Bad Friends - LA Riots 2k20

Episode Date: June 1, 2020

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Download the free anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started I didn't want to come and I don't want to be here I'm the son of an Atlanta City police officer My cousin is an Atlanta City police officer and my other cousin East Point police officer and I got a lot of love and respect for police officers Down to the original eight police officers in Atlanta that even after becoming police Had to dress in a YMCA Because white officers didn't want to get dressed with niggers

And here we are 80 years later I watched a white officer assassinate a black man and I know that tore your heart out And I know it's crippling and I have nothing positive to say in this moment Because I don't want to be here But I'm responsible to be here because Wasn't just dr. King and people dressed nicely

Who marched and protested to progress this city in so many other cities? It was people like my grandmother People like my aunts and uncles were members of SCLC and NAACP and in particular Reverend James Orange Mrs. Alice Johnson and Reverend Love Who we just lost last year so I'm duty bound to be here to simply say That it is your duty not to burn your own house down for anger with an enemy It is your duty to fortify your own house so that you may be a house of refuge in

Times of organization and now is the time to plot plan strategize organize and mobilize It is time to beat up prosecutors. You don't like it the voting booth It's it's a beautiful fucking speech. It's an eight-minute speech. It's gorgeous I know but but he's getting certain amounts of criticism because people are like You know when people go you go stealing isn't the answer and looting and

And then I mean it's it's like if you fill a balloon up with water. Yeah, right eventually it's gonna pop Yeah, it's just an action reaction. It's science. Yeah, right and that's where we're at in this country Yeah, the balloon popped the balloon popped so it's like if The system did the right thing. We would not be here. Yeah as simple as that Yeah, but that's fucking you're talking about a long long time. It's a very but it's a simple thing you charge As soon as that happens Mm-hmm Derek Chauvin with first-degree murder. Yeah, right you prosecute Those four officers Rodney King. That's why the riot started. Mm-hmm, right. It's that simple. Yeah

If you just did the right thing right away right away. Yeah, no riot. Yeah, no riot But here's the problem with the riots is like That's what he's saying as well as like I'm in support of people fucking just getting out their anger because of the voice for the voiceless But what he what Mike is trying to say is like don't burn our neighborhoods. We need to get together and by the way Both sides are right like I agree why Mike is saying like please let's like protect ourselves because let's not hurt our community more But anytime somebody burns something I'm also like, yeah, let it burn. Fuck it. I don't know That's how you that's how they're getting out there fucking frustration. How what are you gonna say go to a shooting range? Go?

Go break something outside like what's the right way for them to fucking be mad? So that's why I'm I agree with both people I agree with killer Mike, and I agree with people going to light target on fire. Fuck it. Whatever. What do you do? I to see both points of view. Yeah, and I I'm not I don't even necessarily I'm supportive of writing. I hate it. No, no, I don't want to sit. I don't want the city to be on fire I don't want I mean I saw a footage of this older African-American gentlemen during I watched that. Yeah, you know the Yeah, and he's Pleading with them like I worked so hard. Mm-hmm. You mean I came from the streets, too

Stop burning my shit that it's heartbreaking. I read in your face the sadness even when you're like when I'm talking Okay, I'll tell you why when I'm talking because I'm really bummed out. No, I know when I'm talking You have this little smirk, but your eyes are sad. Yeah, my I'm really yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and they're dark And they're sad, you know little clown. You know also why yeah, why because I feel like I should say something about what's going on Outside of our show like on social media and other than Twitter. I haven't put anything on Instagram or thing I feel like I'm supposed to but I don't know I don't know what to say and it just comes to a point where we we all Know if whatever your ideology is we're all on the same page. Who else am I trying to? Convince because the other side whoever that other side is in the issue

We're not gonna convince them of anything. Yeah, so you're just touting to people that are on your side echo chambers Yeah, so it's it doesn't who cares. Why would you? For me, it's a given that George Floyd him getting murdered is an atrocity and it needs to be stopped But but but what am I who am I trying to convince? No people would argue that you need to say something so people So more power is brought to people by voice of saying like I'm also against this it just it helps I think it helps in the grand scheme of things. It's like when somebody says voting doesn't matter That's the dumbest shit. I've ever heard of my fucking life. Well, both doesn't even come. No, your voice does count You it does count and you should keep voting just because it's a good example to set for the next generation

Because as soon as people stop voting then you have to get rid of the electoral college Of course that to be sure of course, but in that to be true. Of course in the meantime for that to be true still need to vote Because you're setting an example for someone like her who won't vote she can't vote her age range Right when they start voting it they'll go they'll start going fucking who cares my argument toward that though is is we're a product of our environment, right and The people that are gonna vote one way are always gonna vote that way. It's you're not gonna sway Gun-toting confederate flag waving Right wing people. Let me just get let me play devil's advocate. Go ahead

If 99 of those people who are staunchly Against your belief system out of a hundred and one person is on a weird fence and they grew up that way But they don't may not agree with everyone around them and they see your post and they're a fan of the show maybe Maybe you change their opinion Maybe make an argument on that. Okay, so I'm playing Back to war zone, but I play with a kid from Georgia. He lives in a small town. He's a little near Atlanta Mm-hmm, and his family everyone around him are

staunch Trump supporters their stance their staunch right wing people and he He told because I play with him all the time. He's gonna move out here. In fact tiger Bella. We might hire him as a We love this kid. What's his name? Raimi Raimi and He goes, I don't know Bob Um, I was just born in this environment and I have always been into anime and into ethnics causes and Liberalism and everyone of my dad my mom everyone of my sisters everyone around me are a huge

Trump touting, you know, I mean they think you know and He goes I was just I don't know what it is. I was just born this way, right? So what you're saying to me isn't true. I just think that there's some people that are just born Even no matter what environment, but it's like, you know, you know, my parents were very Koreans are very racist Yeah, and they would say very racist things and I just remember being at dinner going. I I don't know why I'm that way I don't know why they didn't influence me but I as a kid just looked at the world around me and went this seems like

The right thing to do and the this set of things is the wrong thing to do and I don't care what people are saying I think you're just born that way. No, I you're no you contradicted yourself by saying you are a product of your environment You are a product of your environment. Yeah, I tried to I tried to I tried to double down The point is I tried to double down. You can change people you can people People who are on the fence about how they really feel maybe they grew up a certain way Whether or not they grew up a righty or a lefty around people around them The only way for them to gather more information to make it their their choice on what they like is through stuff like that

Through social media to being like hey man, check out shit like this This is a way to inform you about how I think the world works and then you decide I Agree with this. I disagree with that But if you go I'm not even gonna try to reach out to those people. Well, what the fuck? Well, what the fuck? What do you mean? That's that it's it's worth it. Hmm. It's worth it. I don't think so I think it's worth it. I think shaking it. I think putting your hand across the aisle is very important. I Think because if you just go I'm this way you're that way fuck you that we don't get anywhere But if we do the thing where we go, hey, but let's have a conversation

But that's not what you're saying that is what I'm saying No, because when you when you when you when I when I your point of view yeah on there Not everyone that is not reaching your handout. That's not true Not everyone listens to me is a fuck it you think all of my fans are all liberals That's impossible. Of course. I have fans that are Republican. Yeah, we have fans that are both people Yeah, that's an insane idea to think that you're all I'm yelling at is one side No, but I need all my fans to know how I feel about issues whether or not they agree with me I'm still gonna voice my fucking opinion. Yeah, I'm gonna say this is right to me. This is wrong to me

And it's not a fuck this isn't about Trump. This is about me saying here's how I feel about this fucking guy getting killed This I feel about this this way Yeah, you know, um, I mean the bigger issues like like Trump or like fucking your party That's a whole nother thing, but about this we should be saying something about it. Yeah, it's important I I have to learn as an inner entertainer to Express my opinions and not take comments personally. Yeah, why I don't know why I'm tied to comments When I look at someone like Tommy Lauren, is that her name? Tommy Lauren Tammy the girl Ralph Lauren. No, the girl. That's right-wing blonde girl. Oh, oh, yo

Tommy yeah, Lauren whatever that fucking. I don't know. Yeah to Tommy Tommy if she expresses She says crazy shit. Yeah, and then I read all the thousands of comments of her. Do you can't all that stuff, right? They do I know and and I think to myself. There's no way she reads this She does But how does she she loves it up? She does. She's she probably want to get to the point where I love negative things. No Then if I if I wasn't attached to people's criticism or people's point of view if I wasn't attached to that Then I would be able to say whatever I want to say like do what Michael rapper port does and just go on these tangents I want to do that. That's not that you are afraid. What you're not gonna do what rap does

That's a very rap thing to do you do the way that Bobby does it, right? You're just not like them and you don't need that negativity because it's where people that eat negative stuff that it fuels them Yeah, that's sad. Yeah, I don't want that shit around get the fuck out of here with that shit Yeah, you want to be negative take a fucking walk. Don't don't then don't don't be around me I don't need your bullshit. You look good by the way What do you mean? I like the color pop this orange in this and the trim on there in this yellow hat. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Why dude? I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well you two are something. We're bad friends. You look real it looks good. You know why? Huh?

Everybody going to the party have a real good time. I want to say that we had started yesterday. We started yesterday. We did a whole thing yesterday and then we went oh we cannot air that. No, we cannot air that because it was like we were just in a spot. It was a bad spot. It was a very bad spot. We did a bad we can talk about we did a bad Reddit AMA that we did both of us didn't really like and we didn't like it. It's just those things are not they're hard to do. It's hard to be like I have to type as fast as I can and we both. Not only that it's just like Brendan Shaw's a good dude. Well they were trying to yeah they were trying. Yeah Brendan Shaw. Let me just defend Brendan Shaw.

But wait let's give it context. People that don't know. We were on a Joe Rogan subreddit that that should we mention his name who put us on that. Everyone knows. Okay. Everyone listen OK out of the out of the bad friends organization. Yeah who would put us in a situation where it's not good for a while. I'm not good for all of it. Let me tell you something, Bobby. Bobby, let me tell you something, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

George threw us into a fucking reddit. I'm trying to help you guys. I'm trying to create content and trying to expand our horizons. It's like, what? What? It's like an old car starting up. So we did that and then we have to answer questions, a lot of the questions had to do with Brandon Shaw.

The shop. They were all trolls because it's a broken thing. Yeah, if shop, you know, if shop was fucking your girlfriend, what would you do? It's like, what? Film it? I don't know. What do you want me to say to that stuff? First of all, I wouldn't do anything.

I would laugh. I would break up with Kalyla and I would move on. If a guy that big did fuck your girlfriend in front of you, ugh. So embarrassing. What, were you left? No, no, no. I'd just be heartbroken. Why?

Because then it's just a big, big penis ruined it forever. That's it. You can't go back in there after that. Ask Kalyla about my fucking machinery. I know about it. I've seen it. It's delicious. A thousand times.

It's delicious. You know what, when you go to like a milk tea store or a boba store, it should be a topping. Yeah, Bobbi Dick. Like boba. You know what I mean? Like inside. Okay, so you want sprinkles and then you want taro. You want taro, boba and Bobbi Dick.

And Bobbi Dick for you. And it's like, it's chewy. It's chewy. Yeah, it is. It's dark like boba. Yeah, you have a really dark penis. Well, you know, that's what I'm saying, dog. No.

No. Wait, speaking of nudity. Yeah. Hold on. But let's go back to the thing though. Okay, okay. So we started yesterday and... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't roll your eyes. No, no, no. I'm just the trolls. I'm thinking about all the bullies. Yeah. So then that's, we, we did have to answer the question and then put us in a bad mood. And then we started and in my head I was trying to go, how do we talk about, you know, just George Floyd?

I mean, how do you do this? Yeah, how do we bring it up? I was so angry about it and so like just hurt and emotional about it. And then so I just, in my head came up with like different ideas of trying to spark something and just came out wrong. No, we all, we just couldn't meet. We couldn't meet on it. But what we just said at the beginning of the podcast I think is, look, we'd be remiss

to not talk about what's going on to be stupid. People come here to listen to us because they want comedy and us to have fun. We do too. But we would be stupid to not mention that it, we're fucking bummed out. It's a little, it's, we're, it's, it sucks, right? This is a fucking shitty time. It's also crazy to think that like we're in a, we've kind of forgot about the pandemic, right?

Dude, it's really weird. The pandemic has kind of taken a backseat because, yeah, because people need to get out there fucking anger. Like the Pandy had to sit down for a while. Yeah. I think, let me ask you this. I don't know this for a fact, but it's the question. Are the numbers going to spike because of the, no, no, that's not what I'm, I hate when

people do that. My mom used to do that. I do it to you all the time. I know. I don't like it. That's great. I'm going to keep doing it. Do you think that you should go take a shower?

No. You should. I know. Your mother said that for a reason. She did. But do you think that because the country was in quarantine for a couple of months and people, you know, financially are in trouble and, and you have all this pent up rage along with, you know, I mean, seeing a murder on camera, you think the combination started

it or do you think there are different issues? No, I actually, I agree. I actually agree with that. I was talking to a friend about it the other night that like, I think this, I think this was going to happen regardless, but I think the pandemic amplified it. People are frustrated. People that aren't making money right now. You're hurt.

You're mad. You're angry. You see this. This was going to happen anyway, but it was like the pot boiled over. Well, I think, I think I'm on a mod. It started there as well. Yeah. Right.

Because when they didn't arrest those dudes right away, right? That in itself, because remember that with that fucking, you're like, what? And then two, three, two weeks ago, that happened three weeks ago. Three weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then this happens.

It's just a cascading effects. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, it was inevitable. Yeah. It's inevitable. It's going to happen. And that is number one.

Don't do that. Obviously. Obviously. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't be a piece of shit. But if you have one John Wayne-y kind of like character in there, right, who, I'm not. What are you?

No, I'm just saying, if somebody does do that, which I hope that you've learned our lesson. Oh, that we've, we've prosecuted. You fucking prosecute them right away. Immediately. Immediately. Yeah. It should be like the same day. Look at the tape.

It's them protecting their own. That's what, that's what I don't like it as well. Well, here's what I'll say is like, there's been plenty of cops that get online that say, this is disrespecting the pledge that they took. There's a lot of people have been, a lot of cops have voiced their opinion being like, this makes us look awful. The people that take an oath that do the right thing, dude, I've cops in my family. They get disgusted and embarrassed by behavior like this because they've done the right thing

as much as they can for so many years, right? They go, they do what they can and they try to be a member of the, the service and a part of the community. And then when cops do shit like this, it makes them all look bad. And then my family members get thrown into this thing. And so immediately they have to be a part of a thing without, without, they can't, they're not certainly not going to say like, I'm not like that guy because to them, to the, to, to people that are mad about it, they all, it's all, they're all the same.

Cops are all the same to them. They're all bad people to them. And look, they're, they have a right to feel that way. But at the same time, there's plenty of cops out there that are saying, this is not okay. These motherfuckers need to be shut down immediately. They need, they need to be, they need to pay for what they did, but those cops, nobody wants to hear them right now. Do you know what I mean?

But I have to say that I can't say who it is, but we as the family, the Lee family dynamic, we have somebody very close to us, almost a family member who's a LAPD police officer. Is Eric Griffin a LAPD cop? What? Yeah. You have someone in your family who's a cop? Yeah. And do I know them?

Yeah, you know, but someone in our family member and he is in riot gear right now downtown. He hasn't been at home in a couple of days. And he, I have to say, I don't want to say his name, but politically, he's on obviously our side. He's liberal. He, he's the most appalled, right, when he sees police officers at that way. Not because he's a police officer, but he just knows the rules, right? And he, there's just ethics that he applies to his profession.

And he sees something like that and it destroys him. He cries. Of course. So, you know, and he really is, I love the guy. He's a good dude. He comes over more than you or anybody else just check how we're doing in my family. And so, I know that he's hurt. No, not even, I know there are police officers out there that are really good, nice police

officers that do the right thing. Of course. Right. Of course. In the LAPD 50 years ago, you could probably say that most of them are the worst people on planet Earth. But now, I think there are a lot of times have changed. Times have changed.

Yeah. But we still, but not enough. You still have these rogue guys. And I think it's as a police officer, I would just be like, if I was in the precinct, if I even saw somebody, you know, I mean, get written up, right, I would pull the dude aside and go, Hey, man, that's it, dude. Yeah. We're not friends.

That's it. We are done. Yeah. You know, well, especially being a minority, if you're a minority officer, working with white officers, there's a whole, there's a whole nother dynamic that happens there. Like that's a whole nother thing of like how they handle situations together. Like Tom Tom or whatever the fuck is an easing a dude. Yeah.

He stood him and he stood there like a, like he was fucking, I mean, I know, dude, I mean, listen, okay. I know that kid probably was an incel Tom Tom. Yeah. Tom Tom. Yeah. You know, he's probably, you know, oh, I become okay, do it. We're allowed to make fun of a piece of shit.

Yeah. I don't know. I get no pussy. I have no friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My uncle, my aunt, they're all scientists.

You know what I mean? Or whatever it might be. I don't know what it might be. Yeah. But I get no pussy at all, right. But you know, I love, I love true crime DB. You know who I mean. True crime.

Yeah. Yeah. CSI. I love a CSI. And the mentalist. Yes, the mentalist. The mentalist. The bones.

I love the bones. The bones. What a good son on the RAID. right because that maybe I become worse over there right right so then he joins the academy yeah he joins the academy right yeah he's smaller right and you know what they link him up with turd chauvin I can't worry you know what I mean I get linked up with this guy white guy he'll like me John Wayne John Wayne right and so they probably tease him around the precinct yep right yep hey hop sing you know I mean yeah do you make any rest today yeah you can't because

you're fine for two all right Kim Jong-un yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they shit all over and he also laughs at those jokes because he has I finally people walk me yeah right and then the incident happens because you see the photo they have I saw the video look at the photo but the photo that they showed online yeah look at this is the photo how do you look at me you don't have to look at him I want to do a side-by-side of you on his face what's it how do you spell his name I don't know Tom Tom I don't know Tom Tom but um and so he's probably sitting there going like if it was me which I would never be in that position but if it was me I'd be like I fucking put my what would you Derek in a headlock and go what the fuck are you doing

what are you doing Asian cop what's his name you know Rudy do you know it's ta oh here it is tau tau no no hold on let's do it we'll do a side-by-side of you and tau tau what a fucking what a piece of shit yeah he's acting like oh you know this fucking asshole I have no idea what let me say this this we're fine we're not cutting this out because I no no no I want to say this we're trying to bring a little bit of light to it yeah to a terrible fucking human being and this guy's a piece of shit for standing by and he deserves he deserves to be fucking thrown down to the bowels of hell for watching a man kill another man yeah so we have to make fun of

this fucking piece of shit it's also just like I just you know you're a minority too how the fuck how do you stand by how do you stand by a white dude killing another minority I cannot did you see this fucking piece of this piece of shit from Mississippi the fucking mayor who was like oh my god this piece of dog this fucking Rudy did you see this guy my how marks did you see this guy the mayor hold on they say what they removed his tweet oh what do you mean it's Mississippi mayor they removed the tweet that he had it's gone it's gone wait why he deleted it no yeah because I had it on my Twitter yeah look at this I have it well no look yeah well Mississippi mayor that I retweeted oh you don't have his actual tweet though I didn't see anything unreasonable

if you can talk you can breathe look at this fucking look at this fat piece of shit of garbage so I said I tweeted uh step on his neck if you could find it that's hilarious and then did anybody comment yeah I got a lot of good comments about it yeah people no but look at this fuck you know what somebody had the funniest comment to me it replied to mine and goes this guy's got a lot of nerve talking like that when uh Leia killed his his father with a could I just say something his job at the hut 100 I don't know I have a question for you mm-hmm what friend of ours right if they took a I can turn a white pill would turn into that just throwing it out there if there was a pill I thought you could get out of the game I could turn white I'm not saying it

and they immediately take it they transform into that would it be it's just a skin color which is I'm not saying it it doesn't fuck this guy fuck that guy fuck this guy and fuck people like him if you can breathe you can yeah if you can fucking talk we're not even that out either because I've helped that guy out yeah okay that's no look at his his twitch channel right his twitch channel when I'm on it yeah and he just think we listen he just think we're not going to tell you who it is are they all they know they don't know but I'll just tell you what he said today today he goes it's early but I want to thank you for streaming with me on occasion it does help

and my channel is building up I bitch and fine and complain but I appreciate you mm-hmm can I read it can you open it up and I can read it why because I want to read it like I think he sounds it like it sounds okay but you don't know who it is yeah I do it's early but I don't thank you okay just screaming on occasion it does help my channel building up I bitch I find I complain as you say but I appreciate you yeah kill your bullshit now love you your little fat dwarf fuck yeah yeah he's a sweetheart we know we love him we love him we love him to death bluetooth this episode is sponsored by bluetooth guys remember the days when you you were always ready to go the engine was hot now you can increase your

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to use the promo code badfriends at bluetooth.com no i'm not gonna ask you this why can't why won't you play warzone I download a call I've downloaded a call of duty on my phone no and I and I tried that for five seconds I'm even getting to the point where I'll give you money how much to buy playstation how much whatever playstation I'll buy it online send it to your house how much are playstations Rudy do you know also could I see this do they have ps5's already I had to say saying stuff like that but um ps5 ooh can you buy me a ps5 what I realized about our friendship is look at how pretty that looks I know what I realized about our friendship is you say you're gonna do something and then you don't follow through true that's your character defect yeah and

there's two things that are very important to me that you said you would get involved with but you just don't and you say it what were the two things well how long have we done this podcast 15 weeks right Korean spa yep the pandy no even before that that there was like three weeks before and we were both on the road doesn't matter okay all right I'll go do you want to go to the spa now do you want to go to the spot now so that's one thing which makes me go I don't know if he's I think he's but I'm gonna let that slide but that's fucked up that I won't go to the Korean Spa with you I'm the type of guy that if you you'd be at to be impeccable with your word and when you say something that you're gonna do something you fucking do it like if I said hey I

want to play war I said you promised me that you would play war zone I will no you won't why do I have a timetable why can I do it whenever the fuck I want because the pandy is eventually it's now ending you're not gonna have the time you're a busy man that's right right so I told you I will and I will you won't I don't know when it's gonna happen but it's gonna happen I want it to happen inside note this week so you're a man of your word so when you say it's gonna happen it's gonna happen right yeah so when you say like let's show up for two o'clock to shoot uh and then you come in 256 can I say this I'm just and that I'm just saying that there are elements that you're not aware of what happened number one you slept in no call it a tax to me so yeah call it a tax to me

go ahead you're pointing at Rudy go ahead yeah did you not have yoga what time did you end yoga um two okay all right yoga right and then she had did you take a shower afterwards yeah because you get what that was funny you're sweating was Bobo up at two yeah but like just getting up just getting that's right it's it's you know there was something that you did yesterday right yeah that you knew that you were gonna get in trouble for I told you no no don't I there was something yesterday that you knew you were gonna get in trouble for and I said you know what I'm not gonna rat you out I told you have you ever seen a a mafia movie a movie about the it's about trust loyalty exactly family right you have none of those qualities yet you're a rat

give me your sandal give me your left your left one the left one yeah here look at this look at this yeah I know can we get can we buy her new sandals I see her play with them sometimes and it blows my mind it blows my mind it's just that her feet so she has impeccable she has impeccable morals but she can't but but her sandal what happens is because she gets hairy feet oh yeah yeah her feet are gnarly so the hairs rip this rip through it wow wow so all right give me that hand I'm tired I'm tired I'm tired of you yeah give me some too just for no reason I'm talking she doesn't side with me ever in the house no I know I see it every time you come into here she really doesn't she she's obviously not on my side yeah why aren't you on Bob's side

and then here's oh I would oh I hear something that she didn't think I was gonna bring up but I wrote it down on my notes hold on let me just do this real quick it smells like the beach okay we had to go to the vet so we went to the vet for our dog Rami just listen to me and so we go we have 30 minutes because we dropped out the pet we have time to get milk tea or boba yeah so we're trying to google places around you know we go okay we we we found a place nearby and we call we go hey can we pre-order we would like um what me I would like a tie and then she tie iced tea tie a tie yeah a tie iced tea oh so good this girl goes um could I have tarot tarot you ever heard of it no okay exactly so then they go now we don't have that

and she and the both Filipino girls in the car this happened right so I'm just like just order something else maybe something that they have on the menu yeah right yep and then no we're gonna call somewhere else so they call another place do you have we'll have one tie tarot tarot we don't have that we don't have it they freak out you know what I mean so then we find a place that's like 30 minutes away yeah right they go yeah we have it probably in the shed back in the storage room you know we have to dig it out yeah and then I go like I just turn around I go why can't you guys order something normal something normal that everybody has a tie right and she goes uncle Tito tarot is more popular than tie where exactly not here bitch back home

is tarot is like very popular yeah what is it it's ube it's ube yeah what is that what's ube is it a fish what is it no it's the purple it's a squid it's the squid's left eye ube and gobe is it a fruit I don't know I I don't know but it's the flavor the purple thing the purple thing no but maybe I have had it I think I know what you're talking about I know what tarot tarot is a fruit I think yeah I think it's a fruit it's a fruit yeah and I know what it is but it's not the debate is what's more popular tie iced tea exactly everybody has time everyone everyone knows that right you know I've never had boba in my life oh you should try it dude I got it one time yeah I'm not kidding yeah and the smell of whichever one I got grossed me out so

much I couldn't do it boba has no smell this one did I don't know if I got a flavored one or something but if this was not it smelled nasty it smelled like it went bad you know when milk goes bad it smelled like that yeah but you know what the but you know what boba is yeah little ball little squishy balls yeah but it's rice I know I know but the smell of the drink made me nauseous oh yeah but it's not the boba that was smelly I know it was the milk yeah whatever go to a nice place I did I did I did I did I did anyways I'm not gonna have boba though so did I win that argument no see she did they don't and here's another thing that happens in the house is that everything's my fault today they called me today go they go I was talking about Andrew Schultz

yeah and I and how it's my boy he's my boy too and he's gonna be a very big talk show host or you know I was yeah of course yeah he's very you can have a great career great career and then they then they look at me these two and they go yeah you would too but you're too lazy I think a lot of us said it first and then I said it then I said only at home that's really mean it's really fucking mean first of all Bobby's an actor a stand-up comedian he has two very popular podcasts what do you do what the fuck you do what the fuck you do the house that you live in all right was it because it was a built on lazy bones was it built on doing nothing I only said only at home only at home only at home that's his place of rest that's what he

got a lot of nerve you have a lot of fucking nerve woman you got a lot of nerve talking like that yeah that is really not okay you know the book that you know what yeah house chores now you're doing all of them you're doing all of them all of the trash you you you're doing the trash too you and you know what you're gonna take out the trash even if there's nothing in the in the camp yeah you're just taking it out just for exercise I mean I can't believe your mouth and your mind set right now young lady I am disappointed in you disappointed in you this is what I need you living with us well that's not okay to say yeah because if I had an ally don't worry you're gonna pick up your phone and play your little game again you're gonna text anti-calayla she is

oh uncle Tito and uncle Andrew is up mean to me all right what are you playing nothing okay she is she was playing she was playing a game I know I know that's what happens I just can't you know tell me why you really said that though was it just because anti-calayla said it or did you say it because you mean it be be honest I said kind of lazy kind of lazy yeah what does that mean sometimes that he's lazy all right get close to the mic first of all just pull it towards your face yeah you can sit how you want yeah so um what are the some of the lazy things that I do just be honest he leaves all of the plates everywhere and when he eats the way she said it I don't know he throws food everywhere he throws it when he eats I don't know like he eats and it

just gets messy yeah and you have to clean it does Calayla clean it no you do but is that lazy or messy lazy and messy it's both why is it lazy because after he's done eating he doesn't he doesn't put it away that's not that's not you you misunderstand my behavior you that's what you it's a misinterpretation of my behavior what would you like him to do I'm gonna uh the reason why I do that right is I'm eating I I purposely spit things out like if I have a piece of bagel if you don't like it no so she has to clean it I really do I know you know I I'll take you know I mean peanut butter off of my bagel and just smear on the table because you know she's got to clean it up because it's like we feed her you do you clothe her we clothe her shelter right we take her to

San Francisco do we not take you to San Francisco yeah but you weren't there ungrateful there are unit there were a unit this is a family have we not taken to Seattle yeah okay was I there at Seattle all right so you know it's like I'm gonna smear a little peanut butter on the table so you gotta clean it up clean up a little bit that's all that's just a life that's a life you're a slave no okay are you upset right no you seem upset oh okay do you sometimes hate be honest with me this is the opportunity to say something I want you to be I want you to voice your frustration does he ever do stuff that really hurts your feelings or pisses you off only when he buys a lot of things when he buys stuff yeah because like food and then I have to like sanitize it oh put it all and put it away

but who do you get to eat some of that do you get to eat some of the food yeah I purposely order like be honest we had six pizza come in frozen pizzas huge ones like I know I saw the next day yeah another six arrived you have no fucking room in the freezer you have 12 frozen pizzas at home oh we have like 15 now what right from different companies around the country right and then she has to I could see her take all the stuff out of the freezer and try to organize it and still we have no room to have to give some of them away yeah right but she thinks that I'm I'm just doing it just just to get her to her mind to just get crazy is there a piece of it that is true oh yeah I do yeah I have fucking all kinds of stuff coming you constantly

are ordering shit yeah we you know we ordered pasta the other day was a good no and I don't want to be meaning call out the business but I bit down and back here oh it was hard corona no no what was it no I go I go like this I spit into my hand right ow back in my gum is cut I look down it looks like a piece of plastic oh my god I start getting grossed out I'm like dude did I what if I ate a bunch of fuck what fell in the pan while they're cooking it yeah I call the place I go hey man I just want to let you know I just paid a bunch of money for all this food yeah and now I'm grossed out I don't want to eat it because I don't know what the fuck is in there one of those guys fuck yeah dude no way I don't know I don't know you're one of those no no no no no yep I said

I don't want I just want you to be aware I don't know what was in it so now I'm weirded out you do this go okay there was like a lady's earring no no no it was like little pieces of stuff oh yeah multiple pieces whatever was some dudes filling out of his tooth yeah he's like it's in the back lies out now I got grossed out and I totally said I'm not I go why don't you just not order from that place again and why do you have to make a call to get money to get money back no no no I just wanted to let her know I said I don't know if something broke in the kitchen but something's in there and she goes well we'll refund your money so I don't want the money back okay good I'm letting you know I'm not going to eat it because I'm a something's in it you should look with your cook

to see what might be in the fucking what if other people shit is like that now yeah I'm just being conscious for her yeah I was not mean at all too I was like I never mean to them about that stuff I worked in a restaurant I understand but I was like hey man you could get in some fucking trouble of some which someone chokes on some shit that fell she goes talk to the chef he was cracking clam shells and he thinks it's pieces of clam shell that got in there and I was like okay did you order clam shells no I was yeah see I was like that shouldn't be like you don't want shit that you didn't order in your food no matter how delicious fucking gross if I'm you're like listen this is a shell of the it wasn't even a fucking clam I look you can see

cutting the back of my mouth yeah I was bleeding because I was like what the fuck it was sharp as fuck because it had he had cracked it and pieces had fell into my fucking pasta so callin and shop I don't understand go ahead I don't understand the upside of them doing the road granted their point of view about you know they just are doing American and I'm gonna exercise my right you know I mean no one's gonna tell me what to do and I mean I know why thing is a hoax whatever it might be but it's just in terms of logistics and and the upside there is none we should call him and make fun of him hmm I should call him and just to make fun of him but it'll go to voicemail he always leaves on voicemail shop will pick up yeah he called are you gonna call him to see if he picks

up on for you yeah yeah that's mean that's mean but it's probably gonna work I'll call shop on this line we'll see who gets who first yes Brian yeah so we're doing so annoying that you didn't answer my fucking phone call I literally was like I was like who is it my girl goes it's Amber Santino and I'm stretching and then Bobby called me and she goes there together and I go yep uh huh you guys fucking want what I'm saying are you in Houston right now yeah I'm in Houston you couldn't hear it you couldn't hear it you mean the audience applause that's right brother that the noise hey the rumor the rumor is you guys can't even pack a half so a half room Andrew Andrew no seriously there's a we read the Texas Gazette and it said these two clown farts

from LA came in here couldn't even sell half a room nope the Texas Gazette is a liberal magazine they're left-wing pieces of shit so what what's it like Brian is it I mean are people wearing masks in the audience fuck no fuck no I was at a Latin bar salsa dancing amongst oh I don't know 300 people this guy that you're talking to doesn't not only does he not observe the shutdown never has and I'm probably irresponsible for it oh no I'm not but also you think after four months of being like not being on stage that I miss at least AP well Texas Gazette just said we hate him but he didn't miss a beat yeah so you know that's that's what happens right and I'm fake news yeah well how is uh how's uh Frankenstein doing on stage you know what yeah I was frank and franken what uh

Brandon is actually fucking crushing he's got a serious 20 minutes are you guys go are you guys sharing sharing time no Andrew I do a solid hour because that's what I am you can't do a fucking hour dude I've seen you 20 minutes of you is exhausted I don't know how people sit through an hour of your shit guys guys one thing we know for sure there's a high kick your way right out of comedy it's a 20 minute bit about your thigh muscle we know two things for sure one thing is Bobby is actually Chinese the second thing we know is I am without a doubt the gold medal winner in comedy we know this yeah but can I say something to you count honestly I watched a little bit of you on Whitney on Whitney show yeah yeah boy oh boy don't go back on that hey come on that was dude you

were terrible it was so it was the worst podcast appearance I've ever seen in my life hey hey Bobby when we did the podcast you were talking about how you were enlisted and we were laughing yeah somebody somebody posted why hasn't this guy been cancelled yet about me because I was laughing so thanks for ruining my career actually don't laugh you know they when when we had a little conversation with someone about you laughing at his molestation it's why your show got cancelled on ABC what's up that's exactly right dude they called us Disney called us the mouse called us and said he's gonna get cancelled because he promotes molestation I wasn't laughing Bobby was trying to make us laugh because he makes light of all kinds of things are you doing meet and greets

after the show fuck no I would though you would right here not allowed to them yeah so are you booked now you're gonna do more dates this is coming next couple of months coming months well let's see I'm a man so yeah you guys well you guys take naps and drink glasses of warm milk and hold each other because you're afraid I'm out there I'm out there bringing laughter to the masses and making fucking bank I read I read a great I read a great post online that said Byron Callan is back at it uh yeah Byron Callan is back at it out on the road entertaining the masses we really wish some real comics wanted to get out there but we'll take this stuff for now that's what it said I had so many my audience so many fans hit me and Bobby up and we're like

you know it's fine to take like the store like the CVS brand but we'd rather the original like they really want the real thing so they want the name brand they'll take you guys for now they'll take the fucking store brand no don't say that yeah yeah yeah because it's a little bit cheaper I get it I'm only getting more famous I'm only getting more famous if if the three of us were in a car yeah and and it was firebombs and we all perished yeah it would say the great comedian Brian Callan and friends let me tell you something you're the only one that wouldn't get out of that car because you'd be strapped into your seatbelt we'd be trying to get you out of it and your little sore hip wouldn't be able to uh mobily get out during the fire that's a fucking age it's not an age thing dude and you know people say you're really showing your age

yeah yeah Byron you're really showing your age lately so when you debate Brian Byron when you debate Donald Trump in this next couple of months I mean do you have do you have an agenda I mean you've been practicing yeah do you have anything lined up yeah I have been practicing and that is that I think Chinese people like you look I'm just saying yeah yeah anyway Brian thanks for picking up my phone call I really appreciate it I know um now your feelings your real true feelings toward me thank you so much and fuck the redheaded freak I know I know you're ethnically Korean and uh and we're gonna cut this part out we're gonna cut that part out I knew why you didn't answer the phone and we're to keep the Chinese in I get I know why you answer the phone for Bobby

and not for me I understand I know exactly why you know why you know you know why it's because you're it's because you're threatened by someone like me that's so young and talented and on the rise and you don't care about Bob because she's old you don't give a fuck you you you don't like the young guys on the come up I get it I'm on a hit TV show I'm on a hit TV show how's your show how's your show whoa anyway Brian Brian I love you thanks for picking up you're the best good luck on your shows okay miss you I love you I love you bye baby I want to say something to our fans yeah and I mean this I'm sick and fucking tired of people watching our show every week and not subscribing to our shit it's the weirdest thing in the world that we have all these people

that watch and they don't subscribe to the show yeah because it only helps our show if if if yeah it helps it helps the numbers I don't understand the numbers it helps us uh keep going if you know I want to keep going and then I don't I don't get it people people hundreds thousands of people watch it and listen to it and then they won't subscribe to I don't get it take other shows out of your subscription list if you have too many get rid of stuff like Fighter and the Kid get rid of that show nobody likes that fucking show you can't get rid of Delia's show gone get rid of Whitney gone these are all shows you don't need to watch it's trash they're trash garbo they're garbage this is the only one that's worth it yeah this is the only one

one the Sting and the Sting what's which one's that one oh the guy and the girl yeah yeah yeah don't listen don't listen to that stuff either listen to our show and that's it yeah I can see the change why ripped one you farted in class in class phase by accident and then she hits me from behind you farted in yoga class we have to do this you know that pose where what's that pose called downward dog it wasn't downward dog it was uh almost a tripod almost a tripod and I had to bend over and a ripped one in class phase and then she fucking punched me in the ass yeah yeah but it wasn't like I was like I'm not an expert farder like I'm amateur yeah yeah right I don't have my

black belt you know so I can't do it at will what kind of farder are you blue belt I'm probably I'm I think I'm white belt fart you're brand new well not brand new but like maybe I got two stripes on the white belt oh like I'm almost to get to the what yellow clothes yeah yeah yeah I'm almost there what belt would I be probably yellow yellow yeah I'm pretty good you're not black belt no you can't fart at will no I used to know a girl that could yeah in junior high I knew a girl she could swallow air and fart yeah I'm not kidding I know a girl that could queef that way same yeah yeah same queef at will and then I had a girlfriend like that and then sometimes she was on a period and she would queef in my face no yeah yeah and then I could pretend I was in fight club right yeah so yeah

queefs are um funny queefs are always going to be funny they're always going to be yeah I always say I said I used to have a joke about it years ago that when you're having sex doggies down and and she queefs it's like you're moving positions and she queefs yeah it's impossible to not laugh I know it's impossible you don't you don't but inside you're going no you're you're doing the face you're doing you're doing the face right yeah you're holding yeah and she's like stop it stop it yeah like I'm not I'm not yeah yeah even your dick is like yeah or when you queef and say yeah when you stick your dick in yeah and it goes like that oh my god it is humiliating for everybody everybody but it's like those old camera man's laughing right it's like the boom operator the

squishy toys that we used to have as kids where you put your fingers like you know I'm talking about like the gel things yeah what were those the snake um do you know don't talk up don't look at her when we're talking about stuff like this no no I move on because we are we are going to get in trouble I talked about the toy I'm talking about the toy yeah okay let's address it yeah Bobby got in trouble for saying gross stuff in front of Rudy but Rudy's a legal adult and is okay with it can we get your okay on that yeah there it is well I read a text today and I text a direct message or whatever from a woman and she's like will you be nicer to her what do you mean she's like be nicer to Rudy you're so nice to Rudy I know but the thing is is why do you think he's

he's mean to you no do you want him to be nicer no he's already nice see yeah I'm so kind hearted I who's this woman I don't I just someone on Instagram well let's put her name out there and let's I don't want I don't want I don't I don't want to do that um but I'm was it a white woman telling you how to live your life she was an Asian younger girl like her and she's like be nicer to a Rudy breeze you know what I'm so nice to her yeah you are nice to her yeah we have you know she when she first moved into the house during the quarantine she wouldn't say anything to me Rudy never talked to you for weeks right you would rarely say anything to me she would go good morning uncle Tito good night uncle Tito and that was pretty much during the day nothing else doesn't

Tito mean uncle yeah so it's uncle uncle yeah good morning I make her say she says um Tito Bobby by color I want her to call uncle Tito yeah and um but then over time she starts lipping off a little bit yeah I like it no I she's shown her personality to me we've come we've gotten closer over time now I really like feel like we're family now yeah and at first I don't she wouldn't look me in the eye yeah that's because probably because I'm the white devil to you but for the most part now she's comfortable with me you you're much more comfortable with me now than you used to be yeah she was hesitant yeah she was she was nervous but I don't think talking about pussy farts is sexual no we're making a joke it's a kid we're kidding around holy shit you think her and her friends

don't joke about that stuff do you guys joke about pussy farts yeah what do you mean they're of course mm-hmm like I like when people are surprised that's like how do kids know that you're like what do you not know what the internet is yeah go on fucking the internet for ten but mind you also people listening there's such thing as dick farts too but the hole is so small you can barely hear it it goes yeah there's a little bit of air in there like when you're squirting water out of your teeth yeah yeah yeah so um there are dick farts but we would have to have put you know something NASA equipment to hear it did you watch the rocket launch did you see any of that footage you know NASA and SpaceX threw a rocket into outer space this weekend we done we

did it in the 60s I'm not impressed I agree that's funny right once we did it we did it we did it get over it get further yeah can we go can we go to another galaxy solar system or whatever nope yeah but a rocket in the sky big can jungle one can do it all right he's done rockets galore how how crazy is it though that now like people used to like wear suits and go to uh air force base can hear from it and watch the watch them go off and it was like a it was like an event now yeah it happened and people on twitter were like okay and then moved on I bet you money you're on the moon as an astronaut and you're just like nobody cares like even you as an asteroid like oh this place again it's so gray like you know open a starbucks yeah how come there's nothing to do on

the moon I imagine they both say at some point they go okay we did all the gravity trick things that we could do you know all the I think about all the gravity fun things though like blowing a snot rocket at your buddy and letting it float to him yeah while he's sleeping just hoping it floats right into his mouth I have fantasies of going like being an astronaut and then get drifting into space and getting caught I don't know if we talked about this yeah in the nebula but it gets it goes further and then all of a sudden I land in a M class planet right but for some reason I'm three times the size of everybody and the strength so there's no it's there so so no but is are you your size now and everyone's smaller or yeah yeah because I've been so small here on earth yeah

that now I'm three times the size is everybody yeah right and I end up on like a beach and a tribe they don't know who I am but they saved my life because I'm like an astronaut they take the clothes off and then this tribe these tribes are being hunted by a big like capitalist city they get hunted as slaves but then I protect them oh right yeah and there's an uprising oh oh oh oh you're the leader you're the leader of this uh no out this little because they took care of me I know but there's a coup against the tribe that's owning them there's tribes being hunted down right and I'm there and there's an uprising and I'm the leader of this uprising of course and then we take over yeah and everybody bows to you well then what they do is they build uh in the fantasy they

build a shrine of so I live there and they there's different kinds of foods that they deliver on these gold plates and then I get all the women too and the boys with their pussies are tight enough yep yeah I have all these do you have fantasies when you like go to bed I fantasies in the shower all the time yeah when I go to bed I can my brain's like kind of dead space and I can't really think clearly but in the shower for some reason I like blackout and I think about all sorts I have so many fantasies my one fantasy that I keep having over and over again is someone offering me a certain amount of money to disappear oh that's a good one yeah like a guy comes up to me like a like a tiny little like Arabian guys why why I don't know and he's like I will give you a hundred million dollars

to to disappear forever yeah because they want to replace me with they want to like use the shell of my body oh someone's gonna live my life so then where do you go I don't know that's the best part they won't tell me oh they tell you where to go yeah they tell you where to go and they say what if it's like somewhere bullshit doesn't matter I got a hundred mil and they're like you can you can't come back you're an anchorage yeah anchorage Alaska what and they're like you have to be free sure man that's a Russian I don't know but yeah but I what I want them to offer me a bunch of money to go away forever and then somebody takes over my body and they get they're living my life because they're aliens they're Arabian you fucking fuck yeah aliens oh no no but they have access

to these aliens and these aliens oh these are these rich look back back up there's Arabians yeah who are also there aren't there in conjunction or in cahoots with fucking aliens time out there's time out this is your fantasy yeah I'm telling you oh they're so rich that the aliens have come to them and the aliens are like you're the most I feel like you're making it up yep no shit I'm making it up what the fuck this isn't real oh really yeah this isn't really a fantasy no it's a real fantasy I'm saying I don't think there's a real fantasy I think you're making up the fantasy no the aliens have found that these Arabian knights are the richest you would have said fucking aliens way before that fuck that's a very important thing in the fucking fantasy the

Arabians aren't aliens they have all right the aliens have been befriended them right so they they go you have the most money you have the most power yeah how can we take over human bodies without them knowing that we're like we're gonna wear their skin but then the aliens right angels are directing them to no no the aliens are aliens and they're they're they're on their own agenda and then yeah and then yeah yeah and then and then what and then LA's on fire it is LA's on fire and you know were you here during the riots no you're you're a kid probably Chicago how old were you LA riots ten 92 I was um in 92 I was 20 I know old man take a look at my life so I was 20 and I was working at a coffee shop but you were in Orange County I mean you

were in San Diego I was in San Diego so we didn't there was no riots there no San Diego I remember going home because I lived with seven people in like two bedroom house is this when you were in the band no no and I remember um watching it on the tv right just being an awe but you know when Fairfax last night burned to the ground it's five minutes from where I live it's there's a and my brother lives on orange yeah he lives right down the street he lives right down the street just a little bit east of them you know I call my brother okay and he goes yeah I hear sirens and fire and helicopters and stuff but I'm making fried rice that's what he said and he is and I go what yeah yeah I'm just making fried rice yeah are you okay yeah fried rice yeah yeah so he's gonna be okay

you'll be fine you know and then we played a war zone until five in the morning you didn't want we watched the news all night long I know you called me you freak me out and then I watched some of the well dude I got a text message from Tim Dillon saying something like the improv was they were just um gonna set the trying to set the improv on fire they the place next door is a called a double rl you know Ralph Lauren's yeah they shattered all the windows and stole a bunch of shit oh my god and so they thought they were gonna loot into the try to break into the improv because it was right they were just breaking windows but they didn't because uh we have video people drove by and they it's they didn't do anything to it yeah but you know what bothered me the

most about all that shit what seeing white kids breaking a bunch of windows and looting is so and it's like that's not for you what are you doing yeah what do you mean this is not your call what are you doing if you're white and you're trying to march alongside black people for this for this cause then you fucking march you don't start looting and breaking windows what the fuck are you doing yeah what the fuck are you doing don't do that you know there's a part of me no one should be looting okay what there's a white kid is doing it when you're trying to be fucking side by side your black brothers and sisters to show your uh your solidarity you shouldn't be fucking looting yeah you're making it fucking worse you shouldn't be breaking fucking windows

and stealing if you are looting loot from target if you're looting you better not be white no just stop you better not be white if you're going to be white and loot but don't loot a small business yeah that's the other problem why are you looting small businesses because now some of these stores on melrose yeah they probably decimated not only decimated you have to understand that we've been in quarantine for two months right yeah they lost all that money and now that was yesterday was the day that we were supposed to open retail stores right and some of the mom and pop stores are like okay we barely made it yeah we're finally we get to open now we're able to stock our shelves that's all the money and then all of a sudden it's gone and now they're done i know you know

it makes me sad target they made so much money off of the quarantine yeah like walmart yeah target amazon amazon they all they killed it i i don't believe in looting but if you're gonna loot loot those places i don't feel as bad well no shit yeah they're corporations they're corporations they'll get back on them don't loot mom and pop but i stand by what i said yeah little white kids by me you you're from france yeah i stand by what i said if you're a white kid and i see you looting shame on you fuck you you're an idiot you're a fucking idiot you got no business doing that that dude it makes me so fucking mad i you know we said earlier in the podcast i said i don't agree with setting things on fire and and and causing havoc and chaos i think if you do peacefully it gets more done

but i understand the anger of people that want to take out their aggression and there's no right answer it sucks you shouldn't do it i get the aggression things are coming to a head it sucks but if i see a white kid stealing stuff and they have they're not even fucking part of the protest they just want to steal shit and take advantage of what's happening you're a piece of shit you're a fucking piece of shit and i hope the cop tackles you and they hope they fuck you up yes yes stop yeah i hope they do i hope they tackle every white kid and they throw his fucking ass in jail because that's not what this is about okay stop all right we'll be right back with kcal9 news stop i get passionate stop stop i get passionate let's let's let's let's let's this is a moment

in history yeah okay yep and we have to learn from this moment in history and the lesson to be learned right is if you're a cop and you murder an innocent human being these are the consequences of those actions this is what happens this is what happens chaos chaos right because like the analogy i said about filling out water a balloon with water it'll pop yeah right we're in a popping yeah we pop time in this moment yeah right so there are negative consequences that i don't even agree with like looting and people getting hurt yeah tear gas the whole fucking thing it's awful it's all terrible but let's look at why why did it happen yeah and so let's learn from this yeah but we won't because i'll tell you why we we might no i do think this could create a big change

dude this is happening all over the world last night i there's one of my favorite documentaries of all time the epstein documentary i love your negro oh yeah have you seen it yeah it's about james bald when he was an author right and he was supposed to write a a book or a play about his three friends that were murdered with play it was a play yeah um metzger um martin luther king and melko max that's right he was friends with all three of them and um there was a clip in there where they showed a protest in birmingham i think yeah and a cop had his knee on a black woman's neck right and it showed it it was a still right it was a still it wasn't video it was a photo yeah right and i thought oh they've been doing this shit forever forever yeah right and this is in

what the late 60s when this happened it hasn't changed no i know right now we just have social media to show you what's going on right so my point though is is that you know i'm not a black guy living in america i i don't i wouldn't even know i'm an asian guy i have my own experiences with this yeah with racism but it's not remotely even close to what african americans have witnessed and lived through in this country right so i have to be as an asian guy mindful right and try to get as much information about the history and learn from it myself and you know i'm i'm at guilt too because i haven't done anything to help i'm a bias bystander i watch it i watch it i hate it you know me when when trevor martin all these kids get killed right i'm the first to follow it on

social media and on the news i read all the articles it kills me it destroys me it breaks my fucking heart but i have to be admit i haven't done anything what do you think you should be doing i don't know okay so that's that's what i don't know but i need to do something small steps help right yeah like i said before posting about it on social media that stuff helps it helps to get your voice out there because people who respect you and love you that go man i love bob i'm doing it now i know so i'm saying it now so what i'm saying is you are helping yeah i'm saying that it's it's gotta stop and um if if riots and these things need to happen they need to happen well they're gonna happen they're gonna happen they're gonna happen it's just gonna happen and so what needs to be fixed

is the fucking system yeah and it's gotta be a complete mind shift a shift in in in in america's mentality and perspective and ideology we really have to do a shift in this country in the biggest way yeah right and the first thing what we need to do is get that guy off out of office he i'm sorry you you i regardless of what your political point of view is right he enjoys this he you know he ignites it with his words he knows he wants a civil war right because the guy the people that support him are on the other end of this thing right so the more he ignites it the closer they become to her and more loyal to him right and this is we need somebody in the middle who's gonna reach out to everybody yeah but that's hard to find almost impossible to find why can't

we have you will you run yeah because if i was president because you're because you're i would change things for for my own personal that's what they all do no i would tear down the white house okay cool and rebuild it made out of Vicodin so when it gets stressful i like the walls no yeah i'll lick a wall right in the president lee you've been eating part of the west wing this entire morning right have to rebuild it and because i'm asian there would be no west wing only east wing right yeah yeah yeah that's very good yeah and then um there would be a lot of like designer toys what would your menu be if you ran if you were in the wise house what's your what's your oh my god and everyone would have to eat it they do they all have to yeah um i would have lu

oh lu keng lu keng no lu malnati oh lu malnati yeah you'd have my stuff yeah i'm coming over monday's so lu malnati's on monday yeah lu malnali on monday right what's on tuesday um terry well who's terry terry there's a russian mexican restaurant you know that right down the street for me okay so you want that chef to come work in the white house well it's not a chef it's a woman that owns the restaurant okay so the woman you need to tell terry hey terry all your cousins and stuff you come live in the white house yeah you live in the white house in the basement on tuesday well you don't want to live in the main house do you yeah i know you know what i you know i don't have for them yeah the mexicans a south wing a south wing yeah i would have a south wing but there's a wall

there's a wall definitely a wall yeah i'll never yeah i'll never see that so your menu is lu malnati's monday taco tuesdays and then wednesdays i would have um well this is a little bit of hoity-toity but um i go to a place called asanabo oh asanabo you know what it is yes what is it sushi yeah where do you want to talk about it yeah so asanabo is a michelin star yeah sushi restaurant it's super expensive it's only one star by the way it got a star yeah well you got a star you get a star did mcdonald's get a star it did it got a half it got a half star and i don't eat mcdonald's i think people have looked at my body in your body they'd go you eat mcdonald's you fucking when you get you're wearing their colors when you look like mcdonald's you look like

a fry you look like a fry see what you look like you look like a box of fries you're gonna like greek fits in because you have the same color of the box and you have a little yellow arm sticking out you look like french fries what you so then on wednesdays asanabo asanabo yeah yeah and then thursdays i would have to go um something light what do you mean something not you know like something a nice like a salad place like a salad no i'm president bitch okay yeah yeah you'll be my vice president i view your vp yeah you will i don't have to do anything they don't fucking do anything i know i just have to make a couple speeches where i'm like uh i'm concerned about the environment and then i'd go eat asanabo yeah and then thursday i would probably do um i'm you know

a big fan of um pot pies really oh yeah do you like empanadas have you ever had known as empanadas i love empanadas you ever had known as empanadas but it's not my favorite oh my god have you ever had known us i like yeah i've heard of it she's there she makes the best empanadas oh yeah have you ever had empanadas do you like them yeah have you ever had known us do you know known us oh my they're all over there's one in Beverly Hills is like white americana oh chicken pot pies what about so you want chicken pot pie i like chicken pot pies i like any kind of pot pie piping hot piping hot straight out of the oven slaky crust so when you eat it you go yeah and it burns oh yeah and i would also do um i would also do um some sort of like a romany place

on a friday or something you've had a poodle right you don't robin you've had a poodle a poodle ramen yeah i've had a poodle ramen you know they brought one here to la yeah and i went over there yeah wasn't good i was i was so disappointed i said i've had a poodle in japan did you really yeah and then i said i had it in new york too and it was better there and the woman was like oh you didn't like it i said this is not good anyway shut the fuck up vice president i don't know what you want sorry sir sorry sir no empanadas i'm sorry sir all right yep and no fuckable poodle can we have some chinese food please oh shit yeah we gotta have chinese where i would go i would go um oh what the fuck it's called it's called um we eat it in uh in alahambra

it's called um something coast fishing do you know what it is no you've been there though right we're the big lobster dish yeah oh my god coast something it's in a while i'll get it later okay but i'm gonna go there and then sunday's are free for all that's just whatever you need to eat you gotta have you ever when you go down to san diego when you go down to the the hoist door have you ever had alpascador the fish market right around the court do you like fish yeah what i'm asian fuck you yeah but i don't feel like cooked fish i love all kinds of fish bro okay relax have you been to mama's fish house no in maui no oh my god i know i've heard you've talked about it before it's the it literally is well it's two month reservation yeah and you talked about

getting you got in because you're special that's special well now most people there didn't know you but one guy was a fan are you out of your mind yeah yeah you get it so anyway let's go back to um i am not your negro though the documentary yeah if you honestly if you're somebody that's like oh why can't they just get over it and you know all that stuff you have you have to open your eyes and your heart and start fucking watching shit and learning about shit i really think that that's you know vital viewing yeah you need to watch stuff like that that specifically yeah i love that guy james bald one meanwhile i did watch the epstein documentary last night i don't know who that is jeffrey epstein no jeffrey jeffrey epstein he's a lawyer you don't know who that is

you have no frame of reference to what happened socially what do you know who jeffrey epstein is i know what he did what did you do who is he though just let her tell me and then i'll stop what do you do is he the one with um trump with a human trafficking that's right right little girls little girls dude he's a pervert you don't know about jeffrey fucking epstein it was a big thing in the new you couldn't escape it i'm sorry they said he killed they said they killed himself please cut this no we're leaving it yeah but i don't know how do you not know who fucking epstein i don't know i cut this part they said he killed himself but he didn't they actually the he probably was fucking murdered at the hands of what i think the clitton

and men in clinton clinton's had him killed him dude he used to be friends of bill clinton he used to fly to this bay at a private island with little kids you don't know any of this stuff this is blowing my mind he used to pay high school girls 200 dollars to come over his house you knew mixik choy is mixik choy yeah yes is a dj mixik choy mixik choy choy how does that feel though mixik choy yeah you don't know who mixik choy is mixik choy do you know who it is no get the fuck out of here bobby mixik choy was in the old boy he was an actor oh it's him yeah yeah dude jeffrey epstein is it's like the most famous case of the past decade do you know who cars the kaiser soze is yes and who kaiser fucking so say is mixik choy do you know

do you know who to share a buffoon is to share a buffoon to share a buffoon to share a big spoon no so you don't know see what a two can play this game right no no everybody knows who jeffrey epstein is no yes they do yes they do it's the big it was the biggest case of the past decade to talk about i know who he is pretending pretending pretending pretending fucking idiot where did he where where did he um he was in the new york prison and then like he killed himself and he was did not i know he didn't he was murdered but he said that he killed himself and um there's many photos of clinton's there's also many photos with him with trump trump back in the day him with uh dude a lot but people but not just democrats and i mean not just republicans yeah lots of

democrats i know the human trafficking thing um gross disgusting disgusting it's i don't like it so i hate it i gotta tell you something i'm gonna go out on a limb yeah i don't like it yeah human trafficking i'm not a fan but even look let me can i ask you something about how human trafficking real quick uh oh no because let's suppose i had the whim like let's suppose just let's say you and i woke up one day i called you yeah i go let's just try to start one up just to hear me out i would go ha ha what do you come on i don't know how how would you what do you even start is there a kid i'll i'll give you the guy's number no you gotta be this i mean you capture people i mean what do you do the point of this documentary is yeah you become rich and powerful and the

very rich and powerful have access to everything leslie wexer do you know leslie wexers you know that you ever heard of this name he was very good friends with epsi one of the richest men at one point in america owned a car a company called uh the limited remember the clothing brand for girls also bought a little company called victoria secret which by the way if anybody wants to know the story of victoria secret i don't know if you've ever heard of this uh uh uh um he bought the company from the guy who started it for a million dollars here's a disgusting and tragic it is this guy who started victoria secret with him and another partner they had dumped their entire life savings into this this boudoir era lingerie company it was

taking off it was netting six million a year okay six million it's very vague and it's been it's been you know uh theorized that leslie wexer basically strong armed this guy into selling him the company for a million dollars because why the fuck if you're making six million would you sell a company outright for a million dollars right he takes this company grows it into a multi multi billion dollar victoria secrets fucking huge right not too long after this guy jumps off the golden gate bridge kills himself so leslie wexner is one of these fucking super powerful i'll get anything i want guys and he was paired up and buddy buddy buddy with jeffrey eppstein in the documentary they try to make him out to be like i didn't know and i

i didn't know what he was up to and all this stuff bullshit they would use his mansion in ohio why did the guy who used to own victoria secret because he went fucking broke he but he sold for a million dollars he thought he was going to use that money to start a new company then he saw how much money victoria secret made and he got fucked he got fucked i know but you know what when you tie yourself to money and and that's what that's not what life is about correct correct but when you get fucked over it probably hurts it doesn't matter it's like it's like all right well i'm gonna take all your money from you i'm gonna take that's five i would never kill myself you okay i take all your money your family and your friends that you think are your family and your friends they

leave you they want nothing to do with you or you're all alone and you're broke and you had everything but you got everything taken away i would go to um washington right hitchhike if i have no money stay to washington right and i would go to a wood carver okay i'm the wood carver go ahead and i go hey man hey what's up listen i just need a place to stay and yeah food okay i want to also learn from you okay work wood carvings we got a little uh let me see your hands put your hands up yep i'm sorry man can't work with those little korean hands why i can pick up i have not too tiny you got to be a man man you got a big old man mitts over here yeah but i can carve it i want to carve a little ornament like a little animals

and stuff oh oh little oh little tiny work yeah yeah we can have you do that thank you why don't you go live in the shed yeah i'll give you five dollars a day yeah and i would pray no praying oh no i would pray i would pray right yeah and get into eastern like meditation i would figure it out you'd find your own way yeah yeah but you know when some people been fucked over their whole when something like fucks them over and their life goes upside down it's kind of hard i know i can understand that but still it's like like like like because there's so much vindictive power and money do you know the story of the guy who made beanie babies do you know about this guy do you have you ever heard him about ty would i don't know his last name what's a beanie baby you know

what a beanie baby is right don't you the one with the neck what's going on yeah you guys don't know epstein or beanie babies i feel like i'm gonna fucking the neck a beanie baby a little tiny plush toy i know what a beanie baby is going the story of this guy is fascinating he basically wanted to fuck over his dad to tell his dad to go fuck himself because he got fired from the toy company used to work at went traveling around europe or something went to italy or some shit saw that they were making all this money on plush toys came back here started this company if nothing more than to bury his father basically just just just to get back at his daddy and he spent his entire like youth because he hated his father trying to fuck his dad's girlfriends he lost his

virginity to one of his dad's girlfriends wow his entire goal in life was to gain power and money from his father yeah fuck him over because he had daddy and he did yeah but that's what most of these psycho rich people are i know they're psychos the the money thing is like the money's not even the real thing they just want the power and the ability it's gross i think the i think right now because i did yoga right before this yeah you seem calm i'm very calm and i'm i think i'm being i'm looking at it in more of a namaste kind of i like it a lens so um give up all your possessions then how about this if you're gonna be namaste can i keep all the money that you would make um from the podcast well yeah you can but i won't do it then huh if you want to do it on your

own bad friends or if you want to do it with the ovan or um big head what's his name the one with the the one that goes who is that shube brandy shube you're the only person i want to do anything with you know that okay or if you want to do it with my prince if let me just do impressions of way all right uh uh uh delia yeah okay you want to do it right yeah if you want to do it uh callan no um uh whitney no theobahn oh theo oh you're holding your hair yeah i was holding them all it i don't want to do it with anybody but you baby you're the only one that i've ever cared about you're the only one that i've ever loved you're the only person that's ever had my heart and you know that how do you think this is gonna end you think is it you think these riots are gonna fizzle

away or do you think something needs to happen like um um derek shavin getting first degree murder well trump needs to get on the television and try something and at least say something no he went to nasa and did that speech in the nasa oh no he needs to fucking get on tv yeah he needs to get on tv and say and say something seriously you you can't say anything and heal the country if you have no empathy uh yeah that's probably true he needs to but he needs he he can't he doesn't have the capability he needs to say something but regardless he needs to say something right now is the time the the the the time is now to make a statement and it needs to and it needs to be meaning he just doesn't have it my friend i'm so sorry i understand why people support him

and and i'm not angry at people i used to be i used to be i used to be mad that people that voted for yeah i was like a little confused and like i'm kind of angry i know comics i'm not going to call them out go ahead i know comics that support him that that they don't say anything but i know they do we can say it no i can't delia chris delia is so but um and you know i used to be kind of like well why would you vote for that guy or whatever but i think i'm getting the point where it's like you know i've never i haven't walked in their shoes namaste and i i don't know you know why they come why they like them namaste really and um and i don't know um if it derives from from some sort of um trauma namaste or trauma namaste yeah yeah i don't know

what it is but it's not my job to understand it's just i have to accept it you have to accept it yeah namaste namaste yeah namaste i want to kill them sometimes people get so mad when we get political on the show but i will say this no matter what you believe in if you support trump or if you don't like him as a community as people we need to do our part on the lowest level to look out for each other and i'm being very genuine when i say that i don't fucking care what's i what what side you're on we should we need to be better people to each other that's true no i mean that like i mean it mean it yeah i mean it i think i think we need to supporting black people during this time is a very important thing for whites to do if you have enough fucking gumption and balls to

make a statement about it but um we do need to care about each other i think that's the hardest thing right now it's day namaste namaste