Bad Friends - Podcast Wars!

Episode Date: February 22, 2021

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No, but look at how swollen this looks. I honestly can't tell the difference. That's amazing. Can you tell, Root? Right here? Right here? No. Oh, well, I put ice on it all day.

Your face is all fucked up. Yeah. Yeah, 24 seven. Yeah. Look who's talking. What do you mean? Look who's talking. Yeah.

You really got a welt on your face? You can't see it right here? I do. I, first of all, what? Hey, why? What's wrong with you today? Honestly, this has been tripping me out all day. It looks weird, but it's like, you know what you look like?

I feel like a villain. Like two-faced. What is this? This is a gift from, I think it's a Sal Vulcan and Chrissy D. Sal and Chrissy, Christa Stefano. Sal Vulcano and Christa Stefano. No. Yeah.

Don't know them. What is it? I don't know. Oh, it's a bag of shit. Let me see. What is it? It's a bag of shit. What is it?

Why would they? Let me see. Is there a note there? Oh, there is. Well, you have to get the note out. Open it up. Does it smell? No, I can't.

I've been pooing on whom. What? What does it say? I don't know. It says, it says, you have been pooped on. Want to know by whom? Turn over. Turn over.

No, I don't know. I mean, well, we know. It says happy. Is that Valentine's Day? Happy anniversary. That's our happy anniversary. Oh, that's our anniversary gift. Happy anniversary.

That's nice. From the boys. Thanks, Sal Vulcano and Christa Stefano. They sent me. Hey, babe. Their new show. Hey, babe. Human shit.

Yeah. Is this human shit? Yeah. It's got to be. Let me see. Okay. How about this? How about this?

Let's eat it. No, nothing. Eat it. Oh, come on. Grow up. I don't want to eat it. This is why they're closing down, because they'll send anything. No way.

It's poop. Oh, the bag is wet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at it. Look at it. My hands are all pooped. What is sanitizer going to do? What is sanitizer going to do?

Oh, my God. What? Smell it. Oh, my God. It's so gross. It's so gross. It's not shit, though. No, whatever.

Whatever it is. It's something gross. We got to send them something. Yeah, but we should really poop. Yeah, I want to send them something. You got shit. She got it all over her hands. We should really poop in a bag.

Oh, no. We should really do it. I'll poop in a bag for real and send it. Me, too. Me, too. You want to fuck around East Coast? Yeah. Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, really? New York? Yeah. Oh, really? New York? You think you can fuck with us? Wait, something's just New York.

Did it get on your clothes? No. Ready? Heads up. Coming at you, Sandy. One, two. Coming at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're going to send them poop in a bag for real. You don't get to send us poop in a bag. But with Sal and Chris, they have a podcast? Yeah, it's called Hey Babe. But I thought he had it, him and the Greek guy had one. No more. Sadly, history has gone. Oh.

They each have independent podcasts now. So Sal and Chris has one, and it's called Hey Babe. Hey Babe. Okay. Hey Babe. Hey Babe, and they just started? Yeah, it's on their 5th or 6th or 7th or 8th. Let's bury them.

Well, that show will never catch up to that. I mean, there's no way. You could have buried them, though. We really do. Yeah. Yeah, because that's rude. That's rude that they started a podcast trying to be like us? No, but that's rude that they would send us a bag of shit.

They, I think they're trying to start a mini war, but they don't know who they're fucking with. It's so funny, because I've had other people try to do that for me. You know who did it at first? Donnell. Oh, really? When he started his, right? Like, making memes of me.

Look at how fat it Bobby is and all that stuff. And I was like, I'm not going to fucking bite. It's not going to work, Donnell. Yeah. You know what I've been watching, dude? Oh my God. Have you heard of the Vietnam War? Is it a movie?

No, no, no, no. The real thing. Yeah, the Vietnam War? Yeah. To the best of my account, the Vietnam War was over sugar cane. No, it wasn't. From 19- No, that's because I've been watching it, so let me see if you know really-

What do you mean you've been watching what? A documentary about the war? Well, Ken Burns is a documentary filmmaker that I love. Oh, yeah. Everyone loves Ken Burns. Right, so Ken Burns, right, made a Vietnam War documentary series. Yeah. And I've seen it twice, but I'm re-watching it.

It's really ridiculous. Who narrates it? I don't know. Ooh, ooh God. What are we here for? Ooh. Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

Ooh, ooh God. Oh God. Here we'll be here for absolutely nothing. Say it again. Ooh. All done. Just the music, right? It was my haze.

All in my brain. All in my mind. Whatever. That's it. Right, right. All that music is so good. Yeah, because the best music came from tragedy. Yeah, but-

And then how come everybody spent four years talking bad about how Trump was the worst person? And we didn't make any good music. One song came out of it. What song? Fuck down, Trump. You know that song, right? Hey, fuck down, Trump. You've heard that.

That song, yeah. But nobody made other good music. They were like, it's the worst. This is the worst four years ever. You're like, then why is no good art coming out? This should have spawned good art, because the best art came from tough times. Yeah, that's true. The 60s and 70s, the race riots, civil war.

I mean, civil war. The race riots, civil unrest is what I mean that was going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got feminism's birth, the Vietnam War, all this stuff clashing. Watergate. Watergate. All this stuff happening. Well, Watergate was later.

What do you mean, Watergate was in the 70s? Yeah, but Vietnam War, I guess it kind of- I'm talking about that chunk of time. Like from this- So that decade. I would say too, from 62 to like- Well, the late 60s was crazy, because of all the deaths. Yeah.

Right? And serial killers started to kind of emerge in the 60s. The good ones too. The coolest ones. The legends came out. Shout out to the cool serial killers. What's up? No, but we had-

What do you mean? So we had- Did you see that documentary about the Cecil Hotel? I know. Yes. Yes. You saw it? Well, because I talked to Maddie Matheson about it.

You guys talked about it. We all been talking about it. Yeah, yeah. He was texting. Who's Maddie Matheson? The fat idiot chef that you had on that show. The fat guy, the fat chef. The fat chef.

Also, by the way, he's not fat. I know. He's- Right. He's retarded. Thicky-thicky-thick boy. Yeah. Yeah.

But- He looks like the Kool-Aid man. Yeah, but anybody that wants to watch a good documentary should watch the Vietnam War one because of the fact that it was just bonkers, man. It's nuts, right? But- What do you mean? That's-

No, but I'm just saying, like, that's the thing that- How did this start? Let me ask you. The Vietnam War? Yeah. The Vietnam War was started, honestly, a small argument in a chess game. We were bad friends. We loved to talk about history.

We would also like to point out that we don't read books. While convincing to some, the following information is utter nonsense, disguised as fact. That's true. Lyndon B. Johnson. Yes. He called- He called one of the- One of the leaders of Vietnam because they don't- they have leaders.

Yeah. He called him a- He called him a bitch! And who's the most famous leader of North Vietnam? He's very famous. Pad Thai. Yeah, Pad Thai. Isn't it Chicken Pad Thai?

Yeah, Chicken Pad Thai. Chicken Pad Thai was one of them. One of them, but the other guy. Who's the general? General Chao. General Chao. General Chao. General Chao.

It depends how you want to say it. And his- what was his assistant- Mango Sticky Rice. Mango Sticky Rice, yeah. I loved him. Yeah. Vietnam War was a war we didn't belong in. But tell me why it started. Why it started?

Yeah. Why any war starts? How? Land. No! It's all about land. You don't know! You really don't know.

It's about land. It's not about land. It's about religion and land. It's not about real- it kind of- Every war is about religion and land. I know, but you don't really know. You're just throwing out like blanket. Because here's why.

Because the Vietnamese, right? The Viet Cong, first of all. Wow. The Viet Cong was having a coup and uprising against the government, right? We stepped in. And we took them down, boy. I'ma come in here, Viet Kang. That's not what happened.

Wung Chang. That's not what happened. What really happened was, in Vietnam, the Vietnamese War was not our war, but we intervened. We intervened in the war. That's right. We intervened in their war. We stepped in to help save part of the issue that was going on in Nepal. Everybody knows the Napolese.

The Napolese were the incidiary partnership crew of the Vietnamese War. See what you're doing? Joules? Take note. Learn. Take note. She's not even here. I know.

Look at her. She's not even. She has a fucking gavel, right? What do you judge, Judy, all of a sudden? What the fuck are you doing? No, I was listening. What were you talking about? The Vietnam War.

No, yeah, right. Easy guess. Let me ask you about the Vietnam War. We're always talking about the Vietnam War. I don't know how it started, but it's about like communists and anti-communists and then the North and South. Very good. Yeah.

No, I know. It's about North versus South, but not communism. The other one. Come on. Racism. Well, that's always going to be there. That's always going to be there. That's going to be there always.

Yeah. I don't know. That's fine. Fascism. Fascism. What it was about was... Were there Nazis? No, there was no Nazis.

Because I think there was. There were no fucking Nazis. You know how today people are saying that like Trump supporters were not there. There was Nazis that were Trump supporters. How do you not know there weren't Nazis back then in Vietnam? There could have been a couple of Nazis rolling around. Essentially, the war is, you know, the Vietnamese trying to get from under an oppressive... Government rule.

No, no, colonization. Yeah. So the French colonized Vietnam for 60 years. Yeah. God bless. You know. And obviously the Vietnamese, when you're occupied by a European nation, you want to have independence. By the way, the weakest.

How did France fuck you up? Get on the ground and I will hit you with a baguette. I hit you with a piece of cheese. Yeah. You're a naughty boy. Get on the ground. Bang, bang, boop, boop. I am tough guy.

France. Weakest country in Western Europe. Go ahead. I'm just telling you what happened. It is true. Right. So, and then a little thing called World War II happened. One of the coolest wars, by the way.

Well, not as good as Vietnam, but pretty good. No way. World War II was way cooler. World War II didn't have the music or the culture and black people. I love black people. But... Because you know how they write stuff on their helmet? Right.

Like... This shit gnarly dog. Are they Mexican and black? I don't know. This shit gnarly. Hey, bro. Fucking gnarly. That's a Mexican surfer.

A fucking hankton gnarly. Yeah, yeah. Because they would write messages on their helmet. Right. Well, I would put like a question mark. Is it hot in here? It's not. We're doing fine.

I just need... I want to teach you about the Vietnam War, man. Oh, please, please, please. Sorry. So, World War II came along. But, dude, when they were being occupied by France, dudes left. What do you mean, who left? Just Vietnamese citizens escaped the country.

Right, they fled. They were like, we're out of here. One dude that left was a young dude. His name is Ho Chi Minh. Right. Made a trail? Right. So, he was like the main dude.

Ho Chi Minh's trail was the Freedom Trail for Vietnamese similar to the Underground Railroad. It was a trail that you could go through Cambodia and whatnot to bring supplies to the south. Was it well marked? Well, they would bombard it, right? Americans would fly over it and try to destroy some of these pathways. But the Asians, we have good work ethic. Very good. You rebuild stuff.

Fuck that. You know what I mean? I built another bridge. Right, and they just built a bridge. You know what I mean? Blow it up again. I built another one. You know what I mean?

Why is that? Why are you guys are so good at rebuilding? We're good at rebuilding. Like Japan was rebuilt in like 60 days. What? I think after the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, it was like 60 days later. What were you used to? Godzilla too.

When he's wrecking through town. Yeah, Godzilla. He's knocking over buildings. Mothra fucked it up. Yep. Like Mothra would burn down a fucking town and they were, oh, let's build it. You have to build it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is it true that the... Name me another monster from the Godzilla universe. There's a third one that's very famous. There's actually two more. There are very few. Two more? Yeah. So you have Mothra, Godzilla.

What's the other one? Andres? Andres. What kind of fucking monster is that? He's like a sensitive little Spanish. I put your building down. I put your building down. No, there was Rodan.

Oh, Rodan. Do you remember Rodan? Yeah, I do. Okay. So anyway... Are you going to see that Godzilla versus King Kong? Did you see the trailer? They're good.

It looks pretty cool. I know, but... I want to see it. There was one right before called the King of Monsters. I know. You see that one? Yeah. Terrible.

It wasn't terrible. It was fucking terrible. It wasn't good. The movie was kind of cool. The 2014 Godzilla movie was great. It was awesome. Why? Why was it good?

Yeah. It's just a good move. I don't know. Great casting. Actors were good. Brian Cranston was in it. The story was actually okay. The story was great.

I'll tell you why. It all boils down to not revealing Godzilla. You know what I mean? You can't just have them... In the first shot. They made them very mysterious. Yeah. The first shot of Godzilla, I think, full shot was in that Hawaiian scene where they were

throwing out those flares. Yeah. And the camera would follow the flares. Yes. I remember that. Over Godzilla's body. And it looked like a little... Yeah.

Like a... Right. And he would get shot. He would flick them up. You were nothing. You were... Yeah. And so that's what I liked about that one.

But then King of Monsters was just monsters and monsters and you're constantly seeing them. There's no mystery to them. Do you think with creatures of great size or any kind of... You think it's cooler when we don't show it? Yeah. It's sexier. What was the movie?

In horror movies, it's the same thing. It's like an hereditary, right? They would have a wide shot. And you wouldn't really know exactly what you were looking at, but you knew that you were scared. Yeah. And there was no music to... There was no...

What would they call them? Scare... What do they call them? Jump scares. What? Jump scares. Jump scares. Jump scares.

You know how they use music? I know. Jump scares. Boy, he went to fumb school. I know, he did. I know. And that didn't like his tone. Yeah.

Oh, he went like... Jump scares. Yeah. Like an asshole. So cocky. So cocky. Right. But they let you sit in silence with a wide shot, which is what your eyes are doing the

whole time. You're searching to find on the screen where the thing is. And then maybe you'd see the corner of the screen. What is that? What is that? Yeah. And it's just a doll sitting on a fucking... It's nothing, it's just it's been there the whole time.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a normal doll. It's just a doll. When they do that, when they make you find it, oh, that's sexy. It's so good. It's so creepy. It's so good.

So, you know, that's what I like about horror movies as well, like I just don't reveal it. I made a movie, a feature film, a horror film that is coming out next week. This is real. And I wanted to show you the trailer. Okay. Yeah. And see what you guys think. All right.

This is not for us. He wants to plug it on our show. He's going to plug it also. I'm a little mad that we weren't in it or a part of it at all. I didn't, wasn't able to audition or read for it. He told, you know what he told me about it? What? Today.

He's like, when did you shoot this? A couple of years ago. Oh, so he wasn't on. Yeah. But he could have thought about us. Yeah. I know. He could have at least thought about it.

He knew we were, we were. Yeah. If there's people in it, I know, though, I might. I'm going to be pissed. Snap. Play the trailer. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Oh, you got something vertical. Seriously? Yeah. That's great. Oh, that's great. All right. Let's play it. Hey, dad.

Go get your tools. I'll meet you in the truck. I like him. Derek? Derek! By the way, that could have been me. I got you. Derek!

Derek! Derek! Derek! Derek! Derek! Derek! Derek! Does he work at Shokum Hills?

He never hooked up. Love him? That could have been me. Yep. What are you expecting to find here? Even with a great fire, people don't just disappear. Something else happened. What are you doing here?

We shouldn't be here. I want him gone. Why do you need private security for a scientific expedition? Aiding, Aiding Kanto. It's a safe one. Jonathan Sadowski, two people I know. Hold on, what's I got? Pissed off.

Here's something down there. Tell us that. Jonathan Sadowski. What? What? What? What? I turned it off.

Listen to this. What is that? This doesn't feel right. Turn it off! Terry! Terry! Did you hear that? What was that thing?

How long has this been open? We do security and protection. We do security and protection. We do security and protection. We do security and protection. We do security and protection. We do security and protection. We do security and protection work.

What is it you protect? You. They took my son. And I've been fighting him ever since. Shhh. Listen. What is that? I hear something.

No! This isn't good. No! No matter what you do, don't let him grab you. Get me out of here! Jamie, get down! No, no! I'll get you!

Directed by who? Brad Parker. Who the fuck's Brad Parker? He did a movie called The Chernobyl Diaries. What? You said you directed this. No, I produced it. Okay.

What's your name on it? Stop, stop. Don't move, because I'm looking at all the names there. Alejandro, there he is. Andres, for some day. Thank you, Bobby. Oh, Andres. Produced by Julio Halvis.

Diego Halvis, brothers. Yeah. Alejandro de Leon. Yeah. Andres. And Andres is last. He's last. Last is always the most important one.

So you produced that? Yep. Can we get the location on that warehouse? Yeah. You know what I mean? That's making that phone call. Yeah. How much can we get it for?

Well, how about 800 a day? How about 750? You got a deal. You got a deal. And then all of a sudden, can I get my name on the fucking poster? Fine. Yeah. That's Andres.

That's what he did. Yeah. I'm going for a coffee run. Does anybody want to? All right. Yeah, I'll take a matcha latte. Can I say this? It looked good.

It looked pretty good. But also, did I call it out? Look, I called it out. Jonathan Sadowski, who I know very well. Yeah. Aiden Canto was in the first sitcom I ever did. Little rude. Little rude.

Little rude. Little rude. Legend. Will Patton. Legend. It looks really good, though. It actually looks really, really good. Yeah.

How can people see this, Andres? On March 5th, this is coming out. iTunes and everything. Let him plug it. iTunes, March 5th. You guys go watch The Devil Below. Yeah. That looks great, Trace.

That looks great, dude. Honestly, brother. Congratulations. March 5th. Everyone go watch that March 5th from your home, for the comfort of your home. So did you get funding for that? Or how does that? How are you a producer on this?

Creative. I've developed this script for a couple years. And then I partnered with a producer who had a film fund attached, so we found it that way. It was... Those guys... The fund is from... The Hollywood Brothers.

Mexico, right? Mexico. Are they the... Are they the... Are those guys that are connected to Jose Cuervo? No. Because there's two guys that are connected to that family that are big funders in Hollywood that have a lot of money.

What's their money from? The... The Hollywood Brothers. They don't have any money, meaning like they grind it out and fund financiers in LA. And then I made another movie with them that is coming out probably later this year. But yeah. This is something that people aren't really aware of in the real world. Something that I'm privy to.

You are, Andres knows more than all of us. Fans need to know this though that like there's a world of indie market movies that are really good movies. Like this. Very well done. Well produced. Well written. Good actors.

But they get shuffled around because it takes so long to get money for them because the funding comes and goes, right? It's hard to find people that are willing to finance and keep their money in there. They need to have interests that are have pre-sales, right? So like these guys, the Halvis Brothers know, Aiden Canto is an international sensation in the Spanish market. Yeah. They can already pre-sell it in the Spanish market, right?

Right. That's why they do that. Then they get, what's the girl's name? Alicia Sanz. Alicia Sanz. Same thing, right? So these guys know, oh, if we can bait the Spanish market with this, then we can kind of fill it in as well with other names and that'll attract other people and then they'll grow

in market markets. But what people don't know about this and I'm being genuine that's so impressive is these are so fucking hard to get done. This is impossible. On paper, it's impossible. So congrats, Andres. Congrats, Andres. Thank you, guys.

Because I'm attached to a movie that they're trying to get off the ground with some credible people involved and they're having a difficult time financing it. It's so hard. Yeah. They've got huge producers and huge actors involved in it and they're like, we're just finding financing. Okay. I've told the story before, but I'll do it fast.

I had a movie that we wrote that Channing Tatum was producing, okay? That you and Channing wrote? No, me and my writing partner, Nick. You know Nick. You know Nicky. Yeah, Nicky. Nicky who? Christ, you know Nicky.

Oh, the one that made me want to audition for his movie? 100%. Didn't get it. You did get it, but they went with somebody else. You got it, but they went with someone else. No, he calls me and he says, just let me just say it about Nick. Okay. Okay, because I have to get this out.

Say it. He listens. He's listening. I love him so much. Nick, I met Nick. He was producing a reality show or something, a game show. Probably, yeah, maybe years ago. Years ago on MTV or something.

Yeah. I met him that way. He's one of those kind of guys. Once you see him, you just fake mouth kiss. Yeah, you want it. You want it. You just do fake mouth kiss. He's like a funny guy.

He is very funny. He's just one of the funniest guys. You can tell that he's hip. He's very cool. He calls me up and he goes, hey, I want you in my movie. I go, fuck yeah, finally. You got audition. Yeah.

Well, that wasn't his terms. He didn't, it wasn't his terms. Nick and I wrote this thing. We had it with Channing Tame's company. It was cast already. Alexander Dodaria was going to be the girl. Oh my God. Who's fucking massive.

Yeah. Lil Rel. Lil Rel Howie. Wow. We had a lot of people alone, right? We had all of those elements. Channing Tame's company, huge, already had to deal with Sony. Those two actors, we had got signed on ourself, took Dodario to fucking Chateau and outside

just was like, please do this fucking movie, like we'll do anything you're perfect for. And she was like, I actually loved it, sunk both of these people. We got financing. I'm like, we're about to make, this is going to be incredible. Wow. Incredible. This is the hardest year I've ever spent doing this. And the other two years writing it and perfecting it.

And then we get a call one day, they're like, I don't think Chan's going to be able to do it. I just don't think we're going to be able to do it. We had some finance drop out. It's just, we can't finish it. It's just not going to happen. And I was like, right, this is what happens all the time, all the time. All the names, all the numbers, all the pieces, right, right, right, right, right, right.

And then one little shoe drops and it's like, no, it's over. Yeah. I think that you might be able to do it now though. I think the market because of streaming and whatnot, I think right now, I think you and Nick should revisit it. Maybe. Yeah. I'm going to do a movie after Davey.

I'm just, I'm going to do a movie with Lamorne Morris. Congratulations. Thanks, man. Are you really? Well, it's not done yet, but we're trying. Yeah. So you, who's working? We're literally trying to make it.

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Starved to death. In Hawaii, especially because in Hawaii, the restaurant at the hotel that I was at was not good. So it's like, I use door dash three times a day, and they're so much quicker than the other ones. So, well, it's so much better. I think the app layout is a lot nicer. Yeah, yeah.

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the code BADFRIENDS2021, don't forget, that's code BADFRIENDS2021 for 25% of your first order with door dash, subject to change, term, supply. Back to the Vietnam War, though. Time out. Yeah. And there's no... Is this on Netflix, the documentary? It'd be cool if David Attenborough did it.

I didn't get a hulu. I didn't watch a hulu. But anyway, let's go back to Vietnam War. The Vietnamese stormed their way through the jungle, met with great opposition from the Americans, helping them out, wielding their weapons at bay. So Ho Chi Minh... Oh, right. Ho Chi Minh had a trail.

How did he... How did he note the trail? What do you mean? How did... How did people know that that was the path? Did he mark it? Like breadcrumbs for Hansel and Gretel. Did he leave little fortune cookies along the way?

No. He's just... You know... Like the 101. You know where the 101 is? Well, because it's a fucking freeway with signs. Yeah. And if not as if it's like...

There's dirt, roads. But wait a minute. How do people know what Ho Chi Minh's trail is? I suppose it... What you... The sign... Ho Chi Minh's trail, the other one says Sunset Boulevard. You know what I mean?

I'm sorry. The street side. So he... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. And it has a little arrow like, you know, Hanoi, 92,000 miles this way. This way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's like little signs. So Ho Chi Minh's trail got people to Cambodia to escape persecution. No, no, no. I'm just trying to learn. You're not listening, though. Ho Chi Minh said the Russians and the Chinese was funding North Vietnam. Because of communism. Yes.

Right. By the way, USSR. Shout out. So... You know what I mean? Supplies and whatnot down the Ho Chi Minh's trail and whatnot. But what's fascinating about... You know what I mean?

Am I boring you? No, no, no. I love this. I just think it's funny to hear like people at home listening to complete morons talking about history. No, I'm... See, here's the thing. And I detest what you just said.

You should. Okay. Is people think that I'm a moron, right? Which I am. You are. I'm obviously a moron. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, you know, I still can watch stuff and absorb information. That's why I want you to feed me. And that's what I'm doing. Continue. Right. But then you're shaming me because I'm a fucking idiot. No, no, no. We're idiots.

This is just a two-way... This is ACDC. I see. This is alternating crimes of idiocy. By the way... I probably... You know, first of all, this information that I'm telling you right now, I've been mumbling to myself, right, for eight hours because I want to talk about it.

All right, let's keep going. So, I'm literally going, okay, no, that's not what happened. But let's... Let's keep going. Ho Chi Minh. And you already fucked up my order of things. I didn't. I didn't.

It looks like Alfred Hitchcock is kissing your titty, by the way, on that shirt. It looks like he's kissing your tit, your right tit. That's Alfred Hitchcock? I'm kidding. No, a piece of you didn't know. No, it's this Orson Welles theater here. I don't know if I can... That's Hitchcock.

That's Hitchcock's symbol. Yeah, I know. Didn't know. Yeah. You said it. Didn't know. I didn't know. You didn't know.

I didn't know. Did you think it was Orson Welles? Yeah. That's so sad. Cinema. Okay, teach me more about Vietnam. Oh, God, I wish you didn't do that. You did that with that Scorpion's t-shirt.

Mm-hmm. And now you did it with the Orson Welles. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. By the way, what's the kid's name? The Spaniard guy? What is his name? Fancy B.

Fancy. When you saw that shirt, what did you think? When you saw his Hitchcock shirt, what did you think? I thought Bobby was really cool with Alfred Hitchcock on it. See? Impressive. He likes you. I know he does.

As much as you don't like him, he likes you. I love him. What are you talking about? You do? Yeah, deeply. Because he's a sweet guy. I love him. Okay.

I need to get back to learning. Are you paying attention? Really? Yeah. What have you learned so far about the Vietnam War? Yeah. Ho Chi Minh's trail. Oh, get real.

That's not it. What does that even mean? You're just repeating a thing that exists. Yeah, you're not here. I am. I'm doing something so I can find the trade on you. What are you doing? What are you doing?

Picking on my nails. Yeah. Picking on my nails. Get in the car and come over. She goes, I have to do my eyebrow. I go, what? I have to do my eyebrow. And I go, do it.

She's preparing for her future. She takes a fucking eye liner. You could be a threader, girl. Right. And she's in the mirror going, I need to put eyebrow on my face. Wait, what is it? Do you paint your eyebrows? She has no eyebrow, she says.

Yeah. Yeah. That's so mean. That's so mean. But also earlier today. But they look nice. They look great. They look nice.

They look great. But today is a sad day for her, too. Why? Because we've been fostering homeless dogs. Yeah, I know. I see it on the internet. Right. The picture of the dog's teeth that you posted.

Yeah. What did you write? Cute teeth or something? Yeah. It looks like a meth heads teeth. I know. And that's what I want to tell her. So when I was telling her, I go, because I didn't, we foster so many animals.

These ones, I feel bad, but I didn't really want to get to know. Well, we could know that's because you didn't want to lose them. You don't want to get close. We had the puppy four months ago. I fell in love with that guy. Got rid of him. Man. Right.

Made a little sandwich out of him. Made him a sandwich. They were tenderloin. And then we had a German shepherd. Cora. I love German shepherds. They were beautiful. He came in here, right?

No. And here was the, oh no. Yeah. The German shepherd. Yeah. Yeah. So the German shepherd. Yeah.

Right. And luckily the German shepherds at Kalila's mother's house, they took them in. Oh, that's awesome. So we get to see her. And then they said, so I'm flying in from Hawaii. And as I land at the airport, this is bullshit, by the way, you get a text. We have two new dogs. Anyway, you were in the plane.

So I couldn't confirm it with you. So we have them. So bullshit, right? I could have sent it before I left Hawaii. Exactly. And number two, they go, it's homeless dogs. As soon as she said homeless dogs. I was out.

I was out. And I was telling her. Right. They're between residents as dogs. Yeah. And I was telling her, though, I go, you know, if you wanted a roommate, right, would you want, you know, someone like us, you know what I mean, someone part of society? Or would you want a homeless person, right?

Honestly? Yeah. Homeless guy. Why? He's not gonna be able to pay rent. Right. That's the problem. Well, you can put him to work.

Right. You can put him to work. No. Yeah. I kind of lived with a homeless person in the late 90s. We were all homeless when we started comedy. No, but I legitimate one. Yeah.

A legitimate one. His name was Dave. We call him Hippie Dave. I like Hippie Dave. Yeah. And Hippie Dave stayed in our house in Silver Lake, but he used to do meth. Oh. He used to clean our house with a toothbrush.

And how clean was it? Great. So I'm just saying. So if you have foot meth in there. Drugs, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotta have some drugs in there to clean up. By the way, we're not homeless shaming.

We're not shaming. If you're not, if you don't have a home, you're just as valued. And Bobby obviously would rather have someone who came from a home before. Myself? Yeah. I don't have someone else. I feel bad because my theory on the two dogs is probably wrong, right? Julia, I'm so sorry that I didn't get to know those dogs.

You know, I just couldn't emotionally do it anymore because I get emotionally attached to these animals and I get them away. See? And it really breaks me. See? Today. Stop picking your nails. God damn it!

No, I'm listening. Yeah, so. She's not. It's not a hard day. A hard day. Because she's the sole provider of these dogs. You're having a tough day because the dogs are gone. That makes me sad.

That's not why. No, why? Huh? What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Are you in drugs? No, I'm listening. I need to focus on something so that I can be more focused on you. Oh, really?

By picking your nails? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So how do you feel about the dogs? Um, I feel sad, but when I saw the guy, he looked like he could like... He was trustworthy. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, he was a New York comic. Oh, who was it? Yeah, he's friends with DiStefano, the one that gave us the shit earlier. Really? Yeah. And he took which dog? Both. Oh, really?

But you said earlier you liked his voice. Yeah. Yeah. What do you sound like? Hey, forget about it, man. Oh, he was just forget about it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pizzeria?

I got it, I got it, I got it. You gotta take off, you gotta take off. You're the best. Honestly, you're the best at impressions. You know what, dude? That's New York. That's New York. I love...

Do New York. Hey, forget about it, man. Hey, forget about it. Say it in a New York accent. Where's the closest pizza spot? Hey, where's the closest pizza spot? Perfect. Yeah.

How do I get to the L train? How do I get to the L train? Bada boom bada bing. That's how you do it. Bada boom bada bing is a code. You gotta throw in those. Mm-hmm. Forget about it.

You gotta say that. Forget? Yeah. About it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Hey, forget about it.

I can't do voices, man. It's a run on. Because when I was on med TV, they would go, can you play an Irish guy? I go, no. Let's hear your Irish accent. Do one. I'll try to mimic it. Ireland kind of sounds like that.

Ireland cut off. Oh, that was close. Pretty good. Like Conor McGregor. Conor McGregor. All you have to do is speak fast and up. Conor McGregor. Conor McGregor.

Oh, it's Conor McGregor. Oh, it's Conor McGregor. Conor McGregor. Oh, there he is. It's Conor McGregor. Oh, there he is. Oh, hey. Quite a fighter.

Oh, there he is. Conor McGregor. Up at the end. There he is. Conor McGregor. Oh, that's so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say, quite a fighter.

Quite a fighter. Quite a fighter. Quite a fighter. Quite a fighter. Quite a fighter. Quite a fighter. Conor McGregor. At some point now, you're going back to Asian.

You're like, quite a fighter. Quite a fighter. You do it. No. Yeah, try, try, try. I'm so bad. No. You did almost just terrible.

He did a great job. I tried it. So try it. Conor McGregor. Say, oh, it's Conor McGregor. No, it's so hard. It's not. No, it is.

You have to do it. You have to do it. Can I say Mary Ann? Oh, look, it's Mary Ann. Yeah. Go. Oh, look. Oh, look at the corner.

It's Mary Ann. Oh, um, it's so hard. It's the panic. To try. Oh, look, it's Mary Ann. No, I'm just going to say the name. Okay. Go on.

Mary Ann. That's pretty good. Mary Ann. Mary Ann. Oh, look, it's Mary Ann. Oh, look, it's Mary Ann. Oh, it's Conor McGregor. Say that real fast.

Oh, it's Conor McGregor. Oh, it's Conor McGregor. Perfect. Perfect. That's good. Give me another accent. Can you do, uh, let's, can you do, can you do Canada? Do it, do it.

Well, I'm from Canada. Up here, we have big moves. I'm from Canada. I'm from Canada. It's always Asian with you. I resent that because of the fact, I think you're just looking at my face. Well, let me close my eyes and do it. Ready?

And so, so repeat after me. Go up here in Canada. We, we, uh, we drink moulson. We drink moulson. Yeah. No. Now you're Irish and Asian. Do fancies.

Do Spanish. I have to repeat it. I'm good at mimicking. Well, let him speak. And then he says. Hey guys, how are you doing? Hey guys, how are you doing? Well, give him a real phrase.

Give him something that he can hold on to. I love Andrew so much. His comedy is much better than mine. I like Andrew so much. His comedy is much better than mine. See, that's good. That's close. Are you being real?

That's really good. I don't think so. No, I'm serious. That's a little closer to Mexican than Spanish. Yeah. But it's good. I like Andrew's comedy is much better than mine. Perfect.

Yeah, thank you. That's perfect. Yeah, you do it. I like Andrew's comedy. No. Andres is. Because sometimes they do the S. Sometimes they do that.

Times TV. Times TV? Finance Advice. Very good. Okay. Time out. I want to go back because I still need to learn about Vietnam. We stopped at Ho Chi Minh.

Ho Chi Minh's trail. Basically, Vietnam was an unwinnable war. For America. Yeah. We had no chance. No matter how many people we fucking threw in there, soldiers. Right. First of all, the kids that we sent there were 17, 18. No, they were the young, obviously, but they were always low-income kids, usually minorities.

You know what I mean? Poor white people, poor Italians, you know, just poor people. Poor people. Poor people. And then they were... My uncle. Really? He was a nom. Did he die? He's alive. Not only is he alive, the only thing he took back from nom was a severe heroin addiction. So it turned out pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, seriously, that's real. And he smoked unfiltered polymols. You know what that is? Yeah. Unfiltered. He would smoke them. It's insane. It's just smoking your... Yeah. You're smoking cancer. Yeah, you're smoking cancer.

You're cancer. So, um, but what was... I mean, imagine being, you know, you're 18, 19 years old and you're... I mean, imagine what we were doing in 18, 19... We were like, should I go... What am I gonna do? Go to college? What's going on with my life? I was getting drunk and stoned. But imagine, like, picking up organs of your friend, right, and putting it in body bags while, like, the Viet Cong is just shooting at you. Yeah.

I mean, it's just insane. And you're in the middle of a... By the way, you're in the middle of a beautiful place, right? It is beautiful. Like Vietnam. Beautiful. So the juxtaposition of like... I stayed for four seasons in Vietnam. Well, that's not where they stayed during Vietnam. They didn't have what?

They didn't have the four seasons. Oh, I'd say they're not. They had the one season. They had one season. Yeah. But they stayed in the middle of this beautiful jungle. I thought about that when I saw four gump that I was like, how crazy that this is like paradise. And these kids from all over the country in the U.S. go to paradise for the first time. Yeah.

But it's bullets all day long. Yeah. And they were almost as sent into battles that were unwinnable. Well, they were, right? Like, we want you to take that hill. Yeah, but they're up there. Do it. What do you mean? Just get up there and do it.

Get up there. We need that hill. And then once they would take the hill and they would lose 80 of their friends, right? The military would be like, okay, we got it. Let's look go. They're like, we're not going to do that. At least put a sign up. No, we got it. It's nothing. What about Agent Orange? Wasn't that from Vietnam? Loved it.

Great clone. No. Agent, yeah, they would burn your skin. And they would just canopy drop it all over the, all over the... And it would just destroy foilage. And that's what gives people lung cancer. And then after that, after Vietnam, people would come back and then they would hang out of VFWs and they would get Legionnaires disease. What is that?

Legionnaires disease? No. Google it, George. Legionnaires disease is genuinely legion from like legions, like VFWs. They would get this infection in their lungs from the air conditioning units not being cleaned. Oh my lord. Legionnaires disease, right?

Symptoms and causes. Well, legionnaires is inhaling the bacteria from water or soil. Bacterium legionella. It had nothing to do with the legion. It's the bacteria name. I was born with the Harlequin ectiosis. No, you weren't, because I've seen it. We've shown it on the show and you weren't.

Damn it. No, you were not. Hey, you remember the bit that we did last week about the Confederate Robert E. Lee? Yeah. I think we want to do it. Who's we? We're going to make it. Fancy B wants to make it.

Maybe a sketch or a real series. I was thinking a short first. We do like a short. Short first. Well, so it doesn't fail. He's a good director, though. He directed a YouTube video of mine. Do you still have that video?

Yes. What's it called? The Emperor of the World. Emperor of the World. And it's basically what I would do if I was at the Emperor of the World. You know what I mean? If Bobby Lee was the Emperor of the World. I kill myself.

In the liquor store. Witness greatness. Behold the Emperor of the World. When was this? This is right after Mad, maybe three or four years after Mad TV. And Fancy directed it? So I was like, I didn't know what to do, so I would call around and go, what do I do? Yeah.

And my friend Lisa. Lisa Bonet. No, Lisa Nova. Lisa Donovan, right? She started a company called Maker. She was a YouTuber. Yes. Lisa Nova.

Lisa Nova. And she said, come to my company and we'll just do sketches. So I would show up at this, you know. I remember. That's how I met George. He was in Culver City. Right. In Culver City.

I remember it. Yeah, you remember. In the warehouse district. Yeah. And I used to do that talk show there as well. Yeah. And I remember, I met him. I don't remember, but.

PD. Yeah. Well, George goes, I have a friend who's going to direct it. So I showed up and I vaguely remember him and I shot the sketch and then we only did one. So do you entrust him to make a sketch with us now? I think that he has the skills. Well, let's be more sure than think.

If we're going to trust this guy to do something for us. I think he can do it. He went to film school, right? Yes. Which one though? Columbia University. That's good. That's actually good.

That's a good one, right? No, that's good. Yeah. USC would be better. By far. Yeah. And he's going to try to argue. Well, now the program is actually not as good.

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It's so comfy. It's so nice. Snuggly. I got a bag. I got a whiskey set. There's all sorts of cool stuff that comes in this because all you have to do is get on the internet. Yeah.

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Okay. Well, how about this? You want to stick in the Asian stuff? Yeah, yeah. The Great Wall of China. How much do you know about the Great Wall of China? Nothing. You know nothing about it.

I know it's there. Why was it erected? What? Why was it erected? Well, obviously, just making an assumption to separate two bodies of lands. Correct. Okay. But what bodies of land?

North and south, I don't know. East and west. East and, okay, east and west. I was close. Don't, don't, don't, don't be diminutive. Yeah, don't laugh at me. I was closed. It could have been either one.

Right. There's only four ways to go. Yeah. So I made a guess. Right. And I said east and west. So you said north and south. So that's what I meant.

It was east and west. So I wanted two sides divided. Maybe there was two different kingdoms. Not called kingdoms. They're called... Embassies. Chinese. Come on.

Okay. They're called dynasties. Dynasties. That's right. Am I right? That's exactly right. Separate. So, so...

So there's two different dynasties. Probably Ming. Ming and... Ping. Wing. Ming and Ping. Ming and Wing. Yeah.

Yeah. Ming is white and... All right. So there's two... There's Ming dynasty and there's another dynasty. It's Wing. Wing dynasty. Ming and Wing.

And so they separated. Which was a joke. They used to say, look at the east wing dynasty. Get it? Because it was on the east side of the wall. So Ming and Wing. What happened was... Mm-hmm.

These two emperors were fighting. Right? If you're making this up right now... Not. Because I really want to learn. I am giving it to you. I know. But I feel like you're making it up though.

Not. There's no fucking wing. Nothing. What do you mean? You've never heard of Wing. You've never heard of the Wing dynasty. No, no, no. Fellas, am I lying or what?

Ming and Wing dynasty. Okay. What happened was... All right. These two emperors hated each other. This is the creepiest part. Uh-huh. Their sisters were in love.

Oh yeah. They were in love. Wait, wait, wait. So the Ming... What's the emperor? Bong Ming. Is it Bong Ping? No, no.

That's the sister. Bong. Oh, so the sister was Bong. Bong Ming. Yeah. Like the Wing sister. I don't remember because there was triplets. There was three Wing sisters.

But Bong Ming, I do remember her, Bong Ming loved one of the Wing triplets. They caught them making love. Scissoring. Scissoring. Well, I don't know what it called in Chinese, but... Well, they had scissors back then. Chopstickin'. They were chopstickin'.

And anyway... That was crazy. You would say something like that. They were stickin'. That was insane. Bong Ming and one of the Wing... And one of the Wing's. All right, so...

They were stickin' love. These two emperors... Let me just stop for a second. Got it. So, let me just get this straight. All right, straight. So, the Wing... Yeah.

The Wing dynasty. And three sisters. The emperor had three sisters. Had three sisters. Triplets. They were triplets. Correct. Okay.

And the Ming dynasty had one. One girl named Bong. Bong. Bong Ming. Bong Ming, right, was scissoring one of these girls. She was chopstickin'. I've chopped her by bad. She was chopstickin'.

They were chopstickin'. Three sisters. The middle child, I think. You don't know for sure. I'm not positive because I'm... But they look the same. It could've been either one. They were triplets.

Yeah, exactly. They didn't look the same because they were Asian. They were like, anyway... No. It was triplets. So, it could've been anybody. True, true. Right, right.

So, anyway, they were hookin' up. These two emperors caught wind of it. And he said, I refuse my sister to go to your palace anymore. And he says, I don't want your sister to come to my palace anymore. Yeah. Because Bong is trash. Wow. Bong is trash.

Trash. He said that... Yeah. A couple thousand years ago. No, no. Let me ask you this, though. Yeah. Would they...

Obviously, they didn't get together at like, you know what I mean, an Applebee is to talk, right? Oh, you mean how did they communicate? Through pigeons or something. Well, they're... They would open up a letter. There are no pigeons in China. Instead, there are...

Ferrets. Ferrets. Where are they? Doves? Doves. What bird? Chinese geese. Oh.

A Chinese goose. Sorry. I didn't know. Come on. There are Chinese geese through the air with notes on them to get to each palace. Yeah. Anyway. It seems like a long time.

For a Chinese goose? Yeah, to fly over. It's like... It seems like... They fly 180 miles an hour. No, they don't. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do.

And they're pretty... That would probably take eight years. Have you seen a Chinese goose? Then you don't know what you're talking about. Okay. I'm sorry. It's a 55-foot wingspan. They're huge.

It's the size of an airplane, basically. Okay. Small airplane. So they send it back and forth. They're noting back and forth. So the geese are going over there. He's just out on a sheet of nets, come over here. Piece of shit.

I don't want her over here. How about that, bitch? And he goes, you know what? Now, you know what? Now I'm going to send my fucking triplets over. So he says, hey, try to get over to my land and see what happens. So, Donald Trump. Remember how he said, build the wall?

That's where that came from. Okay, okay. Bong Ming's brother was the first one that evented to build the wall. Okay, it's really hard to believe that they would erect that wall. That thing took a hundred years to fucking put up. Initially, it just was to block the two dynasties east and west, but at some point he got a little cocky and was like I want you know how long China is it's huge right, but he said I want so long Does that fucking wall take they'll build well

This is unbeknownst knowledge to a lot of people. Yeah, the first chunk of the wall the first mile and a half was popsicle sticks Was made of popsicle sticks and Elmer's glue. I'm dead serious. They re-erected it later with stone. Yeah No, you don't know anything about it. Bonk. No, I don't know. I know you can see it from space. I Don't know one thing about anything about it. I know people take pictures on it and it's way. No, I know I've seen Steve. Oh walk on it. Yeah Dude, what's up? Hey, I'm just gonna skate down the wall. Yeah, but um, so that was just five ten minutes of just No, some of it's true. None of it is I think Ming I think Bong Ming is real It's Bong Ming. There is no Bong Ming. Look up Bong Ming, please and tell me that that's not part of the Ming dynasty Bong Ming

Bong Ming There there he is Bong Ming there. Go to his Instagram There's Bong Ming. Oh, you're right There he is celebrating when they built the wall, okay with some buds congrats You don't know anything about American history. Yeah, what do you want to know? Because I'm gonna I'm gonna Honestly because I want to learn so the next because I know that Ken Byrne has a civil a civil war Civil war one is amazing. I want to watch that one. All right, because I do know about that And then he has one about just America like the American West

I'm gonna watch I can teach you about that. Tell me about about the 49ers. Do you know what the 49ers are? Why are the football team? Why are they called the 49ers because they were 49ers aren't they aren't they miners the actual miners? That's correct, right and they mined for gold. That's correct. Is that why the helmets are gold? Well, they're red and gold, but yes gold is part of their color because of that. Yeah, is it because I'm not me I'm I am being I'm being real so these 49ers they probably northern, California Well, that this they would mine gold in northern, California, Santa Maria, Sannyanias Valley. Yes, the Sannyanias Valley. Yes, right and then So what do you need to teach me about them? Well, first of all, why why why was the gold rush in northern, California not in southern, California because in southern, California

There is no gold Why would there be gold up there and not down here? It has something to do with Mountains that I don't know what why you would do we know we don't have mountains in Southern California There was never a gold rush in Texas or Yeah, of course there was oh But in southern, I don't know and Texas is flat so tell me why because you said it's mountains Well, it has to do with rivers, right? That's right and it has to do with freshwater sources that rivers, right? and coming from the mountaintops correct, right and

It gathers all the lag nights and select tights. Yeah. Yeah gathers all these minerals to come down and then you would take a pan Mm-hmm, right mm-hmm and wade through The water panning for gold you pan for gold. It's kind of like the pasta strainer that you have at home. Yeah, okay? That's actually where that came from. Yeah, so what you're telling me that is that there was a court gold rush in San Diego There was a gold rush in San Diego where they didn't make a lot of money Where well, what I can even think of a fucking river in San Diego. Okay, first of all, you know how it's called Carl's bad Do you know why why because one the gentleman that discovered Carl's bad his name is Carl. Yeah, okay? Yeah, that was his badlands the badlands. That's where that comes from. Oh Carl's badlands and so he bought that place

Just on the gold he found down there Yep I'm telling you all this is facts. Okay, you could look it up. So that's about the miracle west the great American You know the real reason we went west wasn't to find land It wasn't a fine land It wasn't a fine land tell me what it is man. It was to get away from all those guinea whops in New York I don't know much. Yeah, yeah, but I know I love you But do you watch me watch documentaries watch it you watch documentaries. I love documentaries

Yeah, which ones do you like? What did I just see doc? Well, I watched the Cecil before that I watched the social network Before that I see the identical strangers. Oh, I loved that. Did you really? I did. I love that. Yeah, the replacement of the Yeah, yeah What do you mean the guys that the to the guy that the the guy that the The brothers But what happened they don't know their brothers That's it that's the one I Haven't been watching a lot of docs late. You never see in that one salt fat asses. You see identical strangers. I did was it about

It's about no, but I do but I don't remember. Yeah, I'm telling you what it's about. Yeah, it's about um, I Don't remember really Bring up the image and then I'll be able to tell you if I can see that the triplets that were separated birth Right one guy met it and he rented the other guy college. I remember right and then he said he said you're Dan and he's like I'm not Dan. I'm Kevin. He's like no way you look at it. Yeah, I remember the third one. That was right Yeah, and then they tried to do a research study on them to find out if it was if it was in if it was nurture or nature, right? Say like the same cigarettes or they were a science project basically and then they found out that it wasn't true Yeah, that it that it was true. They were brother, but it wasn't true that that

That you share these innate things that so much of it is harbored by Nature, correct. No, it's about Nurture cuz didn't one of them killed themselves. No, they're all still alive. They're they are right there on the photo one of them died Did he die? Yeah, how'd he die? I think he killed himself. How do you do it? I? Don't know how I always want to know how they did it. Why? Because I want to know with the other with the other twin do it the same way I'll probably just ask my brother to You know what I would do is I would take I would take ten volumes

And I'll just tell my brother to stick a shock under my mouth. Okay, too dark So black It's like the dark. We were gonna how would you kill yourself? Jump no, that's too dark bunch of flips I would do I would do a bunch of get I do a gainer off of it because there was a documentary about the Golden Gate Bridge What was that called? The bridge you've seen that? Dude, it's the best. It's about it's about how many people died building it Right, but there would be people that jump I remember this right and then there would be like, you know me a camera man

It just that would place a camera place a camera there and instead of going don't do it. They would just push record Right and they would just do it They erected a net below it because so many people were jumping off of it But one kid right jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge And he broke every bone in his body, but he lived but he lived and he kind of floated Yeah, he was just like he was laying there. Did it work? Yeah, I'm not dead, right? And he eventually makes it to like this, you know, I mean the shore. Yeah, right? And then he decided

Just laying there on the beach. I Think I want to live finally, right? All it takes and then he just he got his bones back I don't know how that how do you get your bones? They reeled The both of you, right? Yeah, they were mended. He went to the hospital. You got it. Did somebody mend them? Yeah, the doctor. Oh, right and then he just lived a life But then a lot of people like you just die instantaneously Well, you they say you die the moment you hit the water. Yeah, but sometimes you live. That's weird that guy that lived Yeah, what do you think people do more than one has lived jumping off of there? Yeah, I?

Said this other one where it was like about how to die in Oregon It's about Assisted suicide. Oh, right because it's legal up there. Yeah, isn't that where Kovorkian is from? Yeah, do you know who that is? Do you know who cover doctor of Kovorkian? You never heard of that? Oh, he's the best. Well, he's I mean one of the best in the game for sure. He kind of terms of that Assistant suicide. Yeah, he's one of the best in the He's sort of like the the Amadeus Mozart of suicides. He's revolutionary. He's he's I don't know who's better George wants to look at Michigan. I didn't know he was Michigan. Yeah, look at how cool. He looks bring up his photo

So so yeah, Rudy can see what he looks like really handsome guy. Yeah Like if that guy was helping me I'd ask are you dead? Yeah, sir. You're dead, right? Yeah, you're you seem dead. By the way, you would walk in this guy's office. You want to kill yourself Yeah, wagon that finger do the one where he's smiling below This is the kind of guy that always looked old to me, right? Like I feel like he looked like this when he was 30 Do you know what I mean? Yeah pictures of him when he's elderly. Yeah, even when he's young right there Look at that one in the blue shirt neck down down below Next to the blue shirt left go left

Look at that. He's 36 Was always old. Yeah So this guy got a lot of criticism for help for for pushing for assisted suicide Oh, because he he said people to prison people want he said people want to do it. We might as well help them do it So it's not Let me ask you Jules. So if I was like Let's say you're a government official or whatever, right? And you're in charge of making laws Okay, and I I'm moving to a different country. I'll tell you that

Yeah, I proposed a law right saying that do you believe that you know if I want to kill myself That's that it should be legal that somebody could help me I feel like if you have like severe conditions that yeah That would be okay, but if you just want to die and you're like healthy Yeah, no, no, these are people that have like a chronic like yeah disease that was that so you think that that's Yeah, cuz I think yeah, they're suffering already. Yeah Yeah, do you know what a suicide is at a fountain drink like like you know what a fountain drink is Yeah, when you go to like Burger King you you know what the suicide is no guy when we you don't how does she not know that?

Just that stops suicide. No Andres. What's a suicide at a fountain drink? Nobody knows that except you really George, you know You mix everything together see he knows what do you mean you do? I didn't know that you've never known that they called the suicide George you knew that right yeah, he said that Andres You don't you don't know that no, what do they call that in Spain? People don't do that We don't do that anywhere else except in the mid probably in the Midwest right you guys call it pop anyway It is pop. It's not pop. It's pop. You know, it's just you know what carbonated drink. What do you call coca-cola? It's pop carbonated drink. You don't call it carbonate

Yes, you may my little noodle friend. No you call it soda Yeah, so what if I go to because I go to Futteruckers sure you do right build your own burger, baby Yeah, but they have those they have those fancy ones The ones where you can make new drinks. No well you can get a Diet Coke, but then it gives you eight other options I'm saying cherry. Yeah, yeah, right. It's it's dope. They have that in movie theaters. Yeah, they have those in movie theater Rest in peace AMC. So if I do that with If I do it with Diet Coke Sprite and all that kind of stuff that I call that a suicide that's called the suicide Wow, I didn't know that but those fancy machines you couldn't get through all those options

What do you mean? The fancy machines have like 90 combinations, right? The old school old school ones have like six You know, so you just do six. Yeah, so it's coke. It's a coke Diet Coke Sprite Fanta, yeah And then and then mr. Pib and or and or dr. Pepper because they're independent right the girl that used to live behind me her Daddy worked at RC Cola. Remember RC Cola. Yeah, I know me too and it went away. I know it went away. Why did they take it away from us? I don't know. Well, let me tell you something what they took away from me. Mm-hmm This is and I've talked to this about this for me five years ago and When I was a kid my mom was too lazy to make breakfast. Mm-hmm

What's why you look smiling? I'm just settling in for whatever it is. It's not anything bad. No, I know right to you So she no no no, and we'd be like, you know, you wake up you go. I'm hungry Hungry right if you go eat that and it was like a carnation breakfast bar What is it package? Oh like an old person's breakfast. Yeah, it was by carnation. It's like an elderly person's breakfast Whatever. Yeah, and They stop making it Okay, cuz I don't know but there's a campaign of People that were born in the 70s. Mm-hmm, right, which is me. Mm-hmm. We're trying to bring it back

Are you involved? No, I signed a petition So you're involved years ago, but it literally is the greatest bar Carnation breakfast cereal breakfast bar. It's a chocolate bar. There it is. That's it. It's a chocolate bar. Yeah, oh dude I remember this and it was crunchy. Yeah. Yeah, it was crunchy There was something about the middle of it though that you it consistency to it that you can't like sometimes I'll go to a 7-eleven or whatever. Mm-hmm. But this

If you look at that the package you go this looks like it and then you stick it in your mouth It's not it's not the same. It's not the same. All right. So how about this? Yeah in the same way that reddit was able to Reservice GameStop stock. Yeah, we're asking all of our fans right now to tweet at just carnation still have a Twitter we want you guys to get the breakfast bar back. I think they said though um I think carnation put out a statement saying We don't even have the recipe anymore carnation UK Whether you're making baking top in a mix and carnation makes homemade easy with gooey caramel condensed milk and evaporated milk It's not it. This is kid that look that's carnation Nestle makes it. It's nice. Oh, yeah, Nestle owns it Everybody everybody tweet at Nestle and ask them to make carnation breakfast bars for for Tito Bobby

I want everybody to do that to see if we can get it greatest thing. I sort of got I would probably just Replace that as a as two meals a day if they remade it how about this if we can get this back They should make it just for you for your 50th birthday this year. Yeah, it was so there's something about it And I just remember like my mom just keep she just bought boxes of it and I would just grab a stick in my pockets And take it to go and good and I wouldn't even eat the school food Do you think if you ate if you ate one now would it do you think it would have the same? Nostalgia for you like would it bring you back? I think tears would well up in my eyes We gotta get a carnation if I stick about it would it would bring back all that my dad beated me with a golf club

Right. Yeah, I mean like all the good stuff. Don't be gay Carnation breakfast bars. That's the commercial And stuff that's a great commercial. You what your mom like it's like a little a little Stocky Asian kid walks walks downstairs. Yeah, you know Did your mom smoke? No, man, I wish she did and this in this bit. She does They're both smoking and your and your dad is pruning flowers and your mom is reading the paper and you're like And your mom is like eat that and she points to a breakfast bar

You're like, what is that and your dad hits you with a golf club. It goes don't be gay And you take a bite of the carnation breakfast bar and you're like, oh and then and then anime like she like Whoop, you know And you throw it fly to the air and it's carnation a breakfast bar Don't be gay. Can I be honest with you? Yeah, you're really funny today. Thanks. I was on Twitter I got rid of my Twitter because I read something. Oh, just let me just say it I know you read something negative and it was negative. It wasn't negative about anything. Oh, it was somebody it was somebody saying a Young woman. Mm-hmm. She goes. I love bad friends. Good, right? I

Love Bobby Lee, but I love especially Andrew Santino. Hmm And that's why you deleted Twitter Because a fan said something nice to me one time. Well when I read it you get all the love in fact No, I read it in fact. Let me show you something. No when I read it, right? Yeah, my I it does this thing where it started vibrating So I was reading it and what's going to I was going I was trying to be happy for you, too Impossible. No, I'd be real. I'm looking at my phone, right? I was reading it, right? And I did it, you know a Joker smile You know because I was forcing it. Yeah, so I was doing this right And then my eyes started vibrating like this

Yeah, and then I you know got out of the app and I held on to it like this and I pressed the Delete and it's zipped all because of a nice comment. Yeah, how many more comments you get that? Okay, George bring up the video of the kid. You want to see something insane? Look at look at this kid By the way time out. How old do you think this child is? He's cute. Take a guess weird thing to say right away. How old do you think he is? Eight. Okay, how old Jules? Eight. You can't don't get the same goddamn number Okay, what do you think Andres? Have you seen the clip you guys if you've both seen it then you can't say it

I've seen it. All right, George. You've seen it too. All right, so okay. Here we go. Listen to what this kid says Okay, so what age you Blake? Four years old. What's your favorite podcast? And who presents bad friends? Who's your favorite Bobby or Andrew? What's your favorite? Bobby. Why Bobby? No, he said Bobby. So what do you like about Bobby?

The boil. What do you like about Andrew? Andrew, what do you like about Andrew Santino? The boils on his face Conor McGregor By the way, you know how keen this kid is? You don't even know you don't even know what he's referencing Do you remember the boils that you talked about? Yeah, it's upsetting that a little bit. It feels good Let me say this one little kid would watch or listen to our podcast It's insane and also he says what do you like about Andrew Santino?

He takes his pause and he goes when he says the kid what you got on your face That's from like my my special from like six years ago that a joke from my special That's a funny joke. No, but I think it's crazy that this kid knows that I know that the dad lets him watch us And by the way, whoever this dad is, you're the best. Yeah, you're the let this kid watch bad friends forever Because look at how nice of a kid he is. What's going on? What is this? What what another they're trying to I don't even ignore this shit whenever this First of all, let me guess. I haven't seen this video yet. Let me guess. He calls me sleepy eyes Let's hear it. Yeah, let me let me let me make an assumption here that this redneck is going to say something about my eyes

Okay, let's go ahead. Bobby Lee you fucking hear me Bobby Lee sleepy fuck All right, wake up dog. I'm that fucking alarm clock, son. Yeah, come get some you want it You little gristle animal come get it. No Come frickin get it. There's cat with them new bangs dude. I'll Bob jump off the bottom rope and fucking still take you out You faster Yeah, you're gonna hit that redhead on the way down dude. I fucking oh, oh, yeah I'll catch that dude with a little cinnamon on your elbow. I'll catch that dude with my oh, yeah, one of my hopes I'll catch that chatty Hollywood elite with one of my hopes

Yeah, he is Hollywood dog at Tom. I'm sorry. Can't do the show. I'm I'm on set. Yeah I was somebody else's I was on set Yeah, dude set up my deck of knots When I was a kid. Yeah, there was a kid named Brady Yeah, there was a kid named Brady. Mm-hmm. And I think that he was born literally Mm-hmm with no brain, right, right? It was just empty. Yeah, but I hung out with him because this dude, right Could pull a stop sign right out of the ground right on the ground with the sand at the age of 12. Yeah

Yeah, you want me to do it do it and you go good and pull it out. Yeah, right and I use Brady because I'm the you know Every Brady has a guy like me a hundred percent a little guy. Yeah, like you know master blaster master blaster Pull up master bass blaster. Yeah master blaster Right, that's that's Brady. That's Brady and you and that's me on top. I'm the guy telling him what to do, right? Go this way. Yeah, go this way Right. Brendan Shahb, right, is the same. Right. So Theo's right. Yeah, telling you what to do. Yeah. Right. It's that red neck, right That twangy little fuck. That hickadoo. The hickadoo, right. I don't even want to say inbred because it would be a compliment It's true. Yeah, it'd be a compliment to him. Yeah, and a few of my cousins. Yeah, it's a mix of like family blood

Yeah, he's such a hick fart. He's a hick fart. Yeah You know how you can tell he has an eye that just wanders sometimes. What about these two doucheies are doing, right? Is that you're trying to provoke a war with real warriors. Right with real warriors. Yeah, yeah They're trying to provoke a war with true warriors. Yeah, you know what with you know what we're the mental we have mental capacities Yeah, yeah Here's the thing you and I say we're stupid all the time. Yeah, we do that as a fun. We go we're dumb and we're not that smart Yeah, these two guys. Yeah, honestly, I'm not kidding pound for pound the dumbest people I've ever met in my life Like yeah, you're you're you're gonna say something to you. Mm-hmm. That's the brightest thing you've ever said

Yeah, because you're right and there was always something about them. Yeah when I would hang out with them, right? Well, I would feel uneasy right right like, you know, if I used a word, right? They couldn't comprehend Yeah, and But what I realized was is that I'm dealing with people there are just not mentally quite there because of either their heritage Theo right or Or because they got hit in the head so many times shop. Yeah Yeah, and so that you just nailed it in the butt right there. My they are just bottom dumb You know what an anglerfish is sure, you know, it has the light and pull up a picture of an anglerfish

Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is what Theo and shop look like if they were if they were together a fish Hmm if the own shop were a fish that that's them. There they are No, no the third one the orange one the most yeah, that's the other we go That's what they look like. Yeah, let's say some good things about let's say some nice stuff now. They are quirky cute Yeah, they're um That's all we got Theo calls me one day and he goes hey man I got a gig where we're gonna play a millionaires house Mm-hmm

I go I don't do houses man. He goes dude. It's like hitting around man Yeah, you do ten minutes and I mean you have my money with a lot of money. Yeah, it was like it was like Ten grand to do like ten minutes of material. Oh my god. We got in the car drove away He made me a lot of money for for nothing Right and he didn't have to do it because he could have done it by himself Why did he why did he ask you because he thought it would be fun to do with me? That's nice and he's a nice guy. No, he is a really nice guy and Um shop is the gentle giant. They're both very sweet. We love you know what this is the reverse

You know what we're not gonna attack back. How about this? We don't know what we did We went to you know, I mean we got yeah our gun instinct Yeah, what's to go attack and we should have done the other thing Yeah, what do you here's the other thing which is you know just say you guys are doing fine great Man, I love those guys great guys. You know what's so good about these guys talent everything Oh everything looks talent skill ability these guys are great guys You know the word you usually people use the word dynamic in the wrong way, but I'm gonna apply it to them Dynamic they are dynamic. Yeah, I've never met two guys more informed aware and educated

Yeah, they have just an instinctual um talent they're just instinctually good They were born you knowing how to talk and have you know me really unique point of views and takes Absolutely, and they're able to express themselves in a very original way And I think that they're just real mega stars in the podcast world and in the entertainment world You know you know on a track when you're in a race on a track and everyone has to start at a staggered position But technically that's all that's all it's it's at the same position, but it's staggered because it's on a curve Yeah, these guys. Yeah, they're the kind of guys that would start behind the curve And let you have the begin and they'll go you go first because I'm so good I'll catch up

Yeah, it's almost like they would have their own Olympics. Do you know what I mean by that? Yeah, that's very it's almost like they're they're in a league of their own And can I just say this too about them if there's a sainthood about them a good for instance a goodness A goodness for instance Remember when Jesus was on the cross I remember it vividly and Roman guys, you know they stabbed right Yeah, while he was up there right it was up there, right and they walked away laughing probably like assholes, right? Yeah Shaw seems like a guy that would go up to Jesus wounds and just start and heal them heal it and try to and even though

He's dead, right? He's dead, right? He's trying to heal. Yeah, he'd probably kiss it kiss the wound And Theo is the kind of guy we're not you don't don't forget about Theo. Theo is the kind of guy I won't forget about don't forget about Theo. I'm not Theo's the kind of guy. I don't even I don't know if you know this but Theo yeah, Theo used to work in a bowling alley when he was a kid Mm-hmm, right and he would set the pins. Yeah, right and there was a little old lady who was 97 years old This was her 97th birthday party Yeah, and she just found out that day that it ain't working that well anymore. Oh, right and she said all I want for my birthday Yeah, is to have a perfect game. Yeah, right perfect game means all strikes 300. Yeah, Theo catches wind of this

Yeah, while he's in the back right fixing the bowling machines bowling pin machines and so what does he do? He knows she's 97. She can't see the pins. Yeah as she rolls every time no matter what he makes it go down Yeah, first frame second frame third frame and this is crazy, right? Yeah, this is crazy on the last frame Yeah, he said I'm gonna let her do it on her own because I believe in her. Yeah, she lets the ball go Sure enough strike on her own. She gets a 300. She gets a 300. Yeah. Yeah, that's the kind of guy that Theo is And by the way the old lady wasn't even white and I know that's tough for him. Yeah, but it wasn't even a white old lady She was black. She was a black old lady. I read that and I know that you know Theo inside was like, I don't know Yeah, but he did anyway. He went against his family tradition. He went against his innate instinct

Yeah, another thing that he did was you know lately Chinese people are being hurt in public in public because of the Rona Because of Trump said it was the Chinese virus, right, but they've been doing it for a long time Right, I'm just saying this day for work. He's from the south. He's from Louisiana Louisiana small town small town Yeah, and there was one Chinese guy there. There was one. Yes, and all the you know southerners They used to push it used to take a you know those like mini bats I know mini bats for rivals And you know one guy would go. I'm gonna swing it. I'm gonna swing it right on his forehead Tommy Right when I like this you hit another one here, right? Mobile. So they you know me so you wouldn't even know where to go. Whoa, right so yeah

So they would hit him and you know me because if you hit him this way you go forward Yeah, but they were here and he would go blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and every day and the one day in the one day, right, one guy named Bob Smith, that was his name. You read about this, right? I've read about this, yeah. He pushes the Chinese man, right? Leroy Chen was his name.

Leroy Chen. Yeah, and Leroy was falling down to concrete. What did Leroy do? What? Leroy laid on the ground. No. Yes, laid on the ground like this, right? To break Leroy's fall.

And Leroy broke his fall. Wow. Yeah, and he just laid there for like 45 minutes. Did Leroy say anything? And Leroy would go, thank you so much. Thank you. Don't worry about it, man. No, no, no sweat off my paws.

No problemo. No sweat off my paws. Yeah, so he's done so many things. He speaks in limericks, that guy. He does. He's smooth, it's poetic. What, you tell me? Hey man, you know what they say,

you can't open a can if a dog's butt ain't gonna be shining from Tuesday to Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And stuff like that, that makes me go, I know what he's talking about. Yeah, exactly. I know what he's talking about. So, you know, they can,

they can try to throw stones at us. Yeah, and because we know who they are. They're really good people. And they're prophets. And because this whole thing, this facade, it's not real. It's not real. Deep down, these are good guys.

Deep down, they wanna be us. They wanna be us. They wanna be us. And so that's where it drives from. That's what it comes from. Yeah, it's, I wanna be them so bad, you know what I mean? And then I'll attack, but we'd already know who they are.

We know who they really are. And they're good people, good. This whole king in the sting thing, this big personality, king. Not a king. No, more like gesture. Just a gesture. Just a man.

Gesture and the stung. And stung past tense. Yeah, yeah, stung. It's over. He was stung. He was stung. Yeah. The gesture and the stung.

Yeah, that's what it is. And I wish them the most like, in fact, let me tell you something. You ready for me to do this right now? Go ahead. I hope their show never ends. Ever. And one day they'll get 15 positive reviews.

That's my goal for them. I want them to get some good reviews. They get 15 reviews. Yes. Would be nice. So guys, can all of our fans do me a favor? Go over to the gesture and the stung. Go over to their page.

And go ahead and write their, good luck fellas. Just wish them luck. Yes. Good luck fellas. From bad friends. From bad friends. From bad friends.

That's what we'd like. And they wish you well. We wish you well. Yes. I love it. I love it. And you know what? On this positive, happy, uplifting, upbeat note.

Uh huh. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah. I have to say I love it. No, I love those guys. Yeah. This is all, this is all in good fun.

But honestly, talk shit about us again and we're gonna fuck you guys up. We'll fuck you guys up. Don't start a war. Don't start a war. You don't want to fight. Yeah, that's insane. What are you doing?

Yeah. You're bringing it, you're bringing it. You know, it goes back to the Vietnam War. We shouldn't have been there. This is Vietnam. Yeah, and you should not be here. This is Vietnam. Right, right.

If you want to fight Bong Wang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And one of the triplets. Yeah. Then come through and do it. Bad idea.