point is like you know, I'm just you know, and She has every right to defend her point of view. Sure. That's why we let her do it

And I don't think that we have to persecute her. I think that People's opinion. I think she's been persecuted by the internet. I think if this comes out Yeah, this is gonna be very difficult for her. It's coming out. I know it is I know so that's why I don't think that we needed to really do much I didn't need to be we don't want to be mean people will have their opinions But she also might get a lot of followers. Here's the thing. She I'm sure she's not a bad person I think she just when we live this is something I talked about with a friend when we live in a certain area And we don't get to like leave an area. You you you're your views of almost everything will be um

Kind of sing singular because no one's telling you you don't have one person going Hey, you know, what else is different than that that I feel da da da when nobody says that Um, you know, then you kind of don't have any opposing views. I also have to say that Yes, I've seen Chris Dalia do accents from a different land. Mm-hmm. I've seen you do accents From a different land. Yeah, right. Yeah, but it's context. It's not only that. It's funny You know what I mean? It has to be tied into A really strong punchline and there's got to be a point To it. Yeah. No, that's that's what I that's what I kept trying to explain right because you I've seen you, you know

Be very supportive of Hispanics for instance. Yeah, I talk about how much I love fucking Yeah, yeah, that's I love Mexican people. That's the foundation of the bit right and then when you do accents You know, it's funny because we get what the context is right because the context is I'm supporting a group Right, this isn't supporting a group. It's just joking about the group. She's just doing the accent Right. Yeah. So I think that's the problem Well, I and it's hard to explain con the word context, but context and comedy is a very yeah, it's literally it's it's hard to explain that like Dude, I did I did a whole bit about and there's a true story when I was in Costa Rica. Yeah, I saw Costa Ricans

Hate people from Panama south coast. It's it's a they violently hate each other. They fight each other all the time I watched a guy Getting his fucking face kicked in by two guys. Yeah, and I asked the guy that was with us I said, dude, what the fuck is going on like right outside of this hotel and he goes and I did the accent when I do the bit I say he now he says this guy. He says, where are you from? He says, uh, no, where are you from? Yeah, and he says penny more motherfucker and uh That was he for him, you know, he fucked him up

His friend come he said he's from Panama. They fucked him up bad And I tell the joke in the accent because I'm giving context of what's going on, right? I'm not making fun of that's what happened Right, that's literally what happened and also let me say this she brought up my ninja joke Which I haven't done in 18 years. I don't even know what joke that is I know you don't know I did on the tonight show and after I did it then I just never did it again But yeah, but you you're you're asian not only that in my asian. I say one thing. Yeah, you cannot see me That's that's all I say right, but it's in the context of that's the last line of a three minute bit Yeah, right, so she doesn't

Oh my god for her to come bring that up It was interesting. No, it's not interesting. It's just that I can do the fucking accent. I'm fucking asian right She says she doesn't stand by that What do you think rude? Oh my god, I want I want to hear it uh I think she's a good person but then

I don't know her going to china and saying that It's I mean going to china and doing The ninja thing doing the ninja stuff is really not really funny. No, no, well, that's kind of fucking crazy. Yeah Oh my god, what is she doing? She's performing. She was performing uh for I mean this this was this was very um Look and it's funny because people would say that like like let's just remove the word racist because people like to throw around the word racist a lot Right, you know Like I said to her I said it's just extremely deaf. It's very insensitive. It's very like you don't understand that like

None of these people are going to come up to you And go hey, this is fucked up. Don't do that They wouldn't sound like that None of these Fucking exit that I it's in context. None of these people are gonna come up to you. Yes, and go, excuse me We have fun As I'll give you the go ahead. I'm Asian. Go ahead. What you do is a wrong

racist white lady Okay, oh good. Yeah, no one's gonna say that. Yeah, because they're fucking because you're a white american girl Who they're right? Isn't that the god? It's like they're not gonna say they're gonna go let that crazy white american girl This is what I expected from her You guys I just you know looking back at doing that video. I thought so too sensitive that I did that I'm so sorry. Yeah, no, and I'm I started an organization to you know called no more no more asian accents No more asian accents or whatever it might be, right? I thought that was good I didn't think she was gonna come here and just defend that point of view. She went ham. She went ham on us

Rudy Rudy said the right thing. I I'm sure she's not a bad person at all. I think people have good hearts But but it did it piss you off a little bit. Yeah Yeah She did you know, she did the apprentice with trump She said that and she and uh, there was a whole like CNN thing a while when he was running that uh, he he kissed her and she was like I wasn't offended by it Yeah, like he just kissed her by the elevator. Oh, we should have asked I didn't want to get into the depths of trump. No, we should ask who she supports. I can order making this

What are you talking about? She did. I just told you. Yeah, jennifer. Let's see if we can pull this up jennifer murphy Trump kiss I've seen the clip before. Yeah, here it is here. You want to see this? Oh, that's her. Yeah, you want to see this She went on CNN and talked about not being offended. This is when trump was running That is her sure is I Sound like my dad sure is. Yeah, let's hear. It's only a minute long

Um, but but can you tell us that the kiss itself happened at trump tower at some point? You know, so this is something that frustrates me about the media and journalism I mentioned at one point. Yes, he kissed me on the lips, but that's what they want to focus on It was a small kiss It was after he had fired me on the apprentice He called me the next day and said I still want to give you an opportunity to work for me I was very impressed with you. So after several meetings and getting to know him more He walked me to the elevator at one point

And he did reach in and give me a little kiss and I was a little surprised But I wasn't offended and I could have turned away And I I really think that we need to take these incidents into account and make sure that we don't let the media Spin anything out of control and put words in our mouth And that's why I'm excited for the opportunity to show me this video before she comes on I wanted to show no no no you show it before Why don't you show me this before she comes on because I knew the reaction was going to be different That's very clever of you. Yeah, because then it would have been a completely different interview

Now if now now we put it into context Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right people burn her alive I'm kidding. No, it's just wow. I'm sweating. It's so hot in here. It is very hot Wow, that whole thing was you know, it was a cosmic experience for me. Thank you I feel like you I wanted you to have it like that. Yeah, but can I tell you why? Yeah, honestly? I know you well enough to know how you react to things Yeah, and and lately shit's been weird and wild. Mm-hmm. Okay. Mm-hmm And uh, I want to say this how you reacted

was impressive Because I thought you were gonna be a little bit more blunt and you were you're and what proves to me is you're You're a really good person and you don't like hurting people. You don't you know that And and and you just you you always usually you usually take the right steps. You almost always take the right steps, Bob

Yeah, no, you really do. You're really a good person Just because you disagree with her and you don't like her and both of us don't agree with what she does You don't um feel like uh, you need to yell at somebody and and make them feel awful because it doesn't earn you anything But because we made fun of her for two episodes. I'm shameful though Huh, I have a feeling of shit. Let's just be real here. Go ahead. There is a feeling of shame When she was on that I didn't go after her more Mm-hmm, and the reason why is because I've been conditioned. Yeah through my life. It's just to let white people act the way they do Mm-hmm, and um, well, I mean I stood up for you

I know you stood up for me because I knew that my white friends would well because I don't like it I know I don't like it either, but I I even checked myself and I'm now thinking about how I behaved just now right and and because of all the things that are going on in the world and um I'd have to change that about myself Yeah, yeah, maybe we just learned a good lesson. I don't defend myself. I you know, you know, I When a cop pulls me over I'm very shy. I'm sorry Officer, you know, and I you know, and I let people talk to me in a certain way

And just because I think I um, I kind of subconsciously know The white rules, you know the white rules. Yeah And um, there's a there's a bit of shame that comes along with that I think a lot of Asians are that way. We want to stay quiet And we don't want to be seen. Well, that's why I just said I'm not I wasn't joking around That's why no one in that square said anything to her right because I think that now I'm no longer to be like that. You should voice your fucking thing. I'm tired of it. Yeah good voice your opinion I think it's coming out in certain different ways

And it comes out vocally around my girlfriend at home I'll just say things, you know Like fuck that. I'll rage out. Yeah, right. But then when I'm in society You know, I mean, I just I know this matrixy kind of this rule or this this world that was built around me And I have to kind of live amongst and navigate through it navigate through it And I know I just I think that that doesn't do Me any service. I don't think it does people that look like me any service and I'm quite frankly tired of quiet Asians

Speak the fuck up Yeah, I'm I'm tired of Don't I mean rock the boat You know, we're doing great in this country. Right. Let's not state our opinions. I'm tired of All that and because I am somebody that really truly Bel believes in certain things that I don't want to say right now, you know, yeah, and um Yeah, so that whole thing with Britney. What's her name? Jen Jen but she to me she sounds looks like a Britney. Yeah, you know

The whole thing with Jen was and actually a cathartic experience from is that the right? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. Um I was blindsided by head I kind of wanted to see how that was going to work out. Yeah, I was in awe of her But I'm in a negative way. Well, you here's here's what here's what I'll say I know what you're saying and I know what the aloof. She doesn't get it. Yeah, it doesn't get it. Oh my god I couldn't believe it Well, and I kept looking at jewels going let's cut it off right and the jewels kept going she can see you All right, and then you know, wow, what I well here's what I've learned from situations like this

I knew I wanted to say more Right, I did too. Yeah, I did too. But also. Yeah, I knew I know that I'm not gonna change her mind And it's not gonna and it's not gonna be a good back and forth if I just belittle someone on our show I'd rather have her speak her peace And let everyone figure it out on their own. I also didn't want to be a comedy elitist I am I know you are when she said comedian. I understand that

Bothered me so much thing happens with me whereas I go Don't be a comedy elitist because I don't like it when it happens to me There are there's a hierarchy above me, you know, yeah, but you're a literal comedian Yeah, I understand I understand that I'm a legitimate comedian big difference I know but you can't just say that a big difference because it's every and you can just say that I understand that you said it and you can say it but just listen for a second, okay that

Just because you're not past at the comedy store or any of these clubs, then you're not a comedian I know what you mean. There's there's comedians that aren't just stand-ups, right? Right. There are different types of comedians that I've learned over the oh, yeah, yes You know, I mean if you're in sketch in my Comedy elite mind. Yeah, is are you in the friday saturday company at the groundlings? Because if you are then you're like or you're just a sunday company or even if you're taking You know a course there. Yeah, I'd be like. Yeah, you're legitimate or you're you're you're you're UCB or you know seconds here wherever it might be

You could call yourself a comedian. Yeah, right if you're um If you do youtube videos are popular and you're doing it with legit people or what not like, you know, I would say that so The defining line tends to be if you're funny I kind of right that's kind of how it goes. Yeah, it's kind of like are you funny you throw the air on it? It's like a sweatshop in here, and that's a joke that we can't say I am I just said it. Oh my god Oh my god, man contacts brought up that ninja joke. Oh my god. I couldn't believe it I'm like, yeah

Well, here's my thing is uh, I'm just in shell shock. I have PTSD from that experience Well, we look we I we all held back and we did the right thing and we were very nice And we want to thank our producer grundle for setting that up. Say thank you grundle. Mm-hmm. Say thank you grundle Thank you grundle. You have to if you're not if you're not from california Where she's from Okay, urvine orange county that area right is highly conservative, which I don't mind if you're conservative. I don't give a fuck Right It's generally white

Yeah, it's very white. It's very white I do great numbers in urvine. Do you Yeah, yeah, I do great number. I get a lot of business there. Yeah I love my orange county folks. Yeah, I get what it is. It's like, you know, san diego People go, oh, you grew up in what great weather. It's very conservative. I didn't get any Women until I moved to LA because they didn't want to date an asian. Yeah in LA. It's more multicultural Right, they're a head thinking in san diego still back then Was very like, you know, very white. Yeah, and I grew up with that. Yeah

so, um So in in that in that context of hurts and where she grew up and just Just knowing the video and just having her try to you know, I mean defend her position was just um Ah, that was the wrong move jen Oh, I feel bad for you right now. Yeah, I was picked on for being a redhead Very often as a as a young man So my defense mechanism was to be mean and make fun of people and embarrass them

Or physically fight them or I would fight. I just wanted to fight people. It was just a defense mechanism, right? When I got older, I learned how to use that and embrace it and make fun of it But I didn't do it with an asian accent. Yeah, that also brings up a point because I just you know, uh I've been thinking about this a lot for a long time That I was bullied to it as well By my father By and people online are like you always play as a victim. I'm fine. I'm killing it. Yeah, we're doing great Killing it alive. I'm not a victim. No, you know, I I I'm not, you know, letting people

I don't want people to feel sorry for me. No, you just speak about your experiences. Yeah, so but I was bullied by my dad. I was bullied as a kid You know, you know, I was the guy that would they would dangle my head on the toilet And it plus the toilet and my head would go in swirly swirly. That's I always wanted to do that I was a kid in the locker. Yeah, they put me in the locker for two days. Did you really get stuffed in a lot? Yeah? Yeah Yeah, and I remember, um When I lived in Minnesota, they used to throw snow ball like ice balls at my head Eskimo and they would yeah, yeah in the snow. They would call you an eskimo and I would run. Ah, you know, oh man

Did you ever laugh while you were running away? No crying. You it was really hurting you Did you ever pretend my point is did you ever pretend like you were enjoying it? No with ice balls and my head be leading. No, no, you know what I'm saying. No, I never did you never played it up No, I would I would eventually I would get mad and just be angry But did you ever want to fight but without those experiences? I don't think I would be where I'm at Right It strengthened me. Yeah, I think in many ways bullying You know

Because those bullies that I grew up with where are they? I fucking know where doing their doorman. You know, I mean Careful the bullies. I mean doorman is a good job. Some people are great job Yeah, you're saying you're saying where the bullies are is probably not where you are. That's a better way to say it No, that's not it. Let's not Let's not attach a title to it Right the people that are bullies are not successful. I don't know if I would have been a comedian If I didn't go through all the experiences that I thank god for bullies

I mean it. I mean it. You think stan lee didn't get bullied. You think he was the cool guy You think stan lee was walking out of class going who's gonna suck stan lee's dick between fourth and fifth period? Yeah, no, he was probably got the shit beat out of him because the the inner voice I will show you One day I will show you that's been playing through my head Even as a kid right the danger the danger right there is The one day i'll show you has to come from an honest talent point not from one day. I'll get a gun Oh, I know that's some people that's the thin line. I'll get Roger's to that right thin line of bullying

Yeah, one day. I'll show you I'll be successful versus one day. I'll show you I'll shoot up the school Yeah, I'm saying in a positive way. Yeah, I never thought one day I'm gonna slaughter everybody because I just knew inherently that killing another human being is fucking wrong Yes, of course in any way So in my head, I'm like, I didn't know if I was gonna be a comedian or not Hmm, right, but I just remember going, you know, and I remember struggling as a comic And like going, oh, I'm not making any money Nobody likes me whatever it might be

But I remember that inner voice going you got to keep going. Yeah, you got to make this happen Yeah, right and I think that without that. I don't know I could be wrong There's probably therapists watching right now going you have it all wrong You would have made it regardless, you know, but that thought has always been there. Yeah Yeah Um, it's still there. Yeah, but that it fuels your fire It fuels me. I'm a lazy dumb piece of shit and people go you're smart, but you know, I when I say dumb, I don't mean I have streets smart and smarts and I'm a bright guy, you know

But I'm not like book smart Yeah, you know, I've read, uh, some doors should I ask you about my stuff? But you've never read a book. Yes, I have I read the idiot. I read notes from the underground I I I read um fear and trembling by Kierkegaard. I like philosophical books. Kierkegaard's great. Yeah, you do like philosophical stuff Yeah, I like Descartes. I read his meditations. Yeah, so I do read. Do you know who Yogananda is? Love him had it three times Delicious That's I'll take uh one tarot and one Yogananda

Um, you should read Yogananda I will I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna get into the depths of it, but have you ever heard of SRF? Do you know what that is? Self-realization fellowship? Um Okay, I won't get into it. You should look it up. I know I know Bobby's frustrated. Um, okay first things first We do We have to we have to yes, we have to thank somebody You know who

Thank you Obama. No Thank you Jesus No Let me keep going. Let me just see let me get okay. Let me guess okay. Well, you know Thank you Brian Ferry. No, you know Brian Ferry is brain fairy Brian Ferry. Don't know one of my favorite singers. Oh Thank you to share my phone. No, I already told you. I know to share my phone Was it? You know, you don't you don't listen to me. No week by week

Who are we thinking? Thank you for being a bad friend