Bad Friends - SNL v MadTV ft. David Spade

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

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Wooo, I did an Asian dinner. You two are disgusting. Wooo, I'll you two or something. We're bad friends. Who'd you open for when you were young? I was just seeing on there Bobcat Bobcat you open for him look really yeah, really that police cat me moving with him and he brought me on oh gross This is somebody here. God. We were having such a lovely conversation. Yeah You know how many reminders check your phone

Jesus Christ man, yeah, it's my fault. Sorry Whose fault is it my fault? It's your fault. Sorry, Bobby. Wow I had no idea how could you not we couldn't stop talking about this you Scheduled this you scheduled this I drove you're from oh high at seven oh No, oh high it seven oh no oh high Insane say how to David. Hey, thanks for coming. It's a big fan. I'm so sorry. I'll make it up to you I know you're I see angry David. There you yeah, are you furious? He should be no 32 movies 15 I've never seen you like this listen to I listen 77 commercials Yeah, I understand. I

Listen, let him finish one book And a holding deal Bobby, what did I text you this morning? I go wake up. Today is your super bowl You doing answer who canceled on me Friday and said is there any way you could do it Monday? Is there any way? And so Bobby, for you, I'll do it Monday. I'll move everything around, 130. Then you go, yeah, yeah, let me turn off my phone

and almy. So now he's been here for 44 minutes. He's like, well, guess what though? No, no, no, I got time for one more question. Okay. Your hair and a fucking scrunchie, we're doing this. Okay. Shug that red bull rightunchie. We're doing this. Okay.

Shug that red bull right now. God, just, yeah. I'm not even a fully, I'm not. What's in your mouth? Are you dipping right now too? Yeah, I'm not fully, I'm, give him something to spit in. I'm not fully in this row.

And sometimes you don't have time to paint your nails. You just gotta get down. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not getting the shit out of this. I want to, I want to hear more about this from one more. Yeah, go, okay, just one more second. Bobcat was the first guy to take you on the road. I'm always calm.

He maybe you should sit this one out. And Bobcat was a, Bobcat was a police academy with me. And so I got that part as my first part. And then you stole the move and we did. Can you shut up? Can you honestly shut the fuck up? I'm over fake compliments. I mean, at least it had me. So I did that one and then we were up there in Toronto. We went to Yuck Yuck's and she'll bring me around just because I was

on I was a comedian so he would let you go that he goes, oh, this guy go on. And then that's okay. And then for those you don't know, your crowd is what four to eight year olds. I think we tap out at six. Bobby's big, just regular gestures, funny hair and they watch him with the sound off. And anyway, so I went to the yuck yucks and then they go, Bob, get if you go on, we will

put him on. So that's how it works. And then I came back and we stayed friends. I opened up. Now, when he's off stage, was the voice regular? Now, where are you? No, he was. No, I think that off stage, was the voice regular? No, where are you? No, I think that wasn't act. He was a nice guy, though.

And then I watched him do well, and then he got this movie hot to try about a talking horse and I remember that. Oh my God, he has so much heat on him. And it all went, I was there for the whole ride, terrifying. And you watched him crash and then you, pfff, skyrocketed. What a weird, did you ever call you after you got super free? No, we stayed friends for a while. It's like at a certain level.

Bobby, I do like you looking at your phone and throwing it like crazy. Like, oh, you mean you're reminding me on my phone? Why would you do it on the, that's where everyone does everything, Bobby. He's like, no, I was saying you should throw like a plan. You don't send pigeons anymore to fucking wait Can I just say something? Yeah, go on two things number one

This is great. I'm sorry should have been the first thing out of here. I'm sorry is the number one today I did that's I already said I'm sorry. No, you didn't no you didn't you yell at this poor guy I'm sorry in Guadalajara obviously. I'm sorry. No, no, it's obviously. Oh my god Kind of games are we playing now? This is like when my dad's when my dad used to hit me. No, you know what? When my dad used to hit me and he'd be like, I'm you so I didn't mean to hit you. I'll just say something. All right. All right. I made a mistake. I'm sorry. So no, no, no, I'm sorry.

You're so disgusting, Genu. But I can't tell you something. Please. All right. This is good news here down on this road. I'll tell you I'll spin it check it out right now from now on though Guess what I owe you for the rest of my life. That won't get me literally nothing I know but you don't know that have you have ever had a Korean? Have you ever had a Korean or your flavor? A flavor? A favor. I just woke up. Are you an ice cream dealer?

Shut the fuck up. Have you ever had a Korean or your favor? You haven't had me, Dave. No. And our favors are tremendous. Gold bars. You know what I mean? Free nobu.

You know what I mean? Policy. That first of all, gold bars and nobu. You like pussy? No. You know, okay. These two immigrants all, gold bars and clothing. You like pussy? Yeah, you know, okay. These two immigrants don't know what's going on. You can't, all right?

They're here getting three credits. Oh, so, so suddenly, I want to slow those. Yeah. When you did the young comedian special. Oh boy, a real question. No, I'm not doing a question. I'm gonna give you a compliment. Oh, thank you, okay, okay.

Okay, you look like, thank you for playing. By the way, you look like Wolverine and I love it. I look good today. Yeah, I really could look like Wolverine. I suddenly was sick. But I love the less. It's a little gray here. Oh, yeah. Oh, so here when you do that, no, okay. You look like you're here great. All this strands. Is it died? I don't care if it is. No, no, I swear to God, there isn't this strand. I do like you. Thank you so you so I wish you had a mullet again

I like that look I'll go back to it because that's the favor that you all know that's the favor I said the favors go on forever with him now because he's being never and it's like a Godstopper It never ends Congratulations David Congratulations you get favors for the rest of your life. Congratulations. You win. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, First of all, this is definitely not beating smartless. It will this episode. Not unless you tone it down. I'll just arm my, someone else's out. Am I going crazy? This does well.

I like it because I see it. I'll come, I'll come. Pretty fun. Well, we like your show. We just, you know, the problem is you guys are respectful and business-like and on time and professional and. I was telling when we get there 45 minutes early, this sounds crazy.

Just hear me out. On the day of like a shoot of a podcast, this rag tag operation held in a fucking strip mall in the middle of nowhere. You're gonna give him money. I go to you, he's gonna give you money. I go to you's a bathroom, I go, you have bathroom here. Oh, here's a key with a center block

on it that's a shell down in Tungo. I got guys, where's the money going? I know we make money. It's right there. Pay them Played a little chair and all this other dog shit. Look at that money. Did you just set last Center a couple? Hey, thanks for coming man. Normally I wouldn't accept it. Yeah, but today get some lunch. It's some nice lunch. No, let me say something. I didn't even do a full set. I'm a prime monor. Yeah, I'm not in a family. I, I was about to pay you where?

I just get forward more than that. He Brian Monner, can you have it? Yeah, also, it's the connedes, so you did this HBO young, can we use that? I was a kid, young, high school. And you did a promo though for it. I remember the promo, it was an interview, right? And you said something at the end, and I never heard this, and then people have said it before,

but you said something, you go, hold me. I don't know why he said that, right? But I remember laughing super loud as a kid. Yeah. Weird things like that. Like when I was, let me see it right there. I saw my first one.

When I was in my first Johnny Carson, I think in the middle I go, ooh, I had a sweater on I go, somebody went to the gap. Anyway, so in the middle I go, ooh, I had a sweater on I go, if somebody went to the gap, anyway. So in the middle, I sat. Yeah. So people thought that was interesting because it was so weird to say on a regular set on my first set on TV. So I know what you're saying. I'm not giving myself a compliment. I'm saying, I like to throw in, I think I said hold me. Yeah, it was a segue or like it was a throw away or something, but I remember going, it was so random. That's an old, it wasn't in that.

Look at that, look at you. I know, look at that. Look at that. That tucked in, that's for, that's what, this is the sign Feldean era of tucking in. This is way before the untucked store. Kind of curious. And I buttoned to the top for fucking God knows why.

You don't have a stylist. None of these old shows, anyone telling you anything. I forget who else is on this lineup with you. Rob Schneider, Drake Seder, who is fucking great. He unalived himself. Since then. God, you're such a hip cat. Yeah, I wanna make sure you can use it.

I know, that's great. And then. Don't use words like cat because he's a little older. That's crazy. Sorry, you're on your way. Yeah, yeah. Am I older than you? You could be anywhere, don't tell me, from 20 to 90. Honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my older than you could be anywhere. Don't tell me from 20 to 90

Honestly, yeah, yeah, are you you were kind of close like five years difference? Probably we are yeah, you look good though. Thanks It was Jan Karam Warren Not actually Warren Thomas who passed away. Mm Mm. Did not on a life. He did not. God did that. Sometimes God does. Tough disease.

And, um, Anyway, that was very influential in my comedy. Thank you. That moment of him saying, Yeah, because I remember going, I liked the act, you know what I mean? But I was like, I loved it. But I was like,

that right there made me laugh so loud because it was so weird and random to me at that time that I was just like, oh, and also you were so young. Look, you look at my age. I was just like, this is a kid doing, you know what I mean? Like on A.S.V. this is insane. That's how I felt about, uh, Swarzen. When I saw Nick, he was like, we're not too far off in age. And when he did his Comedy Central Hat Fire and he was that young, what was he was 17 or something? He was the youngest half hour. Oh, these guys actually do something?

Yeah, they do. Okay. He had the youngest half hour, I think it was the youngest guy to get a half hour on Comedy Central. 22 years old, the youngest comedy's starting Comedy Central presents. But I remember seeing it and being like,

that's me, that's a kid like us. Like it was, it does do that thing for you. It's like fire because if you're 22, you're like, that guy's doing better than me and I have to do more. I gotta do something. I got a chop with this. I was that's a kid like us. Like it was it does do that thing. Fire because if you're 22, like that guy's doing better than me. And I have to do more. I got to do something. I was still in college. I mean, I was he was already. Is that a race, guys? Huh? That race. Oh, you're not running. That's for sure. You're losing. Yeah. Um, no, I'm. No, Bob, we did that HBO thing. They go, you have 30 seconds. We're just going fill me you say whatever you want

It was so weird because we were like what are you gonna say? They go we're gonna do you separately you say anything you want for 30 seconds So everyone you didn't know to you watched it and I remember my manager goes I saw the one you did Do you want to redo that? Well, I didn't know what to say goes well, yeah, obviously, but Here's what I said just picture you have 30 seconds and your new comic and here's what I decided to. I go, well, I didn't know what to say. He goes, well, yeah, obviously, but, and here's what I said. Just picture you have 30 seconds. And your new comic, and here's what I decided to say. I go, I went to Kmart the other day,

and I got a flat tire. This is even a bit, I go, I got a flat tire. So I went, and I was hungry, so I went in the back, and there was a little dirty rotisserie with hot dogs in it. And I said to the lady working there, are these all beef and she goes, I don't think so. That's funny.

And I go, and I go. And that was it, and they go, so that's the one. And I go, I think it's funny. It is. Because it really happened, and I go, I should have done more that type of humor because it was a little offbeat than just regular joke, joke, joke.

But when I got an SNL and then, oh, a couple people remember? When I got on a SNL, I couldn't figure out how to write a sketch or do a week out of the piece without just being due jokes from my accent. And I think it was Conan O'Brien was there. And he goes, you have to do like a concept, like a whole, a whole feel of a bit,

and then the idea will sell some of the stuff without being like punchlines. And it took so long. So the first one that actually worked like that where I was a receptionist and I was going, oh, and you are, and it was more like an attitude. And when I was getting laughs on stuff that wasn't like a punchline,

then I really was like another thing went off, like, oh, you can do it like this. Right. So I started learning, oh, you can do it like this. Right. So I started learning, oh, that's how you write sketches that are just the idea of it, everyone's rolling with. So do you remember that one where I'm like a sort of a condescending reception? Agreed or yeah, right? Yeah, yeah.

I pretend I don't know who anyone is. Uh huh. And I go, it's a little crazy right now. And so, yeah. And then that work and then they put it up in the front. Oh, look at that picture. Me looks good. Look at the bottom. See, I have a coat on. Yeah, he up in the front. Oh, look at that picture. Me looks good. Look at the bottom.

Do you ever coat on? Yeah, he wants the one to the newer one from Vanity. Oh, are you look great there? That's a good look. It actually says sorry, David Bowie. David Spade turned on a request from you. Oh, that was kind of like Tom. You had a little bit.

Little bit. That was for this sketch where Bowie, I couldn't get it on. And then Bowie was on the musical guest with Tin Machine, and I said, I'm going to write Bowie. I love that album. The one album that they did with Tin Machine, I love it. I didn't get to move. Okay.

So, as I just pushed him away. Yeah, I love that. It feels so good. So good. So, they're all good. I say, oh, I put Bowie in at the end going, and I'm David Bowie, and I'm like, I'm sorry, and he's like, I was in, I've actually done, I'm, it's just, I don't know much of a music guy, you know, just talking down him.

So then they go, oh, David Bowie, you read the sketch, you once talked about it. I go, about his three lines, I go, oh, I'm sure. So they gave me his fake name, they said, call this hotel. Do you remember his fake name? I do not. God, I wish I remember. I will. I want to know his aliest. I had a written on it, a piece of paper because he called me and they said, call him back.

And then I called him. Oh my God. He put me through. Imagine. Can you imagine? I can't imagine. 26, 25. I haven't got this sketch on it. Imagine.

He goes, David, I'm reading this reception. And I met him at the young comedian's special. I'll see you at the moment, everybody. So I met him before, but not this, this was after. So I say, oh, yeah, I said, oh, he goes, this is so funny. I run into people all the time. Anyway, I can play your part. And I go, oh, wow. Did you read it, Dave? He goes, that's way funnier. And it was my than in like, quit just plugging people in to make you look good.

You know how you do a sketch in the house? Because the house has to do something. Because when they go in the meeting, they go, I like that one, it's really funny, but what do I do? And they're like, yeah, get rid of it. And you go, they can sketch a kill. And then you figure it later,

make sure Alec Baldwin does something. Yeah. What does he have to play? Because he wants to score. Or whoever the host is. So I go, well, it was kind of one of the sketches where like Wayne's were like, I want to do it more than once. And he's like, I'd love to do it.

And they were like, if David Bowie played, we'll put it on for sure. Yeah. And I said, no. Because I go, I want to try. Meanwhile, it had the stink of it. It didn't get on. And then so when you put it in read through again, it's tougher because it don't get on. And then they go, and then it just fades away.

So I still didn't do it. And then everyone's like, I probably would let them do it. I'm like, I mean, it's so good. And anyway, I got it on about four months later. Wow. And he was weird about it. That's what I'm. Who would you get it on with? I think I was a version. Oh, that's. No, And he was weird about it. That's what I was. Who would you get it on with?

I think I was with Roseanne. Oh, that's... No, MC Hammer was the first one. And it was the last sketch in the whole show. And then the next was Roseanne and it was the first sketch. And that was the best one it ever worked. Wow. And I did it one more time and then it...

But that Roseanne one was the best one. Did you ever have one that you did, you know, like the Lauren removes it, but then plugs it back in last minute, you know, like right, right before dress or whatever. They don't do that because they have to build a whole set. So if it doesn't get on a read through your fuck, but they might take a weekend update and say,

hey, did you want to do that? We have a light weekend update. And try that out. And throw you in. Yeah, do you have anything? But Santa would sometimes write a song after read through. If, you know, if anything happens during the week and you can write, you can throw something in,

and then if it's very topical, that's the beauty of it. Now, when you had your regimen of SNL, you'd have to beat a place on time, right? And like, if you beat a guy. I'm looking at Bobby already drifting off. He's like, I'm not drifting off. Is there one of these where you like had fun? And like, no, I find enough.

First of all, number one, I've had enough of it. I don't give a fuck. I know you're, don't, please, I find. You do what you do, go down to your path. I'm already down it. I'm running for a speed. I'm not trying to be controversial. You guys talk, I'll dip, I'm slowly waking up.

I realize what's going on here. Just beyond the show. I'm on the show. I'm listening to everything you're saying. What are you talking about, pal? He told me a lot. I love you, dude. I made a mistake, I'm sorry. We are buddies everything you're saying. What are you talking about, pal? He told me a lot. I love you, dude. I made a mistake.

I'm sorry. We are buddies. We're buddies. It's not like he's somebody that like, I've got to do many dinners with him. We've gone out many times. I know for years, you know, and as a friend, I'm allowed to make a mistake.

I made a mistake. But I don't like being fucking persecuted. Persecuted? Persecuted. Persecudo. I don't like being in a corner. I don't like, that's like Persecuted. Persecuted. Persecuted. I don't like being in a corner. I don't like, look, that's the,

these are the years of years of this us being friends. Yeah, years, that's a sudden why? That me. That's you dude with Chris Wintanki. With Towsky. Yeah, yeah, and, um, Towsky. That's in the wrong messy.

Yeah, yeah, it was in the wrong messy. With tour the force. For Bob. Do you remember that day? Oh yeah. That day. Let's talk about it. Where's the worst day of my life Do you remember that day? Oh yeah. That day. Let's talk about it. Where's the worst day of my life?

You know about it. Yeah, that was the worst day of my life. But it turned out to be the best. So that movie was such a fucking monster. I love it. Great, great. But I don't like shit the whole movie and that killed me. Wait, why?

What do you mean? I actually voluntarily shaved. I was in Portland and I should have like darker hair and fucking shave and not look like myself. And it looked so bad and then they gave me a clip in wig of darker hair. They didn't just want to dye your hair. It was a bigger pain in the ass.

Why do you just want to dye your own hair? I did. And then I added more. I go, I don't need this anyway. Once we were locked into it anyway. We did the whole movie. Lauren was great. That's Sarah Chalk and that's,

look at Bobby Fresh Facebook. God, look at how young you look right there for some reason. That was like, two years ago, but you looked so young. That was five years ago. Really? No, that old?

When did you turn? Before COVID. Dead inside. Oh, COVID. That was before COVID, right? Yeah, they're during COVID. Yeah, so we did right before. Wow.

Yeah, yeah. I looked like shit now. No. That's what you just said. I looked young and fucking springy back then. Why do you look like you got up on time back then? Like you were humming along, scheduled one. I would remember that.

I sent that in. That was funny. Yeah, that was fun. I was just talking to Heather, like, I was like, Bobby didn't do lights out that much, but how many times you do it? Theo didn't do it at all. Once or twice, but I did set up in which is...

Yes, there's a couple videos. I did it. That was funny. Three times, I think I did three times. Two or three times. And it was very funny. We talked about what happened at the wrong messy. What happened?

Oh, you think it's a bad or no? Yeah. Well, I did, so I had one line. Yeah. No, you had, you were greeting us. Another problem with that scene was, not your fault, but we walk in and Sandler's kids play the kids there and they walk in

and then they're talking loud and long goes, hey, kids, shut the fuck up. She screams at him. So it's hard to follow that bit because it was really funny and then we get to the front desk and you go, good evening. My wife is a Mr. and Mrs. Tim.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But mine wasn't a bit, it was still a line, right? It was a joke there. You were written in because you're Bobbi Lee and everyone loves you. It's like what people say, you're just funny. Yeah, yeah. But we didn't give you a great funny part.

Yeah, so I said the line, which is fine. Do the line right now. I don't remember it, but I remember this. I did the line and I remember stop and then it was so harmful. Sandler walking up and he says, I don't know what you're doing man. God damn it. I go, what do you mean? He's like, yeah, I just don't know. I mean, it's like, you know, it's, it's real. It's a good sandwich impression too. And I go, that's what he sounds like. Okay. When he's not fucking people and we're like,

oh thank you so much. I don't like what the fuck you're doing right now. So anyway, I do it again and then, you know, there's another problem, it's like you're not clear about this, this and that. And it just kept going. And as it went, I just started sweating. And I remember David looking at me going,

I'm sorry. I was trying to laugh because I go, if he fucking fucks us up again, we were laughing. I didn't fucking, I'm, I'm sorry. I was trying out to laugh because I go if he fucking fucks us up again We were laughing. I didn't fucking I'm I don't think did I fuck it up? Hey, just go you go Good evening, mister to I'm like is he trying to sound like a real person that's making me sick Because I'm so used to being a goofball you being a goofball. Yeah, and you were being so straight I couldn't take but it's weird to put him in such a straight roll. It was sort of, I tried to be real about it, but he was like, what are you doing?

I go, no, you're great. And it was just an odd situation. Then we got the giggles, because it was taking forever. And Adam was there, he's not. One line took forever. He's not there all the time, and he's drinking coffee in the back. I was so stressed.

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You all right? And what happens? I go upstairs. I'm at the bar. Eat, eat, eat. And there's a guy next to me at the hotel. Now that's that this that day. He's an Asian dude. It was Jean. Oh, Jean Hong. That's right. Right. And he looks at me and he goes, are you Bobbie Lee? Right? I go, yeah, he goes, I produce Magnum PI. And he goes, I'm going to write you in. That led to a bunch of episodes. It's fucking four years of work, I see. And you know what, so Sandler wasn't mean to you that day. You wouldn't have gone on that little eating bench,

a little sad boy bench eating the match. No, if I hadn't gone in general, because I remember it was one line out and Dave was like, just do a favor. I go to one line, but I did it for, you know, I do it because of David. Well, I thought it was good to have you there. It was great. Anyway, it did so much for me. Thank you so much for having me on there. I apologize for being late Let's not know who that night

Cuz we went to eat what you were in town, but no you and I went to that restaurant. We went to the strip steak Oh, yeah, that was strip second. Well, yeah, yeah, but after that. Um, no that night we didn't go eat what hotel was that? I was embarrassed to be with him. I go what if Sandler gives notes on how he's eating the steak. Yeah, you're eating it like a fucking robot. Yeah. Just eat it. No, it's tough.

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you can, you can flirt with girls that are locked up right now doing time. And there's some face tattoo checks that are just stunning. Really? Yeah, go to this. I see them online like the balance. Like, you know, there's this new service you can flirt with girls that are locked up right now doing time. And there's some face tattoo tricks that are just stunning. Really? Yeah, go to this. I see them online all the time. On Tic Tac, they show these girls that are still in prison

that you can, there's a dating app for girls or they're gonna get out soon. Right. And I would go, they'd have to be out within a hundred a year. Yeah, I think it's, I think it's like six to eight months. I'm sure it just depends on the crime. Well, here you go, meetininmay.com. No, the crime doesn't really matter. They're they're absolving their sin That's where it's from oh, there's a wolf. It's like oh my god. Look at all of them. All right some featured ladies

Twitter I fall where it's just mug shots of beautiful women who got arrested are their body shots or just the face She just you they can be deceived they usually just do here from up all them on the Are there body shots or just the face? She just, they usually just do here from up. Paul them on the, uh, no, okay, here we go. What do you see? Okay, Samantha Bullchild, tough name. Is she your type?

She's out in Calcilla, California. Calcilla is a name of a place we have here. Yeah. My name's Sammy Chauchilla. Oh, Chauchilla, that's even worse. It's Chauchilla, yeah. I enjoy meeting new people. I'm interested in your culture. She can writeo Chilli. Yeah. I enjoy meeting new people. I'm interested in your culture. What you gonna write in killing you. Yeah.

Cause they're right there. It gets to know people. Yeah. Kill you. Data birth, a 387. So you know, they tell you stats. Go down height five, nine. Wait. Don't worry about it. Yeah. So she said, no. I love TikTok, free holidays and killing. I love TikTok, free holaes, and killing. Like, float torture. Yeah. Give me another one, because I'm not really into the Mexican thing right now. Why not? You're over it?

Yeah, I'm over it. Wow. That face is a good done. Ooh, that is cool. He does go through big faces. This is white right here? Yeah, this is white. You like good old fat.

She's in a care. Now, what does she do this girl? Say what they did. Let's see if they say what they did. What does she do this girl? Okay, so hold on, hold on, hold on. What does it say? Their maximum release date would be 2028. Too long. What did you do? What did you do, Louis?

Sorry. That's a red flag. When you're in for more than three years. Yeah, I mean, that music crime was bad. Pretty bad. She's a masseuse. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. You know what? she can hit the ground running when she gets out. Back to work, right back to work. Go to the four seasons. I do want to know what they did. Yeah, I need what they did. That's what the site needs. What they did.

Do you like girls that have tattoos with sayings on them? You don't have tattoos, do you, Dave? I do have two, but they're just stupid. What are they? You started it. I didn't know. What is it? What is it? Well, this one this one I got on certain lives a joke

You could even pull that up Sean Penn gave me a tattoo there You it was just a joke and then he gave me another one about five years ago someone in life's a garden dig it No, that's not it. I know other people. That's very funny. So you have a Calvin and Hobbs? Yeah, because he couldn't do the one we picked and so so we just had to pick one out of the card too. I hate it when people go, you know, you're on that TV. It's like, I said, I go, who says that? No one's ever said that. So people said that, Mexicans have said that.

Oh, but I go, I go, that is, that is, that's SNL 4, I know, but Matt TV. Our biggest star was like, Nicole Richie. She was on Matt TV. Like, yeah, and we would get people like before there, so I was like, what time we got Ryan Reynolds, but we didn't know he was.

Like how crazy that is, in living color head bigger stars in me. I know, we would get, but then we would get like Marilyn Manson Green Day Play. We had the Strokes Play. That's cool. So we had cool band younger bands, but it's like,

I would look at their show and go, I mean, it was a completely different program. It was a completely different level. But everyone knows Matt TV, so that's kind of good. It was very well known. I've heard of Italy. I don't know if it was like churning out Superstars, but I already lying was on.

Are you on the TV? I like her. I don't know. Why was wrong with that? I don't know. I mean, the class of guys I was in on, I mean, they've gone on to work. From that TVU.

Okay. She and Peele. Okay, Peele is great. Yeah, but they weren't on as long as you were, right? But they were for five years. You did seven? I did eight. Eight.

It was who? Yeah, yeah. Matt Bronner, there's Matt Bronner with me. Yeah, yeah, we had. Arden Mirren. Arden? Who's in the middle? Who's that girl, yeah, we had Arden Mirren. Arden Mirren. Who's in the middle? Who's that girl in the...

Rockwell on the right? Nicole Parker. That's Nicole Ari Parker. Bobby, are you 11? Is that you? Yeah, I'm in the bottom. That was my eighth year. That was the last year.

You're eighth year? That was the last year, yeah, yeah. Who's the person at the top? Eric Price. Like Keegan did it still one last year. Johnny Sanchez. I know, I see Johnny so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He looks so young there. So young. What if we let's move on? That is a good class. Bring up Spades class. Oh, yeah. Where's my class? Look at your fucking...

Do you ever play Asian characters on the... Look at this cat. Look at Spade. You were on with nobodies. David Spade was on SNL with fucking literal nobody's. Who are any of these people? I recognize none of these fucking humans. Oh, dude, holy shit.

I mean, this is honest. Al Franken. This is like when the, this is far away. Oh my God. This is like when the fucking, when we were doing the men's basketball Olympic team, this was the dream team.

And then they'd have to play like fucking sweeteners. Yeah, the women's side. Yeah, the women's team. That was a good year. This is dream team shit. Where's my minor stuff? Mike's probably taking the picture, right? He was there.

You guys are like, hey, Mike, can you take this? I was like, well, I wanted to. That is an, that's I mean, dude, what a fucking, you were in the gut of some of the great, it's unbelievable. It's incredible. Today is actually a sad anniversary of Chris. Today?

Wait, is it really today? Get the fuck out of here. Someone's footer told me. I think no way. I knew it was close to Christmas. You know why I thought, you know what's so weird about this? This is one of those things December 18th. Holy fucking shit. Oh my god. That is today There's a 2020 you were on set and you were fucking late today the disrespect is on Farley I slept in for him. Oh, yeah, that make this actually makes a lot of sense

That's nice. Yeah, oh my you know, you know, why I I when I was dropped this morning when I got up and I was getting coffee and I was scrolling I did see someone posted a new photo of Chris with a crown hat on with a cigarette is mouth. Have you seen that go around? Yeah, man, it's such a fucking cool photo and it made me go. Oh, that's I just thought it was just like, you know, someone posting that photo. Look at this fucking photo. Look at how awesome that photo is. He took it. He was he was actually good looking to do. He took some cool fucking picture. I mean, that is fucking powerful. I don photo is. He took, he was actually a good looking dude. He took some cool fucking fake shoe. I mean, that is fucking powerful. I don't know. He just had, you know, I don't know.

Oh, where are you? When you found out you told me you were on set, right? I remember that you told me that. You wrote this, that's it, kind of. What's that? I open up to you one day. You did. I was on just shoot me.

Yes, shoot me yeah. A couple of people remember, thank you. A couple of you back. You want to just shoot me and, um, What's that, your vape pen? Yeah, thank you. Come on back. Come on back. You wanna just shoot me and... What's that, you're vape, pan? Yeah, he's a vape kid. Drug dealer runs it in. I'm just gonna...

Well, it's like this. You did see the Minnesota junkie there. He's our little house slut. Oh yeah, you don't have to tell me which one's which. I saw that dude, drag in the center block. But I do have this... I'm gonna see another good thing about you and I just wanna see it, because I just now I'm have this. I'm using one ceiling. I want to say another good thing about you and I'm just gonna, I just want to say it

because I just now I'm fully woke. I woke up. I wake up. God bless. And I'm fully here. So I want to say this. Okay, here we go. Already.

Yeah, the show's over. Yeah, yeah, I know. I just want to say this. I'm honestly, David. Yeah. And this is, I'm being completely, look at me. I am so ashamed that I woke up late. look at me. I'm so ashamed that I woke up late.

I'm fucking forgot. I'm so sorry and it'll never happen again. I'm gonna run. I owe you, I owe you favors for the rest of you. Not number two, but I do have to say, you were, even before I even knew you, you're just one of the nicest guys, dude in the scene because it's like,

I remember you would like randomly take photos with me and stuff and I didn't really know you that well. You know, you were always like available and really cool and these compliments are sort of mid-level. No. Like you always had nice shoes. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're also very, oh, kind of kind of, you're also stylish.

Okay. Now we're getting started. I don't know what time I was wearing a Moncler jacket and you put your finger around you go, just how one's doing well. With your finger around the Moncler logo. Right? I see that's the thing.

I was hitting on you. I remember little moments with us then. And that goes a long way. I think you guys fill up Moncler. I'm like, yeah, nothing long way. I think you guys pull up Moncler. Yeah, you have nothing to do in there. And I just feel- Pulled up the word mom. Well, I like to-

Yeah. Moncler is no fucking bullshit, by the way. No bullshit. Bobby's it true, and I have a question for you. Okay, go ahead. Moncler. It's called Turning the Tables. I do an interview show myself.

Is this getting lower like my dick? You know, I took a different eye class. You don't have to come on. Excess. Go fix it, Matt. Oh, oh, oh, my god. Oh, no. All right. Um, just come on Jim Varney fix it. If you can, my god.

Dude, you're fired, dude. That was so dumb. What you just did? He broke the fuck. He's gonna break that the TV's broken. I mean, I got it, guy. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, David Spade. Sorry, David Spade. That a boy.

He's like, I saw a dusty slave video. Anyway, so I, what was I even telling you? You were gonna about to give him a compliment. He wanted to give you a compliment. No, no, it wasn't that. It was just he was telling another story. What I just said, I just started something. No one fucking remembers.

It was literally 18 seconds ago. You did? Because he kept complimenting you. Mm-hmm. I go this and that and then. And you said I'm gonna compliment you. No, I wanna turn the table, son. You'll be because I-

I do all the time every show. Thank you. I do whenever you're a fucking guy. You finally pipes up. Date that visa. Give him another six months. Oh, he knocked up a check here and I had lots. Oh he is?

Yeah, he is. All right, yeah. Okay, are you gonna remember, are you fucking high? I gotta put up a haze. Oh, fucking anvil, man. I can't handle it. I can't handle it, I can't handle it. Everything's going right in my life, completely.

All right. Jesus, crap. Anyway, so is it true you don't how much money you have? Because I thought this is very interesting. I don't. Because I have an accountant and I go in once a month and I go over it. And I thought, Bobby, I could probably guess

not how much money you have, but you do very well. But I think that would make me more anxious to not know. Because obviously you can afford whatever you want. You're not going crazy. It makes more anxious to know. I Because obviously you can afford whatever you want. You're not going crazy. It makes me more anxious to know. I know how much he has, because I have better communication with his account. Because when you relate, do you guys have the same guy?

No, because I went in, I went in, because my therapist goes, you gotta go in, because you wanna know what's, you know, you gotta be responsible and know what's going on in your life. So he's not stealing from you? Yeah, so I went in there and when he told me what I had, I got really upset, right?

Because I thought I had more than that. That's the problem when I go in, it's always less than that. Yeah, so I'm like, I'm never gonna know again. I don't ever want to know. I want to think that I'm rich. His business manager also is no less than 94 years old and lives at the beach. He's like this visor.

Yeah. Are you touring anyway? I'm on tour right now, DavidSpid.com. I's like this visor. Yeah. Are you touring anyway? I'm on tour right now, DavidSpade.com. I don't like to talk about it. Let's bring up some dates. Yeah, let's put up dates up. And now it's just, yeah, this is why, I think I'm going here.

I want to push. Are you going to record a new hour? That's such a fucking big decision. Okay, so you're playing the rib in Chicago, my hometown love. That's my first one in January. Dude, I love the rib. That's such a, have you're playing the rib in Chicago, my hometown love. That's my first one in January. Dude, I love the rib. That's such a...

Have you played that before? I'm in August. So when this is out, you'll be in Spokane, Washington. I'm moving the more theater. So I'm gonna be in Spokane. I have Santa Rosa. Seattle, we played Belboa, love. It was tough this year because I did,

not as many as like Nate or Theo, But I did a lot for me. Yeah, I'm fucking did it too late You know, I should have been doing this and I'm 30 40, but I just always I feel like I was always in a show or movie and I couldn't No one was doing theaters. I mean now everyone know I've years ago It was all like skydid we get the improv sold it out so you can make some money if you go down to Irvine It's a bigger improv. I would do those, but man to go to a theater tour is tough, I was the first year. Well so now you're going to Austin in March and are you gonna do Joe's club or no? You have any? I used to do the paramount. I might go over there and do a pop-up. No, what's that thing called? Kiltoni? Oh yeah, yeah, Kiltoni. I don't really know them, but I think I might, let's see if I can try to do that.

Yeah, you should. And then I just do something different and I think I might, let's see if I can try to do that. Yeah, you should. And then I just do something different. And I'll see out of me. Maybe I'll go there and watch a see him. And yeah, I don't know. This is, it's off on that I do the Venetian with Nikki Glazer. We do that.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And you're doing Netflix as a joke, Festival Kill. You think you should do that. You could probably do the Venetian both. We're playing the Cosmo for five, four, wait, what is it? I'm sorry. What is it?

420. We're playing the Cosmo. Is that small? It's still be open. It's closing down right now. It is? We're, they're going out of business, show. Yeah. Are you being real? And they're giving away the tickets, yeah.

If you jump in the Bellagio fountain, you get a free ticket to our show. That was going to bring your merch. Are you being real though? No, man. That was well as good. Don't worry about it. Are you guys going to close down there? We're fine. I'm good. That was well as good.

I'm worried about it. Are you guys know to close down there? We're fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. I think you guys do good. No, we do very good. You guys are just tonnig.

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What's that? Well, I was gonna go one through this over. First that well I was gonna go lunch was over First fucking hour I was here. It is insane to eat a banana But you had to do it quickly because nobody wants to see it. Well, I did it because I knew he was blabbing away But can turn the camera off me for a while I'm just trying to say a lie My survivor here fucking' in this dead mall. Remember that one time I drove you to Sarah Silverman's house?

That was cool. Did you? Yeah, remember she had a party. I was invited to. I was invited to, so I just dropped you off and I'm like, bye, and I left. I don't think I get a plus one. Yeah, I've done things, man.

You drove him to Sarah's house? Yeah. I've been to that rooftop party that, everyone goes. You've never been? Next year you should go. I don't think she likes me. Yeah, she said that. Yeah.

I don't know. It is fun though. Everybody likes you buddy. I know, I wanted to go up. I just felt like the vibe wasn't like. I can't go, I can't go. I went to a holiday party last night. Who was there?

You know, I knew for those of you at home, last night was a Sunday, and last night I knew of two Christmas parties out of Sunday, so weird, I think that's weird. And what you see, I found it weird too, is Pete Holmes lives up up and away from here, and we made the long drive, it was nice, and it's one of those moments where I realized

it's a Sunday. It's too far. It's a far Sunday moments where I realized it's a Sunday. It's too far. It's a far Sunday, but it's the O.I. party? Yeah, fuck off. Yeah, but it was actually wonderful. It was great to go see. I wanted to go see them up there and I never go up there. So I wanted to go see how far is O.I. from here?

Now we're in 25. Oh, did you spend the night last night? Yeah. Oh, wow, I didn't know. Yeah, sorry. Is there O.T. up there? Do you use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use Is there a hotel up there? Do you use to your house? Oh, hi, Valian is right there. There's a hotel right there. It's nice. Bobby, do you think you'll get married?

This is what everyone asks me and I hate it. I don't think so. I think you're too damaged. You were sort of married to... Collyla, yeah. No, I look at... Finish it for me. Collyla, yeah.

And then how long did that go? Well, there's still been the podcasts together. You love that, no? Mm. It's that, no. It's an interesting move. I don't know what the fuck you're doing. I have no idea what you're for going to do it. I don't like it. Parents fight.

I don't know what you're doing. I don't like it. And I don't like it. I think this thing what you're doing right now, I made a mistake. It's been like this whole right? It'd be honest. Really dying out.

Back me up here. It's good though. This whole time, this is back me up for a second, all right? This whole time. Back me up, asking for you to be on his side before making the valid argument. Go ahead.

They also yelling at them and they've been hitting you over the last three hours to come down here. And you're like, oh, I'm not done with them. I'll tell you that right now. I'm not done with them. I'll tell you that right now. Stay after, right? They are assholes, Bobby.

I'm almost done with you. I don't even want to even go there with you, but how? I don't even want to go into the arena with you because I will fucking bring out my fucking swords, okay? Let me say something. All right, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching. All right, so let me say something. This whole fucking podcast, I've been looking over and you just, ching, chung.

You do this thing like, I give us his moves. What does he do when he's fucking with you? He tries to smile, but his eyes are rage. So this is what he goes. And I know that look right there. The fury is in your eyes, dude. And what I'm saying, dude, is that let go soften your eyes. It's a quarter inch from Bobby's mud. Yeah. Don't talk about my eyes, buddy. Soft in your eyes. Talk about soft eyes. And let's just be positive, not dude.

I don't critique your eyes. Don't critique my eyes. Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. Thank you. Do what you want to do with your eyes. Thank you. Yeah, you're right.

I want this camera to be directly straight. I'm just fucking making face. David, by the way, David is too good for our chair. He said our chair was bullshit. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't like our bullshit chairs. I didn't like you were fucking raft. Yeah, yeah.

A blow up chair. I'm sorry, this place makes millions. I know you got orange paint. You did that. So I'm starting cutting corners up there. Orange paint. Let's bring up the set from their show, from him and... Oh yeah, mine's stupid.

Let's say none of that. Why isn't like a real show? Oh, fuck off. That's a very real show. Well, we don't really have people in that much. Let's see the images. We never have video, that's our problem. Why not?

Why don't you do it? We're trying to do it with just me and Dana and this year. Oh, that's right, I kept telling you to do it. It's so crazy, they just didn't want that. And I was like, it's like having a newspaper, guys. We should have video, that's why you can't find video. And I was like, it's like having a newspaper, guys. We should have video. That's why you can't find video. It's a two TV movie stars, should be a fucking...

And I can't believe it does well, even without, because you know what, it was smartless, you could point to, they don't do it. And Conan didn't do it. And guess what, this year, Conan did it. Smartless is a little different than you guys. Smartless is different. Yeah.

But we have people, you know, there you go. There's just us. Look how adorable. Where are you guys being held captives? That's in my basement. Jesus fucking. It's just come there, Bobby.

You been in my house. Late times. I mean, yeah. Late times. Over the games, we were so fights. I've been to fights. You know, I will give you a compliment. Santino is pretty funny.

I saw his act. Thanks. He's a act. My friends like you, they always go. Do you seeino is pretty funny. I saw his act. I see his act. My friends like you, they always go, do you see this guy? He's very funny, Bobby. You do a nice job, and I saw you the other night, and you act like this. This is what people tell you.

You act like you're just thinking about this on stage. You are. That's why there's no punchlines. But, no. You did good. You were over there. And I watched you. Remember I saw you. But, no. You did good. You were over there. And I watched you. Remember I saw you the other night we shot?

Within Prof. Yeah. And you always are funny. Always funny. OK, here's the next thing you have to do for me. Next time we do a gig together, you tell whoever has given me your money. OK.

OK, how many times do we have to do that though? This once. One more time. This once. So I I'm gonna have them give you my money money I think that would be funny. I'd be kind of they think yeah Yeah, yeah, let's go grab you straight when I do this, but tell me yeah, yeah, I'll go he needs it right then I'll go He won't know he doesn't even know how much he's sick. Yeah, you said we'll start a rumor that he's sick Yeah, so you bought some drugs off me. Yeah, yeah, he needs help. He's got his on his he's like an arts olympic olympic no that it wouldn't make you olympic is for weight loss. yeah, he needs help. He's like an oz... Ozimpic.

No, that didn't make you. Ozimpic is for weight loss. I know. But that's what I bought him from. Oh, man. Is that bananas hitting? There's that. The banana's hitting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in it now. I'm in it. I'm in it. Once you get... You're a zombie. I'm in it. I'm in it.

It's like a stark filming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's the most unusable podcast I've done in my life. Do you think, when it wears your list of questions, where's your list of questions? I have some. Right now. Any prep.

Yeah. No. Dude, we had Dan Acquired. I was like, this, look. I know that. I'm like, look at this. Go ahead. Go ahead.

He's a legend. You're a legend too, but we're friends. I like it. You don't hang out with Dan Acquired, do you? Says legend, I go like this. I went to, I we're friends. I like it's like, you don't hang out with Dan Acroix, do you? Says legend, I go like this. I'm one, two, I go. Oh. Yeah.

No, Danny Acroix is one of the all time greats of SNL. So of course I want to go, there's too much from Ghostbusters. Yeah, too much. And he also loves fucking paranormal shit. What about Mike Meier's cell? Mike Meier's just great. Don't you think he might be one of the most prolific

post SNL guys? Sure. I mean, in the movies he didn't do He didn't do shprockets. They want him not doing that. He did a new coffee talk. Oh, what I just think about fucking Beyond Wayne's role and then Shrek. Shrek is absurd. Oh, yeah, Shrek, right to get into that franchise. Oh my god Do you have it? Can you pull up Google guys? Can you, uh, do you fight over who punches the keys or is it? No, it's Carlos. Yeah. Only Carlos.

See if you can find Farley doing Shrek. There was not right. He was supposed to be Shrek. I finally found video where he was doing it. Wow. That's it, right there. Rare footage of Chris Farley or Shrek. Yeah.

Wow. I mean, let's say he did it sort of his own voice. Now come on. What do you want? I don't know to have time to set it to music. Oh This is another one of those onion things. No, this is one of those drop it and leave me alone. He's doing his exact voice Why don't you want to talk about it? I think one mic did I like that. That's so wild. It's so wild. He had four days left. I heard five days left of that. No way. And they asked Johnny his brother to finish it. But Johnny was too like, oh, so he had already done the movie and then he passed. Yeah. And Johnny could have finished it because he can do his voice. Power. yeah. And then Johnny said no because it was too torn up.

What a different world that would have been. That's so fun. But listen, Shrek, as Scottish or whatever, I wouldn't have picked up, it has a very interesting weird mic thing to do and it paid off here. It worked so well. We're good.

I mean, how would you tell my, let's do just a couple normal, like on a regular basis. I mean, when they get, yeah. That's funny. Do a couple like that. And then a couple of the like on a regular basis. I mean, when they go, yeah. That's funny. Do a couple like that, and then a couple of the ones we're gonna use. But for someone to take, I gotta trick, I wanna try something.

All right. Wow. But just do the script once, and then do it everyone. But Mike obviously was great, and that's all. That took a lot of balls, though, for somebody on the production team to go, maybe the Scottish thing is gonna work. And how about how weird it is, you know, Mike's great and you trust him.

It's still like, what if everyone was, what the fuck is, why is he Scottish? I'm right. So the question's never posed. No one ever go, how come nobody else is Scottish? You should camera me as the other characters should be like, what were you from again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Castle.

Wow. Where is Scotland? Yeah, are we? Yeah, yeah. A lot of questions. Is it something that you tell the producer I'm going to do or do you just do it on day? Well, you know someone like him, I would imagine just like this. Well, I'd be a re-through, you know, when we are re-throughs with him and he just does different things and different, like him, something in a sketch and he's meant he wants to make

something of it and everyone does there. So someone will put a spin on something you don't even see coming, but you can get mine more laughs out of it that weren't there. So someone will put a spin on something you don't even see coming, but you can get mine more laughs out of it that weren't there. Did you ever make a choice that they didn't end up using that you really liked? I remember one time we were, I was Hitler's assistant in a sketch. And so they go like this and I go, yes, mine, and every time they kept coming, but it kept getting a laugh. Yeah. Yeah. I'll get right on that mine. Yeah.

The line is just something mine for you. Yeah. And then I like Lauren looks over. So then you're like, oh, because if you're fucking up like smigal sketch or Jack Candy, you know they're gonna be like, I can read through my fucking, because it's too scary.

Wow. Because everyone in there is a great writer. Did you get nervous? Because I remember just even my show, I would get so nervous between Bip Bip or Cable Ring. When you're looking over here and you look, is that where you're looking when you keep looking away from me here?

He looks at the guys. He always looks at the guys. Look at the guys. But you look all the way over there and you look here. Why does it matter? Because you're not looking at me. I'm looking at you now. When I look at you now.

I'm looking at you now. When you did SNL. Oh, and I go like, oh yeah, yeah. It's his nervous tick. I'm looking at you now. When I look, is it like you're looking at you now? I guess when you did SNL. And I go like, oh yeah, yeah. It's his nervous tick. I thought like, I have a nervous tick. Yeah. Thanks for being better at this. It's probably a walking better.

Yeah. Do it again. See? Let's go, God damn it. I did a lip thing. Go ahead, what I did, SNL. See? I have time for one more.

Yeah. So, he's got a job. Did you get nervous before table reads? Because I just, that's a lot of pressure, right? Because what you do, you get nervous before table reads. Because I just, that's a lot of pressure, right? Because what you do, you read a lot of sketches, not all of them's gonna get picked. Well, in fairness, I wasn't in that much. So, if I was in something,

so there's a lot of little birds in that fucking nest. Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. Maybe it'll come. Mm-mm-mm. Like, I can eat something. So I want more, Everyone's being more. Yeah.

I'd see love it sad. He's like, I'm only in three things. I'm like, do you even count? Who gives a fuck? When I first got to that, I saw him and I go, you really even care? Like, I just think you're hilarious. Yeah.

I just see you in a sketch. I go, this is funny. He's funny. But they do. And I go, I'll never be like that. And fucking four days later, I was like, oh, no, no. It was exactly what I said I wouldn't do. Mmm freak out could not be more stressed in my whole life than that

Wow, it's too hard the whole time too hard, but I wasn't really gaining ground. It was just and of course the jealousies Yeah Off the charts. Wow setting off jealous meters in Japan I just see everyone killing it. I'm like, it's just hard to keep your head, keep your friends, pull for everybody and not go. What about me? Well, that book, live from New York, do you read that book? It's just, it's fucking crazy. It's just a weird thing.

You're on the bachelor where they're all nice to beginning and then it gets whittled down. And then they have to hate each other, not hate each But you go how much can you pull for a guy because I'm out So you have X someone a sketch is yeah, and this happens today. I talk to people they go I'm trying to keep my head together But I just they give this one so many and you say it's not fair and you just go I know I believe in there But if you're good usually and you need some people picking sketches on your team, because you have to have an alliance

and they're to help you, because there's so many good ones. If you're not like writing with the person or whatever, they might just go, we'll pick all the ones we like, and there's just not enough, even if some are good, they don't make it. So, I'm kind of,

frustrating place. I'm glad I never got to do it. Oh, I mean, it's, I would have killed, I didn't expect what'd kill me. I didn't really need it like back then when it was only a handful of things to do. Oh yeah, yeah.

But it did help me get everything else. I did, I did okay on there, but once I got on just shoot me, that was a sitcom and that, I had to wait, it's sort of more fun because it was more relaxing. It was helping me write, I would add stuff, but it was pretty much them. And I'm like, you just show up and read these jokes.

It's such a fucking miracle. Yeah, it was so different. Yeah. And I'm like, you just show up and read these jokes. It's such a fucking mirror. It was so different. Yeah. Best. And then doing more sitcoms like that. That was, I'll probably do another one. I did like doing it. You would do another sitcom. I probably would. I don't know. A multi-cam or single. I don't know because singles are good with their hard like movies. If it's good, I would do whatever was best. Right. But there's two I'm talking about right now and I go, they're both pretty good ideas. So I might happen. That'd be great. Really unpredictable. You really are. Not at all. I'm shining down. No, no, no, no, I'm going to go. No, no, what do I mean? How many of these do you have today? How many of these? Five. No, this is it,

right? Do you always have a guest or a year? know we never we have we've had by being my lifetime Maybe six cats. We don't we don't do a lot of guests We usually do just oh is that why was it we've been wanting you for so long? What is that why it was such a colossal fucking household? They have me come on I used to call my go he goes can you come on when I see even real life and then I hit him the next day Hey, I it where you like Wednesday to Friday? Anything next week, nothing, Crickets. Two weeks later, oh yeah, I can't do it then. I'm like, right, okay, but what do you go?

Okay, but we'll let's do it for sure definitely. And then I go, all right, what about when I'm back from the road and he's like, what? Yeah. And the real reason I was late is because I wanted you guys to have a little report. That's smart. Yeah, that's smart.

You did that. You're thinking really. Because, you know, I didn't come in here for a little bit because like on mine, I didn't want to, I don't want to say I love that. I love that you stayed out there because I don't like seeing the guests before too much because then it feels like. Well, you guys didn't talk. No, we did.

I went out for a while because I go, the first thing I was going to say is something joky and I'd rather just save it. Yeah, yeah. The problem was we were waiting on the co-host, so I was doing a lot something joky and I'd rather just save it. Yeah, yeah. The problem was we were waiting on the co-host, so I was doing a lot of do-dil just trying to get the co-host here. Andrew was professionally got here early. I go, oh, they're not here and he goes,

why and there's a right behind the desk, okay? So then I get in the mental space of like, fuck his bobbin' him, and then cause David walk in the room and he goes, I'm probably gonna leave soon. Cause today it felt like, when I was on a sitcom with Oliver Hudson, yeah, with Jennifer, or, Just like, let me finish.

We just plugging sitcom. No, let me finish. Let me finish my story. I did a show called I'm dying of it. I also, I know. But I remember one day I woke up in my house and there was a man in my living room. Oh, I remember that.

Right? And I go, there's some of my living, I walk out there and it's a guy that works on the show. He goes, it's 10. And I go, so he's of my liver, I walk out there, and it's a guy that works on the show. He goes, it's 10. And I go, so he's like, call times at six. And that feeling of holy shit, you know what I mean? And just getting in the car. Like that feeling I have every single day

when I'm right for something. Every time in the comedy show, they go, I go, I'm after Bobby's here, yeah, they go, oh, he's not coming, I go. Jesus. Perfect. And today he felt like that. Yeah, like when you said, come on man,

the way you said, say that again. Come on man. Oh my God, that's sad. I don't want that. Everyone's sad. We started on a sad note. When I say, come on man like that, it's like I'm not upset, I'm just disappointed.

Yeah, my last text you, I'm gonna go say bye to Santino. Oh my God, I feel so bad. You know what we did? I don't give a fuck. We have it in the can. It was a good podcast, so fucking. It was? Yeah, it was great.

It was very good. It was great comparing it to, hey, Santino and then I go, by the way, the whole drive here, he doesn't go on way or anything, he's just like, you texted me? I'm like, what's better than your phone to get to? What's easier?

Because most people, it's phone. Yeah, you don't like to call. You're like, yeah. And then the old, I used to joke like girls when they don't, they go, I'm the worst texture. Like you text them, and then four days I go, oh my God, I just saw this. I'm the worst at this.

I'm the worst texture in you. So I always lie. No one does know how to text, and then you included. I'm the worst at this. I'm the worst text or new. So always a lie. No one does no out of text. And then you included. And then like five day. And then I answer, I make her sweat about a minute and then I answer. And then another five days goes by and she's like,

oh my God, I'm so bad at this. And then we go to dinner and the whole night she's hunched over her phone, like this. Oh, I see you. Oh, I see you. You're getting the hang of it. Wow, that's so true.

Yeah, yeah. You're like a girl. Well, you leave a lot of voicey voice. Yeah, yeah, that's good. You have voice text. It's called a gift. Yeah, I have so many voice text saved. You gotta save them.

I saved them. You gotta save them. They're good. You gotta save them. You know, I'll tell you a horrible story. And then I gotta go. Okay. I used to have a voice recorder gotta save them. You know, I'll tell you a horrible story. And then I gotta go. Okay. I used to have a voice recorder like old people.

You know, like beep. Leave a message on the phone. You know those. I'm sort of pissed. So answering machine. Answering machine. Thank you. Do you have those in, where do you love against pain?

Morocco. So I go, they make them over there. They get all they want. So I have this. And then I got one that's electronic or something because it was getting there phasing out. But when I moved to town, I was doing, just shoot me. So it maxed out at 35 messages and I had 33. It was Farley, Norm, Sandler,

and everyone doing fucking vints because when they call it, yeah you, Sandler, you know, they just do a fully committed, fully form hilarious run on bit. And so many of them are like, you're learning good, good, good, good. Wow. Dave's back.

What are you rollin' doobies? Just goes on and on, the stupidest shit. And I go, I wanna to make an album, something one day. Just, and then the old girl that worked on me went through my office, she was, I moved your desk, and I go, and I ran in there, and she goes, don't worry, put your phone machine over there. Unplugged it.

No. And it was zero, and I go, no. And I went to the store, and they're like, oh, there's nothing like. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so mad. Seconding. Wait, oh, we can, there's nothing like. Oh my God. I'm so mad.

Second inks. Wait, it's not the girl that you brought today. No, that one I haven't beat up. Cause I would have beat the shit out of her. Yeah, that's insane. No, she's great. It was just one of those things where you just go, there's nothing you can do.

Like, holy fuck. But there was so many funny ones. Oh, well, thank you so much for coming to our program. I appreciate it. And I'm safely sick feeling. Yeah, drive safely and good luck with the time I blow dry my hair for you. Yeah, I'm so sorry. I love you so much. I'll make it up. The far the farly ones. The farly ones that obviously hurts the most because the other ones you could talk to again. Do you have other stuff save from him that no one will ever hear us see You know, it's funny. I was just saying the other day that I haven't looked back to my enormous is because just texting

As Farley it wasn't in a text era, but Went like even Brody Stevens. I don't delete him from Twitter and scream. No, I still have all those texts too weird And there's texts and messages like but I can't read them. It's too heavy. But, farly stuff, I have his coat from Tommy Boy, I have his security shirt from Wayne's World of the War and that's seen, and I watched the Lorne game. I still have some stuff for on the house, but it's not super sad. I showed it to Acquired because he did Tommy Boy with us.

Oh yeah. Almost didn't even remember that. Wayne Zalinsky, no, yeah. Zal didn't you remember that? Wayne Zalinsky. No, yeah, Zalinsky. Zalinsky, that's right. Wayne Zalinsky. So Lenskiato parts, so you don't have to. Wayne's are the work.

So you don't have to. Yeah, something like that. But you did save a bunch of, you, you, I did, yeah, some stuff, but you know, it's more, it's too tear-jerkery to go through it. Yeah. Like, do you ever do this? I know this is dark.

I know we're going on this road, but if I've lost somebody, sometimes for some reason, I'll just call their phone. I'll just call their fucking phone with some weird hope or something. I don't even know what I do it, but I call the phone until the number gets disconnected or changed. It's too heavy.

I know, I don't know why, but I do it. I've done that for years. What if the answer? Hello. I think about that. Like, what if someone that like what if someone what would you you'd freak out? And now I've got you owe you owe me 50 bucks and you're gonna fucking die. What are you with the bad friends? This is your murder. Yeah, it's our merch. We sell bad David. Thank you so much for coming Give it a day. My day, but it's been a round of applause Give me a hug, man.

And remember to take your chair back too. Oh, wow. Roode. Roode. Roode. Very Roode. Listen. I'll take it.

Listen to me. I thought there was the key check. Yeah, that's a real gun. That's a real, no, I'm kidding. It's not a rig. If you're gonna shoot anybody, shoot one of these fucking idiots. Who would you shoot if you were gonna shoot someone in the studio other than me? Who would you shoot? You know the Bobby? Yeah, Bobby first. That was the first to go in any scenario.