Bad Friends - Shaka Spirit & ComicCon Nerds

Starting point is 00:00:00 Travel better with Air Canada. You can enjoy free beer, wine, and premium snacks in economy class. Now extended to flights within Canada and the U.S. Cheers to taking off this summer. More details at aircanada.com. Hey, bad friends. I am on tour this fall coming to see you. I'm all over the place. We're adding shows. We're adding dates. I am so excited. In between Bobby and I going to Australia and New Zealand, I'm going to be going everywhere, man. I'm going all over the place. We're adding shows, we're adding dates. I am so excited. In between Bobby and I going to Australia and New Zealand, I'm going to be going everywhere, man. I'm going all over the place. I'm going to Indiana, I'm going to Ohio, I'm going back home to Chicago, I'm going to Oklahoma,

Starting point is 00:00:33 I'm going to Omaha, Nebraska. I am going to Charlotte, Atlanta, you name it. I'm there. Kansas City, Cleveland. I am there. Come see me in Boston, in St. Louis, in Grand Rapids. Come on and see your boy. Go to AndrewSantino.com.

Starting point is 00:00:47 For those tickets, AndrewSantino.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. I got a movie offer to go to Budapest.

Starting point is 00:00:55 Yeah, yeah, I know. I told you to take it. No, I don't know if I'm going to do it. You have to take it. There's no money. I know you have to take it. I know you have to take it. I know you have to take it. I know you have to take it. I know you have to take it. I know you have to take it. I got a movie offer to go to Budapest. Yeah, yeah, I know. I told you to take it.

Starting point is 00:01:06 No, I don't know if I'm gonna do it. You have to take it. There's no money. I know, but it's still like, is it, who's in it? Marmaduke's Lickamoo. Dude, she's on fire. They. Oh, they are on fire, but Marmaduke and Sickamoo though.

Starting point is 00:01:22 Sickamoo's not, Sickamoo's a boy. Sickamoo's a boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Marmaduke is there. Marmaduke is there. Toto Candy isn't it, right? She got cut. Oh, Toto Candy got cut, dude. But Toto, did you see her in Delivery of Mine?

Starting point is 00:01:35 One or two. Delivery of Mine, two I think. Yeah, that was two. The second one was in Portuguese, right? Yeah. I like that they don't- But Toto. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.

Starting point is 00:01:46 I mean, she played a wolf. And dude. So good. The best wolf you've ever seen in your life. Yeah. Woof. Woof. Amazing.

Starting point is 00:01:55 Do we ever show that video of that girl who let the wolves lick the inside of her mouth? Look, there's a video of it. She'll open her mouth. Wolf kissing. Ew, yucky! Yeah. Look! Did she catch? She dope but the mouth licking.

Starting point is 00:02:11 She dope? Would have threw up everywhere. Please don't watch 3 minutes 4 seconds in. Ugh. Well that's a wild wolf. Straight up. Straight up. So anyway. For those of you watching. Yeah, the wolf licked my mouth. So what?

Starting point is 00:02:29 I love wolves. That's Toto. That's the girl we were talking about. Oh yeah yeah yeah, there she is, Toto. Movie. She's very good. So I don't know if you've been to Comic Con, but that's my first and last time I'll tell you that right now.

Starting point is 00:02:40 Well you went and you were with my friends, which I love, two of my dearest friends in the world. I love them so much, yeah. And you know, have you been to Comic-Con? Oh my Lord. Once. You have? One time I went, Comedy Central paid me to go down

Starting point is 00:02:52 and I had to do the intros for the workaholics guys. They were doing like a thing, I had to go down and do that and it was so embarrassing. So embarrassing. So I'll tell you what you see, and it's a wonderful thing. And I just have to say, it's a beautiful thing you watch. You see different varieties of your favorite characters. I saw Spinal Biff with a Spider-Man.

Starting point is 00:03:12 Yeah, right? I saw Fat Laura Croft. Are you sure? Yeah, it was Fat Laura Croft. Are you sure? Yeah, because I was like, she doesn't raid tombs. She raids the refrigerator. I know Fat Laura Croft. And then I swear to God, and this doesn't raid tombs, she raids the refrigerator. I know fat Lord Trump. And then I swear to God, and this doesn't sound mean,

Starting point is 00:03:29 but this actually happened. So during the day I'm smoking a cigarette because I had to do a bunch of events, right? I'm outside and I see maybe a four or five year old boy, I'm pretty sure it was a boy, in a Batman outfit, in a carriage. Mom was, you know what I mean, rolling. Right. And the kid was doing this.

Starting point is 00:03:46 I don't know what he had. I don't know, maybe he was excited, but he was going like this. He was going, ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge like that, right? And I, no, I'm not, it's not a joke. I'm not making fun.

Starting point is 00:03:57 I'm not laughing. Yeah, he was going, ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge ge right, right? And then I heard the mom go, we're almost there, Batman. And I go, that's not Batman! That's a bat! Okay?

Starting point is 00:04:10 Filipino bat. Filipino bat, all right. That's what I saw. No, but why did you? It's literally what I saw. You didn't, all these characters you described, it just sounds like you were at Kill Tony. So funny, dude.

Starting point is 00:04:25 All right, here's another thing that I noticed what you do at Comic-Con. I do, but let's be nice. Because a lot of our friends and family. We love them. Here's the deal. Comic-Con brings out the best. The best of insults.

Starting point is 00:04:40 The best of the insults. They're the ones that don't shoot up things. Star Wars saved their lives. Yeah. What if I don't wanna do this? Is Comic-Con like anime expo? Yes. Yes. It's down in San Diego.

Starting point is 00:04:56 It's been going on for, I don't know, 30, 40 years now. I have no idea, but people dress up. That's fun. Images of Comic-Con, it is really fun. I have a couple more things I have to get off my chest. I'm sorry, we'll talk about what it is. No, roll me up. I gotta get off my chest, okay?

Starting point is 00:05:09 But show her images while he tells it so she can see what it's like. Look at that. So this week, who was there? It was, Deadpool was there. So I guess Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds did Thursday or something. Oh wow.

Starting point is 00:05:24 Robert Downey Jr.? Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. was there. What is he promoting? He's playing Doctor, now they, MCU universe. Yeah. He's now Doctor Doom. Yeah. Wow. He's now Doctor Doom.

Starting point is 00:05:36 And so I was there for the movie, I'm on Borderlands. Okay. And so what I noticed, what I do is, when you're there at Comic-Con and you're at a party you find yourself lying all the time. Yeah, so I'll give you an example I'm at a party. Okay, like the entertainment weekly party. Yes kid comes out Right, yeah, and they go I'm big fat. Oh, yeah, what do you do? Yeah, I'm in Rings of Power and then you Yeah. And they go, I'm big fan. I go, yeah, what do you do? Dude, I'm in Rings of Power.

Starting point is 00:06:06 And then you have to go, it's a good show. Oh, I love Rings of Power. Oh my goodness, the arrows. Oh. The arrows are surrealistic and also the trees. Well, the rings are probably the best. And the rings are so good. Wow.

Starting point is 00:06:16 Oh, you're so good. So good. Yeah, oh my, it's the best show I've ever seen. You have to constantly do that. Right. You know what I mean? Like, oh my God. Or, you could just not.

Starting point is 00:06:25 Let me try. Okay, ready? You're the guy. Hey, oh man. No. Bad friends. No, no. Oh, I love you guys.

Starting point is 00:06:32 No, no, no, you got the rules wrong. Dude, I love you guys. You got the rules wrong. You're the one that has to lie. Okay, you're the guy. Oh God, damn dude. All right. Shaka.

Starting point is 00:06:42 Yeah, yeah, shaka it out, dude. Sh, sh, sh, sh. Oh, dude, Santino, man, Firefly, what's up, Red? Man, I'm spinning, hold on one second. Oh, you're the DJ? Hey, dude, anyway, love Bad Friends. Uh-huh, yeah, thank you, dog. Oh, me?

Starting point is 00:06:57 I'm in, no, no, me, I'm in the new Star Wars thing. Security. Yeah, Blank Eyes. I'm in Blank eyes, Star Wars. Oh, what are you in? Blank eyes. Blind guys? Blank eyes. Oh, blank eyes.

Starting point is 00:07:11 Yeah, yeah. Oh, I haven't seen it. Oh, you would say that. Take it easy. Oh, you don't lie. Why would you say that? You're right. You haven't seen it.

Starting point is 00:07:19 Why I lie, you lie. No, you don't lie. Don't lie then. I just learned that. No, you know what though? You probably made him feel good. And he's listening by the way, he's a fan. No, but here he, this kid, okay, he lives in Perth.

Starting point is 00:07:33 Are we playing Perth? We are playing Perth. All right, so he is one of the main kids in the eyes of the power, what's it? Oh yeah, ring rings. Yeah, ring rings. Look it up. Yeah, the ring of power.

Starting point is 00:07:44 He's in the Hills Have Eyes? Yeah, he's Look it up. Yeah, the ring of power. He's in the Hills Have Eyes? Yeah, he's the kid in, he has the rings of power. And he, I said, so I gave him my number, so when we're in Perth, we're gonna bring him to the show. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah. Last thing I wanna say is, also you just realized, I'm just, we're not, what?

Starting point is 00:07:59 Is that him? Yeah, that's him. Cool. Good kid. Tyrone, well how do you, zoom in, how do you say his name? Yeah, yeah, that's him for sure. How old is he? Shut's him. Cool. Good kid. Tyrone, well, how do you zoom in? How do you say his name? Yeah, yeah, that's him for sure. How old is he?

Starting point is 00:08:07 He's a kid. Hey, relax. Relax. You know what she's- That's why I'm asking. Don't. You're not- I know what you're doing. You little pervert. What are you, the fucking Filipino Leo?

Starting point is 00:08:16 How old? How do you say his name? Tyrone Mahaffedin? Yeah, good kid. You know, isn't that- That's not Filipino. Sure I know. Do you think he's hot? He's cute. Yeah he's a good-looking kid. And you were? He's young. No. Oh you wouldn't? How old is that kid? How old is Tufayamakka? 18. Yeah. Oh, too young.

Starting point is 00:08:39 Yeah, you're only three, two years older than him. That's still weird. I don't want to be a cougar Wow, yeah, okay. Hello. Yeah, what's a Filipino cougar? Yeah a wombat what is it? Okay, here's the last thing I want to talk about and then we'll move on no we can do more couple more Was Kevin Hart there? Yeah, he was and this is I'm not kidding you I Didn't see him, but he was maybe three feet away from me. No, an army comes in first. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:13 Right? He's got a bubble of an army and he's in the middle. Did he say hi at all? No. Nothing, no. He comes in, does all the pressing. I was literally five feet away from him. And I was trying to look through his bodyguard

Starting point is 00:09:27 so that I can find a space. You know, me through like, and then go look through like an armpit or whatever and go, what's up, man? You know what I mean? Couldn't even find that. Wow. Right. Then he leaves.

Starting point is 00:09:38 Then Edgar Ramirez is on the line. He's awesome. Yeah, he's great. And I go, hey man, you know what I mean? Because I was behind the camp people interviewing him. He goes, hey, and he kind of went, do I? And then he goes, oh yeah, it was like one of those. And then-

Starting point is 00:09:53 He didn't know you were in the movie? Jamie was there too in the building, didn't see her once. Really? Dude, I'm telling you right now. Did they hid these people? I'm gonna say something, because there was two groups. Did you see the robot? Yeah, the robot was there, Dan.

Starting point is 00:10:06 The robot was there. That's somebody I really wanna- Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so what I realized is there was two groups. There was the main group. Stars. The stars, and then there was like, uh. People in the movie.

Starting point is 00:10:18 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hair, makeup, you know what I mean? People in the movie, right? And so then after they left, then we did the thing. Right. But we were separated. Is that when you texted me?

Starting point is 00:10:31 What'd I say? Yeah. You want me to say it? No. Why? You texted me and I called you immediately because I know when he texts me, I know when he's in a mood,

Starting point is 00:10:40 and he just wrote, I feel like a loser. And it hurt my heart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I called you immediately, and I was like, I feel like a loser. And it hurt my heart. So I called you immediately and I was like, what are you talking about? What's going on? And then you need to get that out of your head. Yeah, I know. Cause you're a superstar.

Starting point is 00:10:54 I was driving to San Diego. They had my own car. They picked me up from my house. Love it. Driving down my shades on like Tony Stark. You know what I mean? And then by the end, you know what I mean? Just, you know, like, you just, you know,

Starting point is 00:11:08 cause it just, what's so funny man? What was that, were you Batman? What were you? What were you? Yeah. Yeah. By the end I'm Batman. I'm Batman.

Starting point is 00:11:17 No, but cause then you go to the parties. I went to two parties. And then once, you know, I ended up going, playing Jenga at the IG party, not Instagram, IGN. It's a video game company. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was a corner and there was a bunch of like, don't wanna make fun of them, good guys,

Starting point is 00:11:35 because I became friends with them, all of them. They were all nerds. Yeah. You know what I mean? Hey buddy, what's going on, man? You know what I mean? It's Comic Con. What?

Starting point is 00:11:44 It's Comic Con. That's all there. It's coming on? It's Comic Con, it's only now. Don't say words like that. Yeah, yeah, what's going on? Yeah, you know me what it's coming come. That's all it's coming on It's coming con is only don't say words like that. Yeah, that's what he says when he comes on his wife. It's coming Come it's coming. Oh Andres is coming coming coming She's like no come on. No, see see see see see see see see it's coming can right so these nerds were like Hey, man, you, is come a can. Right, so these nerds were like, hey man, you wanna play Jenga? I swear to God. Why not?

Starting point is 00:12:08 There's probably hours of videos out there of me playing Jenga with people. I played Jenga all night long. Did you win? I won one. Hell yeah. And I lost one. Hell yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:18 Right, but what a game. I never even heard of it before. Shut the fuck up, you've never. I didn't know, I'll go, I thought they were building something. Well, they are. No, but they were taking away. That's right.

Starting point is 00:12:27 But then you rebuild on top. This is the story of life. That's the story of life. Dude, that's so good. Give us, take it away. It all falls down. Shaka dude, shaka. Shaka, shaka.

Starting point is 00:12:34 Yeah, so I played Jenga all night and then the Entertainment Weekly party last night. That's the hot one. It's like the real people are there. There's the Deadpool people. There's, what is it's the rings of power people. And I wanna say some things about them, I will not, okay? I will not.

Starting point is 00:12:52 I just, the arrogance, but I will not. But then there was this half Chinese, half white dude. Handsome, but he looked like maybe like a Wolverine, but he wasn't Wolverine. And he goes, hey man, I'm in Mortal Kombat. I go, okay, relax, dude. And he goes- He's Liu Kang?

Starting point is 00:13:11 No, so I'm also in Deadpool. Wow. And I go, cool. And he goes, I'm a huge fan of Bad Friends, and I just, can I please take a photo? So I got some of that. Love that guy. Yeah, yeah, I love that guy.

Starting point is 00:13:21 Louis Tan? Yeah, yeah, look, look, yeah, yeah, put images. There he is, dude. Oh, wow, that guy's so fucking handsome. This dude right here, oh my God. Holy shit. This dude right here, dude, hugged the shit out of my body, dude.

Starting point is 00:13:31 Hey, hey, take it away, I'm gonna come. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come. Take it away, come, come, come, come, come, come. Look at him, that dude right there, dude, oh my God. He's gorgeous, this guy. This guy's great.

Starting point is 00:13:43 Pissing me off. And he gets it, this guy gets it. Pussy, yeah, he gets a lot of it. He gets a lot of pussy, but he also, he's gorgeous this guy this guy's great pissing me off and he gets it this guy gets it Well pussy yeah, he gets a lot of it. He gets a lot pussy, but he also he body his body is very good What do you eat? What do you fucking eat Lewis tan dude Louis tan? He eats eat pussy for sure for sure That's for sure yeah appetizer and fucking dessert I don't know what he gets for his entree, but. Like how do you get a stomach that looks like that? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:14:08 But he's also smell and texture, dude. It's about the smell and texture. He smells good and he feels good. Yeah, the texture of his jacket. He was wearing one of those like. Hot guy jackets. Hot jacket, yeah, I didn't even know where to get it. Man store.

Starting point is 00:14:21 We don't, can't even get in it. We can't get those stores. We can't even get in it. You know, it's like, you know what I mean? Hot guy stores. T-Rex leather. Oh. How'd he get T-Rex leather?

Starting point is 00:14:29 You know what I mean? Like, that's not even, that's not around. He gets it. He has a time machine, he went back, killed a T-Rex with his hands, you know what I mean? He, yeah, he skinned it, right, dried it out, you know what I mean? Anyway, so, and the smell.

Starting point is 00:14:43 Where do you smell? Is that Big Dick Energy smell? What is that? It's a smell of like, oaky, fruity. He doesn't even have cologne. He probably just smells that good. Dude, it's so good, dude. Some guys just smell good.

Starting point is 00:14:55 And would I? Ask me if I wanna suck his dick. Some people smell bad. Ask me if I, yeah. Well, that's the people. But am I? No, put that on. But I, ask me if I took his dick.

Starting point is 00:15:05 Would you suck his dick? Nah. Look at me. Nah. Look at me, liar. Look at me, liar. Look at me in the eyes when you do this. I'm a fan.

Starting point is 00:15:15 Okay, dude. Anyway, this guy was cool. And there was a lot of those. There was another, the guy that, he's like the show runner for Dexter. That show's so good. And he goes, yeah, I'm a big fan. I love what you and Andrew are doing.

Starting point is 00:15:26 So people, they're out there. They're out there. But then, but the most of them are like, what is he doing here? Fuck those people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can go fuck, you know what they're not? What?

Starting point is 00:15:35 They're not Shaka, dog. They're not, that's what I knew. I didn't know the word, but that's not, they don't have the Shaka going. No Shaka. Talk to me about Hawaii, what'd you do? Shaka. Shaka, Shaka, Shaka. Talk to me about Hawaii. What'd you do Shaka? Shaka Shaka Shaka

Starting point is 00:15:47 I Love Hawaii Give me the give me the positive, but can I be honest? Oh, yeah, I like it. I'm Hawaiian Am I crazy you've been to Hawaii enough do Hawaiians Kind of hate white people. Yeah, there it is. Okay, thank you so much That's what I was just gonna say. Howly, dude. Howly?

Starting point is 00:16:07 Yeah, yeah. When I come down the road, they go, oh! I thought it was Toto, that girl from the movie. No, they don't really have the same sense of humor. Do you understand? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like every time I try to make jokes with locals.

Starting point is 00:16:23 It's a different kind of huge sense of humor, yeah. Seriously, because we went to a restaurant and I was like, hi, we'd like to check in for bowling. Yeah, yeah. And the woman was like, there is no bowling. Oh, right, right.

Starting point is 00:16:35 And I was like, yeah, no, just dinner, we're just having dinner. Can I just say something? And of course, can you say something? What? Not that funny. Yeah, yeah, Not that funny?

Starting point is 00:16:48 It was just a slight- I don't know. It was small. I'm at the, let me go. It's small. I'm at, I'm the hostess. Aloha. Shuka.

Starting point is 00:16:55 Aloha, shaka. Shaka, aloha. Aloha, mahalo. Mahalo, mahalo. Hi, we're here for the AIDS benefit? That's funny. Okay, see you there. That's funny.

Starting point is 00:17:03 All right. That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No That's funny. All right. That's funny, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but it was just like a small throwaway, but I feel like a lot of people, they hate us. Yeah. They hate us. They hate you, not me. But I'm not a regular wife. I know, I know you're not.

Starting point is 00:17:15 And I will tell the- But McCone is a regular wife. I'm invited to the meetings. Thank you, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's in Paiea in Maui. I go every year. Wow. Right?

Starting point is 00:17:23 Right, it's at, you know, the Rodehana, it's the first mountain on the top. We have a beautiful. Beautiful. Right. And there's a crane bird there. It's beautiful. Anyway.

Starting point is 00:17:32 Do you eat it? No, no, no, it's just there. Oh. And I'll tell them, but because I'm Asian. Yeah, you have a pass. Yeah, I, for some reason, I never get shit. And I love it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:44 That's why I go there so much Hawaii I know yeah, and it's like when I was on When I used to do Magnum like people used to come right to the set and go Who's local to the like people the cameraman all these people? I'm like what the fuck you guys only locals should be working on this show. Like people would like literally come and protest in that way, right? And we're like, you know, with like any colonized place,

Starting point is 00:18:12 it's like we won. Right, I mean, you guys were the kings of it. You know what I mean? And in France, you got driven out. Now, in Italy, now in Vietnam, you got driven out, right? No, you're not French. He's Spanish. Yeah, Spanish, what did they take?

Starting point is 00:18:28 Spanish took, the Philippines, you were driven out. Well, they took everywhere. I mean, they were pretty. Eventually, we were kicked out of everything. They conquered like everything. Yeah, and not saying that's a good behavior, it's bad behavior. No, it's really bad.

Starting point is 00:18:38 It's really bad. Yeah, what you guys did was really bad. Look at that. Argentina. Are you guys mad at the Spanish? You're Filipino. I'm kind mad at the Spanish use your Filipino? I'm kind of in the middle, but there's some people in the Philippines that hate Like Korean fancy. Oh and we hate

Starting point is 00:19:00 Koreans no because Koreans hate on us too. Yeah. No, we don't we just look down on you Every time I go to Korea town, I feel so. No dude not in Korea town but in the Philippines I've seen them. Yeah. And can I say they're not my Koreans. When I look at those Koreans I go what are you being cocky about? Look at you. You're the ones that got kicked out of Korea. Yeah. You're fat more yellow than most. I don't like it. Right? They don't have the skill set. You're not Psy. You're not Psy. You're not Psy. They can't direct films. Unless you're a gognum style.

Starting point is 00:19:28 Yeah, yeah. Chill out. Yeah, yeah. You have to get or King Jong-un. Number one. He's the number one. So I shock it my way through the island. I went on a five mile hike, loved it into a ravine.

Starting point is 00:19:40 What's really weird is, I mean, this is public knowledge. What's a ravine? A ravine is like a big huge valley. Any water used to run through it. We were on the island of Lanai. Do you know Lanai? Yeah, I mean the way you're talking to right now is a little talking down.

Starting point is 00:19:57 No, I don't know. We were on the island of Lanai. You know Lanai? It's like, relax, do you know howly? Do you know it? I do know Lanai. Have you been? Have we been on Lanai? It's like, relax, dude, Howie. Do you know it? I do know Lenai. Have you been? Have we been on Lenai?

Starting point is 00:20:07 No. Then no. So. Yeah. Good. Larry Ellison bought it a couple years ago. And it's really weird. That's the guy. I asked every local, like,

Starting point is 00:20:17 cause you know, there were some fans there, which was nice. People would be like, yo, we're a big band. And I was like, oh, thank you. That's great. And then so I would talk to the locals and befriend them. And everyone, I was like, yo, we're big bad friends. And I was like, oh, thank you, that's great. And then so I would talk to the locals and befriend them. And everyone, I was like, be honest, do you like it or do you hate it?

Starting point is 00:20:30 That Larry, you know what I mean? Cause this fucking rich white guy buys the island and all of them were the same. They were like, no, it's pretty, he's done some good shit. Like he's keeping it legit. He hasn't fucked with the locals. You know what I mean? Like he's doing the thing to he hasn't fucked with the locals, you know what I mean? Like he's doing the thing to like knock it in their way.

Starting point is 00:20:48 But I could tell there's a little undercurrent where they're like, but if he fucks up, we'll kill him. I don't know, dude. You're on their island. Yeah, you're right. 3,000 people, it's small, it's beautiful. You were there, that's the only island you were at. Yeah, where else would I want to go? What were you doing there? Vacation lady? What the fuck?'s the only island you were at yeah, where else would I want to go? What are you doing there vacation lady? What the fuck what the fuck? Dude shaka dog

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Starting point is 00:25:26 So it was like a different it wasn't like Hawaii. It wasn't like a beach. I wasn't at a fucking beach resort. No, I saw the room. It was so nice. And they had little and they had little on sends little Japanese on sense in the forest, you could go sit in sense you're trying to say on send on send on send. Okay.

Starting point is 00:25:44 On young. Is that incense you're trying to say? Onsen. Oh onsen. Onsen. Anyang? Haseo. Haseo. And there was little like hot tub onsens

Starting point is 00:25:50 in the middle of fucking forest. You were surrounded by, it was incredible. Honestly, but there are signs out of that say, because it's an adult only resort, no children. And there's signs everywhere that says no alcohol and no bodily fluids. Oh, I'm out. No fucking.

Starting point is 00:26:06 Yeah, yeah, you can't, oh, you can't fuck. You can't fuck in the onsen, you can't. Oh, you can't, but you can fuck a lot of the things. Everywhere else. Yeah, you can fuck everywhere. Did you fuck outside or no? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:15 Inside, outside, upside down, on the roof, in the lobby, in the front lobby. We were checking in. Wait, is that the island where, remember the monk, was that not a monk, it was Dalai Lama? It's, you know how there's seven, is that vortex or? Energy vortex. Energy vortexes.

Starting point is 00:26:31 And Hawaii there is one, but then you can't get near it. What do you mean, you'll die? No, there's like people guarding it, so you can't go to the energy vortex. Whoa, I wanna go. Yeah, there we go. They all are. Yeah, there's, how many is there? Do I have it wrong? How many vortexes are there? One, two. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, there's how many is there?

Starting point is 00:26:45 Do I have it wrong? How many vortexes are there? What does that say? World map of major what? There's like seven major ones. Shaka. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shaka. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:57 But it's like, we have to, you and I, dude, we all have to go to a vortex, dude. I would love to. Yeah, I don't know what happens there, but the Dalai Lama goes and he gets some shit out of it. Maybe that's why he's like, suck on my tongue. I don't know, but maybe, you know. But like, we went, when me and Kalei were still dating,

Starting point is 00:27:17 we went, drove by one, we tried to get to it and they wouldn't let us even near it. Why? They guard it, so this- I think the FBI guards it. Whoa, the feds? Okay, so where is the closest one that we can get to? Yeah, the closest Vortex near me.

Starting point is 00:27:35 Yeah, you- Just go to your maps, Google Maps, and see if it'll help. Yelp. Put Vortex in there and see what happens. You go to Yelp and people are just relieving our views. They're like, this Vortex was- Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:44 The energy was not as good as I thought. And they know an Indonesian one's way better. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Cathedral Rock. Sedona. Wow. We gotta go to Sedona, Arizona.

Starting point is 00:27:54 Cathedral Rock. Each, their own particular energy. Each rating in its own energy. But I wanna know what happens, dude. I bet you get enlightened. You must feel physically something. You think? Yeah, I don't even know what a vortex is, to be honest bet you get enlightened. You must feel physically something. You think so? Yeah, I don't even know what a vortex is,

Starting point is 00:28:07 to be honest with you. Do you? No. Like, let me define vortex. Center of the thing? I get that. Can you define vortex? It's where gravity pulls you in

Starting point is 00:28:19 and then it spits gravity back out. Very good. What is it? Read it. A vortex is believed to be a special spot on Earth where, believed to be, I don't like that confidence. Yeah, it's gotta be. We think, you know what I mean?

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Starting point is 00:28:55 We can get closer to God. Wow, I knew that about vortexes. The Native Americans believe that spiritual transformation can occur more quickly and easily in Sedona because the veils to other dimensions are thinner there. Wow. Why are you closing your eyes and shaking your head, Carlos? You don't like thin veils?

Starting point is 00:29:12 No, I just think the Native Americans probably didn't know much about science and like math. Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. They didn't have calculators. What are you talking about? They invented the TI-83 we all use. Native Americans made that. Oh, that was Cherokee, I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:29:28 Yeah. Yeah, I forgot. I wanna take shrooms and go to the vortex. You wanna take shrooms and go to the vortex? Yeah, that's fine. We'll take a trip to Sedona. I was gonna send photos of my Chaka trip, but it was fucking amazing, man.

Starting point is 00:29:42 Yeah, I didn't see any Chakas or photos either. And then I rented a Jeep and we went off-roading and it got a little sketchy, I'm not gonna lie. There was a part of it where we were like careening down this fucking, because it's no roads on the side of those mountains and we're just like slamming down the thing and the Jeep is going like.

Starting point is 00:30:01 And you're driving. Oh yeah, dude. And what's your wife doing? Freaking the fuck out. Freaking the fuck out. Yeah, hating every second of it. She fucking hated it. Wow. We were like, we'll go down to Shipwreck Beach

Starting point is 00:30:12 and we go down to Shipwreck Beach. Getting up was insane. What was it? It was like. Was there a wreckage? There was a shipwreck at Shipwreck Beach. Yeah, you saw it? Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:23 Well, just describe that. I've never been to see a shipwreck.. Yeah, you saw it? Oh yeah. Well, just describe that. I've never been to see a shipwreck. Boat in water. That's all it was. Oh. Literally that's there. That's there at Shipwreck Beach. That's insane.

Starting point is 00:30:35 Off the coast, yeah. That's incredible. Fucking wild. So zoom in. Can you go in there? No, but they do boat tours around it. And I think divers dive around there, too And how is it doesn't seem like an old ship maybe the world war two

Starting point is 00:30:48 I don't know how it's probably crashed is it Germany or what like 200? Yeah, what is that what it said? 1980 oh Well, let's remove it then Historic no, it's so big and I was not. But it's not historic, oh give a shit. Well, 40. It was like an old pirate ship, you know what I mean? They go, ah, mighty.

Starting point is 00:31:09 Well, let's just pretend that it is. Okay. Honestly, it's a beautiful little tiny island, like a cool little rad getaway, and you gotta take one of those little scary planes to get there, you know, a little like. Wow. The ones where the whole time you're like,

Starting point is 00:31:24 please don't crash, but they don't crash. Yeah, a little like, wow, the ones where the whole time you're like, please don't crash. But they don't crash. Yeah, yeah. Dude, let's buy an island. No, what do we want to do with it? Look how big that island is. $60 million. For one island?

Starting point is 00:31:34 Yeah, what the fuck? We don't have $60 million. Yeah, but no one will be there. We'll get a Starbucks and a coffee bean. Let's start a GoFundMe right now to buy an island. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there one? Okay.

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Starting point is 00:31:59 No, forget it. Buy one in the Philippines. Yeah, they're beautiful islands there. What were you guys saying? Oh, I watched Ghostbusters on the plane. The Frozen Empire. Yeah, I did shit for that. You did?

Starting point is 00:32:12 Yeah, like some hunter guy. Hunter. Yeah. What hunter? I don't know, there was a scene, I don't remember, but. You could have been a ghost. The ghosts on this one look weird.

Starting point is 00:32:22 Like the green one? Like what? Yeah, there was a couple of ghosts. Really? You could have played a ghost easily. Was it a movie gun? Yeah, it was fun. It was fun to see Slimer.

Starting point is 00:32:29 Good to throw back to Slimer. Yeah, Bill Murray and all that. Dan Ackroyd was in it. No Harold Ramis. Sadly. Sadly, yeah. Sadly, but- You highly recommend?

Starting point is 00:32:38 And Mr. Paul Rudd led the movie. Wow, that's fun. Cute guy, very- Did you ever see the original Ghostbusters How about there? How about let's go with that like the classics of those types of movies? No Ghostbusters Goonies I've seen yeah, I've seen Goonies in the You know the graveyard Cemetery, it's an SBA. That's an absolutely out there. Yeah. Hey you guys. You remember that? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:06 Yeah, and then what else? Who does that look like? Me? No. You're, yeah. It sure does. You ever see Gremlins? No.

Starting point is 00:33:16 Is that a classic? Yeah. Yes. I mean, but that's, we're, that's so old. Yeah. Oh fuck, I can't believe this. I was gonna talk, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh, fuck! I can't believe this. I was gonna talk, sorry, so sorry. Oh, it made me so mad, dude.

Starting point is 00:33:29 You okay? No, I'm not. It made me so, I just remember, I don't know why that just brought this up. What? But I'm gonna tell you, dude, I got a haircut. But. Can we see it?

Starting point is 00:33:38 No, it's right here. But, so check it out. Who did I call? I called McCone, I called McCone. So I called you, right? Yeah. This is a fact? I called McCone. I called McCone. So I called you, right? This is a fact. I met Rudy's.

Starting point is 00:33:48 Ruby's. Rudy's? Floyd's. I was at Floyd's. Well, come on. You're not shocking anymore, dude. You're like, hurry up. I like to melt in it, you know?

Starting point is 00:33:57 Slow, shocking, good, keep going. So you're that Rudy's man. Right, and I'm just like, so I'm on my phone and I'm like, I think I'm on Instagram, whatever, and scrolling, and there was like a little scene of Timothée Chalamet, love, I love him, great talent guy, in the new Bob Dylan movie.

Starting point is 00:34:15 And you know, he was singing, I was like, dude, that was pretty good. I might watch it. So I turn to the barber and I go, dude, this Bob Dylan movie, he's like, who? You got Bob Dylan? He's like no what yeah And how old is this gentleman in his 20s, and he told me that I could even say his name is Ray You miss it. I could say his name because I said was gonna talk about it, okay, so then I go well wait dude

Starting point is 00:34:37 Ray are you? You know you know You Batman yeah, yeah, yeah. And he goes, no dude, I'd never heard of him. I go, all right, hold on. Fucking the barber next to him. I go, so dude, Red doesn't know who Bob Dylan is. She goes, oh, I like his paintings.

Starting point is 00:34:55 And I go. No way. Yeah, I sorta got, and I go. You never get in a haircut ever again. And she goes, oh no, that's Bob Ross, she says, right? I stood up, went around the whole barbershop. No one knew who he was. No way.

Starting point is 00:35:09 Yeah, and in my mind, then I call McCone and I go, I'm sorry, dude, you're part of this generation. I go, please tell me you know who Bob Dylan is. Do you know who Bob Dylan is? No. See, that's what I'm saying. And it's a travesty. How did you get the Bob Dylan haircut?

Starting point is 00:35:21 That's what I'm saying. And it's a travesty. How is it? Did you get the Bob Dylan haircut? Hey. Don't get mad. Shaka, shaka. Shaka, shaka. He looks so much like Bob Dylan. Yeah, yeah. So you don't know who he is. What's a popular song?

Starting point is 00:35:40 Oh my God. Like a rolling stone. Like a rolling stone. Okay. Going in the wind. Yeah. I'm trying to think of what she would know. What rapper has used a Bob Dylan song and remade it? Hey Mr. Tambourine man, play a song for me.

Starting point is 00:35:56 No. But he didn't write that, he was a cover I think. No, he wrote that but people covered his. Oh people covered that, yeah, yeah. The man in me will do, you know that? Yeah, yeah. Almost every time. I want you, that yeah, yeah the man in me would do you know that Yeah, almost I want you and that's not I want you. Yeah, that's a great song Anyway, Bob Dylan it just in terms of the people that are living on planet Earth, right?

Starting point is 00:36:21 That like, you know, I mean have like cognitive reasoning, you know, I mean and eyeballs, right eyeballs We he is like the Beatles as big and the Rolling Stones in the sense of the impact musically. He's a huge figure of the late sixties. You know what I mean? He's just a musical icon that like, it's like a Sinatra. Like I might not be a Sinatra fan, but I'm well aware of who he is. He's that type of character.

Starting point is 00:36:43 And no one in your generation knows, except for McCone, knows who the fuck he is it's he's that type of character and no one in your generation knows except for McCone knows who the fuck he is It's right. I don't and maybe I'm like get off my lawn. I think I'm that old now. I'm not so McCone You're I called him to see if I was the old man going you know me all you think kids in this generation And complaining I'm seeing him on Wednesday at the ball He's alive. Yeah But I mean is that shocking to you? Bob Dylan. Yeah. Sadly. Uh-oh.

Starting point is 00:37:11 I get that he hasn't been as like popular through culture through time. The Beatles will, you know who the Beatles are. Like the Beatles, it's just, some things kept up their culture. Yeah, yeah. Kept up in culture. Bob Dylan probably didn't.

Starting point is 00:37:23 Yeah, I've never heard. Yeah, this makes sense. Really? It's oddly makes sense to me. Okay, because because because you don't see him again on stuff. He's not like on a fucking Pepsi. Except for the fact that Timmy de Chalamet is playing him in his own movie. I agree. I'm saying I get why young people don't see him because he's not in culture. The Beatles are still in culture. You think this is gonna help? I think it's gonna help. Yeah, yeah. And then at Norton Jr. plays, what's his name?

Starting point is 00:37:49 The country guy, what's his name? He was so good, I forgot his name. The trailer was good. It looks so good. It looks so good. Does he sing, Timothy Scherz? Yeah. Wow.

Starting point is 00:38:00 And that was like, it's his voice, right? I think so. I think it's his voice. I was like, like whoa this guy's Makes me mad when people are that talented. I know me too. Well we don't have any of that. Austin Butler. Let's try to sing Gently down the street Street? Stream? Why would the boat be on the fucking street? It's got wheels on it this boat Oh it does? It's going to the beach. The wheels on the boat go round and round round and run I know you know

Starting point is 00:38:28 I know this here's what I know no yeah no no no dude no dude no let's start over then okay, so D Dody Is that a song no, no, sorry go ahead do Yeah, that's it go. I was gonna get that's all I know no dough a deer a female dear Ray Golden golden drop of a drop of golden sun. Me, a name I call myself. Fa, a long, long way to run. I like that they did fa instead of far. That's great. Fa.

Starting point is 00:39:12 Yeah, it's like, you know, manipulating the word. Yeah, fa. Fa. A long, long way to run. What's a Boston way of saying fa? Fa. Yeah. Over there is fa, over there.

Starting point is 00:39:20 Yeah, yeah. A long, long way to run. And then I know from that movie, Edo vise, Edo vise. You know that was Hitler's favorite song. It's, I don't know. And then I know from that movie, A to Vise, A to Vise. You know that was Hitler's favorite song. It's, I don't know. It still is a very, It's a banger.

Starting point is 00:39:30 Very good one, it's a banger. Yeah. And then, the hills are alive. So I just know those, but that's all I, I don't know any of these songs! The hills are alive with the sound of Music?

Starting point is 00:39:40 Yeah! It's a great, I was, you know, I've talked about the play I was in, right? What play? You don't know? Yeah, it's a great. I was you know I've told I've talked about the play. I was in right well play You don't know you don't know no I Have never told the story on this fucking podcast. Oh, it's a big. It's a big story for me. Let's hear it alright, so Um I never knew I was funny Okay, shock I got it right and um so in my freshman year of high school,

Starting point is 00:40:08 I think it was eighth grade, eighth grade, I auditioned for a play and beat me out of the play. Fuck. Right, and then three days before they were like, they're actually like putting it up, just bailed. So I played Kurt from The Sound of Music. One of the kids. No way.

Starting point is 00:40:26 Yeah, yeah. You did? Yeah. So there's a scene where Fralline Marina is, you know what I mean? And the place is packed. It's packed. 80 people.

Starting point is 00:40:36 Slammed. Like 150. Okay. Right? Kid, you're nervous. Let me see Kurt, Kurt from Sound of Music. Right, so, so this scene where like,

Starting point is 00:40:50 there's Kurt, that's who I'm playing. That's fucking me. I know. But that's what I'm playing. You played me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, Fralé Maria is meeting the kids for the first time and Mr. Von Trapp, I think that's his name, whatever his name is, right?

Starting point is 00:41:01 Yeah. He's calling his kids down, right? And the kids come down the staircase in order, right? As soon as the audience sees me, the place goes pandemonium laugh. It's like, I literally remember this going, people going, ah! And my dad was there. And my dad was like looking around like, what the fuck is going on? Right?

Starting point is 00:41:23 And it was the, at first it was like, uh-oh. Yeah. You mean, what's so funny? I'm listening. Like I was like, uh-oh, this is shameful, right? But then I'm like, no, I like this. Was it the, were you the only Asian kid was all white kids and you?

Starting point is 00:41:38 Dude, the Fond Trap families are, yeah. Yeah, so that's why they're laughing. That's insane. I know. Like one little fat Asian kid comes in. I know, it's funny though. Think about it, right? And so then I have one line, I'm Kurt, I'm 13, whatever the line is, right?

Starting point is 00:41:50 Yeah. As soon as it says step four, cause we're in a line, the place goes, right? And then I was just like, I was like hamming it up. And I did this with my hands. Right? And then I remember afterwards, I went up to the director and he was like, oh, I'm so sorry that they were laughing.

Starting point is 00:42:05 I go, no, no, no, can I change the lines? Look at you. He goes, he goes, no. I go, yeah, I think it'd be cool if we justify it. So if I go, I'm Kurt, I'm 13, I was adopted. Or I'm Kurt, I'm 13, I play out in the sun longer than anybody else. Or like something that would ground me into the thing,

Starting point is 00:42:25 play with it. And he said no. And so every night we did that play, I got a huge laugh. Did you change the lines? No, the director did not have good enough. And then the same thing happened when I played Huckleberry Finn. You didn't play Huckleberry Finn.

Starting point is 00:42:35 I sort of got it, it's on my Instagram. One of my first earliest posts, I played Huckleberry Finn. Oh my God. But it's like, those are the first times I got laughs from a crowd and I think that that stayed with me. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:42:48 And I know they're laughing at me. No, they're laughing with you. They're laughing together. Yeah, that's right. Because at you is like mocking, but you're being funny. I think I was doing it. Like I knew. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:42:59 Maybe instinctually, so I walked down in a funny way. Yeah, you ham it up. Yeah, I ham it up. You do that now. I do that now. And I went like this. I knew I was going to get a laugh and I think I was addicted to that. Yeah, you ham it up. Yeah, I ham it up you do that now I do that now and I went you know like this I knew it was gonna get a laugh And I think I was addicted to that yeah, the crates a crack you do any plays. I didn't I did in college I'm dead serious. I did the vagina monologues I swear to God how because it's all women and they needed a guy for one of the for the abusive husband

Starting point is 00:43:23 Oh, I get I play the abusive husband. Oh, I get it. And I play the abusive husband. Yeah. And I hated it because I was an asshole the whole time. Yeah. And there's nothing redeeming and you're supposed to hate the character. And the woman that put it,

Starting point is 00:43:36 the teacher that put it together, professor was like, you could maybe act for real, for real. Wow. I was like, really? And she's like, yeah. And she's like, do you want to sign up for anything else? And I said, no. Oh, you're done.

Starting point is 00:43:51 I just was, it's just- But how did you get the bug then? To act? Yeah. If you only did vagina monologues in college, that gave you the bug? I think- How'd you know you could do it?

Starting point is 00:44:04 Well, I didn't know. Stand-up gave me the fucking, then when I moved out here and I started doing sketches, I realized that I got it. Oh, I see. I understood that I was- I did improv in high school, so I kinda knew what it was, you know what I mean?

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Starting point is 00:46:02 That's the word. Take off your beanie, I want to see your hair. I want to see your new haircut. I'm not gonna go to- I'm not gonna go there again. You were a thesbian. That's the word. Take off your beanie, I wanna see your hair. I wanna see your new haircut. I'm not gonna go there again. No, it looks good. I think it actually looks, the shape is nice. You like it? It's good. You look like old school you.

Starting point is 00:46:17 I think I do too. That's how he looked years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you're right. You did. I think you're fucking absolutely right, dude. Let me look at a photo real quick, hold on, let me look. Let me reverse it. Oh, it looks pretty good.

Starting point is 00:46:29 Yeah, it looks really good, yeah. Oh, I didn't tell you this. Fuck, I forgot to tell you this. Yes. So we went to Nobu for lunch, right? And so they go, I'm like, I go, I didn't, because I guess people ordered things an hour before

Starting point is 00:46:45 so it would be ready. Who did? Production? Yeah, like all the actors and stuff, they, you know what I mean? Okay. And I never got the note. So when I showed up at Nobu, I was like,

Starting point is 00:46:54 well, you guys already ordered? They're, yeah, because you know, we gotta go. I don't order, you know how I freak out. So I ordered like 15 things, but then like they had ordered a lot of appetizers. I didn't even really need to order. So I ordered like 15 things, but then like they had ordered a lot of appetizers. I didn't even really need to order. So I over ate and at the end there was like a dessert with a lot of cream in it.

Starting point is 00:47:13 You know me though with the last. It was a cum-cum. Cum-cum, it was cum-cum, yeah. Cum-cum. Yeah, it was, and you know me with lactose, right? And so I'm doing an interview with- Did you have a modium with you? No.

Starting point is 00:47:25 You didn't bring it? No, and asked Emmy, I sat down in the middle of a thing and is looking at me from behind the cameras and she looks at me and she goes, are you okay? And I'm like, no. And she goes, can you wait five minutes, right? I'll try. And then they would ask me a question,

Starting point is 00:47:42 I was like, and I was so weird because I was clenching. You're pinching and clenching. I was clenching and it's like one of those huge, I don't know what the fuck that was, like a Fandora, it was like a huge thing. Pinch right now, let me try to be an interviewer. Bob, this is a great movie for you, excited to be in Borderland?

Starting point is 00:47:57 It's an exhilarating experience, the movie, this is literally what I said, the movie is exhilarating experience with a punch, with fun act, it was a great cast. Like it literally, I said the movies excelling rating experience with a punch With with fun act it's a great cast and like it literally I was saying that because I was clenching so hard And I'm with Janina and you know big Ben Ben Davis's you ever played the ever played Red Dead Redemption Yeah, he played Dutch Oh right on and it's literally they they it's literally him him. Put Dutch in Red Dead Redemption. That he plays him.

Starting point is 00:48:30 So I'm there with Janina and him, and I just stood up and ran out. You had a shit. In the middle of a question. It was so fucking embarrassing. What are you working on next? Pfft. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:43 A turd? Yeah. I'm working on it. Yeahfft. Yeah. A turd? Yeah. I'm working on it. Yeah, yeah. She told me that. She's like, I was like, how's it going? She's like, good. Did she really say that?

Starting point is 00:48:51 She goes, other than Bobby having to shit in the middle of an interview. Yeah, it was embarrassing. No, she said it was fun. They loved it, they laughed. I know they laugh when it happens, but the thing is is that I don't think it's funny. Well, what's the lesson learned?

Starting point is 00:49:05 Bring a modium. That's right. You gotta bring it. Yeah, every time, because we find ourselves in this situation. We always eat dessert. That's right. And we always eat cream. That's right.

Starting point is 00:49:14 You and I always love cream. I'm a cream guy. We're cream boys. Yeah, yeah. We want to be filled. Any form of cream I like. Fill me up with cream. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:22 So? Yeah. We gotta have, and you know whose job that is to have a modium? These guys at all times. You have them on you? You gotta keep that thang on you, dog. Yeah, your thang.

Starting point is 00:49:31 You gotta stay strapped up with that modium. You understand? Yeah, we'll get some. Thank you. Strap it up, dog. Stay strapped up, dog. Yeah, so- What's going on in your little world?

Starting point is 00:49:39 Yeah. I've been surfing. Surfing, huh? Interesting. Yeah. Shaka. Shaka, dude. Shaka Hard. How's it going, you good? I'm so bad. Yeahing, huh? Interesting. Shaka. Shaka did. Shaka hard. How's it going, you good?

Starting point is 00:49:47 I'm so bad. It's so hard. Have you ever tried to surf? Oh my God, are you crazy? Yeah, it's impossible. It's so hard. I've never been out there. It's so hard.

Starting point is 00:49:54 I'm paddling and I'm still on the beach. For an hour you're paddling and your feet are still on the beach. Just in the sand. Yeah, yeah. Can you get out there? No. And then once you get out there, I think it'd be one time, it's like the timing. Just in the sand. Yeah, yeah. Can you get out there? No. And then once you get out there,

Starting point is 00:50:05 I think be one time it's like the timing. Yeah. And you're exhausted. Yeah, and you have to sit and wait and sit and wait and then try, fail, sit and wait, sit and wait, try, fail. Why is it fun? I don't know, it's kind of like, and people always say if you keep at it, like skiing,

Starting point is 00:50:16 you know when you ski and you fall a bunch and you first ski and then you're like, once you click, you go, I get it, I got it, good. I can ski like a motherfucker. Never happened. Oh damn, was that Black Bobby? Yeah, I don't. I can ski like a motherfucker. Yeah, I don't, it's clear. There you go, Black Bobby., I got it, good. I can ski like a motherfucker. Never happened, oh damn, was that Black Bobby? Yeah, I don't. I can ski like a motherfucker.

Starting point is 00:50:26 Yeah, that's clear. There you go, Black Bobby. The first time, dawg. Shit. I was up on the slopes, dude. Okay, playa. But surfing's different. It's impossible.

Starting point is 00:50:33 Yeah, yeah. It's impossible. Impossible. I thought of you, I went to a little cat sanctuary in Hawaii. Oh yeah, tell me. And the girl working there was very cute, she's like, there's like 400 cats, and she's like, this section is for like, young, spry, fun, like 400 cats and she and she was like this section is for like young spry fun

Starting point is 00:50:46 Like goofy cats. I like to play. Mm-hmm. And this one this cage is filled with our geriatric disabled and Special needs cats. Yeah, where do you think I hung out? Yeah, right there. I couldn't wait to get in I was like, how about were they amazing?. Was it like, I know it's like, it's the cat version of Comic-Con. I was like, Cat-a-Con. Yeah, yeah, Cat-a-Con. Dude, it was the cutest shit.

Starting point is 00:51:14 The old fucking cat, there was one, this one cat, I'm not kidding. He looked like an 80 year old man. Oh wow. He looked like an old, withered man. And I had little, you know, they give you a bag of food. And I go to like give him some food and I'm not exaggerating.

Starting point is 00:51:29 I'm not kidding. He like looks at it and he points down at the ground. No. Like he's not gonna eat it from my hand. I swear to God, I put it on the ground. He looks up and he looks back and then goes and eats it. Whoa, he's like the grumpy old man. He's like put it on the fucking ground.

Starting point is 00:51:43 I'm not gonna take it out of your hand. Yeah, wow. It was really fun. That's cool. He's like put it on the fucking ground. I'm not gonna take it out of your hand. Yeah, wow. It was really fun. That's cool. What else did you see? Well, one cat, there was one cat that had one leg. That's not bad. It was really tough to look at.

Starting point is 00:51:59 Why? One leg, it had one leg. I've seen it. Can we talk about fashion special needs cats for just for a second? 100%. Yeah. So there are certain things they don't know how to do, like lick their paws or they lick something else.

Starting point is 00:52:13 Do they miss? I mean, I mean. I mean. They're missing it. Or I mean, what do they do? You know what I mean? I mean. They just have needs.

Starting point is 00:52:24 I know what they do. I know what they do. Special needs guys, right? They cover the poo first and then poo. They didn't even know the order. Right. Anyway, beautiful cats. Beautiful cats. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful cats. Wow. And then how many of them were there? Of the special needs ones?

Starting point is 00:52:47 Maybe like 30 or 40, there was a lot of cats. Yeah. It was hard. It was hard because you, but I donated, we donated a lot of money, so it made me feel better about it. Can you bring your own food? That's what I would do.

Starting point is 00:53:00 They have, they give you the scoop of their food because they want the cats to, but the funny thing is a lot of these cats at these places, they're overfed already. They're fat as fuck. So you're like, I don't even know if I should give this guy more food. There was one who couldn't even meow.

Starting point is 00:53:14 He morphed. He was like, he was so fucking fat he was morphin'. He wasn't even meowing. I was like, oh my God. And they're probably all clipped, right? Oh yeah. Yeah, they have to be clipped.

Starting point is 00:53:23 Yeah, but because they're roaming around free outside. If it wasn't, imagine. Oh yeah, if I was a cat, oh my god. And they're probably all clipped, right? Oh yeah. Yeah, they have to be clipped. Yeah, but because they're roaming around free outside. If it wasn't, imagine. Oh yeah, if I was a cat, oh my god. Fucking. I'd have 10,000 babies. You'd be Genghis Khan. I would even go to that leave in cage area where you were and do them.

Starting point is 00:53:37 In the geriatric cage? Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, if you're a cat, what do you care? Like I don't think they have like, that cat's like not licking his paws right. You know what I mean? I'm still gonna tap that. Cats don't know. They don't know. They have the same kind of issues we do as a human. What do you think a cat thinks when it sees another disabled cat?

Starting point is 00:53:56 Yeah, yeah. It doesn't think anything. No, cats are smart. They're thinking. Oh yeah, sure, sure. A dog would just be like, we're all the same, we're all the same, we're all the same. Now slow that cat in. Yeah. Do the same, you know what I mean? Why can't he get up here?

Starting point is 00:54:08 What's wrong with him? I'm gonna go down there and do it, you know? I like when cats, when they paw each other, you know? A few of them were kinda getting fighting. I love that. And they put their hand up slow, and they like show the other cat. They're like, hey, I'm gonna fuckin' hit ya.

Starting point is 00:54:23 And the other cat's like, winces. And then they start beating, like they were fighting. It was awesome. But they show it, which I think is cool. They're like, look, look, look. I'm gonna fucking hit you. And then they fucking start to smack them. Here's the thing about cats, what I don't like,

Starting point is 00:54:37 cause you know, now I'm a single dude living with three cats. So it can be completely quiet for 24 hours. You're sleeping. Yeah. And then you hear like you hear like this abrupt noise, right? And there's something going on. Here's another thing I caught Ming doing. Are they fighting? Yeah, something.

Starting point is 00:54:58 They do things, too, that you go, should I go take them to the? Because there's something going on. What did she do? So Ming was staring at nothing. Just like off into space? No, it was just, she was staring at something, but there was nothing there. Then your house is haunted. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. She was staring at nothing and then she went, like, and I ran out the house.

Starting point is 00:55:31 I ran out of the house. You moved. You put your house for sale. See, they do things like that. By the way, that's because your house is haunted. Your house is 100% haunted. I could feel it. Whenever I visit your house.

Starting point is 00:55:43 The first time I went over to your house, you told me to go downstairs. I went downstairs You were like in the room my dad because the his You know the box is down. Oh, it's downstairs. Yeah. Yeah, that's every time I go downstairs it feels Yeah, it feels like I can like you can there's almost like a prep, you know, it's like a vortex of vortex Yeah, and a vortex Do you really listen and i'll be honest with you. I swear I swear I do feel in your house the fuck man Shut the fuck up. Really? Yes. What do you mean? I i'm promised. Oh, no, honestly Have you you've been to my house? I mean, it's not a light energy

Starting point is 00:56:23 Dude That was the most honest you've ever been to the downstairs the upstairs is that's what I'm saying that downstairs is fucking weird with downstairs is not a positive energy. No it's not you. You really believe that? Well yeah, I think the statue at the front kind of scared me too. Oh, it's the statue. Maybe no, the statue is not it. That's not he's just a pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:46 That's not it. I have a, people don't know, I have a gigantic red statue. Of a guy. Of a Japanese man bowing. It's huge, it's probably taller than. You. Yeah, taller than me for sure.

Starting point is 00:56:57 Yeah. Anyway, and I have this gigantic window, and when people come to my, I have a just gigantic orange door, I'm not giving anything away, right? No. And this orange metallic door, right? And there's a gigantic window come to my, I have a gigantic orange door, I'm not giving anything away, right? No. And this orange metallic door, right? And there's a gigantic window next to it,

Starting point is 00:57:09 and there's a Japanese, there's solid red bowing. But I do that so that for intruders. Right, so they get scared away. It's actually very smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or McCones. Yeah, or McCones. Idiots. Yeah, idiots, yeah. But that downstairs, one time I was walking down there,

Starting point is 00:57:22 I think I was going to like get something out of the garage. And yeah, I was helping set up for the party with Kaleila and I went down there and it was, and I thought I heard someone talk to me. And I turned around and I was like, what? Oh my God, here we go. And nobody was there. And then I sat for,

Starting point is 00:57:39 you know when you just stay still for a second because you're waiting for it to happen again? And quietly I heard, if are you gay? I kill everybody. And I was like, Bobby's dad? Yeah. If you're a gay.

Starting point is 00:57:57 If you're a gay. I kill everybody. Incredible. I said, thank you, Mr. Lee. Yeah. I'm not gay. Prove it. Prove it.

Starting point is 00:58:08 Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it.

Starting point is 00:58:15 Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it.

Starting point is 00:58:21 Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Pro white guys sometimes go, I don't like it. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, but I like it. It's how we have fun. We have fun with it.

Starting point is 00:58:30 We're kids, we're children. We're kids, yeah. So we're big dumb kids. And you're? Yeah. Also a dumb kid. Thank you. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:38 I just wanna ask you to Bobby something. Okay, here we go. What's up? It's like disturbing me. Okay, go ahead. All right. What is it? Is it because you're at my house? something okay here we go what's like disturbing me okay all right what is it cuz you're at my house no like what I'm seeing right now what what's that thing on your eye what thing what thing oh there's like a cut by your

Starting point is 00:58:58 eye oh dude oh I can tell you what it is last night. Last night, dude. Someone said on your face? No, it was fucking ridiculous. What? So this guy named John, I forget his last name, but he was in, he's one of those really funny actors, but he also, I did a show called Inside Job on Netflix with him. He's like this older, like old school comedian guy.

Starting point is 00:59:23 He's a big guy too. Okay. You know, and he was completely drunk. And comedian guy. He's a big guy too. Okay. You know, and he was completely drunk. And he was like, he was on the street going, free back, free back, me, me, me. Like singing, I don't know what he was singing. I don't know what he was singing, dude. But he was, gotta, gotta go to country road.

Starting point is 00:59:36 You know what I mean? He was like, free back, free back. You know what I mean? And I was like, I go, you're not, I go, you're not going no free. I don't know what I said, right? I know, I know you like, cause he's drunk so you can say whatever, right. I don't know what I said, right? Cause he's drunk so I can say whatever, right? You don't know about free back, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:59:49 I don't know what he was saying. And then like, so I started doing that. I said, free back, free back, right? And then he kind of lunged and like tried to choke me. What? Yeah. He tried to choke and his glasses fell. And then one of his thumbs went into my fucking eye.

Starting point is 01:00:04 It's like two in the morning. You forgot to tell this story? What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. And I go, free back, free, and I go, what the fuck? And all the other voices, all these old school voiceover actors, like right there in this middle. Did he feel bad or he was laughing?

Starting point is 01:00:17 He's like, hey Lee, you know, cause all those older guys too call me Lee for some reason. Oh yeah. Like Lee, like cut, yeah. Yeah. And I go, yeah man, I'm gonna go to my room. Yeah, but that was exactly what happened. He's so talented and funny, that guy. God, he does all the voices for all those people.

Starting point is 01:00:30 Yeah, dude, he is so gifted. He does everything. He does Jake? Yeah, he does all those people. He's so good, that guy. Maybe he was practicing for a role. But when he's drunk, stay away, cause he'll try to choke you.

Starting point is 01:00:44 And I don't know what song that was. It was like, he was practicing for a role. But when he's drunk, stay away, because he'll try to choke you. And I don't know what song that was. It was like he was doing something very, it was very funny, because I saw him from across the street. Sing it again. And he was also doing this, and he was so drunk. What?

Starting point is 01:00:56 Yeah, he was like, I think he had liquor in his hand. He's got weed back, weed got right at me, me, me, I got none. You know what I mean? Oh. I don't know what it was. I think he was improvising a song. That's a Bob Dylan song. Oh yeah, maybe Bob Dylan, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Oh. I don't know what it was. I think it was improvising a song.

Starting point is 01:01:05 That's a Bob Dylan song. Oh yeah, maybe Bob Dylan, yeah, yeah. Does that one sound familiar? Yeah. Now do you know who it is? Free back, free back, cut a thing. Yeah, he did cut me. He cut me.

Starting point is 01:01:16 I can't believe he cut you on your fucking eye. Let me see, look at me for a second. Right. What'd you get at 7-Eleven? I was looking for Epsom salt, and they didn't have any. You wanna have a soak? Yeah. Were you gonna take a soak? How come they don't have Epsom salt at 7-'t have any. You wanna have a soak? Yeah. Were you gonna take a soak?

Starting point is 01:01:25 How come they don't have Epsom salt at 7-Eleven? Because crack heads probably use them. They're smoking, they're probably smoking. I love Epsom salt. They don't sell salts anymore, bath salt. You love a good bath, a little bath? Dude, I love bombs, I love bath bombs, and I love soaps, and I love Epsom salt a lot.

Starting point is 01:01:41 I'll say this, you'll never do this, but you could do an OnlyFans of just you in a tub, talking in a tub and it would make unbelievable money. Because in my mind, I know what I look like in a tub, because I'm big, so it's hard for me to take bath. But you- You think I can lay down flat in a tub? Yep. I can't.

Starting point is 01:02:01 Yes, you can. There's some bending. Yes, you can. My little gumdrop, you fit right in there. Yeah, I can do- Okay. By the way, you could hide in the tub? Yep. I can't. Yes you can. There's some bending. Yes you can. My little gumdrop you fit right in there. Yeah. I can do. By the way, you could hide in a tub

Starting point is 01:02:09 in a game of hide and seek with you and I. You can hide in a tub. I wouldn't see it. Okay, go ahead, move on. Do you think if I do a vlog? You vlog from the tub. Yeah. People would pay for that.

Starting point is 01:02:20 People also want me to vlog me starting a new farm on Startup Valley too. So people want to see it, but I don't wanna do that. Why don't you do that? Maybe. I think you should. I do love baths. I do love taking a nice, beautiful-

Starting point is 01:02:31 Yeah, and also white dudes always go, it's always white dudes, they're like, why are you taking a bath? You're like sleeping, you're like laying in your own filth. But what he did, well, I don't know how white people take baths, but this is how I take a bath. I don't plug it up in the beginning. I sit, you know, sitting the way, you know,

Starting point is 01:02:50 the natives just sit. Native style. Yeah, yeah. Don't you put your legs over the side of the tub and you let the water rush on your pussy though, don't you like that? Yeah, I do that too, yeah, yeah. But I sit that way and then I like,

Starting point is 01:03:02 I don't clog up the tub and I do a pre-wash first. Pre-wash. Scrub, wash, anus, penis, the whole thing. Rinse all that and then I do the bath. So you're not bathing in your own filth. Right. I mean, it's an easy thing. And then I do two.

Starting point is 01:03:18 I do that, then I go to the shower. You shower after the bath. Oh yeah. That's insane. Yeah, yeah. What is why? I do my leg work and my back work in the shower. What shower after the bath. Oh yeah. That's insane. Yeah, yeah. What is why? I do my leg work and my back work in the shower. What do you mean, you're working out?

Starting point is 01:03:29 No, cleaning. What do you mean, leg work and back work? Dude, you're so dumb, dude. I love you. But the cloth, remember when we talked about the cloth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, I lay the cloth down, I put two different body washes on it.

Starting point is 01:03:40 Right, because I like mixing up. How long is it for you to take a shower? 40 minutes, 50 minutes? Bath, shower, probably 45 minutes Jesus Okay, no wonder you're fucking late all the time. It's a ritual. It is a ritual So what I do is I you know me that I put two Squirts about you know I have a lot of body wash right tell that everyone like how many bottles like 10? Yeah, yeah, 10 bottles what I mix them. I mix the smells man. You like different smells. Yeah, okay

Starting point is 01:04:05 Right and then I grind into a lather, back work. Right. Back work. Leg work. Back work. Back work. Right. And then I rinse and I rinse and I rinse. Then I do thigh work. And then I do, then I sometimes will go after the third time, go back to the bathtub and do specific feet work. You're, so this is a whole day. Yeah, it's a whole thing.

Starting point is 01:04:26 And I do it every night. Wow. And you know what? I'm sure I used probably 10 times the amount of water. I always feel like I'm gonna get out, like somebody's gonna show up at my house and go, it's enough, dude. They will send you a note.

Starting point is 01:04:39 One time we sprung a leak in the backyard when we were out of town. LADWP was like, you're using an absurd amount of fucking water. How do they know? Because the meter, they track your meter, they know. Well they do. They're like, you're using a comical amount of water. Wow.

Starting point is 01:04:53 I was like, what's going on? But I don't do any for my lawn. You don't have a lawn. I know, that's why. You don't? It's great, don't have a lawn. You have no lawn. I have fake grass. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:05:02 There's no real grass there. No. Yeah, you wouldn't need it. Yeah. Sign off, Rudy. I have fake grass. Yeah. Yeah. There's no real grass there. No. Yeah, you wouldn't need it. Yeah. Sign off, Rudy. Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah! Woo! Yeah!

Bad Friends - Shaka Spirit & ComicCon Nerds

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