Bad Friends - Rudy Has A Seizure

Starting point is 00:00:00 You'll flip for $4 pancakes at A&W. Wake up to a stack of three light and fluffy pancakes topped with syrup. Only $4 on now. Dine in only until 11 a.m. at A&W's in Ontario. Hey everybody, Andrew's on tour. I'm on tour, please come see me. I'm gonna be in-

Starting point is 00:00:20 Indianapolis. Frank, California, Indianapolis, Vancouver, Charlotte. Where else am I going? Is that Pula? Pocola. Oh. P, California, Indianapolis, Vancouver, Charlotte. Where else am I going? Is that Pula? Pocola. Oh. Pocola, Oklahoma, Kansas City, Cleveland. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:00:30 St. Louis, Grand Rapids, Detroit, New Orleans, San Antonio. Jesus Christ. Chicago, Durham, Atlanta, Charleston, New York, Philly, Phoenix, San Francisco, San Diego, Boston, and Minneapolis. I'm adding shows in Minneapolis and in Boston and in San Francisco. Wow.

Starting point is 00:00:43 Come out and see me. Come see him. AndrewSantino.com, tell Come out and see me. Come see him. AndrewSantino.com. Tell them to come see me. Come see him. AndrewSantino.com. AndrewSantino.com. You two are bad friends.

Starting point is 00:00:52 Who are these two idiots? Who? White dude and Asian dude. Who? You two are disgusting. Who? Are you two or something? We're bad friends.

Starting point is 00:01:02 I have some good news for you though, Carlos. I'm glad you're here. What's up? So you know my friend Peter. Oh yeah. Peter what? The gay Asian. Exactly, bingo.

Starting point is 00:01:13 The only Peter around, my friend. And so Peter, the other night, I was talking to him and he goes, I'm a top now, which is great. Now is that a whole thing for them to make the switch? Hey. Hello. God, you're tan, huh? Yeah, where have you been?

Starting point is 00:01:30 Surfing. Serbia? What'd you go to Serbia for? Yeah. Wait, you've been surfing every day, huh? Every weekend. Santa Monica? Yeah, or El Porto beach.

Starting point is 00:01:39 Honestly, you are the most tan I think I've ever seen you. Yeah, what's the goal here? I don't know, I'm just surfing and I just get really like brown. You're in brown face. Yeah. I think you're getting ready for your Kamala Harris impression.

Starting point is 00:01:55 Oh, let's hear it. Yeah, let's do it. No, no, no, I don't know. Yeah, do the impression. Come on. Give me a word. The phrase that you should say is, you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

Starting point is 00:02:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one she says all the time. I don't know how to do it. Yeah, just try. Come on. Okay, you're at the Democratic convention, right? Can you give me a sample and then I'll follow you. She kind of sounds like she's like,

Starting point is 00:02:18 you just think you fell out of a coconut tree. She almost sounds like she's gonna cry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do the, you just think you fell out of a coconut tree. Let's play the clip. Fell out of a coconut tree. You think you fell out of a coconut. Oh, there we go.

Starting point is 00:02:29 Here we hear. Hear-y, hear-y. Hear-y, hear-y. How are we approaching this issue in a way that we also understand we cannot support and help our young people if we also. Also. Also.

Starting point is 00:02:41 Go ahead. You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? That's pretty good. Dude, that's so good! That's pretty good. Call Lauren Michaels. Yeah. Call Lauren Michaels right now.

Starting point is 00:02:52 Call him as a friend. Oh my God, dude. That was so good, dude. First try. Let him know he can make right by the Shane Gillis mistake, hiring an Asian, South Asian. That was very good.

Starting point is 00:03:01 You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? That's really good. That's so good. You're you just fell out of the coconut tree? That's really good. That's so good. You're much darker than her though. And then the last photo that we saw with the other podcasts that I do. That you were on. I know, but a lot of the comments are like,

Starting point is 00:03:19 oh, she's now an adult. Because she's tan? No, there's something about the way, because you have to understand, it's like, dude, like in different strokes. Yeah. You know what I mean? When Willis, not Arnold, but when Willis grew up,

Starting point is 00:03:34 you were like, oh, Arnold stayed the same. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Arnold didn't really. Yeah, he didn't, yeah. He kind of plateaued. Yeah. But when Willis became, right,

Starting point is 00:03:42 when you saw him kind of transition. People watch him grow up on the show. So we watch you grow up. We watch you grow up, right, when you saw him kind of transition into a- People watch him grow up. They watch him. On the show. So we watch you grow up. We watch you grow up on the show, you know? Yeah. Yeah. And it's- She looks the exact same to me.

Starting point is 00:03:53 Yeah, to me she looks like, you know what I mean, a kid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our little sister. Our little sister, you know what I mean? And she's, you know- Yeah. And this thing didn't grow, oddly enough. Up here didn't grow.

Starting point is 00:04:02 Oh, that never grew. Yeah, it kind of stayed the same. Yeah. Have you learned anything? You've graduated college now. I haven't. Wait, how many years has it been? Aren't you been there for four years?

Starting point is 00:04:10 For 36. I have one, well, two more semesters and I graduate. What is that? A teacher in Mexico is teaching a student's physics using One Piece? One Piece? What is that? Oh, that's the thing that you love so much.

Starting point is 00:04:21 The anime. The anime. Would you like to learn through One Piece? In Spanish? Yeah, that would the thing that you love so much. The anime. The anime. Would you like to learn through One Piece? In Spanish? Yeah, that would be more interesting. Should you end up watching that one anime I told you to watch? Not yet.

Starting point is 00:04:31 Oh my God. Nothing I suggest she watches. Nothing. Well. No, it's just when you push, then I don't wanna. Oh. But I feel like if I don't bring it up,

Starting point is 00:04:41 you won't either. Then yeah, that's true. You won't be informed at all. Yeah. You gotta find some way. Okay, I'll find some way. I watched The Whale on the plane. Great movie. My God.

Starting point is 00:04:50 What whale? It's just the Brennan whale. Oh, okay. I watched a porn called Whale 2. Yeah. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah. I think it's just that that was like,

Starting point is 00:04:59 it just bummed me out. Yeah. It was just tough. You had never seen it before? No, you know what's so funny? I started it once and then I was like, I just, you know, when you start something, you're like, this is gonna fucking make me sad,

Starting point is 00:05:10 the whole flight. What's sad for me is I have a drawer like that. You do? Yeah, I have one of those drawers where I, I don't know. There's chicken in it. Yeah, fried chicken in it, yeah. Watching him eat the chicken was the toughest.

Starting point is 00:05:23 That's so tough to watch. Yeah. Because it's just like. The pizza with the pizza. The pizza, oh yeah. But that actually looked kind of good. Yeah. If I'm being honest. And then the, yeah, what's the ching chong ching chong

Starting point is 00:05:32 Chinese Asian lady? She's so good. She's so good in that movie. She's so good in that. What is her name? Yeah, I just called ching chong chong chong lady. Yeah, Hung Chow. Hung Chow, she's so good, that lady.

Starting point is 00:05:43 All right, so there's something I wanna talk about that I was told not to talk about, but you know me. You gotta chat it up. I gotta chat it up, because if it doesn't, it turns into cancer. Chat it up, chat it up. It's not a rumor, it's not a rumor thing. No, it's a fact?

Starting point is 00:05:57 It's not a fact, it's just that- So it's a rumor? It's not even a rumor, it's just a little observation. All right, give it to me. All right, I was in Butte. Butte, Montana. For three weeks. With Jim Belushi, Leslie Jones, Tiffany Haddish. No, Eleanor Kerrigan.

Starting point is 00:06:14 Eleanor, Tiffany wasn't, I think Tiffany was. No, she wasn't, no. Was she supposed to be in that movie? No, Little Rel. That's Tiffany, isn't that the same? That's the same person, yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right. And Whoopi, it's all three.

Starting point is 00:06:24 Whoopi, Tiffany, and Little Red, all the same person. Yeah. It's like all the characters Martin played. Right, so there was this guy named Brick Patrick, who, a talented actor, he was actually in the movie, the movie you did, but the second one. He was in Now You See Me 2. Yeah, but he was Woody Harrelson's brother in that.

Starting point is 00:06:41 His name is Brick Patrick Brick? Brick Patrick. Brick Patrick. Patrick. Thereick Patrick. Brick Patrick. Brick Patrick. There he is. Right. So Brick wrote the movie, great actor. Good looking guy.

Starting point is 00:06:50 Good looking guy, great guy, right? And he goes, he grew up in Butte, and he was like, yeah, dude, you've never had Chinese food like where I'm about to tell you. Oh. So back in the 50s, you know, there was a gold rush or whatever and a Chinese family moved there and they just never left.

Starting point is 00:07:05 I just feel like a Chinese family got lost. Where are we going? Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Well, the gold rush was in Northern California. Oh, that's right.

Starting point is 00:07:15 And they would- Not in Bute, my- Oh, I know what- Let me tell you what happened. You're not wrong. There was gold in a lot of places. Exactly. But-

Starting point is 00:07:23 They went too far. But they went east. Keep on going. Yeah, But they went too far. But they went east. Keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, but they love east. They love east. Yes, we go east. So they go north, that's where the gold is. No, east.

Starting point is 00:07:31 No, east, yeah, yeah. And they walked east into the desert. So they end up in Butte, Montana. In Butte, Montana, right? All right. And they go, oh, fuck, we fuck up. And you know what I mean, the dad goes, what do you mean?

Starting point is 00:07:43 Yeah, we should look on North. Yeah. There's nothing here but white people. Correct. Yeah, yeah. So let's open a Chinese restaurant. Brilliant. Called Peckin.

Starting point is 00:07:52 Peckin? Yeah. Peckin and Butte. P-E-K-I-N, I think. Peckin and Butte, Montana. Yeah. There it is, Peckin noodle parlor. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:01 And now, so look at upstairs. The third photo. I mean- See that? It used to be a brothel. Whoa. It used to be a brothel and then they divided it up and they go, let me turn this into a restaurant now. I don't know what the logic behind it,

Starting point is 00:08:16 but that's exactly what it looks like. Wow. They never changed it. So those are those little rooms to have sex in? Yeah, but now it's opened and now there's tables where you can eat. I love the Wild West. Yeah, go right back in the day.

Starting point is 00:08:28 I love the Wild West. Wouldn't that be nice? And by the way, why don't they make it a brothel and Chinese food? Exactly. And opium denny used to be. Oh, how fun. All three?

Starting point is 00:08:36 All fun. Oh, come on. Come on. It's amazing. It's like the Asian Walmart. You can get anything you want that's Asian. You know what I mean? So I went there and it's not Chinese food.

Starting point is 00:08:50 What is it? I have no idea. Was it like spaghetti? It was, cause I hate, there's this, okay, there's two, I have a problem, all right? So this guy named Jerry that runs it, his parents ran it for many years. You met the guy.

Starting point is 00:09:05 Yeah, yeah. So I did a comedy show there. At the Chinese food? No, no, no, but next to it, it was the theater. And he came and he go, and we're sitting there in the lobby and he was super skinny. And I go, man, do you have kung fu or something?

Starting point is 00:09:21 Yeah, I was just making fun of him. Right? Eat something. Oh, but you won't eat your food, right? Because it's bad, right? Whatever, I kept making fun of him. Bob. Then he had tears in his eyes and he goes, buddy, I have cancer.

Starting point is 00:09:34 Oh my God, from his food, from the food? No. Oh. Oh. Terrible. Terrible, stop. MSG from the, no, no, no. Wait, he said I had cancer. Yeah, yeah, tears in his eyes. terrible, stop. MSG from... Well, he said I had...

Starting point is 00:09:45 Yeah, tears in his eyes. Oh, Bob. He goes, buddy, you want me to be truthful to you? I go, yeah. He goes, I have cancer. It came back and I'm on Medicaid. I'm like, oh, fuck, here we go. What kind?

Starting point is 00:09:57 What? What kind? You didn't ask. I didn't ask. Why wouldn't you ask? Well, I don't know what kinds there are. All of them, so many. Shoulder blade. Yeah, could have. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Can wouldn't you ask? Well, I don't know what kinds there are. All of so many. Shoulder blade.

Starting point is 00:10:06 Yeah, it could have. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Can you get it in the finger? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, so anyway. Poor guy. Yeah, I go, oh man. Terrible.

Starting point is 00:10:14 So sorry for making fun of you, man. Yeah, but you know. Good luck to you. He knew you were joking, you're a comic, you're a friend. He didn't, he had tears in his eyes. Oh, Bob. So then I go back to the green room, I'm sitting there like this and Brick goes,

Starting point is 00:10:27 what happened bud? I tell him what happens. He goes, oh fuck dude. I go, what? He goes, I didn't even know. Oh man. Right? So like a half an hour later, I go back on that lobby and the guy has tears in his eyes.

Starting point is 00:10:41 Still crying. Still crying. And he goes, I joking! Oh no. Fuck, this guy's great. Wow. Fucking guy. I in his eyes. Still crying. Still crying and he goes, I'm joking. Fuck, this guy's great. Fucking guy. I love this guy. I love this guy. This fucking guy Jerry, I'm joking. Well, that's a good laugh.

Starting point is 00:10:55 By the way, he does definitely, hey, I was kidding. What? No, he has cancer. That was his way of playing it off. But the food was, it wasn't bad. It's just not Chinese food. He brought me out a bowl of water. There's Jerry right there.

Starting point is 00:11:06 With noodles, is that Jerry? It was zooming. Yep, that's him. I joking. Look at Jerry. There's Jerry, good guy. If you're ever in Butte, woulda peck it. If you're ever in Butte.

Starting point is 00:11:18 You know how often people are rolling through Butte? I'm going. Look at him. That's my guy. Does he not look like he has cancer? I mean, doesn't he look like I would buy it? Maybe, I would have bought it. Yeah, you would have bought it, right?

Starting point is 00:11:36 Maybe he walks to work every day. That's true. Maybe he just is staying thin to win. It is an interesting play. Yeah. It's an interesting play because now, do you feel bad for him? No.

Starting point is 00:11:46 Yeah. But maybe he's telling the truth. Yeah. Look, there he is. Do you think he's got it? No, he's crying there. He's always crying. He's telling the guy he has cancer.

Starting point is 00:11:54 He's telling the reporter, I have cancer. Look at his eyes. I have cancer. Historic family-run Chinese restaurant in Montana. Yeah. Wow. Well, we'll take, we gotta go. We gotta go there.

Starting point is 00:12:05 And, you know, spending three, I'll tell you another thing that happened. Give it to me. And what would you do? This is, you know, let's do a segment of the show. What would you do? What would you do? What would Andrew do?

Starting point is 00:12:17 Yeah, probably not through the movie. Fuck you. No, I'm kidding. I don't, I'm sorry. I don't get Hollywood shit like you do. Just kidding. Your shit, oh, Zac Efron, you know, I get the fucking ghetto shit. I'm just joshing. I love when you, and then I turn on the TV, you and Starros commercial. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:37 Like, you're just killing it. Well, that one I- So, you know, it's like, you know, don't make fun of me, my pal. I can't get the shit you get. Shut up. God, anyway. You have an upcoming show on NBC with a brand new top. That's true, that's true. By the way, the show should be called

Starting point is 00:12:51 I Got a Brand New Top. I Got a Brand New Top, yeah. And you guys work in a clothing store. Yeah, yeah. I Got a Brand New Top. That's funny. Brand new top. You should be the show runner.

Starting point is 00:12:58 I would love to. So anyway, another thing that happened was I went to an AA meeting. You only went to one? You were there for two months. I went to two. OK. And it's at the school and I walk in. It's like a lot of people would like, you know, oxygen masks, tanks. Oh, the tanks. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:17 Yeah. You know what I mean? And I'm trying to like, you know, I do it. Trying to be in. Right. And then there's also only one Uber in Bude. So when you kid at Uber, you have to wait there for two hours. It's just one guy. And then when he shows up, he's like,

Starting point is 00:13:30 sorry dude, I had six other, he knows your name dude, like you've seen him before. Yeah. Yeah, sorry dude, I had like eight other ones, you know what I mean? Was it Jerry? He's cooking, he's got an Uber, he's got to do it all. Yeah, so then this couple, the nicest couple I've met

Starting point is 00:13:44 in a very long time, he goes, yo man, you need a ride home? Cause the Ubers are bad around here. And I go, yeah man, if you can. You know what I'm saying, yeah. So I get in his car with his wife. And so the hotel that I'm staying in, the Finland, has a gigantic Finland,

Starting point is 00:14:02 you know what I mean? A sign. A Finnish flag or something? No, no, no, no, no, no, not Finland. Finland, you know what I mean? A Finnish flag or something? No, no, no, no, no, not Finland. Finland, you're saying Finland? Like the country? With no, F-I-N-L-E-N. Finland.

Starting point is 00:14:13 Finland. Yeah. That's it, and so that, see that thing? And that's a neon sign. And it glows. It glows. I'm in the car and we're going opposite of that sign. You can see it. I can see it, it's the biggest building in Butte, right? So I'm turning the car and we're going opposite of that sign. You can see it.

Starting point is 00:14:25 I can see it. It's the biggest building in Butte, right? So I'm turning around like this and we're on a freeway going the opposite direction. Right. So, you know, like me, I'm like, you know, I think of different things. Cause I'm a thinker.

Starting point is 00:14:37 You are. And I'm a survivor. Yeah. So I'm like, what do I do here? Jump out? Bail. Yeah, no, but I did the smart thing. I go, where are we going?

Starting point is 00:14:47 Well, that's a good start. That's a good start when you're being kidnapped. Am I right? Where are we going? Where are we going? Yeah, like a little station. I always do that too. Where do we go?

Starting point is 00:14:56 A little, yeah, a little accent comes out. You have to. Yeah, like I'm the Asian Oliver Twiff. More, more part of Japanese. Right? So where we going? Right? And the guy goes, oh yeah, you're going to our house. Oh no. Oh yes.

Starting point is 00:15:12 No, I want to go home. Yeah, yeah, I know me too. Me too at this time. I want to go home. Yeah, me too, me too. So also I had an early call. Yeah, you gotta work. I had to get home.

Starting point is 00:15:20 I gotta go to work. Right, so oh, you go to your house, right? Yeah, you go to our house. I go, why? You're meeting the family., right? Yeah, you go to our house. I go, why? You're meeting the family. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. What's so funny? It's insane.

Starting point is 00:15:32 I walk in, these two gigantic, I don't eat Mastiff dogs. Bull Mastiff. Yeah, they're like, they're jumping on top of me, right? I'm like, ah, right? These three kids come out, they were sleeping. Oh, you woke them up. Yeah, these white kids, out, they were sleeping. Oh, you woke them up. Yeah, these white kids.

Starting point is 00:15:45 They're coming out like this. And one of them kid looks at me and goes, Danny gave me us $300 allowance to get school closing in Missoula. Very nice. And I wanted to go, oh yeah? I don't give a shit. No, that's me.

Starting point is 00:16:03 But that's what I wanted to say. I know. Hey kid, I'm never gonna see you mean. But that's what I wanted to say. I know. Hey kid, I'm never gonna see you again. But I didn't do that. Oh, I go, you know, because I'm a good guy. Yeah. Oh yeah, really, Missoula? That's beautiful.

Starting point is 00:16:13 Exactly. I must have been there for like an hour now. What would you do? Lee, oh my God, I would have never gone. No, you're in the car. In the car, I would have made myself throw up in the car. I would have stuck my fingers down my throat. Throw up all over the car. Really? Yeah, pull throw up in the car. I would have stuck my fingers down my throat, so I would have threw up all over the car.

Starting point is 00:16:27 So they gotta pull over. Really? Yeah, pull over and I'm out and I'm running. By the way, the nicest people I've ever met, I have his number, great guy. Just kidding. Not just kidding, but you were thrown up. I made myself thrown up, 100%. Gag myself and get out.

Starting point is 00:16:36 How do you get out? What would you do? I just scream and say, stop the car. You would scream? No, they're gonna go, what are you doing? What are you screaming for? And then they would take you to a hospital. We're like screaming and like seizure.

Starting point is 00:16:48 Oh, do a seizure. Right, seizure. I don't know, that's different. Let me see you do a fake seizure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we're driving, I'm in the car. We're both driving. We're both driving, yeah, one of those two-wheelers. Those new two-wheelers.

Starting point is 00:17:00 Two new-wheelers. My engine's different. Vroom. No, my engine's different than yours. Oh, okay. Yeah, so mine goes, what's yours go? Mine goes vroom. Mine goes, vroom.

Starting point is 00:17:11 For sure. Yeah, yeah, it's broken. I'll take a look. The radiator with the belt, the belt is. Your belt is wrong. Vroom. All right, we're going back to our house. Are you excited?

Starting point is 00:17:21 Come back to our house, you excited? Stop the car. No, we can't do that. No, we house, you excited? Stop the car. No, we can't stop the car. No, we can't do that. Stop the car. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Starting point is 00:17:30 What happened? That was insane. That was insane. You're not having fucking, you're getting possessed. Yeah, we gotta take you to a mental hospital. Stigmata, dude. That was stigmata, dude. That was stigmata, dude. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:17:46 Six, six, six, six, six, six. I would stop the car and run out. Run. We'd be running into the desert. I guess she did it right. Holy shit. That helped. Wow, dude.

Starting point is 00:17:55 That worked. That was really good, dude. Well, I hope that never happens. Oh shit, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. So you had a fun time. I should have done that. You had a fun had a fun time. I should have done that. You had a fun time in Butte. I should have done that.

Starting point is 00:18:08 God. Right? Not as good as hers. Hers was really good. You do a stigmata. Oh my God! Yes, yeah, yeah, that's good. Wow.

Starting point is 00:18:18 Juicy, you're growing up. Yeah. Yeah, you're all grown up. So yeah, Butte, but the movie was fun to do. The movie's gonna be good. I heard a little Maccony Boney says you're very excited about it. I'm excited because, you know, Jim Belushi,

Starting point is 00:18:30 like I never thought I'd ever meet him. He's the man. And just one of the nicest guys, just what a great, generous guy. He seems like a cool dude. Yeah. How was throwing, let's go to you, Chicago. This is the ball.

Starting point is 00:18:43 Yeah. I threw the first pitch. So if anyone knows, he went to the Cubs game. Yeah, and I sang the seventh inning stretch with, and throwing out the first pitch. So this is a big deal as a kid from Chicago, throwing out the first pitch is fine. They let like local insurance agents do that,

Starting point is 00:18:57 but to sing the stretch, that's a big deal. So I did- Was there a pop when they said your name? Yeah, it was actually kind of fun. Yeah. They go, Andrew Santino. And you can hear. Well, you can see it. They'll play. He's doing my credits. Let's stop. Push pause. Didn't hear bad friends at all. He definitely says bad friends.

Starting point is 00:19:26 Okay. He 100% says it. Listen. Okay. Wow. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Is that your wife screaming? No, there's a ton of people around.

Starting point is 00:19:38 I mean, there's 30 of us. Bam. Oh, wow! That was so good, dude. And I had to give Clark a big hug, wrap my legs around the boy. So fun. Right, I'm so proud of you.

Starting point is 00:19:52 But the coolest thing was this, was getting up in the booth and singing, singing was the best part by far. Oh, let me see you sing. How exciting. Come on, come on fans, I wanna hear you scream loud. A one, a two, a three. how exciting could buy me some peanuts and rag-o-dags. I don't care if I am. Oh.

Starting point is 00:20:28 This is my favorite. For the Roots. Roots for the. Cubbies. For the Cubbies. I love it. It's great. Anyway. What a dream.

Starting point is 00:20:37 It was actually. What a start. It actually was one of the coolest moments of my life. I even said, I was off a couple of drinks and I turned to my mom and my wife and I said, I can die now. And they got a little upset, but I really did mean it. That was it.

Starting point is 00:20:53 I did it. I'm done. That's it? This is it. That's it. I don't know, man. Doing that. That's the death.

Starting point is 00:21:00 That's it. You've done everything. I did it all. Popular podcast. Bingo. It's a very small but supple television career. Very good. Couple of films.

Starting point is 00:21:12 Very good. Stand up, not bad. Pretty good. Sing in the seventh inning stretch. Yeah. Check all the boxes. You did it. Bury me, baby.

Starting point is 00:21:20 I think you did it. Bury me. Please no, I need you to be around for- I'm gonna stick around for another four years. Four years, yeah, that's fine. Until we do the show. And then die. Yep. Then die and around for another four years. Four years, yeah, that's fine. Until we do stop the show. And then die. Yep. Then die and then I'll disappear.

Starting point is 00:21:28 So it was a big moment in my life. This was one of those things for me that was huge. And also, we had a family member that passed away. Oh, no, who? Not during this. Oh, thank you. I mean, thank God. And some of his ashes got spread on the field,

Starting point is 00:21:44 which was also, boom, nice little tip of the hat because he grew up around the corner from it. I thought that was kind of nice. We spread his ashes. Well, I didn't, someone did. You don't do that? Have you never spread ashes somewhere sacred? That just sounds insane.

Starting point is 00:22:01 How's that crazy? I'm watching a game, there's a powder in my face. Well, no one's near you. Yeah, yeah. A little powder on my face. It gets done. What the fuck was that? Oh, Andrew's uncle.

Starting point is 00:22:12 Real sly, real quick, real low. No. Is there a smell? There's some right there, look. Who's ashes? Luke's mom, someone on tour gave us this. What? Yeah, our fan's mom's ashes. Right, a fan gave us some of's mom. Someone on tour gave us this. What? Yeah, some fans mom Ashes.

Starting point is 00:22:27 Right, a fan gave us some of his mom. So weird. Yeah, hangs from McClellan back here now. Is that really that weird? That's some of his mom. He wanted some of his mom to be with us. McClellan, I'll give you $1,000. I'm not kidding you. If you snort that whole thing. I'll do it. No. No. No. You will do it.

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Starting point is 00:26:33 In the movie, Tom Hanks is out there on this island for years, right? For years. You ever see that movie? No. She has no idea what that is. Wait, do you know what it's about? No.

Starting point is 00:26:41 Okay, we can tell you. Castaway with Tom Hanks. So Castaway is this, okay? He's best friends with the volleyball. What? Well, okay. Wait, but don't laugh. That's not funny.

Starting point is 00:26:53 That's not funny. He grew up. He's a little slow. Remember Forrest Gump? Yeah. He's playing the same kind of guy. It's like a sequel to Forrest Gump. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:01 So what ends up happening is he gets HIV and they banish him to this island. They banish him to the island. But they go, you can bring one person, your friend. Your friend. This is kind of in the post future, right? And he goes, well, I want to bring this volleyball. And they're like, dude, you can pick a human.

Starting point is 00:27:19 And he's like, that is a human. Yeah, that is a human. So he gets HIV, they banish him to this island. See that blood on the thing is some of his HIV blood on the thing. So that Wilson has HIV as well. Right. They want to be the same.

Starting point is 00:27:33 What's so funny? It's not funny. And then what ends up happening is on the island, he makes a wish one night to grow old, grow old. He does it on like, you know, this is old tar, is like a little animal that lives on the beach. And so then he'd start to grow old, grow old. He does it on like, you know, this Zoltar is like a little animal that lives on the beach. And so then he'd start to grow old. But then what happens is like,

Starting point is 00:27:51 you remember Benjamin Button? Yeah. That he goes the other way. He goes backwards. But since Wilson is a volleyball, he doesn't go backwards. He just gets. Right. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:03 You know what, stop, stop, I know, I know. Stop, stop, stop. First of all, hitting on her, like all this stuff today, your thinnest of ice. Thinnest of ice, right? Says he wants to snort the mom's ashes. Well, you were saying- You don't tell.

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Starting point is 00:28:29 How's that gonna work? You too, McCown. I was holding it together. You know? Wait, what's the end of the cast away? Oh, the end of the movie is amazing. Well, so that's see the- So his friend Andy comes to rescue him.

Starting point is 00:28:42 His friend Andy. Yeah, Andy does. Comes to rescue him. His friend Andy. Yeah, Andy does. Comes to rescue him. And there was a rift between him and his old boss, Buzz. And when Andy- Oh, there was also a rift in the time continuum. Space time continuum. Yeah, time continuum, yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:00 And he goes back home and his wife has already fallen in love with someone else. Helen Hunt. Oh. Yeah. Now let me ask you something. Great movie. In that scene when he does, when they find him

Starting point is 00:29:11 and he comes back and Helen Hunt is remarried. Yeah, got a family, right? Right, but then doesn't she try to fuck him after that? No, no, it's over. She doesn't chase after? They have a moment. They have a moment where they kiss, right? No, they don't kiss.

Starting point is 00:29:25 I think they do. Well, it's her ex-husband. No, I think they fuck one time. No, they don't. No, they don't. Really? No, they don't. Okay.

Starting point is 00:29:33 But I will say they have a moment, then he leaves, and then jumps in front of a train. And he dies, yeah. Yeah, he jumps in front of a train. That's a sad ending. It's a bad ending. Here's another movie I saw. By the way, it was a local train,

Starting point is 00:29:42 it wasn't even an express. It stopped a lot, which I think was nuts. Yeah. That's sad. It's super sad. You better watch it. It won 15 Academy Awards. Okay.

Starting point is 00:29:52 It's, yeah. You know, we talked about this the other day. Tom Hanks has never been, except for the Elvis movie, he's never been a bad guy in anything he's ever done, in any movie he's ever done. He's always been the hero in a nice movie. No, what about the one, Catch Me If You Can? Not a bad guy at all.

Starting point is 00:30:06 He's chasing Leo. He's chasing a criminal. Oh, he's the bad guy. Yeah. Okay, that's right. I mean, I do agree with you. Yeah, Leo's the bad guy. Leo is not the bad guy, but he is the bad guy.

Starting point is 00:30:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's interesting. You can't name any movie he's done where he's the bad guy. A memorable movie, a good memorable movie. Oh, no, don't. Well, go to any of them then. Go to his top hits. Don't go scroll through everything,

Starting point is 00:30:24 but go to the top hits. And I'm telling you- Well, before you do, let, don't. Well, go to any of them then. Go to his top hits. Don't go scroll through everything, but go to the top hits. And I'm telling you. Well, before you do, let me think though. Okay, Saving Private Ryan, good guy. Philadelphia. Yeah. Big. Great guy. Mr. Rogers.

Starting point is 00:30:35 Oh, yeah, of course. Lady killers. Lady killers. Yeah. No, he's a bad guy. No, he's not. They're killing ladies. They deserve to be killed. What murder? Go to the movies.. They deserve to be killed. What murder? Go to the movies.

Starting point is 00:30:47 Seriously, go to the movies. Cast Away Philadelphia, Big Forest Gump. I mean, go down. You could see all the things he's done. It's just all the Toy Stories, Charlie Wilson's War, The Da Vinci Code, Polar Express, The Terminal. I mean, just look at that fucking career. Road to Perdition.

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Starting point is 00:31:18 Watch all the Apollos before that, but 13 is the best one. You can start at like four. Start at Apollo four. Yeah, start with four, yeah. By the way, we have to play this trailer real fast because we were like going through movies of what to watch back home with my mom. And I wanted to watch Mr. Baseball with Tom Selleck.

Starting point is 00:31:34 Do you remember Mr. Baseball? Oh my God, it's one of the best. So good, so good. Watch how fun this trailer is. Tom Selleck is Mr. Baseball. Look at how these two do trailers, by the way. Okay. This is Mr. Baseball. Look at how these two do trailers, by the way. Okay. This is phenomenal. Well, there's some Japanese people in this? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:02 Welcome to Japan, Mr. Baseball. What do you think of our country? The airport's nice, and there's lots of little people walking and talking very fast. Dude, I want to remake this movie so bad. He falls in love with the manager's daughter. Yeah. This is a great movie. It's so good.

Starting point is 00:32:20 Explain to me why. Because it's a fish out of water. It's a fish. I know. And I mean that from a sushi reference. It's a fish out of water. It's a fish. I know. And I mean that from a sushi reference. It's a fish out of water. Can you go anywhere else? No, it's gotta be Japan.

Starting point is 00:32:31 It's so funny in Japan. Why can't you go to like Bosnia? Okay, we could try Bosnia. Let's try Bosnia. War torn Bosnia. Is that how we're going? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

Starting point is 00:32:41 It's such a good, it's such a funny, because it's filled with racist stuff. I know, I know. It's hilarious a good, it's such a funny, because it's filled with racist stuff. I know, I know. It's hilarious. I get PTSD, I don't know why, when I hear it, da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I know, I know. When I hear that, for some reason,

Starting point is 00:32:55 how do you feel about that? Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na. How do you feel about that? It's very racist. Yeah, yeah, but how do you feel in your, does it put, you start, Yeah. Yeah. Do, but how do you feel in your, does it put, you start, Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:05 Do you have a seizure? Mm-hmm. It hits us in a way. For her it's like, Juh-juh-juh-gung, juh-gung, juh-gung, juh-gung, juh-gung, juh-juh-juh-gung, juh-gung, juh-gung, juh-gung, juh-gung, juh-gung, gung, gung, gung. That almost, wow.

Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah, yeah. Let's see if you have a seizure when that music comes on. Da-da- dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, see it didn't, you're fine. Or a gong. Yeah, the gong. I've never seen a gong, ever. Well, we got one right here, don't we? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:33 Used to have one. That's right, right. I know, it's crazy, that's why. You could only have made this then. Then. You could not make this today, but it would be funny as shit today. No, what you do is you get a bunch of just Asians

Starting point is 00:33:44 and just show this movie. I'd love to see the reaction. Oh yeah, react. That'd be fun. That's very good. That's fun. What are you scrolling through, sweetheart? Oh, just some like, it's some.

Starting point is 00:33:52 Well, go to Mickey Rooney. Have you seen Mickey Rooney play Asian? Oh, so there was a white guy named Mickey Rooney. So good. You're gonna love this performance. He's still alive. Yeah, yeah. So.

Starting point is 00:34:01 That's a white guy. That's a white guy. That's a white guy. With like prosthetic? Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Is there any video or no? Some of his work? And this was completely accepted in America.

Starting point is 00:34:17 Accepted, promoted. Promoted. We loved it. Loved it. Loved it. They loved it. This is the good old, this is what Trump is talking about. Yeah, this is what he's talking about. Make America Chinese again. This is what Trump is talking about. Yeah, this is what he's talking about. Make America Chinese again.

Starting point is 00:34:25 This is real, dad. No, don't laugh. Don't laugh. Try not to laugh. Say me. Ah! Ah! Ah! You!

Starting point is 00:34:37 Eh! Eh! Ah! Eh! Ah! Eh! Ah! Ah!

Starting point is 00:34:44 To be fair, this is how you wake up. Yeah. That's the funniest thing you've ever said. The funniest thing. All right, that's it? I want to see him talk to these people. I wrote this! Audrey Hepper.

Starting point is 00:34:55 Insane. You cannot go on or keep ringing my bell. You disturb me. You must have a message. I wrote this! Audrey Hepper. Insane. You cannot go on or keep ringing my bell.

Starting point is 00:35:03 You disturb me. You must have a message. I wrote this! Audrey Hepper. Insane. You cannot go on or keep ringing my bell! You disturb me! You must have a key made! But I won't do any good, I just lose them all. Time out. Okay, that's it. He really does look Asian. He looks, it doesn't sound, the voice needs to practice.

Starting point is 00:35:19 Perfect, it sounds perfect. The sound is? Look at that. Yeah. How do you feel about that? Scary. Scary. Yeah, How do you feel about that? Scary. Scary. Yeah, it is very scary.

Starting point is 00:35:27 But he looks, I think- Like your uncle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hair and makeup did a great job. You know what? Did he get an Oscar for,

Starting point is 00:35:35 hair and makeup should have gotten an Oscar for that. 100%, I would. Yeah, yeah. Breakfast at Mr. Ushanowes. Yeah. And then John Wayne, we've seen that, right? Oh yeah. I think we've shown this. Have we seen this? I think we've seen that, right? Oh yeah. I think we've shown this.

Starting point is 00:35:45 Have we seen this? I think we did. But she's never seen it. I know. And she needs to know what it was like. You gotta know. Yeah. All right, tell me what's going on with Gen Z.

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Starting point is 00:36:09 God bless. I went to Hermosa beach to party. With who? With like my friends. And they said that they were gonna be cute guys. And all I saw when I went there was old white guys with cowboy hats. Yeah, you went to Hermosa Beach.

Starting point is 00:36:25 Yeah. And I got sick from it. Whoa, whoa, what do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa, tell me, tell me, what would you get? Someone like put something in your drink? No, I don't know, but I was sharing drinks and I got like, I have a cold. Right now you do?

Starting point is 00:36:39 Yeah. But I'm okay, it's been a week. It's been a week. Thanks for coming to the show. It's been a week. Thanks for coming to the show. It's been a week. Wait a minute, don't share drinks. Don't share drinks and don't take drinks from other people. No, just friends.

Starting point is 00:36:51 I don't trust your friends either. I know, but whenever- When you say old, are you talking 30 year olds? Like 40 and up. Okay. Okay. And they were trying to like dance. On you? It was so weird. It's so weird. They all had. On you? It was so weird.

Starting point is 00:37:05 It's so weird. They all had cowboy hats on? It was so weird. And the girls were like, oh, there's going to be cute guys. But they paid for the drinks. That's why people want, that's why you went. No.

Starting point is 00:37:16 Where did you guys go? A bar? Yeah, bar. Sharkies. Oh my God. It was- Sharkies in Hermosa Beach. That's insane. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:23 Wow. How gross. You're going to get new friends, I think. That's what at the Kalilas- Did anybody recognize you? At school. No, at, oh where? Like at work, like this random guy just came in the office and was shouting, are you from Brad Friends?

Starting point is 00:37:38 From Brad Friends? Bad Friends. Is that Mickey Rooney? Wait, so at the, I wanna know though, at Sharky's, when you go to Sharky's, it's your girlfriends and four old white guys in combo hats? No, the crowd was older.

Starting point is 00:37:55 It's hard to believe. Why don't you just leave? I don't know, because they don't know anywhere else. I thought we were going to LA. Yeah, you need a completely new group of friends. You gotta switch. Yeah. They're the party girls, so I thought, oh going to LA. Yeah, you need a completely new group of friends. You gotta switch. Yeah. They're the party girls, so I thought, oh, they know.

Starting point is 00:38:09 They're not party girls. Obviously their partying is bad. Yeah, they're bad. They don't know how to do it. This is bad partying. And it smelled like piss. Okay. The music was so bad.

Starting point is 00:38:17 I just, and I got sick. What was the music? I don't know, like, Boodle, it's like, da, da, da, da, da, da. What's Boodle? What? Boodle, it's like Filipino disco song like Boodle it's like What's Boodle? It's like Filipino disco song. Boodle? Never heard that before in my life. I actually know that song. It's a Filipino disco song. No, you don't know. You're honestly, you know Boodle.

Starting point is 00:38:44 Yeah. It's popular on disco song. No, you don't know, you're honestly, you know, you know, you know, yeah. We'll sing it. It's popular on TikTok right now. Boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot. Oh yeah, okay. I believe you. I believe you. Oh yeah, I believe you.

Starting point is 00:38:54 Boot, boot, boot, boot, boot. Paging Dr. Vic. Paging Dr. Emergency. Paging Dr. Vic. Well, it's gotta be nurse oriented if it's Filipinos. Come on. Good. Thank you. Well, it's gotta be nurse oriented if it's Filipinos. Come on. Good.

Starting point is 00:39:07 Thank you. I like it. But yeah, that's what happened. That's what happened. But I thought you had, if you're cruising for dicks, I thought you had a boyfriend. I'm not cruising for dicks, I'm just like. Then why would you care?

Starting point is 00:39:17 I like to look. Yeah. Oh, you wanna look. Window shopping. Window shopping. It's always fun when there's cute guys. I see. It is always fun when there's cute guys. I see. It is always fun when there's cute guys.

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Starting point is 00:43:48 Interesting. But the party was nice? It's interesting that you would say that because that's exactly the demographic of people that like our show. That's right. And so I have to say that they were big fans. Big fans.

Starting point is 00:44:00 And they even knew who you were, my friend. Okay? Oh, so you were vibing with them. The guy's King Viber. I'm the master vibe in any situation. I'll go to a library, I vibe. He vibes everywhere. Yeah, I can go to a fuck, Pep Boys.

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Starting point is 00:44:22 Me? Yeah. The point of- No return. No return. Yeah, you're vibing out there. When I'm at the point of no return, King vibe, dude. King vibe. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? When I'm cruising. Oh, you're cruising. Vibing, dude. You know what I mean? The cruises I go on.

Starting point is 00:44:39 Hard vibe. Fuck yeah. But then I went to the chili cook-off in Malibu with the gang. Have you been there? No. You know what it is? I do. Have you been to the chili cook-off in Malibu with the gang. Have you been there? No. You know what it is? I do. Have you been to the chili cook-off? You guys know?

Starting point is 00:44:51 What is it? It's a chili cook-off in Malibu. No, it's not. There's shirts that I'd be at Ornation about it. I know, but do you know what it is? It's a fair. Okay, well. There's rides.

Starting point is 00:45:02 I don't go to fairs, dude. It's a rides. That's right. And they have those rides, like the zipper. Yeah, I don't go to fairs, dude. It's rides. That's right. And they have those rides, like the zipper. Yeah, I like the zipper. Remember the zipper? Yeah, it goes this way and that, it's like a- Yeah, yeah, it's so scary.

Starting point is 00:45:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then now, you know, back in my day, they had the thing where you, it looked like a saucer, you go in, and you get stuck to the wall. Right, I like that. You like that? I love those.

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Starting point is 00:45:41 No, now it goes sideways. It goes sideways and back, right, so, yeah, anyway. There it is, Gravitron. Gravitron. Love this thing. You'll always see, there's a guy who's bold enough to get in the middle. Yeah, there's always a nerd like that.

Starting point is 00:45:51 Fuck around, yeah. What's going on here, yeah. Just like younger people know our podcast. Yeah, I think. No, I mean, you know, it was, I'm talking middle school. Why were middle school people there? I don't know, but it was like. My boss's son knows about us. And how old is your boss's son? Middle school. Why were middle school people there? I don't know, but it was like. My boss's son knows about us.

Starting point is 00:46:07 And how old is your boss's son? Middle school. That's what I'm saying. I had kids come up to us, can we get a mister? Hey mister. Well if we have this kind of influence from middle schoolers. Excuse me mister?

Starting point is 00:46:19 I go yes son. May I get a bottle with you mister? Sure, where are your parents? Fuck them. Oh wow. I go whoa. A rebel. I fuck you, mister? Sure. Where are your parents? Fuck them. Oh wow. I go, whoa. A rebel. Fuck YouTube, mister.

Starting point is 00:46:29 Wow. I go, just take the photo quick before I, you know. Yeah. And that, you know, it's shocking to me that, you know, it's like, I know, it's a good thing. It's good. Play to the youth. Play to the youth.

Starting point is 00:46:38 But how are they listening? Is it YouTube? Yeah, we're on YouTube. Oh, okay, that's good. Yeah, we're on YouTube and we're on Spotify and Apple Music and we're everywhere you can get podcasts. That's real good. That's really good.

Starting point is 00:46:47 So you're Dean's what? What? Son, whose son? My manager's son. At work. Yeah, at work she said like, oh my son listens to your podcast. Oh wow.

Starting point is 00:47:00 And what'd you say? I'm like, oh, like how old is he? And then she said like 12 or 13. Yeah, it's strange. And I was like, oh, is he, like I don't know. Is he Asian? No! You wanna ask him, is he Asian?

Starting point is 00:47:13 No, I was. Yeah, that's a valid, is he, what is he? He's. Is your manager Asian? Latina. Latina, okay. That'd be a weird question to ask, then. I was.

Starting point is 00:47:22 The first one was like, is he Latin? No. And then Asian made me next. Anyway. God, you know, it must be so nice to not wear sunscreen. I think whenever I just, it's unbelievable. It's my whole life. You look red right now.

Starting point is 00:47:35 I know, I was out in the sun. I spent $600,000 last year on sunscreen. 600,000. Yeah, 600,000. 600 grand, SPF 100. What's that there? What is this? Some really cool new commercial just came out.

Starting point is 00:47:49 Oh, is a brand new commercial out? Yeah. Let's see it. Wait, I feel this. Hey Sudha, what happened to your face? You want 9X. Wow. Finally. No second me foreign. What does he mean? Nine. Except nine. Wow.

Starting point is 00:48:07 Nine shades lighter. That's what it means. That's awesome. We should get you some of that rude. I tried what? You need 12 X. I think it's a little bit of a Nine makes up nine ye. Wow, nine shades lighter. That's what it means. That's awesome. We should get you some of that, rude.

Starting point is 00:48:26 Yeah. I tried whitening skin. You need 12X, I think. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt. Kids on fire today. So you tried what?

Starting point is 00:48:38 I tried it and it doesn't work. Wait, you've tried this? NineX? No, not that, another product. A whitening cream? Yeah, I bought a whole set of scrubbing and the whitening soap and then the liquid thing. This is terrible.

Starting point is 00:48:52 It's so terrible, dude. You have to be proud of who you are. You gotta be proud of who you are. I know, I used to do it in the Philippines because everyone was using it. Well, look at that guy. Look at that guy. White fade.

Starting point is 00:49:03 Get yourself a white fade. We have a white lady here. She doesn't even know how good she has it. Yeah, look at that guy. Look at that guy. White fade. Yeah. Get yourself a white fade. We have a white lady here. She doesn't even know how good she has it. Yeah, tell me about it. Yeah, she just walks in and gets shit. These white broads. Yeah, yeah. They get whatever they want.

Starting point is 00:49:14 They get whatever they want. Wow. God, that's- What? Ninex. What do you think of that though, of people that are brown wanting to be white? I get it in certain, like in India,

Starting point is 00:49:24 it's a huge thing, right? It's a sign of class and prestige or whatever. But why is that in the mentality of human beings? Well, this is a, we having a real conversation about it? Colonizers. Yeah, it's colonization. Colonizers. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:42 Wow. Whites. Whites. Not me. Not you, no, you're on a claim. I'm one of the good ones. Yeah. Wow. White. White. Not me. Not you, no, you're on a climb. I'm one of the good ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got through.

Starting point is 00:49:49 I was at the cookout. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't, like, I think it's mind boggling that this is like a promoted, this product probably, I bet you they make a ton of money. People use the shit out of it. What did you use when you were in the Philippines then? Gluta, I forgot the brand.

Starting point is 00:50:07 Gluten-free, what? Something gluten. That is how you turn into a white person. You want to be gluten-free? It's like an orange soap. Was it expensive? Gluta orange soap, put that in. Gluta orange soap, and then you would rub it

Starting point is 00:50:22 on your skin every day? Yeah, every day. It worked for other people you saw like, oh, Sabrina. Like my friends, they were so, that one, the brightening. Lemon, brightening lemon. That one, kojic, yeah. That one?

Starting point is 00:50:34 Yeah. Both, yeah. How much is it? 50 bucks. Wow. On sugarbaby.co. Yeah. You think that would make me disappear?

Starting point is 00:50:44 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. make me disappear? Yeah. Suicide by breaking through. Can we order some? Yeah, let's order them. We can order some. What are we gonna do with that? I'm gonna use it on one hand. You're pretty light, dude.

Starting point is 00:50:56 Yeah. Oh, you think so? You're very light. I'm very light, okay. For an ethnic, I'm pretty light. You're very light. I was thinking about that the other day. Well, I'm very light, kind of uppity in that way.

Starting point is 00:51:05 You don't even look yellow, you just look white. Thank you, and that's the best compliment you ever get. Well, maybe this will help. Oh yeah. Brightening lemon, turmeric, and kojic acid soap. But let's say you, let's suppose, let's say there was a time machine. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:21 And you went to 16th century China. No thanks. I know, but this is a scenario. Oh, okay, yeah. Okay. I know where I went. Okay, so you're in 16th century China, you're confused, right?

Starting point is 00:51:32 And there's peasants and that, but if you ran into me, be real, would you think I was a part of like the, you know what I mean, the empire, like you know what I mean, royal, or would you think I was an immigrant? Well based on- Or like a peasant, I mean.

Starting point is 00:51:43 Based on your weight, I would think you're of superior. Well, cause they do say if you were a little chunky, that means you ate well and you had money. That's not a comp, that's not an insult. No, no, I like it. Right, like I would be seen as poor peasant because I'm thin and in shape. They'd go, this is a poor peasant worker boy.

Starting point is 00:52:02 Oh, I see. But you're rotund and they'd go, this guy eats. Well, he is royalty. He is clearly of some sort of hierarchy class. Carlos, peasant boy. Yeah. Peasant boy. I'd probably sound, I'd probably go, hello.

Starting point is 00:52:17 Oh my God, sexy. I'm eating like bread. No, a plum. A plum. You always have a plum. Hello. Mm, little plum boy. That's what they call you in town.

Starting point is 00:52:26 Would you like to see my concubines? Yeah. My collection of concubines. Yes, I would love to see them. My little plum boy. What about her, if we ran into her? Yes, royal. Witch.

Starting point is 00:52:39 I like that. Clear witch. Yeah, clear witch. Clear? What are those photos? Oh, just looking up. Okay, look at that one. French people. Yeah, zoom it on that? What are those photos? Oh, just looking up. Okay, look at that one. Yeah, zoom it up.

Starting point is 00:52:47 This is a rich guy in ancient China. Dude, that's me. There you are. Hat off. Just a little bit more beard hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's genuinely you. That's genuinely me.

Starting point is 00:52:56 I'd wear that hat and everything. Oh my God, look, right there in the writing. It says Bobby Lee in the writing. Yeah, yeah. That's beautiful. Wow, that's beautiful. If you could take a time machine, when would you go back to. Wow, that's beautiful. If you could take a time machine, when would you go back to?

Starting point is 00:53:08 Oh, that's interesting. And I look like me? You're Bobby Lee right now. Oh, so Bobby Lee time machine. And no one would know you in this past. I mean, this is, you're not, you. I would not get in that time machine. There isn't an era that I wanna go to.

Starting point is 00:53:23 This is the best my people have ever had it. But I think you specifically would thrive. In what? In like the late sixties, early seventies. In America. The cultural revolution. I'd be in San Francisco. That's what I mean.

Starting point is 00:53:37 Yeah, yeah. I think you'd be like- I would just stand up. Will you be a music, no, I see. I think you'd be a musician. You'd be a super popular musician. All right. Making like funk and fucking like intergalactic. You wanna have a good time baby every day.

Starting point is 00:53:51 Yes. Right. See. Everybody peace. Yes. Whoa, dude. I think you would be an intergalactic electronica. Intergalactic love going down every day.

Starting point is 00:54:04 Here's kind of a- That's me, dude. This is it. That's me, dude. Every day. Intergalactic love. Right? That's me, dude.

Starting point is 00:54:12 Johnny Pandora. That's me, dude. Intergalactic- That guy gets no pussy, dude. What do you mean? After that show, he goes on Malone at the hotel. He does. Right?

Starting point is 00:54:20 You don't think he gets pussy? I think he gets pussy. 100%. 100%. Okay, okay. Look at the hair. That's now, though. But in the 60s, I don't know how that would? 100%. I think he gets pussy. 100%. Okay. Look at the hair. That's now though.

Starting point is 00:54:27 But in the sixties, I don't know how that would play. You would have crushed. Okay, good. Late sixties, early seventies. I'm telling you. Really? The cultural revolution, the hippie revolution in Northern California, you would have been it, man.

Starting point is 00:54:36 You'd have been it. Yeah, but why can't I just do shows with like Lenny Bruce and do standup? It wouldn't have worked. Why? I just don't know if, I just don't think referentially it would work. My style. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:50 Your style is too... Too wild. Too wild. Okay. Like Lenny was like a beat poet. Yeah. You have to be a musician to let your freak flag fly. Oh here, let's go.

Starting point is 00:55:02 You're in a jazz club. Let's hear some comedic poetry. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like. That was it. So I was like trying to commit, but I didn't know what the fuck. I said Liverpool, what else did I say? Come down to the street. Come down to the street, be my parents. How about you, you do it. No. Bum bum bum bum bum.

Starting point is 00:55:54 Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Corporate white man. Killing us. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum us with their rules. That's what, that's that. There's a good. And their shoes. Cut your hair.

Starting point is 00:56:12 I don't care where do I need to be where I am. Very good. See, I would have been in. That just sounds like the worst. You and I. We'd get eaten alive. We wouldn't even go to that show. I would have been in. That just sounds like the worst, you and I. We'd get eaten alive. We wouldn't even go to that show. It would have killed us.

Starting point is 00:56:28 We would have been like, boring. Yeah, it would have been bad. Show us your dick. You think you'd show your butthole in the set? Oh, imagine what would happen. You'd get arrested. Like with Lenny. Yeah, you and Lenny.

Starting point is 00:56:39 He's like, what are you in for, man? Saying your truth. No, I showed my butthole to the audience. What, do you think he would like it or no? Nah. You wouldn't like it? Nah. Wow.

Starting point is 00:56:50 He'd be like, hey man, I'm at this hack in prison. I know I'd be a hack. Showing your butthole back then, when he's doing his thing? But no Asians ever done that before. Well, I guess that's breaking the mold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe you would be king shit back then.

Starting point is 00:57:03 Yeah. Cause they were like, you can't believe this kid's wild, man, he has his butthole. Inside of his butthole. Inside. He's Asian. Whoa, is it sideways? Yeah, wow.

Starting point is 00:57:14 Everybody turns their head when they see your butthole. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Do you know anything about the beatnik era? Nope. Yeah. And you don't know any of the music.

Starting point is 00:57:22 She didn't know who. Bob Dylan. Last week we said Bob Dylan. Yeah, you don't know who Bob Dylan was, yeah. Blew my mind. any of them music. She didn't know who. Bob Dylan. Last week we said Bob Dylan. Yeah, you didn't know who Bob Dylan was, yeah. Blew my mind. It blows my mind. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Starting point is 00:57:30 You know, it's all gonna go away. It's all gonna go away. I'm almost 53. You're gonna be 53 soon, kiddo. What do you want for your birthday, speaking of which? Well, I remember when I got you. Yeah, I do. I got you a bunch of shit.

Starting point is 00:57:41 You got me a watch case and you got me a rangefinder. Yeah. Very nice. Well, you didn't, I mean, your assistant did. I got me a watch case and you got me a range finder. Yeah. Very nice. Well, you didn't, I mean, your assistant did. I got it for you. Okay. So, you know, I've rolled all that, how much that is. Oh, you rolled.

Starting point is 00:57:52 No, I have. Okay. So I just want ballpark, whatever that is, you get me. How much did you spend? Grand. You spent a thousand dollars? Yeah, so whatever that ballpark, you get me whatever. If it's like a thousand dollars worth of Kit so whatever that ballpark, you can give me whatever.

Starting point is 00:58:05 If it's like a thousand dollars worth of Kit Kats, give me Kit Kats. But I want all of it. I gotta be honest with you. I've already gotten you your gift. It's at a thousand dollars. It's a gift card to Panda Express for a thousand dollars. That's great.

Starting point is 00:58:19 You got it, you're gonna be going a lot. I'm good, I love it. Is that okay? Yeah, cause I love their Kung Pao chicken. It's pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:28 You know what? You know my favorite thing to do, by the way, lately. Should I have a party? For your birthday? A dinner. No, you gotta have a dinner. Okay, should I have a dinner? Yeah, we gotta have a big dinner.

Starting point is 00:58:37 You know what we should do? What? Have a part, well, I was gonna say have a party here, but that's probably a bad idea. No, I don't think 53 is a milestone. I think when I do my 60, I'll do a big one. Buddy, you're not. You're not gonna make it 60?

Starting point is 00:58:51 No, yes you will. No, 53 is big, man. It's an angel number. 53 is the smallest prime number that does not divide in the order of any sporadic group. Oh, here's what I wanna talk to you about. This is what I want to, you got me in a conundrum. Well, it sounds like it.

Starting point is 00:59:09 You got me in one. Go ahead. It's the pressure of doing a special now. Yeah, he texted me, this guy. That's just like. He texts me and he says, I don't like this pressure. I said, what pressure are you talking about? I said, don't push, let it go, you know,

Starting point is 00:59:25 let it happen on its own. Well, they came to this club. Yeah. They didn't come to the club, they came and they're like, we need to sit down with you. Who do we need to talk about? That where it's gonna be, what we expect it, what it to look like, you know what I mean, this and that.

Starting point is 00:59:37 It just, it just like, it just made it so fucking real. There is no pressure. Okay. It's also not for a holy calendar year. Okay, that's right. And you know what? What? You're prepared.

Starting point is 00:59:49 I'm ready. You're ready? Yeah, yeah. You deserve it. I deserve it. People deserve it. But here's why I fucked up. I should have done one a long time.

Starting point is 00:59:57 That's right. Do you know why? When because I've held out this long, I feel like there's way more expectation on it. No. Is that not true more expectation on it. No. Is that not true? No? Probably.

Starting point is 01:00:08 No. Oh, thank you, Carlos. You don't think so? Carlos, you are such a fucking- You're a piece of shit. I mean, it's the truth, dude. No! Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what?

Starting point is 01:00:17 Let me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is good. This is good, this is good. No, no, really. Right, people don't believe it's gonna happen. Right. Well, I signed the contract. Sure, but the America doesn't- Do you think I can pull out?

Starting point is 01:00:28 Am I- You sure could? How could you not? It's a year away. They haven't paid you a dime. You don't get paid until you shoot it. So if they didn't give you any money, you can always leave. Okay.

Starting point is 01:00:38 Which you should not do. I'm gonna do it. People are excited for you to do it. I 100% wanna do it. What do you think you might call your special? My first special. Perfect. Why can't it be?

Starting point is 01:00:48 I just said perfect. Or first time. No, I think what you just said was good. My first special. My first special. Yeah. But when the posters show up, people will be like, oh, this is going to be a big deal. Well, you know what you should call it?

Starting point is 01:01:01 My last special. That's funny. That's actually funny. My last special. My last special. Yeah, that call it? My last special. That's funny. That's actually funny. My last special. My last special. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. My last special. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:01:10 See, you're so good with words. Yeah, I'm smart. You're very smart. What do you guys think of that? I like it. You like it? My last special? Yeah, ask the foreigner and the lunatic and-

Starting point is 01:01:18 Or dumpling. What? Dumpling. It says the fucking Korg. He looks like a space bird. All right, let's talk. When you also called me, you said you want me to help you buy a new car.

Starting point is 01:01:28 And I said, we gotta do it. We gotta get you a new car. Oh yeah, I need a new car. So let's take an audience vote. Let's have the audience write in what they think Bobby should be driving now, genuinely. And based on the audience, truly, we'll do a poll and whatever they pick, you gotta buy.

Starting point is 01:01:42 Does that sound fun? Well, I like the one I have right now. What do I have right now? You have a Hyundai, a Genesis. A Genesis Hyundai. No, no, no, just a Genesis. You just need a lot of guy rails, you know, like an Armored thing.

Starting point is 01:01:52 Oh. A tank. What was the car you just had about Lamborghinis? I gotta buy a fucking Lamborghini. And then you said a Mercedes what? You said you wanted a luxury car. I said you either do BMW or Mercedes, if you want a luxury branded car.

Starting point is 01:02:04 But then I said, if you, you wanted it, but you want a sedan or an SUV. I want a small little sports car. Yeah, that he said a sports car. So I was trying to pick what's a good little sports car for him. So audience at home, what's a good little sport, like a Honda S 2000, that's fun.

Starting point is 01:02:19 Yeah, but I want something that's How appropriate would it be for you to have a rice rocket? Like lower it and all that stuff. Just like a little, yeah, wouldn't it be so cool? That'd be cool. I'd something that's... How appropriate would it be for you to have a rice rocket? Like lower it and all that stuff? Just like a little, yeah, wouldn't it be so cool? That'd be cool. I'd love that. Look up a Honda S2000. When I was young, I thought this was the coolest

Starting point is 01:02:32 fucking car on earth. Look at that thing. Rrrrrrrrr the, I don't like the- What? When it's convertible. Oh, you don't want a drop top? I want a real top. A hard top. Give me a hard top one. You wouldn't want a drop top car?

Starting point is 01:02:52 I don't like drop top. You don't want your beautiful hair waiting- No, I hate it. In the wind? No, no, no. It's gonna break. What do you mean it's gonna break? I'm gonna not know how to do it

Starting point is 01:03:00 and it's gonna rain and all of a sudden it's- Oh, right. Well, you'll leave the roof open 100%. That is a fact. That. How fun is that? That roof open 100%. That is a fact. That. How fun is that? That's cool. How much is that?

Starting point is 01:03:09 Well, they don't make them anymore. These are old. This is from the early 2000s. Oh, fuck. You can bid on this one for- 27 grand. But is there a, they don't make new ones of those? No, I don't think there's any new Honda S2000.

Starting point is 01:03:20 I mean, they make something like it, I imagine. No, the Genesis I have, that's not a Hyundai? Hyundai is the parent company. Okay. It's Genesis. So give me a Genesis, a brand new Genesis, see what they look like. Maybe I'll get a Genesis. You can do.

Starting point is 01:03:32 Genesis is Hyundai's like luxury brand. Okay. Right, there you go. Here in the G70 right now, I think that's- Yeah, I'm not gonna matte it last time. No, don't matte it. But look at all tonight, that's a slick car, man. That's pretty good.

Starting point is 01:03:44 Not that one, that's a Hyundai, bud. Just write Genesis, not Hyundai, dude. Get Hyundai out of there. Just Genesis. And then- What's that? I like that. That's what you have. That's the smaller one of what you have.

Starting point is 01:03:53 Okay. Go to the website for Genesis. We're gonna kill most of this anyway. Yeah, we'll kill it. Hold on. I just wanna see which ones might, look, that's Fly. That's Fly, dude. That's a G80 and it's electric.

Starting point is 01:04:04 Do you want electric? I don't want electric. No, you want gas. Good for you, look at that's fly. That's fly dude. That's a G80 and it's electric. Do you want electric? I don't want electric. No, you want gas, good for you man. I like gas. What's that? Magma, shmegma, that's the shmegma. The all new Hyundai shmegma. What is under your skin?

Starting point is 01:04:17 Okay, good, I'm gonna get that maybe. You know where Hyundai is made? Korea. Korea. Yeah. So we should get you a Korean car. I'm gonna get a Korean car. Foolish for you to not. Yeah. You know why get you a Korean car. I'm going to get a Korean car. Foolish for you to not.

Starting point is 01:04:26 Yeah. You know why I drive German cars, right? Why? Well. Exactly. Yeah. Because you're Italian. Yeah, that's right.

Starting point is 01:04:34 Okay. Yeah. Because I can't afford Italian cars. Yeah. Or Mars or something. I had bug bites all over my leg. In the Midwest, there's this thing going on. This is so gross.

Starting point is 01:04:42 We have cicadas. You know what cicadas are? I love them. No, you don't know, do you? Nope. This is so wild, only people that know, cicadas are these things that come out. Are they like- Look at this, that's what they fucking look like. Oh my God, alien looking. Wait, this is weird, you've never, you don't know cicadas.

Starting point is 01:04:53 Yeah, they are alien, they live underground for like- Oh my God, look at that thing. Seven years. Seven years, they come out every, no, is it more than that, isn't it? I think it's seven. Weren't there so much cicadas during early summer? Where, not here, we don't have cicadas during early summer? Where? Not here.

Starting point is 01:05:05 We don't have cicadas. No, not here, somewhere. Well, all over the country, but look, two to seven years, they bury themselves underground. Look, tell me this is not fucking, this is- I'm listening to you. Dinosaur alien shit. I love it. Then every two or seven years, they just come back out

Starting point is 01:05:19 and they breed and they de-shell. So these little shells of their body are left all over the place. And they breed and they make this like, do a cicada, do cicada noise when they're all together. It's like this, like, no, it's like a hum though, because there's so many of these are, vroom, vroom, vroom.

Starting point is 01:05:35 It's so alien. Do the sound of it. Do YouTube cicada sound. So back home, they're everywhere, and then they bury, and they leave these like little mites and shit in their eggs, and then they bite you. Oh shit. Yeah, they're everywhere. And then they bury and they leave these like little mites and shit in their eggs and then they bite you. Oh shit. Yeah, they're gross.

Starting point is 01:05:49 You got Lyme disease? I got Lyme's. Wow. I got orange disease too. Look at my hair. Here, hold on. Listen. It literally sounds like running water all day.

Starting point is 01:06:00 And you can just see them flying around all day. Listen how loud that is. Wow. But you know what's even scarier noise? Have you heard of the trumpets? Little tiny trumps? No. Oh.

Starting point is 01:06:14 No. Yeah. Eric and Baron. You ever seen them? Eric, Baron. They're very good people. Very good people on both sides. So in these, no, I'm telling you,

Starting point is 01:06:29 in remote places where there's no city, no planes, nothing, right? The sound of angelic trumpets. What are you talking about? Look it up then. Angelic trumpets in remote areas? Remote areas, yeah. Aaaaa are being heard around the world. This is from six years ago.

Starting point is 01:06:54 It says, now go to the first comment. It's fake. They're all fake. They're all fake. Well, who says that? Everybody. All the videos are saying it's fake. What about the Appalachian? Here we go. Maybe that. What's happening with the Appal saying it's fake. What about the Appalachian?

Starting point is 01:07:05 Here we go. Maybe that's what's happening with the Appalachian. What's going on with Appalachian right now? No, I don't know how to pronounce it, but Appalachian Mountains, Appalachia. Appalachia. Yeah, we got you the first time we fucking. God, get her some of that white cream. But on TikTok, they're saying like, it's really like the lore on that is really scary. And like, you hear like voices when you hike and- Oh, up in the Appalachian mountain range.

Starting point is 01:07:34 Yeah. Yeah. They do say that they're very haunted. That I have heard. That's where my dad's from. Seriously. They do say that the Appalachian mountains are home to a lot of ghostly, haunted, seriously. You know where they think most of those people are? Civil War deaths.

Starting point is 01:07:52 Whoa, that's insane. They think that the souls have retreated to the mountain range. Can you imagine if they won? Oh, I wouldn't be here. What a dream. So good. You don't really mean that. No, there is this post I saw that Bobby liked.

Starting point is 01:08:17 What did you like? No women. What is this? No women, no alcohol, no drugs, no smoking, no party, no entertainment, no video games, no distractions, no fast food, no hookups, no scrolling, no Netflix, no junk food, no negative people. This place is something different. They removed everything that's not making men grow.

Starting point is 01:08:37 When you enter the- So no Bobby Lee? No. That's everything you. That's all you. How do you know that I liked it? It says it right there, but liked by Bobby Lee. I know, but stop doing that. That's everything you. That's all you. How do you know that I liked it? It says it right there, but liked by Bobby Lee. I know, but stop doing that.

Starting point is 01:08:48 That's so private. It's so intrusive. Instagram shows what you like. But don't look. I see what you like all the time. I know, but don't look. Don't look and don't like. How?

Starting point is 01:08:57 If the thing comes up in my feed. Yeah, but don't bring it up. It's so personal. Like, yeah, I like that. I want that. I want to be there. Well, let's go. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:04 I want a place where I can just kind of detach and just, you know what I mean? I know you're laughing, McCone, because you're not my age, you're young, vibrant. You got your whole life in front of me, but I have baggage. I have things that I'm dealing with, all right? What else?

Starting point is 01:09:20 This does look great. The Bali time chamber. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are there other things that I like that you've seen? What else does he like? I mean, I, let's see. No, it doesn't show you what you like. Okay, how'd you know that I like that one?

Starting point is 01:09:33 Because it popped up on my algorithm and it said liked by Bobby Lee. Because there's- But why is it in your algorithm? You're in my, I mean, everything, because we're all together. I see shit that you like all the time. Okay.

Starting point is 01:09:44 I see shit that he likes all the time and it's fucking scary. It's scary. It suggests stuff to me and I'm like, no, thank you. The one who was like build your own glory hole at home. Oh. Why would you need that? Why would you need that?

Starting point is 01:09:54 Yeah. Oh, here's this Asian woman who sells houses for single people. Love this woman. House folder single. In time legend, Donald K. Kanto panel.

Starting point is 01:10:02 Build a mirror basin. Body room, by the room. Flow to ceiling windows. You like treating contest. Kylie Jen Dalak, Kanto Pinal, Biltamiro Basin, Baru Mo, Bideru Mo, Floor 2 ceiling windows, Eli Kocetin-Kentos, Aisie Shaposh Kurabami. Oh, she's speaking English. What?

Starting point is 01:10:14 Oh my, I just got that. Do it again. House 4, the single. Oh, House 4, oh, I literally thought you were speaking Chinese, did you? It says it right there. I know, I was just watching her and watching the house actually.

Starting point is 01:10:34 Wow, can I ask you something about that? I thought about buying that. Like a little single man? Yeah, but where do you put it? I mean, where would you put it? Yeah. Probably in the front yard of your current home. Just have two houses.

Starting point is 01:10:47 It's a tiny little thing. It's like a little- Right, you know, but can you buy, you know, to get one of those, do you have to buy land and then put that on the land? I would imagine this is in a community, in a tiny home community where they all are, or you have to find a place to put it.

Starting point is 01:10:59 Would that be interesting, huh? Do you want to do that? To buy a little land and get three of those things? But then- And connect them? Oh, oh, for friends. Yeah, that'd be interesting, huh? Do you wanna do that? To buy a little land and get three of those things? But then- And connect them? Oh, oh, for friends. Yeah, that'd be fun, no? Or you could just live in a regular house. That's true, that's true.

Starting point is 01:11:11 Yeah, that's right. That's true, that's true. That's right, that's right. I like that a little bit. All right, Rudy, if you have nothing else to contribute right now, if you have nothing else that's burning inside of you that you need to get off your chest.

Starting point is 01:11:20 Well, we moved houses. I know, it makes me so sad. Wait, what do you mean? Like we're not in the current house anymore Where are you guys farther? Where away from me away from here away from Los Angeles? Mm-hmm. You moved out of LA. Mm-hmm good She that's fine. Do you like is it a big or a small room? Um It's about the same but the drive to here is really far.

Starting point is 01:11:46 Oh wow. I'm sorry. Alright, so you moved and you're, it's okay. You like it? I like it a lot. Have you decorated your room? No, I'm too tired. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Well, um, take us out. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Starting point is 01:12:01 Perfect.

Bad Friends - Rudy Has A Seizure

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