Bad Friends - Pumpkins, Andy's Pandy, and Bobocopia ft. Rick Glassman

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

Thank you: http://buyraycon.com/badfriends & https://betterhelp.com/badfriends & http://hellotushy.com/badfriends & http://policygenius.com Subscribe to our YouTube: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube 0:00 Rick Brings His Own Mic 4:49 Andrew Gets Honest with Dr. Drew 10:50 Thigh-Brow dot com Promo 16:20 Rick Brings a Gift for Bobby 24:40 The Improv Game 30:13 Andrew Shows His Gratitude 35:32 Rudy Gets a Phone Call During The Show 48:40 Rick Still Gets Carded at The Comedy Store 56:05 Have Podcasts Replaced Stand Up? 1:08:50 Pandy Perspective More Rick Glassman Take Your Shoes Off: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/take-your-shoes-off-w-rick-glassman/id1457648702 Website: https://www.rickglassman.com/store Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/takeyourshoesoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rickglassman More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com/ More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com/ More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Produced by George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Download the free Anchor app or go to anchor.fm to get started. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Who are you? I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Who are you two or something? We're bad friends. Back on the chain. I don't know any other words in that song. I saw a picture of you. It was the happiest days of our lives. What a song.

And now I'm stuck at home because I got the bug. I'm so sick. I need a hug. Testing one two three testing welcome to another episode testing. Hi Richard so happy to have you. Andrew good to be back. I love you. What happened with the mic? You have two mics there? He brought his own mic. Which is like irritating. No it's good. Thanks Andrew.

That's smart. Thank you. Well he did that when he came to Tiger Belly. He brought his own earphones. His own sprays. I don't know if you've heard. I have corona. And I'm literally in the hot seat. I know. But it doesn't linger for like weeks.

Yeah well tell that to the judge. Welcome back to Bad Friends. Welcome back to my favorite family. Bad Friends family. You know we got jewels in the house. She's playing her fucking video game with her friends. Right online. You love it huh. What's the game called? Mobile Legends.

We've got Andrew. One of my bestest friends. Andrew Santino. Fangool Fangool. Forget about it. We've got Rick. Sherlock Holmes. What are you wearing?

It's a couple of things. First of all obviously. Is this a crime scene from the 1800s? What the fuck is going on here? Are you going to burn me and give me a chance to reply? Or do you have a list of jokes you want to get through? I have no jokes. I'm just saying. What the fuck are you wearing?

You think you're Moriarty? This is coming out on Columbus Day. And I wanted people to know that I wasn't making a joke. I wanted to explain my perspective on Christopher Columbus and what Thanksgiving stands for. So I just wanted to make sure I didn't make a joke of it. And also it's October weekend.

Suit. Andrew, we made a mistake. Do we make a mistake or? I got to tell you something. Rick and I spoke before the podcast. He said I want to dress up for the podcast. I said that's a great idea. He said I want to honor the great Christopher Columbus.

Hold on. Let me finish. Who all of us, myself and Rick, people like Rick and I, white, American, hardworking males, we respect and we love Chris. And we think the way he acquired this country

was just and and and that's it. Andrew, we are out of time. And I have to say that before the pandemic I was in the Pachanga Casino and I was hanging out with my buddy Littlefoot. Isn't he on

Land Before Time, Littlefoot? How come he isn't? Where has he been for the last 20 years? They're going to make a remake one day. He can't begin it. He's not a little... Who's Littlefoot? From Land Before Time.

Was there a Littlefoot in Land Before Time? There was. You don't know your own friend's credits? Maybe you should have him on. Anywho, Christopher Columbus although be it discovered the country, they did some bad things as well.

That's like, oh look, I discovered bad friends. We have the indigenous and here I am to say this is mine. That's what Chris Columbus did and as much as I don't want to get you, Santino, I'm not... You're out of time. I don't like what he did. What did he do?

He left Spain. Thank God. He came over here. That's the kind of thing that people say he didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Something like that. That's because of what Chris Columbus... Plymouth Rock was an asteroid.

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I don't want to talk about history right now. I do. I want to talk about what we've been dealing with within our family for the last couple of weeks. Which be it is that one of our family members the red king

got a little bit of COVID. A little bit of COVID. Do people know how it happened or no? I do. But do people know? Have you talked about it? Yeah. I talked about it on my podcast on Whiskey Ginger

with Dr. Drew in great detail. I got it. Watching football outside. Having a couple of beers. And then we played tackle football with a bunch of people we meet on Craigslist every Wednesday night. Shirtless.

Why? What do you mean? Andrew, COVID is out there now. You don't know what your friends are doing let alone what strangers on the internet are doing. I put up a post on Craigslist and I said if any buds want to meet up we're going to be a PAM Pacific Park.

Are you asking if people are tested? I'm only trying to test their integrity and their athletic ability. I want them to show up and show off. And I got to tell you it's shirtless it's skins versus skins and every time you score a touchdown you have to, well you're supposed to lick

the sweat of another opposing player. I don't know if that's how I got it or I got it from sitting watching the game outside but either way, I don't know. I don't know if you know this but I have a charity once a week mud wrestling with the homeless. I get it.

Before the pandemic we used to get completely naked get in a vat of mud and we would just go at it and now we all wear condoms. We all wear condoms and we also wear our face masks

but our bodies touch but you can't get up and get the game. He gets the game. He has one. I get it. My girlfriend and I were fucking each other and wait, what is it?

I don't remember what it was. Do one more of them. Do one more. Andrew, do one more. Keep it tight. I got I got COVID. We're out of time. I get it.

I got it. So my girlfriend Betty lives in London and when she traveled over her arms are tired and she had to wear a mask. You could swear on this. On her pussy

or I want to start the whole podcast over. I do. I do. Bobby came in not just judgmental but bad. Bobby came in bad and

Andrew's not wearing the suit. I'm hot. I'm real hot. I'm going to have to get a dry clean. So that means this podcast costs me minimum $25. I'm out of time. The game was simple. You guys are improvisers.

I do written jokes. I came prepared for this. I'll tell you how it works. He does a bit about doing the football thing. In my head, I'm like, oh, I get what he's doing. Maybe I'll add one. A make-believe thing.

With a vat of mud. I don't really wrestle. Yours wasn't really funny though. I got confused because Andrew told a story that I couldn't tell if it was real or not. It sounded like you were just like, oh, I'm Bobby. A vat of mud. I don't know.

Let's start it over. Let's start it over. You promise you will? No. We're already going. Let's just start over for him. We're already rolling. Stand over there.

I'm going to introduce you. You don't know the game. We're not playing that game. We're done with that portion of the portion of the game. You fucking freak of nature. I'm going to tell you something right now.

I'm the one that goes, maybe Rick Glassman can do it and now I'm regretting it in my decision. I'm not sure I know Andrew was the one and he told me to do it. What I'm saying to you right now is that you're making a fool out of yourself. You can call me Jude. You can call me Jude.

You're bad friends. Back on the chain gang. I saw a picture of you. I'm going to introduce you to Rick Glassman's guest host. He's wearing a suit. We should do all the jokes we did before. What are you, Sherlock Holmes?

I'm going to be so much friendlier now. I know when I'm unlikable and I've been so unlikable. I'm going to do better. Andrew, how are you feeling though? I call you periodically and then you go, oh man I'm tired but it seems as though

you're on the road to recovery, right? I feel very good actually. It's been two weeks and I feel much better than I did before. That's for sure. It's a bummer. It's annoying. It sucks.

You are tired a lot but I fought through it. I got the Halloween decorations hung up. There are gravestones in the front yard. There's skeletons poking out of the ground. I put up lights. I washed both of the cars.

I got into a fist fight with my neighbor, Charlie. His name is Charlie with a J, J-A-R-L-I-E. I choked him out but I was wearing a mask while I did it. Halloween mask. I was wearing the Halloween Michael Myers mask while I did it.

But I'm feeling a little bit better boys. I'm feeling a little bit better. I miss my family. I miss my bad friends family. I miss you. I miss Jules. I miss George and I miss Andres. I can't stand George either. Does COVID manifest itself

into the eyebrows? Because it looks very thick today. I puffed them up for you. I've been using this eyebrow thickening spray. It costs $14.99. What's it called? What's it called? Is there a promo code? It's called thighbrows.

Go to thighbrow.com. You want your eyebrows as thick as your thighs? Go to thighbrow.com. $14.99 24 ounce spray. I love it. I've been really concerned about you, Andrew. This has been a really difficult

couple of weeks for everybody. It was hard to keep it a secret. You know I'm a blabbermouth. You think I told anybody? Yes, I do. Who do you know that I told? Be honest with me. Who do you know that I told?

Who do you know that I told? I know, and we'll discuss it off air. I didn't tell anybody you piece of shit. I kept it a fucking secret for two fucking weeks, bro. Let me tell you something. One person. Only one person.

Who did you tell? Go ahead and tell people, because I know. I love this game, right? Because why don't you tell me who I told I think that's a better route. Why don't you tell everybody who you told? I told my mom. I know you did.

Because she called me. She said, I heard you got up a COVID. How are you peeing? How are you peeing? Feeling. How are you peeing? I heard peeing.

That's not even peeing. He was saying feeling. I get it. It's because he's doing an accent. You're not lactose intolerant, are you? I can tell by how much you're milking all of these questions. That's milking all of these questions with Bobby Lee.

My name is Rick Lastman, and we'll be right back after a word. You know what does... Always with the snapping. What is this? West Side Story? You know what does remind me of now is Jeff Goldblum a bit. Jeff Goldblum. Without medication. Jeff Goldblum.

Are you allowed to talk about Jeff's... I'm sorry, Andrew, but are you allowed to talk about another person's medication? Does that... I don't know that he does. Anyway... He's got... Jeff has been pretty open about his medication. The thing about you two...

I don't know how you did it, but... You know, months ago... My girlfriend was like... Can I just explain it? I was... You're supposed to do that. You said you know. Okay, anyway...

I'm milking it. She was like... I don't know about that, Rick Lastman. And then once... You have this way about you. Once you were able to do our podcast... You got involved. You sold yourself to my girlfriend.

Now she loves you. I sold myself. Generally, when you meet people... Did you figure that out? That's a good question, Bobby. Bobby, the thing is... Much like Andrew... In fact, exactly like Andrew...

People make up their mind about us right away. Now, they might be right. They might be wrong. We can't control that. All we could do is either validate it or prove them wrong. So Kalyla made her opinion of me. Which was... I don't know. Apparently, she didn't like me. Well, it's the same opinion that

people listening right now is having. Or having. Yeah. That opinion. Hundreds of thousands of people listening to you right now is having that opinion. You're absolutely right. And here's what I want to say to them. All I care about is you recognize...

You don't have to think you know. I just want you to admit that you're not sure when Christopher Columbus came and ravaged the indigenous people and we are here to celebrate his accomplishments. Just think about it this way. How would you feel if somebody came into your podcast studio, looked into the mic,

talking for a minute without bringing a gift? You guys go ahead. I got something for you. He always brings gifts. That's what's nice about him. It's really nice. And by the way, I'm annoyed that we skipped right over this Christopher Columbus stuff. I want to say happy Christopher Columbus to everybody. All the Italians. All the Spanish.

Thank you guys so much for your support. Let's keep those statues up. What size are you? See, I wasn't sure. I'm serious. I wouldn't be surprised if you were medium-large or extra-large. Medium because of your height, is confusing. And I'm not even saying that meanly. It's just your body is...

What would you guess he is? A medium and extra-large? Did I not wear a small shirt the other day that fit perfectly? Because your eyes deceive you. His body is like a Thanksgiving gourd. You know like a cornucopia gourd? Yeah.

Where it's tiny at the bottom, it's nice and thick like a vase in the middle. And it necks up a little bit. And then the very top, it's overflowing with shit. Because his head is massive. It's just shit coming out the tip top. So it's just like this beautiful gourd. It's like a beautiful

cornucopia gourd. And I just want to grab it and shake it and kiss it right in the middle and smooch it and poke it and pull it. Andrew, I have a question if I could be sincere with you guys and you actually believe me and I need

maybe a minute. The position I'm finding myself in I'm being 100% serious. Bobby, look you can see because my eyes might start to water. It's a confusing position for me to be in. Because I'm not guest hosting. I'm just here.

And I'm finding myself in a position to where, what do I do? Do I try and stand out and look desperate? Do I sit back and not say anything? Do I play with one of my friends or do I fight with one of my enemies? And I don't know how to handle this situation right now. So I'm going to

I'm just going to play it cool. I look like a shit gourd? That's what you, wait, I'm sorry my bad. I look like a gourd shit. You look like gourd shit. Yeah, you look like one of those

you know when somebody paints a cornucopia like one of those impressionist paintings but it's all sloppy and the fruit's all rotten and there's flies all over it I mean it just looks, everything has gone bad. Everything has gone bad. Just open your gift and enjoy your gift

and say thank you to Rick, please. Doesn't matter, it's over. I'm hot. What does it say? Scooby, Scooby Luppity Blue Scooby Dee, oh yeah. It's a theme song to

my podcast. Yeah, this has gone to shit. The energy, honestly, I haven't I haven't felt bomb energy in over a decade. It's a combination of the suit and Alhada. It's backfired. I'm embarrassed.

I'm going to be honest now. That's garbage. It's a tri-blend. That's better than any of your merch. That's garbage gift. You know what? Fine. They're all for you. That shirt right there is going to stay there

for months. I'll take it. Do not move that shirt. Nobody in this building move that shirt. That piece of shit shirt is going to sit there for months. It's not the right size. I don't get the fucking font. I don't get the font. It's not funny.

Everything doesn't have to be funny. It's a theme song. It's a branding thing. Heaven's funny? Heaven's funny? It has a gift. Number one. Number two. This is some bullshit fucking thrift store shirt that I just put on. Dude, I hate bombing.

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He's a little all over the place. But he really is a funny guy, you know, and and this is going to be great. Now that being said, let's just rewind back. There were feelings for myself of regret.

I have to admit, I've even asked you to do it. I felt it when you asked me. I understand that. I said, are you sure? As soon as I saw what you were wearing, I'm like, oh, shit. You know, hold up a bit. You know, this is a little weird, right? He's having a fucking breakdown. Why?

It's just, I got a new place. Let me finish what I'm going to say. You fucker. All right. And and during, you know, since we've started, you know, there are moments of like, you know, oh, this is going to be great. No. Yeah. Yeah. You know, all those feelings, right?

Yeah. But at the end of the day, the reason why you're here is you just have to be yourself and everything that we've done so far has been very good, I think. It's entertaining. What do you guys think? Okay. Now, listen, don't they don't ever talk.

What do you say? What do you say? What do you say? What do you say?

That was the saddest thing I've ever heard about. Oh, God. That was pure rejection. That was pure pain and suffering right in front of your face. Holy shit. George, so. Oh, I was asking YouTube.

Oh, you were talking. What do you guys think? And that's a very good save. And that's why you're here. Because, yeah, you're very right. That was a very good save, right? Yeah. That's why you're crafty with your words and your mind. When you get crafty, I want you to know that I know that you're doing anti-semitic words.

When I was crafty anti-semitic. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me why. People say crafty. Yeah. People say crafty instead of saying, oh, you know how to move money around. No. Andrew, back me up. They do. Is the Riddler crafty? Yes.

Is he Jewish? No, he's not. Yes, he is. Yes, the Riddler's Jewish. By the way, Riddelbaum, no joke, was written and originally a Jewish character. And the question mark was, will he survive? Because this was World War II. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, then I'm going to say this. You're right. He was anti-semitic.

They wanted to know if he was going to survive the Great Depression. Right. And what Rick is explaining is Riddelbaum had put a lot of his money all over town. The original question mark was, where is his money? Where is he hiding it?

That's where the Mario coins come from. Because we hide them in brick and mortar. I see. So when you say words like that, crafty Bobby, it's quite frankly it's offensive to most if not all Jewish people. Listen, guys, here's what I'm going to suggest.

Yeah, I know. I'm still hung up on the fucking fucking shit. Oh, I'm sure you're so offended that you look like a squash. There isn't a person watching this that hasn't said squash. Not one. Not one person that hasn't said squash.

That doesn't bother, look at that picture behind you. It looks like you're growing from a gourd. Now, what I'd like to ask of you guys is, yeah, could we try three crazy Andrew over here? He's crazy. You're nuts. Yeah. I'm a goof. Yeah.

Can we try and actually get in it for at least 10 minutes at some point in this podcast? I think we should do an improv game. What do you think? So you say a sentence of a story. Just Andrew just. Andrew has never said no once. If a camera is good on him.

You know, just an old fashioned second city improv game. You know what I mean? I'll make it up. I don't even know if this is a game. But you tell me one sentence of a story, right? One sentence. I'll do the second sentence and we'll just keep going. Jules, you have to... Oh, that is a game. You do one word.

You do one word. One word. Everyone says one word. Is that what it is? Say one word and then you try and keep the cadence of an actual story. You want to try that? A phrase or a word? We're telling a story. Let's do the phrase. One word, I mean. Let's do a word.

Okay, just a word. Jules, you're playing. This is how it works. No, this is... How? You. Works. We'll be right back. But that's exactly how it is.

Everyone says this, you know what I mean? You're supposed to say it. Jules, you're supposed to say it. But it's fine, all right? Jules, you not want to try it? I'm ready to go. A. Gord.

And. What did you say? This isn't going to work. You have to get closer to the mic. You can't take time. No one can take time. I didn't. She's got to speak up.

And louder. I'm sorry. I vowed never to say that again. Fuck the mic through the mouth. All right, don't get angry. I love you. Once. There was.

A. A. Well. There was. This huge. Pumpkin. All right. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

What does that have to do with the swimming? Stop, stop, stop. It's fine. It's the first improv game. The last one we did, we brought up the pumpkin. And I'm just saying, there's just so many, you know, nouns that you could, you could appear. Right?

Anything, right? The ever on the earth, you know what I mean, whatever. And you chose pumpkin. All right. So let's start over, right? And not use, we're starting completely. So this time, don't use previous words. So that you can, you know.

I have a question. How about the three of us try to explain this to her real quick by using the game? Okay. You have to talk directly into the microphone. Then you must explain to the audience that

we are not that smart. I really like this podcast. Yeah. So one last one. Yeah, let's do one. But I want Rudy to start it. Yeah, you have to start it, Rudy.

Okay. One. Time. Eight. Pumpkin. That's the story. Andrew, I knew you were going to say pumpkin.

I love how Andrew is so smart. He's so present. It makes sense. It makes sense, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Have mercy, babe.

I hope you don't mind. That was my first explicit CD. Oh, I loved it. And they had five different remixes on there. Remember that? It was like the original, the club mix, the radio cut. Andrew, one second. It's been 60 seconds since it's been about Bobby.

So Bobby, is there something you want to do to kind of get more comfortable? I swear to God, man. You know what I was doing just now? In my mind, I'm like, you know what? I'm going to let these two have their little moment. Little moment. So condescending.

To call it back to me is so fucking rude, my friend. I want to say something. Both of you, and I mean this, to the fans that want to know the truth, I want to thank you both. I want to thank you both. We're very helpful.

Kalyla was unbelievably sweet and brought a bag of stuff to my house. I fucking brought the bag, you fuck. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Let him just have his gratitude. I can't even get this out. I can't get one nice thing out of you. All right, go, go, go, go, go.

Also, fuck you for nothing. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Also, fuck you for not letting your girlfriend just have a win. Yeah. Andrew, go ahead, I'm sorry.

Bobby, this is for you. Andrew, go ahead. So Kalyla dropped off a bag of goodies. That's nice of her. Bobby was smoking and playing video games while he was driving her. And Rick and his girlfriend, Betty, were so sweet and giving and constantly

checking in to make sure everything was okay. So, we just had a great time. And Bobby, now you can have your thing. Say your piece or whatever. Go ahead. Go ahead, Bob. I am. I'm feeling so many emotions right now.

By the way, I called Bobby three times in the past two days to talk one thing about business and one thing about life. I should show the text. I can send it. He literally just goes, I'm in AA. And I wrote, cool, would you mind Would you mind calling me when you get out?

No, can I tell you? I'll tell you the whole thing. Shut up, shut up. And then he goes, then the next day I call, I say, hey man, can we chat? We need to chat about something. And he goes, I'm in therapy now. Yeah.

I said, cool, can you call when you get out? Nothing. This is my favorite. Can I read you an interaction you and I had that made me laugh? Yeah. All right, so you were very excited. You go, how cool was this?

And you sent me this video, right? Yeah, I said, first of all, it's going to play at the beginning of this episode. It was the way that we opened this episode. It's amazing. It's amazing, and I really loved it. He made a bad friends thing, Rick, with like 1,000 somebody. Yeah, I've heard those stories.

It's amazing. It's incredible. Yeah. And then you texted me after that. I didn't text you back. And then you texted me after that, you go, also, merch killed it. Because you're sitting in your bed, I can imagine.

Sick. In your COVID thoughts, you know what I mean? And your body's tired. And so you go, huh, he didn't respond to how cool is this? Well, I'll add more information. Also, merch killed it, right? And I waited as long as I could. Why did you make that his voice?

I don't know, that's just what I, and I waited a couple of hours, and I, might you expect you would maybe laugh, I go, who dis? Who dis, I said? How did that feel when I sent that? Angry. No, I didn't get annoyed. Oh, you didn't?

OK, good. No, because it's, who dis is one of those jokes that, like, losers use that don't have any sense of humor, that it's been around for so long, and so many, like, hacky loser douchebags who, who dis? Yeah, who dis? OK, yeah. So it did make me mad.

I just thought, what a hack. What a shitbag hack. Yeah, put on your glasses. Put on your rose-colored glasses, because the world doesn't look so great, OK, without them. Bitch. You're a loser. Bitch.

Oh, man, Andrew. Andrew, dude. I'm a fucking loser. You're so funny. I'm a fucking loser. Dude, you're so funny. You're the writer, producer, star, and Bobby's stimpy. You know, it's so funny, because in many landscapes,

this would be called bullying. Yeah, in many. Yeah. In other landscapes, it would be called standing up for yourself. Really, a 5'2 fat, small, with a lot of disability. Oh, fat, but you wear a small? That was a very good callback. Thank you.

If you want to actually see the sizes, just go to reglassman.com and check out the store. There we go. The ladybombs. You guys are bullying me right now, and I'm going to, I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it for the team, right? I think that I got too much rest last night,

because I came in here with a lot of energy, and I was singing, I was singing, you know what I mean? Back in the car, back in the chain game, I was excited to get here, right? And as soon as I got here, and we started, I've just been kind of like out of it. Why? I don't know, there's something about the energy.

It's like, you know, it's making me sweat, you know? I feel like there's three different things going on at the same time. It's a whirlwind of energy and ideas, and I feel like I'm being ganged up on, you know, since the beginning. I believe that. I'm completely fine, which is fine.

First of all, first of all. I believe you. The only reason I said something negative to you just now is because you made fun of the text exchange that we had, so I was retaliating against you. I said something sweet about what your, you and your respective girlfriend did for me, and then you made fun of my text response,

because I'm laying in bed. You're right, you're right. So I retaliated. You're absolutely right. So here's what I want to do. Here's what I want to do to sort this balance out again. I'm going to step back for a minute. I want you two to take over the show for a second,

and I just, I want to enjoy and watch for just a moment. Okay? But before we even do that, can I do something? What do you guys think? Andrew, before you tune out for a second, can I say something? Sure. All right.

And I'm going to be... Milking it. You forget the, you're just calling me? Why are you calling me? Oh. Hello? Hello? Hey, how's it going?

I don't know. I just... I don't know. I just feel like I'm... I don't know. I just feel... I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. There's so much going on that I just feel defensive, and I feel, you know, that a certain presence has taken over. I'm not saying Ricky. I'm just saying he brought other like Jewish ghosts with him or something, right? Hold on one second.

I'm getting another call. Hold on one second. Hey, Rick. What's up? Hey. I took my headphones off. I can't hear what you guys are saying, but it's probably boring.

So I was just seeing if you had any nudie mags or something that you could explain to me. Yeah. No, I was just checking in to see how it's going over there. All right. Call me back. Do you have nudie mags that you could explain to me after you talked about it?

A hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll call you right back. You fuck. I'll call you back. I don't know what's going on here, but I have to say something. Can I say something to you, to everyone listening?

Of course. All right. And I've probably said this before, but years ago. Hey, Jules. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

How's it going over there? Just checking in. It's kind of messy. Are you enjoying it at all? Is it fun or no? It's okay. Okay. You take care and be safe.

Okay. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. What's going on? All right. So years ago, I told you the first time I ever saw you, which was me and our other buddy.

Yeah. Okay. We were in the OR and we saw you perform for the first time and we both looked at each other and said, this could have been 15 years ago. I don't know. A long time ago and now. A long time ago. And we looked at each other and I remembered distinctly going, wow, that guy's really funny.

And then when I met you, I just knew right away that I was going to know this guy for a very long time and there was a time in my life where I, you know, had nothing going on. So I decided to just try to, you know, develop things on my own, you know, so I did this talk show on the internet on YouTube called Talking with Bobby Lee. And I have to say that the one I asked you to do it, you showed up and you did it for me, I think our episode was one of my favorites aside from my brother and I did a really good one.

And ever since then I was just like, you know, I really love this guy. In fact, you know, I don't go to birthday parties and things like that. And one time you had one at the bowling alley, remember, and I showed up and I showed up. And the reason why I showed up is because of the fact that I go, you know, I don't show up to anybody's shit, but it's like, you know what I mean? I'm going to do this for this guy because I really like this guy, right? And then, you know, I've had, you know, so many offers from other, you know, podcast people wanting to do a podcast with me.

I'm being real. I know. I know. And as soon as, you know, and I've heard a lot of people's feelings, right? Yeah. By choosing you. But the reason I'm choosing you because of how I feel about you, you know, I feel that number one, that you're very relevant for me.

Number two, I think we have good chemistry and number three, I trust you, right? And I think that you're a really good dude. And when I found out that you had coronavirus, it broke my heart and I felt bad for you. And it was a very sad situation in our household and, you know, I didn't, I don't really get on my hands and knees and pray, but I'm doing internal prayers for your safety. Okay. Thank you. So for you to fucking, you know what I mean?

Say this bullshit. I'm being very, very careful. Here it goes. I'm not. Here it goes. For you to be sick right now, right? Yeah. It makes my heart break.

Thank you. That's what I was going to say. Thank you. Okay. And I love you. I love you. Okay. So that's the truth of the matter.

Thank you. So when you call me shit-gourd, right? And when you do all these little things, right, to hurt me. Yeah. When you do that face, I mean, that ching-chongy face, right? It's like it burns because you think, you seem to think that I'm like, you know, me some sort of fucking predator or some, you know what I mean? Some parasite.

I'm not. No, I know. I'm a good dude. I love you. And I, you know, I'm just trying to make, you know, this podcast work and I'll have to be honest with you. We've had my brother do it, Tom Sergura do it. We have Ricky here and we're doing everything we can to keep this thing going while you're

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All right, you know what? You're right. You know, I'm a bully. Because you did come in bullying me and I was in defense of- Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm a bully. I'm in a way court.

You're right. I'm a bully and I'm going to change my turn now. Thank you so much for doing this podcast. I'm sorry if I let you down. I'm talking. I'm fucking talking, all right? Don't do that again. Yeah, racist.

All right. It's racist, but it's also annoying. I think that you, I, fuck. Don't worry about it. No. It's fine. I have to get it out. I'm aware.

I have to get it out. You know, it's like when we're at the comedy store and you're trying to get in and you're coming up to me, right, trying to get Adam, he gets ear and I, I'm, I go to bat for you. What do you think that is? You mean when you talk to him six years ago? No, I've been doing it. You know, what you mean? Two years ago, you, I would meet you in the parking lot and you'd be like, no, this was,

I'm not going to get into semantics and I'm not going to catch myself being defensive. So I appreciate you. But I will say this, this room, yeah. The stage was set, set. We came in prepared. What happened? Everything's fine. Nothing happened.

That's what I'm asking. Yeah. Everything's great. Nothing happened. I don't feel satisfied yet. We're not done yet. Okay. You think we're done?

How much time have we done? Five minutes. We've done five minutes. No, I think he's saying there's five minutes left. No. We've done five minutes. A viewable show. I remember going to, you mean, me and Joe Coy were pitching a show, right?

And then Joe Coy was like, you know, saying, you know, Bobby and I are good stand-up comics. And one of the executives looks at me and goes, wait, you do stand-up comedy to me, right? And I go, yeah, yeah, you know, and it's like, it burned. But it's also one of those situations where it's just in retrospect, it's just who cares and it's also funny, you know, it's just a funny, like I can visualize, it would have been a great scene in a show, you know what I mean, where, you know, you could see me blush and try to be defensive, you know what I mean?

So it's just like one of those things where you, it's life. It's like that in every aspect of life. Joe is, Joe Coy has the most not humble Instagram I've ever seen. He's on like private jets and he knows how to, that guy knows how to show off, baby. Yeah. It's insane. He's on that one video, I mean, he's a friend of my, a very good friend of mine, so I don't want to say too much, but there was no...

Well, I'm not being mean, I'm just saying, he really does like to flash, like he loves to flash. He's a star. He's a star and he worked really hard. We all work really hard. I know, but not like Joe Coy, dude. All right, did you sell out a theater in Hawaii doing four shows when you were taping a special set of two just because all the Hawaiians wanted to see you?

No, dude. Joe Coy, dude, he's got action figures. He's got T-shirts. I don't know when this is coming out and I feel like I don't want to like put this out in case he isn't open about it yet, but he's selling buses next year. Yeah. Yeah. Joe Coy tour buses.

It's nuts. I think in many ways though, he has, it doesn't seem like it, I guess, from the outside, but he's humbled himself personally. If you talk to him, he's all about like staying in your lane, living in the moment. When he says staying in the lane, does he mean like in his Ferrari, in his lane? What is he talking about? No, no. What I'm saying is that like, because I have a thing where I compare myself with other

people and there are times where I go, well, I got that and how come this person got that? And he's just basically like, just you're doing what you're doing and just stay in your lane. He does have a grateful, like his personality type. He is grateful for what he has and is done in a way where it's, there's something refreshing about being around him where he like, you, my opinion of him, he came and he did my podcast. I didn't know him very well. I've since gotten to know him, but he acts and this is such a cliche, I guess, of my

projections, but he doesn't act like he's successful. Yeah. That's what I say. And he appreciates other things that like somebody who has accomplished as much as he had. So there's something about Joe that as much as he is like, look at this stadium that I sold out with boys' demand for some reason, there's something very great about Joe. So I'd like to say, Joe Coy, here's to you.

Here's to you. And also, he's a good father. Which is the most important part. I'm being real. Yeah. He's a great dad. His son loved, they have a great relationship. A lot of people say I look like his son.

In many ways you do, you know? Thank you. And so he's, you know, there are others I could talk about that that bothered the fuck on. You know, I have a story that's similar to you pitching a show. When I go to the comedy store, I often get carded. I get carded. Do you really?

I do. It's happened numerous times. And the first time it happened, I had a conversation with myself that happened in about two seconds, but it because I know how to talk to myself fast, but he was a conversation in my head. I'm so mad I want to go home. I don't know if I'm embarrassed, but I don't want people seeing that this is happening. This guy has probably only been working here for a few months. He doesn't know who I am.

The best thing you could do is just give him your card and say have a good day. No, you lash out. I didn't. I'm very proud of how, and by the way, I've been carded there numerous times. Are you being real? So you go to an LA comedy club, and the doorman, who happens to be a comic, they're all comics. They answer the phones there. This is post-television shows.

Right. So they're like, excuse me, what's your ID? Now, what's your reaction at first? Well, the first time it happened, I'm with John DeWall, okay? I don't know who that is. Johnny Boombooms. I love Boombooms. John, who doesn't do stand-up anymore, my first thought was John, be cool, because we're

an extension of each other when we're there. So I didn't want him to be like, fuck you, my ID, I'm a coproducer, you know, whatever the thing is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is, I get the energy. So you're at the store. I'm a doorman. Okay.

And I just walk past you, because I'm not expecting you to stop me. Where are I right now? So you have to like, stop me. I'm going to. Okay. God. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, buddy, buddy. Listen, where's your ticket?

Where's your ID, first of all? Yeah. Yo, why the fuck are you carding him? Why are you carding him, bro? John, chill. Who are you? I need to see your ID as well. Yeah.

First of all, I'm a coproducer. Just give me the ID. That's in the impromptu. Give me the fucking ID, man. Okay. Rick Gleamon. Rick Gleamon. And okay, you're of age.

Do you have a ticket? No, I'm a comic dude. Two of his comedians. Oh, open my Sundays. I know. I'm just, I'm just coming to watch some of my friends are here. I hope that's not a problem. And that's how you do it.

Yeah. But I maintain the eye contact. At some point, they might go, it doesn't matter. What if they go? It's never happened. The closest I could say that has happened, and this one, this one, this one bothers me. Yeah.

Because first of all, I did work there. Second of all, I'm the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So when I'm there on a, who gives a fuck night when it's not sold out, a Wednesday at 10. Yeah.

Okay. And I'm sitting in the back bucket seat. Okay. Maybe my mom's in town and we're here to see, we're here to see Brent and Andrew. It's embarrassing. Okay. So I'm sitting in a bucket seat with my mom and the other three bucket seats have nobody in them.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Then one of the, whoever the fuck who goes, by the way, who I guarantee you three days earlier at the open mic was, would have been doing this. Hey, I just watched the vice president debates. Hey, flies, the flies, you could tell how bad the vice president, he's a piece of shit. And he's fumbling over his fly jokes.

You hack. Fuck. He comes over to me, taps me on the shoulder. Okay. Hey man, paid regulars only. What I want to say, my mom's almost 70, you cunt goof. My mom's going to sit here. Nobody's sitting here.

I'm sorry. You have to go. You have to go. And then I have to tell my mom, hey mom, I didn't make it. I didn't make it. We can't even sit here. You have to stand. You're 70.

You have to stand. You know who's going to sit there next? He's dog, that bothers me. Listen, doesn't matter who it is. She's great. She's great. I'll tell you something. The dog gets more respect than me.

I have a story for you, you fuck. Wait, I thought you liked me. A year ago, one year ago, I go to the laugh factory, the laugh factory. I walk in the front door. Some guy, a doorman, he takes his arm and he goes like this to block me. One of the doormen with his suit. Careful how your arm is like that. Yeah, that looks like a hyal Hitler.

No, he didn't do this. Well, he wouldn't have if you were taller. I know. He went like this. He goes, wow, buddy. Wow. Right? All of your impressions sound like Tommy.

He was Tommy. No. He goes, wow, buddy. I go, what's up? He goes, ID, dude. To me. Right? ID, dude.

And I go, all right. I'm leaving. And I left. All right. And I still haven't been back. How long has it been? A year. I will not go.

Nope. It's disrespect. It's disrespect. So what, but the truth is, the truth is, if he doesn't know, what could he have done to know? Should he have looked at all the headshots of the people? Like should he study that portrait that's outside the laugh factory? It's my stupid ego.

You know? So you think you're wrong. Yeah. Not everyone's going to know. I know. But Andrew, and I'm with Rick on this one. The bucket seats is different than the door. Dude, number one, I'm sorry, but I was eight years on a network sketch show, right?

I'm a regular at all the clubs in New York and all the clubs, right? I have like every room, a room in America, right? And I have, you know, at this point, you know what I mean? I had a pretty good podcast. I mean, there are just certain things that, and also the laugh factory, it's like, I'm very good friends with the owner of the club. He's flown me, him and I have gone to Hawaii together in New York, right? My point is, is that, you know, at this point, it was just like, when he did that, I was

just like, instead of going into a confrontation of some sort, I just decided I'm out. Do you think that was the right decision? I don't know. I'm asking. No. I think you give him your ID and you say, hey, man, you don't know who I am. I just want to introduce myself. All right.

I fucked it up. All right. That's what I do. All right. But the bucket seats. It's okay. It's okay. People don't know who you are.

Yeah. A lot of times the door people are comics. And they're new. And they're new. And so they may not know. I made up the story. What? Yeah, I made up the story.

One time. I made up the story. I'm sorry. I don't know why. I have no idea why. One time I was going, I was trying to get into the Hollywood improv and they didn't know who I was. I don't know why I didn't.

I hear you. You're sorry. I'm a liar. I'm a liar. I'm a liar. It's funny to find the intention. My guess is you were trying to connect through a joke. Yeah.

Like you're trying to say like, I hear you. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to like, but it's like. But then you still went. No disrespect. But I was on a fucking show for eight years. I committed to the whole thing and I just, I fucked it up.

Man. I read, I read the situation wrong. I committed to this fucking line of thinking and then it just didn't pan out the way I thought it was going to pan out. And then I didn't know, should I just let it go? In my head, I was like, I should let this lie go, right? But I go, no, I'll just admit that I lied and now it's even weirder than it was before. I think it was hilarious and good and I'm glad you came clean.

Oh God. I made me laugh though. I'm so sorry. Go ahead, Andrew. Tell me your improv story. This is a nice table. It's great. It's mahogany.

One time I was trying to get into the improv. Can I ask you guys a question? Yeah. Rick, by the way, I was just fucking around before it's made. You guys have both of you have successful podcasts to at least each. Do you feel now that standup is on not happening? Do you feel that you have lost something because of what podcasts offer your standup? Or do you feel that because there is no standup, these podcasts are so much more valuable?

That's a real question. Does that make sense? Yeah. I don't really think of it in those terms. As far as creativity, I don't think of as podcasting as even work or something that I have to do. It's something that I enjoy doing. I understand.

I don't really put a lot of, I value the people that listen and people that love us. I really have a connection with them. That's what's great about it. I think my connection with podcast fans are greater than any other fan base that I could ever have because they know who I am. When I meet them via on the streets or when I communicate them through means like social media or whatnot. There's a different kind of interaction that we have.

They know things about me, like go be your dog or they know things about me. So there's a deeper connection. But would you have a successful podcast if it weren't for standup? Bobby? What is it? Would your podcast be as successful if it is if you didn't, when you started to have standup to meet the people face to face throughout? If you never did standup and you only did the podcast, would the fans feel the same way?

If I hadn't done standup and then did podcasting, I don't think I would have a fan base because everything is interconnected. Everything in my, right, Andrew, don't you think it's like, how the fuck am I going to, the reason why I did a, when I did a podcast that I had some viewership, right, is because I did have fans from previous mediums, right? So the, you know, mad TV fans or fans from all these, a variety of other things that I've done. Why 50?

I've never been on that. Weren't you on, I didn't mean any offense. I'm not, it didn't take an offense. I just didn't know what you meant by Hawaii 50. That's all. All right. So, you know, um, but do I miss doing standup? I do.

Um, but I'm just accepting my reality like everyone else is on planet earth. Thank you. Andrew, do you feel the same way? Don't think that again. Because I feel Andrew feels differently. I feel Andrew misses standup in a different way. I'd love to hear it. And Andrew, would you like to do a couple of minutes?

I would love to. Uh, I miss standup very much. I'm really sad. I'm supposed to be, I was supposed to be out this weekend somewhere and sadly I couldn't do it because of the Rona. Um, and if I'd like, I could do a couple of minutes right now if you guys would like. Is that, is that okay? Yeah.

All right. Here we go. Hey, what's up? It's great to be here. How you guys doing? Yeah. Yeah. This is awesome.

Right on. Thank you so much for coming out. It's good to see you guys. We got, uh, what do we got a little brown chick, a little, uh, a little bowl of noodles and a Jew. Uh, you know what they say, uh, a brown girl, a noodle bowl and a Jew walk into a bar and uh, they end up owning the bar, uh, having the family run it and then selling it a couple years later for a pretty good profit.

Crafty. I like this guy. I guess I, I, I hate that the podcast started when it did because right now I feel like, I feel like I'm in the pocket with you guys to stay in it. Yeah. Stay in it. All right. Could you be, uh, by you acknowledging it though, it kind of ruins the momentum of it.

But you calling me out kind of ruins the momentum of it. I'm being positive. You're being objective. Okay. Touché. Go ahead. It's good to be here. It's good to be here.

Uh, so yeah, you know, uh, uh, uh, bad friends, bad friends. Yeah. Uh, at first I was like, I wonder why they call it bad friends. Then I watched the show, but these guys are so bad it makes, it makes, um, the Lakers and the Clippers seem like good friends. I like this guy. He's crafting. Yeah.

That's why, um, you're not a regular at the store. True. But you know where I am a regular? Where? Nobody. It's I know. Nobody has me. Nobody wants me around.

No, that's not true. No, it's true. Andrew, my own parents, you know what they said to me the other day? Get out of here. I went home for the holidays. I was like, I'm glad you're here. Get out of here. Where's the food?

Get out of here. Yeah. Ricky. Andrew. I want you to keep this conversation moving with Jules. I want you to introduce, you don't, you don't even get to really talk. You never really got to know each other. Um, Andrew, do you have any direction on how you'd like this to go or does it not matter?

Typically you just pick up the baton and run with it. You got it. How long have you been running in track? We've been talking the mic, talking the mic. How long have you been running in track and field? I am not in track and field. Perfect. This is the kind of girl I like to pick up a baton and pass it to.

Now question. When you decided to be part of this family, did you feel excited or nervous or some other feeling? The first day I came here, I was just, I was, I just came here to look after Tito Bobby. That's what the Tikalaya told me. Look after him. How? Um, because of COVID because he's, um, oh, to watch, make sure that he's being clean.

Yeah. And then Tito Bobby just suggested that I should join. And then I just said, okay. I love that. Well, it's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Thank you. Bobby, what are you doing?

You make the environment difficult to survive in. That's your superpower. You struggle in life so much that you're able to bring everyone down with you. And I resent it. Okay. That was really good segment. Are you going to edit? Thank you.

Are you going to edit some of this out? No. Good. I want people to have the full context of why, um, no, no, you have coffee in your hair. I know. Okay. I seriously dude.

The first five minutes and the last five minutes, I, I haven't felt this feeling in a decade. A lot of times, you know, people, when they're driving, they like the awkward. Like, like, if you, like, for instance, you ever see the David Lynch movie lost highway? Love. Right. But there's, you can't really understand really what's going on. Do you?

But there's such a disconnect. Right. But when you're watching lost highway, there's just certain things in the scenes that don't really match up. And there's also David Lynch has a way of like, if you watch a movie like a razor head, where when two people are having a conversation and there's a 30 second gap of just them just sitting there and you can hear like the pipes, you know what I mean? I like that, that feeling of awkwardness.

And that's what this podcast, especially this one is giving everyone a sense of unease. Right. Yeah. And I think that that also is something that's entertainment, entertaining when people see what you're doing right now. I don't know what you're doing. I wasn't going to throw it at you. I know, but just stop picking things up when you want them talking.

Do Bobby, I have a question. Go ahead. How did you first met Rick? And what was your impression of him? I didn't like him at first. No one does. No, I didn't like him at first. At first I was like, well, first of all, it's like, I think when you, I think I auditioned

for a show that you, no, no, no. Yeah. When I found out that you got undatable and I couldn't even get an audition, right? I went, fuck that guy, right? And then I'd see you around the store and then I've never, you went to Montreal before I ever went to Montreal. So when I found out you went to Montreal, I was like, what the fuck that guy went to Montreal?

He's not even a regular at the comedy store. And so then in the beginning it was like, but then what Rick does, he's kind of like, like a tick. Yeah, a tick, like a wood tick, you know, a tick that you would find in the future. A wood tick. Like a wood tick. Yeah. And you know, you're going to get Lyme disease.

So you might as well just go in the forest. You know? Huh? Yeah. Yeah. So, he was just around and it's like, I'm like a lumberjack in the New Hampshire forest and I'm just like accepting the fact that I'm going to get bit by this thing, right? And you bit me and I started getting the Lyme disease, right?

And my body started aching, I couldn't sleep good, you know? And I realized that. Yeah. You're feeling better? Yeah. I mean, I'm living with the disease, but my point is, is this, it shows you, you're infectious, you know, and you're, you slow that came around. Yeah.

And I realized that this thing, this tick, we're not going to be around it. Did you just fart? Is it Corona fart? Yeah. Yeah. Funny stuff, man. Yeah. I mean, I'm not giving you right now, if we, like if you were in that room, would you smell

that fart or no? If I was in the room, would I have a choice? And that's the philosophical question. You see, a lot of people choose, should I smell this fart or should I not? I don't mean, that was the wrong. You know what's like, I donated, I don't, let me just say this, I donated money to that guy running against Lindsey Graham, Jamie Harrison, right? How much money did you donate?

$650. I'll match it. Andrew, you want to match it? And now I'm getting, and I put my, I made a mistake by putting my number in the donation. Bobby, why did you do that? Why did you donate $650 to somebody? Because I want Jamie Harrison to beat Lindsey Graham. And so the money is going to help Jamie Harrison beat Lindsey Graham?

Well, I don't know. I mean, I just wanted to do something. I wanted to donate so that they could have some. Do you ever donate your time instead of money for this stuff? Like do you ever help out? No, I don't. I've never once. No.

I've been donating all this like other, first of all, he emails me and I'm sure everyone gets it every five minutes. Good, Bobby. I know you gave me $650. I know it's not personal. It's like this, you know, but it's like another 150, you know, it's, it's constant, man. And I'm getting texts from him. Awesome.

Yeah. I have another question. Go ahead. Andrew. Go ahead. When did you first met Rick and what was your impression of him? Yeah. Rick and I met through stand up comedy.

Many, many years ago. I do remember exactly where I met you at the comedy store in the original room. I just saw you go up and I thought you were so funny. And I was friends with Brady Matthews at the time and I didn't know who you were. And then you were in the back, right from the stage, the back left when you walk and you turn right and you guys were there and Brady looked like he owned the place because I never seen somebody put their foot up on a chair there because we're all like new. And he puts his foot up and you were just sitting with him and you guys were holding

court and one of you guys did a joke or whatever and you guys, you know, like, I like Brady by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Same guy. They, you guys took me in. I don't know if it was like I felt like an outsider, but I did just move there. And it felt nice not just to be like, Hey, come on over and do bits, but I had already

seen you and like this guy's so super funny. So I just always associated you and Brady together for the longest time. And then I've known him for a long time too. Yeah. Very long time. Both from Chicago. And Adam Ray have a falling out because you guys were together all the time and then you guys are doing stuff together and all of a sudden you guys weren't.

Well we were living close to each other at the time. And also this is what happens in comedy. People have said that to me before. I was like, no, we, it's just you stop seeing people when you, when you don't live within like a five minutes. Yeah. It's really hard to see people anymore. So we just kept doing our own thing.

And when your schedules get busy and you're doing other shit, it's really hard to see your old friends anymore. I mean, especially the pandemic has really put something into perspective genuinely and being serious and especially with this virus. Like it's, I talked to Dr. Drew about this, they're, they're having to explore how many people suffer from anxiety and depression because of the virus outside of the physical ailments because it does really fuck with your head. Like you get extremely isolated and you don't really want to talk to people about it because

it's kind of fucking annoying and it's a stigma. And then you also get super depressed because you're like, when am I going to not be sick anymore? And you think about other people that are around you that might have gotten sick. It just, it spirals a little bit. So you begin to isolate a little bit and it gets, it gets weird. It does get a little strange and it, it's kind of what the pandemic has already been doing to people, which is like pushing us further and further away from each other.

It's really fucked up, dude. The psychoanalysis of what's going on now will be interesting to see in 10, 20 years from now. Andrew, you said something that sparked a, sparked a thought is my OCD is, is rampant. Okay. Yeah. And I've been living in a pandemic since before this thing hit. And it's gotten tougher, but I've been forced to interact with people because of the podcast.

And I have to say that I have been connecting with an hour plus long conversation with new people, but mostly friends because of the podcast. And if it weren't for the podcast, I think I would have lost my mind. I wouldn't have talked to anybody. So this medium and as, as much of a cluster fuck as this is, it's nice to get out of the house to get dressed up to play with you to play. Andrew, I've seen you more since we did my podcast earlier this year and then yours. And then we've taken walks and we've talked and this, I've seen you more.

And I think a big part of that, not by choice, but just by situation has been because of podcast. Yeah. Yeah. And there's something really cool about, I miss so much going to clubs when we're all there. And the more successful you get, the more you're doing your own shit. So podcasts has kind of done that.

So I just want to say thank you guys for having me. And I really am sincerely grateful of being able to play with people every week because of this. I have to admit too, that little brief, I went to Whitney's house last week or whatever a couple of weeks ago. And I saw Leaderman and I saw Pavinsky. I saw all the girls. Right.

You know what I mean? Oh, I saw your Adam Ray friend. My friend as well. He was wearing the Dr. Phil clothing. Funny stuff. It was an open mic at Whitney's house. He wore the prosthetic Dr. Phil stuff. For the open mic.

There was five people there. I go, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, I know I'm just doing the open mic. I go, that took nine hours. But anyway, it was really good to see all of them for some reason. I felt joy. Yeah. You know?

And I think also I feel the same way. Thank you for being a bad friend. Rick, I want you to look directly into your camera, your single there and just say thank you for being a bad friend very seriously. Yeah. Could I do it now? Do whatever you want. Yeah.

I have two things to say. Okay. First, thank you for being a bad friend. And second, live from New York, it's Saturday night. You could use the first part or... Yeah. Also, I want you to look directly into your camera, your single there and just say thank you for being a bad friend very seriously.