Bad Friends - I'm Bobby Mom With Bobby's Mom

Starting point is 00:00:00 You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Wooo! Like Dave and Aja did. You two are just... It looks really cool. Does it? You two are something.

Starting point is 00:00:11 We're bad friends. Yeah, go. 200 episodes. That was it. That was it. That was it. That was it. That was the intro.

Starting point is 00:00:20 Go ahead. Go ahead. That's it. It feels so good. Anyway, welcome to another episode. What is this 200 this are 200 Las Vegas Nevada. What kind of bad friends from Las Vegas Nevada? We had a little fun last night. We came in We went out to a nice beautiful family dinner. Didn't we talk about came in? Yeah, go ahead talk about it. Did it Yeah, yeah, man, we love came in. Yeah, go ahead, talk about it. I did it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:00:45 Do you make sweet love last night? No, I myself, two pillows. Is that what you mean, serious? Yeah, yeah. Face me a little bit. Will you? I'll be. You turn and face me.

Starting point is 00:00:55 Move your chair that way so your angle tells me. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I want to look at my guy. Oh, sorry, we have to connect. I want to look at my guy. We have to connect. You know, can I say something? Say it, baby.

Starting point is 00:01:03 You're a master of everything. Things. Oh, don't do it. I'll tell you why you're the I have to connect. You know, can I say something? Say it, baby. You're a master of everything. Oh, don't do it. You are. Can I tell you why you're the master of all things? Tell me why. Number one, you know so many things about great number of things. Like, for instance, gambling.

Starting point is 00:01:14 You're good at, um, this is why I made you face this way so you wouldn't watch the people walking by. Because he's distracted by any. I'm just distracted by the people. If a butterfly flies by this guy an hour and a half, you're like my dog with a squirrel. Yeah, but I can't let it go. So you could I just say something? Please.

Starting point is 00:01:28 You're in the master of all things like when we went bowling, one time, you're so good. But also then gambling last night, I will start it winning because you're next to me. And you're like, you're very good. You know, manly things. You also know things about like restaurants and stuff like that. Like, what do I go out? You go out, I go out, I go out and go in here. This one.

Starting point is 00:01:41 And what do we do last time when we gambled? Who won money last night? Well, let's start from the beginning. All right. Let's start from the beginning. You went, okay, so number one, you go, I go, I texted you, I'm like, where are we going to, um, you know, eat, you know any restaurants and you're like, don't worry about it. Yeah. Which is like, you know, I mean, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

Starting point is 00:01:57 We went to a restaurant last line called Delayla. Delayla, right? It was probably the one of the greatest restaurants I've been to in the last three and a half years. That's pretty good. Three and a half years. Yeah, it's pretty good. What'd you eat? Psych. Let me list off what you ate.

Starting point is 00:02:15 What? Hamachi Crudo. You had tuna tartar. You had pigs in a blanket, chicken fingers, truffle fries, crab Caesar salad are salad, regular cheese or salad. Tomahawk steak, Branzino, carrots souffle, roasted cauliflower, ice cream sundae,

Starting point is 00:02:38 sexy chocolate brownie. What was it called, slutty brownie? I don't eat that. Three diet coaks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I spilled one. Yeah, on me. I spilled like a diet coke on you. I'm so sorry. It's okay. On her new dress.

Starting point is 00:02:52 You got a brand new outfit and you spilled an entire diet coke on you. I didn't even care. I was having so much fun. I was like, poor, no, the one. So we had a delicious little dinner. Amazing dinner. Then afterwards we're like, um, what do we do? What does one do in the Las Vegas area? So we went gambling. We had to. And then, um, you know, I started winning. Oh, for, can I just say this before, before, um, even Delilah, I won $2,000.

Starting point is 00:03:14 Remember? You won $2,000 in a machine. And I said, what are you going to do with the $2,000? That's my two jacket. Two jackets. That's what he bought right away. Two jackets. Avi international.

Starting point is 00:03:22 Avi, you got to do it, dude. You got to do it. You got to spend. If you're going to get it, you got to give it away. I also have to say about this wind, you know, you like it? Uh-oh. Panatres feel so good. Okay. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Makes me feel so good.

Starting point is 00:03:43 So the more you sing a song, the more I think you actually made love to somebody. A pillow. So anyway, before we went to Delilah's, I want, and I got the two things, and then I have to say that the night before I was here by myself, and I went to this place. You went to Best Friend. Best Friend.

Starting point is 00:03:58 Yeah. How many times you've been here? Throughout my life. Yeah. Oh my god. Remember, I've done something, probably hundred. And this one you love a lot. Yeah, I've been coming here since the first time I ever came was 1996, where I opened for Polly.

Starting point is 00:04:13 Where do we go? At the rear. Oh wow. And then, you know, I perform it five minutes. And then, Mitzi came up to me after the show and she goes, you're a paid regular. And that's where my journey really began. You got past here. Oh yeah. That's wild. I didn't know that. So I thought

Starting point is 00:04:27 you got past in LA. Yeah. So Mitsu, Mitsu was out here when they used to ask you a question. Yeah. What feels so good? Penetrate is so good. Exactly. Did something that saw from the early days. It's a hundred episodes. It feels pretty good. And we have a special surprise. We have a special surprise. Yes, we do. What is it? What is it? It's very special. You guys want to say it? Yeah, I'd love to. Okay. Cardinals. I get to see your penis finally. Yes. Yeah. My mom's here.

Starting point is 00:05:01 It's my mom. It's It's Because Carlos broker No, why are we chair? Yeah, but you can't walk anymore Really she's like you she's tired She doesn't need the headphones because I put the sleeveless night. Yeah, because I want to see you I love you, mom.

Starting point is 00:05:26 Oh, my goodness. I'm surprised. It's so sweet. Ladies and gentlemen, I walked here, not flying. Are you walking here? That's what you're not. This is so shocking that you're from,

Starting point is 00:05:34 I feel so bad that I sang the penetration song. What's your singing against your mom? Mom, mom, I wrote a song. You did not tell your I want to shave in my dream last night. Yeah. Uh oh. That's you, that was you? You're a bullfrog. I see you in my dream last night. Yeah. Uh oh. That's you, those you? You're a bullfrog.

Starting point is 00:05:48 I saw a bullfrog last night. And that was my mom, I guess, because I'm going to feel and dreams. Singer the song you wrote for. Pay the trace. No, that's not. That's not right. It is.

Starting point is 00:05:57 No, anyway, mom, once the last time you went to Vegas, about 40 years ago, What'd you do here? I lost $20. That was like $20,000. $20 back then was like $20,000. Yeah, like 1814. I guess that was a lot of money back then. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:18 You were here and you lost $20. What'd you lose it on? What'd you gamble? What did you play? Quarter, quarters. Quarters? What's quarters? I What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name?

Starting point is 00:06:28 What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name?

Starting point is 00:06:36 What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name?

Starting point is 00:06:44 What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? What's the name? a Yongxing. Yongxing. Yongxing, yeah, you got mentally handicapped. Yeah. Well, she's she's shing. She's not Yongxing. She's handicapped. So she's half of it. Please don't say that about my mom. Well, you said Yongxing and I just put it together. It's mentally handicapped.

Starting point is 00:06:54 They don't say that about my mom. Yongxing, you're gonna say that? See, they're doing it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, look. Yeah, yeah, no, she's just tired. She's old. Right?

Starting point is 00:07:04 Instead of a bit, I'll never do that. In the quarter slots, Bobby last night won $1,000, $2,000. Really? $2,000. Yeah, you put it in again and you lost it. No, I bought, no, I cashed out and I bought jackets. Oh, dude. I want to buy a shirt too.

Starting point is 00:07:20 What do you mean? What do you mean? You want to pop them shirt? Uh-huh. Number seven. Because of the sun? Sun. What do you mean? What's a potonum shirt? You want a potonum shirt? No, not fuck you, man. No, hey. Fuck you to do. Chill out. I want to say something, one more.

Starting point is 00:07:28 Okay. You know that potonum is, you know, what team do I like? Asuna. Yes. Who's their main enemy? Potonum. Because of Sony. No, that's not because of Sony.

Starting point is 00:07:46 It's just the rivals. You can't just be all like, I like Tottenham now. Because of Sony. She likes Tottenham because there's a Korean dude. Yeah. It makes me make what's his name? Sony. I know.

Starting point is 00:08:00 Sony. Yeah. Why do you like him? Because she's a Korean. You like everything Korean, huh? you're everything. Yeah, really? Is there anything Korean that you don't? Talk in the mind. Yeah, you go talking about I am oh, yeah, yeah, mom How you doing in Phoenix? Okay, you're doing okay?

Starting point is 00:08:18 Holder you know, holder, you know, I'll hold you 80 Wow into months so don't you know, how old are you? 80. 80, wow. In two months. In two months? So don't call, don't save me any, you know, congratulations on my first, first day. You don't want me to say congratulations, you did it last year. You didn't wish you happy birthday last year. I just said happy birthday last year. No, it was still, it didn't do.

Starting point is 00:08:40 So I'm gonna let him know when I'm gonna say birthday again, you know. It's a favorite, it's a favor to do feel chin. It's very 30. Okay, can I say this though? We don't do holidays. You know, we our family doesn't do it. No, I do it on your birthday.

Starting point is 00:08:54 No, every every year, I do. Yeah, but you don't say anything. You just say, have your birthday. No, no, that's what I want. I don't want to have a birthday. Do you want birthday? No, I don't own any money. I'm the same one. I just say. All right, I don't want any money. I don't see why I see.

Starting point is 00:09:05 All right, from now on then. I'll give you just to say a mom happy birthday to you. That's all I want. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Too much. No, it's not too much. I get it. I thought too much to ask.

Starting point is 00:09:19 What's so funny? From now on, you're doing three. What do you mean? From now on, you learn that in like 12. Yeah. You do. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. What do you mean? What do you learn at 12? Be respectful to your mother. Yeah. Okay. You're right. You got to buy her that shirt now. What shirt? I'm gonna give you a talk. I'm gonna give you a talk. Iham shirt. Why don't you get hurt? Why don't you get hurt? Why don't you buy that today? Why don't you give her that shirt today? Like a big one, because I don't like some more clothes.

Starting point is 00:09:51 Okay, okay. I like a twex. Two exes. Two exes. Okay, it's like pajamas. Yeah, pajamas. Well, I like a pajama. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:00 You know, sobertures is art fun to sleep in, mom. I know. What are you gonna wear it? You're gonna just wear it at home. You're gonna wear it home. Okay. I'll get you one. And dark color. Yeah. Dark color. No white. My Tottenham's colors is white and blue. No, they have a no, they have a brown. They have a way. They have a white. They have a white. They have a white, they have a white kits. Because I know that's not white, right?

Starting point is 00:10:27 You don't like white. You don't like white anything. I have a blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue,

Starting point is 00:10:35 blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, said, hi, she goes, oh, I'm not getting used to. I asked her what she goes, your hair. It's cold. It's cold. It's red, right?

Starting point is 00:10:50 Yeah, I know. How do you feel about that? But it's not red anymore. Yeah, it's the same color. It's like a blonde. No, it's not like that's blonde. What do you fuck you talking about? Maybe I'm a color blind.

Starting point is 00:11:01 Color blind, yeah. Finally, I know I'm color blind. Yeah. Finally I know I'm color blind. Yeah. Yeah. She flew in today. Yeah. She's flying back tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. She flew in it for this. Yes. Okay. Good. Yeah. I'm for tonight. I'm living. How was the flight? Good. Oh yeah. Was it Southwest? Was it Southwest? Yeah. Did you ever Southwest at 80? No, no. First class. Well, let him sit and talk on the mic for a second so we can brutalize him for a minute. Explain here. Bob Bobby. Yeah. Really light him up about this. Yeah. Southwater, let her get on her iPad by the way. What are you doing? You're gonna watch no color.

Starting point is 00:11:46 Color. You want to call color. Okay. Thank you. I'm the color mom. So my mom's listen my mom you fly me in Andrew's first class, right? Yeah, and Send me private sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just like today. We had private. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So why why my mom? Color. Yeah. You can we had private. Yeah, yeah. So why why my mom? Yeah. The green one. Hmm. It's in a way kid I will. Can I see the color? This is the

Starting point is 00:12:10 Jersey. In long sleep. Hmm. This is sun. This is the thing we want. Long sleep. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Hot. Good in one and like a two X. You know mom, that's you know what? You're right. You're right. You're right. Here. Give me this. You got it. Mom. Yeah. Mom, just listen to me. Okay. Just listen to me real quick. Okay. I know all the Korean men you like, right? You like BTS, right? They're all handsome. Yeah. Right. Talk to them. Talk on the mic. Oh, my people listening.

Starting point is 00:12:40 To me. Yeah. He's kind of tall handsome athletic. He's tall athletic handsome. You never look, you don't, but you spawned ugly. You? Me? No, you're not. I know, but not ugly, but you spawned five foot two chubby weirdo's. This way, I like another guy tour.

Starting point is 00:13:01 You are perfect. I know, but I'm just saying, the guys you like, don't look nothing like you and I. Well, I don't have to be like you are hot. Yeah, I know, but the thing is, I love you, that's all, you know. I love you, that's all. What do you mean? Like she doesn't have to be sexually attracted to your type.

Starting point is 00:13:17 Like her mother, she's obsessed with, to why to bring that into it. That's fucking weird, don't even bring that into it. Why do you want your mom to be sexually attracted to your body type? obsessed with the white to bring that into it. That's fucking weird. Don't even bring that into. Why do you want your mom to be sexually attractive? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:13:30 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Has a gigantic head to be fair last night outside the win. We were talking about our body types. We like and you said no Chunkos. Yeah, that's what you did say that Carlos sober is the best version I've ever seen of himself. This is amazing. The clarity is huge What are you talking about right now? It's clear dude. I'm seeing things in a different way dude. Tell him

Starting point is 00:14:02 He's going clear He went clear. I went clear. He want clear? Yeah, I want clear. Anyway, next time my mom's here, I get her first class. She's old and she's like my mom. I know, I know her. We text. She's Bobby mom in my phone. Wait, you text her with him?

Starting point is 00:14:17 Oh, yeah. You like him? Oh, yeah. Why? Because he's a good to me. Yes. Yeah. Mom, have you ever heard of glory halls?

Starting point is 00:14:25 Glory halls? What is that? No, we did make a good, I'm just saying he's into glory halls. Yeah. I don't want to tell you what they are, but it's not, I'm good. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Somebody good to me.

Starting point is 00:14:39 We saw in a sport. I like it. Yeah. When on the way here, we saw an escort while walking and I said, hey, that looks like a prostitute. And we had a good laugh, right? Remember that? Bora, nie zeg a di.

Starting point is 00:14:50 Bora. Bora. Gye gachikum bora gris. Bora, mate. You got me chino mi ayayay. Bora. Gye gachikum bora gris. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:14:58 Gye gachikum. Bora gris. Gye gachikum. Bora, mala. No, shut up. Bora gris. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,, Mala. No, shut up. Mora, what's that? Shut up, shut up. Bora Mala. What did he say?

Starting point is 00:15:07 This is what he said, right? This is good for our audience. When you were walking in, yeah. Bora Mala. All right, when you're walking. Seven words are making sense now for everybody. What do you mean?

Starting point is 00:15:16 Slow down. Okay, okay. Yeah, and don't yell, especially at your mother. Okay. She just couldn't hear me, but the laugh is on camera. What did he say? What he said?

Starting point is 00:15:24 So you don't know me to like a whole guy and good looking. Yeah. What's the problem? Thank you. What's wrong with that? Yeah, because I love it as you are. I never say you are too sure or to tell whatever. Well, he's not too tall. He's never too tall. I don't know. I don't know. You're a good guy. No, you're right. You're, you're you're right. You're right. You're perfect. Just the way you are. Yeah. You're perfect just the way you are. Yeah, perfect. You're perfect to me. Yes.

Starting point is 00:15:49 I'm perfect. Do you think you're not as perfect as Steve, but you're perfect. And I'm always U.S.I. the right. So what you're asking more. You're right. You attracted Bobby to women that look like her mom. That's shut up.

Starting point is 00:16:02 Are you attracted? I don't even know why you brought that up. Let's not even do, let's move on. You were the one that did it. You said it. It kind of is actually what? Cause she's thin. BTS water. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:16:12 Shut the fuck up. I want you to fuck up. Let's calm down. Be nice. So what he said, what, what do you mean? Be nice to Carlos. He's clean. We were coming in.

Starting point is 00:16:20 I'm clear. Mom, he said that when you were coming, you saw a prostitute. You know what a prostitute is? Pakistan? Pakistan. Pakistan, yeah. What is that?

Starting point is 00:16:30 A Pakistan. We saw a Pakistan. No, a prostitute. A prostitute, Allah. Oh, I see. Then why did you laugh? Okay, good. Confirmed.

Starting point is 00:16:38 Confirmed kill. Thank you. Mompanan, yaja. Mompanan, yaja. Mompanan. Mompanan. Mompanan. Mompanan. Mompanan. He's noises just sound like drums. What are you saying?

Starting point is 00:16:54 She was saying that she's basically telling me what a prostitute is. They receive money and all that kind of stuff. Oh yeah. What's a prostitute in Korean? What's it called? What's the word? I don't want to say it. Korean rule?

Starting point is 00:17:08 You just said it earlier. Oh, the shame. He's already said it. But notyong. Chang-yong. Chang-yong. No, it's a girl. Oh, Chang-yong. You're gonna say Chang-yong. I'm not a girl, I'm not a girl.

Starting point is 00:17:30 So many words, just to say hooker. Yeah. It's like nine words for one thing. Let's tell your mom about some of the things that happened last night. Okay. So we're gonna tell you what happened last night, okay? Who? Yeah, you don't have to say anything. Just listen. I always I always listen. All right. So tell you what happened last night.

Starting point is 00:17:49 Well, I went to bed at 10 p.m. I had a headache. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did my thing, but remember you told me to go cash out my winnings and give them to McCone because McCone lost your $300. Yeah, so I gave him $300. He lost that too. And then he went to a strip club with Andrew. And did you think he deserved one? Did you go to the strip club? Yeah. Okay. He deserved it.

Starting point is 00:18:13 Yeah, when you're down, that's good. So he lost, so Jesse can help tell the story. So he lost $600 of mutual friend money, right? Yeah, he spent everybody's money last night. Everybody's money last night. I gave him some money too. She gave him some money too. So tonight, take him to the strip club, Bob.

Starting point is 00:18:29 Okay, I go to the strip club, me, Jesse, McCone, and my friend, Baldino. We go to the strip club. It's nice, it's low key. It was awesome. We're having a great time. I don't know much, I don't feel weird vibes from Baldino. You do?

Starting point is 00:18:42 Yeah. Why? He's right there. Yeah, I want him there. Yeah, yeah. In case something happens, he's our security. Okay. He's just a little strong for me. He's very strong. Much like much. Yeah, that's why you're threatened. He's sharp. No, but he like when I play fight, he goes a little too far. Yeah, because why are you playing with fire? What are you doing? You're going to get burnt, kiddo. Stop putting your hand on the stove. It's going to hurt. And I just kind of like to grab a little bit. He doesn't want to grab

Starting point is 00:19:01 a little bit of me. Right. Just don't put me in the thing. So we went to the strip club. I said to I handed, we got a couple hundred and ones. And immediately McCone gets attacked like this, like the sucker he is. She sits on him so he can't move. Yeah. He's such a lot. Yeah, she's pretty.

Starting point is 00:19:20 They were all pretty. But I mean, she sat around his lap so he could move like a sucker, you know, like a sucker. Yeah, she's pretty. They were all pretty. They were all pretty. But I mean, she sat around his lap so he couldn't move like a sucker, you know, like a sucker. Anchored him. Yeah, anchored him down. And then what do I get a text that says, what, what do you think? What do you think the text says from who from a con help? No. Okay. Can I, can I have cash please? Oh, I can have cat. That's the PLZ. He's already, he's already out $800. You have an ATM card. Yes, I do, but earlier in the evening, Andrew said, you better not go to the ATM. Okay, but you have an ATM card.

Starting point is 00:19:51 I do. All right. Do you have money in your account? I do. Okay. Do you know that your password? Yeah. Just get money out.

Starting point is 00:19:59 Why do you, what are you asking Andrew for money for? I did eventually go to the ATM. How much did you pull out? I pulled out $80. Tell them why? Why? What do you, what do you, what do you, tell them why?

Starting point is 00:20:10 Why? Because I, I needed to tip them as well. Two beers. Two beers. Oh, well, no, the two beers were separate. I put that on my card and then I had to pull out because she was like, tip and I was like, I guess, and then say I pulled out $80 in cash and I gave her 40. Idiot.

Starting point is 00:20:24 He just thought she was in. Did you think she was just like into you? No, but I'm just I'm bad at like it's so awkward to say no. It's like it's like the coffee shop when they make you on the iPad, give a tip. It's like that times a thousand. You should see. Yeah, but you ordered the coffee. Yeah, you did.

Starting point is 00:20:38 So you got you got you got you you asked for money. You got a coffee sat on my lap. I didn't know what a coffee the coffee came up to me. You didn't walk in there. You got a lot of stuff. So you go Uncle Andrew, can I have money for the lap dance? Yeah, that is essential. He comes over, gives you cash.

Starting point is 00:20:51 I went over to him. All right, and how many dances you get? One, six, six minutes. Six minutes. Six minutes. How good was the dance? She need me in the balls accidentally, but other than that, it was pretty good. Did you get a rocked?

Starting point is 00:21:06 Yeah. Was a little moist in the tip? No, moist, sure. Okay. Has your mom went to a strip club? Have you went to a strip club? Moragra is a guy. No, don't, don't, don't.

Starting point is 00:21:17 He's a guy named Moragra. She did, but she doesn't know. It's okay. It's okay. I think she's going to make a kiss up here in't know. It's okay. It's okay. I think she made so much fun. She made K-Supi and G-Dimin. I can not see anything. Put on the headphones if she might know.

Starting point is 00:21:31 You put this on, mom. It'll be better. It's better. There you go. That's all I can't. Oh, you're doing it so nicely. Is it better? Can you hear it?

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Starting point is 00:24:48 Last night they went to a strip club. Strip club. Strip club, ah. Hmm. Women take their clothes off and they all went. Oh. And they get done money. Me too.

Starting point is 00:24:58 Okay. I know I went to one time in Michigan. Tell us. You went to a strip club in Michigan? Yeah. Tell us. Yes. Oh no, a friend though, I'd say. Oh, you went to one time in Michigan. Tell us. You want to start clubbing Michigan? Yeah. Tell us. Yes. A little friend that I would like to say.

Starting point is 00:25:07 Oh, you want to do a friend went? All women or men? With women's. But with the dancers or with men or women. Oh, you're naked. Naked men. Oh, it's men. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:17 All good. Do it. Daya men or bad. Oh, yeah. That's where you're going. Do you need go through? Huh? Piness.

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Starting point is 00:26:10 Yeah. Did you give him money? I don't. You didn't know. Because I didn't enjoy it. Oh, you didn't enjoy it. Jingro. Jingro, scary, she said.

Starting point is 00:26:19 What is scary? When you get a brick Brazilian penis in your face. You don't like it. Except Terry, I don't want naked. Brazilian penis in your face. What the name does the demand on a dog man? Oh, you know, you're not like it. Except Daddy, I don't want to make it the minute. Daddy's dick is the best. It is. That's what we want.

Starting point is 00:26:34 Just the next is the best dick. That's the name of this episode. Daddy's dick is the best dick. Can I tell you the coolest thing of the strip of the lady got some her hands, her scrubs her legs, puts a dollar on her for China. Love this It goes in the air floats in the air like confetti one girl made it hover for a minute Yeah, it was awesome. I'm a few women were doing

Starting point is 00:26:54 Underbacks legs in the air like a shinlim Stripper situation like magic. Also, you don't know. No, we do know all we do know. Yeah, so it kept in there by her cleaves Yeah, I think so Okay, ah So we don't know. No, we do know. Oh, we do know. Yeah. So it kept in there by our cleaves. Yeah, I think so. Okay. Ah, it was awesome. Yeah, it was, it was, it was a, dude, it was honestly amazing. We had some, we had some of the acrobatics of some of these girls was shocking.

Starting point is 00:27:15 One of the girls was walking on the ceiling. Walking on the ceiling. Yeah. Like crossing tiger head and dragon's arm. Yeah. Yeah. Like mission impossible. She dropped from the pole and hovered on the ground.

Starting point is 00:27:24 She stood right before she had to go like Ethan Hunt. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Whoa. And all that was quiff noise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Me and this guy Mark Babid back in the late 90s.

Starting point is 00:27:36 I used to open for Mencia. Yeah, we know. The great Carlos Mencia. Yeah, we know. And we're at a theater in Texas. And this guy, Mark Babitt, who was like back then, the up promoter, and he goes, yeah, I got a girl to come back here to give us a dance. And then she got naked and we in Mark's that sitting next to each other, she bent over and her vagina. Just use a different word. Yeah, her, um, dash, there it is.

Starting point is 00:28:05 Oh, um, her sexual organs. Or some. That's better. That's better. A proof by your mind. Yeah. Her sexual organs were green. We must have sex.

Starting point is 00:28:21 Green? Have you ever seen a green? Have you ever seen a green? A green vagina? I you ever seen a green? A green vagina? I've never seen it. Me neither. You and me.

Starting point is 00:28:29 You've never seen other people's vagina before? No. Why? I don't know. You never seen yours? You've never seen your old vagina. No, why? I know exactly why.

Starting point is 00:28:37 Why would you? Yeah, I guess that is true. It's weird. It is weird to look at it. It is weird, right? Yeah. How can this be yours? Well, you have a mirror, right? Yeah, I guess it is true. It's weird. It is weird to look at it.

Starting point is 00:28:45 It is weird, right? Yeah. How can this be yours? Well, you have a mirror, right? Yeah. You don't just lay there for the mirror and just look at it or no? No. That's what you have.

Starting point is 00:28:54 You have. You have. You have. When I was something like, you know, something in there, you know? Like what? Okay. A-a-a-a-can you cut the... Yeah, okay.

Starting point is 00:29:03 I thought so. She goes, do you get what you said? I'm not going to do far. I'm not going to do far. Yeah. I thought so. She goes, do you get what she says? I'm not gonna do far. I think you went too far, mom. Yeah. I didn't even went too far, okay. So she's looked at it if there was acne. Sure.

Starting point is 00:29:15 Yeah, let's move on from that. What about the parts of it? Anyway, she was going, not me going over there, but no. I know you're right, you're right, right. You see, banana, what was that banana? But she's like, why would I look at my own? Yeah, why would we look at it, bro?

Starting point is 00:29:24 And you're absolutely right. That's a good point, Mark. It's a very good question. Why would you look at my own? Yeah, why would we look at her? And you're absolutely right. That's a good point. Very good question. Why would you look at her? I don't know why. So me and Mark Bavent, we could pull it back up to the lady. No. And she left who was super sad.

Starting point is 00:29:33 Well, yeah. But it was like not just green. It was like, she was like a, you know how like incredible, incredible Hulk mid transition. Yeah. It was like kind of grayish green. Ooh. All the skin, everything. It was really bad.

Starting point is 00:29:47 Like almost fluorescent. Mm-hmm. Tense, I don't like. No, thank you. Anyway, we didn't have that experience last night. No, but one lady, she was asked if she could use me as a prop and I said, no, thank you. And then she put her sexual organs in Andrew's face. Right on my face.

Starting point is 00:30:00 And he said, it smelled bad. She said, who's my next victim? It smelled bad. It didn't, it didn't, I think she had next victim? It smelled bad. I think she had been working. She had been working. She'd been working. Long shift. Long shift. Yeah, it's like World War Two normally. Yeah, she was in the trenches. There's a couple of girls that went on stage a few more times than they should have. Do you know what I mean by that? Yeah. Where you're like, you already got yours, dude. Let's some of the newbies.

Starting point is 00:30:24 Mom, how do you feel about you already got yours, dude. Let's some of the newbies. Mom, how do you feel about the Japanese? Oh, boy. Oh, mom, how do you feel about the Japanese? Hmm. No. No. No.

Starting point is 00:30:33 Chinese friends. No. Korean friends. Oh, yeah. Are you going to therapy still? No. No more therapy. I can eat.

Starting point is 00:30:41 You don't need it. I'm no one more person. You're normal. You're normal. I'm normal. I'm normal. I'm normal friends. Oh yeah. Are you going to therapy still? No. No more therapy. I can eat. You don't need it. I'm no one more person. You're a normal. You're a pretty normal person. I say, I have to pay 100,000, 10 dollars. Yeah, we pay. Yeah. Okay. And she's saying me, you know, like a text message. You don't like it. No, no, no, she's how you. I say. You only went one time. I think you're going to get it. Yeah. I say I don't like it. No, no, no, she said how you, I said. You only went one time. I think you said you're gonna get it.

Starting point is 00:31:05 I said, I wasn't feeling good. You know, I have to lie to her. Because I cannot tell her I don't have any problems. He said he has a problem, right? Yeah, yeah. But I don't want to problem. You don't have any problems. No.

Starting point is 00:31:18 Not that kind of to talk to people. Oh, okay. I can talk to myself at home. But mom, but can I ask you something, growing up, there was a lot of trauma. Well, I can talk to myself at home, but mom, but can I ask you something growing up? There was a lot of trauma Well, I got over What do you mean? I have a trauma she don't have dreams about your little sister Yeah, but that's in a trauma That is it is mom

Starting point is 00:31:38 Well, she died and she was in my dream if she died in front of you You're in the car car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's not traumatic. Well, it was like 70 years ago. Oh, okay. Well, you know, I'm 80. You're 80, now. You can't believe I was like, she's over. No, my point is, is that even if I'm a 10-year-old kid, and I saw Steve get run over by a truck. But I didn't see her dead accident. You came back down and then you saw when the school first and she followed us school later because she wake up late. Oh she woke up late. Yes, we didn't see her accident. I guess that's a lesson you waking up on time. Good comedy. You're a normal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So mom, in terms of the

Starting point is 00:32:32 Japanese, though, you have no more resentments. Yeah, let's get back to racism. Yeah. No, that's that's good. Let's move on. No, no, no, the Japanese, he says you don't like any Japanese people at all. I didn't say this. He did. He said that. I never said that. I was just asking. I didn't say I didn't like a Japanese. A people. I didn't say that. He did. He said that. I never said that. I was just asking. I didn't say I didn't like a Japanese people. I know, but you remember the oppressors? I know that's a government.

Starting point is 00:32:51 Of the government. Yeah, not people. Right. Just leave you God's will in the last one. That's right. That's the exact same mindset. Right. That's the same theme.

Starting point is 00:33:01 You're right, mom. It's the government. Not people. Whoa, dude. Well, why don't you see that growing up? He never said that she growing up. He never said that she growing up. Yeah, you said what they were crazy shit. You're not bad.

Starting point is 00:33:14 I know. But that was very clever. I mean, for you right, it's the government, not the people. Right. Because when I see the Japanese, they have very nice. I love them. I love them too. Yeah. But maybe they are governments and I love them. I love them too. You know, but maybe they are government. It's in a nice to Korean.

Starting point is 00:33:27 Yeah, like Amber here. Yeah, yeah. Amber here. He taught about 40 years. 40 years. They took everything. They took rice. Rice or trees. Trees. They cut the old, the trees, Korean trees to make them to like a war. They took them down all to Korea.

Starting point is 00:33:46 So they chopped down the trees. to make war. to make war. 네. And they labor, Korean go there and labor. They labor. 네. 높에.

Starting point is 00:33:58 높에. No rights. And even 여자고 there. Oh, 여자. Well then, to do what? 그 장여 장여's what is it? What is it? What is it?

Starting point is 00:34:07 It's a good prostitute. Oh. Oh. Well, it's all full circle. It's all full circle. No pay. No pay. No pay.

Starting point is 00:34:17 So back in the, this is what's, I can, now that I won't stand for. That was the, yeah. The trees I'm signed with. The right to sign. Back in the day, Jim, these came to Korea. They chopped down the trees for some reason. Well, because they take away their oxygen. Oh, that's how cruel.

Starting point is 00:34:30 It's actually pretty clever. How cruel? Japanese man, they're so smart. That's so, yeah. You're emperor here to hear it though. I'm like a cota them off, where they breed. Oh, a breed. Emperor Hidito, what do you mean?

Starting point is 00:34:43 What are you in playing? Choke them out. I know but what do how do we do that? About the trees. You are genius, and what a roundabout way to try to kill people to rip out trees. That's crazy. That's insane. Yeah, yeah. Then after that, Korean War broken,

Starting point is 00:35:03 everything, you know know everything destroyed you saw it all No, no no trees no house no house and how old were you when that happened? What I was like a seven-year-old and I remember the exact you know all the stuff. Oh, yeah, that really never forget you never forget So that's maybe trauma. Yeah, that's a trauma. That's real trauma. Yeah, that's true. That was a really best memory.

Starting point is 00:35:32 Well, okay. Oh, do you want? Do you want to talk to you? Yeah, do you look at them, so? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was trauma. But that's not bad memory to me. I have a really not bad memory.

Starting point is 00:35:46 No, I remember they get to what happened. Mom, did you see dead bodies? Did you see dead people in the green? Oh, yeah, streets. On the street. How many? Many, many, many. And that's not a deal. Because living in the amount, kind of, to mountain.

Starting point is 00:36:02 I remember the mountain. Yeah. Yeah. I remember the side of the street. remember the mountain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Starting point is 00:36:18 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a war. What is that party? Party? Party?

Starting point is 00:36:26 Yeah. Or party. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, imagine if a dictator was like, it's war. What do you expect? Party? So I did people.

Starting point is 00:36:36 I did people. I did people. Hunger people. Hunger people. Yeah. No food. No food. What did you eat then as a kid?

Starting point is 00:36:48 Like most like, Mom, look at me. No, wait, wait. No, I don't need that. No, no, I don't need that. You know people that eat dog? No, I don't like, I don't like. You don't lick? You don't lick dogs.

Starting point is 00:37:03 No, no. Oh, no, I you eat dogs back then dog huh gay gay go gay some people you never ate gay go g no okay you can tell you can tell she has any dog yeah you don't have it yeah you don't have it here you can tell you can tell you can tell you can tell it. You can tell. You can tell. You can tell. You can tell. You can tell. You can tell. You can tell.

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Starting point is 00:38:09 That's his wife's nickname for him. Poquito. Do you remember this song, mom? Po-o. San, San Toki. Toki. Yes, sing it. Rabbit.

Starting point is 00:38:20 You want to sing it? Yeah, I don't know. I want to sing it with the raised. San Toki, Toki. Yeah. San Toki tokyo diro. Oh, diro ganen, yeah. Comtun, comtun, dimo, so. Oh, diro ganen, yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:36 I'm not on that. Thank you. I can't believe there hasn't been a Korean superstar musicians. You don't think that's a good song? It's a real ball. It's a real ball. Korean superstar musicians. You don't think that's a good song? It's like, Ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro-ro- Yeah, you gotta go through right right to that. You gotta go. You got to go. Elemenopie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:39:11 Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, let's go. So last night, you went to strip club. You lost all our money. He owes us the rent that kid with a hat. He owes us $1,600. Give it to me.

Starting point is 00:39:23 Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give her the money. Give her the money. She's going to be at home. Yeah. What's the consequences you asked? Yeah, I'd like to know.

Starting point is 00:39:31 I mean, cash only bitch. I think consequences that you're just on your last straw. Are you meaning it right now? Yeah, you're on the last straw. You're on the last straw. Like he is. Carlos is the last straw. You're on your last straw. Are you meaning it right now? Yeah, you're on the last straw. You're on the last straw. Like he is. Carlos is the last straw. You're on the last straw.

Starting point is 00:39:50 You fuck up more time. I'm going to have to let you go. I'll tell you this. I'm going to be real. Yeah. Everywhere I go. Oh. So, did you see?

Starting point is 00:39:59 Yeah, yeah. Mom. So, did you speak English? No, you just speak English. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Everywhere we So, do you speak English? No, you just speak English. Oh.

Starting point is 00:40:07 Yeah, yeah. Everywhere we go, they go, hey, women, men, cooler than you, harder working than you, more likable than you. Can we work for you guys? I'll do anything. You got to ask a lot, right? You're ungrateful. You lose our money, right?

Starting point is 00:40:24 At dinner last night, we spent thousands of dollars. A thousand dollars, Sam. Right. No, guess what he asked for in the beginning. Caviar. The guy asked for caviar. This kid, this kid right there in the red, he wants caviar for dinner. No, no, it wasn't a joke.

Starting point is 00:40:39 It wasn't a joke. No, it wasn't a joke. He was like this. He was like, oh, is he smoking? Yeah. Yeah, there was no cigarette, wasn't it? this. He's like, oh, is he smoking? Yeah, there was no cigarette was in it. Right. That's how insane it is. Yeah, yeah. He had a monocle. He's like, have you. He goes, Bob, we can get caviar. He didn't say can we get right? He said, we can get caviar. And I said, I wanted it. Yeah, but what I said, no, no, because you fucked it up. By

Starting point is 00:41:03 the way, if you didn't say anything, he would have got the caviar. But then you said something and you expect the caviar. And I made him finish everything. He wanted tuna tartar and hamachi crudo. So I made him eat it all and then when he was full and he said, I can't eat anymore food. There was Tomahawk steak left over from you guys. I made him finish that too because you have to finish. Now, Jesse, you don't kind of Vegas often. Is your second time here?

Starting point is 00:41:26 Yeah. Well, I've been doing, but open mics, like not even on the strip. Yeah. And I, well, I had lined wise guys to shout out to Paulie, but this is the most fun I've ever had on the strip. We had so much fun last night. I'm sad that you weren't with us. You had to go to bed early.

Starting point is 00:41:40 I understand you got to get your sleep, but we had a great time. Well, I don't drink. So we weren't drinking at one point at some point. Well, I don't drink. So we weren't drinking. At one point, at some point, I was so, so hanging out with people. I know. I get it. He's on his last run. Are you leaving?

Starting point is 00:41:53 Where are you going? Yeah, please. Get out of here. I don't want to look at your face anymore for a little while. Oh, my. Unbelievable. He just deserves the world. I know.

Starting point is 00:42:01 We give him so much. He did the vagas, right? He didn't spend a dime of his own money. That is exactly correct. The best way to do Vegas is to have everybody pay for everything for you. That's right, right? So this is our 200th episode. It's pretty powerful. If we're going to sit in it for a second, it's pretty amazing. We've done 200. We did 200 episodes. Let's be honest, it's hard. Yeah. To constantly, I mean, it's hard, but I think that we have a really good team and boy, what a good combination, me and Andrew.

Starting point is 00:42:33 And it's true. It is. It is. It's a good combination. It's the best thing I've done in a very, very long time. Same. You do bring, you know, riff ruff. I can't help this.

Starting point is 00:42:45 It's like charity work. I got a, I got to get a man. I got to bring my boys around. I don't, I don't have a choice. And, um, but I have to say to the fans, it's, it's, it's the greatest thing I think that's ever happened to me in show business. It is me too. I've said that multiple times.

Starting point is 00:43:01 I spent so long trying to find a real audience. And I have, you know, audiences from different things I've done, but this fan base feels like they're going to be there for a very long time. I hope so. No, I know so. I feel it. I know. And when I meet them in the streets, there's an immediate bonding I have.

Starting point is 00:43:22 I'm just saying, I'm so grateful for it. You know, other things I've done have been good, but this has been amazing. And you know, it's funny when this old guru told me a long time ago, I tell you when the old guru told me, tell me. He goes, he goes, if you stay sober, he said to me, right?

Starting point is 00:43:47 He said, all the things that you dream of, they're not gonna happen. I go, okay. If you stay sober, if you stay so white, he goes, what God's gonna do is give you things that you're not gonna expect and that are better, right? And I go, oh, and that's, it's been true. Zock-Dock!

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Starting point is 00:45:46 zock.com slash bad friends. The strip club coming circle back for just a second. Yeah. The first time I went to a strip club was not funny. Oh, I went on a first date. Wait, what? Yeah, I went to meet this guy and I really liked him and he, I got to the restaurant and he was with 10 other friends.

Starting point is 00:46:03 And then he said, we're all going to a strip club. And it was just like really awkward. And so I always thought of them negatively, but last year was so fine. But wait, here's the best part. She told me the story last night. How long do you still see that guy for after the first day? Three months.

Starting point is 00:46:18 So it obviously didn't matter. It didn't matter. Like clearly, it didn't really matter. Three more months after that. You still were like, maybe he'll change. But I never went back to a strip club. This was like 10 years ago. There's a first time that we busted that strip club cherry for her and for Macon for real. I can't look at women the same.

Starting point is 00:46:35 In a good way. Yeah. You respect them even more as acrobatic entities of athleticism. Yeah, they're amazing. These women were un-fucking real. I mean, it was as almost as if they got girls from Cirque du Soleil. Yeah. And they were like, hey, I know you love doing acrobatics. Do you mind money being thrown at you? Oh, wow.

Starting point is 00:46:54 And they were like, instead of a check, can we just have money thrown at you because you're so good, they're so good at acrobatics. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chocking. There was a girl that could hit her legs above her head on the floor, so hard, it shook the floor and it hurt my feet. Yeah. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

Starting point is 00:47:10 like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

Starting point is 00:47:18 like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like I'm like, yeah, and she's like, 250, I'm like, come on. Your wife is like, and she turns around, she's like, get this guy out of here. I'm gonna be back. You kicked out of my own house.

Starting point is 00:47:30 I'm gonna say the things they do in the store, is this stuff that you would see in the bedroom, man. Okay, but here's the deal. What's sexy about it is that it's like, it's like this naughty, un-ungetable fantasy world. It's like you're watching anime. It's like, naughty, un-ungetable fantasy world. It's like you're watching anime. It's like it's not real, it's real, but it's not, he's got a fart.

Starting point is 00:47:52 What are you doing? What's the matter? No, yeah, okay. Oh yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not what they do. They do a lot of all they have to do. You know what it's like, that's all they have to do. It's like stand up. Oh, yeah, you got to in this last night, you got to stand up. Yeah, they got the hosties bringing them on. They do their act and you watch and you're like, wow, but you're not going to go home and

Starting point is 00:48:16 do your act, you know, to your friends. See, exactly. No, she's right. Because she even said that there were three stages and she goes, so this is like the main room and that's like the belly room. She said to the small stage. And it was. You could tell they were working out over there.

Starting point is 00:48:29 Yeah, they were working out for me. They were trying some of the tricks. Wow. And by the way, the DJ is just like a host. Yes. The DJ is a little middle host. And then sometimes there was two girls that came at the same time and she goes, that's like the scar, scar brothers.

Starting point is 00:48:40 Yeah, there was a duo. Is it two of them? Yeah. No, they were just moving that looked a lot. Oh, yeah, yeah. She goes, that's like the squad brothers. I go, that's exactly. This is just like standup. Yeah. All night, she

Starting point is 00:48:49 kept doing that. It was very cute. She kept going. Wow. I should have gone. She goes, this is just like standup. Yeah. Wow. Don't you guys feel like we're just funny strippers? We are funny strippers. But it's also, they're

Starting point is 00:49:00 both in the same environment, you know, to drink minimum usually. Yeah. Yeah. It's really sad. What's going on? No, let her do it. Do do do do your thing. Yeah. Do your iPad thing, baby. Do your iPad thing. Last time, last time we saw Bobby's mom, I'm Bobby mom. Had to do it. The last time we saw Bobby's mom, we were in Phoenix and the moment we got her in there, she got right on her iPad like this and she showed me she was downloading photos of BTS boys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's got to be

Starting point is 00:49:25 10,000. I'm not even kidding. How many photos are in there of BTS boys? 45,000. 45,000 photos. You know what, dude? I'm going to let her do what she wants to do. I've done hard anybody. You never heard anybody know. She would be a great dictator for real. I know. I know. I know. You should give her some dictator lines. You think she'd be a dictator? Yeah real. I know. I know. I know. You should give her some dictator lines. You think she'd be a dictator? Yes. Yeah, let's give her a line.

Starting point is 00:49:49 Let's give her a line. What's the line? The baker must. The baker. Just chop his head up, but don't set him on fire. All right, here we go. This is what you want to say. The baker.

Starting point is 00:50:04 Repeat after me. The baker, repeat after me. The baker. Yeah. Don't chop his head off. Don't chop the car off. Yeah. Oh, the baker. The baker.

Starting point is 00:50:14 Yeah. Chop his head off. Chop the head off. Don't set him on fire. Don't set him on fire. He did that on your own. Go ahead. No. No. The baker. Don't chop his your own. Go ahead. The, no, the baker don't trap his head off.

Starting point is 00:50:28 Oh, no, the baker, trap his head off. Don't send him on fire. Say it. Go. More aggressive. The baker, the baker, chop his head off. Have, have off his head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. And don't send him on fire. Don't send him on fire. That's what you do. No. Okay. Don't I'm fine. You said that. Sit now. Baker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And don't say it on one of five. That's what you'll do it now. Okay, it's on. I'm fine. You said that's it now. Baker. Yeah. What are you going to do with them? Don't chop. Oh, don't. Don't forget. It's like a car. Yeah, yeah. No, chop is head off. I don't think about don't the set on on five. Yeah, that's good. That's the same.

Starting point is 00:51:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the same., this is the same. You should write it down. I think she could say it. I want to find out. I tell you, I think we got to start this 101 class over again. I think that, what do we, if you're going to do it, you got to really get her into it. You got to set the mood, set the character. I mean, you were, you were so quick, you were kept,

Starting point is 00:51:18 and you kept telling her the wrong thing to say. Every time you tell her, all right, you ready? For a dictator phrase? Okay. Say, um, all the women burn them alive. Burn them alive. Burn them alive. Burn them alive. Burn them alive.

Starting point is 00:51:35 Burn them alive. Burn them alive. Burn them alive. So, okay, say that. All the women. Burn them on live. That's good enough. That's pretty good.

Starting point is 00:51:43 That's a pretty good dictator. That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a pretty good dictated. This is also a Biden-prepareous for us. We just... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:55 Same consistency. That's pretty good. That's very good. Yeah. Very good. I'd vote for you. Are you... Would you run for president?

Starting point is 00:52:03 No. Run for president? Would you want to be the president of the United States? Yeah, you'd never run. That's why she's so good Okay, can I grab this real quick? This is concerning who's that? This is concerning what is it? She's got Show me Show me. Thomas. Oh yeah. What's going on over here, Mom?

Starting point is 00:52:30 Arabian. Arab. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian.

Starting point is 00:52:38 Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Arabian. Oh my God. He's getting out of the country because they operate every woman going to fall for him. Oh right.

Starting point is 00:52:50 So many women are trying to live in this country. Right. And you think he's handsome. Yeah. So he has to live in seclusion. He's handsome. Right. But what if he had a brazilian?

Starting point is 00:52:59 What? Brazilianness. He got a nice. Oh, you like this, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you don't like Brazil penis. But what if you had one? What if you had a big go to? No, I don't want to see that.

Starting point is 00:53:10 Oh, you want to see the penis? No. No, you just want to shake hands and play chess or something. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, lunatic lunatic me. Yeah, yeah, sorry. She's hold on. Okay. We got to get her a bigger iPad. Yeah, yeah, sorry. She's hold on.

Starting point is 00:53:28 Okay. We got to get her a bigger iPad. Yeah, you're right, you're right. There's going to be a different way of doing this. 100%. There's got to be a different way to do it. Mom, what are you doing? What's your deal? Okay, don't bother me. Don't bother her. Don't bother her. Yeah. Yeah. I'm playing fruit and it's what she does all day. That's what's concerning to me. She lives bother me. No bother, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Starting point is 00:53:48 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Starting point is 00:53:56 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Starting point is 00:54:04 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Exercising and engaging and fun. Yeah, yeah, because yours is a little too immersive You're going to gym to yeah, yeah, yeah, she goes to the gym you go to the gym every day you swim every day Once a week is a lot ask him how often he goes to the gym never Okay, yeah, thanks mom. Well, she is right though. She is right. You think we can get you on a workout plan for 2024 We talked about it. Are you really gonna come through with it or no? Yeah, yeah, um, yep, yeah. Good change subject. I can feel that. Yeah. I don't want to talk about that, you know. Why not? Because your health is to do it. Why? I mean, what's concerning about my, do you, do you have concerns of my health? Andreas, you look very healthy. How about you? Do you have concerns? It's weird because on paper, yes. but I know you personally and you are so spiteful

Starting point is 00:54:48 and you'd seem much younger than your age. How about you guys? No. You think Carlos, you concerned? The Red Bull, yeah. Oh, Carlos. Yeah, Carlos. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:01 Look at him. The pot. Who's that? He's making what? And who is this? Can we show who this is now to the group? Oh, oh, also a Korean chef. No, but she goes. Well, the mic class serves. Mom, you have to talk on the mic. Oh, why? Because that's no one can hear you.

Starting point is 00:55:22 They don't have. Oh, yeah, so what is he doing? That's no one can hear you. They don't have. Oh, yeah. So what is he doing? He's a ceramic class in there. He's ceramic class, yeah. But they are making something. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:30 Like he's saying, what is this? Cause he's still in Pico in there. Yeah. So you think it's a penis. It looks like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:37 And you laughed at that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's a BTS. He's BTS. A big. Yeah. He's an old-fashioned. He's an idol.

Starting point is 00:55:45 He's an idol, right? You know that he does that every night in this way. No, they are like saints. They're like saints. They don't know. They do, mom. They're like saints in priests. They go after little boys.

Starting point is 00:55:58 They don't touch their own. They don't touch their own. Yeah. She thinks that the BTS are like angels. They are. They are. Yeah, they are. Tell me they're not. How would they not be angels?

Starting point is 00:56:09 Those are beautiful, a little angel. We don't know what they do, but there's no way that that's insane. They think late at night when they're done performing. Yeah. They go eat dinner, they pray, and they go to bed. And they don't go to party. They don't go to party, baby. They have a Grammy here.

Starting point is 00:56:22 Yeah. After that, they don't go to party, they go to hotel, and they go to... And They have a Grammy here. Yeah. After that, they don't go to party. They go to a hotel and they do. And they suck each other off. No. No. They go to the hotel. They suck each other off.

Starting point is 00:56:31 They talk to his there are fans. Oh, really? You did the top. What? Yeah, she doesn't. Mom, you know, that's because of the phone. I can't turn on the don't pay attention. I know, but we can't hear you.

Starting point is 00:56:42 In the room, the show, we can't hear you. You don't know me. I'm here but we can't hear you. In the room, the show, we can't hear you. You don't know me, I'm here. I'm not here. You don't know me. Super star. Honestly. This is the kind of super star stuff that I'm feeling like trying to write.

Starting point is 00:56:54 I'll write it right now. I'll write it right now. That's my favorite. Let's see. Oh my goodness. My favorite, she's a favorite fellow. I'm like, I was pressing. Yeah, I like I was pressing. Yeah, I was like that.

Starting point is 00:57:09 Yeah, your lip was crooked. Yeah, that was something that had to be used. You know that lucky people you lose your, you know, stomach. If you lose your stomach, yeah, stomach stomach. Extra fat. Exercise. Exercise. Yeah, you have a young face.

Starting point is 00:57:27 You look like a baton. But this one doesn't go together. Right. What? Your face and this is the man. What's this mean? What's this mean? What's this mean?

Starting point is 00:57:39 What's that mean? What's that mean? You think of that? Bad. Yeah. Okay. Look at you. You look like him. You of fat? Fat. Yeah. Okay. So look at you. You look like him.

Starting point is 00:57:49 You get exactly the same. Yeah, yeah, I know. You do kind of have me know I'm a mom. You know I'm a mom. Why? Because that's fucking me. Hey, hey, you know, I'll be with you guys.

Starting point is 00:57:57 She just said I'm fat. She speaks the truth. You're like someone who's a man. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You do kind of have the same Elvis pattern. When you were young, you looked like him and then you know when he got like bloated, Nate peanut butter and banana sandwiches, you kind of look like that Elvis right now,

Starting point is 00:58:14 the one that died on the toilet. That's what she's saying. I know what she's saying. That's what she said. It makes my throat sore. It gets me flustered. It does. It gets me.

Starting point is 00:58:24 She makes me flustered. Why? And It gets me, she makes me flustered. Why? And gets my emotions running. He's sad now. Now he's sad. He doesn't care. Look at her. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:31 You get, you take that from your mom, though. What? Like the other day you said, I look like a turtle. Oh, that's right. Is that the same thing? Yeah, it's kind of, and then I get flustered. You, you, you, you do that good. You learn the special skill.

Starting point is 00:58:41 And then that from my mom makes you stronger. Yeah. No, no, being direct. No, being direct. No, being direct. Oh, I know, I know, mom. You're not. What? You don't look like a toddler. No, I. You look like a person. I thank you, mom. You said that people, thank you so much. She looks like a turtle. I like a turtle. No, what does she look like? Women. Oh, okay. She look like a woman. All the a turtle. No, what does she look like? Women. Oh, okay, she look like a woman.

Starting point is 00:59:06 All the women. What do I look like? No one read the hair. A rangatang. No, a rangatang. I heard it. I know what you're saying. That's what she means.

Starting point is 00:59:14 It's a stagomy, you know. It's stagomy, all right. The hair, it's a forever, red hair. It's forever, red hair, yeah. Yeah, what am I gonna do with it, you know? It's, I'm trying my best. Yeah, that's your am I ugly? No Is he handsome? No, mom

Starting point is 00:59:28 Is he handsome? You know He's shaved You're top mom. He knows why are you like Nice, all right, if I shave my beard would I be yeah, I'll get rid of it If I shave my beard would I be? Yeah, I get rid of it because I don't like you don't like beard No, but it's a beard. All right. Well, because it's too strong. What about his face? Oh, hair? Do you like his facial hair? His face on his the mustache. Yeah, it looks nice

Starting point is 00:59:53 That one's okay and I like his long hair. He has beautiful long hair No, like when he was a high school. He's a hair is a piece long. I know they used to pull on it And I say you know she you just cut your hair? No, my ancestor has a man has a long hair. Who said that? You said that? Because they have hair and bondage and hair. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:16 Yeah, I feel that because in high school, I had long hair down my ass. You have 4,000 years, you know. Yeah. And I said, our ancestors had long hair. I said, I cannot say nothing because they have a hair. It's true. It's not that. Your our ancestors had long hair. I said I cannot say nothing because True your ancestors did have long hair. Yeah And no trees beautiful long hair beautiful. He still has beautiful long hair So 200 huh 200 episodes. They're 200 up

Starting point is 01:00:39 Wow, yeah, it's a miracle. It's a miracle, huh? Faithful heaven. I mean, it is impressive. 200. I know. That's a lot. I know. And I'm glad you came out for this. This is big. Hey, Carlos Carlos Carlos is right now. Yeah, we we exchange our texts. Oh, four, three days. Yeah, yeah. Three days. Yeah. Whoa. Why? He sent me a airplane ticket. Yeah. He didn't say what ticket. Yeah, he didn't say what airline. Oh, he didn't say what airline. Carlos, Carlos, you bought her a ticket.

Starting point is 01:01:10 American airline or Southwest, you know, he says the Southwest, right. But they are colleagues of American airlines. Right. And he didn't know where I can meet him. Right. He doesn't know much. Yeah. So I say I'm at the you know baggage claim. Yeah. He said I'm there too. And he said one number. I said two and he came right bag. He came right back. Yeah. He's a good guy. He's trying. He's trying. Hold me and you know. How does he hold you?

Starting point is 01:01:46 Nice. Nice. Yeah. Gentleman like. Gentleman like. Not Horde like. Yeah. Where's his hands at?

Starting point is 01:01:55 What? Where do you put your hands? On your butt. Oh no. No. Right here. Back. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:03 Okay. Watch your hands. Watch your hands, bud. Watch your hands, dude. Watch out. Watch out. No, but, you know, no, but, no, but, no, but, because he gets handsy with women. He grabs butts. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:15 I'm gonna hit him. Yeah, you hit him. I'd love to see that. Yeah, I'd love to see you at him. We've had a good, we've had a good time. We've had a good time. We've had a good time. We've had a good time. We've had a good time. We've had a good, we've had a good time. We've had a good time. Listen for the most confusing episode.

Starting point is 01:02:27 I do want to say I wish Rudy could be here. Me too. She was taking her final. For people that want to know, she's in her middle of her finals to complete her second year in college. God, that's fucking nuts. And that's the time. We knew where she went to high school, right?

Starting point is 01:02:41 Yeah. It's not crazy. It's crazy. And she's a, she's grown up to be a good, well right? Yeah. Yeah. It's not crazy. It's crazy. And she's grown up to be a good girl. Yeah. Yeah, she really is. She's grown up to be a really, and I'm so, you know, I have to say, I think I had a lot to do with it.

Starting point is 01:02:53 I think you had some to do with it for sure. A lot. Some a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Some of the principles, for values, ethics, ethics for sure, a moral foundation, moral fiber that you have exactly. And you need more fiber by the way

Starting point is 01:03:05 we were talking about that earlier my mom thought saying that I was fat really fucking threw me into a you're not fat I think if I lost this I would look like BTS and that's not true we know that because your weight isn't going to change your face and that's not I mean it'll change the way your face is structured you're not going to turn into Matt Rife. How funny. If you did. Imagine if you lost 20 pounds and you became Asian Matt Rife. What would I do? Somebody please make that image. Asian Matt Rife, please.

Starting point is 01:03:32 Yeah. Asian Matt Rife. Matt Rife. Matt Rife. That's right. That's funny. Stooshy Matt Rife. That's what Asian Matt Rife is doing.

Starting point is 01:03:41 All right. So I want to say, I love you guys. And let's take one quick minute. Bobby had a great little speech in the middle of the set. I was very touching and meaningful. We appreciate the fans so very much. It's meant the world to us to be able to travel, to see you guys, to come see us live. I think a hundred thousand people came and saw us this year or something like that. It was pretty incredible. That's incredible. And we did a ton of cities and we're going to do a ton of cities more. And from the bottom of my heart, it's been incredible.

Starting point is 01:04:10 And I hope we continue this journey for a long time. And thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend.

Starting point is 01:04:20 I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I get to be a bad friend. I'm gonna go to my die story here already, right? Andrew? My Andrew dies Clayton's story. No. I've never told you that. I don't think so. I was working the back door at the commissary.

Starting point is 01:04:29 My commissary teacher, I didn't know him. And he walks in to the school, he was H.H.ing. I go, yeah. What's your name, Chen? He just called me Chen. Oh. H.H.ing. That's a good guess.

Starting point is 01:04:39 I know, but he would go, I go, that's racist. You go, no, chit-ching, it's money. Oh yeah, that's really good. Right, so that was good. So I didn't know I was working the back door. I go, that's racist you got no, chitching, it's money. Oh yeah, that's really good. Right, so that was good. So I didn't know I was walking the back door. I go, I go, this is 1997, 2006. He goes, let's go.

Starting point is 01:04:52 I'm working the back door. I go, where are we going? You guys Vegas. I go, I can't, he goes, I already talked to them. You're going. What? So I go from literally working the back door. What?

Starting point is 01:05:03 Yeah, into his car and we're driving to LAX. Here's another interesting note. When we were at the gate, I remember I was so scared I'd know him. He lives in a cigarette. In the airport. At the gate. Holy shit. And I go, excuse me, Mr. Clay, you can't smoke, he was like, I can.

Starting point is 01:05:22 And I will. And then they were coming, he goes watch this. And he put it on the ground, he stomped on it and he pointed it and they're like okay sounds like a nice guy Yeah, it's great. That sounds really nice. That's where you learn some techniques. Uh-oh Looking for a fight mid show Looking for a fight mid show He's looking for a fight Look at me. I'm not mad. Go ahead.

Starting point is 01:05:45 Tell me what you're saying. So that's where you learn something. Learn what about the cigarettes and how to like, honestly, dude, I didn't know that you're not allowed to smoke here. I know. Right? You know that at a gate at an airport, a real cigarette also, this isn't a cigarette. When people complain about vapes, vipers.

Starting point is 01:06:06 Vipers, I mean, vapers, vapers. Vipers, it's not the same. That was our little gay gang. I spoke this on the Vipers. No, it's a fuck. Yeah. It's not like a cigarette. You know, it's okay.

Starting point is 01:06:18 So anyway. I wanted to transition real fast. You have penny loafers on. I didn't even notice. You have cute little penny loafers on. Yeah. Do you not put pennies in the loafers? One of those. You're wearing penny loafers.

Starting point is 01:06:26 You see those little slots at the tongue? Those are, that's for putting a penny in for good luck. And if you come in, you know, if you, if you come on a hard time, at least you have a couple of cents in your shoes. Like children wear those shoes. I do actually. We used to wear this in church when we were kids. And they hurt so much on your feet.

Starting point is 01:06:40 Don't they? Is that why you were in four sides? Yes. I didn't learn that from dice. I'm a good guy. So how was Vegas with dice? I want to know it gets crazier. What happened?

Starting point is 01:06:49 So he goes, I go, where am I staying in my room? No. Yeah, yeah. I have no, no bad, no toothbrush, nothing, no clothes. Holy shit. I'm in Vegas for nowadays, right? And he goes, you're my good look term. So we go to the mirage.

Starting point is 01:07:06 Judging. And he starts losing. I have no money, by the way. He lost a hundred grand in 30 minutes. What was he playing? Blackjack. You would do $20,000 bets. It does seem foolish. I know. Yeah. But he had a good luck. So check this out. For the next 24 hours, he lost a half a million. Oh my God. Okay. Then he goes, get back in the car.

Starting point is 01:07:36 Tells me to go back in the car. I haven't eaten, slept, anything. We fly back. He doesn't talk to me for two more years. Yeah, that makes sense. You know why? You were his good luck charm. He's a bad luck.

Starting point is 01:07:46 He told everyone. Oh my God. First of all, hey, dude, I got a sign with that. I didn't even want to be there. I know, but you should have rubbed some of that Chinese luck off of him or some. I don't know. He isn't on Korean. No, that's why you had to play it.

Starting point is 01:08:01 Just play it. No, but you can't play it. I can't manifest Chinese luck when you're Korean. Yes, that's true. Yeah, yeah. But you are the golden pig we learned yesterday. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:11 But no, no, I'm a water pig. I'm the year of the water pig. He's the year of the golden pig. But then later he changed it to dice, change it to, we only lost, I only lost a hundred grand. It was not true. He lost so much that he had to do shows for Mirage for free a couple of shows. I remember. He made a deal with them.

Starting point is 01:08:26 But my point is is that and then like no one talked to me for like two years because he was like, oh, no, that guy's bad luck. I go, what the fuck I didn't do anything? That was crazy. That was one of my first introductions. That was my second time in Vegas. The first time was with Paulie when I got past. So good things have happened here too.

Starting point is 01:08:44 Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, but I turned 21 in Vegas. That was a big deal for me. Yeah. I turned 21 in Vegas. Well, you stay circus circus. Where'd you go? We stayed at, uh, where did I stay for my 21st? I think I stayed at the, uh, the Luxor. Oh, that's nice. No, it's not. It's not. No, the pyramid. I stayed there. It's fun. Now, fun. The elevators go this way. What does what you say when, when it's sad? It's fun. It's fun. Yeah. No, it's very sad. What happened that night? The rooms were all wet. I feel like I remember the room being wet when I walked in. Yeah, like the air conditioning was like so old that I feel like it was moist. The walls were wet. Do you know what I mean by that? I felt damp and dewy. The building was sweating. It was sweating.

Starting point is 01:09:20 It's a pyramid. Yeah. Well, the sun's beating on it all day. But I gambled, we went to a little bit, like by the big Ferris, we went to, there was like a nightclub there. And it was outside and we're dancing. And my dad handed me, can't remember how much money he gave me, a couple hundred bucks. Your dad was there.

Starting point is 01:09:36 Yeah, and it's, no, my biological father came, he was here. And he gave me a couple hundred dollars, I gambled, and I was winning. and I was winning. And then I almost got kicked out multiple times because I was being allowed mouth at the table and you can't be allowed in rude. They asked you to leave if you start cussing,

Starting point is 01:09:52 and I'm winning and I'm winning, and then like the more on I am, I take all my chips and I go put it on red and lost everything immediately, just like this more on dead. That's what I did to him last night. He won twice, I said you got to put it away, he went and gambled again, and you lost it again. And That's what I did to him last night. He won twice. I said, you got to put it away. He went and gambled again. And you lost it again. And that's what you get. That's what Vegas is. You're never going to win. Yeah

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