Bad Friends - Oliver Tree Fights Bobby

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Starting point is 00:01:40 Thank you. Thank you so much. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. I love you dude. I love you. I really love you. I sing it. I sing it. I sing his shit at my house constantly. Yeah. I have a love hate. You don't know any of his music. Oh, yeah, dude name one song Turtle route. Oh, yeah turtle sing turtle route turtle route. We're going down the turtle route That is is that a the new album that's often

Starting point is 00:02:19 Crowd in your face dude. It's pretty good. How do you know that song? How do you know turtle rock? But because when it downloads I it downloads Downs loads for you it. He's using nabster Nobody downloads music. No, he does he has lime wire. He's yeah, he was sponsored I think yeah, okay I just I was gonna let me finish have downs and drones That's the new app. Yeah, anyway, um, well you texted me last night. Oh, yeah, no text back. What is oh bro? That's normal. That's that's what he did I texted you back. I could read you all the shit Yeah, read it out put him on blast Put it off

Starting point is 00:02:51 So this is what oh Yeah, this is how it started ready Yo has it hanging gets who that is that's you know the same. Okay I did I for some no, please all right. Sorry about That's you. No, that's him. Okay. I did it for some reason. No, don't please. All right, sorry about that. Please. Yeah, that's him.

Starting point is 00:03:08 That was him, dude. I was been working on it. That's the big truth. I'll do it again. Yeah. Has it hanging? That one's you that time, right? That's him.

Starting point is 00:03:15 Okay. I go real good, fuck fast. I take it. I was expecting that. Then you go. The latter. Was it, how many ha ha ha's is it four or five? Three. I did too many there. H-A-H-A-H-H-H- dude. It's a- Usually they have questions, they have- We don't have questions.

Starting point is 00:03:25 We just talk it. We'll know I do. We're loaded up. I knew this guy would be prepared. Yeah, very prepared. Go ahead, Bob. Finish the text. What else does it say?

Starting point is 00:03:33 I think this is a prelude of what it says. I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude.

Starting point is 00:03:42 I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude. I think this is a prelude. I do. We're loaded up. I knew this guy would be prepared. Yeah, very prepared. Go ahead, Bob. Finish the text. What else does it say? I think this is a prelude of what is going to happen in this podcast.

Starting point is 00:03:51 Yeah, we shouldn't give that away. A team up. But then what? You left me on red. No, I can't. He keeps going. I go, what time is it again? Because I forgot we did it.

Starting point is 00:03:59 Yeah. You don't even know. I never know. You have to do a podcast. So I was just kind of going, what time is it going to forget? I didn't even know, right? And you go, my team't even know. He never knows. You have to do a podcast. So I was just kind of going, what time is it I forget? You know, I didn't even know, right? And you go, my team was told six,

Starting point is 00:04:09 do you even have a schedule? Or you just free ball it? I go free all. Free all. But then I put ball because you know how you do this. I get it. Yeah, yeah. You're leaving the dream.

Starting point is 00:04:19 How long do you think the power will go for? I go an hour and then you go, can I tell you who's gonna cameo at the end of the episode and I never responded to that? Oh, because he likes to be surprised. That's not rude. He likes to be rude. That's not being rude.

Starting point is 00:04:32 He hates when surprises get ruined. Yeah. Oh, I ruined it. That's okay. Now, can we talk about the girl, this okay, so first of all, let me say something out loud, all right? That right now, I'm seeing one person. I like yeah, we like her we like her

Starting point is 00:04:47 Yeah, she's great, but before when I was free Free for free fallen probably free fall when you're free ball. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I hooked up with a girl in Florida once. Mm-hmm. Do you remember? Yeah, yeah, and I was laying in bed with her and What happened would you still be finished? No, but he's right. What did happen? What do you mean? Sorry? I'm sorry You're a guest. Yeah, let that guess fucking pipe. Yes, the worst start No, no, no, he's right. It's not tracking dude. What do you mean? I'm well? He's just asking you a question What happened? It's like you said a conversation and I can't get anything out of you. Oh, you're right. You're right. So go ahead. So you know what you're right. Let's start over all right. So can we just start the episode over? Yeah, we'll just start from here. Right. Go ahead. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:34 Just hey, welcome. No, then you just go. I'm hooking up with the scroll and I was hooking up with this girl Florida. He's just showing off. He's probably made this whole story up. I you know, I didn't think there was any girls in Florida, but none of this checks out. You didn't even like Florida. She texted you or she direct message you that night. What did she say? Well, I was laying next to her. I actually goes, yeah, there's two guys on my,

Starting point is 00:05:55 no, three guys on my list. On my celebrity list. I still hit list, right? You, all the retreat and Ethan from age three. And then I thought, oh, I'm gonna kill myself. Why? Because I'm in that group which means,

Starting point is 00:06:09 and I know what they look like, and I know what they're, no offense. Bro, you're the worst looking of all of us. You should be so lucky, dog. What do you think he is out of 10 for real? Like, here's the thing. I walk around like a six. You're a two buddy. Two buddy.

Starting point is 00:06:26 You're like a two and a half at most. Probably closer to a one and a half. Ouch. Ouch, it hurts. And what's Ethan? Ethan, he's like a three. Hmm. Can I see?

Starting point is 00:06:37 Ooh, you're below. Let me ask you. Is that why it's age three? Is that what that stands for? I mean, dude, the guy's got a wife. He's fine. What's going on? Oliver, Oliver, Oliver. Oliver, Oliver, Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver Oliver

Starting point is 00:06:47 I'll be honest with Oliver. Please give me a bigger number. You okay? Okay. You want to honest? No honest that what you're putting that piece of shit that piece of shit Above me. Okay. Okay. You want the honest number? Please. I was being generous. There's a one and a half I'm a one and a half. I'm a one and a half. Something close to 1.71. Just say what that. I would have, you want the honest answer. I'll give it to you buddy. And then 1.3.

Starting point is 00:07:11 And then 1.7. And Ethan's a three. It was being nice as well. Okay, give him, what's his number? He's like a 2.3. And I'm like a 5.6. Okay. That's but 5.6 is still pretty good.

Starting point is 00:07:24 I'm'm you guys What's him? He's like at least an eight or something. He's like You can't even grow a beard dude God dude, what's your what are you doing? I'm just enjoying this in it I know what I'm saying is that you're Mike partner.. I'm your best friend. You're just laughing it up. Purging this fucking phone. Oh, you're right. Let me be on your side. He's like double your height.

Starting point is 00:07:50 The rules take that into consideration as part of the rating factor. I'm not a tall guy either. I'm only six foot one. Yeah, but you have cheekbones. I have cheekbones. Dude, you look like you have progeria, dude. We're not going back in real dude. You have to do the anorexia progeria dude. We're not going back in real dude. All right, you want to do the anorexia progeria guy.

Starting point is 00:08:09 Pearl, I mean, morbidly obese for a while. I've been working on myself. You do, you look fucking great. You did, you did lose weight. I can tell. Yeah. No, Zem Pick, no bullshit, training every day waking up at eight o'clock so I can work out, eat right.

Starting point is 00:08:24 I was eating six Michelin star restaurants a week and I got so fat bro but I loved it. I enjoyed it. I was eating as many Snicker bars as I could per day and I'm back. He's back. You're packed dude. Feel good. You feel you look you look you seem different. Lots changed. Like what's changed? Got rich. Right that's what that changes things. I was mad last time, I got ripped off, you know. Yeah, yeah. But now you got rich, dude. No, the thing is it's overrated, it doesn't change anything.

Starting point is 00:08:51 I still slept on a couch for an entire month this year. So, it doesn't change anything. Well, why don't you go back then? To the couch? Why don't you just give it all away? I don't live anywhere, so it doesn't make any difference. I'm just living as if I'm prepared for it all to disappear. So, where do you, Where do you stay the most?

Starting point is 00:09:06 Well, this year, the most I've spent time was at my manager's house. There's a guest room. By my house? Yeah, I actually went by your house. I was knocking. I know, I heard it. But that was only basically, you know,

Starting point is 00:09:20 out of the year, three months I spent in America in LA, and then the rest of it I was mostly in Europe and then Brazil. I'm sorry. Also, can I just, I apologize one last exam. I'm talking to you. I would like more apologies. I apologize. I apologize for saying no to the offer that you made. Which one? To open for you. You didn't know. He missed it. Red rocks. I tried to get Bobby lead to open at Red Rocks. And you didn't do it? What a loser. Me?

Starting point is 00:09:46 It was gonna be the biggest show of your life. Why wouldn't you do that? Because you and I got in a fist fight. So? Well, we could have fought on stage. Think about the views, buddy. I don't wanna. 8,000.

Starting point is 00:09:56 Life was 9,000. 9,000 people. You missed. You don't wanna fight him in front of 9,000 people? Bobby's beating a body bizarre. I don't wanna. You're mean. Why'd you say no, Bobby? I just body bizarre. I don't want to Why just say no Bobby? I just say no big time me. No, I just thought that did you want to be honest? Did you offer a mind? You know what here? I'm gonna take this no money. That's why I can't you know what I think this leave it on Bobby

Starting point is 00:10:16 Okay, yeah, put it on Bobby boy respect to the guest dude You're right you look good man. You look good, man. You look good. Last change. What changed? Am I above a one right now with the glasses? The hair takes you to 1.8. Oh, I get it. No, the hair is good. Actually, I'm fine.

Starting point is 00:10:34 Why didn't I do it? A scheduling? Sure. You smiled. I saw a smirk. I'm a happy person. He breathes when he lies. He breathes out.

Starting point is 00:10:43 Wait, so have you played Red Rocks? It's just like, you know, no. No. We never played Red Rock. Never played Red Rock. I should ask you. I know and I would have said yes and I would have moved my schedule around. You didn't do it because there was no money involved. Oh there was money obviously I was going to give him at least like two three hundred bucks. Oh okay well then. But we wouldn't pay for travel or lodge. You wouldn't know. No hell no.'t know. Yeah, so I mean, I think I think I put that into consideration, maybe I don't know. You could get to Colorado on 200 bucks. I know you can, but it's like, good hitchhike with Steve. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I don't know. No, yeah, it just didn't seem appetizing. Because, okay, let me just say, because we fought, right? And because it was $200 and because I had to find my own travel and my own hotel room. Still don't see the problem.

Starting point is 00:11:25 I know, I don't either. Not thinking back, I'm like, I should've done it. But like at the time, you know, you're right. So I apologize. No, don't apologize, I just feel bad for you. Why do you feel bad for me? Because it was fucking amazing. That was the best show of my entire life.

Starting point is 00:11:36 Is there anything online of it? Oh my God, tons. We're not gonna do that now. Yeah, I would need to. But anyways, my skull is just pull up a photo of it so I can see how beautiful he looked on stage to wow And you miss that crowd right there. No crowd. You miss that. Yeah, in it hard. I I spent five years making this concert Whoa, I've invested all your four and a half million dollars into this show

Starting point is 00:11:58 I've spent the last five years working on this and so it was epic man. It was It was the first time we it was our dress rehearsal was red rocks. We hadn't even played that. We are editing visuals for the show 20 minutes before I went on stage. Like we had worked till the last millisecond. And it was one of those things that was like, you know, my life's work finally came to fruition.

Starting point is 00:12:17 It was beautiful. And it was your opus. It was my magnum opus. That was your opus. You missed out on his opus, though. But can I also define myself a real quark? I think you've been doing that the whole time I feel like that's been the whole time. I don't know what you're doing, but I do not like it. I like it

Starting point is 00:12:34 I was doing you as if you guys are neutral. I am Sweden or what a Switzerland Switzerland Switzerland no dude Yeah, no, I'm just in the middle Switzerland, dude. I'm Switzerland. No, dude. Yeah, no. I'm just in the middle. No, dude. I'm just a middle man. No.

Starting point is 00:12:50 That is fucking amazing. I'm a middle man. I like you're China right now, dude. Oh. Yeah, you're using one against the other and you're not taking sides, but you really are. Peter, you against him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:01 So anyway. Yeah, but he's outsourced me, so that's why I'm going with him. So I think the problem is is you know you the last time first of all you've changed a, and I didn't even know it was you to be fair. I thought you were old woman, dude. I thought you were an old woman, so that's part of the background of that. That's an old Korean lady. That's what you thought he was. I couldn't even see the face. I just saw the hair in the back, and then I literally was, you turned around.

Starting point is 00:13:40 And then you got violent a little bit. I didn't get violent. You stole my beanie. Okay, and then on the last Ethan podcast, you and I got a physical ticket. Dude didn't get violent you stole my beanie. Okay, and then on the last Ethan podcast you and I got a physical to get to that hurt too by the way and Ethan broke my glasses that were custom They were thousand dollars. You know kind of just saying deservedly so what is your problem, dude? I came on here. I thought we were gonna be cool and now you're acting a fool right now I'm not dude you're the one that called me a 1.7. I think I you asked me to be honest I gave you a nice score a two and two point five and then you're the one that called me a 1.7 dude. I think I, you asked me to be honest. I gave you a nice score, a two, a 2.5,

Starting point is 00:14:07 and then you wanted the honest answer. I'm gonna, I'm a real friend, not a bad friend. I give you the real answer. Okay, good. That's what a real friend does, Bobby. Thank you for the dose of reality. And, bro, I know I'm probably even less, I'm probably close to a 5.2.

Starting point is 00:14:20 Okay, you know what? I think this is where the problem is. That girl from Florida, you're right. When she said, you know. What's the story here? What do you think is so off? You were with the girl from Florida know what? I think this is what the problem is. That girl from Florida. You're right. When she said, you know, what's the story here? What do you do? Anyway, you were with the girl from Florida and what? And that you were hitting on her too on the I never hit on anybody, bro. Oh, I see. So she was hitting on him, dude. She was hitting on me.

Starting point is 00:14:38 Oh, she was hitting on you and you didn't reciprocate. While you were in bed with her, she tried to FaceTime him. Is that what you said? No, she was just basically like, you know, Oliver, I said, you know, just tell him I'm with you, you know, it was weird. She was looking, she was trying to go through you to get to him. Is that what it was?

Starting point is 00:14:53 That's kind of what it smells like from here. Sounds like you were just a sidestep to get to me. I mean, I'm not a mathematician, but these numbers do not add up. Is there nothing for me guys, huh? Well, I just, no defense, nothing. No, I'm not, I'm saying. I'm not, no fuck you to, no no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:15:07 Tell me. Listen to this. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to what I'm saying. I'm saying. Yeah, I'm taking this off. Shame on her. Leave it on, Bobby.

Starting point is 00:15:14 Don't do that. Put him back on. I'm on your side. I'm saying she used you. I know. She used you. To get to him. That's what I'm saying to you.

Starting point is 00:15:22 I'm not saying to you. Dude, it burns though. I'm not saying it in a mean way. I didn't do it. She did it. She used you to get to him. That happens, man. That happens a lot in our business.

Starting point is 00:15:30 What the hell? What happened? In the business, it's done. I don't think that's what happened. That's what happened. That's what happened. That's what happened. That's what happened.

Starting point is 00:15:38 I don't think that's what happened. It's Carlos. That's Carlos' whole life. What? They fuck Carlos to get to you. I don't want to be on his level. First of all, dude, they fuck Carlos to get to you. I don't want to be on his level. First of all, dude, they fuck Carlos to get to you, then they fuck you to get to him, dude.

Starting point is 00:15:49 Welcome to Hollywood. And guess what? They fuck me to get to Andrew. And then they fuck me to get the fancy. He's too level to bump with the f- And then they fuck fancy. To get the George. To get no.

Starting point is 00:15:58 Oh, no. What? To get to who? They go way, way down. They go to Pete. Oh, they go to Pete. Yeah, Pete's the ultimate Okay, he sits there like boba fat. What?

Starting point is 00:16:08 Macone doesn't get fuck you can get fucked Okay, now everything's you know everything's in perspective dude. It's on perspective. I know the Just trying to like hurt my feeling no dude. What happened? What do you mean? What are you trying to get out here? I'm just saying that I rub it in What do you mean? What are you trying to get out here? I'm just saying to rub it in You're a provocateur. I came on here to just be a nice guy. I'm in a great mood. He's in a great fucking good mood I feel good. He looks good. Thank you And then you try to bring me down to your lower level Your vibrations are way off It's just you know, misery loves company and this guy's trying to bring me down to his level

Starting point is 00:16:44 I start again with him see if we can start from scratch. Let's start from scratch. All right Let's start from scratch. You're right. Yeah, I think what's fucking me up is it but take take off the glasses Then take them off take them off put them back on Bobby. You look so much better with yeah, put them on it really does look good It's not a good look for you to take fucking racist dude. Whoa My eyes. No, the yellow brings out the color in your eyes Whoa, my eyes are small. No, the yellow brings out the color in your eyes. Oh, yeah, okay, here I am. Ha ha ha ha.

Starting point is 00:17:06 They look beautiful, they're shimmering. Is shimmering now? Yeah, it does look very pretty. You know what, Bobby? I, I feel bad. Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, dude. All right, when he's gone one day,

Starting point is 00:17:20 I'm gonna fucking have a conversation with you, my friend. You don't have a great day. I know you are. I'm not gonna. Whatever you're doing, fuck you, dude. Cause I'm actually a have a conversation with you my friend. You don't have a great day I know you are I'm love you're doing fuck you, dude I'm actually a fan dude stop No, I really love your show No, did we not play it in the fucking car when we were in the car we were driving we played your fucking shit What on the ride over here? No, dude. We were on the road when we were traveling

Starting point is 00:17:39 We had a fucking four-hour drive in the car Pre-show music to pre-show me you're in our pre show play Oh Your song I like this guy and I like these do it who fucking compiled the playlist to our Who me not him can I he didn't fucking do it Dude you're a fucking piece of shit. I've been a supportive cool friend to everybody in the room have I been chill since I walked in It's too cool as you The weak is wrong with that who he is Dude you're

Starting point is 00:18:15 So much a magical thing that's happening with the glass and that's who are you right now dude? You're tate. I'm your best friend. You're not you're not and you're you're tate with the glasses in the fucking hair I don't know why you're tate. I'm your best friend. You're not you're not angry. You're tate with the glasses in the fucking hair Dude, I don't know why you're I don't see it. I don't see it. Take it off Are you doing this just because our guest is here? No, I'm just saying that there's something magical that he's deflecting right now He's changing the subject. Flexing dude when you what when you play a game like Skyrim you can Clothing and stuff those the wig and the fucking glasses are enchanted. Yeah, this is change of that's who he is This is me. No, he's, how could he back a guy like? Like what?

Starting point is 00:18:48 Say it. Say it now. I'm like, you want to say. How could he back you? We actually look pretty similar. You and me, dude, with the mustache, and the mullets. It doesn't surprise me that a girl like both of us. We look like the same guy.

Starting point is 00:19:04 You know, I should, you know, here's the thing. I came at it the wrong way. I was gonna tell a story like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm in the same category as Ethan and Oliver, and then it reversed on me. Why? And then I realized that maybe I am in the same category. You might not even be, you might not even be near my level.

Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah, maybe. Not to even go there. That could also be the true. Maybe I'm an ugly piece of shit. No, no Beauty is in the eye of the beholder dude out of 10 if I'm a 1.7 that's not good. I know but I have me yeah, yeah, I'm not modeling anytime soon Well, they are casting unique-looking people and you're very unique looking. That's true. Oh, for what? You're shaped the fucking Amazon, Lord, the Ring Show.

Starting point is 00:19:49 What the fuck are you talking about? Google weird looking models. Yeah. Unique looking models. Unique is the term we use. Sorry about that. Unique looking models. Let's see if there's a model.

Starting point is 00:19:58 Let's see if we can call a, maybe there's a company out there for us. There is. There's different. I've seen these guys. Look at that girl. Yeah, look at that. That's like, that's us, baby. That's us, dude there for us. There is. There's different. I've seen these guys. Look at that girl. Click on the, no, yeah, look at that. That's like, that's us, baby. That's us, dude. We could get in there.

Starting point is 00:20:09 That's me and you. That's not me and you, dude. If we were women, that's me on the left. That's you on the right. 100%. That's the female version of us. Okay. Unique model style. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:19 Click on the third photo. I know to be mean, but okay. No, what we're gonna say. There, dude. Chill. I like it. There's what it would be mean, but okay. No, what we're gonna say. There, dude, chill. I like it. There's room for all of us, dude. That kind of looked like me. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:33 That other girl has skin goatee. Should it skin tea? Skin goatee. Whoa, dude. Anyway. No. No. Huh.

Starting point is 00:20:42 No. No. No. No, no, no. Whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Why are you freaking out right now Bobby Bobby? I said it beauty is in the eye of the beholder So to me you're a very low number but to a lot of other people you look way better than me or Andrew come on a percent That's right. I forgot it's perception. I forgot it and when you're asking me. It's from your I'm thinking you know really low That's someone else. Yeah. Yeah. How about this? Yeah, you want me to fucking boost your confidence? Give it to them You're with a mega babe right now Exactly. The girl you're seeing is a mega babe

Starting point is 00:21:29 Wow, dude. She's But now I think there's something wrong with her What do you mean because she hit her head against her counter or something? Rob does a baby. Well, maybe but maybe stars. Yeah, she needs glasses Dude, I swear to God dude. Well fans. Well fans. Let me say something. Oh, buddy, dude. I'll fucking kill you. Holy shit. He just unbuttoned another button. I know he just got right. Becoming dude. That was fuck don't stop. Anyway, let's start from the top. All right. Let's start for a start. It got bad. No, let's start over. I better start totally over.

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Starting point is 00:26:05 Oliver the Tree Tree. And really good musician. Phenomenal. Phenomenal songwriter. Good looking dude too. Looks really good. Let me say something about his look, Dan. Let me say something about his look.

Starting point is 00:26:16 Yeah. It's like if you put Mamoah and Brad Pitt, you put him together. Just to hang out? No, just in a human. And then you sort of like made him out of clay. You know, you'll happen to this. I gotta, just in a human. And then you sort of like made a amount of clay. You know, you'll have this. I got your clay maker, right? And your mama and Brad Baker, yeah, your clay maker. And you've sculpted, right?

Starting point is 00:26:33 But your clay maker, that's like, uh, your half blind. One is a blind. One is a blind. Yes. Right. And the other eye is, um, from a different animal. You had an eye operation. Oh, and they put it from a fish from a. Yes. Yeah, one fish. I blinded fish. Yeah, fish. I know you're molding this thing. Yes, I see. You're tired too. You haven't slept in three days. Always tired. Right. So that's it. Then you molded them. That would look like aren't. Yes. My baby all over three. Elevator. Yeah. Yeah. Is that good? I don't know who these people are. Who's Ramona?

Starting point is 00:27:08 Jason Ramona. Yeah, you don't know just Ramona. No, what is it? What is it? He was he's a superhero man. Super duper hero. Well, you saved Brad Pitt. Caveman.

Starting point is 00:27:20 He said Brad Pitt. Yeah, I did. You got pit. You got some pit in there, dude. You got definitely got some pit. Yeah. Thank you. You also have some Meryl Streep. Stop. You think he got pit you got some pit in there. Do you got definitely got some pit? Yeah, you also have some Merrill Street stop you think you're streepy look at the nose Streepy did a little bit solver no Daly

Starting point is 00:27:34 Very Daly, the solver, no, the actually Daly was them. Yeah, that is actually right on the Into progeria. I just I know I know I threw that out earlier a little proge by the little proge in there Okay, I mean you know what progeria? Don't look it up. Please look it out. Let him see Well, if you're gonna say he has it, you got to show him. It's a little though. It's one of Bobby's favorite I'm about to walk Bobby Why can't you just be nice? I said a hint dude. It's like the cherry on top of a cake dude. It doesn't make the cake man It's a fucking extra you know what people do that aren't happy with a black putgeria look at that

Starting point is 00:28:17 I'm walking Bob you're gonna lose our guest. That's it. You're losing our guests. You lost our guest dude Fuck You're gonna lose our guest. That's it, you're losing our guest. You lost our guest, dude. Fuck. I'm not doing this fucking shit. You can't, I'm not doing fucking shit. I'm sorry, dude. Dude, you don't do that right now, dude. I'm sorry, man.

Starting point is 00:28:32 Let me have the exit. There's no other exit, dude. That's Whiskey Ginger. I told you, this was gonna happen. I told you this was gonna happen. I told you this was gonna happen. Why did you hang him on? I just said a hint. I didn't see him.

Starting point is 00:28:49 He literally called me before the show. I was like, he's gonna fucking walk. Why are you making him walk? Honestly, Oliver. Oliver. Oliver. That's Andrew. He's gonna be mad.

Starting point is 00:28:59 Andrew, he literally took your golf back. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do back. I can't do this fuck with you anymore. I come here, I'm just literally trying to be the nicest fucking guy. I'm sorry. Please, I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:29:11 Why are you sorry? I'm sorry for calling you here. You don't look like you're with you. It's not that, you're just being mean about other people. I don't care how he thinks I look. You need to be nice to everyone. No, I don't care about me. That's not gonna be true. What?

Starting point is 00:29:24 You said I was a 1.7. You are a 1.6. Come on, off the street, don't tell me. Just come back there. I'm doing it. I don't care what you call me. You need to be nice to other people. No, not me.

Starting point is 00:29:36 You need to be nice to other people. I'm going to ask the average. I'm a change man. Come on. You can't just be saying mean things about other people. I don't care about me. OK, come on. I'm on the internet.

Starting point is 00:29:44 People have said the mean and stuff. I can take whatever. My skin is thick, Bobby. Be nice about other people. I know, I love it. You can't make fun of me with conditions. You fucking dickhead. You're too old for that shit.

Starting point is 00:30:00 I know. Come on. I know Do you go golfing? Do you sit the course real fast Whoa, are these yours? No, those are bobs. No, those are mine. Are they actually yeah? They're mine I. I don't play golf. You don't play golf. They're mine. All right, so Do not say that I told you not to Google that So when I say not to Google it, I know I thought you do understand. I'm saying. Yeah, I didn't

Starting point is 00:30:36 Yeah, I am not upset with whatever you say. I mean, it's when you say mean things about other people with conditions I didn't make a point of the condition. I just I don't want to be a part of this game. You've had a little bit of that condition. That's all I said. It's fine. You could say anything. The thing I'm trying to explain to you is I'm on the internet. That's nothing you should hear what these people say about me.

Starting point is 00:30:53 The most heinous thing. I know and people say things about me. I can take anything. Let me speak. Okay. But it's you being such low vibrations that you're trying to bring other people down to your level. And it's like me and Andrew were just trying to have a good vibe.

Starting point is 00:31:05 We were vibing. We were vibing big. Dude, I let you know, dude. I did a vibrations check with my doctor, dude. You take the deep breaths. Very high. Check your stuff. Let's barrel breeze right now.

Starting point is 00:31:16 Are you good? Little barrel breeze. One more. I will go. You feel good? Yeah, man. What'd your doc say when you went to? He said I had high vibrations. Hey, I agreed to stay on feel good? Yeah, man. What'd your doc say when you went to? He said I had high vibrations.

Starting point is 00:31:26 Hey, I agreed to stay on the show. Yeah. Thank you, man. If Bobby leaves, interesting. I want to sit in that spot right there. Okay, how about this? I'll give you five minutes with it. Okay.

Starting point is 00:31:41 Okay. I want to sit here and have an actual interview. I'm just going to leave the show. Yeah, he's done. He wants to meet the gun for five minutes. Okay, okay. I want to sit here and have an actual you're gonna your interview. Oh, you're gonna leave the show. Yeah He wants you want to meet the gun for five minutes. Okay, okay, I get it I get it. I like this Are you leaving? He's done dude. Who cares about him? Welcome back to bad friends with one of my actual bad friends Oliver tree is in the fucking house dude. Go so excited to fucking house, dude. Go! So excited to have you, dude. Honestly, I was just excited to meet you.

Starting point is 00:32:07 That's the only reason I wanted to present this. And like, to tell you the truth, I'm actually happy the way things panned out the way they did because it was an easy way to get Bobby out. Yeah, it was almost like we planted a little bit. Well, it felt that way, but the truth is, I came here for you. I came here for you. You're a fucking cool ass dude, congrats on everything. Thank you, same. It's fucking epic, just to see you. It's just crazy. I feel like for you. You're a fucking cool ass dude, congrats on everything. Thank you, Sam.

Starting point is 00:32:25 Fucking epic to see you. It's just crazy. I feel like you and me, we're having a moment. We are. And we're having moments on our career and then we're having a moment together right here. Right here right now. Tell me this dude. You're going camping tonight?

Starting point is 00:32:36 Where you going? I am. I'm going to Dave England's house in Ohio. Oh, okay. With Steve. Yeah. So let me tell you something. What? Steve O. Just a heads up. in Ohi. Oh, okay, with Steve-o. Yeah. So let me tell you something.

Starting point is 00:32:46 What? Steve-o, just a heads up, just a tip, just an inside tip. May fuck with you in the middle of the night. That's okay. And you're cool with that? I got stuff planned, dude. But you're gonna get back at him. Do you have stuff to maybe retaliate?

Starting point is 00:32:57 Trust me. I come prepared. You do. Of course. Have you gone camping with Steve-o before? No, this is the first time. Interesting, dude. But I'm excited. And I will say this, I've gotten very close Of course. Have you gone camping with Steve O'Brien? No, this is the first time. Interesting. But I'm excited.

Starting point is 00:33:06 And I will say this, I've gotten very close with the Jackass crew. Who's your favorite of the crew? How about this? Who's your least favorite? That's always fun. Spill that tea, though. I can't say names. Okay, give me a hint, though.

Starting point is 00:33:21 I'm not gonna say it. Smart. Because, and I want to announce this here on Bad Friends, I was recently asked to be the latest member of the Jack Asker. Holy shit. And I wanted to come. That is huge. Yeah, it's a big deal.

Starting point is 00:33:40 That is a very big deal, dude. So I'm pumped. Are we gonna take time out for music or no? Music's still gonna keep cruising. No, music was a day job. Now that I have that, well, I have, I'll say this. I am about to retire. I am putting out my album.

Starting point is 00:33:55 When does the album drop? The album is out now. Oh yeah. It came out Friday, September 29th. Friday, September 29th, the album came out, and you know what happened. Everyone listening knows what happened. Hold on one second.

Starting point is 00:34:09 Wait. What are you doing here? I said very specifically, we're doing an album. But there was an agreement. I'm just gonna watch. Put the headphones on and listen, but you can't have the mic. Somebody grabbed the mic from him.

Starting point is 00:34:20 McCone. Can we take the mic out? Hey, back up. Take the mic out of here, just unplug it and just get it out of this room. McCone. Back up. McCone. McCone, that's quite a decision to make. Do you help the guest? Do you help the your boss? It's we're both. It's it's our show now. Oh, that's right. This is this is the my co-host now.

Starting point is 00:34:42 Bad friends. So McCone, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna pull the mic away from your old phone? Do you want a risk future employment with your new boss? Are you willing to just have this guy, this leech of a man, who really isn't gonna be with the company very much longer? Is he getting terminated? I didn't use those terms, but yes.

Starting point is 00:35:01 Whoa. All right, Bobby. You're bringing vibes down. We're All right, Bobby. You're bringing the vibes down. We're having so much fun. Hahaha. Let's get back to it. The album is out right now. The album just came out.

Starting point is 00:35:14 What's it called? A loan in a crowd. A loan in a crowd. Listen right now. Everywhere you are, stop what you're doing. Grab your phone and listen to a loan in the crowd. A loan in a crowd.

Starting point is 00:35:27 A loan in a crowd. A loan in the crowd. A loan in a crowd. Listen right now. And World Tour starts. Went tomorrow. Shop. Going to Bali.

Starting point is 00:35:40 Folly. Tonight, starting Bali in Indonesia. Go to New Zealand. Hop over the pond. Go to New Zealand, hop over the pond over to Australia. 16 countries in Europe after that. And then before the year's over, Antarctica baby. Whoa. How many shows? I don't like that. I'm like, you're gonna applause. It doesn't feel sincere. Are you happy for him?

Starting point is 00:36:07 Oh, dude. Don't use the mic. You're limited down to some my movement. Are you happy for Oliver? All right, that seems like, yeah. Each time you do something nice like that, we can move the mic one inch closer. Oh, okay. McCone, go over there and stand over there. You we can move the mic one inch closer. Oh, okay. McCone go over there and stand over there

Starting point is 00:36:26 You're good to give him one inch go stand over there and as soon as he as soon as he gets you know you move the mic Each time he's positive vibrations He brings up the mood and call he gets the mic closer. Are you having fun on the pod today? Move it up man a little positive vibe. That's good vibes good, man. Not bring it back an inch. Oh shit. Punishment sincere stuff isn't gonna get you the mic, buddy Being a really good vibe But you know what is that face of vibe that face looks like I can't tell is he serious is he mad Tell me if you're serious. Look at me in the face. He's my best friend. I know That's serious that one's face. He's my best friend, I know. That's serious, that one's funny.

Starting point is 00:37:05 He's being cute. Give me an inch, give me an inch. All right, that's enough for now. What are we talking about? We're talking about your world tour in Antarctica. How many shows? How many shows are we doing in Antarctica? Just one, one show, one show.

Starting point is 00:37:18 Sold out. It's already sold out. You better bet your bond dollar. Whoa, whoa, whoa. If two polar bears are sold out I'm about to fucking walk through what are you doing? He's vibing Bad vibe be good vibe now. Say something fucking cool. Say something now.

Starting point is 00:37:46 And you know what, Alaska deserved it. Al- All right. Don't disrespect an entire country. I'm not, I said the amine. You've already been disrespectful enough this episode. It's gonna be great, I mean. All right.

Starting point is 00:37:58 Where are you right now? Today, I am in Bali, Indonesia. And this day, I have announced a tour across North America. Oh, shh. We're taking this thing to the grassroots foundation back to where it came from, back to its birthplace in the Americas. Greatest country? Of course.

Starting point is 00:38:18 Greatest country in the world. You agree? Yes. He's being sarcastic. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Yes, he's being sarcastic back at sounded sarcastic sarcastic just a little bit. Is this the greatest country in the world? He's laughing back at another inch. Why are you doing that dude?

Starting point is 00:38:34 Is this the greatest country in the world man? You got me to give what the fuck did I do? We're just asking you an honest question about this country man Is this the greatest country in the world? All right Mike Mike back. Mike back. Oh, my God. You're just respecting the nation. Let me give you a shot.

Starting point is 00:38:49 Put up a picture of the American flag please so he can take a look at what he's supposed to be representing right now. This is nuts Bob. Don't disrespect this. This is crazy. Put it up full screen dude. What's great?

Starting point is 00:38:58 Greatest country in the world. Do these colors. Don't ask me again. Ask me again. Ask me again. Ask me again. Hold on again, ask me again. Hold on, dude, we're just doing what we need to do real fast. There it is.

Starting point is 00:39:08 Hey, is this the greatest country? Take a look at the flag real fast. I want him to do a pledge allegiance. Oh, pledge, pledge real fast. If you do a dope pledge, I bet he'll give you the mic back. We can give you the mic back if you do a dope pledge. I don't know, lyrics. You don't know the lyrics?

Starting point is 00:39:22 Uh oh, that, he thinks it's the anthem. Wow. That's how fucking, take the mic back. I feel like the allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. Other hand on your heart for sure. Hand on heart, hand on heart, hand on heart, hand on heart, hand up your, that's your belly, your heart is up here.

Starting point is 00:39:38 No, his fell a long time ago. We gotta get it back up. Yeah, yeah. Come on. There it is. I pledge allegiance to the flag. No, your heart up here, your breast. Yeah, yeah. Come on. There it is. I pledge allegiance to the flag. No, your heart up here. You're breast.

Starting point is 00:39:48 There you go. Here. Yeah, yeah. One up, there you go. Perfect. No, no, no, not this, don't open. I'm not doing this. No, don't do Germany stuff.

Starting point is 00:39:56 What if I do Germany? I want you to do Germany stuff. Don't do Germany stuff. Don't do Germany stuff. I'm cutting it way too close. Go for my back a little bit. Can I go this way? That's fine.

Starting point is 00:40:03 Can I go this way? No, no, no, no, this right here. Oh, just you want the mic or not All right boom there's a leg of the leg to the flag of the United looks like the sun is in the sun he's reading it off the script I can't read it take it off take it off. No, no, no, no Just as all start over from scratch. You're cheating. I don't know it. You do know it. You just don't know it I read it off the fucking thing. I'm so sorry. I'm not a number girl. Excuse me You know I was having a really good day today. I was having a great day. We were having a really good episode Got so good when Bobby left have you know it all good it was smooth

Starting point is 00:40:36 The second it comes back. He just derailed the whole. It's like a train wreck Can I just say one thing on the microquake and I just I've ever listened to your question Honestly, I'll be honest with you. I don't know how I got to this point. It just, it started like slipping and I did everything I could, but no matter what I do, it just, I'm just getting pushed further and further away and I feel like I can't get back. So it's like, you know, it's, and then you add more now.

Starting point is 00:41:04 I have the plunge of allegiance. I don't know that then I it's like, you know, it's, and then you add more now, I have the Pledge of Allegiance, I don't know that, then I get fucking docked for that, right? And then it goes on and on and on. I'm not doing it. I know. We literally aren't doing anything. We're not doing it yourself. Can you help me?

Starting point is 00:41:16 I'm in a cave. Okay. Shine a light. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I'll climb. You are this close to getting kicked out of the room again. So let's just keep the chit chat down to a minimum.

Starting point is 00:41:26 Shit. All right. This album is out now in the tour. The US tour, as I was saying before this guy came and botched the Pledge of Allegiance. Sorry man. And embarrass the entire show that we've worked hard and lifted on our, I mean, you've lifted on your back

Starting point is 00:41:38 entirely. And he's done nothing but bring down a product placement, b, viewership and c see overall vibes, all down. Margins are down this month and they were even more when you are in this room, in this seat right here. And so now we are working to rebuild everything you've destroyed. Thank him, we should be thanking him. We should be thanking you.

Starting point is 00:42:03 Don't bow, dude. See, take the mic in intro He's doing disrespectfully you pound at emits you do it in a way without sarcasm Bobby Why the pow is bad what do you do? Whoa sit back you're not just because that doesn't mean you get to sit up Doing dude, I'm like in shock. I'm smiling cuz I'm in shock You know What are you doing, dude? I'm like in shock, I'm smiling because I'm in shock. Who's a bow man? You know how's bad.

Starting point is 00:42:27 It was not done. It wasn't a sign of respect the way you did it. It was, you mocked me. Not at your mocking me as you mocked about. There's so much. Thank you so much. How about this? I'm gonna do this, because you're my oldest best friend.

Starting point is 00:42:39 Yeah. I'm gonna give you, I want you to redeem yourself. I want you to redeem yourself. We want you to we want you to redeem yourself So come on something honest and nice and sweet into the mic right now short and sweet don't ramble on you know ramble Give it to him for real right now for real. We're one of the most unique eclectic human beings. I've ever encountered in my life Thank you. I'm in the middle of a trying to do a plug Okay, so check it out. So we're going across North America. Yep. Okay, the greatest Show ever made fact five million dollars invested into this concert this ain't a fucking Bobby Lee show where he just walks up on stage and gets naked What you just added a million dollars you added another million dollars four million five million. I mean dude

Starting point is 00:43:25 It's insane. I was literally last night filming. I just put 20 grand in last night The money just keeps going and I'm still working on the show. It's a work in progress I don't have the exact numbers, but I've been working on this show and why the numbers are so so steep is because I've developed Music videos that are part of the show and what makes this show unique is it's a mixture of a movie, a TV show, a concert, and a play. It has WWE wrestling, it has stand-up comedy, and it also has motivational speaking and scooter stunts. So it's like 316 or tame it, but the music videos,

Starting point is 00:43:57 if anyone knows my work, which Bobby obviously does not, and you sir clearly do not. Yeah, he does not. I've invested millions of dollars, I've done music videos that were a million dollars just in one video. Yeah Which you're not aware of are you if you look up the hurt music video on Wikipedia? I believe it's number 37 as the 37th most expensive music video ever made you could look it up on Wikipedia That you directed that by the way I directed it. I directed it. Hey all my own music videos

Starting point is 00:44:21 I produce them and I write them. That's right That's right. That's right. Stop. Yeah. I love you, dude. I love you. This show is fun. It is fun.

Starting point is 00:44:36 See? I knew you were going to have a good time. I love this show. I was nervous. I was like, he was, you can have a good time. He's having a good time. I'm having a great time. Bobby, you okay?

Starting point is 00:44:44 Do you have a question? I do. What was it? What is it? time he's having a good time. I'm having a great time. Bobby, you okay? Do you have a question? I do. What was it? What is it? No, you can do sign, can you do sign, we probably need you to get some time. All right, you can have the mic. Let's get away.

Starting point is 00:44:55 Yeah, of course man. I just have a real like question. Wait, are you vaping? Yeah. Put that away right now. All right, take the mic from him. No, just let me just let him go. I have to go check. I know. Yeah, he's told us no, yeah, no vaping. No drug use. I'm sober. Yeah, but I'm gonna have a can at yeah, I just don't understand

Starting point is 00:45:13 And this is just a real question like you know, you spend a million dollars on the video Yeah, well, why does it look like it's shot on a iPhone? I take the mic Bro, like where's the million it cost 12 dollars? You've never seen the music video Army tanks in the street bro public streets with army tanks. We shut down. They shooting off fucking Service these were real these were real right? What real army thanks? What do you spend the money for you? Never seen all the nice hotels that you stay out when you shoot the fuck You've never seen this shit. This is exactly why you don't get a mic. Bad vibes.

Starting point is 00:45:47 Is this how it always is with the other guests? We're doing it, man. We were doing so great. What about the other guests? Is this how it normally function? Lately, it's been like this, man. Has it been this bad? Lately, it's been a little off.

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Starting point is 00:48:15 and electrifying life every day. See how at opg.com. Do you think you can start over and we can do it the right way? I don't really do. How is that possible? We've already given you a second chance once we restarted the episode And you know what I've looked at my behavior and I realized where I went wrong, which is what's the babe down. I'm sorry. Sorry. And I really believe that I Am a cheat man, and I can please It just doesn't feel like it doesn't

Starting point is 00:48:54 Are you good to do the rest of the Share if you give you the microphone I'm just trying to be a real guy have a real com you don't look like a real guy Are you out of your fucking mind a A real guy from what fucking dimension? Don, huh? What are you talking about? From Tim Burton's nightmare, I know what the fuck you talking about. We don't need a mic.

Starting point is 00:49:10 Dude, you look like a horror show, dude. What are you doing? You think you're gonna walk around at a mall in America and that's scared of the shit out of the kids? What the fuck are you talking about? What is your fucking problem? I'm so sorry, but it's just like, I'm gonna come on, dude. That's not a problem.

Starting point is 00:49:24 You was out of my book. You was out of fucking. I'm gonna walk, but it's just like I'm gonna walk you guys stay and you know no, no, don't don't let him get the fucking God damn it in the pocket it God he would not a pocket it. I'm just saying that you're You're I mean you're like you're like you're like you look like a normal guy. You don't but anyway. I'm so sorry Bobby, I think this is what I wanted. You wanted a baby, what do you think? All right, this is good, right? Give me out. Yeah, go ahead.

Starting point is 00:49:51 I will give you the opportunity to be on my show. Okay. As long as you be respectful. To not me, but at least other people, don't bring other people down. Okay. And also, let's just have a conversation. Man to me.

Starting point is 00:50:04 Let's have a man to man conversation. Yeah. What happened that night? How are you feeling? What happened that night? What night? Your big start to the show. Oh, no, it was just a girl that I liked,

Starting point is 00:50:15 hooked up, we made out and stuff and she goes, That's it. And then she was like, I have a crush on Oliver Tretu, that's all. And so I thought, you know, I didn't know that we were in the same category, but I guess we are. But isn't that good to be in a category with a guy like me? Yeah, it is now. Now we're expecting

Starting point is 00:50:28 how we look at it. You know what? Were those guys that are odd looking, right? But funny. And that means that there's hope for all those odd looking balls like us, odd ball characters that look like they maybe are from you look like a cartoon character. I look like a cartoon character. There's nothing wrong with that. We embraced it. Yeah. I got. Yeah. I look like cartoony. You're right.

Starting point is 00:50:52 Something's off and I can't like. I'm thinking of it. I figured out something. I apologize. Are you want to come back? You want to come on our show? Come back. Come back.

Starting point is 00:50:59 All right. All right. All right. Come back. Come back. So what you're saying to me is that you and I look like cartoon characters. Yes, precisely Right and and and what and Ethan Don't talk about Ethan. Okay me and him are not on talking terms. Okay, so we look like cartoon characters Yes, and we are unique and we should really

Starting point is 00:51:19 Lean into that. Yes, instead of like turning our backs away from it. Exactly. I love it. That's what we have going for it. Yeah, yeah. Let me just come, sorry. Yeah. What is wrong with you and my little friend? You just bummed me out a lot. Like, why, what is it?

Starting point is 00:51:32 Well, you're getting sick of this every show. It's got a lot of stuff. Yeah, what is it? What is it that I did that bummed you out? Here I am. Yeah. I'm an Oliver fan and you come out here and I'm like, here's my best friend, Oliver's on the show.

Starting point is 00:51:42 I'm excited. You know, and then you're hurling insults at him, you're just respecting him. You're saying his tour is bullshit. I'm gonna say that. Yeah, you're saying that. Trying to say I filmed my shit on a fucking sofa. I know because you put me in touch

Starting point is 00:51:55 the camera and your fucking life, bro. You put me in that situation. I had to defend myself, my friend. I'm sorry. We didn't put you in any situation. Right, you do. You curled yourself up into that corner, dog. That was on you. Okay, I'm sorry, you didn't put you in any situation right you do you curled yourself up into that corner dog That was on you okay. I'm sorry you're right me and you were having a fucking dope. I want to say this to you

Starting point is 00:52:11 Okay, and I want to say this I've known this little guy put the vape down Bobby. I've done this guy For one put it off the table Can we have someone come in and just take this you don't need to be smoking dude Take care of your vessel you only get one. I don't know what you're for doing But I you come in here. I'm gonna be one do you want to be the show or not? I'm telling you right now if you touch my shit You will never work here again. I'm telling you that is a lie Do you know that guy you know longer works? Let's come to the out of Monday test me dude the second October 2nd is he's terminated all right after this I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it.

Starting point is 00:52:45 I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it.

Starting point is 00:52:51 I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it.

Starting point is 00:52:58 I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna? It's tough. Andrew, how do you do it? It just made me sad.

Starting point is 00:53:07 I was like, hey, I come from a different culture. Someone, you come from San Diego. Oh, that's true. But it's different there. But I was like, someone I admire, I respect. I thought my best friends here with me and someone I admire in respect is coming, big fan.

Starting point is 00:53:21 And then you poop, you poop. And I call you before, when I say, I call you before the fuck. All before and you go, it's gonna go a bad way. It's not gonna go good. I know it's gonna be weird. You cursed your own episode and I said to him and I go, why?

Starting point is 00:53:33 It's gonna be fucking great. I love that guy. This is what's gonna be wrong and he goes, I don't know man, you don't know what's gonna happen in there. So he already had something up with me. Right, you cursed and put voodoo energy back. This is what happens every time you're around. Here's the issue.

Starting point is 00:53:47 Chaos. My whole round of stuff I've been doing. Yeah. Different conversations with different people I admire. Look Oliver. Self fulfilling process. Self fulfilling process through in an originally false expectation leads to its own confirmation.

Starting point is 00:53:58 Right. You're putting out a bunch of self fulfilling prophecies. You know, you are actualizing yourself. You're manifesting these things by visualization. Yeah. Incredibly powerful tool. And that's part of the reason why me and Andrew

Starting point is 00:54:08 have had so much success is the power of visualization. Visualization. And we, he envisioned himself getting to a place where he could be having his own show. And then he never envisioned that someone would bring him down like yourself. All right. But hear me out.

Starting point is 00:54:23 Okay, go ahead. Let him speak. Can I talk? You were talking. Do these prepping to talk. You weren't talking part of a talk is prepping to talk. I didn't know that. It's hard for me to talk. How would you just talk? Can I do a pause and then can I talk? How would this? Can I do a little pause and then a talk? Just pray. But not don't say don't say can I talk and then have I talk? How about this? Can I do a little pause and then a talk? Just pray. But now don't say, don't say, can I talk and then have to do a pause. Can you let me speak, or you can just, because I'm about to put you back into that pink chair

Starting point is 00:54:50 and get my butt in your room. No, you know what I'm done? Let me speak, I'm done moving. This is not the beat of this play. It doesn't have to be this way, because let me explain something very clear. If you watch the podcast that I do with my good friend, Steve, oh, notice how I say good friend and I don't refer to you as that

Starting point is 00:55:10 I have done very I'm just getting bad vibes from this one. I love that'll care. Let me speak. I have only done serious interviews I'm not even in costume. I'm literally just showing up as myself. That's insane. What do you mean? He came? I was so pumped. Yeah, I'm smiling in good vibes. Happy Andrew and me were totally vibing straight Okay, I love you man. Just like this hit me out of nowhere. Oh come on. I couldn't have to be this way I really have in the best time with all these different people. Why don't you do this? And I come to this What do I do? I'm having the great time with Andrew and then all of a sudden All right, let's listen

Starting point is 00:55:47 Let's get I think we should get back to let's get past all this okay, let's do a real pocket talk about other things Yeah, let's start over let me go back to see you go for there. Come back. No, I'm I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I think we should start over because you do the honor of sitting in my spot for this episode I would be the honor to thank you, dude. I will be on it. No. No. No. No. No. You're gonna stay there Andrew Come to my spot. Okay And you go back over there, okay? All right, all right, Let's get this thing started. All right.

Starting point is 00:56:25 All right, let's start fresh, you guys. You want to keep these energy. Yeah, yeah. But can we introduce you first? Because we're really starting. I think what we need to do is none of this footage gets out. I'm not signing off on any of that shit. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:37 We're starting clean. And three, two. Welcome to another episode of Bad Brands, baby. We're doing in two different seats tonight. We want to change it up. We had to switch it up. We had to change it up. We had to change seats tonight, we want to change it up. We had to switch it up, sometimes you know why? Because we're switching up with a guest, a special guest. Sometimes we have guests on the show,

Starting point is 00:56:49 and they're not that special if I'm being honest. Yeah, that's okay. I'm being honest, sometimes we people people on the show and we're like, yeah. Yeah, they're okay. We've had good guests. Some. Yeah, like legitimate guests.

Starting point is 00:57:00 Okay, but today, like literally dudes that aren't legitimate TV shows that are killing it. Okay, dude They're whatever it's opinion that sometimes we have internet people and sometimes sometimes we have Megastars international megastars big Brained big wallet internet big soul intelligence

Starting point is 00:57:21 Just willing willing artists to give their art to the masses. And today is one of those special days because Oliver Tree is in the house. Oliver Tree is in the house. Thanks, man, for showing up, dude. Thank you guys. I love you, man. I love you guys.

Starting point is 00:57:35 A privilege and honor, clap again. I'm dead serious. Don't stop clapping up there. A window, a privilege and an honor. And I have to say, I was in Florida, dude. And nope, let's be real. I remember when we were on tour in Florida. We were touring, I met a girl and then,

Starting point is 00:57:48 um, you know, we were making out and stuff in the hotel room. And then she basically looks at me. She goes, do you know all of a tree? And I go, do I? Who doesn't? Who does it? First of all, yeah, right? If there was a girl that was like, I don't know who that is.

Starting point is 00:58:00 It's like, it's like, it's like, do you know who Joe Biden is? I feel like Oliver, I feel like some people might not know. I'm bigger globally than Biden. There's gotta be a donor. I'll be a part of my bad, yeah, yeah. So anyway, she goes, you know,

Starting point is 00:58:13 do you know Oliver's try to go, yeah, she, then she didn't believe me. So I had to go on the internet and go, no, look at the photos of us together. And she, and I go, is it even the hottest guy you've ever seen? You said that to her. Holy shit.

Starting point is 00:58:24 And she's like, yeah, but I can never get with him. I go, you know what? What's the cool dude? But she probably couldn't, to be honest. She probably couldn't. Yeah. And I go, but you know, since I've hugged him before, and you can hug me and sort of get some of his energy.

Starting point is 00:58:38 Yeah, like, bright proxy or something. By proxy, right? Yeah, yeah. So it's like, that's cool. And I go, yeah, I mean, he's the greatest. Yep, you said that. Yeah. Wow.

Starting point is 00:58:48 Does that what you said to her, when you hang in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. And I go, what a handsome guy. No, you did not. I did. Stop. I go, it's like, bro, I was trying to figure out

Starting point is 00:58:59 what animal it's like. And you just, you were just with their one-on-one. Like the face of a pillb pillbox and this is what you told There excuse me What what did you say? No, I said it's a face of like Brad Pitt. Oh a Brad Pitt a face of Brad Pitt. I did you did yeah, I go It's like Bobbie Bobby I fucking missed you buddy. I missed you two friend come here. Okay give him some love dude Love that a lot of love in the studio today, man more love than normal a lot of love

Starting point is 00:59:39 More love This is the most love I've seen on the show in years Fucking love on this show. That's a good hug. That is a really good hug. Bobby, you dumb son of a bitch. Bobby, you didn't really think we were gonna let you have the show back. Are you nuts, dude? You dumb. You're dumber than you look, Bobby. I think we were gonna let you have the show back. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What are you talking about man? Oh my god. That was gold man. Awesome dude.

Starting point is 01:00:25 That was gold. He really walked right into that one. I can't believe you fell for that. Yeah. That was gold. That was gold. How many gold? I know.

Starting point is 01:00:35 Comedy gold. I know dude. Mark it down. I know dude. You say yourself up. I sure did. I swear to you. You just gave it to me.

Starting point is 01:00:43 I just slammed it. Yeah dude. Like a globe trodder. A globe trotraveled it. That was fucking gold, man. That's Look, but that's what we clip that I think it was gonna actually go for it. I can't hear me. I didn't think you were gonna bite it like I did it You did I made a mistake we put it in the water Yeah, yeah, and it was and you know that was that was obviously You know sometimes you go drive by a Roberto's right You go you know what dude? It's not it's not gonna fucking me up right and you eat the tequitos it fucks you up all night

Starting point is 01:01:12 That's what happened and that's what this is yeah, yeah, that was like Roberto's fucking you up all night long Fuck me up. And you know dude good one too. She did good play. Thanks. That was good play So what do you want to talk about what do you guys want to talk about? I feel like I've just been, you know, I've said a lot. No, no, no. I mean, what's new? Well, I got to tell you something. What? Bobby's actually playing a list of questions to ask you.

Starting point is 01:01:31 No, shit. Yes, he is. That doesn't sound like the Bobby I know. I know, but he prepped for this interview and I told him, I said, if you're going to really do the show, if we're going to really respect all over the way that we should, let's really prep. All right, so I have a real question.

Starting point is 01:01:42 Do the questions like, when you were born, your parents, you had parents, right? Yeah. Right. And you know, when you came out of your mother's womb, like we all do, right? Well, I will see section. Whatever.

Starting point is 01:01:51 You have the belly. Not whatever, that's a big difference. That's a big deal. Change a lot about that. Yeah. Well, you came out of the belly part then. Go on. Where are you going?

Starting point is 01:01:59 Well, just respectful about it, because that's like a changing event. You're right, right. You can change a lot of stuff. You can change your family dynamics, your mother could have died. Yes. Don't step on that.

Starting point is 01:02:07 I'm not gonna step on it. Right, can I start over then? Please. When you were born at the hospital. He was. She was section. She section, which is, your mom could have died.

Starting point is 01:02:15 And what a brave woman. God bless you did not. I'm sensing sarcasm. I'm not. It doesn't smell like it yet, but I know what you mean. Thank you so much. He knows me better.

Starting point is 01:02:24 I know, okay, so let's go. Okay, you're trying. let's hear it. Yeah, spit it out and spit it out spit it out Bobby and when the doctor pulled you out, right? Did he put you in like a crib or did he drop you first? What do you what are you cuz that's a real question? Oh, do you mean are you trying to say like drop you and your mother in his mother's arm? Yeah, okay, okay, did he go oops? Oh, here you mean are you trying to say like drop you in your mother in his mother's arm? Yeah, oh, okay. Okay. Did he go oops? Oh, here he goes mom. It's a bit He says that some doctors do a bit. We're like, oh, and they drop it in yeah That's what I meant to say yeah, I hadn't heard of that. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, they do it so I get that did that happen or do you put you in like a little crib or whatever? I was actually an incubator so when I was is that funny?

Starting point is 01:03:03 Bob So when I was, is that funny? Bob. When I was born half of my body, they didn't work so I had me in water for the first six months. I was in, yeah, I was like a fish tank. I'm so sorry dude. It's like a fish tank. It was? Yeah. I'm so sorry dude, that's crazy.

Starting point is 01:03:16 I don't know if you think this is funny. I don't think it's funny dude. That's a socks dude. And it actually has made me have a fear. It's installed a fear of water for me. Oh really? So I feel like my body has an adverse reaction when I get into the ocean, hot tubs,

Starting point is 01:03:29 different scenarios like that. So it's put a pretty severe effect in my adult life. So you go to like a little tiny seed or they're in the incubator. Yes. And you were in there for six months? Yes. And they thought you were going to die?

Starting point is 01:03:41 No, they didn't know what would happen. And it was a trial. They experimented. They experimented. What do you mean? What different water techniques? I was, my whole body was in a fish tank for the first six months of my life.

Starting point is 01:03:54 That's like a sea monkey. All right, dude. No, that's not, that was the way it was. It is how it is every day. No, let's see what the fuck you're talking about, dude. What the fuck's, like in a tank? What do you mean like a seam monkey? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:04:06 I mean, look at what he looks like. Look at this. That's what you're calling him. You don't want a seam monkey, look. What? That's what we're calling him. You're saying, oh, you were born and this is what you are, dude. That's not what I said you are, dude.

Starting point is 01:04:16 You just said like a seam monkey, dude. That's a shrimp. I don't know, dude, dude, look at the C-seamonc is on the packaging of me, seam monkey. That's what it's more referring to like go to the package So you think that's what he looks like that's his mom and that's his dad and that's him. Yeah, you think that's him Bobby I'm trying so hard I do be right you're right, you're right dude. I'm Sorry to having you back out

Starting point is 01:04:41 So I have other questions remember how crazy the vibes were when it was just you when it was us I'm a guy. Because you can do it. So I have other questions. Remember how crazy the vibes were when it was just you? When it was us. I don't know if this is. I'm just saying this. I loved it.

Starting point is 01:04:48 I loved it. We had, we actually were having a conversation. We were. And I feel like the whole interview would be very different. Oliver? I feel like the conversation would be very different if Bobby wasn't here. And I want you to be a part of it.

Starting point is 01:05:01 I want you to not miss it. And I saw his little head popping out through the crack in there. And I saw his little heart sunk. I could, I feel, yeah, yeah. Because I'm empathetic and I have my little heart. I could feel your little heart. Check it out. Okay, good.

Starting point is 01:05:14 Asking me another question that you prepared, I know the one about travel, just say it. Oh, so the other question I want to prepare is that when you were in public school, I probably school my whole life. Right. Another question I want to prepare is that when you were in public school, yeah, public school in the whole right now, the bus that picked you up, was it? What's up? What's going on? Guys, can I can you, can you, can you, can you, hold on? No, can you hold on? Yeah, yeah, I have. I'm being serious right now.

Starting point is 01:05:38 I think that's the energy. Stop fucking around, dude, because we're trying to, if you're being a producer on the show, produce the show, stop fucking it up. He's trying to ask a question or what's one of you as the producer? Dude, honestly, after today, zero of them. After today, fuck it. We're about to do a complete cleaning of the house. Thank you, thank you, thank you. So, that's enough.

Starting point is 01:05:54 Ask your fucking question, please. I'm so sorry, Bob. Whatever happened to like a just a healthy conversation, you know, I'm doing it. One person says something, and it's an energy virtual. We've asked back, I'm trying to person says something, and it's an energy virtual. We pass back. Hey, hey, hey, I'm trying to ask you.

Starting point is 01:06:06 And for you, it's just one. Now, I'm trying to ask you real questions that I've had. How do you even have a show? I have no idea, dude, and that's the thing. Maybe I have to learn. All right, so let's. Well, I'm trying to teach you and we're trying to just ask you questions I'm curious about.

Starting point is 01:06:18 So here's the deal. That's what it is. I'm like curious person. You want to take it back to youth. So let's, let's talk about Oliver as a young man. So you want to pop up the school, right? I don young as a young man So you went to public school, right? I don't know. And when you went to the bus stop, right? Right? Was the bus a normal size bus or a smaller yellow bus?

Starting point is 01:06:33 What did you say? Like a bigger bus or a bus? Bro, I'm not a smaller bus. I never took the bus bro. I used to ride on my roller blades That's good. What? That was really good. That was really good. What is good about that? So you went to school on your roller blades?

Starting point is 01:06:54 You would skate to school. On roller blades. Yeah? What says that? Well sometimes my brother told me on the back of his bike. All right, so I just hold on to the bikes. I'll just learn something new about you. Great. You learn one thing about me this whole thing. just learn something new about you. Great. Okay. You

Starting point is 01:07:05 learn one thing about me. This is good. Let's get more about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What else do you want to know? Spit it out. Um, let's see what a real conversation with Bobby Lee sounds okay. Obviously in high school, you didn't play sports. That is incorrect. I played a lot of sports. What do you want? Why would you say why obviously? What's what? dodge ball? I did play dodge ball actually That's one of many I've done pretty much every sport known to man. Oh really? Yes tennis Yes, I did tennis camp. I didn't play okay like on a team Russing and wrestling obviously from your moves maybe yeah, of course I did So do you have any questions for Oliver? No, I want you to

Starting point is 01:07:41 We're trying to invite you to learn how to be an interview I sort of fucking got because I was humming along I know you're not having nothing there. So let me say something. Yeah, he's got questions this guy Ask some real good questions go. Let me give you an example of a question and then I can learn from you Andor what do you do that anything? Okay, go on. I just take it up from here. Yeah, I'll give you a show I'll show you how it goes. Okay, check it. I'll look at him. Don't look at me. Look at him. So ready right you got it Write this down. Can we get him like I know I'm'm reported so I could just you're not gonna rewatch it You don't have the bandwidth to do that. He actually does not rewatch the show that's okay

Starting point is 01:08:11 Go ahead. I can tell him get him a piece of paper. Please Paper and pen what do the guests want you to do? This is for you. This isn't for me. Okay Give you a picture and not only is it for you, but it's for you. Thank you, dude. I want your show to be amazing. I want to get these numbers up through the roof. These numbers could be way higher, Bobby Lee. And Andrew is doing everything in his power

Starting point is 01:08:34 and you are bringing him down. Okay, you ready, Bob? All right, write this down. Here we go. Oliver, you're obviously a ladies man. I mean, it's no mystery that, you know, you're... I'm a rock star. A sexy rock star, all right?

Starting point is 01:08:48 Not as correct. How is it that you find time amongst all of these, you know, men and women coming at you that wanna be with you, that wanna be near you, that wanna like have a piece of what you have. How do you find the time to get rid of all that stuff and just find your peace to make such good music? How do you do that? How do you do that?

Starting point is 01:09:08 Not actually an amazing question in the setup for that was amazing. Thank you. Bobby, you're right in this town. All right, so hold on. Yes. I want you to read it back now genuinely like as if you're in being inquisitive. Yeah, now you try this Bobby. Are you writing this down? Yeah, are you playing games? No, please okay? Oh my god Are you fucking serious right now? Who is that? Bobby, who is that who the fuck is that Bobby?

Starting point is 01:09:39 Who the fuck is that tell me right now is that mirror is that Andrew that's supposed to be me? Because that doesn't look like Andrew. Oh, Okay, all right. Thank you. You never usually draw me. That's kind of cool. Thank you cool All right I answered the question or I was trying to give this buffoon all buffoon all the He's hogging up the show. All right. I'll people are watching because they want to hear an insightful conversation Yeah, yeah, and you're bringing it down. I'm gonna give a one more question. Please. I didn't even get to answer I know but you know what cuz he stepped on it. So how about this? I'm gonna give another question Okay, and I'll repeat your question. Maybe please please please

Starting point is 01:10:21 Stubbed down for him simplify simplify just Something easy. Give him a nice simple. All right. Are you gonna write? Are you writing? I get ready as an as an international icon Thank you an international I end that does go without saying but I do I know that I know that But some of the there's a few dumb listeners that don't know boy. Yeah, there is one as an international icon I like it tell me and you could start every question with that tell me tell me There's a few dumb listeners that don't know. Well, yeah, there is one as an international icon. I had that part down. I like it. Tell me and you could start every question with that.

Starting point is 01:10:48 Tell me. Tell me. Tell me what goes to your head right before you go to sleep. Oh, okay, that's great. A lot and that's a really important. Let me ask the question though. Okay, let's hear you do it. What does it sound like to hear you put that in? Like an inquisitive, honest question. I want to know what's

Starting point is 01:11:05 Serid going on. Okay, here we go. All right. I wrote it down. Yeah That's here. Hey, I'm good. Come on. Yeah. Hey, this was the easy layup Yep, let's hear as an international icon. Tell me what your Your head as an international icon. Tell me what your head. Seeping, sirs. You go to sleep. Are you mocking the question? Seeping, sirs. I just ordered that weird.

Starting point is 01:11:34 Let me do it. As an international, kind of tell me what you go to sleep. I got it. Not what I guess is talking. As an international icon. Tell me what goes your head before you go to sleep. You really want to know? Yeah. Nice. Not what I guess is talking. That's an international icon. Tell me what goes to your head before you go to sleep. You really wanna know?

Starting point is 01:11:48 Yeah. Nice. Good. Good. Good. I can't tell if you're being serious. I'm doing good. So what?

Starting point is 01:11:55 Okay. What goes to your my head? As an international icon. Yeah. Before I go to sleep. There's a lot of things. I think about the people that I am impacting. I think about the people not just in my neck of the woods, not just my neighborhood, not just in California, not just in America, but the global audience.

Starting point is 01:12:14 The people of planet Earth, I think about them and I think about what am I doing and am I serving them on the highest scale that I can? Am I giving them the affection, the love, the attention, the nurturing to plant new seeds and the food for thought for them? Am I giving them what they deserve from the artistic vision, from the conceptual ideas? I am putting my heart and soul into this stuff. And personally, I'd like to know every night, what can I do to service the global audience? And welcome to our show, our real guests of the day, Steve, oh, welcome Steve. Thank you so much. Steve, thank God. Thank you so much. You've come to say this. Thank God you're here. Steve, because let me tell you something, but let me tell you something

Starting point is 01:13:03 about this fucking guy dude. He is been a fucking nightmare that I That's not true at all. He told him Andrew tell him. Why are you saying that? Why would you even say that? Because this guy's my boy dude. I'm known for forever, right? Yeah, how close are you guys? I love you guys. That's okay. Yeah, same. But who do you love the least? That's interesting. That's a hardening question. That's the smallest amount of time, bro. Me? I got a history with this. Bro, don't say that. Thank you, dude. Thank you, Steve.

Starting point is 01:13:30 Don't say that, Steve. And that's the truth. And Steve goes to truth. Let me tell you something. Let me say something right now. Why are we even going camping? That if you're going camping with these fucking guys? No, not with that said. We just met and we hit it off like a fucking bag of give it. Yeah, bag of dicks. But let me say something. But let me say

Starting point is 01:13:50 I love you, Steve. Oh, let me see. Hey, you know what? I know he would never go. He would never go camping with Bobby Lee. I mean, I can't picture Bobby Lee coming camping with me, in particular, about very particular about things. And Steve could ask Steve knows me. Mm-hmm. I'm a particular buzz thing and Fair enough. That's never get Andrew camping with me. No way dude. I'm not allowed to camp Yeah, I've been allowed what would happen if you tried to I didn't camp for 13 years right? Well how long since the incident is they're 14 years 14 years? I'm not allowed to camp. It's unfortunate. Why? Because of what happened oh, that's with the bearer. Yeah Yeah, it was Well, all right, anyway, well, dude. You missed quite an episode. It was amazing. I have that man now like

Starting point is 01:14:36 Can we just check in on podcasting in general? Okay, go ahead. Is it dying? It's dying. There's too many. Is it dead? Many you think it's dying? No, it is Wait, wait, wait You think it's dying? No, it is. Wait, wait. I see it. You think it's dying? I mean, I don't know. I'll tell you why it's not dying. I'll tell you what you're feeling. What we're all feeling? What we're feeling is more people are doing it

Starting point is 01:14:53 et saturates the market. Yeah, but it's not dying. No. Right, right, right. People are still listening to it. The good ones are still going to keep moving. Yeah, we're in a post saturation landscape. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:15:04 We're in the middle of it. We're in the middle of it. We're in the middle of it. We're in the middle of it. We're in the height of it right now. Do you notice how he comes in and one question and he just blows Bobby out of the water? He's just a... One question in. You've brought so much energy and such good

Starting point is 01:15:15 insightful questions to this interview. I mean, this is not a competition. It's not a competition. Hey, tell me this. What do you plan to do with him in the... Don't bring him back. Okay. Go to a forest, don't bring him back. What do you plan to do with him in the in the in the don't bring them back Go to a forest don't bring them. What's the what do you guys doing out there? I just wanted to make a

Starting point is 01:15:37 Van tour video, you know, they have like Van life people will show up how they're living in their Yeah, you know, yeah, and my my van doubles as my podcast studio, right? And I just wanted to like I've always wanted to make a video where we see it go from like me living in it, what's that, what that looks like, to like setting it up as a studio, and like just, you know, nobody's ever seen like the whole thing. You know, like I want to show off the whole thing.

Starting point is 01:16:00 It's got a second bed that lowers down from the ceiling. Are you sleeping in that? Yeah. Oh, wow. The second bed is considerably shorter. But I'm so guys looking for one. Yeah. That makes sense. That's fine. So that so you're just doing a docu like a docu series of you and him going camping in the van. Yeah. I was because I fell in love with Oliver. Yeah. We met recently. We became bros. Can I have a hug? How did you meet them? I

Starting point is 01:16:29 We booked them for my podcast. Yeah, and that was a great episode very strong. I loved it and it went how long it was by far The longest episode. How long my podcast has never gone two and a half hours Can I ask you a real question and be real? Who did better numbers, me or him? I just went out, my name was a punter. Just look at me right now, be honest. Who did bigger numbers? Yours has been up for a way longer time. And since then, podcast kind of, I know.

Starting point is 01:16:58 I know, but I'm still has bigger numbers. He's doing great. Nope, it's my bigger. Yours has bigger. Well, we just put it out a month ago. That's true. In my clips, what that clip I posted, it has like 6 million. And just asking a question.

Starting point is 01:17:11 We two showed it to like another 10 million. What do you defend about it? We had some good clips in it, and we are waiting to post more, too. It's, that will get the whole point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very strong episode. You know, he was happy.

Starting point is 01:17:22 He called me. It was like, this is gonna be big. And it was very strong But it's Bobby Lee it's Bobby Lee. It's right Listen man Let's let's call it a truth. I want truce. You want it? You want to come back to your spot? Well, that's not my spot. That's my spot. But well, you want to go back to my spot I want Andrew to go back to a spot. Let's go back to our normal. Yeah, and yeah, okay. Yeah

Starting point is 01:17:44 I want Andrew to go back to a spot. Let's go back to an old yeah, and yeah, okay. Yeah Kind of like it I like it and I like it a lot Really like the way I feel Bobby was this the worst episode no, I think it was the most um Probably the best episode But one of the long time in a very long time. It was insane Since Steve Oh came on last time Steve Oh came it's been bit the best Steve Oh has been but on Steve Oh came on how many months ago? Six months maybe and I would love to be able to come back You will you will now that we're back to the way it was,

Starting point is 01:18:25 Yes. Why don't you sign off with our guest, say thank you, show him some love, so we end this the right way after all the chaos and the tension that happened. Let's end this the right way, show our guests some love and respect. Let's do it.

Starting point is 01:18:38 I'll go first. I'll go first so you can think about it. You can really hum on it for a second. Just take notes, see how injured it is. Oliver, I want to thank you so much for coming. I appreciate you so much as a guy, as an entertainer, as a new friend, quite frankly. So thank you.

Starting point is 01:18:52 Everybody, please go check out an international icon that is touring around the world. Also, just released now, as of now, dates here in the United States. Go listen to his new album, support people that we support. That's how we continue to grow this beautiful thing. And this beautiful thing wants all your love, Bob. Yeah, I, um, the first time I met you, I thought, you know what, I'm going to know this guy

Starting point is 01:19:16 for a very long time. Good. Um, we are whimsical creatures and we, um, we connect on a level that is not seen much. That's true. That's true. It reminds me, sometimes I'm watching one of my favorite movies, Men in Black. Such a good film.

Starting point is 01:19:32 Great movie. Yeah. And there was a scene where... Tommy Lee, Jones. No, Will Smith is, he's taken to test. Oh yeah, he's taken to test, right? And he doesn't believe in aliens. Yes.

Starting point is 01:19:42 And then Tommy Lee takes him by that little work area know me work area and the right three little skinny alien yeah man yeah I mean I always I'll over treat you in my mind you know it reminds me of you you know and it's like I miss you when I see that movie that means a lot yeah yeah thank you so what do you mean like he just how fun they are more than that what is it what do you get in Bobby? Do you just mean like, that they're like funny and cool and fun? Yeah, it's more than that. It's more than that. What is it? I don't know what it is.

Starting point is 01:20:10 I'm not following along. I'm trying to figure it out. I'm trying to figure it out. What are you saying? What I'm saying is he looks like like a skin alien guy. That's what the fuck does that mean? That's a lot better than being a fat alien guy. Thank you. Steve, Steve, that's a lot better than being a fat alien guy. Thank you. So see Steve Steve

Starting point is 01:20:27 That's why you're here, dude. Yeah, that's what you're here. Dude. He's good dynamic. He's really brought the energy. Yeah Yeah, he's great. He's great. No honest honest with you. All of us in us. Honestly, you know every time I fucking pal with you It gets it goes crazy. It's the funnest I've ever have. I don't know where it's going in my mind You know me I can't wait serious. I know But you and I always it always goes like this with you and I will say thank you violent I thank you so much for being here. It was my I love you. I let's text more and yeah I do all the time. Thank you. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you. I love both you give me hugs. Let's do a free person. Woo! Woo! Yeah! Woo!

Starting point is 01:21:28 Yeah! Yeah!

Bad Friends - Oliver Tree Fights Bobby

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