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Episode Date: February 16, 2024

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Bad news, good news. Good news, good news. Good news is this. Good news is this. We did a competition. That's right, a shirt. About a one? A shirt competition.

A t-shirt competition. That's right. I knew I was going to win. I always win. And I won. By how much? A thousand or so. Yeah, way more than you.

So now what I get is a naked massage. Well, you're going to massage. Naked? Yeah, you're going to get a regular massage. No, we said naked. We said naked. We did say naked. You're regular massage. Naked? Yeah, you're gonna get a regular massage. No, we said naked. We said naked. We did say naked. Regular massage.

No, naked. If you wanna see me pay the piper and do my due diligence, go to patreon.com slash badfriends to see the massage, patreon.com slash badfriend. Naked. You're gonna get what you want, okay? Okay. Pig.

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Woo. Why dude? I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Are you two or something? We're bad friends.

Gooby Goobs. Hello. Do a song for Goop. Goop, Goop, Goop. Goop, Goop, Goop, Goop. Goop, Goop, Goop, Goop. Goop, Goop, Goop, Goop. Drip, Drip, Drip. goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop goop see more panicky today. Yeah, because I realized I can't be the goop anymore. What do you mean? I can't be the goop. You don't like the nickname. I love the nickname, but Gwyneth Paltrow is a goop.

And I'm scared of Gwyneth Paltrow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Relax. You're the goop. No, no, wait, wait called goop

You're the goop Andrew. We should give him the opportunity to make up his own nickname. Oh, no Let's just try let's see what that goop. What would you like to be called? I like the goop because I didn't have to think of it Yeah, I know so can we stay with the goop? Yeah? Yeah, I do have a nickname, but it's already taken in the comedy community What is it called? I don't want to be it though. Okay. Yeah, can I I do have a nickname, but it's already taken in the comedy community. What is it called? I don't want to be it though. Okay. Yeah, can I say something? Yeah, this eyebrows thicker this time. Yeah, you grew Really? Yeah, it's a little figure. Congratulations. Thank you. It's I'm evened out Balance. No, it's uneven. It's a little It's still uneven, but what's the nickname in the comedy community that you're given?

Oh, I wasn't given in the comedy community, but I can't have my out of the comedy community nickname because it's Coco, and there's already a Coco. Coco Diaz. Joey Coco Diaz. Yeah. Yeah, but he moved to Jersey, so you're, you know what I mean?

You're good. Yeah. Can you do an impression of Joey Diaz? He's Italian, right? He is Italian, right? He is Italian. Hey, that's all I have. No, it's gritty.

Let him do it. Oh. No. Go gritty. No. Imagine this. You smoked a carton of cigarettes in one hour. Okay.

And then all of a sudden, the spirit of JFK went into your throat. Oh, wow. Oh wow. RFK. RFK, my bad. Robert Downey Jr.? No. I'm dyslexic. RFK, you know who that is?

He's got his tongue like this. He's married to Cheryl Hines. We'll go deeper. Isn't he trying to be fucking president this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing a benefit show. I'm doing a benefit show for him. I'm kidding.

Oh, I can't kid around anymore. I'm doing a benefit show. Let's move on. I know. Wait, let's bring up the lineup of who's on the benefit show for him. I'm shooting. Oh, I can't get around anymore. I'm doing a benefit show. Let's move on. I know. Wait, let's bring up the lineup of who's on the benefit show for RFK. Hi. Are you Goop? Yeah. Is it?

Rudy, that's the Goop Dog right there.